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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Good morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Whoa!
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Casey! I told you
to use the front door!
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Then how would
you be the first person
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I wish a happy Immortimas to?
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Come on, let's
get some breakfast,
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before Cliff eats it all.
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Morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Have you had your morning fuck?
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You know we did!
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Holy moly!
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This is the softest sweater
in the whole darn world.
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Look at us, we look fantastic!
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You're being weird, stop
stroking your sweater.
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Vic! Welcome home!
Detroit's finest is back!
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Happy Immortimas all!
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Deric sends gifts to unwrap.
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Larry! Your
sweater's getting cold!
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And, you're missing all the fun!
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Good morning, Keeg!
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Happy Immortimas!
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If only I had a uniform
I could wear every day.
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I wouldn't have to
make these decisions.
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Rita says we have to put up
the Birth of Immortus display.
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Come!
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Why do I always get stuck doing
the worst Immortimas Day jobs?
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I wouldn't say stuck.
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Seems kind of fun.
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How do you stay so positive?
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I can't help it. It's
Immortimas Day.
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The happiest day of the year!
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Yeah.
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Then why do I feel
like something's off?
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Maybe your inner self is
trying to tell you something.
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Hearing any voices
in your head lately?
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That'd be pretty weird.
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Yeah, let's get to work.
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- What?
- What?
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Nothing. Was that too much?
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Were you saying something?
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Sorry. Never mind.
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I... I've got to, um...
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Yeah!
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Laura.
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There is so much to do
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before Immortus comes to dinner.
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Well, if she comes.
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When she comes,
everything needs to be perfect.
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Well, it will be,
with you in charge.
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We'll get it done
together because...
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You built
a beautiful life with Malcolm...
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and I destroyed it all.
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Respectfully, I'm
going to decline.
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Friends.
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The guest towels.
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Well, well, fine. Yes.
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I'll, I'll clear up
then. No problem.
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What the actual fuck!
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Somehow Isabel's managed
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to make this whole
world about her,
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and in this world,
we all fucking sing!
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Suffering suffragettes!
Look and see...
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Sweaty bollocks!
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I'm in Isabel's
musical fever dream.
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Okay, that's Cliff.
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- Jane!
- Yep.
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- Um, Rita.
- Nice.
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Me.
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- You!
- Hey!
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- And Larry.
- And who's that?
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This is Papa.
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I wanted him to be a
part of the celebration,
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because he's still
here in our hearts.
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Yeah, he is.
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Immortimas was his favorite.
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Man, did that guy love his ham.
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How is the robotics club going?
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Papa always loved robots.
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Yeah. I mean, it's
good. It's going great.
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Sometimes I feel
like I could be doing more.
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Making a bigger
impact, I don't know.
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But what's bigger than
helping your community
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and doing what you love.
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Maybe Immortus can help.
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You can ask her at dinner.
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You know,
Immortus is a busy lady.
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So, I just don't want
you to be disappointed
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if she doesn't show.
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I can feel it, Vic.
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She's going to come
to dinner, I'm sure of it.
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It must be nice
to be so certain.
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Well, I'm certain I want
some hot chocolate.
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- Yeah.
- Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here.
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Immortimas is the best.
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I could spend the day with you
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- and the family.
- Yeah?
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We get to see Isabel at dinner.
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I'm so happy, I
never want it to end.
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Me too. Yeah.
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C'mon.
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C'mon. Okay.
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Happy Immortimas, everyone.
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Tonight I'm going
to share with you
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one of my favorite stories.
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Cliffie?
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What?
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I'm just...
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What? I'm... Not now. I'm busy.
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Busy singing about your dick?
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Singing! I'm singing.
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What do you want?
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Have you had any
devious thoughts of late,
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any underhanded
sensations popping up?
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What?
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No, I'm just...
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Okay.
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- No.
- Okay.
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I can't
believe I fell into the time hole
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and met my destiny.
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Your destiny too.
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What the actual piss!
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Laura.
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Laura, I'm so glad I found you.
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What do you think
of this sweater?
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I mean, are the
lines flattering?
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Yeah.
I thought you...
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Okay, um... Whatever.
Um, I need your help.
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Well, can it be quick?
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'Cause I'm meeting my boyfriend?
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- Your boyfriend?
- I know, right.
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Actually, it's kind
of an amazing story.
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We met under the
craziest circumstances.
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- But somehow it all worked...
- Thank you. Stop you there.
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Um, I'm going to have to
be the Grinch here. Um...
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I need to show you something.
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What's with all the tissues?
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- Casey!
- Sorry.
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I didn't mean to startle you.
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I, um... I just want to
make sure that we're cool.
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'Cause there was, like, a
weird...
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moment earlier... right?
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Um...
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What are you painting there?
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Um...
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I don't know.
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This image has been
in my head all day,
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and it seems so familiar to me.
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But I can't put my finger on it.
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Do you like it?
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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If I had one note,
I would say that...
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it could use a
little bit more color.
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Okay, so I have, um, called
you all here for a team meeting.
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Larry, what is this?
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I thought we agreed
there'd be no theme this year.
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If I had known we were
dressing up as mummies,
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I would have gotten out
my old Sphinx costume.
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Let Rouge explain.
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Yeah. Okay, so I have called
you all here for a team meeting.
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- Unfortunately...
- I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting.
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What team?
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We really
are back at square one, aren't we?
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Um... Okay, this may
be hard to believe,
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but we are, in fact, a superhero
team known as the Doom Patrol.
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- Doom!
- Doom! Watch out!
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I'm going to "doom" you!
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That's it. Yeah.
Okay, settle down.
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So we are currently in a
fake, never ending holiday...
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called Immortimas.
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Laura, you dog!
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Is this one of your classic
Immortimas Day pranks?
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She does this every year.
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And now, she's got
Larry in on it as well.
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Classic Immortimas mummy prank!
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No, it's not a prank.
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She's being serious.
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You aren't who
you think you are.
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Well, this is all very
intriguing and very funny!
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But if you'll excuse me,
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I need to help Dorothy
attend to the ham.
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- Ooh! You do that.
- Yes, that's a very...
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It's a very good idea.
Wonderful idea, Rita.
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Casey, would you please
join Rita in the kitchen?
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It's the best way to
help the team, right now.
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- Anything for the betterment of the team.
- Jolly good.
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A, we're not a team. B,
how come they get to go?
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Okay, listen, you fuck knuckles!
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We have a situation
on our hands.
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Happy Immortimas, everyone!
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- Today, I'm gonna show...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
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This is not what you think.
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- I can explain.
- No, no, no, Cliff.
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It's about the...
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Then never mind.
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Okay. I'm no
stickler for tradition.
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But, W-T-F, Laura!
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We always watch
this one after dinner.
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The point is,
this is all bullshit!
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It's a mirage! A cheap
trick to keep us docile,
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so we don't ask
too many questions.
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Now, with the help of Larry,
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I was able to find out what
was really on these tapes.
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You keep asking
me what I'm looking forward to
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now that my
radiation is contained,
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but look at me.
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I'm no longer of this
world. I'm not human.
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Even when I was
human, I wasn't truly living.
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I can't feel, I can't fuck,
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I can't even take a piss, Doc.
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All of life's pleasures
have been stripped away.
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Stripped away.
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I didn't mean to.
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I wasn't shoplifting.
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I just wanted to try
some things on. That's all.
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Everything I have...
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What the shit!
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- This is all fucking fake?
- Yes.
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Well, why are you
telling us this now?
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Why didn't you wait until
after Immortimas Day?
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Because, Cliff, there
is no after Immortimas.
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There is only
Immortimas Day forever!
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Unless we can find a way out.
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Hold on a minute.
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How is all this fake?
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This life, this holiday?
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Like, Laura, we celebrate
this every single year.
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You know this.
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No, Vic. We don't.
It's all made up.
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Just like you and Deric running
a robotics club is all made up.
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You are Cyborg. Formerly Cyborg.
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You are a metahuman superhero.
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Cyborg?
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Yeah.
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You are Cyborg.
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Holy shit!
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Rouge is right.
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We gotta come up with a plan
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to get out of this
Hallmark Channel hell.
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- Bingo!
- What? Wait.
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Why do we want to get out?
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Larry, you wanna be
a human, don't you?
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You can take off all of this
and you can let the wind
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blow on your face and
you can taste the ham.
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Trust me. I would
love to stay in denial
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as much as the next guy.
I've got a boyfriend here.
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It's an illusion, bro!
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Larry saying he has a
boyfriend in this world,
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is like you saying
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your cam girl really
cared about you.
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Ginger was there for me.
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None of that matters!
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We're not safe unless I'm
wearing these bandages.
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Wait, I just remembered
259
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,342
you're a depressing fuck
in the real world.
260
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:36,552
That's true.
261
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,012
Cliff! How can
you be so selfish?
262
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,888
Selfish? Look who's talking.
263
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,807
I'm not the one who
gave up my superpowers
264
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,892
so I could dick around
with my high school friends.
265
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:44,935
- Fuck you!
- Okay.
266
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,397
I feel like... Sorry.
267
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,024
I feel like we're
losing focus here.
268
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,526
Bottom line, I'm
down to get out of here
269
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,361
if it means I don't
have to fucking sing.
270
00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:57,323
- Shit on a clit! I thought you were with me.
- Dude!
271
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,325
Okay, look, I'm
gonna go tell Dorothy
272
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,035
the truth about this place,
273
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,204
and one of you
needs to tell Rita.
274
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,459
Okay.
275
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,296
Are we ready to ruin
Rita's happiness?
276
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,354
Me.
277
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:31,608
I know.
278
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,319
It was a shock to me, too.
279
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,284
Maybe you're looking
at this wrong way.
280
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:45,621
Maybe we're all here,
because it's what we all want.
281
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,082
For the first time,
we're all together.
282
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,919
I mean, when have we ever
celebrated a family holiday.
283
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,588
Are you saying that
you wanna stay here?
284
00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,840
What's so bad about that?
285
00:27:56,841 --> 00:28:00,094
There is no way that
this is what we all want.
286
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,806
And even if it is, we're
not our authentic selves.
287
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,809
What does that even mean?
288
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,854
How could you want to leave
when we have it all here?
289
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,191
Dorothy.
290
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,517
Vic!
291
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:32,769
Yeah?
292
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,567
Are you, um... singing?
293
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:40,820
Yeah.
294
00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:42,905
Right.
295
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,657
Okay. Well, when
you're done with...
296
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:47,409
It's lovely, but when
you're done with...
297
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,328
With all of that, do you want
to meet me at the bone tree
298
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,954
so we can discuss the, you know,
299
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,290
some sort of
musical exit strategy?
300
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,334
Sounds good.
301
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,755
Okay, just... go back to...
302
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,132
Okay.
303
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,285
Dude!
304
00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:33,288
What the hell are
you doing, man?
305
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:34,915
What's it look like?
306
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:38,794
I just wanna feel the wind
on my dick while I still can.
307
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,630
I gotta be
interrupted by someone singing
308
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:43,799
a fucking power ballad.
309
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,843
Whoa!
310
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,932
Wait. Not done.
311
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,559
Vic?
312
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,605
You all right?
313
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,276
I don't know.
314
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,738
Okay.
315
00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:57,331
You're taking this remarkably
well. -
316
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:00,627
Yeah, I guess I'm just used
to being ripped out of realities.
317
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:07,591
So, about our duet...
318
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,635
Yeah?
319
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,970
- I think you're great.
- Me too.
320
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:13,890
- For you, I mean.
- Sure.
321
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,184
What I mean is...
322
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,562
Well, now that I have
my memories back,
323
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:23,024
it's not just me in
this body anymore.
324
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,944
I'm just a bit all over
the place right now.
325
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,908
Totally. Totally! Yeah,
I get it. We're good.
326
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,868
Really?
327
00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:35,995
Okay.
328
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,266
What's this?
329
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,479
Some sort of holiday
role play? Kinky, I'm in.
330
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,650
- So shall I unwrap you or...
- Please don't.
331
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,235
We need to talk.
332
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,154
No. Are you
breaking up with me
333
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,532
in a mummy costume? Why?
334
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,409
Do you not want me
to meet your family?
335
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,870
No, no. I want you to meet them.
336
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,624
This is who I really am.
337
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:26,336
And you, you're Mr. 104,
the Combustible Man,
338
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,964
who can change into any
element on the periodic table.
339
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,925
Remember?
340
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,179
Right. I remember.
341
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,766
I was wondering why
my name was 104.
342
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:43,520
And, so what? How does
this change anything?
343
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:45,064
I'd still love to
meet your family.
344
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:47,524
Seriously?
345
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,736
No, no. We need to find a way
346
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,447
to escape Isabel's
psychotic witchery.
347
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,115
But we're safe here.
348
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,075
I'm not about to blow up,
349
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:59,369
and I'm assuming you're not some
radioactive purple man under there?
350
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,329
Stop! It's too dangerous.
351
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:03,248
That's exactly it, Larry.
352
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:04,792
We're not in danger here.
353
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,461
Hey...
354
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,464
we said we would
find another way.
355
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,966
Maybe another way found us.
356
00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:16,219
- Don't you want to be together?
- I do.
357
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:19,265
I do. Just... not like this.
358
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,309
Not in a fake world.
359
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:26,188
Fake for whom?
It's perfect here.
360
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,015
Okay, we'll stay.
361
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,561
All I wanted
was to be beloved, Niles.
362
00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:17,777
And now look at
me, I'm a monster.
363
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,002
Why did you let me leave
364
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,756
when you were telling
everyone else about all this?
365
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,299
You looked so happy.
366
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,428
I didn't wanna... ruin
your perfect day...
367
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,721
again.
368
00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,308
Thank you.
369
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,981
If we're being totally
honest with one another,
370
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,524
I don't...
371
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,651
care that this is all fake.
372
00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:02,153
You don't care that
we live in a world
373
00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:03,405
where at any given moment,
374
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:05,532
everyone might
burst out into song
375
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,535
about the Midwest or... worse.
376
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,746
A clam bake?
377
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,877
I don't want to be
a monster anymore.
378
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,215
Rita.
379
00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:26,887
You were never a monster to me.
380
00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:32,476
That's because
in this friendship,
381
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,979
you're the monster.
382
00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,031
Fuck it.
383
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,369
Hello?
384
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:52,413
Hey, kiddo!
385
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,414
Clara!
386
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:57,375
- Happy Immortimas!
- Happy Immortimas Day, Dad.
387
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,881
- Rory says, "Hi," too.
- Aw!
388
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:08,386
So, um... is everything
good over there?
389
00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:10,055
Everything's amazing.
390
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,848
You know, we wish
we could be with you.
391
00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:14,018
No, no, no, no.
You sound amazing.
392
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:19,105
Okay, give Rory
a big kiss for me.
393
00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:22,109
- Love you, sweetie.
- Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus.
394
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:23,902
Praise Immortus.
395
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,202
You fleshy fuck!
396
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,470
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
397
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,762
Okay, what's the plan?
398
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:16,139
I can't believe
she's actually here.
399
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,974
Well, of course
she's fucking here.
400
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,767
- I told you she'd come.
- There's no time.
401
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,186
Okay. What are we gonna do?
402
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,271
- Drown her.
- Poison her.
403
00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,732
- Turn her into boron.
- Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home.
404
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:27,358
Who wants deviled eggs?
405
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:29,611
- Hit her over the head with some ham.
- Poison her.
406
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,654
But with ham, yes. Poison her with ham.
407
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:34,135
- Give her so much ham, she explodes.
- Okay, no more bullshit!
408
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,117
Isabel is here.
409
00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:39,287
Where do you stand? Stay or go.
410
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,747
- Stay!
- Go!
411
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,540
Okay. And I'm a go.
412
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:46,586
All right. That was slightly
less unified than I'd expected.
413
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:55,929
Wait!
414
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,267
We all know we're in some
sort of fabricated existence here,
415
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,186
whether we want
to stay or leave.
416
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:06,689
Whatever our differences, there
is an almighty god at our front door.
417
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,566
A spiteful god who
didn't think twice
418
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:11,152
of turning her most ardent
worshippers into dust.
419
00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,403
So, let's just take a breath.
420
00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:17,283
She said...
421
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:19,452
All we need to do
is get through dinner.
422
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:23,499
So, just shut your pie holes
and put on a happy face.
423
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:39,681
Hello!
I'm here! Where's my ham?
424
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:45,521
I didn't know there was a theme.
425
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:56,031
My goodness,
this all looks divine!
426
00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,659
Sit.
427
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,621
Now, let's see.
428
00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,206
Shall we start the festivities
429
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:08,167
with a little Immortimas spirit?
430
00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:09,836
How about we go around the table
431
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,923
And share what we're
all grateful for?
432
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:15,675
I'll go first.
433
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:20,722
I'm grateful for... me.
434
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:23,516
This is fun.
435
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:26,227
Who's next?
436
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:27,521
Mister Mummy Man?
437
00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:34,152
Well, um, I guess I'm grateful
to be here with my family,
438
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,113
and to introduce them
all to my boyfriend.
439
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,783
How sweet. And?
440
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,870
And... and for the...
441
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:46,372
The pleasure of
worshipping you, Isabel.
442
00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,584
Immortus!
443
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,176
Yeah.
444
00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,552
Okay.
445
00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:01,096
Can someone pass the ham?
446
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,560
Who's next?
447
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:14,109
Okay, I'll go next.
448
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,363
Immortus,
449
00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:22,367
I am grateful that you were
there for me in my time of need.
450
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:25,620
I needed to do a giant pish,
451
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:28,748
and you provided a wipe
452
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,417
for me to freshen up my fufu.
453
00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:33,504
And for that, I thank you.
454
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,757
Except that this
is Immortimas Day,
455
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,592
and you couldn't
possibly know that, Rouge,
456
00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:43,096
because there only
is Immortimas Day.
457
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:48,142
Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot,
this world isn't real.
458
00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:50,937
Now you should know it was
super easy to figure that out
459
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,147
because you didn't
even try to hide
460
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,359
that this is an
alternate reality,
461
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,277
or maybe you just suck at this.
462
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,245
Don't you all agree Rouge
is the ultimate party pooper?
463
00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:13,084
Don't you agree?
464
00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:15,253
Yes,
465
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:16,546
Smelled that shit
from over here.
466
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,922
- Yeah.
- Party pooper.
467
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:20,300
Now, my question was,
468
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,512
what are you grateful for?
469
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,852
Sing out, Louise!
470
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,984
I have something to say!
471
00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,653
Because Immortus,
472
00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,823
I have so much to thank you for.
473
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:47,493
Lovely. Proceed.
474
00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:52,498
We are all grateful for
you, because without you,
475
00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:55,793
we would not be the
incredible people at this table.
476
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:59,505
I have to admit you've
been a role model to me.
477
00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:03,844
You've taught me what it
means to be... an icon and a hero.
478
00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:07,847
Thank you, Rita.
479
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,266
- Who's next...
- I'm not done.
480
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:15,688
Your need for constant
attention and adulation is inspiring.
481
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:18,024
Your hunger for perfection...
482
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,901
although
a hopeless endeavor,
483
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:24,530
is almost as impressive as
your lack of self-awareness.
484
00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:27,867
And finally, and this is
what I do admire most,
485
00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:32,997
your ability to be an even bigger
narcissist than I could ever be.
486
00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:36,209
You think you're all powerful?
You think you're all knowing?
487
00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:39,045
Well, I know you
because I was you.
488
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,173
And I don't want
to be you anymore.
489
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:45,511
It is a sad, lonely,
pathetic existence.
490
00:46:56,396 --> 00:47:00,566
I see. And do you all agree?
491
00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:03,945
Absolutely not!
492
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,571
Praise Immortus!
493
00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:09,367
We all love you.
494
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,911
And Immortimas Day!
495
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,622
That's not what Rita means.
496
00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:16,165
She's just tired.
497
00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,084
That's just... It's
the ham fumes.
498
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:21,296
- You know how it is.
- Yeah. Yeah.
499
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,257
Actually, I agree with Rita.
500
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:27,426
- What the fuck?
- Dude, let her speak.
501
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:30,389
I'm not sure this is
what I want anymore.
502
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:35,142
Immortimas is
just another prison.
503
00:47:35,143 --> 00:47:37,144
It's another lie.
504
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:39,730
And I'm done lying to myself.
505
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:44,610
I'm 100 years old, for God's
sake, and I'm still hiding.
506
00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:48,031
I have never lived
out in the real world.
507
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,702
I can't lock myself
away anymore.
508
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:53,954
I need to go.
509
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,043
Then I'll go with you.
510
00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:02,128
What?
511
00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:04,839
So, that's three votes
to leave Immortimas.
512
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,884
No, no, no, no, no. That...
that's not what she means.
513
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:12,263
Dorothy loves Immortimas Day.
514
00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:15,766
And... Who... who is this?
515
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:22,566
I'm just saying that... I thought
I found a new adventure here.
516
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,068
A new experience.
517
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,529
Clearly I was wrong.
518
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,740
If I'm going to be a
hero in the real world,
519
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:32,575
I need to see the real world.
520
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,243
No, come on.
521
00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:38,372
Can't a... a human
man catch a break?
522
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:43,711
I mean, she's not even with us.
523
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:44,754
What is your name?
524
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,464
I really wanted to stay here.
525
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:48,257
It's about as perfect
as perfect can be.
526
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:52,970
Finally, someone saying the
things that we all are thinking.
527
00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:56,682
- But if I'm being honest with myself...
- Fuck me.
528
00:48:56,683 --> 00:49:00,019
It's another story
being written for me.
529
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,854
You were right all along.
530
00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:03,898
I don't want to live
in a fake world either.
531
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,358
How can I know
what I truly want,
532
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:08,986
when people keep
rewriting my backstory?
533
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:11,823
How can I trust my feelings
when I don't even know who I am?
534
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,577
I need to write my
own story for once.
535
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,079
You wanna leave?
536
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,539
But you said...
537
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,833
I don't want you to leave.
538
00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,711
He's not with us either.
539
00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,048
That's four votes.
540
00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:31,885
And I'm five.
541
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,559
So basically what we're
trying to say is fuck you
542
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,186
and fuck Immortimas.
543
00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:25,312
Move.
544
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:49,981
What are you gonna do, kill us?
545
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,734
I don't have to.
546
00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:39,406
Son of a bitch.
547
00:52:39,430 --> 00:52:41,430
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