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[breathing deeply]
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[grunts softly]
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[gasps]
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Any change?
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Nope, still asleep.
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You found him?
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Yeah, I think so.
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You need back up?
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No, no. I can handle it.
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You need to be here to...
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Could you just...
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Could you give her a hug for me?
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In case she wakes up
before I get back.
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You just concentrate
on getting Keeg.
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Then hurry home and you
can hug her yourself.
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["So Tired" by Crawlers playing]
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♪ You made me colorblind ♪
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♪ No masquerade to
hide behind It's cold ♪
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♪ To think I have
no key Which could ♪
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♪ Make or break me ♪
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♪ So tired ♪
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♪ To see your lights on ♪
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♪ So tired ♪
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♪ Of standing anxiously ♪
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♪ So tired ♪
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♪ It's the death of me ♪
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♪ So tired of doors
That keep on shutting ♪
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♪ Why's your door always shut ♪
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♪ Smitten ♪
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♪ I close my eyes
To your door ♪
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♪ Smitten ♪
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[gasps softly]
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♪ I close my eyes
To your door ♪
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♪ So sad To think
it's memories ♪
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♪ And so tired of doors
That keep on shutting ♪
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♪ Smitten ♪
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[train engine chugging]
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[bell dings]
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[song fades]
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Are you fucking serious?
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Which one of you bitches...
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Okay. Okay, fine. I
get it. [chuckles]
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What I was doing
was a little weird,
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maybe it was wrong,
and dangerous,
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but like, Chinchillas
do it and shit,
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so like, really can it be...
Is it really that fucking bad?
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I... Fuck!
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No.
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Shit.
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I know better, and I know
things are all fucked up for us.
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And you guys are right.
Maybe I shouldn't be...
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But that doesn't give
you the right, though.
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It just doesn't give you the
right to just pull me down here
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out of fucking nowhere
without warning and just...
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What are you talking about?
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No one pulled you down here.
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Sorry, what?
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Yeah, you just showed
up on your own.
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Wait. What were
you doing exactly?
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Um...
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Nothing. Yeah, nothing.
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Just, um... Yeah, I was just...
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[exhales]
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Okay.
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I'll see you guys later.
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[engine revving]
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[laughing] Oh, yeah.
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It looks like the old girl
still got some life left in her.
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Yeah. I bet you will have her in
tip-top shape before you know it.
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[laughs] Easy now, she's
still a bonafide hunk of shit.
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But, um... [chuckles]
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Thank you, Laura.
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I think this is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
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Ah! After hearing you go on
and on about your daddy issues,
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your grand-daddy issues and your
tactile sensations, how could I not?
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I didn't realize I was going
on and on about it, but...
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[clears throat] Just saying that you know,
the best cure for the body is a quiet mind.
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Everyone deserves their
own private slice of peace.
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I hope she gives you many hours
in which to lose yourself in.
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[radio switches on,
plays sprightly tune]
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Holy shit!
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The radio still works.
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[screams]
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So, what have you
lot been up to?
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Willoughby?
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It's like that fuzzy
little cunt said.
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The whole world is
abuzz with chatter.
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Immortus is rising, and just like
everything else in the godforsaken universe,
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it all leads back to you lot.
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Uh, who the fuck's Immortus?
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Gather the others.
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I'm not repeating myself.
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What was that?
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[groans softly]
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Ageing spots?
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[gasps]
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No.
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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[birds chirping]
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It's okay, bud. I can
feel you. I'm coming.
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[groaning]
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What the...
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Keeg, just... just hold on.
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Oh, God.
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By all means, just
help yourself.
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Top left.
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[sighs] Finally.
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Morning, princess.
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Why do you look so sweaty?
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I don't know, why do
you look so boring?
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All right. Something very big and
very dangerous is headed our way.
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[Cliff snorts]
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I can assure you, it is far
bigger, and far more dangerous
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than anything you bellends
have ever seen before.
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- [Vic] Ooh.
- "Bellend."
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[all laughing]
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I thought it was
all just legend.
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Tall tales...
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about an ancient forgotten God.
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But, as it turns out, Immortus
is real. And it's coming.
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We're wandering into the
literal end of days as we speak.
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Uh, actually, we took care of
the end of the world last week.
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Consider the butts
wiped. Front to back.
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I'm not talking about
some arses with teeth!
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This is an
inter-dimensional deity
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capable of swallowing the
entirety of existence whole!
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This could be the end of
reality as we know it.
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Oh, fuck me senseless
and call me Martha.
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The Immortus Project!
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At the Bureau. I knew I'd
heard that name before.
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It was some kind of experiment,
a pursuit of immortality.
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But as I recall it, it didn't
amount to anything, so.
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Actually, that's
exactly why I'm here.
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Caulder always swore he had a piece
of Immortus. I never believed him.
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And yet here I am, amidst the
results of his little pet enterprise:
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The Immortus Project.
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Well, except for
you and tracksuit.
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Wait, what do you
mean by "results"?
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You're the project.
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A long time ago,
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a piece of the fabled
deity was procured,
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passing through many hands in
many shady dealings and backrooms.
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Whispers proclaimed that it
held the secrets of immortality.
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Whoever adorned it would be gifted
with an unnaturally long life.
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That same piece came to be in
the hands of one Eric Morden.
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Mr. Nobody?
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Exactly.
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And he had it right
up until he was shot
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by the famous
adventurer, scientist,
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and certifiable bastard
that we all know,
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or rather, knew as...
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Fuckin' Chief.
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Had it around his
neck for years.
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That was, until he went
all Honey I Shrunk the Kids
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and he needed it
to bail you out.
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But before all of that,
small pieces of the necklace
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were shaved off and mixed in with
the sugar, spice and all things nice
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that make up Larry, Rita, Cliff,
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and little miss manic
pixie over there.
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I mean, haven't
you ever wondered
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why you've looked exactly
the same for decades?
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Longevity. A la Immortus.
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So what now? Immortus
wants his pieces back?
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Look at that. Quick as ever,
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even without a super
computer jammed up your arse.
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[Vic] Mm.
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There was a break-in at Horst
Eismann's a few weeks ago.
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Millions of dollars
of bits-and-bobs
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and the only thing that was
stolen was the necklace.
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Safe to say, whoever's working
for Immortus now has it
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and is looking for
the other pieces.
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And before you ask, yes.
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The pieces inside of you
can still be extracted,
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like gold, or uranium,
or a blackhead.
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So, and this is the
really important bit,
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just so long as you don't
lose your longevity,
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the necklace cannot be reconstituted.
And Immortus cannot rise.
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So what does the extraction
process look like exactly?
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What?
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Uh, well, you know, is it like someone
getting sucked into their own filmography?
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Or maybe, is attacked by a
weirdo named Dr. Janus...
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Who also happens to be
an emotional vampire.
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There are no depths to your
collective stupidity, are there?
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Come on, Niles,
you crazy old bat.
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There must be something.
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Ugh.
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[sighs]
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"Fountain of youth."
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"10 Ways to Stay Young
and Keep Him Interested."
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Ugh!
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Ooh.
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"Experimental." "Untested."
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Hello.
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[sighs] Let's see
what you can do.
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[both gasp]
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Jesus Christ!
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What the hell
happened to your face?
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I think we got bigger
problems than that right now.
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[all coughing]
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- [Jane] What's happening?
- [Rita] That's me, let go.
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What is happening?
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What the yee-haw fuck?
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What the fuck?
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00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,809
What the fuck?
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Oh, my God! Look who's
got metal back! [laughs]
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Shut up, Hot Topic.
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Yes! It worked! It
actually worked!
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Although, I can't recall
the last time I wore...
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Oh, my God. 1937.
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That was a de-aging spell you...
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Whatever the female
equivalent of a dick-head is!
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Clit-head?
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Uh, well, excuse me.
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If Cliff didn't rushed in
like some brainless buffoon...
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Hey! How is this my fault?
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Hold up. Did you just
say "de-aging spell"?
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Yes, you daft cunts. We're
all teenagers again. Duh.
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Uh, that's bullshit 'cause we
all pretty much look the same.
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Do you feel the same?
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[Cliff] Kinda. Except I also
feel like pounding a metric ton
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of Taco Bell and whacking off.
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Do you need a mirror? 'Cause you
still look like 1,000 years old.
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Clearly, it's not a very
good de-aging spell.
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Probably why it
was in a locked box
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marked "experimental,"
"untested," and "dangerous."
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By the way, aging works a little
differently for Chaos Magicians.
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How does your hairline not come in
until you're at least a million?
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Ha! Burn!
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For your information,
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teenage Chaos Magicians are
notoriously folically gifted.
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[gasps]
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Wow.
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- [laughing]
- Wow.
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[Cliff] Does aging work differently
for bird-lady ottomans too?
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Oh, no. I just...
I held my breath.
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Years old Bureau
training kicked in.
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"If you see a cloud of smoke, don't
breathe, don't choke." It's simple.
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No, no.
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This is a Khepri hex. This
is bad. Really, really bad.
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Ah...
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[gasps]
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What the hell?
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[officer] State your name.
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Rama, sir.
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[officer] Do you go
by any other names?
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Mr. 104, sir.
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[officer] When and where
were you born, Mr. 104?
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1928, Tamil Nadu.
In India, sir.
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At the height of
the British Raj.
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What made you decide
to move to London?
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I wanted to study the
physical sciences, sir.
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Organic chemistry, specifically.
254
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,099
[officer] Is this
truly your story?
255
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,604
I'm sorry, sir?
256
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,105
Everything you've
just said to me.
257
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,608
Do you believe this
information to be true?
258
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,903
Yes, sir. I swear, sir.
259
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,821
Remarkable.
260
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:17,949
Subjects, enter.
261
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,117
[buzzer rings out]
262
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:30,837
Mr. 104, you can begin with air
augmentation experiment now.
263
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,926
Now, sir?
264
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:40,138
Commence with air augmentation,
Mr. 104, as instructed.
265
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,557
- But they're...
- They're Agents of the Bureau.
266
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:47,812
Everything that happens here is in service of
our freedom, Mr. 104. They understand that.
267
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,774
- Yes, but...
- Our nation's freedom is paramount.
268
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,984
Do you understand, Mr. 104?
269
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,492
Yes, sir.
270
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,703
Good. Begin air augmentation.
271
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,305
[Larry exhales sharply]
272
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,572
What the...
273
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,373
[agents coughing and choking]
274
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,710
[Larry gasping]
275
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,392
[breathing heavily]
276
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,438
[officer] Experiment complete.
277
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,774
Thank you, Mr. 104.
That'll be all.
278
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,842
"Not Polly." We meet again.
279
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,805
[electricity pulsates]
280
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:46,889
[Larry] Keeg!
281
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:53,271
[grunts]
282
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:57,859
I understand you're confused,
and you think I'm your enemy.
283
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,486
I just want my kid.
284
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,489
[gasping]
285
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:05,366
Please, just let him go.
286
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,327
You think I'm doing
this on purpose?
287
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,912
I've been trying
to get rid of him.
288
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,623
No matter what I
do, he won't leave.
289
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:12,706
[electricity crackling]
290
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,379
[breathing heavily]
291
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:27,097
Once again my work has
gone unappreciated.
292
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,891
Well, I for one think
we all look fabulous.
293
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,019
Well, except for Vic.
294
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,479
But I'm sure,
295
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:37,273
um, when you get those
things out of your mouth...
296
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,151
Will you just shut the fuck up?
297
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,404
I'm trying to find her.
298
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,744
I'm fucking stripped.
299
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:54,499
Oh, I can barely get this
location spell to work.
300
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:58,002
Oh, of course. [clicks tongue]
301
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,089
Is it true your kind don't
get your proper magic
302
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,466
till you've lost your virginity?
303
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,219
Dude! Your V-seal grew back?
304
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:10,181
And so what? Why should
we fight this anyway?
305
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:14,018
We should be enjoying our
time as virile youths.
306
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,186
Gross.
307
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:18,148
Except that we don't
have any time at all.
308
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:23,778
You didn't stumble into any old
run-of-the-mill youthification spell, Rita.
309
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,780
This is a curse.
310
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:31,244
And it'll keep on de-aging us. First
teenagers, then children, then babies.
311
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:35,206
All the way back to that little
spark in your daddy's eye.
312
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:38,668
And then, well, nothing.
313
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,171
[Cliff gasps]
We'll be jizzified?
314
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,254
Ugh.
315
00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:46,217
My old mentor, Ms. April.
316
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:50,763
She's the only one that I trust
to help us out of this mess.
317
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:54,225
So if I can just have two
fucking seconds of silence,
318
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:57,478
I might be able to find
her teleporting tea room.
319
00:23:57,562 --> 00:24:04,319
Right. So we can take you there
to get your V-card punched. Nice.
320
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:06,070
That's not what I meant.
321
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:11,993
Ah. There she is.
322
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,205
Toledo.
323
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,873
Isn't that like two towns over?
324
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,752
Pedal to the metal,
Cliff. Fast as you can.
325
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,381
[Cliff] Road trip! Woo-hoo!
326
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:33,973
[gasps softly]
327
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,149
[grunts]
328
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,693
[officer] Welcome
back, Captain Trainor.
329
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:48,738
[Larry] Keeg. Keeg, stop this.
330
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,699
Can you hear me? Stop this.
331
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,117
[officer] Subjects, enter.
332
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,202
[buzzer rings out]
333
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:59,582
[Larry] No, no. Keeg.
334
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:04,796
No, no, no. Please!
335
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:09,217
Let me out!
[grunts] Let me out!
336
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,300
Let me out!
337
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:30,822
Time is of the essence!
338
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,240
[Jane] Got it, Dad!
339
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,703
Hey, get me a hot dog.
340
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:41,416
Ooh, and a couple of
Paydays. And some Takis.
341
00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:44,127
- [Vic clicks tongue]
- Fucking nerd.
342
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,213
Teen metabolism.
343
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,924
- So, BFF...
- Ew.
344
00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,469
Do you think we'd be friends if
we were in high school together?
345
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,347
- Ha!
- What?
346
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,517
- Weren't you like a popular kid or some shit?
- So?
347
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,185
Whatever.
348
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,189
I wasn't even around back then.
349
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,233
I'm glad I skipped high school
350
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:12,530
and that whole "awkward
hormonal stage" bullshittery.
351
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,325
Aw, come on! It's not all bad.
352
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:19,370
The "awkward hormonal stage" is kind
of what makes a person who they are.
353
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:22,874
The chaos, the confusion,
the lakeside fingerings,
354
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:24,876
the mistakes... All of it.
355
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:26,711
Really?
356
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:30,089
Drinking in playgrounds,
and copping a feel
357
00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:32,467
behind the bleachers
made you who you are?
358
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:36,512
Yeah. Actually, I think
some of that stuff saved me.
359
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,598
Hm.
360
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,976
- Anyway, speaking of hormones...
- Oh, God.
361
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,812
I haven't forgotten about
our little conversation...
362
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,190
[laughter]
363
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,025
Hey!
364
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,318
Come on.
365
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,325
Hey, Euphoria, can I get a hit?
366
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,244
Well, excuse me.
367
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,498
Can I have an introduction or
something before we swap spit?
368
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,999
Yeah, I'm Jane.
369
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,794
- This is, Cliff.
- Howdy?
370
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:12,590
[gasps] Love the
Woodstock core vibes.
371
00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:16,844
And the whole yassified
cyber-cowboy thing.
372
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,931
Super cute.
373
00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:23,101
- [Cliff] Uh...
- [boy] Fuck yes, dude.
374
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:28,689
You look like my racist grandpa
but, like, fresh as fuck.
375
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,483
[Cliff] Why, thank you, dude.
376
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,111
Thank you. Thank you very much.
377
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:36,364
Yeah, okay, cool. So,
introduction's over...
378
00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:39,450
- Ahem...
- Oh, hold on.
379
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:43,037
We're actually in need of
a little favor ourselves.
380
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,998
A six-pack of lite beer
for these basic bitches
381
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:49,085
and a bottle of the
finest brandy for me.
382
00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,463
I bet your tall friend
never gets carded.
383
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,215
What do you say?
384
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,638
- [Cliff] Okay.
- [clears throat]
385
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,181
Yeah, whatever, sure, it's cool.
386
00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:08,396
Wow, okay.
387
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,149
Actually...
388
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,650
- Okay.
- [clears throat]
389
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:13,818
No.
390
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,280
After you, dear leader.
391
00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:20,073
Rita...
392
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:27,915
[grunts] Rita.
393
00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,293
I just wanna talk to you
about this leadership thing.
394
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:34,172
[scoffs] If you think I'm going
to have a heart-to-heart with you
395
00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:36,257
while a used condom stares at me
396
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,384
from a broken diaper
changing table,
397
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:40,303
you've got another thing coming.
398
00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:45,308
[sighs heavily] This
will all be over soon.
399
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,936
We'll go to Ms. April's
and she'll fix everything.
400
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:54,150
I will be my ol' normal
self, before Janus.
401
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,360
Did Willoughby say
she could fix this?
402
00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:57,778
The aging?
403
00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:59,405
I just assume...
404
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:02,742
Okay, uh, you're gonna have to
lower your expectations here.
405
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:05,161
Niles spent almost a century
406
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:08,289
searching for a way to
stop the aging process.
407
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:11,042
There were experiments,
expeditions,
408
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,960
you know, if there was
an answer out there
409
00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:16,547
that didn't have a hex attached
to it, he would've found it.
410
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:18,924
But he didn't.
411
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:22,887
Rita?
412
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:31,771
Rita?
413
00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,112
[Kipling] Where are you going?
414
00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:44,534
Where she going?
415
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,035
Just go on, we'll catch up.
416
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:51,082
No. That's not the plan.
417
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,376
[indistinct chatter]
418
00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:57,547
Fuck's sake, what now?
419
00:29:58,839 --> 00:29:59,839
Heads up.
420
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,304
Yo, where's my Takis?
421
00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:07,765
Takis? Interesting.
422
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,518
Enchante.
423
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:13,187
While you two were mucking
around, we lost Rouge and Rita.
424
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:14,438
Oh, boo-hoo.
425
00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:15,940
[Cliff] Yeah, that's too bad.
426
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:18,526
But, great news, our new BFFs,
427
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,945
Charlie, Jeremy and Winona
428
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,364
were just mentioning
this super-cool party.
429
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:24,716
[Kipling] Are you
out of your mind?
430
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,909
We're on a mission
here, remember?
431
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:28,786
Immortus?
432
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,621
End of reality?
433
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:32,432
- [Cliff sighs] - [Vic] Man, why
is this shit always on us anyway?
434
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,875
It's always, "You guys have
to defeat the eye in the sky
435
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,168
or it'll delete everyone."
436
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,688
[Cliff] Oh, yeah, I
forgot about that.
437
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:38,921
That shit was fucking bananas.
438
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,590
That happened during
our homecoming.
439
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,775
- Oh, my God, what?
- [Cliff] Oh, shit.
440
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:44,635
- You're so right.
- Shut up!
441
00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:47,847
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up, shut up!
442
00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:51,976
We're getting in the car,
443
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,979
without the cast of Freaks
and Geeks after dark.
444
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,981
We're gonna see Ms. April,
445
00:30:57,064 --> 00:31:01,152
so I don't have to go back to my
father's hairy gooch. You understand?
446
00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:04,405
[Cliff grunting mockingly]
447
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,036
[coughs mockingly] Square.
448
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,037
Excuse me?
449
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:11,996
[hoarsely] Square.
450
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,831
[coughs mockingly] Square.
451
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:17,918
[all] Square. Square. Square.
452
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,754
Virgin. Virgin.
453
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:24,091
[all] Virgin. Virgin.
Virgin. Virgin.
454
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,469
Fine! Fine!
455
00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:29,680
We can go for five minutes.
456
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,015
- My man.
- Yes!
457
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,183
[Cliff] Fuck, yeah!
458
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,354
[Larry] Let me out.
459
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:37,855
[grunts] Please let me go.
460
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,191
[officer] Begin experiment.
461
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:46,697
[Larry] No. Oh, please. Please.
Keeg, stop this, please! No.
462
00:31:46,781 --> 00:31:48,658
Get away from me. Get away.
463
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:50,284
We have to get out
of here, please.
464
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:51,911
Please.
465
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,080
- [agents coughing]
- [Larry] Oh, God.
466
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:56,874
Keeg. Keeg. Make it stop.
467
00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:00,044
Please. No. Please.
468
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,587
Keeg, make it stop!
469
00:32:01,671 --> 00:32:03,339
Make it stop, please!
470
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,882
[agents coughing]
471
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:06,967
[Larry] Keeg, make it stop.
472
00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:09,220
Make it stop, please.
473
00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:10,930
Please make it stop, Keeg.
474
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:13,557
[crying]
475
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:17,728
[exclaims] No!
Get away from me!
476
00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:18,979
- It's okay.
- Don't touch me.
477
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:21,691
It's okay. Just breathe.
478
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:24,276
In and out.
479
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,278
Keep going.
480
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:28,489
[panting heavily]
481
00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,910
I can turn my skin to lead.
482
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:36,080
You can't hurt me.
483
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,624
Just breathe.
484
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:52,054
["Teenagers" by My Chemical
Romance playing on stereo]
485
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,807
♪ Another cog In
the murder machine ♪
486
00:32:54,890 --> 00:33:00,688
♪ They said "All teenagers scare
The living shit out of me ♪
487
00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:04,817
♪ They could care less As
long as someone'll bleed" ♪
488
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:08,654
♪ So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose ♪
489
00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:12,074
♪ Maybe they'll leave
you alone But not me ♪
490
00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,492
Is this legal?
491
00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:15,161
[Cliff] Not for long.
492
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:21,167
Who wants to put
molly in my tank hole?
493
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,169
[all cheering]
494
00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:25,463
[Cliff] Whoo! Yeah!
495
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:27,798
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
496
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:30,176
[exclaiming]
497
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,512
Loosen up, Taki boy.
498
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:36,891
Yeah, loosen up.
499
00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,225
Oh, I can loosen up.
500
00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:39,309
Prove it.
501
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,438
[scoffs]
502
00:33:47,777 --> 00:33:48,944
Loose enough?
503
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:54,992
Booyah, baby!
504
00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:57,912
[all cheering]
505
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,670
["Drag Me Out" by
Kah-Lo playing]
506
00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:08,672
♪ Doesn't anyone dance
In this town no more? ♪
507
00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:10,716
♪ Why am I the only one
On the dancefloor? ♪
508
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,426
♪ The DJ's killin'
it Drinks is poured ♪
509
00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,428
[all] Chug, chug, chug, chug!
510
00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:16,138
[Cliff] Let's do this.
511
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:19,683
[all] Chug, chug, chug!
512
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,856
♪ I like to get it started ♪
513
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,733
♪ I'm spendin' all my money ♪
514
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:29,652
♪ I'm not leavin'
'Til mornin' ♪
515
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,866
[all] Chug, chug, chug!
516
00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,618
[all cheering]
517
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,219
♪ I don't like none Of
y'all hoes, I'm bored ♪
518
00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:51,757
[rock music playing]
519
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,014
Ooh!
520
00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:00,850
Ooh! [laughs]
521
00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:03,769
Holy shit.
522
00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:05,729
Are you smiling?
523
00:35:06,981 --> 00:35:09,316
Guilty.
524
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,194
Okay, we should probably
get going now, right?
525
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,990
Shut up and puff.
526
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:18,659
It's Willoughby's.
Wizard-grade kush.
527
00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:21,495
[coughing]
528
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,124
Shit. [coughing]
529
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,084
I knew it.
530
00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:29,378
Nerd.
531
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,630
What?
532
00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:36,468
I just had a feeling you were
a cliche, goody-two-shoes.
533
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:38,512
You know.
534
00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:40,514
Teacher's pet.
535
00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:42,266
Captain of the sports and shit.
536
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:45,436
Right, right. Yeah. [chuckles]
537
00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:46,645
What were you like?
538
00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:51,108
Actually I don't know.
539
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,819
Miranda was the teenager
540
00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:57,948
and Kay shit me out of
her brain way later.
541
00:35:58,032 --> 00:36:03,162
So, I guess you could say this is
my first experience in teenage-hood.
542
00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,039
Nice.
543
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040
So...
544
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,918
what's the verdict?
545
00:36:10,252 --> 00:36:12,087
It's like...
546
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:17,092
a janky carnival ride
that makes you wanna puke,
547
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:19,929
but also one you
don't wanna get off.
548
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,724
Yeah, sounds like you're
having a genuine experience.
549
00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,477
Great.
550
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:31,065
So being a kid is just as
complicated as everything else.
551
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:35,486
Yeah.
552
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:37,237
[sighs] But some
things are simple...
553
00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,114
Pure.
554
00:36:40,074 --> 00:36:41,700
Friendship for instance.
555
00:36:41,784 --> 00:36:45,829
[in unison] Detroiticons!
556
00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,498
[Vic] When I was
in middle school,
557
00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:50,167
I made the most genuine friends
I could've ever asked for.
558
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,544
All the complicated shit
felt easier because of it.
559
00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:55,506
Are these the friends you
went to see the other day?
560
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,257
Yeah.
561
00:36:58,592 --> 00:37:01,136
[sighs] It's just different now.
562
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:05,808
I left it too long, I guess.
563
00:37:07,685 --> 00:37:09,019
Shit's fucked up.
564
00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:11,355
Man, fuck that.
565
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:18,946
If I had even the smallest promise
of a connection like that out there,
566
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:21,282
I'd do everything it
took to get it back.
567
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,868
Yeah, well...
568
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:28,080
I got a few things on my plate.
569
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,542
You know, the Butts, Immortus.
570
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,170
Look, let me tell you something.
571
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:38,549
I'm starting to think
572
00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:42,344
that the world's always
gonna need rescuing.
573
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:45,014
But you gotta wonder...
574
00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:50,144
when you're out there
saving the planet,
575
00:37:50,227 --> 00:37:52,062
who the fuck is recuing you?
576
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:56,150
You're so high right now.
577
00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:57,484
I'm pretty lit, yeah.
578
00:37:57,568 --> 00:37:59,653
- [both giggling]
- You are so lit.
579
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,949
- But you're also very right.
- Yeah.
580
00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:06,368
Yeah. [sighs]
581
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:09,495
Thanks.
582
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,041
Yeah.
583
00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:15,669
Adios, amigo.
584
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,796
Godspeed.
585
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,006
[music continues]
586
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,767
[music fades]
587
00:39:03,217 --> 00:39:04,927
[ethereal music playing]
588
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,888
[thunder rumbling]
589
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,101
[water splashing]
590
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:06,655
Kay.
591
00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:21,169
Kay.
592
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:24,006
I'm sorry.
593
00:40:26,884 --> 00:40:28,051
I know I fucked up.
594
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,055
But what's new, right?
595
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,643
I should've known better.
596
00:40:36,727 --> 00:40:40,606
I shouldn't even be thinking
about her or anyone else.
597
00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:45,652
And I definitely shouldn't be
treating this body like it was mine.
598
00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:48,572
I haven't even been
around long enough
599
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,990
to see it...
600
00:40:51,325 --> 00:40:52,451
grow...
601
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:55,120
how it's changed.
602
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,085
It's not mine.
603
00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:06,423
It's yours.
604
00:41:09,343 --> 00:41:11,386
It's always been yours.
605
00:41:14,348 --> 00:41:15,599
I'm sorry.
606
00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:22,773
It's our body, Jane.
607
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,369
- [rock music resumes]
- [indistinct chatter]
608
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,294
Fuck.
609
00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:45,754
I am super-high.
610
00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,298
[sighs deeply]
611
00:41:57,975 --> 00:41:58,976
Willoughby!
612
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,143
Jane?
613
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:06,900
♪ Am I talking to you Or am
I talking to the drugs? ♪
614
00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:09,903
♪ Am I talking to you Or am
I talking to the drugs? ♪
615
00:42:09,987 --> 00:42:11,071
Shit!
616
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:38,140
This is so unfair.
617
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,309
And of course you're
perfectly fine.
618
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:41,435
You always are.
619
00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:43,437
Rita...
620
00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:48,859
The spell didn't
work on me, I just...
621
00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,488
saw myself as a
teenager and I, I...
622
00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:55,699
couldn't.
623
00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:57,200
It was...
624
00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:58,869
a horrible time for me.
625
00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:01,997
A time I'd... rather forget.
626
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,250
So, I used my ability
to change back.
627
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,170
But, um,
628
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:14,092
underneath this, I'm very much
not fine, Rita, believe me.
629
00:43:14,176 --> 00:43:16,386
Oh, that is so typical.
630
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:17,387
What?
631
00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:20,640
You are such a control freak.
632
00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:22,225
I'm the control freak?
633
00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:24,061
I wish I had your power.
634
00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:27,064
Then I could be
anything, anyone.
635
00:43:27,147 --> 00:43:30,233
I could disappear forever and
no one would be able to find me.
636
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:33,028
Okay. It's... it's
not that simple.
637
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,154
Whatever.
638
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:46,917
You know, a long time ago, when
people found out about my power,
639
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,253
they didn't react the way
you'd expected them to.
640
00:43:50,337 --> 00:43:54,925
I lost a lot of them. People
I thought that I mattered to.
641
00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:57,344
And, you know, when people
think about their teenage years,
642
00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:01,223
they think about their first
loves, staying out late,
643
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,974
dreaming big dreams...
644
00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:07,771
but, for me it was different.
645
00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:11,608
I think of that freckled-faced
girl I used to be and I...
646
00:44:13,235 --> 00:44:14,361
I have this...
647
00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:18,198
like, burning,
648
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:20,951
piercing hurt...
649
00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:23,870
right here.
650
00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:29,960
My mother used to always say
651
00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:31,628
that heartbreak stains the soul.
652
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,422
Well, I believe that to be true.
653
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,009
Except, for me, it's different.
654
00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:41,513
It's...
655
00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:44,558
like a void.
656
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:47,811
A chasm...
657
00:44:51,273 --> 00:44:52,774
standing between me...
658
00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:58,822
and any hope of finding a
true, meaningful connection.
659
00:45:03,076 --> 00:45:05,036
Maybe that's why
I am the way I am.
660
00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:09,541
Maybe by now, I'm the chasm.
661
00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:13,712
What about me?
662
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:17,674
We used to be good
friends, didn't we?
663
00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:20,469
Rita.
664
00:45:20,552 --> 00:45:21,845
When I felt alone
665
00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:24,097
and lost, and like I
didn't even know myself,
666
00:45:24,181 --> 00:45:28,560
you're the one person that made me
feel like everything was gonna be okay.
667
00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:31,188
I miss that.
668
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:33,690
I miss you.
669
00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:37,277
But things are different now.
670
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,113
You hurt me.
671
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:44,284
And I'll never have my best
friend back ever again.
672
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,082
I miss you, too.
673
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,710
And I never stopped thinking
674
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:57,214
about how I hurt
you and I am so...
675
00:45:57,297 --> 00:45:58,840
so sorry, Rita.
676
00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,426
I am.
677
00:46:01,510 --> 00:46:04,221
There's not a day that goes
by that I don't think about
678
00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:08,475
how I... I hurt you,
what I did to you,
679
00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:11,436
to Malcolm, and the Sisterhood.
680
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,730
[sniffles] And I...
681
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:16,733
I don't deserve an
ounce of forgiveness
682
00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:19,486
and I never will.
683
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:22,239
[sobbing] I never will.
I am so, so sorry.
684
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,699
I am so sorry.
685
00:46:26,076 --> 00:46:29,204
[continues sobbing]
686
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:44,302
[Cliff guffawing]
687
00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:48,265
Chug! Chug!
688
00:46:51,101 --> 00:46:52,561
Cliff. Hey.
689
00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,856
- Jane?
- Yes, it's me, poop-bot.
690
00:46:56,940 --> 00:47:00,318
- Oh, hey, Jane, what's up?
- We have to go, now.
691
00:47:00,402 --> 00:47:02,862
Um, who brought the
little vibe killers?
692
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,741
[Cliff grunting]
693
00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:09,703
It's cool. It's cool,
they're with me.
694
00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:11,788
Party on, party people.
695
00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:12,956
Party on!
696
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,479
I know you're having
a jolly old time
697
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:16,334
but we have to find
Ms. April right now,
698
00:47:16,418 --> 00:47:17,711
before this gets any worse.
699
00:47:17,794 --> 00:47:19,462
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
700
00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:22,007
- Cliff, come on.
- Leave me alone.
701
00:47:22,090 --> 00:47:24,801
What is wrong with you?
Why are you being so weird?
702
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:27,762
Because I am weird, Jane. Okay?
703
00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:29,180
I am a weirdo.
704
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:30,682
Look at my hand.
705
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:33,476
Have you ever seen me without
this stupid oven mitt on?
706
00:47:34,561 --> 00:47:35,729
That's weird.
707
00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:37,480
What the fuck are
you talking about?
708
00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:38,773
[scattered exclamations]
709
00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:43,153
[Cliff] It's all right,
guys. We're cool, we're cool.
710
00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:45,655
I'm cool. We're
cool. I'm cool.
711
00:47:45,739 --> 00:47:48,617
What say we take this
party to a new location?
712
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,410
Numero dos.
713
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,704
[all cheering]
714
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:55,165
Are you crazy?
715
00:47:55,248 --> 00:47:56,791
You're gonna pick
some burnout teens
716
00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,127
to go party with over your
actual fucking friends?
717
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,713
"Actual friends"?
718
00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:04,674
You mean the "actual friends" who
just want me to punch shit for them?
719
00:48:04,758 --> 00:48:08,386
The "actual friends" who didn't
even care to ask if I'm doing okay
720
00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:11,264
when, clearly, I am not.
721
00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:15,435
Party on, party people!
722
00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:17,562
[all cheering]
723
00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:23,652
Where the hell is Vic?
724
00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:24,819
[knock on door]
725
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:28,114
Just pause it a second.
726
00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:32,327
What the...
727
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:35,205
Derick... it's me Vic.
728
00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:43,129
Vic?
729
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,344
[groans]
730
00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:54,099
[groans]
731
00:48:56,976 --> 00:49:01,022
That wasn't the first time I've seen
it, you know, a piece of your past.
732
00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:04,067
[Larry] Great.
733
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,443
It's actually
quite illuminating.
734
00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:08,071
[breathing heavily]
735
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:10,532
Seems to me you have a
little guardian angel.
736
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,493
[Larry] You mean Keeg?
737
00:49:13,576 --> 00:49:14,994
And the spirit before him.
738
00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:18,581
I see you've been
through a lot together.
739
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:22,627
[groans and gasps]
740
00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,005
I joined Dr. Janus
741
00:49:26,089 --> 00:49:28,675
because I wanted to
stop causing suffering.
742
00:49:30,218 --> 00:49:31,428
But here I am.
743
00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:33,930
I'm a beacon for it.
744
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:37,016
What... what do you mean by
"stop causing suffering"?
745
00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:39,269
[exhales]
746
00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:40,895
[grunts]
747
00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:42,981
I'm trying to
reverse my condition.
748
00:49:44,858 --> 00:49:47,485
The things that my body
can do, it's taking a toll.
749
00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:50,321
There are misfires
750
00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:52,657
from the changing compositions.
751
00:49:52,741 --> 00:49:55,285
One day I might not
be able to control it.
752
00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:56,703
[Larry] What then?
753
00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:58,455
A mass extinction event.
754
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,876
The only way I can stop it
755
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:05,837
is if I fulfill the
pledge I made to Immortus,
756
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,922
and return their longevity.
757
00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,549
[Larry] Immortus?
758
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,594
Pledge? What are
you talking about?
759
00:50:14,471 --> 00:50:19,225
Listen, I don't know what you've
gotten yourself into exactly
760
00:50:19,309 --> 00:50:23,188
but I've been around long enough to
know a devil's bargain when I see one.
761
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:25,940
This doesn't sound right.
762
00:50:26,024 --> 00:50:30,445
What wasn't right was us in that room
being forced to kill over and over again.
763
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,700
Immortus can make
that all go away.
764
00:50:45,585 --> 00:50:47,086
Let me help you.
765
00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:48,171
What?
766
00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:49,839
What we went through,
767
00:50:49,923 --> 00:50:51,508
what you're going through,
768
00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:54,302
I get it.
769
00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:56,346
I also think there's
probably another way
770
00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:59,307
that doesn't have to involve
a pledge or violence.
771
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:01,768
There always is.
772
00:51:02,435 --> 00:51:03,520
So...
773
00:51:05,897 --> 00:51:06,897
Larry.
774
00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:15,114
Rama.
775
00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:22,330
- [grunts]
- [gasps]
776
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:26,376
[both chuckle]
777
00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:29,212
Really? So this was
your plan all along?
778
00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:33,925
[snipping]
779
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:35,635
What the hell?
780
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,887
What? Hey. No!
781
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:40,097
Larry!
782
00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:45,270
Fuck! This cannot be how I die.
783
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,771
Oh, my God!
784
00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:48,982
Can you just let me turn
into a pile of splooge
785
00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,900
without all the
whining and screaming?
786
00:51:50,984 --> 00:51:55,905
My, my, my! You have been a naughty
little boy haven't you, Willoughby?
787
00:51:55,989 --> 00:51:57,240
What are you doing here?
788
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,741
To rescue you, of course.
789
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:11,337
[Bunbury chittering]
790
00:52:27,312 --> 00:52:29,731
Willoughby? What's going on?
791
00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:32,775
[sneezes]
792
00:52:38,531 --> 00:52:42,535
[Bunbury chittering]
793
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,008
[baby cooing]
794
00:53:01,012 --> 00:53:02,263
[Bunbury chittering]
795
00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:05,558
[baby cooing]
796
00:53:08,061 --> 00:53:10,146
Bunbury, please.
797
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:11,874
Just take what you need
and be done with it.
798
00:53:11,898 --> 00:53:12,898
[Bunbury chittering]
799
00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:19,864
[crying]
56074
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