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[Dr. Winslow] I'm telling you,
Chief Kincaid,
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the Port Charlotte Ripper
is back.
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[Kincaid] That's impossible,
Dr. Winslow.
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The Port Charlotte Ripper
was executed last summer.
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- Unless...
- You arrested the wrong man.
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Damn it!
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How dare they?
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[Kincaid] How could
I have missed this?
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They chose a total stranger
over me to lead them.
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Over me!
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Well. Their fucking loss.
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Mmm.
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Let them choke on it.
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...and I don't care that you ran off
and married that Japanese sex robot.
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I've never stopped loving you.
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Kincaid, please...
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Ugh! You call
that a performance?
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[Scoffs]
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Your love is about
to put himself in grave danger.
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- We mustn't...
- [Rita] There is no life behind those eyes.
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- Stop.
- [doorbell rings]
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Door.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Door.
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[Dr. Winslow] There's something
you should know.
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My name isn't Talia.
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- Shit.
- I'm not a doctor.
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I'm the Russian Grand Duchess.
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[Wind blowing]
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Hello.
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Hello?
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I really don't need
any shenanigans today.
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[Soft music playing]
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"Rita Farr retrospective.
At the Cloverton Art House."
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Speaking French...
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[laughing]
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At least,
someone appreciates me!
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[Door slams]
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Find a new purpose.
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How?
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What does that even mean?
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[Sighs]
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[Grunts]
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[Record scratches]
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Spanish song playing...
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[sighs]
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Shit!
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[Music stops]
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[Sighs]
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Fucking hate puzzles.
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Shelly?
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[Wind howling]
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[Gasps]
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[Breathes heavily]
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[Gasps]
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[Breathing heavily]
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[Gasps]
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[Breathing heavily]
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Whoa.
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[Breathing heavily]
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- [Calvin] Whoa.
- Whoa.
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[Derek] What's up, bro!
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Wow, Vic.
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- So, where's the tech?
- I'm back in the flesh.
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What's up, C?
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Cyborg was a badass, man.
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What gives?
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I made a change.
Works better for me.
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I'm still the same,
just without the tech.
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I'm more comfortable
in this skin.
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That's quite a change.
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Come on. I'm still
the same old Vic you guys know.
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Uh, is that synthetic skin?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, I read about that.
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Wait, do you still
have your powers?
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Uh...
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Not really.
It's sort of complicated.
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Stealth,
but keeps 'em guessing.
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[Chuckles] Hey.
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I mean, I wish I could move
through the world like that, man.
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Well, we definitely don't
all have that luxury.
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[Sighs]
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Yo, remember these guys?
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[All laugh]
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I remember Marcus'
high-water pants.
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Okay, those pants won us
the championship.
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- Aye, the Detroiticons.
- Couldn't touch us.
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- Forever undefeated.
- Oh. Hey, remember this?
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[In sing-song voice]
Da-da-da-na.
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What!
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[Derek] Our pride and joy.
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Worked our asses off on this.
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Hmm. Mister Indestructible.
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Clown, why are you still trying
to change his name?
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- You were out-voted.
- [all] Consensus ruled.
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- Man, Mister Invincible.
- Everything we wanted to be.
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- Bulletproof.
- Yes.
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You know, I remember how hard it
was for me to connect those arms.
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I mean, the material to make
him bulletproof was so hard to weld.
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I designed that head by drawing
on sister's big forehead.
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[All laughing]
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Yo, the robotics club was
in awe of Mister Invincible.
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Nah, man,
they were in awe of us.
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Yo, Derek and I stayed up
until 3:00 a.m.
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inscribing the
Detroiticons insignia.
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- Yo, it's still there, man.
- What?
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Yo. Best thing I ever did.
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It's the first time I ever
accomplished something.
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Gave me this fever to
just keep accomplishing shit.
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Hmm...
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I just got to say one time, like, it feels
so good to be with you fellows again.
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- Come on.
- Ah!
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[All] Booyah!
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[All exclaiming]
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[All laughing]
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[Electricity crackling]
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No more taunting me, Keeg!
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In fact, you know what?
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No more games.
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I'm ignoring you.
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You hear that?
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I am.
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Oh, God.
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[Groans]
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Oh! I bet you think
I'm off my rocker.
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Yeah, well...
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[groans]
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You know, maybe,
maybe you were right.
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I should have burned the little
brat when I had the chance.
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Oh, did I say that?
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[Sighs] I'm sorry. I didn't...
I'm at my wits' end with this kid.
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Okay? He's hiding in the walls.
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Okay, Larry, if I may...
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You might want to consider
that Keeg is just gone.
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I mean, he did leave you
in the future,
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so, you know, chances are
he's gone for good.
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[Sighs]
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Is that the summation
of my life?
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Am I just meant to be alone?
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No. Try and find new meaning.
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New purpose. I mean, do you
have any powers without Keeg?
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Yes.
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No.
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It's complicated.
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Ah, okay, well, let's look
on the bright side.
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You can enjoy
the peace and quiet.
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That's what I'm doing.
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You know, I looked at my past,
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and I decided
to leave it behind.
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Start afresh. Quiet the demons
of the past, sort of saying.
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You should...
you should try it.
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Oh. Okay, I see. Now that
you've been voted team leader,
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you're going to have
emotional wellness check-ins.
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Well, I'm not going to
feast on regret,
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but what I can do now
is become a better leader.
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- Like, if I may...
- You may.
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Before you go
giving out advice,
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maybe you should make amends
with the person you hurt the most.
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It appears my fans
are running late. [Chuckles]
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[Orchestral music playing]
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Ooh, Secret Rendezvous.
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- [Narrator] Secret Rendezvous.
- [sighs]
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[Narrator] Starring
Kyla Wright,
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- Charles Auego and introducing Rita Farr.
- [chuckles]
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It was my big break.
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[Narrator] In this stately
Boston mansion,
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the wedding of the year
is about to commence.
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I smell cotton candy.
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[Static noise]
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Man...
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Graham, the manager is still
giving us the hook up.
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Yeah, we're loyal customers.
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I mean, the three of us been
coming here every week, for years.
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[Marcus] Yeah, five for four.
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I mean, I could down
one pie easily.
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Tell my mother I had
all my vegetables for the week.
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[laughing]
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Oh, Vic.
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My apologies, man.
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- I didn't.
- Oh, no, it's cool to talk about my mom.
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Her funeral
was a super tough day.
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And thank you guys
for being pallbearers.
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You knew?
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Yeah. I mean, of course.
I was still recovering,
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but my dad told me...
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Too bad
you couldn't say goodbye.
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She was the best.
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Yeah.
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That's fine.
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I got to see her
in the afterlife.
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Afterlife? You mean,
like, your dreams?
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No, I mean, like,
where you go after you die.
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[Chuckles]
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Look. See, me and the
Doom Patrol, we all died.
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Well, half died.
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Then a couple of ghosts
saved us, and we survived.
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It's not the easiest thing
for me to explain.
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He's a superhero, dude.
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Like, they crush time
and all kinds of boundaries.
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No, no, no. Was a superhero.
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- [Chuckles]
- [sighs]
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Was she happy?
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She was living her best life.
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Okay, then what's it like
up there?
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Pretty cool.
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You get to focus on all the
things that you didn't get to do.
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So, Calvin, you'll finally get
a chance to open up
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that barber shop you keep
going on about.
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You just got to die first, huh?
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[All laughing]
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Funny. Funny.
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[Marcus] Look, you've always
had crazy strength, Vic.
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But Cyborg, that's next level.
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- What do you do with all that power?
- Well, we stop bad guys.
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There was this one kid,
I gave him a second chance.
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I gave him the opportunity to
make different choices with his life.
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Okay.
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We stopped
the testicle monster.
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[Chuckles] It was crazy. This thing
was screwing up shipping lanes.
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People couldn't get things like
wood that they needed for their homes.
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Right! For that new house I'm
building on the lake, right? [Laughs]
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That new house you'll be
building in heaven.
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[Both laughing]
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Vic this, Vic that,
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I mean, all we've been
talking about is Vic.
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But Vic, you haven't even asked
about your best friend, Derek.
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I mean, he did
what we promised to do.
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Change the world
starting locally, in Detroit.
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[Vic] Yeah, man,
that's awesome.
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[Clears throat]
Yo, D, tell me about it.
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I started a robotics club
in Detroit.
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I teach kids
how to build robots.
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Nah, he's being modest, man.
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These kids love it.
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The stuff they build
is next level.
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Mmm-hmm. I wanna
be a part of that.
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Bring back the old
robotics dream team. [Chuckles]
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How do I volunteer?
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These guys volunteer,
you know, they help me out.
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I can count on them.
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So, I'm good.
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[Feedback over microphone]
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[Announcer] The laser tag
championship is underway.
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The reigning champs,
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Your Worst Nightmare,
defeated the last opponent.
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Making them undefeated,
and unstoppable.
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00:13:02,109 --> 00:13:05,792
Any others in here brave
enough to take on the champs?
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They look how we looked
back in the day.
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[Derek and Marcus chuckle]
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Yo, let's take our title back.
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00:13:11,952 --> 00:13:14,537
Oh, we haven't played
since you left, Vic. We're rusty.
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Hey, loosen up your turtleneck,
man. Let's have some fun.
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00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:18,374
Yo, it's laser tag.
255
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,709
Come on, man. We own that game.
256
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,141
We got this.
257
00:13:23,297 --> 00:13:24,255
Let's get it!
258
00:13:24,339 --> 00:13:26,021
- [All cheering]
- There it is.
259
00:13:27,426 --> 00:13:29,135
[Orchestral music playing]
260
00:13:29,219 --> 00:13:30,776
Mmm.
261
00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:33,695
Oh.
262
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,530
Oh, no.
263
00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:40,522
Oh, no, no, no, no.
264
00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:43,330
Polly, what are
you going on about?
265
00:13:44,943 --> 00:13:46,569
- I know you.
- Yes, Yes.
266
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:49,781
I am the evil mother forcing
her incorrigible daughter to marry
267
00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:52,242
only the third wealthiest man
in America.
268
00:13:52,326 --> 00:13:55,203
Too late now. You're doomed
to be rich and famous.
269
00:13:55,287 --> 00:13:56,746
And why are you
just sitting there?
270
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,581
Really, dear,
the wedding's tomorrow.
271
00:13:58,665 --> 00:13:59,916
There's so much to do.
272
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,627
Good heavens,
I'm in Secret Rendezvous.
273
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,420
[Mother] And there
she goes again.
274
00:14:04,504 --> 00:14:06,297
Come on. No more
lollygagging, you.
275
00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:08,841
I've laid out
your beautiful dress upstairs.
276
00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:10,718
No. You don't understand.
277
00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:13,026
I'm not supposed to be here.
278
00:14:14,431 --> 00:14:17,016
Your pretty little head
is a tad confused.
279
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,478
Darling, I am not supposed
to be here.
280
00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:23,022
It's bad luck to see you
before the wedding.
281
00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:24,357
But I couldn't stay away.
282
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:27,193
Alistair Kincaid. [Gasps]
283
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:30,113
My God, you were good looking,
weren't you? [Chuckles]
284
00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:31,823
Ah, but before you say
another word...
285
00:14:31,907 --> 00:14:33,463
- Uh-uh.
- [gasps]
286
00:14:35,035 --> 00:14:37,133
A jewel for my jewel.
287
00:14:38,497 --> 00:14:40,053
[Chuckles] Alistair...
288
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,889
Damn it. Alistair...
289
00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:44,460
Well...
290
00:14:44,544 --> 00:14:45,851
You shouldn't have.
291
00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:47,726
[Giggles]
292
00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:50,842
Can you see it, darling?
293
00:14:50,926 --> 00:14:52,885
The biggest wedding
of the decade.
294
00:14:52,969 --> 00:14:54,262
Your face
on all the front pages
295
00:14:54,346 --> 00:14:56,806
of all the broadsheets
in all the world.
296
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,641
Everyone knows your name.
297
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,810
Everyone loves you.
298
00:15:00,894 --> 00:15:04,063
And that Princess of Monaco
will eat her hat.
299
00:15:04,147 --> 00:15:07,525
Alistair Kincaid,
you are a troublemaker.
300
00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:09,277
[Sighs]
301
00:15:09,361 --> 00:15:11,126
No, I can see it.
302
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:15,450
Or... I do see it.
303
00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:17,368
I mean, why not?
304
00:15:17,452 --> 00:15:18,995
Why not me?
305
00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:21,581
Do I not deserve to be loved?
306
00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:23,430
That's the spirit, my darling.
307
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,514
[Sighs]
308
00:15:27,045 --> 00:15:28,977
[Eerie music playing]
309
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,513
[Sighs]
310
00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:38,904
[Cliff] What's up with you?
311
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:40,892
Are you glowing?
312
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:43,186
- No.
- [Cliff] Something's different.
313
00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:45,355
- New haircut?
- What? God!
314
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:46,619
No, shut up.
315
00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:50,360
Okay, look, I'm going
to tell you something,
316
00:15:50,444 --> 00:15:52,487
but you can't make a big deal
about it because it's not a big deal.
317
00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,364
- I'm listening.
- [sighs]
318
00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:57,200
Okay. Do you remember
when we were in Cloverton
319
00:15:57,284 --> 00:15:59,591
and Flex did that...
320
00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:03,206
thing and we all felt...
321
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:05,708
If you're talking about
the orgasm thing,
322
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,223
I don't want to talk about it.
323
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,253
Why?
324
00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:12,215
Because, Jane, maybe I don't want
to talk about orgasms, or feelings
325
00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:15,899
or touching little butts
that go pop in your hand.
326
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:19,931
Okay. What's up with you?
327
00:16:20,015 --> 00:16:21,808
[Cliff grunts]
328
00:16:21,892 --> 00:16:24,060
[Larry] Okay, look, let's just
agree that we're all going through
329
00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:25,728
a little something.
330
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:28,147
Maybe what we need is to
sit here in peace and quiet.
331
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:29,774
[Alarm blaring]
332
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:30,817
Hmm.
333
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:31,984
[Larry groans]
334
00:16:32,068 --> 00:16:35,085
Of course, why not?
Bring it on.
335
00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:37,587
Team meeting!
336
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,537
Why? We beat the Butts.
337
00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:44,247
[Larry] Yeah,
we're good, De Mille.
338
00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:46,833
Whatever you're trying to do,
make it a solo mission.
339
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:49,711
Except this is a new kind
of mission
340
00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:52,755
which focuses on team building, togetherness.
341
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:55,480
So, the mantra moving forward
will be...
342
00:16:59,346 --> 00:17:02,306
{\an8}T-R-U-S-T. Trust.
343
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:05,268
Oh, fuck me. I'm back
on Underground Avenue.
344
00:17:05,352 --> 00:17:08,535
{\an8}You might not know this,
but we trust each other.
345
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:10,662
Or did.
346
00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:12,984
{\an8}- We just don't trust you.
- [scoffs]
347
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,194
{\an8}And besides, we chose you
to be a hard ass.
348
00:17:15,278 --> 00:17:16,904
What's with this softer,
wimpy shit?
349
00:17:16,988 --> 00:17:19,782
{\an8}Correct. You chose me,
and I have devised a plan.
350
00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:24,120
{\an8}So here it is, our first
trust building exercise
351
00:17:24,204 --> 00:17:28,875
{\an8}will be to support Rita
at her movie retrospective.
352
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,682
[Cliff] What movie
retrospective?
353
00:17:32,128 --> 00:17:34,005
"The Cloverton Art House."
354
00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:35,798
Cloverton is a town
full of dimwits.
355
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,842
Do they even have an art house?
This seems fake.
356
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:38,968
{\an8}[Cliff] Nope, nope.
357
00:17:39,052 --> 00:17:41,471
The Clovertonians detest us.
358
00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,639
Especially Rita.
Doesn't add up.
359
00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:46,976
All the more reason for us
to show Rita our support.
360
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:49,103
And why didn't she tell us?
361
00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:51,481
[Larry] Maybe because she was hurt
when we didn't choose her as team leader.
362
00:17:51,565 --> 00:17:53,997
Trying to heal that, but I...
363
00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:57,028
[sighs]
364
00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:58,376
...need your help.
365
00:18:03,326 --> 00:18:04,841
[Groans]
366
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:07,802
[Cliff sighs]
367
00:18:15,797 --> 00:18:17,090
[Larry] Hey, yeah.
Sorry, folks,
368
00:18:17,174 --> 00:18:18,424
I won't be joining you.
369
00:18:18,508 --> 00:18:19,842
I don't have the strength.
370
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:22,261
I'm still trying to wrangle
my wayward kid.
371
00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:25,890
[Cliff] Seriously, are you gonna
stay here and wait for your fucked up,
372
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,892
manipulative kid who abandoned
373
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,685
your self-flagellating ass?
374
00:18:29,769 --> 00:18:32,355
Or are you going to support
your best friend, Rita?
375
00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:34,273
{\an8}- Fuck, yeah! Rita!
- [Cliff] Rita!
376
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:40,696
{\an8}- [Jane] Rita.
- [all cheering] Rita, Rita, Rita.
377
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,588
- [Cheering continues] Rita, Rita.
- [Larry groans]
378
00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:46,035
[Orchestral music playing]
379
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,745
[Sighs]
380
00:18:47,829 --> 00:18:49,580
[Rita humming]
381
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:50,957
[Cliff] Where is she?
382
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,972
[Larry] Shh.
This is Secret Rendezvous.
383
00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:57,922
[Rita as Polly] What's this?
384
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,050
A twist? Just before
young Polly's wedding day.
385
00:19:01,134 --> 00:19:02,552
Okay, that's Oliver Truman.
386
00:19:02,636 --> 00:19:04,720
Polly's true secret love.
387
00:19:04,804 --> 00:19:10,643
[Rita as Polly] The dashing Oliver
Truman sneaking into my window. But why?
388
00:19:10,727 --> 00:19:14,021
Could it be
he's my true secret love?
389
00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:15,731
- Here to rescue me...
- [Larry] Thank you.
390
00:19:15,815 --> 00:19:18,192
...from a lifetime
of endless wealth and ennui.
391
00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:21,153
Has he come to spirit me
away into the night?
392
00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:24,170
Why, um, yes.
393
00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:25,908
Something like that.
394
00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:27,410
- [Rita as Polly chuckles]
- [Larry] Huh?
395
00:19:27,494 --> 00:19:29,787
Something like what?
396
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:33,304
What? Oh, yes, yes.
397
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,754
Hey, what gives?
398
00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:41,549
We were having an affair
during this movie.
399
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:45,011
You kissed me
with reckless abandon.
400
00:19:45,095 --> 00:19:49,181
Are you saving it for our
secret rendezvous at the gazebo,
401
00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:52,268
where you finally
steal me away?
402
00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:55,243
Sure, the secret rendezvous
in the gazebo.
403
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,023
Try it again.
404
00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:57,982
[Clears throat]
405
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,234
But this time, convince me.
406
00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:03,279
Oh, for the love of God, just
get through the goddamn scene!
407
00:20:03,363 --> 00:20:04,780
Haven't seen
my family in years.
408
00:20:04,864 --> 00:20:06,574
My kids are growing up
without me.
409
00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:08,451
Why does this movie suck balls?
410
00:20:08,535 --> 00:20:10,119
- That's not the dialogue.
- [Rita] That's not the dialogue.
411
00:20:10,203 --> 00:20:12,788
[Oliver] Please,
just do what she wants.
412
00:20:12,872 --> 00:20:13,748
I am begging you.
413
00:20:13,832 --> 00:20:15,346
We're all begging you.
414
00:20:16,126 --> 00:20:17,376
[Choking]
415
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:18,461
[Rita] Oliver?
416
00:20:18,545 --> 00:20:19,795
[Retches]
417
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:22,506
- [Cliff] What the fuck!
- [Rita] Oliver?
418
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,842
[Oliver gagging and retching]
419
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:26,107
[Rita sighs]
420
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,721
Hold on.
421
00:20:28,805 --> 00:20:31,974
I think Rita
might be in this movie.
422
00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:33,309
[Cliff and Jane] No, shit!
423
00:20:33,393 --> 00:20:36,854
No, I mean, in the movie.
424
00:20:36,938 --> 00:20:39,078
What the hell
is going on here?
425
00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:45,154
[Both] No shit.
426
00:20:45,238 --> 00:20:47,531
Hmm. I smell...
427
00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:49,547
coconut cream pie.
428
00:20:50,327 --> 00:20:52,550
[Eerie music playing]
429
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,600
[Cliff] Does anyone
smell Nutella?
430
00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:06,898
Oh, for fuck sake!
431
00:21:12,599 --> 00:21:13,779
[Rita as Polly] Hello?
432
00:21:16,352 --> 00:21:19,313
Hello... hello!
433
00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:22,038
Oh! This is not a gazebo.
434
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,196
[Rita] Oh... fuck!
435
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,490
This isn't Secret Rendezvous.
436
00:21:29,574 --> 00:21:32,507
This is
The Haunting of White Manor.
437
00:21:33,328 --> 00:21:34,508
[Exhales]
438
00:21:35,872 --> 00:21:38,541
I don't know what the hell
is going on here,
439
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,710
or who thinks this is funny.
440
00:21:40,794 --> 00:21:45,186
But this movie gave me
nightmares, and I am not amused.
441
00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:47,730
[Creepy kid giggles]
442
00:21:49,552 --> 00:21:50,732
[Rita] Fuck.
443
00:21:54,224 --> 00:21:57,115
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
444
00:22:01,397 --> 00:22:02,787
[Larry] Oh, my God.
445
00:22:03,399 --> 00:22:05,248
Am I in Rita's movie?
446
00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,085
I know this gazebo.
447
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,075
I'm in Secret Rendezvous.
448
00:22:13,159 --> 00:22:16,078
You know, in happier times, this
would have been a fantasy come true.
449
00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:17,385
But now...
450
00:22:19,999 --> 00:22:26,352
[softly] Rita? Rita? Rita?
451
00:22:28,508 --> 00:22:29,592
Who are you?
452
00:22:29,676 --> 00:22:31,135
I'm Oliver Truman.
453
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,359
Polly's true love,
her newspaper man.
454
00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:38,656
- And you're not Polly.
- And you're not Oliver, pal.
455
00:22:39,769 --> 00:22:41,437
I'm Rita's best friend.
456
00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:42,813
At least I was.
457
00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:44,356
And I'm here to get her
out of this.
458
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,733
So let's try this again.
459
00:22:45,817 --> 00:22:47,610
Who the hell are you?
460
00:22:47,694 --> 00:22:51,614
How does it feel to walk around
in the world bandaged up like that?
461
00:22:51,698 --> 00:22:54,617
How do you think it feels?
Exactly how it looks.
462
00:22:54,701 --> 00:22:56,786
[Man] Your life must
be devoid of sensuality.
463
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:59,371
Yeah, well, everyone's life
is devoid of something.
464
00:22:59,455 --> 00:23:03,389
More importantly, if I don't wear
these bandages, everyone will die.
465
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,142
How do you have human contact?
466
00:23:07,672 --> 00:23:08,852
I don't.
467
00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:10,979
I used to.
468
00:23:13,136 --> 00:23:16,138
- I have memories.
- And memories are enough to satisfy you?
469
00:23:16,222 --> 00:23:18,641
It's not like
I have a choice in this.
470
00:23:18,725 --> 00:23:19,975
Okay?
471
00:23:20,059 --> 00:23:21,783
Well, how do you know
that you don't?
472
00:23:22,979 --> 00:23:25,773
I'm the man in many elements.
473
00:23:25,857 --> 00:23:27,900
What if I were to tell you
you're right?
474
00:23:27,984 --> 00:23:29,568
I am not a newspaper man.
475
00:23:29,652 --> 00:23:32,335
I'm just an innocent soul
trapped in here, too.
476
00:23:32,906 --> 00:23:34,156
[Larry] By who?
477
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,699
A strange creature, really.
478
00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:37,576
She calls herself Dr. Janus.
479
00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:40,704
Our order is to get your friend
to emote as much as possible.
480
00:23:40,788 --> 00:23:42,289
But what does that even mean?
481
00:23:42,373 --> 00:23:43,624
She's an actress.
482
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,793
She wakes up emoting.
How do I save her?
483
00:23:45,877 --> 00:23:47,670
It's hard to say.
484
00:23:47,754 --> 00:23:49,880
Dr. Janus is sending your friend
through her movie retrospective
485
00:23:49,964 --> 00:23:51,340
until she gets what she wants.
486
00:23:51,424 --> 00:23:54,301
She controls everything
about this place.
487
00:23:54,385 --> 00:23:57,513
Then again, I know a thing
or two about this place as well.
488
00:23:57,597 --> 00:23:59,137
I've been trapped
here long enough.
489
00:24:02,101 --> 00:24:04,242
Maybe the two of us
can find a way.
490
00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:08,704
The two of us? Me and you?
491
00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:14,335
Sure, lead the way.
492
00:24:21,996 --> 00:24:24,748
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
493
00:24:24,832 --> 00:24:26,083
Fucking hell!
494
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:28,391
[Sighs] Fuck, fuck, fuck...
495
00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:31,463
Fuck.
496
00:24:31,547 --> 00:24:34,439
[Exhales] Think, Rouge.
Think, think, think...
497
00:24:36,552 --> 00:24:37,984
Where's that fucking flyer?
498
00:24:41,432 --> 00:24:42,892
"Rita Farr retrospective.
499
00:24:42,976 --> 00:24:45,102
A star from the golden age
of Hollywood."
500
00:24:45,186 --> 00:24:46,854
Hmm, questionable.
501
00:24:46,938 --> 00:24:50,733
{\an8}"Playing at the Cloverton Art
House. Dr. Janus Productions."
502
00:24:50,817 --> 00:24:52,790
Hmm, Dr. Janus.
503
00:24:53,403 --> 00:24:54,876
Dr. Janus?
504
00:24:57,740 --> 00:24:59,172
Dr. Janus.
505
00:25:00,868 --> 00:25:04,177
No, no, no, no...
506
00:25:06,165 --> 00:25:09,056
Well... Hello.
507
00:25:10,336 --> 00:25:11,837
"Name: Dr. Janus.
508
00:25:11,921 --> 00:25:15,758
Category: Emotional vampire."
Fuck.
509
00:25:15,842 --> 00:25:18,928
[Sighs] "Weakness: Fragile ego,
lacks empathy."
510
00:25:19,012 --> 00:25:20,846
Oh, that's the same
for most of us.
511
00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:25,865
{\an8}"Weapon: Creates artificial
realities, hallucinations."
512
00:25:26,436 --> 00:25:27,658
Oh, shit.
513
00:25:29,897 --> 00:25:31,078
"How to combat?"
514
00:25:35,361 --> 00:25:36,779
"How to combat?"
515
00:25:36,863 --> 00:25:38,197
Are you fucking kidding me?
516
00:25:38,281 --> 00:25:39,365
That's it?
517
00:25:39,449 --> 00:25:41,116
That's... that's all
you've got?
518
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:46,622
Niles Caulder? You selfish,
sex-deprived, son of a prick.
519
00:25:46,706 --> 00:25:49,500
You have left out the most
important piece of information.
520
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:51,210
How am I supposed
to defeat her now?
521
00:25:51,294 --> 00:25:55,520
You fucking asshole!
522
00:25:56,674 --> 00:25:57,855
[Cliff] Hello?
523
00:25:59,469 --> 00:26:00,649
Hello.
524
00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:05,616
Where the fuck are we?
525
00:26:10,521 --> 00:26:11,981
[Softly] What the fuck!
526
00:26:12,065 --> 00:26:14,692
Are we in one of Rita's movies?
527
00:26:14,776 --> 00:26:16,193
I don't fucking know.
528
00:26:16,277 --> 00:26:17,653
Never saw one.
529
00:26:17,737 --> 00:26:19,947
Every time I try
to watch one of her movies,
530
00:26:20,031 --> 00:26:23,033
Top Gun comes on.
Saturday matinee.
531
00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:26,578
Yeah, same.
You can't not watch Top Gun.
532
00:26:26,662 --> 00:26:27,997
Hell yeah, Goose.
533
00:26:28,081 --> 00:26:30,249
- Hell yeah, Maverick.
- [hand clangs]
534
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,668
[door creaking]
535
00:26:32,752 --> 00:26:35,170
Is this supposed
to be a horror movie?
536
00:26:35,254 --> 00:26:37,520
'Cause... not scary.
537
00:26:38,216 --> 00:26:39,967
[Eerie music plays]
538
00:26:40,051 --> 00:26:42,845
[laughs] Still not scary.
539
00:26:42,929 --> 00:26:44,109
[Floorboard creaking]
540
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,431
[Both] Fuck!
541
00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:47,446
[Eerie music playing]
542
00:26:51,187 --> 00:26:52,410
- [Cliff whimpering]
- Shh.
543
00:26:55,817 --> 00:26:57,860
- You go out.
- Fuck that. You go out.
544
00:26:57,944 --> 00:26:59,445
You're made
out of fucking metal.
545
00:26:59,529 --> 00:27:00,710
[Cliff groans]
546
00:27:02,990 --> 00:27:04,575
- We're badasses.
- Yeah.
547
00:27:04,659 --> 00:27:07,619
We fucking destroyed
the testicle monster.
548
00:27:07,703 --> 00:27:09,163
It's just a fucking kid.
549
00:27:09,247 --> 00:27:11,165
That's not just some kid.
550
00:27:11,249 --> 00:27:12,791
That's a creepy kid.
551
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,753
Is anyone ever not scared
of a creepy kid?
552
00:27:15,837 --> 00:27:17,017
[Cliff] True.
553
00:27:20,716 --> 00:27:24,470
[Upbeat music playing] -
[automated voice] Three, two, one.
554
00:27:24,554 --> 00:27:26,555
- [Buzzer blares]
- [automated voice] Game on.
555
00:27:26,639 --> 00:27:27,765
[Vic] Where you at?
556
00:27:27,849 --> 00:27:29,322
[laser guns firing]
557
00:27:32,437 --> 00:27:34,229
Here we go, here we go.
558
00:27:34,313 --> 00:27:35,493
Marcus, left!
559
00:27:36,816 --> 00:27:37,996
Duck.
560
00:27:43,656 --> 00:27:45,240
- [Vic] Booyah!
- He's down, he's down.
561
00:27:45,324 --> 00:27:46,504
Yes.
562
00:27:47,952 --> 00:27:49,842
[Both exclaiming]
563
00:27:59,088 --> 00:28:00,881
Go. I got your back.
564
00:28:00,965 --> 00:28:03,272
Yeah, that's what
you always said, but you left.
565
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:05,803
Wait, what?
566
00:28:05,887 --> 00:28:06,887
I didn't leave, I was grieving.
567
00:28:06,971 --> 00:28:08,931
Yeah, we were grieving too.
568
00:28:09,015 --> 00:28:10,432
But you weren't with us.
569
00:28:10,516 --> 00:28:12,684
The more we reached out,
the more you backed away.
570
00:28:12,768 --> 00:28:15,396
Why do you think I'm back
here now in my skin again?
571
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480
That's a good question.
572
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:17,606
You tell me.
573
00:28:17,690 --> 00:28:19,066
Why are you back?
574
00:28:19,150 --> 00:28:21,860
Yo, I had to mourn my mom
and figure out who I was.
575
00:28:21,944 --> 00:28:25,948
And now I'm reconnecting with
who I was before the accident.
576
00:28:26,032 --> 00:28:28,332
Connecting with people
that were most important to me.
577
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,978
We tried to be there
for you back then.
578
00:28:32,205 --> 00:28:33,385
We couldn't find you.
579
00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:34,998
So you just stopped trying?
580
00:28:35,082 --> 00:28:37,459
Were we supposed
to just chase you down?
581
00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:40,587
We don't have superpowers, Vic.
582
00:28:40,671 --> 00:28:42,589
I was your best friend.
You didn't even try to find me.
583
00:28:42,673 --> 00:28:45,217
No. Let me remind you
that I found you guys now,
584
00:28:45,301 --> 00:28:47,052
and I'm trying to make up
for the time we lost.
585
00:28:47,136 --> 00:28:48,846
Except you can't.
586
00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:51,098
Too much time
has already passed.
587
00:28:51,182 --> 00:28:53,892
We're not the same people
we once were.
588
00:28:53,976 --> 00:28:56,728
We have been shaped
by life in Detroit.
589
00:28:56,812 --> 00:28:58,147
There's been a lot of beauty,
590
00:28:58,231 --> 00:29:00,121
but also a lot of shit
that we had to face.
591
00:29:01,234 --> 00:29:03,402
Made us the men
that we are today.
592
00:29:03,486 --> 00:29:06,738
- You missed all of that.
- Yo, I didn't ask to be Cyborg.
593
00:29:06,822 --> 00:29:09,612
But I did ask to be put back in
the body that's closest to the body...
594
00:29:09,697 --> 00:29:11,368
Vic, are you hearing me?
595
00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:15,539
You were Mr. Invincible for all
the years that we were vulnerable.
596
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,931
Even now,
your skin is impenetrable.
597
00:29:19,377 --> 00:29:20,599
Mine is not.
598
00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:24,923
I lost my best friend.
599
00:29:25,007 --> 00:29:27,342
What you don't understand
is that we live different lives.
600
00:29:27,426 --> 00:29:29,150
I lost my best friend, too.
601
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,403
But I'm here now.
602
00:29:33,307 --> 00:29:34,641
Why can't that be enough?
603
00:29:34,725 --> 00:29:37,227
[laser gun firing]
604
00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:38,491
[Girl giggling]
605
00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:42,024
[Buzzer blares]
606
00:29:42,108 --> 00:29:44,248
[Automated voice] Game over.
607
00:29:48,406 --> 00:29:51,658
[Sighs] I'm sorry
for blowing you off earlier.
608
00:29:51,742 --> 00:29:54,383
We can totally talk
about orgasms if you want to.
609
00:29:55,913 --> 00:29:57,093
[Groans]
610
00:30:00,418 --> 00:30:03,434
You remember the fog,
right? Shelly?
611
00:30:04,213 --> 00:30:05,923
Sisterhood of Dada.
612
00:30:06,007 --> 00:30:07,521
Yeah, I hate those fucks.
613
00:30:08,217 --> 00:30:09,468
Very nice.
614
00:30:09,552 --> 00:30:15,390
Yeah, well... I saw her eye...
in a puzzle piece.
615
00:30:15,474 --> 00:30:18,115
Then this mist
came out of the puzzle.
616
00:30:20,313 --> 00:30:22,703
- For real?
- I don't know. Felt real.
617
00:30:23,232 --> 00:30:24,066
Felt really real.
618
00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:27,778
Oh, shit. The mist seduced you?
619
00:30:27,862 --> 00:30:29,571
- Is that weird?
- Why?
620
00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:31,365
- Because you blew a boner?
- [groans]
621
00:30:31,449 --> 00:30:33,033
- You set one free?
- Uh...
622
00:30:33,117 --> 00:30:35,744
No, I tell ya, of all the
feelings in the world,
623
00:30:35,828 --> 00:30:37,496
I miss that the most.
624
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:39,081
Nothing in life compares.
625
00:30:39,165 --> 00:30:41,291
If there's a Hall of Fame
for feelings,
626
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,085
that's numero uno.
627
00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:46,922
Top of the charts. Undefeated.
The be all and end all of feelings.
628
00:30:47,006 --> 00:30:49,925
Cleanup, Phyllis,
because the fat lady has sung.
629
00:30:50,009 --> 00:30:51,843
Okay. A, you're disgusting.
630
00:30:51,927 --> 00:30:54,527
And B, it was...
631
00:30:55,848 --> 00:30:59,101
tender... gentle.
632
00:30:59,185 --> 00:31:03,772
In my entire life, no one or nothing
has ever touched me like that.
633
00:31:03,856 --> 00:31:05,857
So what's the problem?
It sounds like you liked it.
634
00:31:05,941 --> 00:31:08,443
[Jane] It's not about
whether I liked it.
635
00:31:08,527 --> 00:31:10,279
I have to think
about what's best for Kay.
636
00:31:10,363 --> 00:31:12,239
Fuck it. Forget about Kay.
637
00:31:12,323 --> 00:31:13,796
How do you feel?
638
00:31:15,951 --> 00:31:17,216
[Jane sighs]
639
00:31:18,537 --> 00:31:20,455
I can't forget about Kay.
That's the point.
640
00:31:20,539 --> 00:31:21,832
[Both scream]
641
00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:23,125
[Larry] Hey, guys.
642
00:31:23,209 --> 00:31:25,043
Meet my new friend, not Oliver.
643
00:31:25,127 --> 00:31:26,600
He can take us to Rita.
644
00:31:28,172 --> 00:31:29,464
[Eerie music playing]
645
00:31:29,548 --> 00:31:30,966
Fuck!
646
00:31:31,050 --> 00:31:33,107
- Fuck, fuck, fuck.
- [door creaking]
647
00:31:34,095 --> 00:31:35,275
Fuck.
648
00:31:38,224 --> 00:31:40,684
- Did I frighten you, Mary Ann?
- [gasps]
649
00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:44,159
It's time for you
to read me a bedtime story.
650
00:31:45,356 --> 00:31:46,871
Look, you...
651
00:31:47,942 --> 00:31:50,082
I know this is all bullshit.
652
00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:53,155
I know you played
the creepy kid.
653
00:31:53,239 --> 00:31:56,700
But I also know
your real name is Orville.
654
00:31:56,784 --> 00:32:00,120
And you were still pooping your
pants during the making of this movie,
655
00:32:00,204 --> 00:32:02,831
which, trust me,
creeped everybody out.
656
00:32:02,915 --> 00:32:05,751
Somehow, I got trapped
in my movies
657
00:32:05,835 --> 00:32:07,711
which made me feel good
for a while,
658
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:10,603
but it doesn't anymore,
and I want out.
659
00:32:12,174 --> 00:32:14,468
[Floorboard creaks]
660
00:32:14,552 --> 00:32:17,929
Just do what she says or
you're gonna make things worse.
661
00:32:18,013 --> 00:32:23,060
Who is she? Because trust me,
kid, things can't get much worse.
662
00:32:23,144 --> 00:32:25,492
Not for you, for your friends.
663
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:27,564
Wait.
664
00:32:27,648 --> 00:32:29,330
What are you talking about?
665
00:32:33,195 --> 00:32:34,375
[Thuds]
666
00:32:35,197 --> 00:32:37,032
Oh, well, damn it. [Inhales]
667
00:32:37,116 --> 00:32:39,465
There is no way to save them.
668
00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:45,095
I've sent them to their deaths.
669
00:32:46,709 --> 00:32:48,933
And the mission
was trust. [Scoffs]
670
00:32:49,962 --> 00:32:51,602
I can't even trust myself.
671
00:32:52,923 --> 00:32:54,007
I mean,
672
00:32:54,091 --> 00:32:58,804
why did anyone think
that I was worthy
673
00:32:58,888 --> 00:33:00,639
of being a leader?
674
00:33:00,723 --> 00:33:02,557
Navel-gazing bastards.
675
00:33:02,641 --> 00:33:05,936
Were any of you
paying attention?
676
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:10,607
Have you not seen my track
record, people? Fucking hell.
677
00:33:10,691 --> 00:33:12,289
All right,
let's count them off.
678
00:33:13,486 --> 00:33:15,570
All right?
679
00:33:15,654 --> 00:33:20,881
One, half-ass victory
against the Butts.
680
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:26,845
Two, Cliff feeling
the pain of violence.
681
00:33:29,335 --> 00:33:33,185
Number three, fucked over Rita.
682
00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:37,759
Number four,
683
00:33:37,843 --> 00:33:44,141
I had Malcolm killed,
which again fucked over Rita.
684
00:33:44,225 --> 00:33:46,240
Right? Mmm.
685
00:33:47,603 --> 00:33:48,783
Number five...
686
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:53,998
I stamped innocent people...
687
00:33:55,778 --> 00:33:56,959
as weapons.
688
00:33:57,988 --> 00:33:59,072
Why?
689
00:33:59,156 --> 00:34:02,715
And now, I want to be good.
[chuckles]
690
00:34:03,369 --> 00:34:05,245
Well, maybe I'm not good.
691
00:34:05,329 --> 00:34:10,333
Maybe I'm, maybe I'm just bad because
everything I ever touch turns to shite.
692
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:13,044
Okay. So, when
the Doom Patrol return.
693
00:34:13,128 --> 00:34:17,799
If, if... the Doom Patrol
returns from wherever
694
00:34:17,883 --> 00:34:20,969
this fucking hell is
that I have sent them to.
695
00:34:21,053 --> 00:34:24,014
I'm... I'm going to
correct everything.
696
00:34:24,098 --> 00:34:25,348
Okay? Do you hear me?
697
00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:26,975
I'm going to
correct everything.
698
00:34:27,059 --> 00:34:32,063
And I will give Rita who
was a... a dear, dear friend...
699
00:34:32,147 --> 00:34:33,315
Do you know what I mean?
700
00:34:33,399 --> 00:34:37,235
...or whatever, toast to Rita.
701
00:34:37,319 --> 00:34:40,753
I'm going to give her
the position that she deserves.
702
00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:44,451
Team leader, right?
703
00:34:44,535 --> 00:34:49,623
She deserves to lead that
bunch of misfit vagabonds, not me.
704
00:34:49,707 --> 00:34:51,500
Definitely not fucking me.
705
00:34:51,584 --> 00:34:52,765
Not me.
706
00:34:55,337 --> 00:34:57,728
Well, I am going to need
a bigger bottle.
707
00:35:00,384 --> 00:35:02,284
- That's the plan.
- [electricity crackling]
708
00:35:22,531 --> 00:35:23,711
Whoa.
709
00:35:45,346 --> 00:35:46,526
[Larry] Rita!
710
00:35:47,389 --> 00:35:49,613
[Dramatic music playing]
711
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:55,911
[Rita] My friends.
712
00:35:56,774 --> 00:35:58,066
You're here to save me.
713
00:35:58,150 --> 00:35:59,442
[Cliff] Were you in Star Trek?
714
00:35:59,526 --> 00:36:01,778
You never told us
you were in Star Trek.
715
00:36:01,862 --> 00:36:03,989
[Larry] We're in
Spartacus 452.
716
00:36:04,073 --> 00:36:07,798
Rita's first sci-fi movie that, incidentally,
was also her first box office failure.
717
00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,579
But that's neither here,
nor there.
718
00:36:10,663 --> 00:36:12,080
Thank you, Larry.
719
00:36:12,164 --> 00:36:13,081
[Clears throat]
720
00:36:13,165 --> 00:36:14,624
Now, listen to me.
721
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:18,086
I appreciate you all coming,
but you are in danger.
722
00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:19,379
This is a trap.
723
00:36:19,463 --> 00:36:21,423
- We know.
- You do?
724
00:36:21,507 --> 00:36:23,550
[Larry] We have to save you
from Dr. Janus.
725
00:36:23,634 --> 00:36:27,095
She's an evil being that has everyone
trapped in your movie retrospective.
726
00:36:27,179 --> 00:36:29,431
Even my new friend.
727
00:36:29,515 --> 00:36:32,197
- I'm sorry. I never got your real name.
- [man] Oh.
728
00:36:33,102 --> 00:36:36,201
Call me Mr. One-Oh-Four.
729
00:36:40,943 --> 00:36:42,291
The periodic table?
730
00:36:44,863 --> 00:36:46,823
Seriously?
731
00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:50,744
[Larry] The point is, I think this Dr. Janus
wants to collect your emotional juice
732
00:36:50,828 --> 00:36:53,079
and that necklace
or something like that.
733
00:36:53,163 --> 00:36:57,959
[laughs] Oh. Well, she's not
going to get it in this movie.
734
00:36:58,043 --> 00:37:00,295
I took this role for the money.
735
00:37:00,379 --> 00:37:02,644
And perhaps we need
to up the stakes then.
736
00:37:03,716 --> 00:37:05,884
[Cliff, Jane and Larry scream]
737
00:37:05,968 --> 00:37:07,969
- [Larry] What the hell?
- [Cliff] What the fuck?
738
00:37:08,053 --> 00:37:09,346
What did you just do?
739
00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:11,139
Me? Nothing.
740
00:37:11,223 --> 00:37:14,726
I'm a man of many elements,
but this was all her.
741
00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:18,285
Allow me to introduce you
to Dr. Janus.
742
00:37:24,737 --> 00:37:26,376
- [Snaps fingers]
- [Jane screams]
743
00:37:27,156 --> 00:37:28,336
[Cliff] Fuck!
744
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,702
But that was all me.
745
00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:35,246
What are you doing?
They'll burn alive out there.
746
00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,374
I know. Isn't it a pity?
747
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:38,583
[Cliff] That's your friend?
748
00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:40,168
Maybe you
should be by yourself.
749
00:37:40,252 --> 00:37:41,836
Your choices are fucked.
750
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,046
Shut up, Cliff.
751
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:44,714
We can get ourselves
out of this.
752
00:37:44,798 --> 00:37:48,565
So call, uh, Flit or Hammerhead
or some fucking body.
753
00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:50,983
[Exhales]
754
00:37:53,098 --> 00:37:54,278
[Cliff and Larry] Um...
755
00:37:56,518 --> 00:37:57,936
What the fuck?
756
00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:00,397
- I can't.
- [Larry groans]
757
00:38:00,481 --> 00:38:02,329
[grunts] Nothing's happening.
758
00:38:03,692 --> 00:38:04,609
Break open the bars.
759
00:38:04,693 --> 00:38:05,999
[Cliff] Let's do this.
760
00:38:06,570 --> 00:38:10,490
[Straining]
761
00:38:10,574 --> 00:38:11,533
What the fuck?
762
00:38:11,617 --> 00:38:12,826
Fuck, we're powerless.
763
00:38:12,910 --> 00:38:14,299
Now you're getting it.
764
00:38:15,746 --> 00:38:16,871
Why are you doing this?
765
00:38:16,955 --> 00:38:18,707
What did I ever do to you?
766
00:38:18,791 --> 00:38:22,168
You have something that was
never yours in the first place.
767
00:38:22,252 --> 00:38:26,506
Something that was stolen
from someone very special.
768
00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:28,564
And we intend to get it back.
769
00:38:29,384 --> 00:38:30,816
What do I have?
770
00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:35,696
My emotions?
771
00:38:36,642 --> 00:38:38,073
Is that what you want?
772
00:38:43,398 --> 00:38:44,524
So what?
773
00:38:44,608 --> 00:38:46,359
I impassively watch
my friends burn to death
774
00:38:46,443 --> 00:38:48,486
or I attempt the impossible?
775
00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:51,503
I try to save them
and you get what you want?
776
00:38:53,951 --> 00:38:55,757
Fuck you! Fuck that.
777
00:38:57,037 --> 00:38:58,343
[Breath trembles]
778
00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:01,847
[Gasps]
779
00:39:04,086 --> 00:39:07,756
All of my life,
I have felt like a fraud.
780
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,260
All of my life, I have been the
imposter masquerading as Rita Farr.
781
00:39:12,344 --> 00:39:16,598
But, one day,
you crazy bunch of misfits
782
00:39:16,682 --> 00:39:19,156
who are just like me,
came into my life.
783
00:39:22,312 --> 00:39:26,941
I say fuck Niles Caulder
for most things but... not this.
784
00:39:27,025 --> 00:39:28,373
He gave me you.
785
00:39:29,027 --> 00:39:30,945
My family.
786
00:39:31,029 --> 00:39:33,198
I know you don't think
we deserve anything good.
787
00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:38,578
But one thing I know we do deserve
is the love that we have for each other.
788
00:39:38,662 --> 00:39:40,789
Well, had, before
the Butts screwed us up,
789
00:39:40,873 --> 00:39:43,041
and then that weird
testicle monster thing.
790
00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:46,753
But the point is...
you accept me.
791
00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:50,799
The real me,
whether I blob or triumph,
792
00:39:50,883 --> 00:39:52,884
you were always the place
that I returned to.
793
00:39:52,968 --> 00:39:54,219
You were my home.
794
00:39:54,303 --> 00:39:55,804
Okay, this is really beautiful,
795
00:39:55,888 --> 00:39:57,180
but if she doesn't hurry
the fuck up, we're gonna fry.
796
00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,974
[Rita] I've earned this family
797
00:40:00,058 --> 00:40:03,269
and I will be damned if I let
some D-movie villain
798
00:40:03,353 --> 00:40:05,980
harm you or take you
away from me.
799
00:40:06,064 --> 00:40:10,485
And, even though you people, who I
love more than anything in the world,
800
00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:14,030
chose someone else over me
to lead you,
801
00:40:14,114 --> 00:40:17,117
a perfect stranger,
I might add.
802
00:40:17,201 --> 00:40:19,591
I would die
if anything happened to you.
803
00:40:21,038 --> 00:40:23,581
[Exhales] I'm going
to save you. Mmm-hmm.
804
00:40:23,665 --> 00:40:27,474
Or we will die together because I'm
not going to live my life without you.
805
00:40:34,509 --> 00:40:35,689
Bravo.
806
00:40:48,398 --> 00:40:50,414
Immortus will rise.
807
00:40:52,611 --> 00:40:54,112
[Rita] Wait, you!
808
00:40:54,196 --> 00:40:55,585
What did you say?
809
00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:58,366
Hey, that's it?
810
00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:02,134
You get what you want and
you still leave us here to burn?
811
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,539
Holy shit, we're doomed.
812
00:41:04,623 --> 00:41:08,209
At least you got to have a
fucking orgasm before you die.
813
00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:09,473
[Screams]
814
00:41:10,379 --> 00:41:13,631
Don't worry.
I'm coming for you.
815
00:41:13,715 --> 00:41:15,341
[All screaming]
816
00:41:15,425 --> 00:41:17,274
- [Cliff] No!
- [Larry] Rita!
817
00:41:22,474 --> 00:41:25,073
Oh, please. Do not let go.
818
00:41:29,273 --> 00:41:31,246
[Rita] Hot, hot, hot!
819
00:41:31,942 --> 00:41:33,122
What is that?
820
00:41:34,069 --> 00:41:37,377
[Dramatic music playing]
821
00:41:39,283 --> 00:41:41,840
[Cliff] Holy fucking fuck!
Is that...
822
00:41:42,411 --> 00:41:43,592
[Larry] Keeg?
823
00:41:45,664 --> 00:41:47,220
[Jane] He's rescuing us.
824
00:41:50,419 --> 00:41:51,377
[Larry] Thanks, kiddo.
825
00:41:51,461 --> 00:41:52,684
Let's go home.
826
00:41:57,175 --> 00:41:58,482
Wait, don't.
827
00:41:58,802 --> 00:41:59,982
No!
828
00:42:00,721 --> 00:42:02,138
[Jane gasps]
829
00:42:02,222 --> 00:42:03,487
[Larry] Keeg?
830
00:42:04,433 --> 00:42:06,740
- [Gasps] Rita!
- [Jane] Rita.
831
00:42:09,605 --> 00:42:10,785
Rita.
832
00:42:21,908 --> 00:42:25,425
- [Marcus] Man. Good to see you, brother.
- [Vic] You too. Take care, bro.
833
00:42:27,122 --> 00:42:29,763
- Take it easy, man.
- One day I will.
834
00:42:34,963 --> 00:42:36,143
Good seeing you.
835
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:42,901
Good seeing you, too.
836
00:42:52,856 --> 00:42:54,036
Hey!
837
00:42:57,486 --> 00:42:58,959
I promised to share custody.
838
00:43:00,697 --> 00:43:02,254
I had him
for the first ten years.
839
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,716
You get him for the next ten.
840
00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:13,264
Hey, Derek.
841
00:43:16,338 --> 00:43:17,852
I'm forever proud of you, man.
842
00:43:30,018 --> 00:43:31,324
[Sighs]
843
00:43:47,786 --> 00:43:48,786
[Tires screeching]
844
00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:50,594
[Cliff] Get the fuck
out the way.
845
00:43:51,456 --> 00:43:53,124
- [Door slams]
- [yelps] Oh!
846
00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:56,933
Fucking hell. Ow! Oh!
847
00:44:00,882 --> 00:44:02,592
[Cliff] Move it.
Out of the way.
848
00:44:02,676 --> 00:44:03,801
What's happening?
849
00:44:03,885 --> 00:44:05,545
[Larry] We don't know
what's going on.
850
00:44:07,097 --> 00:44:09,195
[Dramatic music playing]
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