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I'll, see you in the gym. 13 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:45,086 I've been having weird dreams again. 14 00:02:48,694 --> 00:02:51,835 You need to learn to suppress your emotions. 15 00:02:51,993 --> 00:02:54,735 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 16 00:02:57,872 --> 00:03:03,287 If a warrior shows emotion is very dangerous Veers. 17 00:03:06,949 --> 00:03:08,647 Is Vers God damn it! 18 00:03:08,746 --> 00:03:13,725 And if you wanted someone that shows no emotion, you should've cast Brie Larson! 19 00:03:20,126 --> 00:03:22,710 Shit, I slipped. 20 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:28,713 Right. Due to me blasting you for not been able to pull out a decent American accent. 21 00:03:28,738 --> 00:03:32,813 Alright, how about this for an American accent? Hey bro, how about some flaccid? 22 00:03:32,893 --> 00:03:34,826 I learned this the other day. 23 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:43,186 Yeah, I remember. You could lose your photon zap power any time. 24 00:03:43,906 --> 00:03:47,026 Since it comes from that implant, that I put in your neck. 25 00:03:52,412 --> 00:03:53,500 And yes. 26 00:03:53,593 --> 00:03:56,907 It does look a lot like the power inhibitor implant from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 27 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:00,694 Crossed with the shock controller from Thor: Ragnarok. 28 00:04:01,101 --> 00:04:02,969 But let's not get into that. 29 00:04:03,317 --> 00:04:04,987 Yeah, let's not. 30 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:13,375 So, tell me about these dreams. What you see? 31 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:15,819 Nice try. 32 00:04:19,297 --> 00:04:24,877 I do not know. Is... like a... kinda, porn actually. 33 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:32,251 Girl to girl. 34 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:36,530 Do you know what the Supreme Intelligence looks like? 35 00:04:38,313 --> 00:04:41,330 Nobody knows what the Supreme Intelligence looks like in its true form. 36 00:04:41,504 --> 00:04:44,708 You know this. That's subconscious. 37 00:04:45,017 --> 00:04:47,504 Chooses, how it appears to us. 38 00:04:47,529 --> 00:04:52,099 It could resemble someone that you admire... 39 00:04:54,105 --> 00:04:55,521 -... or desire. -Uh... 40 00:04:55,614 --> 00:04:56,614 Oh. 41 00:04:57,513 --> 00:05:00,214 Which would explain the sexual nature of these visions 42 00:05:01,714 --> 00:05:02,714 So tell me, 43 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:09,305 -you see me in your dreams? -Oh, not at all actually. 44 00:05:14,619 --> 00:05:16,749 Got you! 45 00:05:18,113 --> 00:05:20,363 Control it. 46 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,788 No, you control it! 47 00:05:39,312 --> 00:05:40,312 Yeah. 48 00:05:44,522 --> 00:05:47,803 -You've been staring my tits bounce around all day. -Ah just like that. 49 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:52,310 -Ah, you notice? -Cause you've never known what a real woman feels like. 50 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:53,613 Or how good you are. 51 00:05:53,703 --> 00:05:54,703 Yeah. 52 00:05:54,805 --> 00:05:57,033 The woman that kicked your ass. 53 00:05:57,118 --> 00:05:59,912 A very choice of height doesn't? Uh huh? 54 00:06:04,206 --> 00:06:06,339 Your mouth is more useful there. 55 00:06:07,453 --> 00:06:09,607 Hmm, you're right about that. 56 00:06:14,214 --> 00:06:15,807 Ah, yes. 57 00:06:17,102 --> 00:06:19,474 Yes, yes, just like that. Oh. 58 00:06:35,326 --> 00:06:36,783 Yes. 59 00:06:39,627 --> 00:06:42,331 Yes, stick your tongue out further. 60 00:06:42,356 --> 00:06:43,356 Yes. 61 00:06:43,613 --> 00:06:47,419 Oh, what else you think my pussy was for? Huh? 62 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:48,921 I need it spin like that. 63 00:06:49,525 --> 00:06:51,525 -Yeah. -Yeah, of course you are. 64 00:06:55,619 --> 00:06:59,444 Oh yes, you spit it open just like that. 65 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:18,117 Ah, you fucking a fucking face like that? 66 00:07:18,412 --> 00:07:19,412 Yes. 67 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:21,613 Feels so good fucking you this way. 68 00:07:34,027 --> 00:07:35,027 Fuck! 69 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:46,689 Oh God. Fuck yeah. 70 00:07:52,037 --> 00:07:53,037 Like this. 71 00:07:56,703 --> 00:07:57,951 Fuck. My cock. 72 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:02,561 Yeah, you're a dirty girl. Aren't you? 73 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:05,140 Yeah, you are. 74 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,752 Oh yes, suck that cock. 75 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,420 Fuck. 76 00:08:13,219 --> 00:08:14,419 Suck that cock. 77 00:08:14,832 --> 00:08:17,342 Suck my cock like that. Put your tongue out. 78 00:08:17,526 --> 00:08:18,646 Suck my cock. 79 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:20,932 Yes. 80 00:08:31,421 --> 00:08:32,701 Yes, like that. 81 00:08:34,528 --> 00:08:36,398 Yeah. Oh yeah. Just like that. 82 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:42,038 Yeah, suck my cock. Suck that fucking cock. 83 00:08:51,909 --> 00:08:53,967 Put your tongue out. Put your fucking tongue out. 84 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:56,102 Like that fucking tongue. 85 00:08:58,324 --> 00:08:59,324 Yeah. 86 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,604 Oh fuck yes. 87 00:09:06,909 --> 00:09:11,026 Oh just like that girl. Just like that. Keep choking on my cock like that. 88 00:09:17,409 --> 00:09:18,576 Oh yes. 89 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,041 Suck it like that. 90 00:09:20,123 --> 00:09:21,403 Just like that. 91 00:09:27,308 --> 00:09:29,842 Yeah, keep sucking my cock like that. 92 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,843 Oh yeah. You sucking that cock just like that. 93 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,520 Yeah. 94 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,687 Yeah. Fuck yeah. 95 00:09:49,628 --> 00:09:50,805 Oh yes. 96 00:09:53,721 --> 00:09:55,708 Oh yes. 97 00:09:56,724 --> 00:09:57,724 Oh yeah. 98 00:09:59,716 --> 00:10:01,236 Oh yeah, like that. 99 00:10:01,261 --> 00:10:02,777 Oh fuck yeah. 100 00:10:12,319 --> 00:10:13,419 Oh my God. 101 00:10:16,427 --> 00:10:17,427 Feels good. 102 00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:18,817 -Just like that. Yes. -Yeah? 103 00:10:21,927 --> 00:10:24,728 You're not pissed I woke you up anymore aren't you? 104 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:26,229 I think I got over it. 105 00:10:26,317 --> 00:10:27,317 Yeah. 106 00:10:27,729 --> 00:10:29,753 Keep fucking going. 107 00:10:29,778 --> 00:10:31,401 Oh fuck yeah. 108 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,197 Yes, just like that. 109 00:10:35,317 --> 00:10:38,826 -"Oh is 4 o'clock in the bloody morning". -Yeah. 110 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:42,909 I got to fuck you mouth me don't you? 111 00:10:44,212 --> 00:10:47,037 You're the one with my cock in your mouth, huh? 112 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:50,796 -You think is dick sucking the clock in the morning. -Yeah. 113 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:52,702 I think you're fucking right. Carry on. Fuck. 114 00:10:52,827 --> 00:10:54,960 Come here. Fucking suck my cock. 115 00:10:58,202 --> 00:10:59,883 Fuck yeah, like that. 116 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:00,930 Nice try. 117 00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:15,825 Fuck. 118 00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:27,835 Ah yes, like that. 119 00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:32,215 Yes. You like the way I stroke your cock with two hands don't you? 120 00:11:32,308 --> 00:11:33,988 Sucking with two hands. 121 00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:37,439 Fuck yes. 122 00:11:40,819 --> 00:11:42,112 Fuck me. 123 00:11:44,116 --> 00:11:45,916 Fuck yes, suck those fucking balls. 124 00:11:45,941 --> 00:11:48,648 Jack my cock while fucking you suck my balls just like that. 125 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,530 Yes, just like that. 126 00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:51,555 Yes. 127 00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:05,528 Oh yes, suck those fucking balls like that. 128 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,459 Yeah, jack my cock. 129 00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:12,051 Ah, fuck yeah. 130 00:12:26,515 --> 00:12:28,481 Ah, yes. Yes. 131 00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:32,861 Yes, fuck that. 132 00:12:33,225 --> 00:12:34,665 -Yes, fucking fast. -Yes. 133 00:12:37,535 --> 00:12:38,535 Fuck. 134 00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:41,578 Oh yeah. Fucking and fuck. 135 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,328 Yeah. 136 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,411 Put it back in there. 137 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,130 Yes. Put it back in there. 138 00:12:53,518 --> 00:12:54,550 Ah fuck. 139 00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,339 -Yeah. -Yeah. 140 00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:02,213 -Just like that. -Yes. 141 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:03,633 Yes. 142 00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:07,523 Let me get them up for you. 143 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,322 Yes. 144 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,024 There you go. There you go. 145 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,905 Yes, yes, yes. 146 00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:18,159 Fuck it like it is my pussy. 147 00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:20,126 Yeah. 148 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,833 Yes, just like that! 149 00:13:22,858 --> 00:13:25,322 Spit on my fucking cock. Spit on my fucking cock. 150 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,347 Yes. 151 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,525 -Fuck yeah. -Yes. 152 00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:37,470 Oh come here. Stay down there. 153 00:13:37,811 --> 00:13:39,491 Oh that fucking pussy. 154 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:43,922 Yes. 155 00:13:47,831 --> 00:13:48,831 Yes. 156 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:57,392 Yes. Yes, lick those fingers in there while you're licking right there. 157 00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:02,437 Is so fucking tight in your pussy like that. 158 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,002 Yes, yes, yes. 159 00:14:12,514 --> 00:14:14,581 Yes, you make me cum like that. 160 00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,469 Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 161 00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,703 Cum over that fucking tongue. 162 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:27,436 Oh yeah! 163 00:14:28,113 --> 00:14:29,114 Yeah! 164 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:31,134 Shit! 165 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,322 Oh my God! 166 00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:40,118 Yes. 167 00:14:40,544 --> 00:14:42,331 Let me taste that fucking cum. 168 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:43,625 Yes. 169 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:49,543 Yes. Yes. Do it more. Do it more. Do it more. 170 00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:50,632 Yes. 171 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:58,425 Oh yeah. Yes. Do it. Do it. Do it. Yes. Yes. 172 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,320 That's just really good isn't? 173 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,520 Yes. 174 00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:36,082 Put your legs up. 175 00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:47,319 Fuck that tight asshole? 176 00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:48,723 Yeah? 177 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,504 Yes. Yes. 178 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,924 Yes, yes. 179 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,141 Oh fuck! 180 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,333 Yes. 181 00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:33,610 Your tiny asshole. All fucking tight. Little asshole. 182 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:35,866 Fuck yeah. Just like that. 183 00:16:41,023 --> 00:16:42,023 Yes! 184 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,914 Oh fuck. 185 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:49,033 Yes. 186 00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:51,045 You want these big tits? 187 00:16:53,051 --> 00:16:55,311 You wanna fuck my ass like that? 188 00:17:04,835 --> 00:17:05,835 Yes. 189 00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:13,921 Oh my God! 190 00:17:18,734 --> 00:17:19,734 Fuck. 191 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:25,940 Yes. 192 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:33,032 I love this supreme intelligence. 193 00:17:33,538 --> 00:17:37,552 I fucking love that you're in my ass like that! Fuck! 194 00:17:37,577 --> 00:17:39,257 Like that. Like that. 195 00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:40,941 Oh my God! 196 00:17:45,245 --> 00:17:46,245 Oh my... 197 00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:49,143 Fuck yes. 198 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,819 Fuck in the ass! 199 00:17:56,748 --> 00:18:00,533 Yes. Yes. Yes. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. 200 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:02,532 Yes, do what I say. Fuck! 201 00:18:03,345 --> 00:18:04,545 Put it back in. 202 00:18:04,641 --> 00:18:06,332 Yes, yes, do it. 203 00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:07,721 Yes. 204 00:18:08,727 --> 00:18:10,407 Yeas, fuck like that. 205 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:13,933 Yes. 206 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,008 Fuck like that. 207 00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:16,033 Oh my... 208 00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:23,628 Fuck. 209 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,545 So good. 210 00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:29,936 Fuck. 211 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,194 Give me some of that. 212 00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:36,742 Yes, yes. 213 00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:39,056 Yes. 214 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,929 Yes, fuck my asshole like that. 215 00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:43,836 Yes, yes. 216 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,872 Yes, do it. Yes. 217 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,546 Yeah? 218 00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:57,144 Yeah, you like feeling my fingers on the other side don't you? Huh? 219 00:18:58,524 --> 00:18:59,524 Don't you? 220 00:18:59,549 --> 00:19:00,549 Fuck yeah. 221 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,174 Oh, you rub that fucking clit when I fuck you. 222 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:13,817 Yes. 223 00:19:15,441 --> 00:19:16,441 Sit on it. 224 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,827 Yeah, like that. 225 00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:20,536 Come here. 226 00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:25,961 Come here, sit on this fucking cock. 227 00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:32,541 That fucking asshole. 228 00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:34,424 Yes, put it in there. 229 00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:35,838 Yes. 230 00:19:41,342 --> 00:19:42,342 Yes. 231 00:19:43,436 --> 00:19:44,716 Yeah, fuck that. 232 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,249 Yes, just like that. 233 00:19:54,354 --> 00:19:55,354 Yes. 234 00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:07,267 Oh my God yeah. 235 00:20:10,048 --> 00:20:11,448 Oh fuck. 236 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,840 Oh my God! 237 00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:19,656 Fuck yeah. 238 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,556 Oh yeah. 239 00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:27,978 Yes, yes, put it in there. 240 00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:30,986 -Yes. Yes. -Yes, just like that. 241 00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:32,915 Yes, put that cock in there. 242 00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:35,128 Put that cock in there. 243 00:20:38,557 --> 00:20:39,748 Yes. 244 00:20:40,148 --> 00:20:41,153 Yes. 245 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,190 Like that. 246 00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:43,539 Ah fuck. 247 00:20:46,841 --> 00:20:48,521 -Yes. -Ride that fucking cock. 248 00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,248 Oh yeah. 249 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,553 Yes. 250 00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:57,944 Oh is so fucking long. 251 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,253 Yeah. 252 00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,246 Yes. 253 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,187 Yes, squeeze that fucking ass. Yes. 254 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,345 Yeah. Yes. 255 00:21:13,692 --> 00:21:14,812 Ah, fuck that. 256 00:21:15,544 --> 00:21:17,237 Oh, yeah. Fuck that. 257 00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:19,158 Oh yeah. 258 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,284 Oh just like that. Fuck. Just like that. 259 00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:22,309 Yes. 260 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,542 Fuck yeah. 261 00:21:23,642 --> 00:21:25,083 Oh yeah like that. 262 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,446 God, fuck yeah. 263 00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:30,252 Fuck that cock. 264 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,956 I'm gonna cum. 265 00:21:37,153 --> 00:21:38,153 Fuck that. 266 00:21:40,061 --> 00:21:41,179 Oh fuck! 267 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:52,359 Fuck yeah baby. Just like that. Oh my God. 268 00:21:52,384 --> 00:21:54,064 You're so fucking good. 269 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,156 Yes. Yes. 270 00:22:01,652 --> 00:22:02,652 Yeah. 271 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,436 I'm gonna do what I want. 272 00:22:09,856 --> 00:22:10,960 Ah, fuck. 273 00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:13,337 Oh, yeah. 274 00:22:17,449 --> 00:22:18,647 Fuck that. 275 00:22:18,956 --> 00:22:20,667 Oh yeah. Fuck that. 276 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,044 Yeah. 277 00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:30,244 Yes. 278 00:22:31,444 --> 00:22:33,219 Yeah, like that. 279 00:22:41,632 --> 00:22:42,701 Oh yes. 280 00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:54,589 Fuck my ass. Yes. 281 00:22:56,953 --> 00:22:57,953 Come here. 282 00:22:58,747 --> 00:22:59,747 Oh, fuck. 283 00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:01,340 Just like that. 284 00:23:01,452 --> 00:23:03,132 Oh yes. Just like that. 285 00:23:03,446 --> 00:23:04,886 Oh my fucking God. 286 00:23:05,631 --> 00:23:06,631 Yes. 287 00:23:10,573 --> 00:23:11,613 Oh fuck yeah. 288 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:12,953 I'm gonna cum. 289 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,195 Oh fuck. 290 00:23:18,151 --> 00:23:19,151 Yeah. 291 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:22,417 Fuck! 292 00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:25,577 Veers you took that cock like a fucking champion. 293 00:23:27,256 --> 00:23:28,749 Make me cum. 294 00:23:33,241 --> 00:23:34,241 Oh fuck. 295 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,456 Fuck. 296 00:23:37,558 --> 00:23:38,678 Oh, come here. 297 00:23:38,944 --> 00:23:39,944 Oh fuck. 298 00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:44,059 Here comes. Here comes. 299 00:23:44,252 --> 00:23:45,372 Oh here comes. 300 00:23:49,347 --> 00:23:50,540 Oh, fuck yeah. 301 00:23:52,071 --> 00:23:54,150 Oh, God. 302 00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:56,157 Fuck yeah. 303 00:24:09,141 --> 00:24:10,459 Oh God. 304 00:24:17,947 --> 00:24:20,447 Damn, that was bloody marvelous. 305 00:24:23,346 --> 00:24:28,417 I think I'm gonna call you: Miss Marvel. 306 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:34,272 -Uh... I rather you not. -You know what, you're right. 307 00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:38,950 That'd be totally disrespectful to your rank. 308 00:24:38,975 --> 00:24:44,805 How about... Captain Marvel? 309 00:24:44,869 --> 00:24:48,855 Hmm... that does have a nice ring to it. 310 00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:50,222 -Yeah? -Hmm 311 00:24:52,454 --> 00:24:56,855 -So, you ready for tomorrow's mission? -Don't I look ready? 312 00:25:01,155 --> 00:25:04,852 Yep, you look ready alright 313 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,061 But you'll be on your own, and we can't take risk the Skrulls 314 00:25:08,085 --> 00:25:11,130 capturing you and mind fraking through your memories. 315 00:25:11,561 --> 00:25:13,941 Like The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. 316 00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:19,255 True, although Jim Carrey was actually good in that. 317 00:25:19,349 --> 00:25:20,350 Of course. 318 00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:25,458 And, is it just me or do the Skrulls kinda look like The Mask? 319 00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:28,509 S-s-s-s-smokin'! 320 00:25:35,555 --> 00:25:39,862 Alright, no matter what happens, don't get caught. And if you do get caught, 321 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,652 don't tell them anything. There's a lot of dirty 322 00:25:42,677 --> 00:25:45,156 little secrets hidden in that mind of yours. 323 00:25:45,646 --> 00:25:50,956 -I mean I should know, I put them there. -Copy that, no emotion. 324 00:25:51,057 --> 00:25:52,651 That's my girl. 325 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:58,027 I think what you meant to say was, yes, Captain. 326 00:25:59,049 --> 00:26:02,659 -Yes, Captain. -That's a good boy. 327 00:26:02,764 --> 00:26:07,205 Now, let me go kick some Skrull ass. Over and out. 328 00:26:09,389 --> 00:26:14,040 Me getting caught? These little Green Goblins could ever. 329 00:26:49,385 --> 00:26:51,538 This woman has no emotion! 330 00:26:57,392 --> 00:26:59,013 But she does have curiously large breasts. 331 00:27:01,229 --> 00:27:03,849 I always thought Kree women were uptight... 332 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:04,896 ...but her mind is... 333 00:27:06,315 --> 00:27:07,348 ...full of porno! 334 00:27:11,168 --> 00:27:12,857 You wanna see some emotion? 335 00:27:31,157 --> 00:27:32,157 Yes. 336 00:29:56,283 --> 00:29:59,557 You like watching me suck your friend's cock? 337 00:30:18,263 --> 00:30:19,263 Yeah. 338 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,013 Yes. 339 00:30:25,779 --> 00:30:26,779 Yes. 340 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,539 Yes. 341 00:30:50,069 --> 00:30:51,121 Yeah. 342 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:55,561 You think you can stick those Skrulls' cocks inside of me? 343 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:50,727 Oh you're gonna make me cum. 344 00:32:35,784 --> 00:32:36,784 Fuck. 345 00:32:47,079 --> 00:32:48,079 Yes. 346 00:33:00,672 --> 00:33:02,720 Yes! Fuck! 347 00:33:17,284 --> 00:33:18,284 Yeah. 348 00:33:20,782 --> 00:33:22,157 Oh fuck. 349 00:33:30,773 --> 00:33:31,773 Yeah. 350 00:33:34,049 --> 00:33:35,050 Yeah. 351 00:33:38,678 --> 00:33:40,134 Oh fuck. 352 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,588 I know you can fuck me harder than that. 353 00:34:16,613 --> 00:34:18,464 Yes. Yes. 354 00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:35,075 Yeah. 355 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,489 Oh you love that little pussy don't you? 356 00:34:44,991 --> 00:34:45,991 Yes. 357 00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:50,192 It looks like you haven't fucked in a while. 358 00:34:51,285 --> 00:34:53,886 You guys don't get pussy very often, do you up here? 359 00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:04,584 Yes! 360 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:20,369 Oh fuck! 361 00:35:46,190 --> 00:35:47,190 Fuck. 362 00:35:54,262 --> 00:35:55,262 Oh fuck. 363 00:35:59,485 --> 00:36:00,485 Yes. 364 00:36:17,355 --> 00:36:18,355 Yes. 365 00:36:19,381 --> 00:36:20,381 Yes. 366 00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:39,663 Yeah. 367 00:37:29,558 --> 00:37:30,558 Yes. 368 00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,964 Feels so good doesn't it? 369 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:38,658 Yes. 370 00:37:38,682 --> 00:37:40,042 Yes, right there! 371 00:37:59,894 --> 00:38:00,894 Yes! 372 00:38:20,087 --> 00:38:23,344 Yes! Yes! Yes! 373 00:38:24,878 --> 00:38:25,878 Yes! 374 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:04,875 Yes! 375 00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:07,492 Yeah! 376 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,480 Yeah! 377 00:39:31,387 --> 00:39:32,387 Yes. 378 00:39:37,677 --> 00:39:38,677 Yeah. 379 00:40:02,686 --> 00:40:03,686 Yeah. 380 00:40:16,377 --> 00:40:17,377 Yeah! 381 00:40:24,394 --> 00:40:25,674 Yeah! Yeah! 382 00:40:26,587 --> 00:40:27,787 Yes! Yes! 383 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:30,493 Fuck! 384 00:40:42,795 --> 00:40:43,795 Yeah. 385 00:40:44,774 --> 00:40:46,194 Oh yeah. Yeah. 386 00:40:46,489 --> 00:40:47,489 Yes! 387 00:40:50,894 --> 00:40:51,894 Yeah! 388 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,145 Yes, yes. 389 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:15,022 Yeah, yeah. 390 00:41:45,183 --> 00:41:46,183 Yeah. 391 00:42:04,002 --> 00:42:05,491 Yes. Yes. 392 00:42:08,887 --> 00:42:09,887 Yeah. 393 00:42:35,181 --> 00:42:36,181 Yes. 394 00:42:40,305 --> 00:42:41,305 Yeah. 395 00:42:44,285 --> 00:42:45,285 Yes. 396 00:42:49,301 --> 00:42:50,301 Yes. 397 00:42:51,561 --> 00:42:52,561 Yes. 398 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:55,371 Yes. 399 00:42:58,783 --> 00:42:59,783 Oh yes. 400 00:43:17,689 --> 00:43:18,689 Yes. 401 00:43:36,978 --> 00:43:37,978 Yes. 402 00:43:40,912 --> 00:43:41,912 Yeah. 403 00:43:57,290 --> 00:43:58,483 Yeah. Yeah. 404 00:44:04,882 --> 00:44:05,882 Yeah! 405 00:44:16,388 --> 00:44:17,388 Yeah. 406 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,357 I told you guys I'll show you some emotion. 407 00:44:23,198 --> 00:44:24,878 You like this emotion? 408 00:44:25,391 --> 00:44:27,072 Is that enough for you? 409 00:44:28,986 --> 00:44:29,986 Yeah. 410 00:44:30,882 --> 00:44:31,882 Yes. 411 00:44:35,098 --> 00:44:36,098 Yes. 412 00:44:36,578 --> 00:44:40,610 I'm going to show you both what is like to cum to a real woman. 413 00:44:41,291 --> 00:44:42,291 Yes. 414 00:44:47,009 --> 00:44:48,911 Yes. Yes. 415 00:44:56,922 --> 00:45:00,272 I want you to give me all that Skrull cum! Give me all of it! 416 00:45:01,311 --> 00:45:03,311 Yes, give me that! 417 00:45:03,690 --> 00:45:06,679 Give me those fucking balls. I want all of that 418 00:45:06,802 --> 00:45:08,598 Common. Give me 419 00:45:10,411 --> 00:45:14,299 I showed you some fucking emotion now give me, come on, give me! 420 00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:15,581 All of it! 421 00:45:17,197 --> 00:45:19,610 Every last drop. Common. 422 00:45:20,614 --> 00:45:21,801 All of it. 423 00:45:22,099 --> 00:45:24,507 Hmm, you got more than that. Common 424 00:45:35,697 --> 00:45:41,727 Alright guys. Well, thank you for the ride. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. 425 00:45:45,352 --> 00:45:47,516 I can't move. 426 00:45:56,163 --> 00:45:58,844 ESCAPE POD 427 00:46:01,408 --> 00:46:03,288 Nice. 428 00:46:06,906 --> 00:46:10,685 Oh, that's convenient. 429 00:46:12,345 --> 00:46:15,975 FAIL 430 00:46:17,345 --> 00:46:19,365 FAIL 431 00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:24,412 Vers to Star Force Command, do you copy? 432 00:46:24,811 --> 00:46:27,391 -Veers. -Good Lord! 433 00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:31,897 -Where are you? -I have no idea. The Skrulls captured me. 434 00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:34,815 I ran away and stole one of their escape pods. 435 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,510 I just, I can't find the goddamn owner's manual. 436 00:46:39,313 --> 00:46:42,093 Do you know how to pilot one of these things? 437 00:46:42,118 --> 00:46:44,406 Eh, nope. Sorry Captain. 438 00:46:47,191 --> 00:46:52,397 Are you sure or are you retaliating because you’re 439 00:46:52,422 --> 00:46:56,415 still butt hurt you didn't end up playing Marvel? 440 00:46:56,735 --> 00:47:00,998 That's absolute nonsense. You know I'll be reveal as Marvel in the sequel. 441 00:47:01,023 --> 00:47:04,566 Yeah, no. But they did get you to hit the gym, by 442 00:47:04,591 --> 00:47:07,364 dangling that carrot in front of you, so there's that. 443 00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:09,044 You're sorely mistaking. 444 00:47:09,103 --> 00:47:13,519 And also, it looks like you're about to crash on the planet C53. 445 00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:15,544 Hah, right. 446 00:47:25,912 --> 00:47:28,034 That one is only 20 calories. 447 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:31,913 Less if you don't swallow. 448 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,706 EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT 449 00:47:54,613 --> 00:47:57,263 Freeze motherfucker! 450 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:08,500 Do you understand me? Is my universal translator working? 451 00:48:08,705 --> 00:48:10,205 Yeah, I understand you. 452 00:48:10,601 --> 00:48:15,791 Well let's see if you understand me.... Put your motherfucking hands in the air! 453 00:48:19,410 --> 00:48:21,107 Star Force Command, Do you copy? 454 00:48:22,122 --> 00:48:27,012 -Huh, let me guess... -Yeah, yeah, whatever. 455 00:48:27,311 --> 00:48:30,411 Look, I'm in this dumb planet. 456 00:48:30,816 --> 00:48:36,009 And there's a guy here who looks like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. 457 00:48:36,034 --> 00:48:39,765 He's pointing some sorta ancient blaster at me. 458 00:48:40,715 --> 00:48:41,902 Beam me up, Scotty? 459 00:48:42,514 --> 00:48:45,865 Sorry Veers, it seems like they took you from the "Epic 460 00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:49,609 Space Movie" quadrant over to the "Buddy Cop Movie" quadrant. 461 00:48:50,223 --> 00:48:52,993 It's going to take at least one full act file to get you there. 462 00:48:53,018 --> 00:48:57,168 Please try to stay in one piece until we can fix the genre, okay? 463 00:48:57,218 --> 00:49:00,168 And in the meantime, why don't you go to Louisiana? 464 00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:03,000 -Try to find Maria Rambeau. -Who? 465 00:49:03,025 --> 00:49:05,925 I said freeze motherfucker! 466 00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:15,404 Sorry, what was that? Who is this Rambo girl and is Stallone involved? 467 00:49:15,712 --> 00:49:17,610 She's the black girl you've seen in your dreams. 468 00:49:17,710 --> 00:49:20,176 Now you guys used to be best friends. 469 00:49:20,515 --> 00:49:24,130 Eh, maybe something a little bit more than that, if you ask me. 470 00:49:24,154 --> 00:49:25,605 Where do I find her? 471 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,908 The Skrulls were looking her coordinates to her house 472 00:49:27,933 --> 00:49:30,931 in your brain so I guess you already know where to go. 473 00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:37,462 Fine, I'll just do a quick cerebral searching, get my new... 474 00:49:38,014 --> 00:49:42,584 ...mismatched partner to drive me there. 475 00:49:48,408 --> 00:49:52,688 Got it. Yo buddy, what's your name again? 476 00:49:52,921 --> 00:49:57,641 Fury. Nicholas Joseph Fury. 477 00:49:58,506 --> 00:50:02,509 Alright Furious. I'm gonna need you to help me find my best friend. 478 00:50:03,018 --> 00:50:07,938 Help you?! You just went galactic on my eye, space lady! 479 00:50:09,103 --> 00:50:13,397 -I don't even know your name. -Neither do I actually. 480 00:50:13,502 --> 00:50:19,581 They call me Vers but, I suspect there is more to that than meets the eye. 481 00:50:19,913 --> 00:50:25,104 No pun intended. I guess you can call me... 482 00:50:25,136 --> 00:50:28,307 -... Captain Marvel. -Shit. 483 00:50:28,332 --> 00:50:30,190 You a Captain? 484 00:50:30,427 --> 00:50:36,025 Look, I've been having these really weird dreams lately. 485 00:50:37,611 --> 00:50:42,903 I have this feeling, half the universe is about to be wiped out. 486 00:50:42,928 --> 00:50:45,948 Just like that. 487 00:50:46,308 --> 00:50:52,937 I really need your help Furious. We don't have much time. 488 00:50:53,622 --> 00:50:58,472 Is Fury. And you gonna need some proper clothes. 489 00:50:58,616 --> 00:51:02,836 Yeah, and you're gonna need a haircut and eye patch. 490 00:51:33,004 --> 00:51:38,174 So you may have a spaceship but I got me an Italian sports car. 491 00:51:43,011 --> 00:51:46,131 Nice. (What the fuck?) 492 00:51:56,412 --> 00:52:01,132 -So, where are we going? -29.951100 north. 493 00:52:01,216 --> 00:52:06,065 -90.0715 west. -Ah, coordinates. 494 00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:11,346 Well here, is my GPS. 495 00:52:18,808 --> 00:52:21,438 And here is your lunch. 496 00:52:22,713 --> 00:52:26,280 Shit. I knew I left it somewhere. 497 00:52:30,407 --> 00:52:34,157 Now this is one tasty burger. 498 00:52:37,108 --> 00:52:39,824 Looks like this place is called New Orleans. 499 00:52:39,849 --> 00:52:41,429 What, New Orleans? 500 00:52:42,903 --> 00:52:47,423 Are you out of your motherfucking mind?! That's about 3,000 miles away from here! 501 00:52:48,995 --> 00:52:53,245 Don't worry Furious, I'll make the ride enjoyable for you. 502 00:53:27,804 --> 00:53:29,804 Don't crash the car, Furious. 503 00:53:32,092 --> 00:53:33,092 Fury. 504 00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:04,686 We have a lot of miles to go. 505 00:54:39,108 --> 00:54:40,108 Oh God. 506 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:41,410 Oh God. 507 00:54:44,098 --> 00:54:45,098 Oh my God. 508 00:54:48,704 --> 00:54:49,704 Yeah. 509 00:54:50,097 --> 00:54:51,097 Yeah. 510 00:55:00,207 --> 00:55:03,317 You're not mad at me for blasting your eye anymore are you? 511 00:55:03,513 --> 00:55:04,513 What eye? 512 00:55:24,513 --> 00:55:25,589 Oh my God. 513 00:55:28,108 --> 00:55:29,108 Fuck. 514 00:55:37,593 --> 00:55:39,901 Wow, who knew the cock was as nice for you. 515 00:55:39,925 --> 00:55:40,998 Oh God. 516 00:55:43,411 --> 00:55:44,411 Oh God. 517 00:56:02,403 --> 00:56:03,403 Yes. 518 00:56:10,310 --> 00:56:11,727 That's it don't stop. 519 00:56:18,690 --> 00:56:19,890 Just like that. 520 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:21,610 Just like that. 521 00:56:35,596 --> 00:56:38,503 You better be watching the road Furious. With your one eye. 522 00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:39,528 I'm trying. 523 00:56:47,094 --> 00:56:49,107 Goddamn! Motherfucker! 524 00:56:58,098 --> 00:56:59,698 Oh God, that's good. 525 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,003 Just like that. 526 00:57:13,187 --> 00:57:14,387 God, I’m close. 527 00:57:32,496 --> 00:57:34,381 Keep your hands on the wheels Furious. 528 00:57:34,406 --> 00:57:35,406 Oh God. 529 00:57:37,398 --> 00:57:38,838 Oh that's it girl. 530 00:57:39,005 --> 00:57:40,685 That's it. I'm close. 531 00:57:40,998 --> 00:57:41,998 I'm close. 532 00:57:42,298 --> 00:57:43,298 Close. 533 00:57:43,906 --> 00:57:44,906 Yeah. 534 00:58:15,196 --> 00:58:16,876 I wanna avenge this cock. 535 00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:18,010 God. 536 00:58:22,504 --> 00:58:24,804 Oh God, your tongue feels so fucking good. 537 00:58:25,204 --> 00:58:26,203 Oh my God. 538 00:58:26,483 --> 00:58:27,890 Watch the road Furious. 539 00:58:27,975 --> 00:58:28,975 Fuck yeah. 540 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,000 Keep your hands on the wheel Furious. 541 00:58:43,804 --> 00:58:44,844 Oh I'm on it. 542 00:58:47,888 --> 00:58:48,888 Oh yeah. 543 00:58:49,396 --> 00:58:50,396 Oh yeah. 544 00:58:50,588 --> 00:58:52,589 Are you're paying attention with your one eye? 545 00:58:52,614 --> 00:58:53,614 Yeah. 546 00:58:55,694 --> 00:58:57,561 Shit goes nothing like fall. 547 00:58:57,885 --> 00:58:59,405 You blasted me. 548 00:59:01,212 --> 00:59:03,593 Oh you really do needed to be blasted huh? 549 00:59:03,890 --> 00:59:04,993 I'm about to blast. 550 00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:06,084 Yeah. 551 00:59:12,604 --> 00:59:14,937 Keep your hand on the fucking wheel. 552 00:59:19,285 --> 00:59:22,293 I didn't land on this dumb planet to die on it. 553 00:59:23,491 --> 00:59:24,491 Oh God. 554 00:59:34,192 --> 00:59:35,331 Oh fuck yeah. 555 00:59:48,096 --> 00:59:49,683 Oh fuck! 556 00:59:53,584 --> 00:59:54,897 Oh God! 557 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,293 Oh fuck! 558 01:00:05,182 --> 01:00:06,182 Oh God! 559 01:00:12,202 --> 01:00:13,988 See, if you made a mess there. 560 01:00:14,013 --> 01:00:15,013 Oh God. 561 01:00:18,497 --> 01:00:20,797 -Keep driving. -I'll try. 562 01:00:23,197 --> 01:00:25,380 Again? Oh no. 563 01:00:27,478 --> 01:00:28,518 Oh God, yeah. 564 01:00:29,086 --> 01:00:30,086 Yes. 565 01:00:33,779 --> 01:00:36,185 One thousand, seven hundred fifteen miles to go. 566 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:56,094 Now that was exhausting. 567 01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:03,800 Tell me about it. I can't feel my jaw anymore. 568 01:01:04,189 --> 01:01:05,696 But it was so worth it, right? 569 01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:09,297 Um... sure. 570 01:02:17,582 --> 01:02:23,385 Hmm, there she is. Seems like all the blowing finally jugged your memory. 571 01:02:24,692 --> 01:02:27,487 -Hmm... -I know what you are thinking. 572 01:02:28,174 --> 01:02:29,893 Where is the record player and 573 01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:33,106 why didn't you play "Come As You Are" by Nirvana? 574 01:02:33,192 --> 01:02:36,314 Well my dear, that's because no one gave a shit 575 01:02:36,338 --> 01:02:39,882 about vinyl in 1990 which is the year you allegedly left this Earth. 576 01:02:40,698 --> 01:02:43,930 And, "Come As You Are" came out in '91 577 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:47,050 so there's no fucking way that could've been in your brain. 578 01:02:47,992 --> 01:02:52,485 Actually, I'm just wondering why I turned a different color in the third act? 579 01:02:52,985 --> 01:02:58,685 Oh that, well, the fans went ballistic when some set 580 01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:01,229 pictures of Brie Larson in a green suit leaked. 581 01:03:01,579 --> 01:03:07,682 I mean, I'm not sure it's the color or the fact that she has no ass, but trust me.... 582 01:03:07,986 --> 01:03:10,419 we've done plenty of re shoots and just pretend 583 01:03:10,443 --> 01:03:12,875 the red and blue costume was the plan all along. 584 01:03:12,982 --> 01:03:18,297 Ah... this is not the mainstream movie and I'm not Brie Larson. 585 01:03:21,193 --> 01:03:26,088 Okay, the green costume was a nightmare with all this green screen. Happy now? 586 01:03:27,184 --> 01:03:31,197 Yeah, that makes more sense but who the fuck are you? 587 01:03:31,992 --> 01:03:36,993 I thought you were supposed to resemble somebody I admire. 588 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:43,989 -Or... -Desire? 589 01:03:45,085 --> 01:03:49,992 Look, no offense, you're pretty and all but, I'm really into dick. 590 01:03:51,887 --> 01:03:53,194 Really now? 591 01:03:57,081 --> 01:03:58,474 Now we're talking. 592 01:04:16,779 --> 01:04:17,779 Yes. 593 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,181 Yeah. 594 01:04:48,988 --> 01:04:49,988 Yes. 595 01:05:22,309 --> 01:05:23,309 Yes. 596 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,012 -Yeah, you like that? -Yes. 597 01:05:38,599 --> 01:05:39,599 Oh, yes. 598 01:05:53,671 --> 01:05:54,671 Yes. 599 01:05:55,674 --> 01:05:56,910 Oh fuck. 600 01:06:02,467 --> 01:06:03,624 Oh yes. 601 01:06:06,785 --> 01:06:07,785 Yes. 602 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,293 Oh fuck. 603 01:06:15,878 --> 01:06:16,878 Yes. 604 01:06:17,485 --> 01:06:19,098 Oh fuck. 605 01:06:22,381 --> 01:06:23,644 Oh fuck. 606 01:06:24,387 --> 01:06:25,387 Yes. 607 01:06:33,086 --> 01:06:34,487 Oh fuck. 608 01:06:46,378 --> 01:06:48,645 Oh, yes. Right there. Right there. 609 01:06:54,197 --> 01:06:55,197 Yes. 610 01:06:56,979 --> 01:06:57,979 Yes. 611 01:07:01,783 --> 01:07:02,783 Fuck. 612 01:07:02,985 --> 01:07:04,892 Yes. Like that. 613 01:07:06,472 --> 01:07:08,353 Oh yes. Yeah. 614 01:07:13,473 --> 01:07:14,473 Oh yes. 615 01:07:14,773 --> 01:07:15,773 Yes. 616 01:07:16,260 --> 01:07:17,529 Yes, yes, yes. 617 01:07:18,183 --> 01:07:19,281 Oh fuck. 618 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,159 Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. 619 01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:25,173 Yeah. 620 01:07:26,066 --> 01:07:27,066 Yes! 621 01:07:29,290 --> 01:07:30,290 Yes. 622 01:07:35,462 --> 01:07:37,182 Yes. Yes. 623 01:07:41,973 --> 01:07:44,138 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 624 01:07:53,284 --> 01:07:54,284 Yeah. 625 01:07:55,990 --> 01:07:56,990 Yeah. 626 01:08:00,386 --> 01:08:01,906 Yeah. Yeah. 627 01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:05,242 Yes. 628 01:08:15,691 --> 01:08:20,173 Oh yes, yes. Give me that supreme intelligence. 629 01:08:25,582 --> 01:08:26,582 Yes. 630 01:08:30,194 --> 01:08:33,061 Yeah, like that. 631 01:08:36,483 --> 01:08:39,359 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 632 01:08:41,081 --> 01:08:42,081 Yeah. 633 01:08:42,475 --> 01:08:44,364 Oh fuck. 634 01:08:46,987 --> 01:08:48,452 Yes! 635 01:08:48,905 --> 01:08:51,162 Yes. Yeah. Yes. 636 01:09:09,652 --> 01:09:10,652 Yeah. 637 01:09:10,677 --> 01:09:11,874 Oh fuck. 638 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:14,518 Yeah. Yeah. 639 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,660 Yes. Yes. 640 01:09:22,067 --> 01:09:23,067 Fuck. 641 01:09:24,075 --> 01:09:25,075 Yeah. 642 01:09:30,869 --> 01:09:32,451 Yes. Yes. 643 01:09:33,756 --> 01:09:35,455 Yeah. Yeah. 644 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:42,375 Yes. 645 01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:44,890 Yes. 646 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:54,272 Yeah. 647 01:09:56,539 --> 01:09:57,539 Yeah. 648 01:10:17,590 --> 01:10:18,590 Yeah. 649 01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:52,696 Yes, just like that. 650 01:11:00,846 --> 01:11:01,846 Yeah. 651 01:11:07,654 --> 01:11:09,380 Yeah. Yeah. 652 01:11:12,585 --> 01:11:14,467 Yeah. Yeah. 653 01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:18,773 Yes. 654 01:11:22,662 --> 01:11:23,662 Yes. 655 01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:31,166 Fuck. 656 01:11:33,370 --> 01:11:34,737 Yeah. Yeah. 657 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,492 Yes. Yes. Yes. 658 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:40,167 Yeah. 659 01:11:48,469 --> 01:11:49,469 Yeah. 660 01:11:56,380 --> 01:11:57,660 Specially yours. 661 01:11:58,174 --> 01:11:59,174 Yes. 662 01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:16,695 Oh yeah. It's so fucking good. 663 01:12:17,763 --> 01:12:18,918 Oh my God. 664 01:12:23,471 --> 01:12:24,535 Oh my God. 665 01:12:26,694 --> 01:12:28,075 Holy shit. 666 01:12:33,069 --> 01:12:34,069 Yeah. 667 01:12:35,990 --> 01:12:37,465 Oh fuck. 668 01:13:08,765 --> 01:13:10,445 Yeah, keep doing that. 669 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,680 I'm gonna cum. 670 01:14:07,566 --> 01:14:08,759 The fuck girl?! 671 01:14:11,863 --> 01:14:14,059 Sorry, I got lightheaded for a moment. 672 01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:22,775 -Are you alright? -I think so. 673 01:14:28,366 --> 01:14:31,973 -So, is this the place? -Yeah, this is definitely the place. 674 01:14:32,554 --> 01:14:36,064 Good, because I could use me a nap and a bidet. 675 01:14:36,165 --> 01:14:37,253 A what? 676 01:14:37,962 --> 01:14:41,654 A bidet is French for "ass wash." 677 01:14:42,866 --> 01:14:45,973 Hey, you know what they call a quarter pound of cheese in France? 678 01:15:02,258 --> 01:15:07,565 Excuse me ma’am, I was wondering if we could ask you... Ah... motherfucker! 679 01:15:07,664 --> 01:15:10,174 Jesus fucking Christ, how many times are you guys 680 01:15:10,199 --> 01:15:12,246 are gonna come here and bug the shit outta me? 681 01:15:12,364 --> 01:15:16,160 I don't want to discuss your holy word. I like to have transfusions all the time. 682 01:15:16,466 --> 01:15:19,582 And you all can all go to Hell wish I'm sure you're are told all day long, 683 01:15:19,879 --> 01:15:21,958 and is probably why you don't even think hell exist. 684 01:15:21,983 --> 01:15:27,178 Whoa, take it easy, we are not Jehovah's Witnesses, I promise. 685 01:15:27,876 --> 01:15:31,165 I'm just an Amnesiac Star Force Captain who's, 686 01:15:31,190 --> 01:15:35,468 has some strangely erotic dreams about this place. 687 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:39,460 Oh, OK, well, come on in. 688 01:15:51,276 --> 01:15:57,552 Wow, I think I actually remember taking this picture. 689 01:15:58,655 --> 01:16:01,568 Oh really? Do you remember taking these? 690 01:16:11,855 --> 01:16:16,070 Uh... are you sure you're not Maria Rambeau? 691 01:16:19,053 --> 01:16:26,555 Like I said before sugar tits, Maria is my momma. She dead. I am Monica, Mo-ni-ca. 692 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:33,652 Oh shit. I gonna be left with all these unanswered questions. 693 01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:38,342 Who am I? Why is my Air Force call sign Avenger, 694 01:16:38,367 --> 01:16:41,368 when in the comics it was Cheeseburger? 695 01:16:41,769 --> 01:16:45,498 And, wasn't I supposed to have some sort of Boston accent? 696 01:16:53,449 --> 01:16:57,092 I think I got some answers for you. Let's go outside. 697 01:17:08,243 --> 01:17:12,256 Listen, there's some things I haven't told you. 698 01:17:12,281 --> 01:17:15,866 Oh really? You and everyone else. 699 01:17:16,945 --> 01:17:24,077 Secrets, lies, coordinates implanted in my head. 700 01:17:26,664 --> 01:17:29,003 I'm so fucking tired of this stuff. 701 01:17:31,453 --> 01:17:33,858 -No, wait, listen... -No, you listen! 702 01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:36,764 Do you know what it feels like to be rejected 703 01:17:36,789 --> 01:17:39,630 by your own kind because you are different? 704 01:17:40,473 --> 01:17:43,659 Feeling like you are not enough because you'll never measure up to 705 01:17:43,684 --> 01:17:46,977 whatever idealized version of you they fabricated! 706 01:17:47,450 --> 01:17:51,811 Been used, lied to, cheated on and never knowing why! 707 01:17:56,572 --> 01:18:03,048 Look at me, I have no memory, no purpose, no emotion. 708 01:18:05,829 --> 01:18:09,746 I'm sorry Monica. I hope you never have to know what this feels like. 709 01:18:15,043 --> 01:18:18,212 Are you... are you crying? 710 01:18:18,656 --> 01:18:23,009 Yes, I'm crying Goddammit! And now I'm screaming too!!! 711 01:18:23,354 --> 01:18:26,971 How else am I supposed to get a fucking Best Actress nomination? 712 01:18:30,770 --> 01:18:32,017 Right? 713 01:18:33,948 --> 01:18:38,566 Anyways, I was lieutenant in New Orleans harbor patrol, 714 01:18:39,292 --> 01:18:42,480 and I was captain of their cargo ship. 715 01:18:43,049 --> 01:18:47,073 There was an accident, I was exposed to extra-dimensional energy. 716 01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:51,620 As a result, I can convert my body into energy. 717 01:18:55,663 --> 01:19:01,343 So, what are you saying? You're a some type of, superhero? 718 01:19:02,572 --> 01:19:04,586 Damn right I am. 719 01:19:09,451 --> 01:19:13,056 They call me... Captain Marvel 720 01:19:15,653 --> 01:19:19,768 Ah... I think we're gonna have a problem here. 721 01:19:22,260 --> 01:19:25,981 -I am Captain Marvel. -You gotta be fucking kidding me! 722 01:19:26,351 --> 01:19:28,250 Yeah, no. 723 01:19:28,275 --> 01:19:32,028 But hey, before I zap the fuck out of you, how about you change 724 01:19:32,053 --> 01:19:35,651 your name into something stupid that allow us to coexist? 725 01:19:36,056 --> 01:19:38,407 Until they, inevitably write you off. 726 01:19:39,649 --> 01:19:43,244 I'm thinking something like "Photon" 727 01:19:50,643 --> 01:19:54,336 Wait, I have a good one, "Pulsar"? 728 01:19:56,746 --> 01:19:58,423 Uh, Spectrum? 729 01:20:05,642 --> 01:20:09,141 Yo bitch!, I'm not changing shit! 730 01:20:09,942 --> 01:20:12,635 Why don't you start calling yourself something cheesy like... 731 01:20:14,039 --> 01:20:16,255 ..."War Bird" or "Binary" 732 01:20:23,650 --> 01:20:25,069 I got a better idea. 733 01:20:25,835 --> 01:20:29,527 How about if we both fuck the shit outta each other? 734 01:20:30,446 --> 01:20:33,439 And the first one who comes has to change your name. 735 01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,129 Are you sure you wanna to go there? 736 01:20:37,837 --> 01:20:40,322 My tongue is why they call me Captain Marvel on the job. 737 01:20:41,139 --> 01:20:43,624 It can work wonders on your clit sister. 738 01:20:44,627 --> 01:20:47,043 Well, Shazam, let's see what you've got. 739 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,019 Yes. 740 01:21:22,821 --> 01:21:23,821 Yes. 741 01:21:29,017 --> 01:21:30,952 Yes. Like that. 742 01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:49,299 You know by the end of this you're gonna be calling me Captain Marvel. 743 01:21:49,324 --> 01:21:50,925 -Oh yeah? -Yes. 744 01:21:51,710 --> 01:21:52,710 Prove it. 745 01:22:19,913 --> 01:22:20,912 Yeah? 746 01:22:47,698 --> 01:22:48,808 Yes. 747 01:23:00,396 --> 01:23:01,396 Yeah. 748 01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:03,895 Yeah. 749 01:23:26,190 --> 01:23:29,459 You're so wet. I think you're about to cum. Aren't you? 750 01:23:29,968 --> 01:23:30,968 Yeah? 751 01:23:34,779 --> 01:23:35,779 Yeah. 752 01:23:37,491 --> 01:23:40,819 If you really want me to change my name make me cum. 753 01:23:43,773 --> 01:23:45,846 Yes, yes. Like that. 754 01:23:46,998 --> 01:23:50,057 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 755 01:23:52,686 --> 01:23:53,686 Yeah. 756 01:23:55,891 --> 01:23:57,731 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. 757 01:24:01,090 --> 01:24:02,193 Yes please. 758 01:24:05,163 --> 01:24:06,163 Fuck that. 759 01:24:06,902 --> 01:24:08,022 Yes like that. 760 01:24:09,104 --> 01:24:10,104 Fuck. 761 01:24:11,998 --> 01:24:13,410 Fuck yes. 762 01:24:13,498 --> 01:24:15,177 Yes like that. Like that. 763 01:24:15,782 --> 01:24:17,704 Oh fuck. Yeah. 764 01:24:25,101 --> 01:24:26,101 Yes. 765 01:24:26,888 --> 01:24:27,887 Yes. 766 01:24:28,674 --> 01:24:29,674 Yes. 767 01:24:32,697 --> 01:24:33,697 Yes. 768 01:25:03,860 --> 01:25:05,283 -Yeah? -Yes. 769 01:25:29,353 --> 01:25:30,353 Yeah? 770 01:25:31,353 --> 01:25:32,352 Yes. 771 01:25:37,097 --> 01:25:38,097 Yeah. 772 01:25:43,763 --> 01:25:44,762 Is so wet. 773 01:25:44,822 --> 01:25:45,980 -Yeah? -Yes. 774 01:25:46,255 --> 01:25:48,024 -I like your pussy a lot. -Oh yeah? 775 01:26:05,572 --> 01:26:06,571 Yes. 776 01:26:19,837 --> 01:26:20,837 Yeah. 777 01:26:25,832 --> 01:26:26,832 Yes. 778 01:26:28,457 --> 01:26:30,765 Yes please. Yes. Yes. Yes. 779 01:26:32,959 --> 01:26:33,959 So good. 780 01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:38,957 Yes, like that. 781 01:26:41,356 --> 01:26:42,441 Yes. 782 01:26:45,026 --> 01:26:46,485 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 783 01:26:47,365 --> 01:26:48,364 -Yes. -Yes. 784 01:26:49,529 --> 01:26:50,613 Yes please. 785 01:26:50,731 --> 01:26:51,731 Yes. 786 01:26:53,257 --> 01:26:54,257 So good. 787 01:26:54,857 --> 01:26:55,857 Yeah. 788 01:26:58,439 --> 01:26:59,439 Fuck. 789 01:27:00,205 --> 01:27:01,804 Fuck that's so good. 790 01:27:02,211 --> 01:27:03,623 Yes. Yeah. 791 01:27:03,891 --> 01:27:06,208 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 792 01:27:07,220 --> 01:27:08,580 Fuck that's good. 793 01:27:08,737 --> 01:27:09,736 Yeah. 794 01:27:14,357 --> 01:27:16,591 Yes. Yeah. 795 01:27:16,616 --> 01:27:19,559 Yeah, I like when you bite my pussy like that. 796 01:27:19,584 --> 01:27:22,137 Yeah. Do that. 797 01:27:22,627 --> 01:27:24,472 Yes. 798 01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:27,224 Fuck. Yes. 799 01:27:27,545 --> 01:27:28,545 Yes. 800 01:27:30,898 --> 01:27:31,898 Yes. 801 01:27:32,818 --> 01:27:34,772 Yeah. Yeah. 802 01:27:34,824 --> 01:27:36,648 Yes. Yes please. Yes. 803 01:27:36,939 --> 01:27:38,525 Yes. Yeah. 804 01:27:39,319 --> 01:27:41,235 Yes. Yes. Yes. 805 01:27:42,436 --> 01:27:44,255 Oh fuck. 806 01:27:47,223 --> 01:27:48,907 Oh is so wet. 807 01:27:49,268 --> 01:27:50,268 Yeah. 808 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,040 Oh my God. 809 01:27:57,533 --> 01:27:58,533 Yeah. 810 01:28:01,916 --> 01:28:02,916 Fuck. 811 01:28:08,901 --> 01:28:09,900 Fuck. 812 01:28:11,027 --> 01:28:12,027 Yes. 813 01:28:12,052 --> 01:28:15,803 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 814 01:28:16,122 --> 01:28:17,122 Fuck. 815 01:28:17,995 --> 01:28:20,265 Yes. Yes. Yes. 816 01:28:23,756 --> 01:28:24,756 Fuck. 817 01:28:25,567 --> 01:28:27,228 Yes. Yes. 818 01:28:34,131 --> 01:28:36,777 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 819 01:28:38,226 --> 01:28:39,225 Yeah. 820 01:28:41,997 --> 01:28:45,131 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 821 01:28:46,312 --> 01:28:47,311 Yeah. 822 01:28:49,890 --> 01:28:50,890 Yeah. 823 01:29:06,737 --> 01:29:07,737 Fuck. 824 01:29:13,483 --> 01:29:14,483 Yes. 825 01:29:17,622 --> 01:29:18,622 Oh yeah. 826 01:29:20,385 --> 01:29:21,812 Yes. Yes. 827 01:29:24,146 --> 01:29:25,146 Yes. 828 01:29:25,466 --> 01:29:26,465 Yeah. 829 01:29:26,887 --> 01:29:29,401 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 830 01:29:35,307 --> 01:29:37,240 Fuck. Oh shit! 831 01:29:41,191 --> 01:29:42,191 Oh fuck. 832 01:29:47,518 --> 01:29:49,708 Oh fuck. Yes. 833 01:29:54,798 --> 01:29:55,797 Fuck. 834 01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:03,776 Motherfucker! Did you had me come all the way 835 01:30:03,801 --> 01:30:06,911 out here just so you could get some ass!? 836 01:30:07,810 --> 01:30:11,729 So, were standing here this whole time and you didn't join in? 837 01:30:12,809 --> 01:30:14,002 You're dumber than you look. 838 01:30:21,495 --> 01:30:26,194 -Alright, alright, Photon it is. -Attagirl. 839 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,191 But ain't nobody gonna write me off. 840 01:30:30,216 --> 01:30:32,908 I am a strong black independent woman and I'm here to stay. 841 01:30:36,894 --> 01:30:38,800 What the fuck?! 842 01:30:41,803 --> 01:30:43,589 Oh motherfucker! 843 01:30:57,798 --> 01:31:01,197 Oh, wait... The Snapper... 844 01:31:03,193 --> 01:31:04,994 I gotta find a way to undo this. 845 01:31:08,474 --> 01:31:11,124 Fuck it. It worked for Superman. 846 01:31:30,900 --> 01:31:36,080 And so it begins. Oh, kitty, oh here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 847 01:31:36,105 --> 01:31:40,379 Look at that. Little pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Oh, you are such a cute pussy. 848 01:31:40,431 --> 01:31:43,575 Yes, you are. Yes you are. You're the cutest little pussy I’ve ever seen. 849 01:31:43,682 --> 01:31:47,590 -Oh look at you. Such a cute little pussy. -That's not a pussy. 850 01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:52,047 Oh, here we go. Typical kitty pussy joke. 851 01:31:52,072 --> 01:31:54,771 "I guess we're jumping the shark and doing the Wood Rocket thing now." 852 01:31:54,796 --> 01:31:55,789 It's a Flerken. 853 01:31:55,814 --> 01:31:56,890 A what? 854 01:31:59,183 --> 01:32:02,377 -What the shit?! -Tried to warn you. 855 01:32:02,402 --> 01:32:06,575 -And who the fuck are you? -Carol Danvers but... 856 01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:09,975 ...I guess you can call me Captain Marvel. 857 01:32:10,580 --> 01:32:15,798 -He needs training. -Oh geez, Red. You again? 858 01:32:16,970 --> 01:32:21,839 Cool costume. And you are... 859 01:32:22,568 --> 01:32:26,567 My name is Jean Grey. But you can call me Phoenix. 860 01:32:26,877 --> 01:32:32,166 I'm an omega level mutant telekinetic and telepath and a member of the X-Men. 861 01:32:32,967 --> 01:32:36,050 We've been trying to recruit this fucktard for a while. 862 01:32:36,487 --> 01:32:39,044 You know, before he kills the Marvel Universe. 863 01:32:39,069 --> 01:32:41,972 What happened, cat got your tongue? 864 01:32:42,787 --> 01:32:45,477 She's speaking to me telepathically, you moron. 865 01:32:45,501 --> 01:32:47,351 Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever. 866 01:32:47,457 --> 01:32:50,966 Look, if you think I'd rather become a crime fighting shit swizzle, 867 01:32:50,991 --> 01:32:53,101 who rooms with a bunch of whiners, 868 01:32:53,265 --> 01:32:55,458 and a bald creepy guy who looks like Captain Picard... 869 01:32:55,993 --> 01:32:57,973 ...you are seriously mistaken. 870 01:32:57,998 --> 01:33:00,290 I'm here to shoot my very own porn parody now. 871 01:33:02,460 --> 01:33:07,400 Oh wait. Is this, you know... 872 01:33:12,771 --> 01:33:15,470 In your dreams, dumbass. 873 01:33:17,065 --> 01:33:21,954 I mean, he's annoying but all that spinning got me little worked up. 874 01:33:22,448 --> 01:33:26,260 -And the redhead is pretty fucking hot. -I heard that. 875 01:33:26,340 --> 01:33:29,251 -"Oh shit!" -"No need to apologize." 876 01:33:29,458 --> 01:33:33,657 "If you help me recruit him, I'll give your ass a Phoenix raptor." 877 01:33:33,682 --> 01:33:38,091 Hmm. What's that? And, what about this guy? 878 01:33:38,149 --> 01:33:41,426 Is he going to keep yapping the whole time, if we do him? 879 01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:44,388 Just tune him out. I could use some dick. 880 01:33:44,466 --> 01:33:45,763 So can I. 881 01:34:02,422 --> 01:34:05,022 I guess I'm getting a crack at it. 882 01:34:57,549 --> 01:34:58,610 Yeah. 883 01:34:58,933 --> 01:34:59,933 Yeah. 884 01:35:01,940 --> 01:35:02,940 Yes. 885 01:35:03,842 --> 01:35:08,994 What do you think about that DP while she strokes you cock, she eats my pussy? 886 01:35:09,341 --> 01:35:10,745 Holy shit balls. 887 01:35:12,820 --> 01:35:13,820 Yeah. 888 01:35:20,903 --> 01:35:21,903 Yes. 889 01:35:30,303 --> 01:35:31,302 Oh yes. 890 01:35:32,915 --> 01:35:33,915 Yeah. 891 01:35:34,505 --> 01:35:35,505 That's deep. 892 01:35:48,717 --> 01:35:49,774 Oh yeah. 893 01:35:50,510 --> 01:35:51,510 Yes. 894 01:35:53,596 --> 01:35:54,737 Yes. Yeah. 895 01:36:18,095 --> 01:36:19,095 Yes. 896 01:36:19,941 --> 01:36:21,141 Oh that's good. 897 01:36:21,526 --> 01:36:22,591 Oh shit. 898 01:36:23,387 --> 01:36:24,387 Oh yeah. 899 01:36:26,020 --> 01:36:27,470 Yes, all of it. 900 01:36:29,716 --> 01:36:30,716 Yeah. 901 01:36:30,796 --> 01:36:32,861 You definitely has some more tongue 902 01:36:36,222 --> 01:36:37,222 Yes. 903 01:36:37,247 --> 01:36:38,980 I'm gonna get these balls. 904 01:36:40,115 --> 01:36:42,441 Make sure he gets pussy too. 905 01:36:43,151 --> 01:36:44,150 Yes. 906 01:36:53,091 --> 01:36:54,157 Oh yeah. 907 01:36:54,291 --> 01:36:55,291 Yes. 908 01:37:02,801 --> 01:37:03,801 Yeah. 909 01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:20,989 I'm sorry Daphne. 910 01:37:22,070 --> 01:37:23,750 Who the fuck is Daphne? 911 01:37:24,984 --> 01:37:26,344 She's over there. 912 01:37:27,221 --> 01:37:29,488 What is that, like your fuck doll? 913 01:37:29,605 --> 01:37:33,110 Hey, don't talk about Daphne that way. We spend a lot time together. 914 01:37:33,795 --> 01:37:35,075 Keep sucking it. 915 01:37:35,668 --> 01:37:36,898 There you go Captain Carol. 916 01:37:36,923 --> 01:37:39,286 Maybe I should give him the "Phoenix raptor" in the ass. 917 01:37:39,311 --> 01:37:40,311 You should. 918 01:37:40,336 --> 01:37:41,622 There you go. 919 01:37:45,016 --> 01:37:46,424 Yeah, that's better. 920 01:37:46,957 --> 01:37:49,578 Yeah well, he's better be aware of our powers. 921 01:37:49,603 --> 01:37:51,670 I'm very aware of these powers. 922 01:37:55,805 --> 01:37:56,892 Yes. 923 01:38:20,605 --> 01:38:21,605 Yes. 924 01:38:40,812 --> 01:38:43,713 Do you wanna see what our real pussies feels like? 925 01:38:43,794 --> 01:38:45,079 Absolutely. 926 01:38:46,403 --> 01:38:48,338 He's definitely never had any. 927 01:38:49,151 --> 01:38:50,832 Let me see that pussy. 928 01:38:51,725 --> 01:38:53,525 OK, but I'm gonna go first. 929 01:39:03,116 --> 01:39:04,521 Oh yes. 930 01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:07,027 Yes. 931 01:39:07,141 --> 01:39:08,142 Yes. 932 01:39:10,432 --> 01:39:11,530 Oh yeah. 933 01:39:18,141 --> 01:39:19,948 Yes. Yes. 934 01:39:19,973 --> 01:39:20,973 Oh yes. 935 01:39:33,425 --> 01:39:34,425 Yeah. 936 01:39:34,839 --> 01:39:36,186 Yeah? 937 01:39:39,811 --> 01:39:41,491 You feel that supercock? 938 01:39:44,786 --> 01:39:45,787 Yeah. 939 01:39:46,780 --> 01:39:48,118 Just ride it. 940 01:39:48,274 --> 01:39:49,454 Yeah, ride it. 941 01:39:53,537 --> 01:39:54,537 Yes? 942 01:39:59,657 --> 01:40:00,657 Yes. 943 01:40:01,331 --> 01:40:02,332 Yes. 944 01:40:04,612 --> 01:40:06,289 Yes. Yes. 945 01:40:08,949 --> 01:40:10,189 Oh yeah. 946 01:40:17,386 --> 01:40:18,386 Yes. 947 01:40:18,673 --> 01:40:19,674 Yes. 948 01:40:23,775 --> 01:40:25,458 Yes. Yes. 949 01:40:33,046 --> 01:40:35,137 Oh yeah. 950 01:40:35,333 --> 01:40:37,558 Yes. Yes. Yes. 951 01:40:38,070 --> 01:40:41,062 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 952 01:40:42,342 --> 01:40:43,343 Yeah. 953 01:40:45,570 --> 01:40:46,570 Yeah. 954 01:40:47,464 --> 01:40:48,655 Oh fuck. 955 01:40:53,977 --> 01:40:54,977 Oh yeah. 956 01:40:55,084 --> 01:40:56,084 Yes. 957 01:40:59,077 --> 01:41:01,211 Oh yes. Stick it right in there. 958 01:41:05,060 --> 01:41:06,678 Oh yes. 959 01:41:07,043 --> 01:41:08,472 Oh fuck yeah. 960 01:41:11,272 --> 01:41:12,310 Oh yeah. 961 01:41:12,619 --> 01:41:13,619 Yeah. 962 01:41:14,888 --> 01:41:15,888 Yes. 963 01:41:19,291 --> 01:41:20,291 Yes. 964 01:41:22,690 --> 01:41:23,690 Yes. 965 01:41:24,697 --> 01:41:25,697 Yeah. 966 01:41:34,423 --> 01:41:35,424 Yes. 967 01:41:37,277 --> 01:41:38,762 Oh yeah. 968 01:41:39,784 --> 01:41:40,784 Yeah. 969 01:41:48,279 --> 01:41:49,279 Yes. 970 01:41:51,254 --> 01:41:52,255 Yes. 971 01:41:54,949 --> 01:41:57,682 Yes. Oh yes. Yeah. 972 01:41:57,707 --> 01:41:59,788 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 973 01:42:03,963 --> 01:42:04,963 Oh fuck. 974 01:42:06,757 --> 01:42:07,757 Yes. 975 01:42:08,191 --> 01:42:09,192 Yes. 976 01:42:11,201 --> 01:42:12,202 Yes. 977 01:42:13,002 --> 01:42:14,002 Yeah. 978 01:42:16,495 --> 01:42:17,603 Yes. 979 01:42:20,452 --> 01:42:23,235 Oh fuck, yeah. 980 01:42:23,343 --> 01:42:24,343 Fuck. 981 01:42:24,470 --> 01:42:25,470 Fuck yes. 982 01:42:30,092 --> 01:42:31,092 Yes! 983 01:42:33,841 --> 01:42:35,751 Make me cum. Make me cum. 984 01:42:37,594 --> 01:42:38,594 Oh yeah. 985 01:42:39,496 --> 01:42:40,652 Yeah. Yeah. 986 01:42:40,676 --> 01:42:41,884 Oh fuck. 987 01:42:42,189 --> 01:42:43,190 Yeah. 988 01:42:43,297 --> 01:42:44,805 Yeah, yeah. 989 01:42:50,704 --> 01:42:53,107 Yes. Yes. Yes. 990 01:42:58,094 --> 01:42:59,949 Oh fuck. 991 01:43:04,281 --> 01:43:06,415 Too bad Daphne doesn't have tits. 992 01:43:18,216 --> 01:43:20,129 Yes. Yes. 993 01:43:23,187 --> 01:43:25,566 Fuck. Fuck. 994 01:43:29,414 --> 01:43:31,532 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 995 01:43:31,722 --> 01:43:34,122 Looks like he's about to cum early. 996 01:43:34,810 --> 01:43:36,330 We can't have that. 997 01:43:38,521 --> 01:43:39,521 You did? 998 01:43:40,501 --> 01:43:41,754 Must be lonely. 999 01:43:44,625 --> 01:43:45,625 Yes. 1000 01:43:46,003 --> 01:43:47,443 Come here Captain. 1001 01:43:52,712 --> 01:43:53,712 Yes. 1002 01:43:54,294 --> 01:43:55,295 Oh Captain. 1003 01:44:04,424 --> 01:44:06,105 Yes, come closer to me. 1004 01:44:07,222 --> 01:44:08,222 Yeah. 1005 01:44:14,027 --> 01:44:16,048 Fuck that feels so good. 1006 01:44:17,721 --> 01:44:19,302 Oh yeah. 1007 01:44:21,013 --> 01:44:22,640 Oh yes. 1008 01:44:23,136 --> 01:44:26,943 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck it just like that. 1009 01:44:27,017 --> 01:44:28,397 Just like that. 1010 01:44:30,930 --> 01:44:32,611 Fuck that feels so good. 1011 01:44:33,998 --> 01:44:35,118 Feels so good. 1012 01:44:36,392 --> 01:44:37,392 Oh fuck. 1013 01:44:42,731 --> 01:44:45,001 Fuck it just like that. 1014 01:44:45,431 --> 01:44:46,632 Just like that. 1015 01:45:04,239 --> 01:45:05,239 Yes. 1016 01:45:07,953 --> 01:45:08,953 Yeah? 1017 01:45:10,624 --> 01:45:12,203 Yes, yes. 1018 01:45:14,450 --> 01:45:15,450 Yes. 1019 01:45:16,051 --> 01:45:17,052 Oh fuck. 1020 01:45:21,352 --> 01:45:23,032 Your fingers in my pussy. 1021 01:45:23,092 --> 01:45:24,093 Yeah. 1022 01:45:25,115 --> 01:45:26,115 Yeah. 1023 01:45:29,736 --> 01:45:30,737 Fuck. 1024 01:45:32,752 --> 01:45:34,941 Yeah, yeah. 1025 01:45:35,140 --> 01:45:37,487 Yeah, yeah. 1026 01:45:38,342 --> 01:45:40,809 -Oh yes. -I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum. 1027 01:45:40,834 --> 01:45:43,502 Yeah. You're gonna cum? You're gonna fucking cum? 1028 01:45:43,527 --> 01:45:45,861 You're gonna cum all over his cock? 1029 01:45:48,341 --> 01:45:49,960 Ah, yes. 1030 01:45:50,468 --> 01:45:51,469 Yes. 1031 01:45:51,549 --> 01:45:52,549 Yes. 1032 01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:55,840 Yes. 1033 01:45:57,453 --> 01:45:58,454 Yes. 1034 01:46:01,057 --> 01:46:03,937 Yeah, so good getting fucked. 1035 01:46:09,551 --> 01:46:10,551 Oh fuck. 1036 01:46:12,742 --> 01:46:14,744 Yeah. Keep going. 1037 01:46:14,769 --> 01:46:15,770 Yes. 1038 01:46:15,856 --> 01:46:16,856 Yes. 1039 01:46:16,881 --> 01:46:17,881 Yes. 1040 01:46:17,906 --> 01:46:19,665 Yeah. Yeah. 1041 01:46:22,150 --> 01:46:23,150 Yeah. 1042 01:46:23,371 --> 01:46:24,371 Yes. 1043 01:46:25,266 --> 01:46:27,176 Yes. Yeah. 1044 01:46:32,263 --> 01:46:34,396 Fuck that feels so fucking good. 1045 01:46:37,672 --> 01:46:42,111 Shit! Fuck! That's going to make me cum! Oh my fucking God yeah. 1046 01:46:42,286 --> 01:46:43,572 Yeah, yeah. yeah. 1047 01:46:43,597 --> 01:46:45,700 Please keep doing it. Please keep doing it. 1048 01:46:48,883 --> 01:46:50,998 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1049 01:46:51,023 --> 01:46:53,627 Yeah, yeah. 1050 01:46:55,952 --> 01:46:57,756 Oh yeah. Yeah. 1051 01:47:03,981 --> 01:47:04,981 Yes. 1052 01:47:06,482 --> 01:47:07,482 Yes. 1053 01:47:08,251 --> 01:47:09,251 Yes. 1054 01:47:10,652 --> 01:47:11,652 Yeah. 1055 01:47:13,161 --> 01:47:14,841 Here's your sweet cum. 1056 01:47:20,370 --> 01:47:21,370 Yes. 1057 01:47:25,084 --> 01:47:26,524 Sharing is caring. 1058 01:47:28,780 --> 01:47:29,980 Let's share it. 1059 01:47:30,005 --> 01:47:31,006 Yeah. 1060 01:47:34,484 --> 01:47:38,434 I know we just met but, you can fuck me all the time. 1061 01:47:45,897 --> 01:47:46,897 Yes. 1062 01:47:50,180 --> 01:47:52,327 -Yes. Yes. -Turn around. 1063 01:47:52,481 --> 01:47:53,829 -Turn around. -Yes. 1064 01:47:57,482 --> 01:47:59,283 Let me see that cute pussy. 1065 01:48:04,275 --> 01:48:05,276 Of course. 1066 01:48:08,581 --> 01:48:09,581 Yes. 1067 01:48:10,401 --> 01:48:11,402 Yes. 1068 01:48:21,505 --> 01:48:23,538 Yes. Yeah. 1069 01:48:23,799 --> 01:48:25,087 Yes. Just like that. 1070 01:48:25,112 --> 01:48:27,414 -I want you to sit on my face. -Yeah? 1071 01:48:31,295 --> 01:48:32,296 Yes. 1072 01:48:35,016 --> 01:48:36,017 Yes. 1073 01:48:42,309 --> 01:48:44,176 You're making my legs shake. 1074 01:48:50,510 --> 01:48:53,293 You like the way I ride your face like that? 1075 01:48:53,317 --> 01:48:54,317 Yeah. 1076 01:48:55,409 --> 01:48:57,210 This feels so fucking good. 1077 01:48:58,729 --> 01:48:59,831 It looks good. 1078 01:49:03,117 --> 01:49:04,117 Yes. 1079 01:49:14,712 --> 01:49:16,519 Yeah. Yeah. 1080 01:49:20,010 --> 01:49:21,010 Get up. 1081 01:49:21,610 --> 01:49:22,610 Turn around. 1082 01:49:23,598 --> 01:49:25,731 Wow, he's calling the shots now? 1083 01:49:27,626 --> 01:49:29,200 Hey listen, this is my favorite. 1084 01:49:29,225 --> 01:49:31,580 He can call the shots if he makes me cum. 1085 01:49:33,308 --> 01:49:34,876 Oh fuck. 1086 01:49:36,415 --> 01:49:37,616 Before he does. 1087 01:49:45,105 --> 01:49:46,105 Yes. 1088 01:49:55,620 --> 01:49:56,620 Yeah. 1089 01:49:59,405 --> 01:50:03,537 What do you think? You like that? Your cock sliding in and out of a natural pussy? 1090 01:50:04,042 --> 01:50:05,042 So good. 1091 01:50:05,226 --> 01:50:06,226 Yes. 1092 01:50:12,425 --> 01:50:13,593 Oh yes. 1093 01:50:13,811 --> 01:50:15,136 Yes, yes, yes. 1094 01:50:17,727 --> 01:50:19,100 Holy shit. 1095 01:50:24,027 --> 01:50:25,028 Oh fuck! 1096 01:50:25,754 --> 01:50:26,754 Fuck! 1097 01:50:31,241 --> 01:50:33,118 Fuck that feels so good. 1098 01:50:45,653 --> 01:50:46,653 Oh yeah. 1099 01:50:49,129 --> 01:50:50,129 Yes. 1100 01:50:50,250 --> 01:50:52,229 Just put your fingers in like that. 1101 01:50:54,041 --> 01:50:55,255 Oh fuck. 1102 01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:56,281 Yeah. 1103 01:50:57,537 --> 01:50:58,537 Yeah. 1104 01:50:58,562 --> 01:51:00,486 Yes. 1105 01:51:00,538 --> 01:51:01,538 Yeah. 1106 01:51:01,563 --> 01:51:02,564 You're so yummy. 1107 01:51:02,746 --> 01:51:03,991 Oh fuck. 1108 01:51:04,046 --> 01:51:05,534 I wanna taste mine. 1109 01:51:09,046 --> 01:51:10,846 Oh so good. 1110 01:51:14,154 --> 01:51:16,216 -You're gonna make me cum aren't you? -Yeah. 1111 01:51:16,349 --> 01:51:19,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1112 01:51:24,240 --> 01:51:25,660 Yes. Yes. 1113 01:51:25,685 --> 01:51:28,272 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1114 01:51:28,297 --> 01:51:30,942 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1115 01:51:43,859 --> 01:51:44,859 Oh fuck. 1116 01:52:03,884 --> 01:52:05,818 I wanna ask if you want to taste our pussies, 1117 01:52:05,843 --> 01:52:08,699 but you can't with your burned face. 1118 01:52:15,554 --> 01:52:16,554 Yes. 1119 01:52:16,961 --> 01:52:17,962 Yes. 1120 01:52:36,687 --> 01:52:37,687 Yes. 1121 01:52:41,469 --> 01:52:43,578 Yeah. Yeah. 1122 01:52:43,603 --> 01:52:49,294 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Fucking cum. Take that. 1123 01:52:49,875 --> 01:52:51,714 Yeah. Yeah. 1124 01:52:52,377 --> 01:52:54,133 Holy shit balls. 1125 01:52:54,472 --> 01:52:56,011 Is everywhere. 1126 01:53:02,076 --> 01:53:03,076 Yes. 1127 01:53:36,599 --> 01:53:37,773 And cut! 1128 01:53:38,494 --> 01:53:41,895 Beautiful, that was amazing. Awesome. 1129 01:53:42,884 --> 01:53:47,077 Hey uh, weren't we supposed to have Jennifer lining up Ana Foxxx in this scene? 1130 01:53:47,102 --> 01:53:50,795 Si, maestro, si, valuable comment. 1131 01:53:52,390 --> 01:53:55,197 DP pussycat. You were magnificent. 1132 01:53:56,209 --> 01:54:00,279 Girls I think you have great potential. 1133 01:54:00,304 --> 01:54:03,676 But you need the right person, the right guidance, 1134 01:54:03,701 --> 01:54:06,476 the right hand to steer you towards stardom. 1135 01:54:06,588 --> 01:54:11,484 Now for a small monthly fee I can be that hand, alright? 1136 01:54:11,602 --> 01:54:15,489 You know, I remember back in the 60s where I was working with Brando... 1137 01:54:15,514 --> 01:54:18,104 ...and I said Marlon I could take you to the top... 1138 01:54:18,394 --> 01:54:21,265 Oh my fucking God! 1139 01:54:21,290 --> 01:54:25,376 I can't stand him. 1140 01:54:26,448 --> 01:54:29,630 ...we worked with him on that. Then we worked with Miles Minelly, John... 1141 01:54:32,801 --> 01:54:34,639 Holy shit balls! 1142 01:54:35,302 --> 01:54:36,641 Nice. 1143 01:54:40,905 --> 01:54:45,806 Alright guys, I think I am finally at full power. 1144 01:54:46,519 --> 01:54:51,619 You know what that means? Is unstoppable ass kicker time. 1145 01:54:53,310 --> 01:54:58,517 You know, like we did at the end of Thor. And Thor:Ragnarok. 1146 01:55:00,505 --> 01:55:06,117 Anyways I gotta go kill the "Snapper", before he turns you all to dust. 1147 01:55:07,201 --> 01:55:11,022 See you in the sequel. Captain Marvel out. 1148 01:55:13,532 --> 01:55:14,912 Bye. 1149 01:55:20,417 --> 01:55:23,818 Might be a good idea for you to come and check our school. 1150 01:55:23,843 --> 01:55:27,326 I have a feeling you're gonna like Rouge. 1151 01:55:30,516 --> 01:55:36,126 Well Red, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 72806

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