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Hey, you all right?
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It's like you've been
somewhere else all week.
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I'm fine, I just...
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It's family stuff. I don't
really want to get into it.
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Well, today is about you.
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Here.
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Happy birthday.
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That's the new one.
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It's all white, so I figured,
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you know, it's gonna go with everything.
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Thanks.
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I mean, if you don't like it...
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No, it's just...
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Brady, I always wear this one.
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You know it's my grandfather's.
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Yeah, but that one
doesn't even tell time.
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Here, come on, just...
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Try this one on.
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Here.
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Just like that.
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Now, come on.
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Is that not perfect?
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Here. I'll just put this...
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in here.
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Are you ready?
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Let's get this over with.
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What's up, man?
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Alright, okay. And stop.
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Take it off.
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Surprise!
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What?
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Oh, HBD, bitch.
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- Almost legal.
- Something to look forward to.
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Hey.
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Happy birthday, T.
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- Like, way to turn up 17 in style.
- Thanks for coming.
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- Hey!
- Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday to my baby!
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- Thank you for everything, Mom.
- We pulled it off, didn't we?
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And just wait for the sunset.
It's gonna be perfect.
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Oh, there's my birthday girl.
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Were you surprised?
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Continuously.
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Wait, Tabby.
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I didn't get one of you smiling.
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Can we redo your entrance, please?
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- Seriously?
- Yes, come on. It'll be quick.
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Please. I wanna post a good one.
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- I'll just take one with Brady and I.
- Okay.
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All right. Ready?
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Smile!
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With teeth.
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Why does coming here make me
want to steal more than ever?
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Work the steps, mama.
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So, is anyone good playing
at Paper Tiger tonight?
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Private party.
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So, where is the third Musketeer?
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If you're referring to Tabitha,
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she's hosting her own party tonight.
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It's her sour 17.
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You're tough, Moe.
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Seriously, she doesn't seem so bad.
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What's the deal with her boyfriend?
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Who cares? What is
this, the Tabitha hour?
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I don't know. Is it weird
that she didn't invite us?
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No, it would be weird if we were.
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You couldn't pay me to go to that party.
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Actually, paying me would be the
only way you can get me to go.
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Yeah, speaking of getting paid...
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I gotta head to work. See you around.
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Later, man.
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Okay, the thought of you Insta-stalking
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this party all night is just too sad.
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Come on.
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You're taking me to your house
for a good old-fashioned hang.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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I need food. And tea that
doesn't taste like pee.
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- A toast to the birthday girl.
- Yay!
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Just one, since it's a special occasion.
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Oh, yeah. See? That's the good stuff.
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I like how you roll.
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- Nothing but the best.
- Hm.
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Brady, do the honors.
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Absolutely.
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To Tabitha.
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To all the women in our lives...
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who make us better men.
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You don't make it easy, but I love you.
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Happy birthday.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Ooh. It's pretty good.
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It's pretty good.
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Hey, pace yourself.
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Oh, no, it's okay.
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- I got her.
- Tabby...
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hold on to this one.
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Yeah. Maybe one day, we can
be just like you and Mom.
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Hey.
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- You okay?
- I'm fine.
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I just need some fresh air.
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And this I got from Forever 21.
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And this is from Bed Bath & Beyond.
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So, you've been busy.
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Yeah, I got a little carried
away with my last haul.
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You can have this if you want.
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Thanks.
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So, at the meetings, when you said
you've only lifted a few times,
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I'm guessing that was a
bit of an understatement.
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Don't you lie in there?
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Good point.
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Sometimes, I just like
looking at all of it together.
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Do you ever do that?
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Dude.
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You're kind of intense.
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What did you, like, pack
this up when you moved?
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I find it oddly calming.
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People, places, they come and go, but...
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objects stay, you know?
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Why? What do you do with your stash?
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I'm...
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less of a hoarder.
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I usually just, like,
use whatever I take.
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Oh, my God.
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The look on Tabitha's face
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when you flashed this was
literally life-affirming.
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What's the deal with you two?
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You used to be friends?
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Yeah, in, like, grade school.
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What happened?
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I don't know, man.
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She changed, I changed. It
was a really long time ago.
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So...
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you guys didn't have a
fight or anything? Just...
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stopped being friends?
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Yeah, something like that.
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So, um...
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- how is the snack game around here?
- Oh.
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Rad.
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This fridge is sending me
a lot of mixed messages.
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Okay, I see you, dinosaur kale.
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Kombucha in four flavors
feels like overkill.
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Generic string cheese
and generic soy milk.
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Honestly shocked, but processing.
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Oh, but you've got the
homemade almond milk, so...
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kinda saves it a bit.
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Where does your dad keep his snacks?
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Huh?
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In the garage? I bet
he secret-eats Cheetos.
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I hide them under the sink.
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Oh.
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- Hi...
- Hey.
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- ... sir.
- Call me Doug.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to
sneak up on you ladies.
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- Dad!
- What?
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Your... pants.
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Oh, I just went for
a ride to Tryon Creek.
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Oh, next time, you should
go to Kelly Point Park.
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It's a tougher ride, but the
hidden beach is so dope.
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It's definitely worth it.
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I've been trying to get
this one to go with me
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to Kelley Point for weeks now.
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I'm not going anywhere
with you dressed like that.
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Sometimes you gotta go all in.
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She gets me.
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Hm?
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Uh... El, maybe your girlfriend
would like to stay for dinner?
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I mean, your friend,
you know, that's a girl.
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Or maybe you're more than
friends. Either way, I'm cool.
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We're not staying for dinner.
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Yo, can I get a sink Cheeto?
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Thanks.
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But of course, the other
problem with going to Japan
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is that it really ruins
sushi when you come back.
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- Um, Auntie Cathy, I'm, I'm just gonna...
- Oh, go. I need a refill.
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What else is new, right?
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♪ Blinded by faith and devotion ♪
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♪ Shade the fire inside our hearts ♪
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♪ Ties that we've made
have been broken by ♪
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♪ The lies that pull us apart ♪
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♪ Time that we take will be stolen ♪
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♪ From a dream that was almost ours ♪
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That was harsh.
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I know, right? He's so embarrassing.
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No, I mean you.
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Doug seems pretty chill.
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What?
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I just find it weird that
you, of all people,
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think my lame dad is chill.
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What can I say? I'm a paradox.
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Besides, old people kind of annoy
me less than high school people.
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I don't think there's anyone
more annoying than my dad.
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I take it you guys aren't close.
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My parents divorced when I was six.
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And my dad was kind of
floundering back in Albuquerque.
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Then he got a job offer here, so...
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The old career escape hatch.
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It's like the harder he tries,
the more he bothers me.
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And seeing him being Mr. Perfect Dad
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to my step-brother is maddening.
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It's like...
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where were you the last ten years?
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Well, he definitely spent a solid
amount of time buying spandex.
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Ew.
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Don't remind me.
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Yeah.
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My dad...
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hasn't exactly been around.
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So...
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shout out to deadbeat dads.
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Do you see him?
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No.
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That sucks.
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It is what it is.
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My mom's a fucking hero, though.
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Yeah, and now that my
brother's away, it's...
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just the two of us.
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You doing all right over here?
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Yeah.
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I'm fine.
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Well, you know that watch
looks great on you, right?
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Now, you'll never have
an excuse to miss any of my texts.
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Perfect.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- You know it's my birthday.
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You can lighten up for one night.
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Why is it always something with you?
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I mean, we're throwing
you this huge-ass party
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and you're acting like a spoiled brat.
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This is my favorite version of you.
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I don't want to fight
tonight. Let's just...
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Can you stop?
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- What?
- Listen, I mean it, Brady.
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- Come on.
- Jesus!
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What is your problem? Come on, relax.
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Get the fuck off of me, Brady.
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Jesus! Look, I'm just
trying to have a moment.
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- God, you're such a fucking bitch.
- Jesus!
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What are you going to do?
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Throw me off of the boat like
you threw me out of your house?
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- That's not what I was trying...
- Look, don't ever touch me again.
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Okay?
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Tabitha, come on.
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We're so over.
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Welcome to my kind of party.
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Hey, Jackson.
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Sup, Moe? It's been a minute.
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If you miss me, why don't
you just come out and say it?
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Let's catch up later?
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We'll see.
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What's his deal?
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He was friends with
my older brother, Ben.
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- Were you guys ever...
- He got me through a slow patch.
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Oh, there she is.
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Hey, Tabby.
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Hey.
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Have you tried the soft-shell crab yet?
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- It's heaven.
- Yeah, Mom, you...
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- really outdid yourself.
- Oh, you know.
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You were right about the raw
bar. Everybody is loving it.
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Hey.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
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I'm fine.
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What's wrong?
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Brady and I broke up.
264
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,356
But you guys were
fine just a minute ago.
265
00:13:41,381 --> 00:13:43,421
Mom, we haven't been fine for a while.
266
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,156
Everything is so dramatic with you two.
267
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,331
But it's okay. Your
father and I were the same.
268
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,581
Mm-hm. Something I aspire to be.
269
00:13:53,057 --> 00:13:54,767
Look, you guys will work it out.
270
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,352
- You always do Tabitha.
- I don't know.
271
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,837
Maybe there's a reason
that we keep on breaking up.
272
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,167
Maybe we're not supposed to be together.
273
00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:04,050
Tabby, don't be so moody.
274
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,404
- You guys are a perfect for each other.
- No, we're not.
275
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,058
Mom, it's complicated.
276
00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:11,775
Look.
277
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,393
Hey.
278
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,731
Hey, hey.
279
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,360
We're all here to celebrate you.
280
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,776
So can you pull it together?
281
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,652
Please?
282
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,357
I promise you, tomorrow
you guys will be fine.
283
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,832
Mom, I don't know if can.
284
00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:30,886
Come on.
285
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:31,911
You can.
286
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,746
Just...
287
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,248
take a deep breath,
288
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,422
put a smile on that pretty face and...
289
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,132
enjoy your party.
290
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,215
Come here.
291
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:48,551
All right, ready?
292
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:57,940
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
293
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:02,738
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
294
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:08,783
♪ Happy Birthday, dear Tabitha ♪
295
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:13,576
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
296
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,608
Yeah. That was the best
part. Do you remember that?
297
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,395
- You see that?
- Mm-hm.
298
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,486
Yeah, like...
299
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,122
Beer?
300
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,542
Yes, thank you.
301
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,794
I'm Sam.
302
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,263
Elodie.
303
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,804
- Shotgun it.
- I don't know how.
304
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,855
Oh, man, you left me hanging.
305
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,210
Hello?
306
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,017
What?
307
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,382
That girl was totally
trying to vibe with you.
308
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,758
- What? No.
- She...
309
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,380
What do you mean?
310
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,876
She was flirting.
311
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,303
She's flirting right now with her eyes.
312
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,389
Dude, this is exactly what you need.
313
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,022
Someone to target practice on.
314
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,888
Low stakes, high reward.
315
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:41,891
I don't know.
316
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,352
Just go over and talk to her, okay?
317
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,478
But try not to embarrass
yourself this time.
318
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,567
Go.
319
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,235
You got this.
320
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,598
You okay?
321
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,475
Can we not, Dad?
322
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,226
Fair enough.
323
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,983
You don't want to talk to your
old man about boy problems.
324
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,622
You know what I was thinking about?
325
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,253
That time in Vail.
You were seven, maybe.
326
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,054
I was six.
327
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,178
We somehow wound up on the Back Bowls.
328
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,101
And I thought I was going to have
to carry you down the whole way.
329
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:01,637
But you did it.
330
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,768
You remember what I told you?
331
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,727
Turn-by-turn.
332
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,896
God, time flies.
333
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,819
Yeah.
334
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,823
I guess all the clichés are true.
335
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,370
So, what's up with you?
336
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:23,428
Hm?
337
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,463
Why are you always at
the office these days?
338
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,667
It's nothing you need to worry about.
339
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,706
Speaking of, I got to make a call.
340
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,301
I love you, princess.
341
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,566
- Yo, Moe.
- Yo.
342
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:01,948
So, uh...
343
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,582
you wanna take a walk in
the woods or something?
344
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,422
As thrilling as that sounds,
345
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,751
I think I'm gonna pass.
346
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,631
You know, I mean, like, for sex.
347
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,965
Yeah, I got it.
348
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,553
It's still a no.
349
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,430
But offer appreciated.
350
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,557
Okay.
351
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,739
We were out in the middle of the
desert for this eclipse and...
352
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,204
turns out I got the date totally wrong.
353
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,613
Jeez.
354
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,700
You're cute.
355
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,212
I am?
356
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,424
So, where do you go to school?
357
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,730
Are you okay?
358
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,019
Yeah.
359
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,148
Thank you.
360
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,027
All right.
361
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:23,990
Cool.
362
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,121
Okay.
363
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,072
So what happened back there?
364
00:21:38,189 --> 00:21:40,649
I don't know. We kissed
and I was bad at it.
365
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,684
Like, spectacularly bad.
366
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,179
So? It was just a kiss.
367
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,239
So awkward having someone
else's tongue in your mouth.
368
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,564
It was probably her.
369
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,386
It was maybe you.
370
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,941
But 90% probably her.
371
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,062
You think so?
372
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,480
For sure.
373
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,360
Bye! Get home safe.
374
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,348
Damn.
375
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,362
Portland gives great view.
376
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,658
Feels like I've been
holding my breath for months.
377
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,754
You're doing a lot
better than you think.
378
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,830
Sorry we ditched your friends.
379
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,843
Could've been worse.
380
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:05,223
We could've been stuck on
Tabitha's birthday boat.
381
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,554
And you strike me as a kind
of girl that gets sea sick.
382
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,720
Is it that obvious?
383
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:13,432
Yeah.
384
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,579
Do you think her party was fun?
385
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,963
It was good for, like...
386
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,923
a long time.
387
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,720
And I thought I had, like,
the perfect boyfriend.
388
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,470
But...
389
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,217
the past few months, it feels
like everything's changed.
390
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,192
Like that night at the party?
391
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,654
Yeah.
392
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,648
Fuck him.
393
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,402
I just...
394
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,412
I don't understand how I got here.
395
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,407
None of this is your fault.
396
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,492
You know that, right?
397
00:24:55,777 --> 00:24:58,500
Yeah, but seeing Brady and
my dad together at dinner,
398
00:24:58,525 --> 00:25:00,221
it's just way too much.
399
00:25:00,448 --> 00:25:01,742
Have you talked to your dad yet?
400
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,392
I don't even know what I would say.
401
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,460
It's...
402
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,464
I don't even know if I
want to know the truth.
403
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,136
I've spent my entire
life looking up to my dad.
404
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,480
And now, he just feels like...
405
00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:24,516
like a stranger.
406
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,108
I just never want to
grow up like my parents.
407
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,411
You did the right thing.
408
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,450
You ended it.
409
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,203
Yeah.
410
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,620
It's really over.
411
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:51,650
Promise me you guys won't say
anything about what Brady did.
412
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,425
- No, of course not.
- Promise.
413
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,362
Oh, my God.
414
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,317
- How could he?
- What?
415
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:25,708
He is so fucking dead.
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