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Ah, ah, ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

I'm really damn good-for-nothing.

Even though I have many
things I'm thinking.

I cannot say anything.

You're really so cool like a figure.

Hey, can I touch you too?

So smooth.

I wanted to touch a blond
hair even only once.

Even though if wanting too
much is not good for me.

To think that there are too many
things I cannot reach that I want.

It's barbaric to just live in instinct.

It's too barbaric that I can't accept it.

Because if I stayed barbaric
and married Ichi (First/One),

I'll definitely won't be happy.

Even on the wedding day, so that
Ichi won't change his mind,

I have to continue to stay
on guard to not be barbaric.

I can enjoy happiness if it's like that.

At that point, if it's Ni (Second/Two),

I would be able to enjoy the
ceremony as if it's someone else's.

I will leave the chapel
as I wear my dress, and

I don't understand it
but I go down a hill.

I will selfishly neglect Ni.

Then play with the waves.

Then wearing a decollete dress, I laugh
where my shoulders go up and down.

I can enjoy my time as a bride.

But in the end...

I love Ichi.

[ Katte ni Furuetero
Tremble All You Want ]

I'll leave this to you.

You've got it wrong.

What?

Here.

Whoa, you're right!

This would mean that one
plus one equals one. Oh wow!

Well, I'm glad it's not
related to the project.

Or else, the money would be
changed to hundreds of millions.

It won't be a joke.

Whoopsie.

I'm moving a hundred million now.
I guess my nerve's weak.

I only slept three hours last night.

That's bad, that's bad.

Whoops.

Ah, I broke it.

There.

Let me borrow the pencil.

He should've said "I've returned it".

Now, now, don't get angry, Yoshika.

I'm not angry, I'm despising.

Whoa, how scary. He's belittling
accounting after all.

He is belittling it.

Huh? Is a power stone no good?

Huh? I haven't said anything yet.

You're probably think
love's prayer is foolish.

What? Is it Dekisugi/Hardworker
from sale department 1?

Takasugi!

I thought you were joking.

To think that you'll
like someone within the

company, no, where your
emotions will be moved

is amazing. It's great.

What? It's normal.

Well, I want to separate love and work.

You're earnest after all.

To think you still like someone since
8th grade. That's unthinkable.

That's because you don't know Ichi.

It's unthinkable who might it be.
May it be one or two.

Two?

- Two?
- Two?

I'm gonna turn off the lights.

Stop that.

No way! My baid hair was said

to be like a dog and said it's cute.

- Were you wondering about that?
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

What is it, oh? Ichi, oh?

You're all wet, oh! Let's wipe it, oh! Oh!

Oh? Oh...

Why a prince?

Be...

Be-cause it's a natural born prince.

What a weird hairdo.

Ichi! Let's play soccer!

Okay.

Did you know?

I saw you blinking just now.

What?!

Is your eyes snapping while
giving a massage a mannerism?

What? You can tell? That's amazing.

- It's fieldview.
- Field view?

It's viewing at the ends of the
field of vision, "fieldview".

It's my coined word.

When I was in middle school, I
was looking at Ichi like that.

Okay.

I was concerned that
everyone would tease Ichi.

There are people like that who
are like cat teaser toys.

But Ichi is not a cat
teaser toy but a prince.

That's why I purposely
distance myself to Ichi.

From what I understand, you have
a special relationship with him.

Yes. I'm the only one who has that
kind of special relationship with...

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

It must be tiring to have
that kind of understanding.

That is indeed tiring.

If someone finds out that

the "Airhead Prince" comics
is modeled after Ichi,

people would think I'm indecent.

I was actually anxious about it,
but it was just needless anxiety.

Thanks to my lack of drawing skills?

Oh my, how modest.

No, it's not something to be complimented.

Just self-satisfaction?

It's something like when turning around
once, and think going here, I go dizzy.

It's the pride when leaving
it to my instincts

and excitedly swarm Ichi
thinking I'm special.

When he was in my line of sight
round the clock, I was the only one

who set Ichi free when he was dumbfounded.

I see. So that's what the progress is for.

Yes, progress!

I love him that's why I want to see him.

I want to see him but it's
necessary he must not notice

is the progress I have made.

I will mobilize all the
muscles around my eyeballs.

Try doing it.

Fieldview.

Viewing at the ends of the field of vision.

It's difficult.

You should erase your
presence that you exist.

You'll get better catch
in fishing for sure.

See, it's like this. See here, that's it.

I can now see you being cheerful
like this where I am now.

This here, this, this.

Something this personal

would normally be posted in SNS.

But I can't.

Because I don't have the courage
to announce these private affairs

to the world where I'm not
even just a millimeter high.

I think I'm ashamed rather
than being courageous.

[ List of Extinct Animals ]

[ Dodo ]

[ Ammonite ]

Yes?

We have a package for Ms Yoshika
Eto to Ms Yoshika Eto's address.

Ah, okay.

Since it's heavy should I take this inside?

It's alright, please leave it there.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

This is bad. I also lack sleep today.
I am completely a slave of Wikipedia.

Were you reading the list
of extinct animals again?

Yeah, there are species that
are now impossible to exist

have disappeared from the
world because of humans.

And humanity is crushed
with feelings of guilt.

I cannot sleep even if I raise my pillow.

Just kidding! I slept peacefully.

Well, if I had to say, I'm also a
living thing that is near extinction.

Besides, I received the package.

You know, the ammonite fossil.

Oh! The one on sale from the museum?

Yeah, it was really a good idea I
was a spectator in the usual place.

Ammonite fossils' weights are completely
different depending on their era and place.

Weight is important.

But... aren't they expensive?

No, that's not it.

Ah, if there are abnormal
winding, it is very expensive.

But abnormal windings are beyond reach.

Especially for a pink collar office worker.

Of course.

Oh well!

How do you think this is read?

Hm?

One?

Two.

It's two.

Two/Ni?

Ah, it's from Ni.

I will complain in the drinking party
with the sales department tomorrow.

Yay, yay.

Good luck!

Huh? You normally would go, right?

No, I can't. It's Friday, right?
"Tamori Club" is on.

Ah, did you know? I heard that Mr Takahashi

from the planning department carries 16
towels during the program, Mishearing Hour.

Takahashi sure is a god.

You can just record it.

I will of course record it.

Then you should come.

You'll be fine alone, Ma'am Kurumi.

I understand. I was also like that.

What is?

Ah, no. That's not it.

You're probably mocking me why I'm
devoting my life with love, right?

I also got Ichi after all.

Because I'm in love with Ichi every
time I summon him in my brain.

I'm fairly an idiot.

Then if I say I'm going to
confess tomorrow, will you come?

- Really?
- Really.

Ah... I'll go.

Yay!

I wanna see Dekisugi/Hardworker fall.

Hey! Don't call him
"Dekisugi/Hardworker" in front of him.

His real name's Too-Much-What?

It's Takasugi!

You really don't remember people's names.

You immediately started calling
them with strange names.

I even laugh when you call
the chief as "Freddie".

I can't even look at him
in his eyes anymore. Ugh.

Well, he was wearing suspenders
with that kind of face.

He was pressing you. And besides,
he was only wearing white.

Stop it.

What do you call your neighbor
at your apartment again?

Ah, Ocarina? Well, that's not
something to puzzle about.

You can see and hear she's Ocarina.

- What's her real name?
- I don't know.

There you go, an urban person.

Guess so.

Ms Tsukishima, is the
rough calculation out?

Bam.

Bam. Is it out? Is it out?

Yes, it's out.

The accounting and sales
are on different floors.

I'm grateful to everyone in the
department who planned this

because there's no opportunity to talk
to each even if we're on the same age.

Um, well...

Because women who do finance are proper,

that I honestly think they
will make a good wife.

You talk too much. Let us drink already.

Hurry.

Okay. Even though I think one
should follow a woman on sales...

Anyway, let us now drink! Cheers!

Cheers!

Takasugi! Good work for today!

You are Tsukishima, right? Good work.

- Seat. Let's talk.
- Excuse me.

Cheers.

Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Is it true that you were at the
cheering club during college?

Oh, you know.

You had that kind of air. Like
a feeling of being cultural?

How is that perspective if the
cultural system is denied shortly?

Me, you, and she are also from
the cultural system, right?

I'm sorry.

Ah, oops. I'm also sorry.

I was also part of the speech club, that's
why I can't help to talk like that.

Looks like people who are
smart have it tough.

By the way, you gained weight.

- That's bad.
- Let me see.

Yuck!

Fuuuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

- What's wrong?
- Fu...

- Ah, I just got an urgent call.
- Oh.

The washroom is inside the restaurant.

Huh?

Ah what? So the washrom
is inside the restaurant.

What? So funny.

Um, Ms Eto...

Do you know me?

Ni.

Two?

Caused you wrote "two"
upside down last time...

Whoa. What? Upside down doing like that?

How funny, it's cute.

Ah...

There's no reception. Might as well leave.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Sorry, sorry. Just let me
take a photo, just a photo.

Sorry!

Okay, okay.

Since I'm sending this picture,

could you tell me your LINE account?

Your QR please.

[ Here's the picture from before. ]

[ Kirisuke ]

[ Ni ]

Okay.

[ Ni ]

Did Ms Midorikawa asked you to write that?

She said she'll check this
once I write 100 times.

65...

It's like from "The Simpsons".

66...

Who's that? A foreigner?

Won't she even notice if you
change something only once?

"The Simpsons" is a cartoon.

In the opening sequence, Bart
always writes like that.

He always writes different
things every time.

It's the first time I started
a conversation with him.

That's brave of you.

I thought I really did it.

I thought I have fallen to a
human who relies on instinct.

I see.

Yeah.

That's why I was so surprised.

You know,

I asked Ichimiya to write
this written apology.

It's always only one thing.

There's a part where he doesn't
regret it at all is mixed up.

See, here.

It says "I'll be late".

All this time since a year ago.
Geez, that boy.

Even though it has become a year,

he remembered what I said.

It made me happy.

I've been summoning Ichi
countless times in my brain.

Geez, that boy.

Ms Midorikawa.

That's not a mischief aimed at you.

How cute.

That mixed up writing

is proof that me and Ichi
are spiritually connected.

That's why, Ms Midorikawa,

don't make it look it's
your own achievement.

Oh well.

It sure is a Saturday afternoon.

It's a beautiful Saturday.

It sure is.

I thought you might be here today,

and you really are.

I sure am.

[ This might be sudden but do you want to
go to a place you want to go tonight? ]

Sorry, sorry. I got lost.

So you're wearing suits.

Because I also went on selling today.

Sorry to leave you alone.

- Here?
- Yeah.

Hey, let me hear stuff about you.

What?

Let me hear what kind
of person you are. Hm?

Ah...

Yoshika Eto. Born in October. Blood type B.
Raised in a snow country. Only child.

No boyfriend. I like extinct animals.

Ah, I like them to that extent that when

I read them at Wikipedia that I
noticed it's already morning.

And you know, the Ammonites
in the Cretaceous period,

evolve too much and turn
to an abnormal shape...

So you don't have a boyfriend!

Huh? Yeah, right now, yeah.

I see. I see.

- Huh? What?
- How about exercise?

Hey, you don't exercise?

No matter how busy I am,

I'll be sure to move my
body before going to sleep.

Body is the capital to
show results at work.

Look at this.

If I do this, my upper part of the
body is fully trained for it.

Even doing this is kinda effective.
This is kinda effective.

And also, for the lower part of the body.

Repeated lateral jump.

- Huh? Isn't that guy cool?
- Repeated lateral jump.

- It's pretty tough though.
- Hey! Hey!

But if you do your best, your
explosive power will rise.

That's really cool.

Huh?

Oh no. You're looking at me so intensely!

Huh?

Anyway, anyway...

Anyway, sorry suddenly for today, okay?

What?

What is this noisy place?!

Huh? You said let's go to
a place I wanted to go.

That's why we went to a club.

Do you usually go to these kind of place?

No, it's my first time. But I've
always been wondering about it.

But I've always been anxious going
alone so I thought it's good timing.

This place has been so
noisy even awhile ago!

I wasn't expecting to go to
this kind of place today.

I'll continue outside.

Outside! Saturday night!

Huh? Ah! I'm sorry. Excuse me.

No, hey, watch it.

Huh? How annoying.

Okay, outside.

Hey.

Huh?

Huh? The station's this way.

Hey.

- Just once.
- What?

Please.

- Just once.
- Oh well.

- Just once.
- Once?

What?

I wub you.

No, wait.

We're... We're..

We're... We're going home, right?

Ah, what the hell? Geez.
This is embarrassing.

Well, it can't be helped. You even
bumped into the crowd at the floor.

Tsk. That's why I don't like
the cheap alcohol over there.

Huh? Could it be you're blaming me?

Here.

Thank you.

Dammit. The schedule have
been messed up. Dammit!

No, no! I won't let that happen!

You know, for today...

with the resolve of a lifetime...

Let's go home.

Your breast...

What?!

You've put a red sticky note

in your right breast, right?

What? Sticky note? When?

Half a year ago?

When the accounting was very busy before
the general shareholders meeting.

At the time when you put
the red sticky note,

you went to our department
to return documents.

Since the time I saw that,

I somehow started to wonder about you.

Even at the drinking party yesterday,

I wanted to naturally get
acquainted with you.

I even asked the first
department to have me open.

What?

Today

there's something I want to
tell you that's why I came.

Ms Eto.

Please go out with me.

- Just once.
- What?

Just once. Only just the tip!

Hmm... Okay!

Chaos.

I'll wait for your answer.

Can you tell? Even if I look like
this, someone just confessed to me!

No wonder! Congratulations!

Thank you very much!

There you are!

I am!

Yay!

It's the first time in my
life someone confessed to me.

Oh!

So sudden! It's actually sudden!

It's so real in a confusing hotel street.

What's an ugly reality at first
glance, may be beautiful after all.

That's beautiful Sunday!

- What did he tell you?
- Huh?

- He said he like you?
- Huh? Hm?

Huh? He didn't say he like me.

Hm? No way. I want to be told that.
That's unfair.

Huh? Isn't it normal to be told that?

Ah...

His feelings of wanting
to date you is rude.

What's that remark exposing
fully the instinct. How savage.

If it's me, I will properly say it.

If that time comes, I will
say it directly to the face.

Look here.

- Look at me.
- Look at me.

To make those words come out of Ichi,

when I continued to endure
using just my fieldview,

I thought of it as a reward.

You really did your best for today.

Look here.

Look at me.

What?!

I-I'm gonna die!

What? What? I'm gonna die!

Ah, let's evacuated! Come on!

No, no, no, no, no...

Don't die!

Don't die!

Don't die!

Don't die!

Don't die!

Don't die!

Die!

Die! Die! Die! Die!

Don't die!

Don't die!

Don't die!

Don't die!

I know.

I won't die yet.

Anyway, as soon as possible,

if we won't do what we must do,

I found out that humans would die!

Humans will die, huh?

Yes. That's why don't just summon
Ichi who is in his gym clothes.

It's alright if it's just a
glance, I have to meet Ichi now

and thought of dying positively.

- Dying in battle, huh?
- Yes!

How fun. There are no clouds
on the moon of the Ukiyo which

throw away the sunny day and
the thought is pure omen.

- How fun.
- How fun.

There are no clouds on the
moon of the Ukiyo which

throw away the sunny day and
the thought is pure omen.

- How fun.
- How fun.

There are no clouds...

Okay!

Okay!

Okay!

Okay!

Okay!

[ Oka Rina ]

My life is dominated by my name.

Isn't a name important?

There she is, there. Rena
Murasakidani who went abroad.

Rena Murasaki...

[ Rena Murasakidani ]

Yay! Idiot!

Idiot! Idiot!

I'll be taking it.

I am now Rena Murasakidani.

I borrowed the name, Murasakidani,
who transferred to America,

and thought of organizing a class reunion.

If I do that, I can naturally
be reunited with Ichi.

I see. You will be able
to naturally reunite.

Yes. I followed the example of Ni who
came up with a drinking party to meet me.

I thought it's a good
idea that Ni did that.

Well, even if I don't pose as someone else,

as long as there's a friend who would
open an opportunity would be fine.

But I don't have that kind of friend.
Ah, wait, I don't even have a friend.

That's not true.

If you made a small fire, first
you'll do is fight the fire.

Second would be to apologize to neighbors
with a resolution to kill oneself.

And third would be to spare time
buying blankets and fix your life.

Because if you die once, it'll be the same.

I want to move the love that I
spent most of my life soon.

You're a cute woman.

God! Please let me see Ichi one more time

before I die!

Oh my, you're wishing to God!

Way the go, girl!

"Even though I'm trying
to call everyone..."

"I haven't been able to contact Ichi yet~."

"Call his parents and ask them, oh, oh~."

Abe oh~ I'm not good with calling, oh~.

Please help me, God, oh~ Oh~ Oh~.

It's rare to hear you asking from God.

It's just like what Akira said
that all women ask from God.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Huh? Who's Akira?
- Takasugi.

Whoa. You really fell for
Dekisugi/Hardworker?

Whoa, I missed the time when he fell.

Hey, since it became like this,

stop calling him with
such a strange nickname.

Even though Akira

wants to be known to be smart, he is cute.

Try acknowledging him.

That sounds nice. You're like a
wife whose proud of her husband.

You sure are in love.

It's better to be in love!

After you left last Friday,

that Ni started to ask stuff about you.

What?

Stuff like where would be best
if he asked you on a date.

It's also a mystery to me.

Since it's a mystery to
me what you usually do,

I said that it's better to
ask the person herself.

Ah, I see. Okay.

Huh? Would it have been better
if he didn't bother you?

Should I tell him not to contact you?

Ah, no, yeah. You see,

he already confessed to me.

What?!

- What? Hey.
- Fast! No way!

What?! No way!

Well, things happened and I
thought I was gonna die.

Love is fatal after all.

What will you do? Will you go out with him?

I have Ichi anyway.

That Ni asked if I would like to go
fishing in Okutama in Christmas.

That's stupid. It's this cold, how stupid.

Okutama! There's a famous waterfalls
that is a spiritual spot.

It is said there's a
rock where a God dwells.

Really?

Recently, with Akira's influence,

I have read that a super
famous follower of the blog

who is the writer of Steve
Jobs' all expose book seems to

come out to be traveling in
secret for a lifetime for sure.

Wait, sorry. I don't
understand who just came out.

You were just asking something from
God awhile ago. You should go!

Well, that was...

Eto, you're trembling.

Here, have this.

Aren't you cold?

Nope, I'm used to it.

I-I'm going to go off a bit.

Ah, washroom?

The other side of the rock
over there seems good.

Ah, no, no, no, no, no! It'll get tangled!

You know.

I wonder if it's alright to ask
your answer to my confession.

Ah, I haven't made up my mind yet.

I sure am in trouble. It's
the loss of being in love.

Making a face of a victim.

Making a face of a victim, making a
face of a victim... Ah! How annoying!

Ah, what is it?

Amazing. Ah~!

Whoa, it's really amazing.

I wonder what it is. I can't believe it.

Ah, hello.

Um, this is Murasakidani who was the
former classmate of Ichimiya...

What? Tokyo?

Ichi is in Tokyo? No way, no way!
Since when?

Ah, but he'll return home
when the year ends, right?

Ah, that's right, a class reunion.

December 30. Yes.

Um, there's no point if Ichimiya
won't be able to attend.

Please make it very sure
that he'll come, God.

I mean, Ma'am.

If you please. Yes. Thank you.

He's in Tokyo!

Ichi is in Tokyo, God!

You took awhile. Are you okay?

Didn't you bring tissues with you?

I thought countless times to look for you.

But I might find you in a strange state.

And I thought I must not do that. Well...

Tokyo's air is refreshing, isn't it?
I didn't know.

I see, I see.

What?

Thank you, Tokyo!

Here's my Christmas gift.

What? Oh no. I didn't prepared anything.

No, it's okay. Don't worry about it.

Hm?

Our memorable item,

red sticky notes.

Thanks.

I'll only use it at important times.

Tokyo's beautiful!

What should we eat? I'm starving.

I'm fine, I'm full anyway.

She's full, so she's full!

Tokyo.

Cold, cold, cold.

Thanks.

My Ocarina, those are legumes, right?

Yes.

Ah, did you properly turn
off your electric stove?

It's alright, I already thrown it away.

Let's have a nice year.

Shock!

I suddenly got a Spanish flu.

Everyone, please have fun!

Rina Murasakidani.

- Oh~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh~
- How nostalgic!

You're stupid as usual, Abe!

Hey, Abe!

Hey, hey, Kimura.

- You're living alone in Ariake?
- Yeah.

Aren't there only tower condos there?

As expected of an IT director.

It's not that I have no choice,

but I also live in a tower.

Tower's amazing! Living
in a tower is amazing!

Ah! Long time no see!

Ah, are you okay? Sorry!

Sorry.

Kaoru!

- I missed you!
- Long time no see.

Long time no see.

I thought it was you, but was wrong.
Who was she again?

Ai! You're joking, right?

Oh, Ichi! You're late, Ichi!

Ichi~ Ichi~.

You know, Murasakidani was so having

a hard time trying to contact you, oh~!

Murasakidani said she caught Spanish flu.
What? That scary.

Ichi~.

Oh~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh~.

Ichi, long time no see. Let's drink here.

Okay, here.

Before anybody else picks,
be sure to pick yourself.

Okay.

Thank you very much!

Hm! Hm? Ah.

Ah, I'm currently working in Tokyo.

Is there anyone else who moved to Tokyo?

Ah, we moved to Tokyo.

Oh, I see. Yeah.

Ah, is there anyone else?

Ichi? Ichi, is that so?!

What the hell, oh~! Say it, oh~!
We could've met, oh~!

Me too! Yes!

Aren't you in Tokorozawa?

Why not?

Tokorozawa's in Saitama you know.

- It's not Tokyo.
- Why not?

Since we're here, why
don't we talk over here.

S-so how about it?

Those who moved to Tokyo, here.

Aren't you in Saitama?

Hey, Ichi, so you moved to Tokyo.
I really didn't know.

That's right, oh~ Why
didn't you tell us, oh~.

Sorry, sorry, sorry...

Since I'll send this, please
tell me your Line accounts.

Line?

Ah, then lets make a group.

I know your Line, Kimura.

- Ah, from there...
- Really?

Ah, why don't we meet in
Tokyo when we return there?

Sounds good, let's meet up.

Ah, then, if it's alright...

- Will you come to my place?
- In your tower condo?

- I wanna go!
- Ah, yes!

- Then come to my place.
- It's decided then.

Ah, I'll go if I can.

What's the point if someone's missing?

- That's right, oh~
- No, that's not it.

I've been busy lately.

But if Ichi's not there...

It's lonely, you know~.

- It's saddening, you know~
- Yeah.

- Then, Kimura.
- Hm?

Can I tell you when I'll be available?

Ah, sure.

Let's see...

When... at the beginning of the year...

- Ah, sorry...
- It's okay.

At the beginning of the year?

At the beginning of the year...

I might be happy...

Marotaro, you know, Ichi...

Did you just pooped?

You know, Ichi is now perfect.

Whatever I do, he's really budding.

Whoa!

You know, it's alright to be nervous but...

Are you listening?

- Yoshika, I'm here, your Dad!
- Oh my, Yoshika.

I love Ichi after all.

I love Ichi!

I love Ichi!

I love Ichi!

I love Ichi.

- What's wrong?
- Ah.

I love Ichi!

I love Ichi!

[ Happy New Year! Let's have a joyous year ahead
of us. Let's get along again. PS: Fishing

during Christmas was a lot of fun, wasn't it?
Would it be alright if I invite you again?]

I want to marry the person
I love the most after all.

What?!

Whoever it may be, but isn't thinking
about marriage still too soon?

Even me and Akira haven't
talked about that.

- What? Really?
- Yeah.

Ah, is that so...

You know, actually...

It's a secret, okay?

I

Never dated anyone until now.

To go out with someone at this age...

To be in a boyfriend and
girlfriend relationship...

It's somewhat...

scary.

You know, I think Ni

is a good first time partner
for that kind of relationship.

What?! Wait! Huh?!

Yeah. I'm very sure he won't hurt you.

I'm going to turn off the lights.

Kurumi.

Hm?

If I'm going to do it,

give me advice.

I don't want Ni to know
that I have no experience.

Advice?

Me?

Kurumi, it's nice that
your eyelashes are long.

Can I touch it?

You're in love, aren't you?

How lovely.

You're behind a halo.

How divine.

Thank you very much.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh?

Oh!

Thank you.

Thank you!

Thank you, thank you!

Than... What?

It's really you, Eto!

Alright! It makes me happy
to see you by chance!

I saw you from the car and
wondered, so I went off.

Let me give you a ride!

I actually

bought your racket!

- Let me show you.
- What racket?

My car's parked there.

Sorry, I can't today!

Ah, no, sorry.

Ah, I got it. You have a girls' meetup.

I see, I see. There are meetups
like that since it's new year.

I get it, I get it.

Ah, it's my fault.

I'm sorry for not keeping in touch
since the start of the new year.

I made you worry.

It's alright. I'm always waiting for you.

Thanks. Bye.

What?

What is it?

No, it's okay. I'm just seeing you off.

I'll be leaving here.

It's Ichimiya.

Who is he? Is he a brother of a friend?

I see! The next time we'll
meet would be next weekend.

- What floor?
- 50.

- There's no 50th floor.
- 45.

I see, 45.

It's really high.

That's amazing.

Hey, haven't I told you?

Um, a senior at work is living here.

His wife is Lebanese and... Ah...

That's George Clooney, huh? Um...

Wait, wait. I know. She's Norwegian.
Yeah, yeah.

In Northern Europe, the
latitude is higher after all.

They usually match better
with a thinner oxygen.

That's why they live in a penthouse.

Hm, oh no, oh no. Lips
would get dry, won't they?

Today's cold, isn't it?

Yeah, it's cold! It's cold!

I'm always carrying a hand warmer.
Here, have this.

- Don't need it, it's lukewarm!
- Ah, hey.

Goodbye.

Yeah, I'm going higher! Yeah, yeah!

Chum salmon!

You like chum salmon?

I love chum salmon!

Thanks.

I also like salmon.

Hey, what's the difference
between chum salmon and salmon?

Which of the salmon do you think is male?

- I don't know.
- I don't know at all.

Doesn't matter which.

Ah, yuzu pepper paste.

Ah, I saw it awhile ago. It's
in the end of the sink, right?

Thanks.

It seems like the chum salmon is
male and the salmon is female...

I'll pass.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I wonder about that.

- Chum salmon is probably...
- You're still talking about that?

You've been talking long enough, right?

Ah, I'll do that later
so please leave them.

No, it's alright if it's this much.

Oh~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh~.

You don't have to do that.

Let's all talk.

But I can hear you guys talk
from behind so don't mind me.

No, I mind.

Hey, all of us will do that later.

See? You should stop that.

Sorry.

- So what will we talk about?
- Ah, check it out!

It's definitely not!

Whoa!

Whoa, that surprised me!

- Huh?
- Oh?

Oh?

What? It's still January.

I wonder if she's drunk? It's
better if she sleeps, right?

Hey, what're you writing? Whoa!
What's this?! So cute!

He's my original character. It's yours.

What?

I don't want it.

Hey, isn't it better if you sleep?

Even though Kimura and
Kaoru said they'd go the

convenience store, they
haven't come back yet.

Should we sleep now?

Okay, Ichi! Carry me over there.

Come on.

Whoopsie.

Hey Ichi, where are you going?

Water.

I had this haircut when
during middle school, right?

Airhead prince.

He's you during middle school.

So it's me.

Ichi.

You were like a prince.

How so?

You're weird.

To think I was always being bullied.

Bullied?

You're not.

Everyone loves you a lot
and pays attention to you.

They were calling you,
"Ichi, Ichi, Ichi", that's...

No.

Isn't it already bullying if
I do things against my will?

I really hated it.

That's why I didn't want to go in
the reunion last time to be honest.

I thought you were just not that good

when people see or pay attention to you.

You're strange.

It seems like you know me well.

- Um...
- Hm?

When you stopped looking at
the Airhead Prince comics,

during the sports festival,

do you remember when you talked to me?

Ah.

I remember.

During closing ceremony, right?

Yes.

You said to look at you.

Because I suddenly got bothered

that you weren't looking at me.

You probably didn't know why.

Sorry.

You wanted someone to look at you?

No, that's not it.

I only wanted you to look at me.

Weren't you the only one who
weren't looking at me, right?

That's the reason.

I can say it's a strange
memory even for me.

Being a kid sure is stupid.

Hey.

Say something.

Huh? Something?

Huh? I wonder what?

Ah...

Then would it be alright if I talk
about the extinct bird, dodo?

Oh, that's great. I love that.

Huh?!

I particularly like ancient
and extinct animals.

Huh? W-why?!

Well, I wonder why.

Just thinking about that such
irregular animals existed

in this world is fun.

Irregular, huh?

That's why I tend to do
it over and over again.

You know, the ammonites,

to survive, they twist
like a cord of a scallop.

And it somehow encourages
me when looking at them.

Abnormal winding?

You know, even though it's been
said that they're the type

who went mad because of evolving too much,

but it's actually a theory that it changed

shape due to Earth's great
change in the environment.

So you know!

Well, I really like that.

I still look at picture books even now.

Ah, I bought a fossil of an ammonite.

Ah, but I wasn't able to buy with an
abnormal winding since it's too expensive.

Huh? Ah, and then...

Um, I like Irish elks recently.

Ah, to be popular, they
grew their horns too big

- and became extinct?
- Yeah.

I can't hate that.

It lived too much that it'll make you cry.

It's strange talking with you.

It's like I'm talking to myself.

That's true.

I wanted to be friends with you that time.

That's true.

But it's really cool for you to say
that the abnormal winding would

twist like a cord of scallop.

Ichi.

Are you someone

who calls people just with "you"?

Ah...

Sorry.

What's your name?

Huh?

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...

Ah... Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Properly call my name.

The name of this person ~.

I don't know.

Even the name of this person ~.

I also don't know ~.

Because actually this person ~

is someone I haven't talked to.

Wud it bi olrayt to get yor bil?

Because she looks like a doll ~

I wanted to talk to her ~.

Because she has a nice hair ~

I wanted to try touching it ~.

I'm too afraid that I can't do it ~.

Because isn't it bothersome? ~.

With a great look of disgust ~.

You stare and would kill me, right? ~.

Should I just go get extinct?

Should I just go get extinct? ~.

I also don't know this person's name ~.

Such typical looking person ~.

Doesn't it make you
want to talk to him? ~.

But I don't have that kind of courage ~.

This old man who goes fishing
during day and night ~

I've very much wondered about
him but I haven't talked to him ~

I've only gotten close to him this far ~.

This is the limit of the
distance of me and the world ~.

The old man and me are
clear off each other ~.

It seems like

nobody is looking.

Should I just go get extinct? ~.

Hey, ammonite ~.

Please tell me a way to survive ~.

How much should I wind up ~.

That I'll be able to live easily? ~.

Every day is abnormal ~.

An abnormal winding daily life ~.

Eto!

About the place where we're going,

even though I've been
worrid about it a lot,

I thought we go to a place I like.

But it would be nice if you like it too.

Ah look, it's beautiful.

Thank you as always.

You're really good at knitting.

Ah, no.

Huh?

Ah, I always see you passionately
knitting in the bus.

Ah.

Yeah.

Everyday, day after day,
repeatedly persevering.

There are times like that.

Ah, whoa.

- Oh, it's no big deal.
- Ah, sorry.

Ah, lovey-dovey.

That's lovey-dovey.

I also had something like that.

- How graceful.
- Isn't it?

Oh~!

Ah, teeth, I can see its teeth.

Are you scared?

O-of course not.

Picture, picture.

- Taking a shot.
- Okay, okay.

- Here.
- Yay.

- It's done.
- Huh? Did you really take a picture?

- I did, I did.
- Did you take a picture?

Is this real?

Hm?

Hmm... Hey.

Shall we go steady?

- Huh?
- Huh?

- Huh?
- Huh?

Ah, are we already steady?

Well...

Huh? What do you think?

What? Then...

We're steady.

Yes! Alright! Alright!

I see, we're actually seeing each other.

I thought we weren't!

I'm so happy! This is the best!

But why? Why did you
just think of that now?

Well, it's just that, aren't
we natural with each other?

I don't feel any discomfort.

It seems too natural
that it's like not real.

Hey, this is real, Eto!

Huh?

Whoa, we're actually steady...

This is the best!

Looking at my parents somehow,

made me think.

Instead of liking or hate someone,

having no feelings of
discomfort is more important.

- Ah, I see.
- Yeah.

Okay.

Hm?

Well...

It's just that.

I have no intention to get married
fast even if we're going out.

- Huh? Huh?
- Huh?

Did I just talked about getting married?

No, you didn't. I did.

- Yeah.
- Well...

It's because you just
mentioned about your parents.

Well, I just mentioned that.
I'm somewhat sorry. Huh?

No, no.

It's just that I remember.

Tsukishima said that you have somewhat

yearnings for marriage.

Huh? What? Kurumi said that?

Well, it's just that I asked
many things about you.

Huh? Why?

Because I want to know more about you!
Because I love you!

Ah...

Even though I want to think about
getting married with you, but first!

I have to be more mature as a man

is something I don't want to say rashly...

But anyway, I love you!

Yoshika!

- Yes?
- Um...

Can I call you by your first name?

Yeah...

Yoshika...

Hm?

How about me?

What do you want to call me?

Huh?

Octopus! Octopus, octopus, octopus!

Wait! Eto, wait!

Eto!

Eto!

I'm sorry about yesterday
that I surprised you.

I regret it.

Okay, here.

Huh?

Right now,

I'm so happy that it's perfect.

And even though I want to swing
you as we hold each other,

but I don't want to scare you,

I'm going to kill my emotions.

- But you know...
- Yes?

It was really dumb of me

to suddenly try to kiss you.

Even though Tsukishima said it to me.

Hm?

Besides that I yearn a lot to get married,

there is something else Kurumi said?

Ah, well...

Ah, that's right. Next time, let
the three of us with Tsukishima

- go to a pub.
- What did she say?

What? What's with that scary face!

Say it.

She said

you never had a boyfriend before?

I should make moves based
on that knowledge.

To think that there's someone
who never had dated anyone

is honestly surprising.

To be honest, I think that kind
of qualities of you that's pure

is I think cute.

It's the truth that I
think you're really cute.

Huh? I don't like this, geez.

Don't get angry.

Tsukishima is only

being careful so that things
would go well with us.

It's alright already.

I'm relieved.

I've already decided now.

Huh?

You know,

there's someone I like since
I was in middle school.

I've liked him until now for 10 years.

To think that I would have two boyfriends.

He is one and the other one is you.

But as expected, I have to narrow
it down to only one person.

I'm going to narrow it down to the
person I like the most, that's why...

Goodbye.

Ah, the virgin.

Virgin. Virgin.

Good morning.

[ I wanna die. If I'm embarrassed... ]

[ I wanna die. If I'm embarassed,
I'm really gonna die. ]

Yoshika, are you okay?

Good morning.

What's wrong Yoshika? Are
you not feeling well?

Yoshika?

Morning sickness...

Huh?

Huh?

Yoshika?

Kurumi, Kurumi, whirling.
That idiot Kurumi!

Is she an idiot to even
carelessly expose me?!

How can she say Ni is a good first time
partner for that kind of relationship?!

He's a big pervert! Was she pimping me?!

So she has been looking
down on me for a long time!

So she actually think she
was protecting me, huh?

Okay, I'm sorry!

And besides, Ni!

You found me because of
the red sticky note?

You'll take care of the
bottom sticky note?!

Fuck!

I really hate guys who think
virgin girls are cute!

In the first place, he's the inexperienced
who suddenly just appeared in my life!

He just rudely barge in to
someone's off-limit areas!

It's outrageous!

You know, I've been in a
love course for 10 years!

That's right, Ichi.

Just why, Ichi?!

Why?

Why don't you remember my name...?

Why...?

You're a selfish airhead prince!

But it doesn't matter.

Whatever the real Ichi is

this ten years I've spent
is definitely not wasted!

I've continued thinking there is beauty.

You're so noisy Ocarina!
Can't you see I'm irritated!

Even if I say myself, I'm bad. That's good.

In this world, being bad
means being strong.

I can win! I can surely win with this!

I'm now invincible! I feel
like I won't lose to anything!

I won't take no for an answer, Freddie!

You can't.

I can't give you a maternity
leave this early.

I see.

We're in accounting, you know.

Since work is continuous and it's
that sudden, it would be troublesome.

You also know that, don't you?

Even though I'm happy for you, I'm sorry.

Then...

I'll quit. Thank you very much.

Wait, wait, wait! Hold on.

Oh well.

Since Takasugi, who's
the same batch as you,

and of the sales department
is also quitting,

won't it be a waste when
you finally found a job?

Anyway, I'll give you a
paid leave so rest up!

Yoshika, how are you feeling?

Here.

This may be a rush celebratory
gift or something.

This is from Mishearing Hour...

I asked Mr Takahashi from
the planning department

for one towel...

Actually, it would have been
better if it's a shirt.

Well, a jacket would have been even better.

I will be taking a leave
from work for awhile.

Huh?

Is your morning sickness that bad?

I guess so.

Even if my morning sickness is bad or not,

I write one plus one equals one every day.

What's the meaning of my
life when I can't even

silently check the addition
of shitty sales slips?

Being supported by anger
and contempt from them,

and spend the days working.

Well, I can't do those two digit numbers

if I don't have a calculator. Aah!

You know, it seems like the voice of my
mind keeps coming out since yesterday.

It's crazy, isn't it? Ah, but that's right.

Because everyday, you let someone else

crawl under your feet to
clean the trash you make,

and make a face that everything's alright.

Ah, but for me it was particularly strange.

But it's not that she was
asking to be thanked.

And when I said thanks, it was a
slight cold self-satisfaction.

So Dekisugi/Hardworker is
going to quit the company.

Huh?

Yeah, kinda.

He always says he wants to be independent.

Huh? He looks like he already
submitted his resignation letter.

Ah, you didn't know? Even though it's you?

Even though you're his boyfriend?

Anyway,

who's the father of your child?

None of your business.

I see.

So this is how loneliness is like.

He's really a god!

[ You have no new message ]

Wasabi-free sushi.

[ Kurumi Tsukishima ]

Murasakidano sure is popular. I envy her.

It's alright. She won't die unexpectedly.

What?

[ Kurumi Tsukishima ]

The message will now played back.

Yoshika, congratulations on having a baby.

I hesitated but I left a message.

I'm sorry I wasn't able to
congratulate you last time.

It's just like you said, Yoshika.

It's true that Akira already
passed his resignation letter.

But it's alright. I'm going to do my best.

Say...

Did I do something to make you angry?

If I did, I'm going to apologize.
I'm sorry.

This is just a guess...

But are you ignoring me?

- If I'm misunderstanding, I'm sorry.
- Ignoring...

Is she an 8th grader?

Either way, congratulations.

I'm sure you'll give
birth to a lovely baby.

Bye...

January 20, 7:38PM.

If you'd like to erase
the message, press 1.

To save, press 2.

Save 2/Ni.

Even if 1/lchi is erased, 2/Ni is saved.

2/Ni is saved.

Ni... Ni.

Saved.

[ Ni ]

The mobile number you dialed

has blocked you.

Fuck!

Lovely.

Thank you very much.

I am Murasakidani of Murasaki Industries...

Please connect me to sales department 2.

You didn't bring an umbrella?

So?

I more or less came because
it can't be helped.

What is it?

I summoned someone for real.

Sorry.

Thank you for coming.

Your complexion looks bad.

Isn't it important that
your body's well now?

If you don't feel well, I'll
even send you to the hospital.

I am not pregnant.

Hm?

I'm not pregnant. I lied.

Huh?

I kinda did that because
of the course of events.

Huh?!

What course of events?! Don't
be rough on your life!

Huh? What meaningless things
are you trying to say?

I'm not being rough with my life.

No, shut up!

What kind of lie is that?

Your ethics is crazy.

Because I couldn't forgive you and Kurumi

for talking about my secrets!

I told you, Tsukishima had
good intentions in telling me.

No way. Kurumi definitely
had maliciousness.

To hit a popular woman like me
must be greatly annoying, huh?!

So what? Stop playing the victim!

Huh?!

Even if I didn't let you
find out, there are

times when people's
secret will be known.

But to say there isn't a
speck of maliciousness

might be a lie.

But humans are like that.

You can only say that because
it's other people's affairs.

You know, I only had too much

the whole company found out about it.
It's shameful!

And now I am now someone who
cannot go to the office!

While not accomplishing anything,

I will just rot away!

What exaggerated things are you saying?!

People who accomplish something at this age

doesn't exist in this whole wide world!

There's Joan of Arc!

Don't try to compete with
something that amazing!

What? You want to be someone great?

Be serious, Yoshika.

Having two boyfriends or being pregnant!

Somehow, your brain tissues are...

Demonic!

What do you mean demonic?
You're the one who's a demon!

You're a demon who is after virgins!

You started to like because
I'm a virgin, right?!

What?

Why do you say something scary like you
think I'm cute because I'm a virgin?

'Cause if I lose my virginity,
my value would be zero!

That's scary!

Are you seriously saying that?

I don't want you to hear that from you!

You also never called me by my name!

Who cares about that right now!

I care! It's harsh!

Endure it! Were you lying
that you like me?!

Huh?!

Whoa! Whoa! Ah!

You know,

To say that I should
endure it if I like you...

Do you realize that you're
saying something terrible?

I would normally hesitate.

But when I found you, I'm fairly cheerful.

I believed in myself and did my best. Yeah.

Huh? What is that high and
mighty point of view?

It's arrogant and I'm trembling!

How annoying.

Don't you love me?

Even if I said something
that savage, accept it!

Well, to be honest, I don't love you yet.

I'm still in the "like level".

There you go, "to be honest".

I really hate that!

I

Fairly properly like you.

Why?

I wonder...

Maybe because you're unusual.

What do you mean unusual?

Because I'm abnormal?

No.

You're not abnormal.

Even though you're not great,

you makes me want to be with you.

You're only full of things I don't know.

That's why I like you.

But..

No matter how much I like you,

it's not good to bare everything to you.

Even if I say that,

whatever I say right now,

I like you because I like you.

Let's make my child!

I want them to hear me.

All the people in the world.

Just kidding.

I'm just embarrassed to say it facing you.

This room has a nice smell.

Yoshika.

Kirishima.

Ow!

Tremble all you want.

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