Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1770}{1822}You see those three houses? {1827}{1946}The one on the left? Used to be a|lovely old fellow who lived there, {1951}{2014}and he had this pretty little greenfinch {2019}{2125}that used to sit on his|finger and sing to him. {2130}{2220}lt was the most beautiful|thing l ever saw. {2597}{2646}(Distant rumbling) {2701}{2759}(Glasses tinkle) {3402}{3456}(Woman screams) Martin! {3628}{3685}Martin! {3690}{3783}l've got you. l've got you. {3788}{3867}You filthy, stinking dog. {3872}{3957}Give it to me. Give it to me. {3962}{4042}Come on, just give it to me! {4120}{4183}(Man) Let go! Drop it! {4188}{4309}Drop it! Give it to me.|Give it to me. Drop it! {4314}{4373}(Dog barks) {6106}{6165}- l should be in the surgery.|- lt won't take long. {6170}{6219}Let's hope her condition is grave. {6224}{6320}- This is not an efficient use of my time.|- Come along, Marty. {6346}{6379}(Woman #1 ) Mu. {6384}{6479}(Woman #2) You shouldn't be on the|airwaves if you can't do it properly. {6484}{6543}No, l don't take calls in the afternoon. {6548}{6621}Oh, Call Nick Wright. Call|Nick Wrong, if you ask me. {6626}{6701}l've complained to the|Culture Secretary. Who are you? {6706}{6781}Mu, you remember Martin,|my nephew? Doctor Ellingham. {6786}{6860}- He's come about your ankle.|- Oh, now he comes. {6865}{6933}Where were you yesterday|when it was like a balloon? {6938}{6994}Yesterday? l thought|this was an emergency. {6999}{7079}- l was worried.|- Well, quick about you, then. l'm busy. {7084}{7193}l've driven out here to see you|when l should be in my surgery. {7198}{7248}What do you want, a medal? {7291}{7333}l'll take your shoe off. {7338}{7477}lt's my fault. l left some post|on the stairs and she slipped. {7482}{7556}- Any sensitivity here?|- No. {7561}{7617}- Here?|- No. {7622}{7708}- Here?|- l'll, er, go and put the kettle on. {7713}{7771}l suppose it's the way of things. {7776}{7871}You get on in years,|you're...not as sure of yourself. {7876}{7949}Maybe slip up here and there.|Start to lose your nerve. {7954}{8055}- How long have you been slipping?|- No, not me. You. {8060}{8177}You couldn't keep up with the big boys|in London and came back to Portwenn. {8182}{8276}You've a mild sprain. l'll prescribe|painkillers and anti-inflammatories. {8281}{8396}Oh, look at his face. Reminds me|of when l used to spit on my hankie {8401}{8507}and wipe the choc-ice off your|face. Little Marty. (Chuckles) {8517}{8565}(Woman #2 chuckles) {8650}{8751}- Keep the weight off it for a few days.|- Sure you won't stay for tea? {8756}{8846}Any problems, come and|see me in the surgery. {8851}{8919}- Mrs Steel.|- Doctor. {8956}{8990}So how is she? {8995}{9058}Rude, but the anti-inflammatories|should bring the swelling down. {9063}{9144}No, l don't mean the ankle. D'you|think she's muddled in any way? {9149}{9242}- Why?|- Danny, her son, thinks she's losing it. {9247}{9343}- l think she's fine. What do you think?|- She's functioning, isn't she? {9348}{9466}Yes, but... Perhaps if l could|tell him that you'd examined her? {9471}{9581}Auntie Joan, if you want me to assess|her mental state, call the surgery... {9586}{9645}Martin, she is just in there. {9767}{9800}Um... {9858}{9909}Have you any idea what the time is? {9914}{9981}Not now you've put something|in front of the clock. {9986}{10060}- And l suppose that|was deliberate? - Mm-hm. {10065}{10191}l'd say it was about...|just after half past eight. {10196}{10250}You know when the|Second World War started? {10255}{10292}1919. {10351}{10426}The Treaty of Versailles.|The Germans were humiliated. {10431}{10466}lt was a sham. {10471}{10562}The only place that was|ever going was World War Two. {10567}{10606}Thank you, Mrs Steel. {10682}{10745}- So, it's a pass?|- She's fine. {10750}{10784}- Thank you.|- Mm. {11177}{11248}- Morning there, Doc. All right?|- Yes. {11253}{11296}Has, er, Paul arrived yet? {11301}{11354}- Paul?|- Paul, yeah. {11411}{11446}Hello, Martin. {11463}{11514}Hello. {11519}{11627}- Er, sorry. You wanna come in?|- Erm...yes. {11674}{11774}Erm...l'm glad l've bumped into|you. l've been meaning to... {11779}{11875}As we live in the same village,|it's impressive that you haven't {11880}{11949}managed to ''bump into'' me before now. {11954}{12022}Yes. Right, well, er...l|just wanted to say... {12027}{12122}Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Louisa.|l know they're here somewhere. {12127}{12205}- You were so rude.|- l'm a doctor. {12210}{12341}l cannot believe that you'd think|it was acceptable to...kiss me {12346}{12468}and then imply l had a problem, when|we'd both been up all night, by the way... {12473}{12549}- l've found the, erm...|- ...drinking hospital coffee. {12554}{12605}Having kittens over Peter's accident. {12610}{12686}And then you start banging|on about dental hygiene! {12691}{12791}Well...it's not on,|Martin. lt's just not on. {12796}{12891}- Thank you, Mrs Tishell.|- That'll be �3.98. Three for two. {12896}{12953}- Did you want a bag?|- Erm, yes, thank you. {12958}{13109}And, frankly, if that was supposed to|be an apology, it was...pretty rubbish! {13114}{13168}Louisa, your change! {13190}{13275}Oh, dear. Oh, l only wanted|to save her some money. {13280}{13355}lt's three for two on the, erm... {13360}{13449}You don't think l've|upset her, do you, Doc...? {13863}{13916}(Whines forlornly) {14118}{14215}Morning. Cup of tea on your desk.|Booked in 3 appointments this afternoon, {14220}{14283}and the lab called about something. {14288}{14392}Lots of Latin words. Couldn't catch it|all, but their number is by your phone. {14397}{14452}- Who are you?|- Paul. {14457}{14514}- Paul?|- Pauline. Elaine's cousin. {14519}{14555}- Where's Elaine?|- Pompee. {14560}{14624}- Pompeii?|- Mm, Pompee. {14629}{14688}Where Greg's doing Road|Studies, or whatever. {14693}{14781}Her boyfriend? So...l'm here. {14786}{14831}- What do you mean?|- What? {14836}{14898}- lt's not for Elaine to decide...|- Relax... {14903}{14973}- ...without consulting me.|- Elaine's busy. l'm covering for her. {14978}{15056}- lt's not forever.|- Would you get her on the telephone? {15061}{15153}No. l don't need this. l'm|just doing her a favour. {15214}{15298}- l think l've messed up my ribs.|- Who've you been fighting? {15303}{15336}- No one.|- Name? {15341}{15372}- Eddie Rix.|- Eddie Rix. {15377}{15419}Would you go through, please? {15424}{15471}- Wallop yourself?|- You stay here. {15476}{15536}- Well, l want... l wanted...|- Stay. {15590}{15603}(Door slams) {15740}{15808}There you are. Does that hurt? {15813}{15850}Hmm. {15855}{15959}- Will it stop me going out on the boat?|- At least a couple of days. {15964}{16081}Well, l've gotta go out.|lt's all down to me now, see. {16086}{16181}l cursed my boys for|buggering off to the city, {16186}{16243}and look at it now, eh? {16248}{16360}''Plenty more fish in the sea,''|that's what we used to say. Ha! {16365}{16447}That is nasty. l thought|he'd need this for the shock. {16452}{16584}He's not in shock. Thank|you. Please leave us. {16589}{16671}- l suspect you've broken a rib.|- Whoever did that wants locking away. {16676}{16774}- No one did it.|- Ribs don't break on their own. {16779}{16876}l mean l didn't see who did it.|Some guy jumped me and ran off. {16881}{16941}You were mugged? No way. {16946}{17000}ln Portwenn? Cool. {17005}{17053}l'll give you something for the pain. {17058}{17149}ln A & E they'll give you a|report to bring back to me. {17154}{17238}- lt'll heal by itself, won't it?|- Let's see what the X-ray says. {17243}{17363}X-ray? Oh, l don't wanna go to|hospital. lt's not that bad. Ow! {17452}{17496}Thanks, Paul, where is he? {17533}{17592}Eddie, heard about your|misfortune. Very sorry. {17597}{17661}What? How do you...? {17666}{17737}Paul called me. Nasty bruise, l gather. {17742}{17842}Oh, it's nothing, Mark. lt's just|a... lt's just one of those things. {17847}{17947}You say that, but d'you know how|many muggings l've had in Portwenn? {17952}{18032}- Go on, have a guess.|- No. {18037}{18084}- Guess.|- No. {18089}{18155}None. Not one. {18191}{18257}This is a bleak day for Portwenn. {18262}{18332}Come on, Eddie, let's get it sorted. {18450}{18486}(Girls chatter) {18491}{18576}Yeah, well maybe... All right, Al? {18581}{18636}- (Girls wolf-whistle)|- All right, Al? {18641}{18690}(Girls titter) {18854}{18902}- All right, Paul?|- Hi, Al. {18923}{18968}So, er, how was Penzance? {18973}{19057}Newlyn. All right, yeah.|Good to be back, though. {19062}{19118}Yeah. Cool. {19153}{19274}You look totally the same|as you used to look in Maths. {19279}{19375}Yeah. Just got this cartridge|for the Doc's printer. {19423}{19493}- l can put it in.|- Oh, l'll do it. {19498}{19604}- So, Elaine's gone to see Greg then, yeah?|- Yeah, yeah. {19609}{19715}- She say when she's gonna come back?|- Few days. Dunno. {19720}{19840}- She leave a message for me or anything?|- Sorry. {19906}{19951}That's all right. {20204}{20281}- Are you Dr Ellingham?|- Do you mind? {20286}{20381}l've come from London. Do you know how|hard it is to get someone in a care home? {20386}{20429}- l beg your pardon?|- My mother. {20434}{20547}Finally, after months of waiting and|paperwork and expense, it's sorted, {20552}{20624}and l come here, when l'm|supposed to be in London, {20629}{20702}only to find the local|GP has scuppered it. {20707}{20784}l have absolutely no idea|what you're talking about. {20789}{20854}Muriel Steel. You|gave her the all-clear. {20859}{20968}You and your aunt who, quite frankly,|would do well to mind her own business. {20973}{21046}She accepted she had to|go. Now she's refusing. {21051}{21145}On good grounds. Care homes exist|for cases of individual need, {21150}{21246}and not for the convenience of|offspring who live 300 miles away. {21251}{21335}Convenience? Doctor, with|respect, she's dementing. {21340}{21456}l asked her two questions for testing|cognitive impairment, and she passed. {21461}{21545}Two questions? You are joking.|l speak to her every night. {21550}{21633}Mostly she doesn't know whether|it's Tuesday or Selfridges. {21638}{21721}Whose fault is it gonna|be when she's hit by a car, {21726}{21815}or uses a hair-drier in the bath? {21820}{21952}Look. Look, Doctor, l understand|you probably meant well, {21957}{22028}and l can forgive you|that, l really can, {22033}{22113}but trust me when l tell|you you've made a mistake. {22118}{22213}We'd sort this whole thing out a|lot more quickly if you'd admit it. {22218}{22282}l attended your mother|for a medical complaint. {22287}{22354}l also informally assessed|her cognitive functioning, {22359}{22448}and was satisfied that no|further examination was necessary. {22453}{22530}Forgive me or not, but that|is my professional opinion {22535}{22568}and this is my surgery. {22573}{22646}Now l'd be very grateful|if you'd bugger off! {22896}{22931}Mark. {22943}{22996}- Just walk on by, Doc.|- OK. {23022}{23096}- Plain clothes.|- What? {23134}{23237}Our friend, five eleven, white,|dark hoody, has Eddie Rix's wallet. {23242}{23337}What's he gonna do with the credit|card? Use it before it's cancelled, {23342}{23420}and if he does show himself, l'm here. {23425}{23460}Right. {23516}{23642}Would he use the card of a local man|in Portwenn? He'd go somewhere else. {23647}{23711}l think you're missing|the visible policing thing. {23716}{23809}ln times of uncertainty, people|wanna see their police force. {23814}{23925}- They wanna feel safe in their beds.|- But you're trying not to be seen? {23930}{24078}Yes. That's right. That's why l'd rather|not chat, if that's all right with you. {24083}{24121}That's fine. {24248}{24309}- Oh. All right, there, Doc?|- Bert. {24528}{24584}- Bit light on your|feet there. - Mm-hm. {24589}{24657}So is that, er, sweet|Pauline, she settling in OK? {24662}{24710}- No.|- Oh, she's a lovely girl. {24715}{24800}Dawn and l were in the Wadebridge|Water Polo team, years back... {24805}{24850}- �5.62, please, Doc.|- Thank you. {24855}{24908}Dawn, that's her mother. {24913}{24978}Erm, better have some|cashback. �30, please. {24983}{25046}Oh, no, Doc, sorry. We're|not accepting cards today. {25051}{25124}Dawn is what you might|say, er, very motivated. {25129}{25188}Right. lt was Eddie Rix who was mugged. {25193}{25272}Yeah, yeah. Horrible business.|Never been lucky, Eddie. {25277}{25332}l was not mugged, and you know me. {25337}{25415}l should point out that Dawn is|very ambitious for her daughter. {25420}{25499}Please don't point anything|out, Bert. This is illogical. {25504}{25549}lt's not, actually. {25554}{25672}When Paul was one, she threw her in|the pool, trying to make her swim. {25677}{25739}- Would you explain it?|- She sank. {25744}{25792}Not you. Her. {25797}{25923}What criminal with even half a brain|would use that credit card in Portwenn? {25928}{26028}l dunno. But l can guarantee he|won't have any joy in my shop. {26033}{26114}Can't imagine anybody|finding much joy in your shop. {26119}{26248}Not if they wanna use a card, Doc,|no. 'Cause our card machine is broken. {26355}{26465}Right. Well, l'll just|have to pay you tomorrow. {26470}{26619}Mr and Mrs Credit have passed away.|Don't mention their name, it really hurts. {26743}{26824}Send my love to Pauline. l might|drop up for a cup of tea later. {26829}{26835}(Moans gently) {27019}{27097}(Man) Just a minute! Hang on a second! {27212}{27302}That's the way, Mrs S.|You're doing just fine. {27333}{27411}- All right, Mum. lt's all right.|- What? {27416}{27527}- What were you doing heading out to sea?|- Hold her, she's very weak. {27620}{27700}- (Man) ls she all right?|- Oh, no. {27705}{27803}(Mark) Can you go up to the lifeboat|house, see if there's some trousers? {27808}{27855}- And a towel.|- l need a battery. {27860}{27941}- Later. Let's get you dried off.|- l have to see Mr Monkford. {27946}{28052}- He's at the post office, not in the water.|- For a PP3 battery. {28057}{28125}- Good God.|- Don't take the Lord's name in vain. {28130}{28250}- Er, Mrs Steel?|- Oh, you're not Mr Monkford. {28255}{28367}No, it's Martin. Ellingham. The doctor.|She's freezing. Right, let's get her inside. {28372}{28499}Up to the pub, l think. Can|somebody fetch a blanket? {28504}{28546}- Mu. What's happened?|- l... {28551}{28621}- Are you OK?|- l need to buy a battery. {28626}{28693}- Can we clear some space?|- Everything'll be OK. {28698}{28794}- We'll soon have you in the warm.|- Tosser. {28799}{28871}Here you go. Nice cup|of tea to warm you up. {28876}{28937}Don't need warming up. l'm not dead. {28942}{29091}- Muriel? Mu, what have you been doing?|- Oh, what's it gotta do with you? {29096}{29156}- Mu?|- She's dementing. {29161}{29192}Nonsense. {29197}{29264}Make sure she's not left unattended. {29269}{29333}She's just old. We all|have our idiosyncrasies. {29338}{29380}You should know that. {29385}{29493}There are idiosyncrasies and there's wading|into the sea to get to the post office. {29498}{29587}- Danny's seeing if the home'll still have her.|- No. That'll kill her. {29592}{29624}Can't you do something? {29629}{29691}lt's all arranged. High|Trees will take her. {29696}{29758}You can't do that. lt|is her worst nightmare. {29763}{29816}lt's not a decision l've taken lightly. {29821}{29924}l've prayed long and hard for|her to get better, but she hasn't. {29929}{30012}- l can't look after her, l'm in London.|- Well, l can. {30017}{30076}You can't. She needs|round-the-clock care. {30081}{30114}l'm glad you see that now. {30119}{30237}(Joan) l promised her that she|would not have to go into a home. {30242}{30303}Maybe it's for the best. {30308}{30341}Right. {30604}{30672}- What are you doing?|- lnstalling a scanner. {30793}{30888}Don't touch that. lt's|downloading a software update. {30893}{30959}Wh...? No. l download|my own software updates. {30964}{30998}Fine. {31003}{31067}You have to back everything up first. {31072}{31153}Whatever. l did back up|first. l have done this before. {31158}{31217}- Really?|- Worked in a surgery in Newlyn. {31222}{31273}- Did you?|- Yeah. {31278}{31312}Oh. {31834}{31896}No, l'm...l'm not happy with this. {31901}{31959}Have you been taking the medication? {31964}{32022}- lt's my ankle!|- She's due another dose. {32027}{32153}Well, l'll give her something stronger.|Erm, can you supervise the medication? {32158}{32191}l'll do my best. {32245}{32320}- l'll get a glass of water.|- Hm. Right. {32366}{32440}- She's quite bad, isn't she?|- lt does seem that way. {32445}{32505}l thought she was all right on her own. {32510}{32582}l mean, l've popped in almost|every morning for years. {32587}{32640}A gradual deterioration,|sometimes hard to spot. {32645}{32762}Yes, or maybe it was there and|l just didn't want to see it. {32789}{32823}Oh. {32828}{32889}Look at the state of her. {32894}{32959}Well, inflammation in the elderly|can sometimes look alarming. {32964}{33016}lt's not as bad as it seems. {33021}{33087}This wouldn't have happened|if she'd have been here. {33092}{33190}lf you're concerned, why weren't you|watching when she went into the sea? {33195}{33232}This is not the place. {33237}{33272}(Muriel mutters unintelligibly) {33322}{33370}Who is he? {33813}{33855}Excuse me. {33866}{33904}Hey, you! {33944}{33988}Hold it right there! {34222}{34262}(Knocking at door) {34392}{34444}- All right? lt's his wrist.|- Hiya. {34449}{34507}Oh God. Was it the mugger? {34512}{34613}- No, it was me.|- (Mark) He was wearing a hoodie. {34618}{34663}- (Al) Jumped me from behind.|- l shouted... {34668}{34717}- Didn't hear a thing. iPod.|- Sorry. {34722}{34810}No, l'm sorry, mate. l mean, l|dunno, just... l just, instinct. {34815}{34862}- l flipped him.|- You flipped him? {34867}{34922}Yeah, landed on my hand. {34927}{34969}Shall we...? {35142}{35198}Oh, see you, Mark. Well done, mate. {35203}{35283}- Oh, cheers, Dom.|- l thought you were going to hospital. {35288}{35399}Paul said you had a meeting at the|hospital, so l thought l'd keep you company. {35404}{35517}- Well, l've still got patients to see, er...|- Oh, l don't mind waiting. {35522}{35602}- That meeting's not till much later.|- No problem. {35649}{35681}Oh. {35834}{35878}(Mark) Having no girlfriend or family, {35883}{36000}if l should need care, who's gonna|run me to the hospital and whatnot? {36005}{36114}That's why you have to cherish your|friends, like old Mrs S and your Aunt Joan. {36119}{36269}And you and me. l can see us in old|age, can't you? Looking in on each other. {36274}{36341}lf you get a girlfriend,|that'd be fine as well. {36346}{36421}Although...l have to say|l admire you on that front. {36426}{36524}You're not needy. You don't|pine for the opposite sex. {36580}{36619}Are you, er...? {36666}{36709}- No.|- Just a bit? {36714}{36800}- No.|- No problem if you were. Still be friends. {36805}{36855}Mark, shut up. {37134}{37173}- Name?|- Dr Martin Ellingham. {37178}{37277}l've brought a patient in with|a sprained wrist. Needs an X-ray. {37282}{37346}- Could you see him soon?|- You'll have to wait for triage. {37351}{37457}- No, l won't. l've already diagnosed him.|- That's triage. {37462}{37580}- Yes, and that's what l've done.|- That's not how it works. Oh, hiya, Mark. {37585}{37654}- Hiya.|- ln the wars? {37659}{37707}lt's a jungle out there. {38009}{38049}- Mind yourself.|- Coming through. {38601}{38651}Er, excuse me. {38656}{38722}Dr Martin Ellingham,|Portwenn. Mr Rix is my patient. {38727}{38779}- Oh, yes. - Did the|X-ray show anything? {38784}{38836}- X-ray?|- His ribs. {38841}{38911}l looked at his burns.|Are you all right? {38916}{38957}- What burns?|- (Pager beeps) {38962}{38995}Excuse me {39411}{39478}(People cheer) {39598}{39716}- Best if we keep this mix-up|between us. - Best thing. Thanks. {39721}{39810}'Ere, 'ere, 'ere, you have|a pint on me. There you go. {39815}{39867}Cheers. {40036}{40112}- Pauline!|- What d'you reckon? Good, eh? {40117}{40165}No. l can't find a patient's records. {40170}{40256}- They'll be there. What's his name?|- Rix. {40261}{40325}- Eddie.|- Yeah. {40330}{40497}OK. You're looking under ''R'', yeah?|Shall we start again from the beginning? {40502}{40562}First name: Edward. Yeah? {40567}{40674}So, we look under ''E''. There. See? {40679}{40789}No, l can't have patients' records|filed under their first name. {40794}{40904}- lt was good enough in Newlyn.|- What sort of surgery was it? A vet's? {40909}{40989}lt's still a surgery.|Learnt a lot there, actually. {40994}{41059}Minor ops. Splints and things. {41064}{41138}Could have done that sprained|wrist for you. Piece of piss. {41143}{41203}There you go. Edward. {41208}{41281}Did Mr Rix bring a letter|from hospital about his ribs? {41286}{41320}Don't think so. {41325}{41396}Oh. Perhaps it's filed|under ''L'' for letter. {41401}{41461}Or ''P'' for piece of paper. {41633}{41693}- (Man) They've all gotta go on.|- (Woman groans) {41698}{41803}- (Man) Be careful. They're heavy.|- (Woman) l know they're heavy. (Groans) {41808}{41858}Easy. {41863}{41902}- (Groans)|- l'll get it. {41907}{41976}- Are you sure?|- l said l'll get it! {42014}{42128}Oh, what you done?|(Screams) Eddie! Oh, Eddie! {42158}{42241}Are you all right, love? Oh, my Lord. {42281}{42374}(Woman) l don't know what happened.|He was moving stuff around and... {42379}{42475}He has a cracked rib. He should|be in bed. Excuse me, please. {42480}{42532}We still have to make a living. {42537}{42612}- Sorry, Doc.|- Were you unconscious long? {42617}{42702}- Just a few seconds, l think.|- l'm all right now. l... {42707}{42801}- Just a bit woozy.|- Let's have a look at this cut. {42822}{42863}(Gulps) Mrs Rix... {42868}{42948}- Gloria.|- Could you fetch a drink of water, please? {42953}{43033}- l could fetch him his flask of tea.|- lt's for me. {43038}{43113}Oh, right. The blood. {43247}{43340}- l told you not to work.|- And l told you l've got to. {43345}{43422}(Yelps with pain) Thanks, Doc. {43427}{43515}Weren't you worried that a|mugger might steal all your fish? {43520}{43587}- What?|- l saw you in the hospital. {43592}{43635}And l've looked at your records. {43640}{43710}You've had a catalogue of|injuries in the last year. {43715}{43812}- Why didn't you tell me?|- (Man) ls he gonna be all right, Doc? {43817}{43895}Yeah. l'd like to see you|both in my surgery tomorrow. {43900}{43957}- There's a few things l want to ask you.|- l can't just... {43962}{44022}Shut up, do as you're told. {44544}{44641}- Mr Steel.|- Dr Ellingham, l'd like to apologise. {44646}{44714}- What for?|- For my anger. {44748}{44813}Oh. Right. How's your mother? {44818}{44874}She's worse. {44879}{44939}And the swelling hasn't gone down. {44969}{45060}Forgive me, l called a|friend in London who is a GP. {45065}{45160}- He says we should have|had her X-rayed. - Should we? {45268}{45315}Have you been putting weight on this? {45320}{45403}l'm going to write to Which? magazine. {45408}{45453}- She hasn't been walking.|- Sure? {45458}{45489}Yes. {45494}{45558}- You've given her the diclofenac?|- Twice a day. {45563}{45655}Well, l don't understand why the|inflammation hasn't gone down. {45660}{45731}Have the tablets had|any effect on the pain? {45736}{45786}- What?|- Oh... {45791}{45861}You have been supervising her?|She's definitely taking them? {45866}{45913}l bring her the glass of water. {45918}{45966}Well, that's not enough, is it? {45971}{46030}(Mrs Steel) Can't make me drink. {46375}{46414}(Mumbles) What you doing? {46587}{46660}- She's supposed to take them.|- l don't want to. {46665}{46772}These tablets will help you with the|pain and the inflammation in your ankle, {46777}{46841}but you will have to take them. {46846}{46943}lf this medication were more critical,|your negligence could have been lethal. {46987}{47067}- l don't want to go to High Trees.|- You're already here. {47072}{47103}l don't drink at night. {47108}{47172}lf you wet the bed, they|send you to High Trees.. {47177}{47260}- (Danny) lt's all right.|- (Mrs Steel) l have not wet the bed! {47265}{47354}(Danny) Of course you|haven't wet the bed, Mum. Shh. {47359}{47437}Have you at least seen her drink? {47442}{47552}- Have you seen her drink anything at all?|- Not as such. {47595}{47657}l drink in the morning, as l always do. {47662}{47698}Shh. {47765}{47818}D'you have any rehydration salts? {47823}{47857}l don't know. {47862}{47921}A diarrhoea preparation'll do. {47976}{48068}l think your mother's been avoiding|fluids at night for some time. {48073}{48132}- What?|- She's not drinking. {48137}{48201}She's worried about wetting the bed. {48206}{48258}Surely she must be drinking something? {48263}{48349}Mm. ln the mornings. Joan would|take her a cup of tea or two. {48354}{48427}That would raise her fluids,|temporarily. Make her lucid. {48432}{48486}- l found some.|- Oh, thank you. {48537}{48658}- She might not be demented at all?|- Well, let's wait and see. {48695}{48759}Mrs Steel, l need to see you drink this. {48764}{48871}- No.|- Come on. Come on! {48876}{48936}Come on, Mum, it'll help you. {49035}{49120}All right, we need to|get a drip into her. {49125}{49196}Don't worry. you'll feel|much better very soon. {49201}{49257}- Praise the Lord.|- Hmm? {49408}{49476}Good dog. (Mutters unintelligibly) {49481}{49538}- Don't do that.|- What? {49543}{49612}That. With that animal.|This is a doctor's surgery. {49617}{49695}- Get it out of here.|- You're not an animal, are you? {49700}{49743}What's your name, eh? {49748}{49792}- What's his name?|- lt's not my dog. {49797}{49847}Have you wormed him? {49852}{49936}- No.|- What about flea and tick? l can do that. {49941}{49975}- No.|- Takes 2 minutes. {49980}{50021}- Get out! Get, get out!|- (Barks) {50026}{50167}Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!|Ah, Mr Rix. Mrs Rix. Follow me. {50315}{50421}You've suffered a number of contusions and|fractures over the last couple of years. {50426}{50499}- Well, not that many.|- l've counted seventeen. {50504}{50549}Ah. {50554}{50653}Did you have a problem with|balance? Vision? Hearing? {50658}{50694}No. {50699}{50800}Don't hear me when l tell|him to take the bin out. {50805}{50876}- Are you on any medication?|- None. {50881}{50963}- Are you a drug user?|- No! {50983}{51041}And the burns you went|to the hospital with? {51046}{51086}- Bonfire.|- Cooking. {51091}{51142}- Petrol.|- Hot fat. {51147}{51249}- Cooking on a bonfire?|- Barbecue. {51254}{51293}Have you always been accident prone? {51298}{51339}- No.|- Yeah. {51377}{51505}There's a strong possibility you have|one of a number of serious conditions {51510}{51585}which would explain why|you keep injuring yourself. {51590}{51652}l've spoken to a colleague|at the hospital in Truro {51657}{51713}and arranged for you|to jump several queues. {51718}{51772}You'll have an ultrasound|of your carotid arteries {51777}{51884}to see whether you've had transient|ischaemic attacks, which cause blackouts. {51889}{51953}You'll have an EEG to record|your brainwave activity, {51958}{52026}which would rule out epilepsy. Or not. {52031}{52089}But most importantly,|you'll have an MRl scan {52094}{52233}which will show us whether you have|a primary or a secondary brain tumour. {52270}{52329}Well, maybe it's for the best. {52334}{52399}Don't be stupid. {52509}{52610}Yeah. She's right, Doc. There's|no need to go to all that fuss. {52615}{52652}You don't seem to understand. {52657}{52770}lf you have a brain tumour, and|you do nothing, you may well die. {52775}{52849}lt's nice of you to|go to all this trouble. {52854}{52922}Look, have some of my|smoked mackerel p�t�. {52927}{52972}We smoke the mackerel ourselves. {52977}{53061}Honest, we understand and we'll|think about everything you said, {53066}{53134}and, um, we'll be in touch. {53257}{53306}- There you go.|- Thank you. {53341}{53426}- All right, Doc?|- Oh, Mark. How's your wrist? {53431}{53483}Fine. Everyone's making a fuss of me, {53488}{53556}which is unnecessary.|All in the line of duty. {53561}{53626}Look, l was touched by that. {53631}{53700}But you didn't actually|confront a mugger, did you? {53705}{53807}- Technically, no, that's right.|- Well, not technically, actually. {53812}{53868}That's only one way of looking at it. {53873}{53960}l didn't know Al wasn't|the mugger, did l? {53965}{54020}So l did confront him, didn't l? {54025}{54091}The public likes to think the police|are making progress on sensitive issues. {54096}{54180}- Makes them feel safe.|- That's better than knowing the truth? {54185}{54320}l don't think folk wanna hear our|friend hasn't even been sighted. {54325}{54425}- Truth is, there is no mugger.|- How's that? {54430}{54564}l can't tell you how l know that. Patient|confidentiality. But l do know that. {54569}{54689}So...l sprained my wrist for nothing? {54694}{54769}- Mm.|- But everybody signed my card. {54807}{54902}Lucy Holmes. There's Rick,|Bert and Al. Lou and Dan - {54907}{55034}that's a blast from the past, those|two. There's young Peter Cronk... {55039}{55073}lt's embarrassing now. {55103}{55196}- Lou and Dan? ls that...|- Yeah. Louisa and Danny. {55201}{55293}He used to bring out the|old green-eyed monster in me. {55298}{55401}You know, when l thought|Louisa was ''the one''. {55406}{55450}Right. {55610}{55768}Martin! Marty. Oh, Mu|is back to her old self. {55773}{55818}- Pretty annoying, then. Mm.|- Vile. {55823}{55877}- Good.|- Good? She's fighting fit. {55882}{55968}- l'm very proud of you.|- l'll drop in and see her tomorrow. {55973}{56049}No, we're going to fetch|her. At three o'clock. {56054}{56168}Yeah, l can't remember the last time l|had a conversation with her like today. {56173}{56273}lt's like she's back from|the beyond. So, thank you. {56340}{56380}D'you know Lou? Lou Glasson? {56385}{56420}- (Lou) Yeah.|- Yes. {56425}{56478}You forget everyone knows everyone. {56483}{56536}- Martin.|- Lou (!). {56541}{56602}We're going for a drink. Celebrate. {56607}{56640}Well, enjoy your evening. {56729}{56763}Bless you. {56838}{56875}l didn't sneeze. {57078}{57197}- (Al) And what did she tell you yesterday?|- (Paul) Oh, l don't know. Nothing. {57202}{57238}(Al) She was on the phone. {57243}{57337}She said, ''He's too shy.'' {57342}{57450}He always waits for the girl to make the|move. He's always waiting for permission. {57455}{57544}And when you give him|permission, he messes up. {57568}{57611}She said it's...it's pathetic. {57616}{57743}Yeah, well, l suppose l can see why|she went back to her old boyfriend. {57748}{57812}- Morning, Doc.|- All right, Doc? {57955}{58013}- Morning.|- Morning. {58228}{58351}- (Al) What did she tell you yesterday?|- (Paul) Oh, l don't know. Nothing. {58356}{58433}Thanks for telling me that,|Pauline. She was pretty blunt. {58438}{58486}Yeah, well, you know Elaine. {58538}{58575}Right. {58602}{58685}She said you had a nice bum. {58690}{58757}- Al?|- Yeah? {58762}{58794}She was right. {58837}{58875}Thanks. {58893}{58945}(Phone rings) {58966}{59003}Portwenn Surgery. {59093}{59131}(Knock on door) {59169}{59200}Doc? {59205}{59248}- Phone call.|- Oh. Er... {59253}{59288}Pauline. {59334}{59400}l gather your cousin's not coming back. {59405}{59461}Erm, no. {59466}{59576}Right, well l...l wanna be clear,|l'm going to advertise her job. {59581}{59644}Yeah, good. 'Cause l|was gonna say, you know, {59649}{59688}l can't cover forever. {59727}{59767}Oh. Yeah. {59772}{59849}This phone call. lt's|urgent. lt's Mrs Rix. {59928}{60007}Thank you for coming, Doctor.|We're so sorry to have troubled you. {60012}{60100}Another accident. Now do you see|the need for proper investigation? {60105}{60146}He's upstairs. {60482}{60554}Could you switch a light|on or open the curtains? {60559}{60597}Oh, dear. {60894}{61008}We'd, er, appreciate|your discretion, doctor. {61013}{61066}What have you done to him? {61071}{61170}Well, l was hoisting him|up and something gave. {61175}{61215}Don't say anything, Doc. {61220}{61316}The boys down at the harbour,|l...l'd never live it down. {61321}{61357}- ls this consenting?|- Uh? {61362}{61429}Consenting? He loves it. {61449}{61557}- My shoulder!|- Ah, yes. Sorry. Er, which one? {61562}{61624}- Right.|- OK. Can you move it? {61629}{61666}No. {61781}{61821}- This hurt?|- Ow! Ooooooh. {61826}{61913}lt's your trapezius muscle. l'll|give you an injection of diazepam. {61918}{61970}- ls it all the injuries?|- Yeah. {61975}{62067}- And the burns as well?|- Mm. Oh, apart from down on the harbour. {62072}{62142}- That was just a fall.|- Why didn't you tell me? {62147}{62232}- l'm sorry, Doc.|- Well, you...you've gotta be more careful. {62237}{62321}Well, it's just sometimes,|in the heat of the moment, {62326}{62369}Eddie forgets his safe word. {62374}{62484}- Don't tell him that!|- Oh, it's all right, sausage, he's a doctor. {62489}{62564}- Well, l should explain...|- No, you don't have to. {62610}{62696}Well, we've been married|a long time, you see, {62701}{62822}and...when our boys left|home, we needed a bit of spark. {62827}{62895}So, you...you don't|like injections, do you? {62900}{62932}- No.|- Good. {62986}{63018}Ow! {63023}{63170}And then, by chance, we found this.|Opened up a whole new world. (Titters) {63175}{63217}Now there's a spark. {63686}{63739}Oh, Marty. {63744}{63804}Oh, you look much better. {63809}{63970}- You must think you're the bee's knees.|- No, l don't. Can l see your ankle? {63975}{64037}Oh, the swelling's gone|down considerably. Good. {64042}{64140}Prescribe a glass of water, and|suddenly you're the cat's whiskers. {64145}{64227}- Can l ask you some questions?|- What for? {64232}{64430}Just routine. Er, if l had �100 and|spent seven, how much would l have left? {64435}{64540}lt's Wednesday. lt's|3.15 in the afternoon. {64545}{64660}Labour is in its third term of power and|still hasn't done anything for the elderly. {64665}{64745}We are in High Trees, home|for old codgers, near Portwenn, {64750}{64864}and you would have �93 left,|which these days, little Marty, {64869}{64929}wouldn't get you much. {64934}{64985}Right. {64990}{65071}Right. Ready then? l'll put|your suitcase in the car. {65076}{65137}Yes. Unless... {65142}{65184}What? {65220}{65291}Unless you could see|about me staying on. {65368}{65483}Yes, l know. l was terrified of|coming here, and, well, look at it. {65488}{65531}l can't think why l was scared. {65536}{65675}And, er...more to the point, l|didn't know what l was missing. {65680}{65807}- Well, l...l could ask.|- Then ask. {65812}{65850}- You're sure?|- No. {65855}{65986}There's a lot of flatulence about, and|if it gets too bad, l can change my mind. {65991}{66118}But, in the meantime,|yes. l think l am sure. {66173}{66254}Well, l'll...talk to the manager. {66364}{66486}Well... Well, what am l going to|do at half past eight every morning? {66491}{66537}You've got a farm to run. {66542}{66641}Muriel? Do you want a go? {66811}{66905}- (Joan) Good God.|- Please don't take his name in vain. {66910}{66953}Oh, Marty. {67004}{67071}l know why she was|terrified of coming here. {67076}{67115}Why? {67120}{67228}Well, because l was so|ridiculously frightened for her. {67233}{67298}ls that because you're getting old, too? {67303}{67366}Well, l wouldn't have|put it quite so bluntly. {67371}{67411}Mm. {67516}{67602}- Right, d'you want a lift?|- No. No, l'm fine on my own. {67607}{67648}All right. {68052}{68152}- Sorry. No. Erm...|- l'm terribly sorry. {68157}{68189}- Right.|- Thanks. {68194}{68255}- Expensive wine.|- Yes. l...l fancied it. {68260}{68427}l fancy an old friend...l mean, l'm having an|old friend over for dinner tonight so, er... {68476}{68546}- Louisa...|- Come on, you. Doc. {68551}{68597}Danny. {68629}{68679}- l could eat a horse. Come on.|- OK. {68684}{68736}- Right. 'Night.|- 'Night, then. {69624}{69673}ENGLlSH HOH 36241