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Okay, so, listen, I give you a little
adventure today, okay?
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So, what you're gonna do is gonna try to
convince the girl without me.
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I'm gonna be only you, okay?
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Use everything what I teach you, okay?
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Today, I challenge.
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Yeah, you challenge.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, if it
doesn't work out, you don't have to
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because I'm there, okay? So, I'm
gonna... Only me? Yeah, today only you.
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So if it doesn't work out, I'm going to
be there, so I'll help you out, okay?
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so remember
everything I teach you.
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Remember, you have to be polite, smile.
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Polite, polite.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, the girls love that,
you know?
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So you have to have self -confidence.
You have to know what you're doing. If
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start to, uh, uh, uh, they're going to
refuse, okay? So let's go, and let's see
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how you do it, okay? Hai.
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Hai? Hai.
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Okay, so Joe, do your best, okay? Yes.
Okay, I already see your apartment, the
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girls down there.
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You're going to go by yourself, okay?
Yes. Deep breath.
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Okay?
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Thank you. Yeah.
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Remember what I teach you, right?
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Yes. Remember what I teach you. The
girls... Excuse
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me.
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My name is Joe.
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Nice to meet you. Victoria.
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You are my type.
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I can speak English a little,
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but my passion is truth.
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I want to make friend to you.
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Your name?
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My name is Victoria.
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I'm very shy boy.
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I'm sorry.
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He's my friend from Japan.
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And he's totally crazy about you. I
mean, we saw you walking in the street.
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actually, we are here for making the
document. Oh, you're not cool?
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What was that?
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So basically what we want to do is, we
are doing a TV show,
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and I would like to ask you some
questions, if you don't mind, we are
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for Japanese TV, and we are interviewing
people, you know, about
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drug, about nightlife, about personal
things,
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economy, all these kind of things.
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and we really would i mean my friend is
like actually he's my boss joe and uh we
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have a mobile studio here if you have a
minute for us okay yeah you have time
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okay so and uh i tell you another thing
uh from all the people who we interview
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one people we're gonna fly to japan on
our costs so you can win a holiday a 10
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-day holiday all included okay
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All right, so listen, there's a mobile
studio right there down the street.
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It's only going to take 20 minutes.
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Joe, I think he likes you.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No. No, okay.
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We'll see. Let's go. Let's go.
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Okay, so I'll get my jacket.
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Uh, please take off your shoes.
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Take off shoes?
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Yes.
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Are you recording on Skype?
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Yes.
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Uh, please take off your shoes.
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Okay,
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thank you.
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Uh, so.
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First, I'm going to ask you some basic
questions, how old are you, what's your
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name, and then I'm going to ask you
what's your job, you know, the life, the
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economy, and we go from there. And in
the end, I might ask you some personal
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questions as well. Okay.
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Ready?
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Okay. Hi.
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Hi.
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Welcome in Hairman TV.
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Can you tell me your name, please?
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Victoria. Victoria.
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Very nice name.
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How old are you?
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Nineteen.
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Nineteen, huh?
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Okay,
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what are you doing? What are you for
living?
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Do you have a job?
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No, I have no job, but I study English
and work
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at Web Design.
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Oh, really?
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Wow. Okay.
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You have a girl. What's that?
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I like it. Okay, so where are you from?
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Russia. Oh, so you're not from here? No.
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Oh, you're just from... Yes, I study
here, but I'm from Russia.
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Okay, sure. Yeah, Russia. Okay, let's
ask some questions. How is life in
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Is it so cold? I know it's cold in
Russia, right?
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Yes. Okay.
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And...
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What about, I mean, how do you do it in
Russia? Like, you know, people make an
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average salary.
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What's the average salary in Russia?
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In Russia?
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I think... In Europe. I don't know.
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Many people think it's good.
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Okay.
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and uh perhaps a normal job in russia
how much money you make for one month a
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normal job like a waitress perhaps i
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don't know but 500 euros 600 euros 700
euros
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one thousand how much
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That's not bad, actually.
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That's really not bad.
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Okay, and how do you support yourself?
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Yes.
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Many students need money.
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Yeah, of course.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No. No, you don't have a boyfriend. I
don't have a boyfriend. No, you don't
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time for a boyfriend?
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Yes. But you have... I mean, you're a
beautiful girl. I just can't believe
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you don't have a boyfriend.
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I don't believe... Because you work out
a lot. You have beautiful long
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legs. Your body's in good shape. Just
like...
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Okay, I see these questions are not good
for you.
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Do you have friends with benefits?
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Do you have friends with benefits? No,
but do you have friends with benefits?
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You're younger, you're 19 years old, you
don't have a boyfriend.
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You know,
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I'm curious about your life.
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No.
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No? No.
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When was the last time you had a cat?
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Okay, I know it's a strange question.
No, but, you know, we just want to know
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the... I forgot.
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You forgot?
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It's so long, yeah.
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First time?
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No, it's so... I mean, she doesn't
remember when was the last time she
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had a cat.
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What about...
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I know that sounds strange, but what
about if I wanted to help you?
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I want to know what this is about.
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Because this gentleman over here is
obsessed with, you know, European women.
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I mean, he's never been with a Russian
woman, never saw a Russian woman,
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never saw a European woman.
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He, you know, he just arrived from Japan
like two days ago.
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And, of course, there's the internet.
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You can see naked women all around the
place.
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You've got beautiful boobies, and I
can't stop watching it. So, I give you
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150 euros.
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You know what? Maybe 200.
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I give you 200 euros if you show these
gentlemen your beautiful breasts.
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No?
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You can't?
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You're shy?
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She's very tight.
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Yeah, I can see that. She's more shy
than you.
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What about 300 euros?
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No.
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What about 400 euros?
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And I promise you that you're going to
be the one to try to do that.
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I want to see you all.
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You are very beautiful.
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My heart is burning now.
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Okay, so this is 400 euros for you.
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And all I have to do is pick up this and
your bra. Do you want a bra? Do you
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have a bra?
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Pick up this. 200 euros for each of
them.
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200 euros for your bra.
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Yeah, it's 400 euros. It's not fake.
It's real.
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It's all yours. Come on, take it.
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Okay?
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High five.
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Okay.
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You want us to turn around and then turn
back?
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I just want to make the situation
comfortable for you.
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I don't care.
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You don't care? Okay, then we watch.
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It's all yours.
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and we just play back and enjoy your
beautiful party.
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those breaths are brave new professor um
okay
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Oh! Look at those, Joe.
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Have you seen a beauty like that?
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Oh, it's painful.
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Yeah,
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beautiful, man. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Can we touch it for 200 more? Maybe 200
more? Only if I can touch it.
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I just want to touch.
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I'm already in another universe.
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You don't seem to be shy.
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Do you like him?
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Yeah?
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Handsome guy?
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You don't know?
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You work out? Go for sport?
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Yeah? Okay.
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We are in heaven, are we?
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Yeah, in heaven.
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Okay, honey, I'm gonna be honest.
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I mean, I know this gentleman.
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I would want to fuck your brain out if I
were to say that. But I know this
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gentleman over here is upset with you as
well. So, he's my boss.
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What if I promise you that you're gonna
fly to Japan?
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For sure, you're gonna be the one who's
going to Japan.
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You don't get laid for... You don't
remember when you get laid, right?
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So... And let me tell you something
about Japanese men. They know how to
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women.
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Okay? And you can sit back. It's okay.
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They know how to please women.
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So... So... Remember you told me you
like to satisfy women?
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Okay, so... I want you to satisfy this
lady.
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Wow, look at that. She liked the idea.
Look at that smile on her face. She
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the idea.
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Satisfaction. Yeah.
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Satisfaction. Yeah. You know what? Let's
start with putty. Shall we?
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Yeah. You want to get your putty? Yeah?
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Okay. Just lay back.
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And this gentleman right here is going
to make you satisfied.
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Okay? And this is the point where I
should get the fuck out of here.
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Have fun Joe!
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Do you like this?
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um you
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from Tiffany Creek, Iowa.
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What the fuck?
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I'm just...
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I'm
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just... I'm just...
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Very, very guilty.
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more beat
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