All language subtitles for Swag Inc English

[upbeat music plays]

[AJ] I don't care
what anyone tells you.

Dating is a sport.

And as we all know, not everyone is good at sports.

Either you win...

Yo, do you guys like magic?

[AJ] ...or you lose.

Oh, no, do you guys--

[AJ] And everybody knows
money definitely helps.

Hey, guys. How is it going?

-I'm gonna take it.
-Exactly.

[both laugh]

-No?
-It's okay. I got you, bro.

Thank you. I appreciate that.
Damn, you mean girl.

What else can I get you, guys?

Well, more whisky, definitely.

But make sure you're heavy on it

because I don't wanna drink
a river

before I catch a whaa!

[laughs]

And make it neat.

-Don't worry, I got you, bro.
-Thank you. Jesus.

-She's just being rude tonight.
-I was about to mush her.

-Yeah, whatever.
-Shit.

[AJ] Yo, I'm AJ.

I want you to follow
my friend David and I

as we demonstrate.

Ooh.

What?

She is bad, boy.

Ooh, sure you're right.

[both laugh]

[AJ] Now this woman here,
for example, is a semi baddie.

Not a full ten,
but definitely above five.

Her dress is so tight,
she can barely move.

But that's the price
females pay to look beautiful.

And I'm so drunk right now...

[AJ chuckles]

I don't even care.

I'm willing to split and divide.

Let's go. Let's leave
somebody home straight.

Somebody's taking
the Uber tonight.

[mysterious music plays]

[groans]

Shit.

Damn.

She must have had
a built-in waist trimmer.

Maybe I was too drunk
to see that gut.

Oh, I gotta stop drunk sleeping
with these women.

[woman farts]

Oh, my God.

What did you-- Ew.

Oh, hell, no. We gotta do
something about this.

[screams]

There's a fire! Wake up!

We gotta roll. We're gonna die!

Oh, my God!

Wake up! Wake up!

[low-pitched voice] Oh, my God,
baby. You all right?

Hell, no. Woman, are you crazy?

Look, you got to go
before we burn up.

[normal voice]
There ain't no fire.

-You're always playing around.
-[chuckles]

You got me.
But you still gotta go, though.

Not really a morning kisser.

Look, you got to go.

I'm not trying to be late
to my board meeting, okay?

Can we get something to eat
after your meeting?

Something to eat?

Uh, look like you already had
something to eat.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

What did you say?

I really wish I could,

but I'm not trying to get fired,so, look, let's go.

I'm gonna help you up.
I got your wig.

You put this on right here.

I could just--

You still have the tag on it.
Were you about to return it?

My dress ain't cheap.

Well, you need to return
to where you came from.

Let me help you on with this.

[both grunt]

Look, this ain't working.
You got to go.

Hey, don't rip
the tag on my dress.

-I gotta take this back.
-This ain't working.

Bye.

Let's go.

See you later. Bye-bye.

Dang, you ain't
even gonna feed me?

Damn, what,
were you wake up hungry?

Hold on a minute.

Damn.

There you go. Call you later.

You ain't got my number, though.

-Give me later.-What do you mean though, Daddy?

I love you.

I love you, Dad.

You can be my baby's dad.

[sighs]

Now she loves me.

[hip-hop music plays]

Right here.

Hey, chief.

Victoria.

Huh?

Okay, whatever.

[exhales]

[AJ exhales]

[knocking on the door]

-Who is it?
-It's AJ, sir.

Have some mail for you.

Come in.

[clears his throat]

I'm sorry,
is there something else?

Yes, sir.

I just want to take the moment

to say how thankful I am
to be working here.

And I've been brushing up

on my application development
skills.

Sir, I've even gotten Java
and PowerShell certifications.

I would love to be considered
for the development team.

-Is that right?
-Yes, sir.

What is it you do here?

I'm a mail manager, sir.

Oh. Well, uh...

-AJ. AJ, sir.
-AJ.

I suggest keeping your job
as our mail clerk--

Manager.

Mail manager, sir.

It's different.

Still mail. And as I was saying

before you
so rudely interrupted me,

I suggest keeping your job.

And if there's anything else
you'd like, contact HR

and go through our normal
recruiting process, okay?

Settled?

Yes, sir. Thank you.

[muttering] That's why nobody
likes working for your ass.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

Grass. Nice grass, sir.

[chuckles]

You guys have a good day.
I'm watching you, Earl.

All right now.

I've seen what you brought home
last night.

Your wife ain't gonna like that.

Oh, hey now.

Let's go down
and address the ball.

Okay.

[chuckles]

Okay, um...

Too-- too much.

Um, that's great.

Great-- great posture.

Are you oblivious?

-That was great.
-Good?

Yeah, that was,
oh, all very good.

-Thank you.
-Very, very good.

Uh, excuse me, beautiful.

Got any ammo for...
these bazookas?

Those noodles, you mean?

Noodles, girl?
Why you playing with me?

Is it cause you love me?

How are you doing?

-I'm fine, thank you.
-Uh-huh.

Where is Daddy-o, Daddy-o,
Daddy-o, Daddy-o?

Well, Daddy-o is not here.
But you know who is?

-Who?
-Richard.

I don't worryabout no bully head-ass Richard.

Richard ain't got nothing on me.

He is a loser.

Ever since he came out
of his mama's faint poom-poom,

he's been a loser to me.

I'm a winner.
You want a real man.

Winner, winner,
chicken dinner, baby.

-Yeah.
-Is that right?

-Okay.
-Sounds serious.

-Who are we talking about?
-This stupid dog of mine, man.

He's so crazy. He's blind.

Every time I try to play
a game with him,

he's always crashing the stuff.

Chairs, desk,
corners of the wall.

I threw the ball,
he runs to the couch.

Throw the ball again,
he jumps off the couch,

smashes his face
into the mirror, stupid dog.

I wish I could just put him down'cause he needs to die.

-That's actually pretty cruel.
-And intentional.

-Yeah.
-Ow!

Where's your compassion
for animals?

[David groans]

Come on, baby,
we got reservations.

I'm sure David
will still be here tonight

to talk to your ears off.

Okay. Uh, bye, David.

I'm gonna grab my stuff, babe.

Bye. Listen--

Bye, David.

Okay.

Ow.

[grunts]

[AJ grunts]

-AJ?
-[grunts]

Natasha James?

Wow.

It's been a minute.

High school, to be exact.

Yeah.
You sill fine as I remember.

You still have
those same wack pick-up lines.

-[AJ chuckles]
-[laughs]

How've you been?

I've been good.
You know, just working out.

Well, I don't know,
doesn't seem like it.

Well, I've been doing
a lot of cardio, you know.

Trying to slim down.

Ain't all about muscle mass.

It's about being in shape.

Feeling good about yourself.

-Anyways, so how've you been?
-Amazing.

You know me, I'm always
on my grind, always working.

Tell me about it.

I can't believe
it's been since high school.

Yeah. Why haven't I seen you
here before?

Well, I just signed up
about last week.

I just got back from Portland.

Okay.

Okay.

And I can see
why you like it here.

Oh, come on now, Natasha.

I'm not the same guy
I was in high school.

Maybe not.

But you still got them
same scrawny little muscles.

[laughs]

What's up? How's David?

You guys still friends?

Yeah, that's actually
my roommate now.

Mmm. I rest my case.

All right. Let me take you out
and show you I've changed.

Boys don't change.

Yeah, but men do.

[laughs]

Boy, you wasn't even
checking for me.

You was checking
for little mama over there.

Anyway, I gotta get back
to working out.

It was good seeing you. Bye.

Oh, damn.

Did she just play me like that?

So, she goes on the back nine,

pulls out the sandwich
and yells, "Four!"

[laughs]

[laughs]

My man, you're so crazy.

He's so crazy. What's up, man?

[Pat] Hey, David.
How are you doing?

Good, good, good.
Can't complain.

I see you out there on the green

with that bad, bad thing,
brother.

-Which one?
-Which one?

Um, plaid pants,

butt busting out,

yellow top, titties on fleek.

One who went to the doctor

and got the "I need everything
catastrophically big" sale.

That one. That one.

-That's Amber.
-I bet that's Amber.

[sighs]

She is plump.

She wants you.

She's chose upon you.

She wants your "benaee."

So-- so wait, you think she
wants to do business with me?

No, brother,
I didn't say business.

She wants the "benaee,"

your crotch rocket.

She wants the sauce
in your pants,

you know, down--
down under there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-She's chosen upon you.
-I don't know.

Yeah, she likes you,
you like that?

I don't know.

Man, you should let me help you.

You seem to be swimming
in the ocean

and can't get wet.

That's all I'm saying.

Where is she at?

She's right over there.

Ooh.

Lucky guy. Won't he do it?

Okay.

[laughs]

So, what do I do?

Brother,
first thing you gotta do

is you gotta jump the fear, man.

Woman like confidence.

You ain't got confidence, man.

You gotta drop that fear,

you gotta let that girl know

how special she is to you.

You know what I'm saying?

You need to find a way
to get on her good side.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay. So, what do I say?

Um...

Ask her out on a date, you know?

Not the movies. She don't look
like a movie type.

You gonna be in the dark
just staring at it.

You're supposed
to get sex after that.

No, that's strange.

Just never [inaudible] play.
No, you--

You-- you definitely
need to take her out

to, like, the Hollywood sign
or something.

Go hiking.

Yeah, yeah, hiking.

You think she'll like that?

She'll look at you
and she'll be like,

"Oh, he's so different,

I never had this before."

You know, you got the look,
you got the swag,

you just need the confidence.

-Go get your girl, boy.
-Okay.

-I can do this.
-I know you can do this.

I can do this.

It's time for you
to go get your girl.

I'm gonna go get her.

Get up before she finished
that...

I'm gonna go get my girl.

...Crown Royal, that Moscato.

Looks like she like
that Belvedere.

She's already probably ready,
you know what I'm saying?

[AJ whistles]

Hi, Amber.

Hi, Pat.

So, you just coming
from the range?

Yes. I had fun today.

Amber, I was just wondering

what you were doing
this weekend.

I was thinking about maybehiking up to the Hollywood sign.

I thought it would be fun
if you came with me.

Wow. That sounds like fun.

It's so creative.

I would love to.

Can I give you my number?

Yeah, yeah.

[clears his throat]

Sure.

[clears his throat]

[Amber] You have my number.
Make sure you call me.

I would definitely call you.

[Amber] Okay.

Thank you.

[both chuckle]

I told you boy.

Ooh!

I said you could do it.

It's you.

You.

-It's you, man.
-No.

I only put the thing into play,

but you, you execute.

I would have never done this
without you.

What can I say?

I just know I got the swag,
you know what I'm saying?

Listen, I know it's not
that much, man, but--

[David] Hey,
you know what I'm saying?

[Pat] I just--
I wanna thank you.

Seriously.

-Yeah? Okay.
-I never would've done this.

Man, just tell me
how that date goes, brother.

-I will.
-Tell me how the date goes.

[Pat chuckles]

I will. You. It's you.

Oh.

[Pat laughs]

That's what I do to help.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit, man.

[laughs]

Oh, dawg.

Hey, AJ.

I think I got an idea.
I need you to call the boys.

Bring them over.

I still can't believe he gave
you 500 dollars for that.

Yeah, but you believe
all these groceries he got.

[laughs]

Bro, if it was me,
I would have got a rack.

[Jaron] The only rack
you can get

is from your bum ass job
at the rib shack.

You can get out of here
with your broke ass.

But at least I got a job, nigga.

Would you all focus?

Do y'all know what this
could mean for us?

Why don't you tell us
since you're so excited

about 500 dollars?

When's the last time

you made 500 dollars?

Exactly.

Look, brothers,

I'm talking
about coming together

and starting a business,

helping guys get girls.

I made 500 dollars
without even trying.

Bro, your 500 dollars

ain't gonna help us
start a business.

Bro, I know it won't,
but think about it.

Use that big head
and look at the big picture.

I'm talking
about creating an app.

Yeah, but new apps
come out every day.

Damn, negative Nancy, who bangedyour mom and told you about it?

I'm just saying that's
a hard market to break into.

Yeah, but the right app
could make us millionaires.

Our app would just
teach guys how to date.

But you forgot which one of us

know anything
about creating apps.

Yeah, yeah.

I might.

Thank you.

Positivity from this guy.

Hello.

I've been doing enough
programming

that I think I could get
something going.

And it will help me get
even better with my skills.

But a dating app though?

Don't you think there is enough
of those already?

Obviously not
if you're still single.

See, our app
isn't gonna be regular.

See, me and AJ
are dripped in the swag sauce.

What we're gonna do
is take that swag,

that sauce and put in a bottle,
we're gonna spin it around,

mix it up and gonna serve it
for profit.

I can use some stuff
at Cyber Media after hours

to get us started.

Between equipment I have
at disposal at the office

and company credit cards
I can use for small stuff.

How the hell you get that?
You're just a mail boy.

Manager.

Mail manager. It's different.

Anyways, we should be able
to get started

with little to no risk to us
if it doesn't work out.

If you think about it,
you got me and Mike.

We can help with
the social media and marketing.

Exactly.

True, true, true,
'cause we need something to do

with his life, 'cause this niggaain't got no job.

Taking care of your mama
is a full-time job.

I thought you knew that, son.

Well, why
don't you have her buy you

some real diamond earrings
this time?

All right.
All set, everything in motion.

We'll meet back here
and wrap up the final details.

-Everybody in?
-Word.

-I'm in.
-I'm in.

Okay, cool.

-AJ?
-Oh.

What are you still doing here?

I'm just dropping off
the last bit of packages.

Oh, okay.
Well, I'm heading out, man.

All right.
You have a good night.

You too.

[sighs]

[exhales]

[exhales]

One...

two...

three...

four...

five...

-Hey, Natasha.
-...six.

Back in the gym?

-Um, I'm here aren't I?
-Yeah.

Girl, I'm sorry, do you mind
giving me a minute?

That was a dumb question.

Anyways, I left the office
really late last night.

Just decided to come in
before went home.

I feel you.

Look, we keep bumping
into each other.

You might as well let me
take you out and show you

I'm not the same guy
you met in high school.

-Okay.
-Okay?

Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.

I mean, we can go out to eat
as friends,

and take it from there.

You still have the same number?

Uh--

-Just give me your phone.
-Oh, my phone, yes.

Uh...

-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm good.

I still think you're a player,
but you know I like to eat.

Yeah.

So, tomorrow night?

Tomorrow night works.

Okay.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Okay.

I'll get my sock.

Yeah, tomorrow.

Girl, did you see that?

He wanted to hug me
here all sweaty.

Ugh.

[soft music plays]

What?

Ashley?

Hey, David.

What's up, baby girl?
You all right?

I guess, just...

currently wishing
that Richard valued my time

as much as he does his own.

All I need is a fraction
of your time and I'd be cool.

You know what I'm saying?

Why don't we hang out?

Yeah, and I'm sure
that Daddy and Richard

would totally go for that.

What are you talking about?
They love me.

Yeah.

David, you're cute, really.

It's just I have too much
going on right now,

and there's too much at risk,
if you know what I mean.

And I do have a boyfriend,
I guess.

Well,

he doesn't seem to be giving you

what you need right now.

Look.

I think you're beautiful.

I think you're amazing.

I see how hard you work here

and how much time
you don't have to give,

so I think it should be valued.

I want you to be happy, okay?

I'm not even tripping,
I really do.

But if you ever need
somebody to talk to.

Thanks, David.

Yeah, no problem.

I should get--
maybe get back to work, yeah.

[chuckles]

That's probably best.

Um, I'm gonna wait.

He'll be here any minute, so--

All right, so--

All right.

Ooh.

[snores]

[David groans]

[both gasp]

My bad. But your bad too.

Don't be scaring me like that.

That's crazy.

It's cool, bro.

[chuckling] What's up with you?

It's kind of hard
seeing you on the couch.

[sighs]

I've been working on this app

and working a nine to five
the past day.

Barely got any sleep,
so I just got home from work.

You definitely need
to catch up on those Z's.

I'm just gonna be here
dealing with my pain,

my issues, my sorrow.

What's wrong with you?

Uh, I tried to talk
to Ashley today.

-Ashley?
-[David] Yeah.

What? How did that go?

Horrible.

Richard is in the way.

Her pops doesn't like me.

He sees a better future for her,and it's not with me.

I really feel the one she needs

is staring her right
in her breast--

-I mean...
-[chuckles]

...her eyes.

I care about her, dawg.

I feel you, bro.

I don't mean to throw this
in your face

while you're feeling that life,

but I got a date
set up with Natasha.

Oh, that's good.

That's good. Good news.

I'm proud of you.
I'm happy. I'm excited.

Yeah.

I mean, it's only food,

but if your boy still got it,

then it shouldn't be
an issue for me.

[David] Yeah, right, no problem.You better eat it up.

You know what I'm saying?

[David laughs]

You're the man,
I know it's all gonna work out.

♪ True ♪

-Do me a favor though, bro.
-[David] What?

Call the boys up.

So I'm gonna pull up

and I got something important
to show y'all.

I'm sure all you're gonna
be happy about this.

-[David] Yeah, I bet.
-I'm gonna get some more rest.

[David] No, man,
just get that sleep.

We're here for you, brother.
Ain't nothing.

We ready. We ready, we ready.

I just need
to figure out Ashley.

Ashley, I hate your daddy
and I hate your boyfriend.

[AJ] All right, so here it is.

This app works by new users,
males looking to pull ladies,

downloading the app

and subscribing
for our services.

Now, they can get
certain stuff for free,

like a couple of basic tips,

access to reviews,
and testimonials.

However,

where we make our cash

is by offering them
lessons in swag

customized
specifically for them.

We offer them a consultation.

And before they know it,

they will have ladies
in the palm of their hands.

That's super tight.

So they download the app,

they subscribe.

How much are we charging them
for a lesson?

Well, considering everyoneisn't making country club money,

I say two 200 dollars per month.

That get them
one consultation per week.

They would just have to book it
a day in advance.

You know we don't use
even numbers, right?

We should do 199.99,
don't you all think?

Okay, whatever, 199.99 it is.

So at this point,
what we're gonna call it?

Personally, I like

"How to Get Hoes."

But that's a dumbass decision.

I think we could do
better than that

'cause we're creative,
we're more creative than that.

Agreed.

All right,
so we're selling swag,

we got swagger,

I feel like "Swag Inc."
makes sense.

-No, that's corny.
-Corny?

No, if you think about it,
I kind of like "Swag Inc."

It's different.

Thank you.
Thank you, my brother.

Personally,
I just like "How to Get Hoes."

I bet you do.

Well, since we'll never call it

"How to get Hoes,"

it's official,
"Swag Inc." it is.

We'll go live
with the app tomorrow.

Cheer to that.

-I'll cheer on that.
-Cheers!

How to Get Hoes?
What's up with you, man?

No more of that.

-What's up, kid?
-What's up, Rickey?

-How you doing, brother?
-Good to see you, man.

Can't call it. Can't call it.

I see you here all the time,
you know.

You seem like
a really good dude.

You-- you-- you play golf?

Uh, man, I'll leave that
to y'all professionals,

retirees with the pensions
and stuff.

I just come in to work,
get my dirty hands.

I mean, I'm cool. I like that.

-I wouldn't mind it.
-[Rickey] All right.

-You know what I'm saying?
-Nice, nice.

This is a little awkward,but this is a great opportunity,

so I'm gonna go ahead. Guys...

Hello, gentlemen,
my name is David

and I have a company
called Swag Inc.

where it is catered
to you gentlemen

to indulge
in women such as that.

Basically, what we're doing
is trying to get you all

to step your game up
and, you know what I'm saying,

put a few notches on them.

You know what I'm talking about.

You know what I'm talking about.

This young buck is gonna give usa lesson in swag.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, tell me,
if you are so good,

tell me how I can pull

that fine young honey
behind the bar.

Rickey, Rickey, Rickey,
have a little faith brother.

I got you, it's no problem.

All right, first step
is always the easiest.

[Rickey] Uh-huh.

What you're gonna do
is go over there

and order something.

Wait, wait, wait. Who is paying?

Ah, that's why y'all rich.

See, this is why
you're in the golf course.

All right, this is
a lot of money for me.

-Gotcha, gotcha.
-So I need my check.

What you're gonna do,
you go and get a small drink

or appetizer piece,
no more than that.

Uh...

It's not about what you order,

'cause what you really wanna do

is find out what she likes

-when she gets off work.
-Right.

See, maybe she likes
what you like.

Maybe she don't.

Do we really care, gentlemen?
No.

'Cause what it's really is
about is taking

and incorporating that what
she likes

into the first date.

You know what I'm saying?

I got you, got you, got you.

See, you don't know, Rickey.

She may already like you,
Rickey.

Look at you, Rickey.

You are too pretty, Rickey.

She may already want you,
Rickey.

She want your number.

In fact, however though,

you ain't twenty no more,
Rickey.

No, I didn't say that.

You're like
fifty-something, right?

Fifty-something
with the pictures.

Easy, easy.

And everybody got a littlebit more, got a little bit less.

I'm just saying, I'm not trying
to hurt your feelings.

So you gonna separate yourself.

You're gonna use your confidenceto show that she wants you

and you want her.

That's what's most important.

[imitates roar]

Yes, that's
what I'm talking about.

We got this boy on the go.

-Go and show what you got.
-All right, I'm going in.

I'm going in.

Go in and show
what you got, bro.

-Yeah.
-I like that, I like that.

So you see
what I'm talking about?

Okay.

Okay. Uh...

So, basically, look.

You see him engage.

[chuckles]

Uh, hey.

Hey, pretty Rickey.

[Rickey chuckles]

You remember my name.

[Debbie] You're here again, huh?

[chuckles]

-You know me.
-Yeah.

What can I get you to drink?

Oh... I'll have another beer.

Another one?

-You trying to get turned up?
-Yeah.

[both laugh]

No, you know, I'm just trying
to have some fun.

Speaking of fun,
what do you do for fun?

Well, you know,
I'm a single mom,

so I stay home
most of the time with my kids,

but I really like
sitting in front of my fire

with a nice glass of wine.

Do you ever get
to any of the wineries?

No, not really.

But it sounds interesting,
though.

Yeah, well, I'm a member
of a couple of them.

Yeah, I'll tell you what,
maybe, you know, sometime,

when you're not working,

we could go wine tasting.

Uh...

What do you say?

Mm...

You know what?

Okay, sounds good.

Let me--

[laughs]

Let me give you my number.

Okay, okay, all right.

-Here you go.
-Nice.

-Looking forward to it.
-Yeah, me too. Me too.

Swag Inc.
is blowing up right now.

I'm gonna be rich.

I'm gonna be rich. You need to--

You need to subscribe
to this app.

I'm telling you, you need
to subscribe to this app,

'cause I ain't playing
with y'all.

I'm [inaudible] man.

This is my last plate.

All right, nigga, subscribe.

Motherfucker.

Boy, do you see me?

Pick up.

Pick up.

Man, you don't even know how
much we ballin' boy

we'll get so much, buddy boy.

AJ, it's serious,
it's financially serious.

Well, you never had
money like this.

AJ, seriously, call me back.

Call me back. Call me back, AJ!

Call me.

Uh...

Ashley?

Ashley.

Hey, Ashley.

Hey.

You-- you okay?

Not really, but I'll be okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, now.

You okay? You could talk to me
if you need to.

I mean, you don't have to,
but you--

you could talk to me
if you need to.

[sobs]

[sobs]

Why do men have to be so stupid?

You guys get two heads
but no brain.

You have the most amazing,
perfect, beautiful woman

that does everything right and--

and you guys are
still gonna mess it up

over some dumb stupid hoe.

[chuckles]

Please don't tell me

Richard was stupid enough
to cheat on you.

The bottom line is when it
comes to the things like this,

I mean,

people aren't thinking
when they cheat.

You don't think.

And unfortunately,

the stupid guys
could be really selfish.

And now I'm at work

and I'm all in my feelings
over Richard.

No. No, now, look.

This happens to all of us.

I'm here for you
if you need someone to talk to,

a shoulder to cry on,

someone to just kick it with you

and get your mind off of
this stupid, stupid situation.

I know.

You're--

You're really sweet. Thanks.

I--

I'm a mess and...

I need to get back to work.

You're not a mess, but you
do need to get back to work.

And pretty girls shouldn't cry.

Pretty girls don't cry,

especially strong, beautiful
black women such as yourself.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean, you never know,

the future
could be bright for you.

Maybe the right man comes

with the right kind
of everything you need.

You know what I'm saying?

At least you could tell Daddy

Richard ain't all that.

It's the queen.
You know what I'm saying?

Thank you.

Don't let the white boy
hold you down.

-Oh, come on.
-You know what I'm saying?

That's what I'm here for.
I'm here for you.

You know what I'm saying?

♪ Days might be different ♪

♪ I come back,
you never know ♪

♪ You know what I'm saying?

♪ I'm feeling good ♪

♪ Today was
a good day for me ♪

♪ I'm sorry
you went through this ♪

♪ I'm gonna make sure
it's a good day for you ♪

♪ Just tell me what you need,
what you want ♪

-[Ashley] Get out of here.
-You know what I'm saying?

You are so stupid.

You're damn right, I'm stupid,
stupid for you, girl.

[laughs]

-Whatever.
-See? See?

Get out of here.
I got work to do.

All right. I'm gonna go to work.You should be happy--

-So, Natasha.
-So, AJ.

How come we never dated
in high school?

It's like no matter what I triedto do and impress you,

nothing would work.

That's the problem.

What?

Is that all you did

was try to impress.

Oh.

You know,
being yourself is enough.

High school AJ
just wasn't my type.

All you and your boys ever did
was whatever you had to do

to get the girl
and it was on to the next.

I don't think that's exactly
how I was in high school.

[chuckling] What?

You went to three different
high school proms

with three different girls.

I mean, yeah,
at least they were all nice.

[chuckles]

So, what do you look for now?

I don't know.

Someone that has it together.

Looks are great,

but I don't want no broke man,

I don't want no promoter
or dealer.

I just want
a normal relationship

with a guy that works hard,

puts me first,

so that in return
I can do the same.

I see.

What about you?

I don't know.

I mean, all women are beautiful.

Spoken like a true hoe.

[chuckles]

I mean, obviously

I'm looking for something
more than looks.

I think I'm in the point
in my life where I need someone

who can challenge me
intellectually

and push me to be my best.

All the more reason
I like being around you.

You know,

I feel the same.

Tonight's been really nice.

I feel the same way too.

-Cheers!
-Cheers!

You are so beautiful.

Thank you.

[David] ♪ I'm a lion ♪

♪ I'm a lion ♪

♪ This is
what I told that chick ♪

♪ I'm a lion ♪

[hums]

[imitates roar]

-What the hell is all this?
-[gasps]

-Hello, AJ.
-Don't hello AJ me.

What the hell is all that stuff
and where did you get it?

Just enjoying
the fruits of our labor.

What fruits?

Well, you would know

if you answered
the text message back

or at least calls, brother,
or answer the phone.

Okay, I'm sorry

I didn't answer
your call earlier.

Forgiven.

I was getting ready
for a date with Natasha.

Ooh, Natasha!

How was that? How did it go?

It went well.

I think.

Hopefully, I'd get
a second date with her.

You know, she's not
like any other girl I dated.

I gotta work
really hard for her.

[David] Really hard.
Man, I don't know.

Something just tells me
it's gonna be a real ride.

I mean, you might get
anything you want.

[AJ] Nah, bro, she's special.

Oh, she is, okay.
Okay, well, sure, no problem.

But you still need to explain

why it look like
a Black Friday sale in here.

Have you not
been paying attention

to what's been going on?

AJ, Swag Inc. is...

[imitating slow motion]
...blowing up!

-Really?
-[David] Ooh!

Yeah, boy!

Get your head in the game, man.

Our first day,

we have over 2,000 subscribers.

AJ, that is over
2,000 subscribers to Swag Inc.

AJ, that's over 2,000 people

paying 199 dollars

and 99 cents, plus tax!

Oh, my God.

[David] Yes!

We're rich.

You feel me.

-We are rich.
-Yeah, we are rich.

Oh, my God, we're rich!

♪ We are rich, we are rich ♪

♪ We are rich,
we are rich, we are rich ♪

I feel like the King of Zamunda.

Look at this royal [inaudible].

My son works?

[laughs]

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Whatever you like.

How much did you spend, huh?

Couch...

David, how much did you spend?

It's real nice TV, right?

You know that's real gold.

Gosh, so you're gonna make me
tell you this. All right.

-Twenty thousand dollars.
-Twenty thousand dollars?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Chill, fool, chill.

We still got
over 400,000 dollars

to invest, trick-off,
go on vacation,

find that special girl,
that right--

You know what I'm saying?

You know what? You're right.

You damn right, I'm right.

You know, we gotta tell
the boys ASAP.

And we gotta get an office.

Now you're right.

I gotta figure out
how I'm going to quit my job.

-Yeah.
-Same.

Walk into that office
and do what I do.

♪ 'Cause we ain't po'
no mo', no po' mo' ♪

We're rich!
We are rich! We are rich!

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, shit.

-Oh, my--
-Okay, you were right.

-I told you.
-He was right.

-I told you. I was right.
-I was right.

Damn, I was right.
Damn, I was right.

Now I can quit
the barbeque job officially.

Yes, still cool.

Fellas, pay attention, man.
Look, we are getting money.

That's all that matters
right now.

True, true. Right.

But how do we get
the numbers to grow?

[upbeat music plays]

Let's do it again.
Let's do it. Come on.

Look at the numbers.

Look.

[all scream]

-Oh, my God.
-Let's go!

Yes, let's go. Let's go.
Let's go, baby.

Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby.

Hey, what's up, man? You good?

Yeah.

[sighs]

Victoria.

AJ, "whats" happened?

Yeah, I just wanted
to let you know

that today is my last day
working at Cyber Media.

Oh, that's so cool.

Yeah, Victoria,
I didn't understand

anything you just said,
but I just wanted

to let you know
that today is my last day

working here at the company.

Oh, you savage. I--

I keep doing the...

And it doesn't matter.

Are you trying to say savage?

And yes, I am savage.

I actually started
my own business.

[Victoria gasps]

Uh-huh.
It's an app called Swag Inc.

I really wanted to stop by
and say bye,

but also let you knowI'll be needing developers soon.

-Oh, "counts" me in.
-[AJ] You mean count you in?

Okay, cool. Slide me your info.

Okay.

-What info would that be?
-Oh, hey, Mr. Stevenson.

I was just talking to Victoria
about getting her contact info.

-Oh. You two are friends?
-Yes.

And that's strange,

'cause I've never seen you two
talk before.

So, what's this I heard
about you going somewhere?

Yeah, I had an opportunity
come up

that could just not let go.

But I really enjoyed
working here.

-What kind of opportunity?
-Just some investment banking.

[laughs]

Sorry, no offense, but you?

I mean, you just don't strike me

as the investment banking type.

Okay.

But good luck with your journey.

I'll be contacting you.

And, Mr. Stevenson,

thank you for the opportunity
to work here.

Yeah.

Well, I appreciate
you guys coming out

and engaging with the space.

And with that,
we complete our tour.

What do you guys think?

We'll take it.

[all cheer]

All in, all in.

One, two, three, Swag Inc.!

Woo!

Yo, hurry up, man.

Okay, sorry.

You're all ready?

Yo!

Ooh!

All right.

Yo, bro, I'm really excited
for the future of this company.

Shit, I'm excited too.

My G.

I mean, we're all making money,
we got boxes and stuff.

[cell phone rings]

Uh, hello?

So you're just gonna up and quit

without giving
a two weeks' notice

or even saying goodbye, huh?

Um, I'm sorry,

I have no idea who this is.

I'm tired,
I'm working with my boys,

we got a company,
got things going.

-Hello.
-[Ashley] It's Ashley, silly.

[coughs]

I wasn't here when you quit

and I just got the word,

so I decided to take
the liberty of looking up

your phone number,
since I'm your boss and all.

Hope you don't mind.

Oh, girl, that's cool.

I mean...

That's totally fine.

I just wanted to say thank you,

you know, for all your support
the other day

when I was dealing
everything with Richard.

And I like to go to dinner

if you're still interested.

I'm definitely interested.

[chuckles]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Ashley] Okay, perfect.

How about tomorrow night?

There's this great spot
in Santa Monica.

They have
really good Italian food.

I'll send you the info,
and you can pick me up.

I'll talk to you then.

Thank you for calling.

And it's about time.

Bye, David.

Bye, Ashley.

[jazz music playing]

Excuse me, sir.

[Betty sighs]

-Betty.
-So sorry to bother you, sir--

Well, we've already established
you're bothering me, so--

[chuckling]
Sir, you're so funny.

I just wanted--

Nothing very big,

I just have this month's

outstanding credit card
transactions,

and they need your approval.

-Well, let me see them.
-Okay. There you go.

There aren't that many.

There's just Josh Ojo

and Ceci Thomas

and Antoine Johnson, AJ.

-AJ?
-Uh-huh.

Yeah, he-- he doesn't have
too many transactions, but--

And they're not exorbitant,
you can see here,

but they're outstanding,
nonetheless.

These are all for a manage
service provider?

Yeah, I'm-- I'm sorry, sir.

I-- I only do the amounts
and the dates,

I don't do the merchants,

so I have no idea
what you're saying.

No, of course you don't, Betty.

But a manage service provider,
as the name implies,

it hosts or provides IT service
for another company.

Could be as small
as providing servers

or managing the entire network.

Oh, well, now isn't that
interesting, sir,

seeing how AJ
manages our mailroom?

I mean, that seems
like odd transactions,

don't you think?

Odd?

Indeed.

[Betty] Very odd, sir.

Well, shake it
while you take it, Betty.

Okay, yes, sir.

You know what, Betty?

Let me hold on to those.

Okay. Thank you, sir.

And I'll still shake it
while I make it.

-Thank you, Betty.
-[laughs]

You're looking good, Betty.

Thank you, sir.

Good gang, though.

What the fuck?

Relax. Relax.

Relax.

You good? You good ,bro?

-Who is that?
-You good?

[David] I don't know. Hey, girl.

That's Bianca. Yeah,
the new executive assistant.

I mean, my bad,

the Swag Inc.'s
executive assistant.

Oh, yeah?

Me and Jaron felt we could use
an executive assistant.

Okay.

That's cool right there.
That's cool.

Well, hey, welcome to the team.

Thank you.

We'll be in the conference room
in case anyone needs us.

Sir, the conference room
is that way.

I told you.

When did we put
the conference room over there?

You already knew that.

I never said I wanted
the conference over there.

[AJ] Okay, let's officially
get things started.

Good morning, everyone.

Does anyone have
any new information

they'd like to share
right off the gate?

Okay, then let's jump
right into it.

How is our social media
marketing coming along?

[with an accent]
Our social media is exquisite.

We have influencers
who have agreed to let us

use their content
for a small fee

if it applies to what we're
trying to do here at Swag Inc.

Mmm...

Why are you taking like that?

Like what?

-Why are you taking like that?
-Like what?

Nigga, why are you taking
like Bryant Gumbel?

Thank you.

[laughs]

This is my professional voice

for this company.

We don't need
a professional voice, bro.

We just need
the information, man.

Professional companies
need professional employee.

Whatever, Mike, just give us
the damn information.

Damn, bro, what voice
you want me to use?

Whatever makes you feel good.

Great. As I was saying,
our social sites have grown

by the thousands
in the short amount of time

that we have been operational
here at Swag.

Perfect.

How about we get someone
to let us coach them

while on livestream?

That could be big.

Matter of fact, let's do that.
Okay, next.

Okay, for marketing,
we got an ad campaign.

Gotta run
before the video content

on three different platforms
that target the age group

that we're looking for.

Also, Relationship Magazine
wants to do an article

about our dating app,

explaining why men with Swag

got a chance to getting a date.

We should think about that.

Nice. I think David
should be really involved

with that article since himand I both do Swag consultation.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it.

I hope you guys have some fun

with your newfound success
at Swag Inc.

You've earned it.

All right.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah,
that's what I'm talking about.

No problem.

Great, man.

[David mutters]

What?

Hell, what is up with you, man?

What do you mean?

You've just been so happy

all of a sudden all day today.

Oh, oh, that's
'cause I'm texting Ashley

about our date tonight.

-Ashley?
-[laughs]

Oh, man, man, my bad.

We've been so busy working hard,I forgot to tell you, bro.

But yeah, Ashley. Ooh!

Okay, player, you think
you're ready for that date?

I know we both got game,

but that's
a whole another league

you're about to jump into.

Uh, what do you mean?

Bro, you've seen Richard.

He's a rich airheaded model.

That's her type.
That's her whole family side.

That's been her type
her whole life.

So I know she expect
to have fun with you.

But for you to make it work,

if you wanted to go beyond that,

you're gonna have to change.

Damn. Damn, you're right.

Oh, man.

Do you think
you're ready for that?

I thought I was ready for that.

I was having a good day
until you said that, but--

So, I'm not tripping but--

Bro, you know I love you
and I'm gonna look out for you.

-You know what I'm saying?
-Man, no, you're right.

I'm gonna come up with a plan.

-I hope so.
-Yeah. I got it.

All right, all right.
All right, I say thank you.

Thank you. All right.
No, no, 'cause you're right.

Just don't want you
to take any--

And her dad
don't even like me, man.

Bro, I don't want you taking
any L's out here.

I mean, we got Swag Inc. now,
we gotta stay swagged up.

Watch me get this done.

[Stevenson]
I've asked you all here today

to discuss a very urgent matter.

Seems that one of our own
former employee has--

has left the company,

somebody I'm sure
you're all quite familiar with.

Of course, I'm talking
about Antoine Johnson,

or more commonly known as TJ--

AJ.

Right.

Exemplary employee.

He ran the mailroom
meticulously.

He showed great promise.

In fact, I told him,

"Antoine, you're good.

Bro, you're good.

You're so good,

you get the required training,

I'm gonna kick you--
kick you up."

That's right.

"I'm gonna kick you up
to software programming team."

He--

He was more
than a valuable employee.

He--

He was more than a homie.

He--

He was like a son to me.

Yeah, firstborn. Yeah.

I plucked him
right out of the hood.

-South Central.
-There it goes.

How did he pay me back?

[clicks his tongue]

Stabbed me right in the back.

[grunts]

-It hurts, hurts right here.
-[Betty] Oh.

[Stevenson] But then he did
the worst of it.

He also

made fraudulent charges...

Unreal.

...using
the company credit card.

So...

here's what I need
from all y'all.

I need you to keep
your eyes open.

Keep your ears
down on the street,

check emails, listen up.

I'm not telling you
to spy on your--

Well, yeah, I am telling you
to spy on your employees.

Get to the bottom of this.

Jiovan, you with me?

It's James.

-It is. I knew that.
-[Betty] It is.

'Cause I believe
in the company, right?

One love.

-Who with me? One love!
-One love!

-Let me hear you. One love!
-[all] One love!

[Stevenson] One love!

-[all] One love!
-[Betty] Yeah.

Go get him, go get him!

Bun boy, go get him.

Go get him, bun boy.

You looking smart.

[David hums]

Richard.

Just the man I was looking for.

-What's up, man?
-[Rickey] Hey.

-What up?
-It's good to see you.

And I'm glad you took
my advice on that haircut.

Player, player, player,
looking good.

Yeah. And it worked too, man.

Listen, I just wanna thank you

for helping an old man get some.

Man, I took that thing home

and beat it up like I was a cop.

You're like my dad.
I don't need the details.

But I'm glad for you, brother.
That's real cool.

[Rickey] My bad, my bad.

You seen Ashley around here?

-No, man, I can't say I have.
-All right, good.

As a low-key, I need to have
a favor from you really bad.

Oh, man, you know I got you.

I finally got
my first date with Ashley.

I don't fit in.

I don't think I even belong.

I hate to say this,

I need you
to make me like Richard.

I need to be like Richard.

Yeah, we might need
some help with that one.

Pfft, duh.

I think I got it.

Whoa!

What?

Yeah!

[upbeat music plays]

You know,
you really surprised me.

Why? Why is it? Why?
Why do you say that?

Wine,

walking on the outside
of the street,

opening my door,
pulling up my chair.

No offense,
but I didn't even know

you knew how to do those things.

[both chuckle]

You know, I'm surprised,

I'm surprised
that you feel that way.

I guess, you know,

I'm used to a lot of guys
approaching me

but I think I was
so accustomed to Richard

and his mundane routine
and being emotionless,

I kind of forgot what it's like

when a guy
really pays attention to you.

And you seem to really takeinterest in me, and I like that.

I'm infatuated with you.

And when it comes
to people that I feel

are very special to my heart,

I feel this is important

to pay them
the utmost attention.

Well, I definitely have been
paying attention to you.

[David] Huh?

Yeah.

And I'm actually
really proud of you.

I'm excited for you
and your new business venture.

I gotta be honest.

I just--

I know my destiny
has a lot for me

than just being
a long time waiter.

You know. No.

-No, okay, no one is around.
-[Ashley chuckles]

I got no problem with that but--

I don't think
anyone thinks that.

But who cares
what people think anyway?

That's right.

You can't live your life worried

about other people's opinions
of you.

And I know that probably sounds
crazy coming from me,

but it's a lesson
that I'm learning

and maybe I can teach it to you.

-You could teach me.
-Yeah.

Why don't we get out of here?

Okay, I might take you home.

It's only
that I'm enjoying myself.

[chuckles]

I didn't say anything
about going home.

Garçon!

Um, check!

Well, I've been looking
into this AJ situation.

And it appears
that a Cyber Media credit card

was being used for purchases

on a website titled Swag Inc.

[Betty] Huh.

Apparently, the service provider

sold the domain for the website

along with several other
network services to AJ

when he used the card.

Really?

Yes, Swag Inc.
is a business website

that's a popular dating app.

Ah, a dating app.

Go on.

Customers make payments
through the website.

[laughs]

AJ. Wow.

All right.

Let me tell you
what we're gonna do.

First of all, great work.

Thank you.

Betty, I want you to set up
a meeting with AJ

and I want you
to keep this meeting quiet.

But I want you to be there
when we meet with AJ

as my IT expert, okay?

-Very well, sir.
-Good work.

Yeah, this was good work.
Really g--

[gentle music plays]

Wow.

You like it?

Like ain't a strong enough word.

[chuckles]

Well, you know how I do.

And you are doing it well.

Yeah. Walk in front of me.
Let me see you real quick.

[chuckles]

Damn.

Let me follow
right behind you girl.

Yes.

Do not look back when you do
that look back, girl.

[laughs]

[upbeat sexy music plays]

-This place is really dope.
-Really dope.

Do you mind if I squeeze
myself real quick?

I'm gonna go to the ladies room.

-I'll be right back.
-Okay.

-Hey, AJ.
-[AJ] Oh, Stacey. Hey.

-How are you?
-[AJ] I'm good. How are you?

I text you a few times,

but you don't return
my messages.

I'm sorry, I've just been
a little bit busy.

[AJ chuckles]

[Stacy chuckles]

Are you--
are you here with somebody?

I actually am.

Oh, well,
I'm gonna leave you to it.

-Okay. Nice seeing you, Stacey.
-[Stacy] Nice seeing you too.

All right.

Now, don't forget about me
after you're done with her.

Natasha. Natasha!

-Natasha.
-No!

-Natasha, wait.
-No!

-Just--
-Stop following me.

You've already wasted your time

and you damn sure
already wasted mine.

Natasha, I promise you
it's not what it looks like.

So you didn't just kiss
that girl in there?

-No. She kissed me.
-Are you freaking kidding me?

I'm being so serious right now.

You didn't try
to stop her either.

Taking woman as they come, huh?
Same old AJ.

This is why I never
opened up to you before.

Natasha, just come back inside
and let's talk about it.

No! Matter of fact,
do us both a favor.

Lose my number.I never wanna talk to you again!

-Natasha.
-Get off of me!

-Natasha, please!
-Get off!

[exhales]

[sad music plays]

-Thank you.
-No problem.

-AJ.
-Oh.

Hey, it's been a while.

[AJ] How you doing,
Mr. Stevenson?

-How you doing?
-Great to see you.

Please, have a seat.

Okay.

-Thanks for coming by.
-No problem.

You all mentioned that was
urgent matter at hand

and, you know,
I thought maybe I can assist.

Well, uh, true and we appreciate

your expediency
in taking the meeting.

We just have one minor issue
we need your help to resolve,

if that's possible.

What's up?

-[Stevenson] Please.
-Well...

[Charles clears his throat]

It seems to me
that before you left,

you made some purchases

with your Cyber Media
company card

for a service provider.

The items listed
are a website and services.

All related to Swag Inc.

A company
which I believe you own.

Excuse me.

Co-own, okay?

Look,
I apologize for this matter.

Betty, I can just pay off
the charges right now.

Oh, no, no, no, AJ.
You can't do it like that.

If only it were that easy, AJ.

But, unfortunately,

it seems as though you made
the purchases for Swag Inc.

using funds
of Cyber Media Incorporated

without our approval.

Therefore, in my eyes

and in the eyes of the law,

Swag Inc.
falls under the umbrella

of our company.

In other words,
we own your company.

Nah, negative.

My friend, David and I
started Swag Inc.

and built it from the ground up
using our skills.

You never wanted me
to leave the mailroom.

Oh, that is so--

How can you say that?
How can that--

You know what?
That-- that-- that hurts.

-That-- that's just cruel.
-Yeah.

You know that's not true.

You were a valued employee
of this company

and you left
on your own volition.

That's bullshit and you know it.

-Don't get ghetto on me, bro.
-Oh!

Don't go ghetto, now.

There's no reason
for violence here.

Please, AJ.

Why do you have your hands up?

Please, sit.

Let's stay in our heads--
It's okay, Betty.

Please, please, please,
everyone just bring it down.

Yes, okay.

-Please.
-[Betty sighs]

So, here's where we are.

AJ, either you sign over
your company

to Cyber Media Incorporated,

or we take you to court

and we bring you up
on charges of theft.

The decision, mind you,

is entirely your own.

Take a few minutes,
if you need to.

-[Betty exhales]
-[Stevenson] Again.

[Betty] This is--
this is too much.

And take all the new inventory
and set it up here.

And then you can rotate
the old inventory out--

-Ashley.
-[Elroy] Daddy.

Can I have a word with you
for a moment?

[Ashley] Sure thing.

Um, so finish up
the new inventory

until I return, okay?

Okay.

Hey, Daddy.

So where were you last night?

Do you understand
how worried I was

when you didn't come home?

I just went out, Daddy.

What do you mean you went out?
You never go out.

Ashley, you should have said
something.

I mean, who'd you even
go out with?

Daddy, I'm an adult.

I can go out on occasions.

It's no big deal.

Oh, so now you wanna tell me

about how much of an adult
you are?

No, Daddy.
That's not what I meant.

Young lady, I'm gonna ask you
one more time.

Who did you go out with?

[exhales]

David.

The waiter?
Jesus Christ, Ashley.

What were you even thinking?
You're not doing that.

See, I knew
you were going to say that.

-But he's a great guy, Daddy.
-It doesn't matter.

I did not raise you
to be with the waiter.

Do you understand me?

Now, we all have worked too hard

for you to do this
to this family.

Daddy, I'm an adult.
I can date who I want.

You surely can,
and if you make that decision,

you're gonna
be dating them unemployed.

What? Daddy!

-End it now.
-[Ashley] What?

Hmm. I'd say I'm definitely
not the computer guy.

[cell phone rings]

Hey, babe.

I was just telling myself

how horrible I am at computers.

What's up, boo?

[Ashley] Hey, David.

Ooh, what's up with not
having the sexy voice?

You all right?

[Ashley]
Yeah, everything is fine.

Look, I enjoyed
the other night but--

I did too.

[Ashley] I can't do this.

What do you mean,
you can't do this?

[Ashley] You're great. We...

You're great too!

[Ashley] ...just aren't a fit.

What do you mean,
we're not a fit?

I had a great time at dinner,
you had too.

I mean, I can see our chemistry.

What, what are you
talking about?

[Ashley] I'm sorry, David.

Babe, don't just-- don't just--

Hello?

Ash?

Yo, bro. Can we talk?

Uh, hmm. Give me a second. Okay.

[exhales]

So, what's up?

Natasha's mad at me.

And we're losing the business.

Wait, Natasha's mad at you?

I literally just get dumped
by Ashley.

And you telling me we--

We're not losing the business,
my G.

What happened?

'Cause I used
Cyber Media's credit card.

They have legal rights to take
the company away from us.

Dammit, AJ.

Yup, it sucks. Don't it?

Hell, yeah, it sucks.

How are we gonna tell
Mike and Jaron?

We just got them jobs.

Man, I can't help but feellike this is all my fault.

That's the last thing
I'm gonna let you think.

Hey, look at me, man.

We wouldn't be here
if it weren't for you.

The grind,
the company, the money,

all because of your ingenuity.

-Hell!
-Thanks, man.

It's all good. That's life.
We just gotta deal with it.

You know what I'm saying?Keep it pushing, keep it moving.

-Thanks, man.
-I don't know what--

It's real messed up now. I mean.

Man, it's gonna be so awkward.

I'm gonna have
to get my old job back.

Oh, it's gonna be terrible
seeing Ashley like this.

Hi, ex-girlfriend.

Can I take your order?

You want fries with that?

Can I get you some more water?

I'll just take care of that.

I just want to make sure
you're taken care of.

If there's any changes,
I got you.

Woah! What are you doing here?

What can I say, man?
I had to get back to work.

Man, I thought you'd be
out there making the big bucks.

I kind of was,
and then me and my partner

went through a hostile takeover,

and now I'm feeling
both black and white.

[laughs]

I see, I see.

Well, at least
you still have Ashley.

-Oh, bro.
-Yeah.

Tell me you didn't mess that up.

Man, what can I say?

I just wasn't her type, bro.

Man, you never were her type.

But you played the game
to get her.

So, you know,
if you wanna keep her,

you gotta change, man.

Look, hey.

You are where you are
because of who you are.

If you want something different,you gotta be somebody different.

I'll tell you,
bring your boy here tomorrow.

I'll teach you
how to keep a woman.

-[laughs]
-Okay.

-I'll teach you some real swag.
-All right, man.

I mean, at this point
I'll take whatever I can get.

I see. I see you happy.

-[Rickey] All right.
-You do your thing.

[Rickey] All right, all right.

[Rickey laughs]

Well, I don't want Ashley
to see us learning things.

Is this gonna be okay?

[Rickey] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woah, woah, woah.

Now, listen.

Let me break this down for you.

[laughs]

Romance 101, all right?

Now, you guys
might benefit from this.

Um, Mr. Rickey.

I'm confused.

Are you trying to teach me
how to be a man?

You had an afro, brother.
I helped you with that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woah, woah, woah.

[laughs]

Now, you guys
might have the moves

and be able to attract the ladyand get them into bed, you know,

but I got the wisdom.

See that? Wisdom.

Okay?

Now, back in the day,

I used to be a player, player.

[chuckling] Yeah.

I was single and I--

I "likes" to mingle.

But you know,
now I found Debbie, you know.

And I may have gotten her
with some swag,

but I'm keeping her
with substance.

Now see that's what you need
to start worrying about.

Your-- your shine--

Uh-huh.

And concentrate on substance.

Now shine fades, but substance

is what keeps
a woman interested.

Rickey,

I appreciate
what you're trying to say,

but we don't have
any substance at the moment.

-Thank you.
-We lost our company.

We lost our girls.

I'm unemployed, and David
is back to being a waiter.

And I hate that.

That's not the substance

I'm talking about.

I'm talking about character,
you see?

Now, you guys are nice guys

and you have the potential
to be the finest young men

these ladies will ever meet,
all right?

But listen to me, okay?

Let me break it down.

I'm gonna teach you
how to keep a woman,

old-school style

with some swag and--

and romance.

Now, you may get Ashley,

you may get Natasha,

or you may not,

but whoever you get,

you're gonna able to keep.

You see what I'm saying?

[Mike] They really made you
sign over everything?

Yeah.

Man, this sucks.

Hey, but at least
we still got our swag, fellas.

Wait, what happened
to your professional voice?

Died with the swag, man.

Died with the swag.

Does it have to end, though?

Look around, we lost everything.

It belongs to Cyber Media now.

Yeah, David.
What are you thinking?

Dumbass.

I am thinking.

I'm looking around

and I say we made a lot of moneydoing this business.

Fellas,

because our clients

that we really helped out
for the future?

What?

Man, I'm lost.

I think I know
where you're going with this.

Follow me.

See me and this brother here,
AJ.

We have obtained, smashed,
and had our way

with a lot of beautiful,
amazing, gorgeous women,

but we couldn't keep them.

We'll hold on to them
for a little bit,

but they just always slipped
through our fingers.

We could get them
because we had that swag,

you know what I'm saying?

Man, but we was just all swag.

Missing that romance
that Rickey was talking about.

Exactly.

Now, Cyber Media
may own Swag Inc.

But, my beautiful sister,
we are Swag Inc.

It was our hustle, our know-how,

our ingenuity that got us here.

As far as I'm concerned,

I learned a lot
from this experience.

Hell, I learned so much,

I feel like I wanna
keep sharing,

our hustle and our grind.

Me and Victoria could always
duplicate the framework,

of the app and the website.

And we still got some cash

left over from Swag Inc.

Come on, talk to me, talk to me.Come on.

Pair that up with a new businessof us teaching fellows

how to keep their women
with romance,

and I think we got something.

We might need
to bring Rickey on too.

That's what I'm talking about.

You know, we've been working
on this thing for a while,

but it ain't official
until we drop that veil.

[all laugh]

-Ladies and gentlemen--
-Do it. Do it.

Find Her... Keep Her...

-That's good.
-Yo, that looks good my man.

I am happy to be here
for this moment.

Thank you so much.

-It was this guy.
-All right.

-[delivery boy] Natasha?
-Yeah.

These are for you.

[beeping]

There you go.

Just gonna need your signature.

Okay.

-Thank you.
-Thank you. Have a good day.

Well, well, well, Miss Natasha.

What do we have here?

-[Natasha] I don't know.
-[woman] Hmm.

Never mind.

It's from this guy
that I really liked,

but of course, like most men,
he screwed it up.

Well, he obviously
didn't get the memo

because these flowers
are gorgeous.

He's obviously sorry

and 'cause he's definitely
still trying.

Or he just can't take a hint?

Well, I don't know, Natasha.

You know, take it from someone

who's handled many divorces.

When somebody shows
that they care

and that they're willing
to try--

And you described him to me.

He's not too bad on the eyes.

He obviously knows
what he wants.

-Tsk.
-Listen, Natasha.

I wouldn't want you to miss out
on something wonderful.

I mean, is what he did so bad
that it's unforgivable?

Tsk.

I just don't think
you should move on completely.

You know, I would hate for you

to miss out
on something so wonderful.

Thanks. I'll think about it.

-Let's do lunch later.
-Yeah.

-Okay?
-All right.

[Elroy] So, you sold
three packs of balls today?

[Ashley] Uh, yes.

Okay, and how many shoes
did you--

Ashley, can I speak
to you for a minute?

David!

Um, young man,

you quit this establishment
a couple times now.

I know I quit
this establishment, sir,

but I came to talk to Ashley
for a minute.

If she doesn't like
what she hears,

I won't bother you guys
ever again.

-Just give me a--
-Ashley.

Just give me--
Give me a minute, Dad.

-[David sighs]
-Okay, David.

Look.

In the beginning,

I was infatuated by your beauty,

your hard work,

just who you are, but you mean

so much more to me than that.

I may not be
what your father had

as an image of a guy you're with

or even what you thought
you wanted in a man.

Baby, I'm real, I'm genuine
and I care about you.

I built a business,
I lost a business

and I gained it back
with humility and my friends.

Look, I'm at a place in my life
where I want one woman.

[exhales]

I want that woman to be you.

I wanna treat you

like the queen you are.

I'm not like these riches
and I never wanna be.

Ashley, get back over here.
We have more work to do.

I'm sorry. I-- I gotta go.

A special woman once told me

she's not worried
about what other people think.

That's the kind of woman
I wanna marry.

Bye, Ashley.

Sir.

Can you believe the audacityof these young punks these days?

It's unbelievable.

Wait!

Now we can go.

[Elroy]
Ashley, get back over here.

We have more work to do.

Get back over here.

It's incredible. Unbelievable.

Ashley, come here.

You know what? You're fired.

I hope he has a job.
Oh, you know what? He doesn't.

So, good luck.

All right, y'all.

[Natasha] Hey, you.

Natasha.

I knew I could find you here.

[AJ] Hey,
you could have just called.

No. What I've been thinking,

I just felt the need
to say to your face.

Uh, the flowers.

I just wanted to say sorry.

Everything that happened...

That's not what I wanted
to happen.

I mean, at the club.

You know
what I'm trying to say, right?

No. What are you trying to say?

I don't blame you
for making me work so hard.

And if there's any woman

that made me
wanna change my ways,

it's you.

So, you ain't got no girl
in your car right now?

Hell, no.

What did you wanna tell me?

You're my type.

You're enough.

Just keep it one hundred
with me,

and I'm yours.

What you say?

I'm with that.

Let's go.

[both chuckle]

[people chatting]

[upbeat music plays]

[AJ] Thanks to you all,

Find Her... Keep Her...

is the number one
dating app in the country.

[cheering]

It's growing every day.

And much bigger
than Swag Inc. ever was.

Amen, amen, amen.

Now, we all know about swag,

but it's so much more to it
than that.

Gotta give credit
where credit is due,

'cause we know it takes
a lot more to keep a woman.

-Come on up here, Rickey.
-Oh.

[cheering]

Rickey!

Thank you, AJ, David.

Now, let's talk some romance.

Yeah!

Whoa!

That's right.

Well, that's
about the stupidest thing

I've heard all week, bun boy.

And that's a pretty low bar.

How could it be that I've gotall you brothers working for me,

and not a single one of you
knows a damn thing about swag?

Huh? How can that be?

Jonny, Jonny, come on.
What do you got for me?

-Come on, make it. Come on.
-[Jonny] Uh, yes, boss.

Um, so practically what you
need to know is that 67%,

which is about
two-thirds of all swagger,

comes from your soul.

What the hell does that mean?

-What the hell does that mean?
-I don't know, sir.

Jonny, shut up
before I fire you.

Yes, sir.

So, wait, in other words,

what you're telling me

is we've lost 97%of our clientele to AJ and David

because of their stupid new app,
Find Her... Keep Her...?

How can that be?

Uh, well, sir, technically,

the 97% of what made Swag Inc.
successful,

uh, left with them, sir.

Actually, 100%,
but who's counting.

Do you even work here?

Betty, I got you this job.

Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.

[AJ] To Find Her... Keep Her...

-Yeah!
-Whoa!

The number one dating app
in the country.

There's only one thing
left to do.

-Celebrate!
-Celebrate!

Exactly, y'all.

-I knew you can do it, baby.
-I'm so proud of you, baby.

See. that's why you're my baby,
you know what I'm saying?

I'm so proud of you.
I knew you could do it.

-Yes!
-Now, let's drink.

Ooh, ooh, I got that.

You don't need to worry
about that, boy.

Champagne!

Yes, sir.
We about to get it lit!

That's right. That's right.

Can you get some
to my baby, please.

Thank you. Thank you.
Appreciate that, my brother.

You know, helping support
for your ladies too.

We're good.

Here we go. Here we go.

All right.

All right.

Cheers.
To Find Her... Keep Her...

♪ I know that you're ready ♪

♪ You told me you're ready ♪

♪ You showed me you're ready ♪

♪ I know that you're ready ♪

♪ You told me you're ready ♪

♪ You showed me you're ready ♪

♪ Show, show, show, showed me
that you're ready ♪

♪ Showed me, showed me,
showed me that you're ready ♪

♪ Ready, ready, ready, ready ♪

♪ I know that you're ready ♪

♪ You told me you're ready ♪