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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:07,732 (Buzzing) 2 00:00:31,661 --> 00:00:35,265 (♪ Whenever I Call You "Friend" by Kenny Loggins ♪) 3 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:37,932 (Man): This song is so good. 4 00:00:38,034 --> 00:00:39,302 (Woman): I know. 5 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,574 Why is this song so good? 6 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:43,676 Do you want to duet? 7 00:00:43,774 --> 00:00:44,774 (Man laughing) 8 00:00:46,711 --> 00:00:48,275 Yeah. 9 00:00:48,377 --> 00:00:53,412 ♪♪ Whenever I call you "friend" ♪ 10 00:00:53,514 --> 00:00:56,852 ♪ I begin to think I understand ♪ 11 00:00:56,954 --> 00:00:58,855 ♪ Everything we are ♪ 12 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:01,691 ♪ You and I have always been ♪ 13 00:01:01,793 --> 00:01:04,291 ♪ Ever and ever ♪ 14 00:01:04,393 --> 00:01:08,059 ♪ I see myself within your eyes ♪ 15 00:01:08,161 --> 00:01:09,330 Oh yeah, baby! 16 00:01:09,432 --> 00:01:12,466 ♪ And I know this thing to show me why ♪ 17 00:01:12,568 --> 00:01:16,408 ♪ Anything I do always brings me home to you ♪ 18 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,268 High note! 19 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:19,474 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 20 00:01:19,576 --> 00:01:24,846 ♪ Now I know my life has given me more than memories ♪ 21 00:01:24,948 --> 00:01:28,586 ♪ Day by day ♪ 22 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:31,189 ♪ We can see ♪ 23 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:34,085 ♪ In every moment there's a reason to carry on ♪ 24 00:01:34,187 --> 00:01:35,721 Oh, shit! 25 00:01:37,428 --> 00:01:41,494 ♪ Sweet love showing us some heavenly light ♪ 26 00:01:41,596 --> 00:01:45,368 ♪ I've never seen such a beautiful sight ♪ 27 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:49,238 ♪ Sweet love showing us some heavenly light ♪♪ 28 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:51,005 (♪ Song continues quietly on radio ♪) 29 00:01:51,107 --> 00:01:52,972 You're not feeling it? 30 00:01:53,074 --> 00:01:54,005 No, I was. 31 00:01:54,107 --> 00:01:55,107 Oh, OK. 32 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:56,579 Guess what? 33 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:57,476 What? 34 00:01:57,578 --> 00:01:59,610 We're doing pottery lessons Saturday. 35 00:01:59,712 --> 00:02:01,417 Oh, I... I asked you not to do that. 36 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:04,054 I thought you said you wanted to have new experiences. 37 00:02:04,156 --> 00:02:06,291 Yeah, but I meant, like, sexually. 38 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,986 And besides, pottery is not an experience, it's an activity. 39 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:11,625 Pottery can be sexual. Have you seen the movie Ghost? 40 00:02:11,727 --> 00:02:14,027 I feel like you need more friends to do things with. 41 00:02:14,129 --> 00:02:15,061 I have friends. 42 00:02:15,163 --> 00:02:15,961 Who? Besides Paul. 43 00:02:16,063 --> 00:02:17,433 Paul... 44 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,570 You. You're my best friend. 45 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,307 You still want to go? 46 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,780 Yeah, it's a beach house. 47 00:02:30,882 --> 00:02:33,451 Are you "shore"? 48 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,380 (Laughing) 49 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:38,316 Yeah. It's on the water. 50 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:40,086 Oh, "water" relief. 51 00:02:40,188 --> 00:02:41,659 You're so dumb! 52 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,228 (Both laughing) 53 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:45,960 It could be romantic. 54 00:02:46,062 --> 00:02:47,397 Yeah, it could be. 55 00:02:48,663 --> 00:02:51,236 Could be a nice place to make a baby. 56 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:55,601 Yeah, maybe... Maybe not yet. 57 00:02:55,703 --> 00:02:59,678 But in the meantime, we can do other stuff. 58 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,942 Oh! I'm so ticklish! 59 00:03:02,044 --> 00:03:03,611 OK, all right. 60 00:03:05,014 --> 00:03:06,815 OK. -Hey... 61 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,352 Take this off. 62 00:03:09,886 --> 00:03:10,886 Thanks. 63 00:03:12,054 --> 00:03:13,558 (Moaning softly) 64 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,825 Hand or mouth? 65 00:03:14,927 --> 00:03:16,723 Oh, hand's fine. Yeah. 66 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:19,528 Let me help you out a little. 67 00:03:20,799 --> 00:03:22,595 Oh, wow. OK. 68 00:03:22,697 --> 00:03:25,334 Whoa, OK. I also got to look at the road. 69 00:03:25,436 --> 00:03:27,901 This is really sexy, but also dangerous. 70 00:03:28,003 --> 00:03:29,166 Oh, shit! 71 00:03:29,269 --> 00:03:30,938 (Laughing) 72 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,310 Exciting. 73 00:03:33,278 --> 00:03:35,206 Do you want to hold my boob? -OK! 74 00:03:35,308 --> 00:03:36,173 (Horn honking) 75 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:37,211 Thanks. 76 00:03:37,313 --> 00:03:38,844 -Yeah? -Yeah, got it. 77 00:03:39,812 --> 00:03:41,512 -Is it helping? -Yeah, it's great. 78 00:03:41,614 --> 00:03:42,818 Yeah, you like that? Yeah? 79 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:43,788 (Horn honking) 80 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,118 -Oh, shit! -Asshole! 81 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:47,520 (Horn honking) 82 00:03:47,622 --> 00:03:49,226 This guy's driving like an asshole. 83 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:51,122 Hey, stay with me! You seem distracted. 84 00:03:51,224 --> 00:03:52,227 Sorry. 85 00:03:52,329 --> 00:03:54,128 -Are you close? -Yeah, I'm close. 86 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:55,927 Oh. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 87 00:04:05,604 --> 00:04:07,238 (Both): What the fuck? 88 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:08,844 Oh, shit! 89 00:04:08,946 --> 00:04:10,447 Oh, fuck! 90 00:04:11,817 --> 00:04:13,312 Oh, shit. 91 00:04:13,414 --> 00:04:14,982 (Horn honking steadily) 92 00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:16,387 Holy shit! 93 00:04:19,191 --> 00:04:21,252 Hey, dude. Hey, how you doing? 94 00:04:21,354 --> 00:04:22,591 Is he OK? 95 00:04:22,693 --> 00:04:24,755 It's a good thing you were wearing your seat belt. 96 00:04:24,857 --> 00:04:26,560 -Where's my wife? -Where's his wife? 97 00:04:26,663 --> 00:04:28,346 I don't know. You help him, I'll find her. 98 00:04:28,429 --> 00:04:29,634 -OK. -Hey, dude... 99 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,602 I found her! 100 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,737 Hey! Hi! 101 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,267 Are you OK? 102 00:04:35,369 --> 00:04:36,907 She's not breathing! 103 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:38,677 -Well, do CPR! -OK! 104 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,910 I... I can walk. 105 00:04:40,012 --> 00:04:41,077 Compressions first! 106 00:04:41,179 --> 00:04:42,946 C-A-B! Compression, air, breath. 107 00:04:43,048 --> 00:04:44,282 I had, like, two beers. 108 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,444 I thought it was A-B-C! Air, breath, compression. 109 00:04:46,546 --> 00:04:47,645 No, they changed it. 110 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:49,182 -Who changed it? -It's chill. 111 00:04:49,284 --> 00:04:51,087 What? I don't know! 112 00:04:51,189 --> 00:04:52,521 Whoever makes those decisions. 113 00:04:52,623 --> 00:04:55,026 They probably did some kind of a... like a survey. 114 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,358 -OK, how many do I do? -What? 115 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:58,030 -How many do I do? -You do, uh, 30. 116 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,532 30 compressions, then 2 breaths, OK? 117 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:00,930 Then back to compressions. 118 00:05:01,032 --> 00:05:01,932 You're doing great. 119 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:03,054 Fuck! I wasn't counting. 120 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,462 Switch then. You're doing great. 121 00:05:04,564 --> 00:05:06,467 You're doing awesome! 122 00:05:06,569 --> 00:05:08,131 -Oh, wake up! -Use straight arms! 123 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:10,571 -Come on, bitch. Wake up! -Really lock those elbows. 124 00:05:10,673 --> 00:05:12,811 Oh, baby, you're doing so good. I love it. 125 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,079 I think she's dead. 126 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,575 No, she's not dead. Keep going. 127 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:17,244 -I think she's dead. -She's not. 128 00:05:17,346 --> 00:05:19,483 Keep going. Ah, shit. 129 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:22,948 -Should I keep going? -It's up to you. 130 00:05:24,056 --> 00:05:25,419 What does that mean? 131 00:05:25,521 --> 00:05:27,859 You can keep going if you want, 132 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,186 but she's not coming back. 133 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,829 Why the fuck would I keep going if she's not coming back? 134 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,162 I don't know. 135 00:05:33,264 --> 00:05:35,796 Sir, why is your penis out? 136 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:39,066 Oh, fuck! Sorry! 137 00:05:39,168 --> 00:05:40,804 It's just... 138 00:05:40,906 --> 00:05:41,840 (Screaming) 139 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,472 Oh, fuck! I clipped it. 140 00:05:43,574 --> 00:05:45,440 -Is everything OK? -Yeah, they're OK. 141 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:47,174 Everybody's OK. Keep moving along. 142 00:05:47,276 --> 00:05:48,477 It's all right! 143 00:05:48,579 --> 00:05:51,312 I just got a little bit of it. Tip of it. 144 00:05:51,414 --> 00:05:53,151 Just some butterfly bandages. 145 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,947 Paramedics will be here any second. 146 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,556 Thank goodness the paramedics were there. 147 00:06:00,489 --> 00:06:02,658 And they had butterfly bandages. 148 00:06:04,561 --> 00:06:06,325 Do you think she had a lot of regrets? 149 00:06:06,427 --> 00:06:07,696 The dead woman? 150 00:06:07,798 --> 00:06:10,165 Yeah, I feel like there's a lot she never got to do. 151 00:06:10,267 --> 00:06:11,497 Everyone has regrets. 152 00:06:11,599 --> 00:06:13,537 Yeah, she drove a minivan. 153 00:06:16,804 --> 00:06:18,877 "Reflection is an intersection. 154 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,105 "Regret is a cul-de-sac. 155 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:23,580 All we can do is make the best decision we can in the present." 156 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,046 You're right. 157 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,054 I mean, technically, you're right. 158 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:32,655 It's from your podcast. 159 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,593 I just need to say it. 160 00:06:37,491 --> 00:06:39,125 -What? -What? 161 00:06:39,227 --> 00:06:40,531 Nothing. 162 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,798 "If it isn't said, you can't be put to bed." 163 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,302 Also you. You said that. 164 00:06:47,404 --> 00:06:49,137 I'm sorry, I love quoting you. 165 00:06:49,239 --> 00:06:50,574 I need to get out. 166 00:06:51,572 --> 00:06:53,106 What? Oh, OK, all right. 167 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:54,479 I... 168 00:06:57,281 --> 00:07:00,013 No, Carey. Not the car. 169 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,345 You. 170 00:07:01,447 --> 00:07:02,580 Oh, OK. 171 00:07:02,682 --> 00:07:04,186 No, Carey, not... Jesus! 172 00:07:04,288 --> 00:07:05,749 Not you! Our marriage. 173 00:07:05,852 --> 00:07:07,489 There, I said it. I... I can't... 174 00:07:07,591 --> 00:07:10,429 I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. Fuck! 175 00:07:11,427 --> 00:07:12,491 Please don't say that. 176 00:07:12,593 --> 00:07:14,059 I want to get divorced. 177 00:07:16,062 --> 00:07:17,796 You can't say you want you want a divorce 178 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,666 just because of a near-death experience. 179 00:07:19,768 --> 00:07:21,438 That wasn't a near-death experience. 180 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,442 That was a death experience. She's dead. 181 00:07:24,607 --> 00:07:26,643 It's still not a real reason. 182 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:29,778 I'm unfaithful. 183 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,847 I've been unfaithful. 184 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,516 Are you saying that just because you needed a real reason 185 00:07:37,618 --> 00:07:38,790 or have you actually... 186 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,923 Actually. 187 00:07:40,025 --> 00:07:42,089 OK. Fuck! 188 00:07:42,191 --> 00:07:43,695 Sorry. 189 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,090 OK... 190 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:48,599 Just one time? 191 00:07:50,264 --> 00:07:51,599 Two? 192 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:53,667 Please don't make me count. Three? 193 00:07:53,769 --> 00:07:55,499 OK, forget it. I don't want to know. 194 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,869 I forgive you. 195 00:07:56,971 --> 00:08:00,070 So... We're going to just work this out. 196 00:08:00,173 --> 00:08:03,009 I don't know that I want to work this out. 197 00:08:04,513 --> 00:08:06,243 But I love you so much. 198 00:08:07,515 --> 00:08:09,653 Yeah. I know. 199 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:12,754 And I love you so much. 200 00:08:12,856 --> 00:08:16,022 But I... I've been feeling this way for a while. 201 00:08:19,396 --> 00:08:20,963 God, how do I put this? 202 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:21,999 Um... 203 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,263 Oh, I wrote it down. 204 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:25,433 What? 205 00:08:25,536 --> 00:08:27,137 Yeah, I... Oh, here, got it. 206 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:28,467 Were you planning this? 207 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:29,841 No, I wasn't. 208 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,007 I mean, yes. 209 00:08:31,109 --> 00:08:32,004 At some point. 210 00:08:32,106 --> 00:08:34,274 But no. I wasn't planning this exact experience. 211 00:08:34,376 --> 00:08:36,040 Here, I... Um... 212 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:38,815 I'm just... It's not... It's not ready. 213 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:41,612 I... I didn't think I was going to read it to you right now. 214 00:08:41,714 --> 00:08:42,682 But I can just... 215 00:08:42,784 --> 00:08:44,889 I'll just fix it as I go. OK, um... 216 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,018 "Carey, my love. 217 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,359 "This is the hardest letter I've ever written. 218 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,225 We've only been married for 13..." 219 00:08:50,327 --> 00:08:52,161 Yeah. Oh, shit. 220 00:08:52,263 --> 00:08:53,992 "...uh, 14 months." 221 00:08:54,094 --> 00:08:57,566 "And we've been building this life together," 222 00:08:57,668 --> 00:09:00,372 "but it doesn't feel like my life." 223 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:03,641 "I feel like we're just existing, but..." 224 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,173 "I don't want to exist. 225 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:07,705 I..." 226 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:09,546 Oh, shit, where was I? 227 00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:11,308 "I don't want to exist. I want to grow. 228 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:14,185 And maybe it's because I've only been with 7 people..." 229 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,512 I thought I was your fourth. 230 00:09:15,615 --> 00:09:16,582 You are. 231 00:09:16,684 --> 00:09:18,056 Can you just let me... 232 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,786 This isn't about sex. 233 00:09:19,888 --> 00:09:21,588 I mean, it's not just about sex. 234 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:24,629 It's also about desire and... 235 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:27,997 Carey! 236 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,161 (Grunting) 237 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:33,231 Carey! I wasn't done! 238 00:09:35,635 --> 00:09:38,709 ♪ ♪ ♪ 239 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,051 ♪ ♪ ♪ 240 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,935 Ah... 241 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:13,711 (Panting) 242 00:10:25,255 --> 00:10:26,922 Ah... 243 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,342 Oh! 244 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,650 (Groaning) 245 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,354 Hey, guys! 246 00:11:02,456 --> 00:11:05,730 Can I get a ride on your... Can I get a ride on your boat? 247 00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:29,217 Hey... 248 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,988 (Panting) 249 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,517 You OK? 250 00:11:32,619 --> 00:11:33,553 No! 251 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,454 You have any water? 252 00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:36,959 Yeah. 253 00:11:37,061 --> 00:11:40,595 Hey, Derek! You got to finish the siding on this pool. 254 00:11:40,697 --> 00:11:43,234 Oh, man! You look like shit. 255 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,535 Yeah, I am like shit. 256 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,566 -What, did you swim here? -Partially. 257 00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:48,031 Hey, Coach Carey! 258 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,470 Hey, Russ! Good form, man! 259 00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:51,542 How you doing? 260 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,511 Great. Dad said I could get a dog. 261 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,513 I did not say you could get a dog. 262 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,047 Who's gonna pick up dog shit? You? 263 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,083 Sure! 264 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,411 No, you're not. 265 00:11:59,513 --> 00:12:02,179 I got him a fish tank, he won't stop about this goddamn dog. 266 00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:04,855 Ashley wants a divorce. She said it. 267 00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:08,419 I'm sorry, honey. 268 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,528 Come inside and shower and change. 269 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,091 I don't even have clothes. 270 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,666 Or my phone. I think I left it. 271 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,428 -Dad, can we do fireworks? -Yeah, later. 272 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:20,304 Actually, Ashley stopped by a couple hours ago. 273 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,538 What? Is she still here? 274 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:25,276 No, she dropped your bag off. 275 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,740 Did she say anything? 276 00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:28,511 That you were breaking up. 277 00:12:28,613 --> 00:12:29,665 I told her to go fuck herself 278 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,415 and we never want to see her again. 279 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,883 What? Why would you say that? 280 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,586 Because I wanted her to know where we stand: with you. 281 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,255 I don't want there to be a "with me." 282 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,623 He didn't say that. 283 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,957 I would have, but she left very quickly. 284 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,525 That's Fiuggi water, by the way. 285 00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:44,895 It's, like, $20 a bottle. 286 00:12:45,964 --> 00:12:47,925 Apparently, it's the only water the Pope drinks. 287 00:12:48,027 --> 00:12:49,565 Besides wine, obviously. 288 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,101 I imagine the Pope drinks wine. 289 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,204 Oh, God. 290 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,505 This is normal, right? 291 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,821 People go through stuff like this 292 00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:57,272 in the first year of marriage. 293 00:12:57,374 --> 00:12:59,137 No. 294 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:00,939 (Paul): Apparently, it cures the gout. 295 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,542 I don't want to get a divorce. 296 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:03,774 No one does. 297 00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:05,379 She does. 298 00:13:05,481 --> 00:13:06,881 Yeah. 299 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:08,551 (Paul): Want some Japanese whisky? 300 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,221 I got it imported from Japan. 301 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,589 Oh, no. No, no! 302 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,755 Uh, maybe just this one, 'cause it's... 303 00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:15,558 And you're, you know. -Yeah. 304 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,627 Divorce isn't that big a deal. 305 00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:19,295 'Cause you don't have one of those. 306 00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:20,598 That's true! 307 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,114 If you don't have kids... -Or money. 308 00:13:22,197 --> 00:13:23,995 ...divorce is just like a regular breakup. 309 00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:25,432 And you don't have either. 310 00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:26,937 I know. 311 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,335 We have money and a kid. We can never get divorced. 312 00:13:29,437 --> 00:13:31,706 Mmm. That's the only reason we're still together. 313 00:13:31,808 --> 00:13:33,024 (Fireworks whistling, exploding) 314 00:13:33,107 --> 00:13:35,143 -I love you. -I love you! 315 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:43,850 I'd love a shower. 316 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,453 (Firework exploding loudly) 317 00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:46,785 Oh, goddammit! 318 00:13:46,887 --> 00:13:47,987 -Oh! -Russ! 319 00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:49,759 Do not shoot them at the neighbors! 320 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,625 That's, like, $3,000 of fireworks. 321 00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,964 (Crying softly) 322 00:13:55,797 --> 00:13:56,827 It's gonna be OK. 323 00:13:56,929 --> 00:13:58,161 Oh, shit! 324 00:13:58,263 --> 00:13:59,734 Fuck, I got soap in my eyes! 325 00:13:59,836 --> 00:14:01,101 I don't want to downplay it, 326 00:14:01,204 --> 00:14:03,004 but I feel like this might be a good thing. 327 00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:05,371 It's not! Being married is a good thing. 328 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,838 Have you checked for ticks? 329 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,040 No, I'm OK! 330 00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:10,508 You should check for ticks. 331 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:13,051 What? 332 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,384 Oh... 333 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,617 Careful, it's wet. 334 00:14:15,719 --> 00:14:16,882 Carey, listen to me. 335 00:14:16,984 --> 00:14:18,153 I'm your best friend. 336 00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:20,558 But you married a life coach. What did you expect? 337 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,389 I don't know. To stay married? 338 00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:25,160 Remember when we went wine tasting in the Finger Lakes, 339 00:14:25,262 --> 00:14:27,497 and she refused to drink anything but Italian wines? 340 00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:28,358 She hates Riesling. 341 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,061 Everyone does. That's not the point. 342 00:14:30,164 --> 00:14:31,298 -What's the point? -Lift. 343 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,363 The point is do you want to be married to someone 344 00:14:33,465 --> 00:14:35,165 who doesn't want to be married to you? 345 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,375 You don't. What's going on? 346 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,536 Checking for ticks. 347 00:14:38,638 --> 00:14:40,973 Can I please just take a shower and cry by myself? 348 00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:42,355 Of course, I just need to know 349 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,913 what kind of wine we're drinking. 350 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,179 Ashley's really into orange wines these days. 351 00:14:46,282 --> 00:14:48,453 Jesus Christ, we need to shock the system. 352 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,286 What? Oh, fuck! That's cold! 353 00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,552 Ah! Ah! 354 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:55,359 Ah, fuck! 355 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,861 Can I have a towel? 356 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,056 You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 357 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,591 I am sorry for myself. 358 00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:02,864 She cheated on me. 359 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,430 Really? You didn't mention that. 360 00:15:04,532 --> 00:15:06,765 My dad used to say: "It washes off in the shower." 361 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:07,799 What does? 362 00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:09,171 It doesn't. 363 00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:12,306 I know it feels like a big deal. 364 00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:15,412 But if you make it OK, it's not cheating. It's OK. 365 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,808 You're OK with it? 366 00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:18,448 I read a book. 367 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,714 It was an article. 368 00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,953 Whatever. We're open. 369 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,951 Are you guys fucking with me right now? 370 00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:29,086 We are not monogamous. 371 00:15:29,188 --> 00:15:30,728 He can do what he wants, 372 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,894 and I don't want to know about it. 373 00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:35,697 Unless I do want to know about it. 374 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:37,832 In which case I would ask, 375 00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:39,830 and he would tell me everything. 376 00:15:39,932 --> 00:15:41,201 Mm-hmm. 377 00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:43,370 Yeah, it's not like we're dating other people. 378 00:15:43,472 --> 00:15:45,637 It's not polyamory. We're not reinventing the wheel. 379 00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:48,204 I don't have another family with, like, another fish tank. 380 00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:49,680 This is blowing my mind. 381 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,074 We're just realistic, you know? 382 00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:52,577 We love each other. 383 00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:57,252 And that love is physical and emotional and spiritual, 384 00:15:57,354 --> 00:16:01,223 and the emotional and the spiritual are more important. 385 00:16:01,325 --> 00:16:04,961 So we're a little bit more flexible with the physical. 386 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,262 You're very flexible with the physical. 387 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,632 I do Pilates. 388 00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:10,962 OK, hold on a second. 389 00:16:11,064 --> 00:16:12,764 Whose idea was this? 390 00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:13,967 Mmm. 391 00:16:14,069 --> 00:16:15,638 -Both... -Both of ours. 392 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,170 OK, you're telling me 393 00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:20,741 that if she goes out, finds someone, 394 00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:22,407 and they hit it off, 395 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:24,808 and then they decide to go do some doggy style 396 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:27,750 in the back of a pick-up truck in a parking lot somewhere, 397 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:29,718 you're... you can handle that? 398 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,251 That is really romantic. 399 00:16:31,353 --> 00:16:33,791 If she can handle that, I can handle that. 400 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,186 OK, what if it's someone you know? 401 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,822 I don't care who it is. 402 00:16:37,924 --> 00:16:39,156 Really? 403 00:16:39,258 --> 00:16:40,963 Yeah, why would I care? 404 00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:43,495 I'm, like, a self-realized individual. 405 00:16:43,597 --> 00:16:45,929 You two could have sex, it wouldn't bother me. 406 00:16:46,031 --> 00:16:47,101 Wow! 407 00:16:47,203 --> 00:16:49,003 Well, with that gleaming endorsement, 408 00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:50,606 let me just saddle up over here. 409 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,369 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 410 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,512 Take it easy! -Look at this. 411 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:55,880 I'm a horse! Giddy up! 412 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,840 You kind of are. I saw you in the shower. 413 00:16:57,942 --> 00:17:00,244 Hey, quick question. What's a horse's favorite wine? 414 00:17:00,346 --> 00:17:01,984 -What? -"Chardon-neigh." 415 00:17:02,086 --> 00:17:04,049 -That is not funny. -"Chardon-neigh." 416 00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:05,215 Are you not embarrassed? 417 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,989 Don't be jealous, baby! 418 00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:09,824 -You have great feet. -Thanks! 419 00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:11,293 He was talking to me. 420 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,931 -That one's Paul. -Mm-hmm. 421 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,228 The one right here is Benedict. 422 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,197 This one... -Mm-hmm? 423 00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:22,238 That one's Frances. 424 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,641 -This one, the little one... -Yeah. 425 00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,441 He's John Paul II. 426 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,214 You name them after the Pope? 427 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,744 Dad's getting me a Leo XIV when he gets back from the city. 428 00:18:00,739 --> 00:18:03,846 You think I could still get that lesson? 429 00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:06,744 Sure. If you make me a coffee. 430 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:11,584 Cool. 431 00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:25,332 Hey, Russ, what's going on? 432 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:28,205 I'm tired. I'm going to go take a nap. 433 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:37,008 Hey! Where is he? 434 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:38,479 Where did he go? 435 00:18:39,412 --> 00:18:40,951 Hey, man! What's going on? 436 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,017 That little asshole stole my jet ski. 437 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:44,622 Whoa, you need to slow down! 438 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,483 I'm not slowing down! 439 00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,124 Your son stole my fucking jet ski! 440 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,292 -He's not my son. -He crashed it into a rock! 441 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,729 -Your jet ski is right there! -My other jet ski! 442 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,060 -OK. -It was a Yamaha! 443 00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:54,896 Russ, can you come down here? 444 00:18:54,998 --> 00:18:56,029 Are you sure it was him? 445 00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:57,899 I watched him do it! 446 00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,136 OK, all right, fine. 447 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,505 Well, if he's responsible and something's broken, 448 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,299 we can fix it. 449 00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:03,735 No, we can't fix it! 450 00:19:03,837 --> 00:19:06,107 It's at the bottom of the Long Island fucking Sound! 451 00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:07,639 He sank it! -Calm down, dude. 452 00:19:07,741 --> 00:19:09,708 I'm not calming down. He's a little asshole. 453 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:12,045 -Don't call him an asshole! -You! Little asshole! 454 00:19:12,147 --> 00:19:13,309 Hey, what did I say? 455 00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:14,512 What's going on? 456 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:16,420 You think it's fun to sink jet skis? 457 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,655 No. 458 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,022 Russ, go back to sleep. 459 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,192 -Your son needs a beating. -Hey! 460 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,058 My son has been sound asleep. It's his nap time. 461 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,558 Maybe you need a beating. 462 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,997 You need to put a muzzle on that wife of yours. 463 00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:29,897 -What the fuck? -What the fuck... 464 00:19:29,999 --> 00:19:31,796 (Both grunting) 465 00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:36,867 -It's your nap time! -Hey... 466 00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:40,607 Nice, Mom! 467 00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,775 I feel like I'm raising 468 00:19:45,878 --> 00:19:49,819 a more energetic, tiny version of my husband. 469 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:51,917 I know. It's so cool. 470 00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:53,620 Mmm... 471 00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:57,654 You know, when we were 12, Paul stole a snowplow. 472 00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:00,523 Just drove it around, plowing stuff. 473 00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,327 Then he crashed it into a tree. 474 00:20:02,429 --> 00:20:03,831 I ended up taking the blame. 475 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:04,933 OK, open it. 476 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:08,773 -Oh, wow! -Pull it. 477 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,990 OK! All right, here we go. 478 00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:11,674 And into the water. 479 00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:12,905 All right. 480 00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:13,909 (Sizzling) 481 00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:17,714 Oh! That's a sizzly one. 482 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:18,946 It's amazing. 483 00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:19,914 It's cool, right? 484 00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:21,352 It's incredible! 485 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,589 The thermal shock of pulling it at the height of firing 486 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,415 is unpredictable. 487 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,186 So every piece is unique. 488 00:20:27,288 --> 00:20:28,551 How do you know so much? 489 00:20:28,653 --> 00:20:30,690 I lived in Japan for a bit. 490 00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:34,362 Traditionally, you're meant to use lead in the glaze. 491 00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:36,795 But that is a poison, so I don't do that. 492 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,337 Thanks for giving me this whole lesson. 493 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,154 How's he doing in your class? 494 00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:44,405 He's determined. 495 00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:46,338 Doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. 496 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,507 -Mm-hmm. -And so what? 497 00:20:47,609 --> 00:20:49,446 Yeah, he gets in trouble once in a while. 498 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,248 He got every single answer wrong on his last math test, 499 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,283 which is, like, statistically impossible, 500 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,986 even if you filled it all in at random. 501 00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:57,318 It's crazy! 502 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,820 Yeah, well, he's great in gym, so... 503 00:20:59,923 --> 00:21:01,084 (Laughing) 504 00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:05,227 You know, we came out here to really spend time with him, 505 00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:07,197 but Paul keeps going back to the city. 506 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,828 Yeah, he's always working. That's his thing. 507 00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:13,733 No, he's not. 508 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,807 He's fucking someone. 509 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,002 How do you know that? 510 00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:21,738 When Paul goes to the city for work, he's fucking someone. 511 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,579 And it's OK, 'cause we said it was OK. 512 00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:28,786 But right now, he's choosing that over being here. 513 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:29,917 Well, Paul's an idiot. 514 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:31,082 That's like... 515 00:21:31,184 --> 00:21:32,184 Oh, fuck! 516 00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:33,418 Oh, fuck. Oh! 517 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,354 Oh! I can just use my shirt. 518 00:21:35,456 --> 00:21:36,794 Don't do that. I'll get it. 519 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,626 OK. But it's purple. 520 00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:42,595 Why don't you tell him to stop, 521 00:21:42,697 --> 00:21:44,661 that you just don't want to do it anymore? 522 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,667 Do you know why people break up? 523 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,166 Yeah, cheating. 524 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:50,370 Guilt. 525 00:21:50,472 --> 00:21:52,337 But if you make the bad thing OK, 526 00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:53,806 then there's no guilt. 527 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,811 Or... maybe just stop doing the bad thing. 528 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:02,982 Yeah. 529 00:22:03,084 --> 00:22:04,718 Or that. 530 00:22:06,522 --> 00:22:09,158 You know, when Paul and I first met, 531 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,762 he was hooking up with my roommate. 532 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,358 Oh yeah. Carmen. 533 00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:14,693 She was a whole thing. 534 00:22:14,795 --> 00:22:17,668 And one day, while she was getting ready, 535 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,535 he asked me out. 536 00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:22,567 And I was like: "No, what the fuck is wrong with you?" 537 00:22:22,669 --> 00:22:24,369 And then he just kept showing up 538 00:22:24,471 --> 00:22:25,538 and he kept asking me. 539 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,245 And he's still that guy, you know? 540 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,612 And I don't expect him to change. 541 00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:35,617 But in moments like this, I can't help but be sad. 542 00:22:36,615 --> 00:22:38,587 And really fucking angry. 543 00:22:39,451 --> 00:22:40,919 I'm sorry. 544 00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,292 Ashley and I met at a Fray concert. 545 00:22:45,395 --> 00:22:46,556 You know, the band. -Mm-hmm. 546 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:47,830 How to Save a Life. 547 00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:48,824 (Chuckling) 548 00:22:48,926 --> 00:22:51,798 We were both dancing and singing. 549 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,702 Then we started kissing. 550 00:22:56,372 --> 00:22:58,104 And then, more than kissing. 551 00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,575 And dating. 552 00:22:59,677 --> 00:23:03,007 Last year, I tried to surprise her by buying tickets. 553 00:23:03,109 --> 00:23:06,582 And when I told her about it, she said she had plans. 554 00:23:07,515 --> 00:23:09,145 -It's OK. -No, it's not. 555 00:23:10,385 --> 00:23:12,390 Because The Fray broke up. 556 00:23:13,354 --> 00:23:15,120 And now we broke up. 557 00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:16,823 Yeah. 558 00:23:21,696 --> 00:23:24,567 I guess I'm just sad and angry, too. 559 00:23:26,366 --> 00:23:28,065 I'm sorry. 560 00:23:50,855 --> 00:23:52,826 I'm gonna make a sandwich. 561 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,928 Um... 562 00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:59,136 OK. 563 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:02,733 I saw some peanut butter there. 564 00:24:02,835 --> 00:24:04,871 Do you want a sandwich? 'Cause... 565 00:24:26,261 --> 00:24:28,059 (Birds chirping) 566 00:24:33,265 --> 00:24:36,001 No, we're not going to modify the existing leases. 567 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,471 Because, I feel like I shouldn't have to say this 568 00:24:41,573 --> 00:24:42,710 this many times, 569 00:24:42,812 --> 00:24:45,180 but the entire purpose of buying these buildings 570 00:24:45,282 --> 00:24:46,550 is to deliver them vacant. 571 00:24:48,651 --> 00:24:50,851 That's why we offer them 3 months free. 572 00:24:53,656 --> 00:24:56,120 Well, what were you doing last night? 573 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,526 Why would I purchase a building in the Bronx 574 00:25:01,628 --> 00:25:02,693 if I can't renovate it? 575 00:25:02,796 --> 00:25:04,497 What would even be the purpose? 576 00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:06,231 What the fuck happened here? 577 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,565 Julie! 578 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,205 She went out with Russ. 579 00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,508 Hey, let me call you back. 580 00:25:11,602 --> 00:25:12,803 (Sighing) 581 00:25:12,905 --> 00:25:14,185 Son of a bitch! This is like a... 582 00:25:14,273 --> 00:25:16,610 I don't even want to tell you how much this rug costs. 583 00:25:16,712 --> 00:25:18,210 I'm sorry we spilled a little wine. 584 00:25:18,313 --> 00:25:19,543 $20,000. 585 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:21,178 It's a $20,000 rug. 586 00:25:22,485 --> 00:25:24,387 Were you gonna say anything? 587 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:26,755 Or were you just gonna half clean it 588 00:25:26,857 --> 00:25:30,088 and expect me not to notice a stain on my $25,000 rug? 589 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,689 Did it just get more expensive? 590 00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:34,295 They tend to, yeah. 591 00:25:34,397 --> 00:25:36,463 OK. Well, I'm sorry. 592 00:25:36,565 --> 00:25:38,129 That's OK. It's just a rug. 593 00:25:39,269 --> 00:25:40,771 Yeah. -OK. 594 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,232 (Sighing) 595 00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:44,772 A fucking nice rug. 596 00:25:44,874 --> 00:25:46,874 By the way, Julie and I had sex last night. 597 00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:50,273 Together. 598 00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:52,847 While you were in town. 599 00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:56,950 Well, I know you guys are in this open ethically non... 600 00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,254 OK... 601 00:26:00,356 --> 00:26:01,488 So, you're mad. 602 00:26:01,591 --> 00:26:03,456 No, that was... I'm not mad. 603 00:26:03,558 --> 00:26:04,992 It was sort of a reflex. 604 00:26:05,094 --> 00:26:08,632 OK, because if you're mad, we should just talk about it. 605 00:26:10,161 --> 00:26:12,669 That was more of a delayed reaction. 606 00:26:14,138 --> 00:26:15,600 Yeah, I'm mad. 607 00:26:15,702 --> 00:26:17,040 We can talk about... 608 00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:18,407 (Both grunting) 609 00:26:18,509 --> 00:26:19,624 -Motherfucker! -Just chill. 610 00:26:19,707 --> 00:26:20,826 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 611 00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,738 -You gonna chill? -No! I'm gonna kill you! 612 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,740 That's not chill! 613 00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:25,276 Calm down. Calm down! 614 00:26:25,378 --> 00:26:27,813 Ow, that's a full Nelson. It's illegal! It's illegal! 615 00:26:27,915 --> 00:26:29,650 -This isn't wrestling! -Yeah, it is. 616 00:26:29,752 --> 00:26:31,255 -OK, just calm down. -I'm chill. 617 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,720 -Calm? Chill? -OK, I'm calm. 618 00:26:32,822 --> 00:26:34,655 -I'm gonna let you go. -Yeah, I'm calm. 619 00:26:34,757 --> 00:26:37,121 Oh, fuck! I think you pinched my C4. 620 00:26:37,223 --> 00:26:39,722 I'm telling you, we just need to talk, all right? 621 00:26:39,824 --> 00:26:41,528 -OK, OK. -Whoa! 622 00:26:41,630 --> 00:26:44,300 Talk about that, motherfucker! 623 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:45,832 I don't want to fight you! 624 00:26:45,934 --> 00:26:47,967 I've been teaching my 8th graders Aikido! 625 00:26:48,069 --> 00:26:51,073 Non-violence, it's... It's about de-escalation. 626 00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:52,203 Oh, fuck! 627 00:26:53,341 --> 00:26:54,473 Oh, fuck! 628 00:26:54,575 --> 00:26:56,641 (Both grunting) 629 00:26:56,743 --> 00:26:58,748 Which you're not doing. 630 00:27:01,117 --> 00:27:02,381 Oh! 631 00:27:02,483 --> 00:27:03,951 (Both screaming) 632 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:07,823 Motherfucker! 633 00:27:12,828 --> 00:27:15,528 No biting! No biting! No biting, fuck! 634 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:17,129 What are you doing? 635 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,705 No tapping. -Ah! 636 00:27:23,538 --> 00:27:24,906 (Both grunting) 637 00:27:28,345 --> 00:27:30,208 OK, let's just... 638 00:27:31,348 --> 00:27:32,944 Ah! Fuck! My arm! 639 00:27:33,046 --> 00:27:35,417 You gotta stop throwing haymakers! 640 00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:36,953 Look, I'm sorry. How do you... 641 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:39,382 Oh! Ah! 642 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,288 (Groaning) 643 00:27:49,995 --> 00:27:52,069 What did you guys do? Sex? 644 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,497 Or other stuff? 645 00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:54,864 Sex. 646 00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:56,534 And then some other stuff. 647 00:27:56,636 --> 00:27:58,236 (Screaming) 648 00:28:34,807 --> 00:28:36,846 What are you... Ah! 649 00:28:39,283 --> 00:28:40,283 What the fuck? 650 00:28:41,682 --> 00:28:43,017 (Both): No knives! 651 00:28:44,719 --> 00:28:46,055 Where did it happen? 652 00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,090 In here. 653 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:48,418 I'm gonna... 654 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:06,373 Oh, fuck! My leg! 655 00:29:06,475 --> 00:29:07,938 Oh fuck, my leg! 656 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,906 I'm gonna fucking kill you... 657 00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:11,514 Was it fun? -Hey! 658 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,083 (Both grunting, glass shattering) 659 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,216 Missed me! 660 00:29:14,318 --> 00:29:15,885 Fuck, no! 661 00:29:16,783 --> 00:29:18,789 OK. OK, chill. Ow! 662 00:29:20,324 --> 00:29:22,058 Whoa! Oh! 663 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,893 Ah! 664 00:29:26,858 --> 00:29:28,098 Oh, shit! 665 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,426 I'm sorry, Paul. 666 00:29:30,731 --> 00:29:32,231 (Objects clattering) 667 00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:36,767 I said I'm sorry. 668 00:29:36,869 --> 00:29:38,275 Come on, man! Fuck! 669 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,242 You said it was fine! 670 00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:41,944 It's not! 671 00:29:45,447 --> 00:29:47,015 Surprise! 672 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,260 Sorry! Batter's instinct. 673 00:29:58,362 --> 00:30:00,559 (Screaming) 674 00:30:00,661 --> 00:30:02,291 Shit, shit! 675 00:30:02,393 --> 00:30:04,634 The fish! Pick them up, pick them up! 676 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,636 -Where are you going? -Save John Paul! 677 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,872 Which one is John Paul? John Paul! Ah! 678 00:30:12,576 --> 00:30:14,207 I got one! I got one! 679 00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:17,815 There you go. 680 00:30:19,077 --> 00:30:20,879 Ah, fuck! It stung me! 681 00:30:20,982 --> 00:30:22,578 That one sucks, leave that one. 682 00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:30,424 Oh! 683 00:30:30,526 --> 00:30:32,027 Oh, sorry. 684 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,501 We did it. 685 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:48,879 We saved you. You're alive, guys. 686 00:30:50,677 --> 00:30:52,509 (Gasping) 687 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:58,188 Fish slapped you! 688 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,717 (Screaming) 689 00:30:59,819 --> 00:31:01,851 No, no, no! 690 00:31:01,953 --> 00:31:03,586 (Screaming) 691 00:31:05,725 --> 00:31:07,095 Oh, oh! 692 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:10,762 That was close. 693 00:31:10,864 --> 00:31:12,331 You almost got me. 694 00:31:13,866 --> 00:31:15,565 (Both screaming) 695 00:31:18,639 --> 00:31:21,978 (♪ A Little Love and Understanding by Gilbert Bécaud ♪) 696 00:31:28,548 --> 00:31:32,117 ♪♪ You're on your own and what you need's ♪ 697 00:31:32,219 --> 00:31:35,920 ♪ A little love and understanding ♪ 698 00:31:36,022 --> 00:31:37,356 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 699 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:42,696 ♪ A little warmth to tell your soul ♪ 700 00:31:42,798 --> 00:31:44,226 ♪ A gentle bird... ♪ 701 00:31:44,328 --> 00:31:46,334 That was so fun, wasn't it? 702 00:31:46,436 --> 00:31:47,836 Yeah. 703 00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:50,402 We don't have to steal jet skis. 704 00:31:50,504 --> 00:31:53,570 If you need an adventure, you can just get in the canoe. 705 00:31:56,682 --> 00:32:00,145 ♪ You're in that city far away ♪ 706 00:32:00,247 --> 00:32:04,783 ♪ I'm on the ship way out at sea ♪ 707 00:32:04,885 --> 00:32:06,853 (Both grunting) 708 00:32:06,955 --> 00:32:08,150 ♪ You got some problems ♪ 709 00:32:08,252 --> 00:32:09,426 What are you guys doing? 710 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:10,593 ♪ You can't face ♪ 711 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,963 ♪ So leave them behind ♪♪ 712 00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,470 I'm sorry. 713 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,064 What are you sorry for? 714 00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,940 For overreacting. 715 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:26,570 To something I didn't have a right to overreact to. 716 00:32:27,642 --> 00:32:29,012 OK. 717 00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:31,878 Good. 718 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,780 Carey, what are you sorry for? 719 00:32:33,882 --> 00:32:35,986 For having sex with you. 720 00:32:38,983 --> 00:32:39,985 No? 721 00:32:40,087 --> 00:32:42,857 For hurting my best friend? 722 00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:45,254 And I'm sorry for not realizing 723 00:32:45,356 --> 00:32:49,428 the effect that this might have. 724 00:32:50,396 --> 00:32:52,469 It's really not that big of a deal 725 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:53,262 if you think about it. 726 00:32:53,364 --> 00:32:55,505 It washes off in the shower. 727 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,399 -Paul... -What does? 728 00:32:57,501 --> 00:32:59,735 We don't have to do this anymore. 729 00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:02,207 No, no, babe, I'm good. 730 00:33:02,309 --> 00:33:03,910 I don't need to be with other people. 731 00:33:04,013 --> 00:33:05,508 No, it's OK, I can handle it. 732 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:07,845 Seriously, I'm fine. Don't worry about it. 733 00:33:07,947 --> 00:33:09,181 We can continue. 734 00:33:09,283 --> 00:33:11,382 It was a genuine overreaction on my part. 735 00:33:11,484 --> 00:33:13,322 It was sort of an out-of-body experience. 736 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:17,256 I wasn't really aware of what I was doing until after the fact. 737 00:33:17,359 --> 00:33:20,694 It was kind of like... a werewolf situation. 738 00:33:20,796 --> 00:33:22,525 I'm good. -OK. 739 00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:24,994 Can you just not do it with him again? 740 00:33:25,096 --> 00:33:26,302 (Chuckling) 741 00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:27,303 I won't. 742 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:28,700 Promise? 743 00:33:28,803 --> 00:33:30,367 Promise. 744 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:32,475 You should... You should promise, too. 745 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:33,672 I promise, too. 746 00:33:33,774 --> 00:33:35,704 (Sighing) 747 00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:39,147 OK, well, I guess we're going out for dinner. 748 00:33:39,249 --> 00:33:41,516 Yeah, I can't, I have to go back to the city. 749 00:33:41,618 --> 00:33:42,618 Unfortunately. 750 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:45,987 Are you fucking kidding me? 751 00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:48,253 No, I'm not fucking kidding you. OK? 752 00:33:48,355 --> 00:33:50,225 I'm in the middle of a fucking negotiation 753 00:33:50,327 --> 00:33:52,862 on a 34-unit building in Chinatown, and they are like... 754 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,542 Have you ever negotiated with the Chinese? 755 00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,261 It's a whole different thing. -Paul! 756 00:33:56,363 --> 00:33:57,727 You're always on your back foot. 757 00:33:57,829 --> 00:34:00,100 You told Russ we'd go to Great Thrills tomorrow. 758 00:34:00,202 --> 00:34:01,730 We can go to Great Thrills next week. 759 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:04,173 You can go next week. We're gonna go tomorrow. 760 00:34:11,748 --> 00:34:13,776 (All screaming) 761 00:34:18,352 --> 00:34:20,717 (♪ Pásky z cívek odvíjím by ORM ♪) 762 00:34:25,926 --> 00:34:27,493 ♪ ♪ ♪ 763 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:35,633 (Screaming) 764 00:34:41,743 --> 00:34:43,377 Yeah! 765 00:34:44,548 --> 00:34:45,574 Get it! 766 00:34:45,676 --> 00:34:48,085 -Step right up! -OK, one more, one more. 767 00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:50,852 -Oh, man! -That was a good try. 768 00:34:50,954 --> 00:34:52,885 Throw a ball, win a fish. 769 00:34:52,987 --> 00:34:54,117 Can I go another? 770 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:55,251 It's so expensive. 771 00:34:55,353 --> 00:34:56,591 But I need new fish. 772 00:34:56,693 --> 00:34:58,224 Step right up! 773 00:34:58,326 --> 00:35:00,597 Can I just buy some fish from you? 774 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,165 This isn't a pet shop. 775 00:35:04,162 --> 00:35:05,399 Thank you. 776 00:35:07,066 --> 00:35:07,999 You got it. 777 00:35:08,101 --> 00:35:08,931 (Ball bouncing) 778 00:35:09,033 --> 00:35:10,140 OK. 779 00:35:11,037 --> 00:35:12,575 OK! -Hi! 780 00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:13,435 -Hey. -Hey. 781 00:35:13,538 --> 00:35:14,977 -Excuse me. -How's it going? 782 00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:16,746 We're just burning through cash. 783 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:17,740 -So, you're Russ? -Yeah. 784 00:35:17,842 --> 00:35:20,015 I've heard a lot about you. Nice to meet you. 785 00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:21,331 This is Connor. I call him Conair. 786 00:35:21,414 --> 00:35:22,752 -Who's this? -We just met. 787 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,149 All right, let me have a go. 788 00:35:24,251 --> 00:35:25,318 Mind if I jump in? -Sure! 789 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:28,085 Here. Here's $100. We'll play for a bit. 790 00:35:28,187 --> 00:35:30,391 Works for me. 791 00:35:33,864 --> 00:35:35,592 -Wow! -Shhh, shhh. 792 00:35:35,694 --> 00:35:38,099 What are you gonna do with all the fish? 793 00:35:38,201 --> 00:35:39,831 -Bang. -Holy shit! That was awesome! 794 00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:41,067 Thanks. 795 00:35:41,169 --> 00:35:42,772 Why are you so good at that? 796 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:44,667 I just have a very soft touch. 797 00:35:44,769 --> 00:35:47,372 Most of the time. If you behave yourself. 798 00:35:47,474 --> 00:35:49,041 Is that your husband staring at us? 799 00:35:49,143 --> 00:35:50,375 No, he's my friend. 800 00:35:50,477 --> 00:35:52,079 -This is your friend? -That's Carey. 801 00:35:52,181 --> 00:35:54,149 Carey! Go ahead and "carry" this? 802 00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:55,914 How many do you want, Russ? -All of them. 803 00:35:56,016 --> 00:35:57,250 All of them? 804 00:35:57,352 --> 00:35:58,986 Guys, come. Let's get the front row. 805 00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:02,025 Oh, hey. No, I'm with them. 806 00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:03,825 No, this one's full. You gotta go back. 807 00:36:03,927 --> 00:36:04,927 -Sorry. -What the hell? 808 00:36:05,027 --> 00:36:06,058 I just need to get on. 809 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,456 Oh. Can you take these? 810 00:36:08,558 --> 00:36:10,400 No, man, that's all you. 811 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,227 No? 812 00:36:11,329 --> 00:36:12,565 Hold my hand! 813 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,204 We should probably hold hands too. 814 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:18,472 Russ, I got your fish safe and sound, man. 815 00:36:23,176 --> 00:36:24,374 (Woman screaming) 816 00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,111 Wait... This is a bad idea. 817 00:36:26,213 --> 00:36:27,813 Hold on! I got your fish! 818 00:36:27,915 --> 00:36:30,179 Oh, fuck! 819 00:36:30,281 --> 00:36:31,547 (Screaming) 820 00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:33,787 I'm holding... Oh no, I lost you! 821 00:36:33,889 --> 00:36:35,192 (Screaming) 822 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:38,527 Oh, fuck, I just... 823 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:39,521 Oh no, ah! 824 00:36:39,624 --> 00:36:42,191 Come on, guys! Come on, fish! 825 00:36:42,293 --> 00:36:44,564 (Screaming) 826 00:36:45,463 --> 00:36:47,265 Two left! I got two left. 827 00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:49,239 I got one left. I got one... 828 00:36:50,102 --> 00:36:51,703 (Wailing) 829 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:56,972 Oh yeah. Cambodia, Machu Picchu, all the big countries. Africa. 830 00:36:57,074 --> 00:36:59,374 I've done a lot of work with Doctors Without Borders. 831 00:36:59,476 --> 00:37:00,410 Are you a doctor? 832 00:37:00,513 --> 00:37:01,918 No, I just run their socials. 833 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,349 Guys, what do you want to do next? 834 00:37:03,451 --> 00:37:05,088 -Bumper cars! -Yeah, bumper cars! 835 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,907 I can do that. You want to do bumper cars? 836 00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:07,990 -Yeah! -Buckle up! 837 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,690 Hey! She's not doing bumper cars. 838 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:10,753 Carey! 839 00:37:10,855 --> 00:37:12,688 She has a husband, and he's a great guy. 840 00:37:12,790 --> 00:37:14,292 And he happens to be my best friend, 841 00:37:14,395 --> 00:37:15,724 so she's not doing bumper cars. 842 00:37:15,826 --> 00:37:17,262 I know what bumper cars leads to. 843 00:37:17,364 --> 00:37:18,662 What do bumper cars lead to? 844 00:37:18,764 --> 00:37:20,737 If she wants to do bumper cars, she can. 845 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:21,797 I know who you are, 846 00:37:21,899 --> 00:37:23,734 slick fucking handsome theme park guy, huh? 847 00:37:23,836 --> 00:37:25,803 Hitting on moms. I bet that's not even your kid. 848 00:37:25,905 --> 00:37:28,070 -What's your fucking problem? -What's my problem? 849 00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:30,773 You want to do bumper cars? Let's do fucking bumper cars! 850 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:32,644 -Hey, hey, hey! -You wanna do bumper cars? 851 00:37:32,746 --> 00:37:35,278 Carey, what the fuck? What is wrong with you? 852 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,481 What are you doing? 853 00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:38,547 Nothing! What is wrong with you? 854 00:37:38,649 --> 00:37:40,222 Why are you being like this? 855 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,039 Because you're married. To my best friend. 856 00:37:42,122 --> 00:37:43,419 (Scoffing) 857 00:37:43,521 --> 00:37:44,727 It didn't stop you! 858 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:45,856 That's a mistake. 859 00:37:46,928 --> 00:37:48,364 Was it? 860 00:37:50,962 --> 00:37:54,597 This whole overprotective thing you're doing, 861 00:37:54,699 --> 00:37:56,704 is that for Paul or is it for you? 862 00:37:56,806 --> 00:37:57,903 Paul. 863 00:37:58,005 --> 00:37:59,273 Right. 864 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:02,041 Well, Paul doesn't care. You heard him. 865 00:38:02,143 --> 00:38:04,876 Fine. I care. 866 00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:06,079 OK? 867 00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:07,116 I know you guys are all 868 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,116 emotionally sophisticated and whatever, 869 00:38:09,218 --> 00:38:10,716 but when you sleep with someone, 870 00:38:10,818 --> 00:38:13,351 your body makes a commitment whether you do or not. 871 00:38:13,454 --> 00:38:15,484 What does that... Is that... 872 00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:16,752 Vanilla Sky, yes. 873 00:38:16,854 --> 00:38:18,889 But it doesn't make it any less true. 874 00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:23,333 It's just... The other night, I keep thinking about it. 875 00:38:30,173 --> 00:38:32,309 Think about something else. 876 00:38:38,644 --> 00:38:41,580 (Man and woman breathing heavily) 877 00:38:41,683 --> 00:38:43,982 (Man): That was, like, really good, yeah? 878 00:38:44,084 --> 00:38:45,185 Yeah! 879 00:38:45,287 --> 00:38:47,185 You got great endurance. 880 00:38:47,287 --> 00:38:49,920 (Both laughing) 881 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,827 Hey, what's your favorite band? 882 00:38:56,962 --> 00:39:00,469 Gun to my head, I'd probably say Macklemore. 883 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:03,805 Or me! 884 00:39:03,907 --> 00:39:05,103 You play? 885 00:39:05,205 --> 00:39:06,107 Yeah, yeah. 886 00:39:06,209 --> 00:39:08,037 OK. Want to play me some? 887 00:39:09,274 --> 00:39:10,875 Yeah! 888 00:39:17,483 --> 00:39:19,114 Do you want some tea? 889 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,992 Uh, yeah, I'll take an Arnold Palmer if you got one. 890 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,428 Uh, I don't think I have that. 891 00:39:26,361 --> 00:39:28,830 But I have chamomile or rooibos. 892 00:39:28,932 --> 00:39:30,567 I'm good. 893 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:31,669 OK. 894 00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:35,167 How long have you been a bartender for? 895 00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:36,901 Like, 8 months. 896 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,204 It's kind of like the first thing I'm really good at. 897 00:39:41,306 --> 00:39:44,241 I feel like we've established you're good at other stuff too. 898 00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:45,378 Like what? 899 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,980 Sex! You're really good at sex. 900 00:39:47,082 --> 00:39:47,876 Thank you! 901 00:39:47,978 --> 00:39:50,747 You know, I think you're pretty good, too. 902 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:52,448 You might have scratched me, though. 903 00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:54,388 Hey! Coño! 904 00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:56,552 No, it's OK! I kind of liked it. 905 00:39:56,654 --> 00:39:58,158 What are you doing here? 906 00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:59,561 I'm eating a sandwich. 907 00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:02,897 What the fuck happened to your eyebrows? 908 00:40:02,999 --> 00:40:04,267 They burnt. 909 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:06,434 ♪♪ Baby girl, come back to bed ♪ 910 00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:09,071 ♪ I think the blood is rushing from my head ♪ 911 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:11,371 ♪ Down between my legs again ♪ 912 00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:14,004 ♪ And I'm ready for some more ♪ 913 00:40:14,106 --> 00:40:17,676 ♪ And I kind of liked the way you scratched my back ♪ 914 00:40:17,779 --> 00:40:21,176 ♪ And I'm going to scratch you back ♪♪ 915 00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:24,586 Who are you? 916 00:40:25,482 --> 00:40:26,882 Carey. 917 00:40:26,984 --> 00:40:31,593 Jackson, this is my husband, Carey. 918 00:40:33,327 --> 00:40:35,025 Is this wavy? 919 00:40:36,363 --> 00:40:37,929 This is wavy. 920 00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:40,803 You want a sandwich? 921 00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:42,202 Yeah, sure. 922 00:40:42,304 --> 00:40:44,336 Cool. You like meat? 923 00:40:44,438 --> 00:40:45,469 Yeah, I like meats. 924 00:40:45,571 --> 00:40:46,740 What are you doing? 925 00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:49,409 Making another sandwich. 926 00:40:49,511 --> 00:40:50,947 Carey, we can't both live here. 927 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:51,879 You know that, right? 928 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:52,982 Why not? 929 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,115 We talked about this. 930 00:40:54,217 --> 00:40:55,248 -No, we didn't. -Right. 931 00:40:55,350 --> 00:40:56,517 I didn't finish my letter. 932 00:40:56,619 --> 00:40:58,348 I don't want to hear your fucking letter! 933 00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,149 Whoa, Jesus! 934 00:41:03,187 --> 00:41:06,260 Sorry, I took the Jitney here and I'm tired. 935 00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:08,830 So I'll probably just go to bed. 936 00:41:08,932 --> 00:41:09,999 Here? 937 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,364 Yeah, the couch is fine. 938 00:41:11,466 --> 00:41:12,727 No, the couch is not fine. 939 00:41:12,829 --> 00:41:13,869 This place has no walls. 940 00:41:13,966 --> 00:41:15,934 And I have to meet a client in the morning. 941 00:41:17,069 --> 00:41:19,606 Well, on the meat front, this sandwich goes hard. 942 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,242 Hey, Jackson, you want some iced tea? 943 00:41:22,344 --> 00:41:23,475 I made some iced tea. 944 00:41:23,577 --> 00:41:24,807 And there's lemons in there. 945 00:41:24,909 --> 00:41:27,244 So I think that's an Arnold Palmer. 946 00:41:27,346 --> 00:41:28,311 Legend. 947 00:41:28,414 --> 00:41:29,849 Carey... 948 00:41:29,951 --> 00:41:34,684 I'm sure this is all, you know, very painful for you. 949 00:41:34,787 --> 00:41:36,189 But we need to figure this out. 950 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,188 Figure what out? 951 00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:38,627 Divorce. 952 00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:42,097 If you could just let me finish the letter... 953 00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:44,126 No. Hey. Listen, Ashley. 954 00:41:44,228 --> 00:41:46,698 I get it. You want to sleep with other people. 955 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,498 We don't need a divorce for that. 956 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,138 What do you mean? 957 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,139 It's a lot of work. 958 00:41:51,241 --> 00:41:52,508 It doesn't have to be. 959 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:54,510 I mean, we don't have kids, we don't have money. 960 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,776 Exactly, we don't have a reason to get divorced. 961 00:41:56,878 --> 00:41:58,910 Unless you definitively want me out of your life. 962 00:41:59,012 --> 00:42:01,245 No, I don't definitively want you out of my life. 963 00:42:01,347 --> 00:42:02,816 OK. 964 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:05,720 What if we kept it open? 965 00:42:06,653 --> 00:42:09,023 Like, an open relationship? 966 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:10,252 Yeah, sure. 967 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:15,528 OK. Um, what does that entail? What are the rules? 968 00:42:15,630 --> 00:42:17,297 What do you want the rules to be? 969 00:42:17,399 --> 00:42:18,330 I don't want rules. 970 00:42:18,432 --> 00:42:20,031 Great. No rules. 971 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:23,498 OK, what if... What if I meet someone? 972 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,534 (Burping) 973 00:42:24,636 --> 00:42:26,174 And it's serious? 974 00:42:26,276 --> 00:42:27,841 Then, we get divorced. 975 00:42:29,009 --> 00:42:31,644 Yeah, I feel like this is a defense mechanism. 976 00:42:31,746 --> 00:42:33,478 And you're actually in a lot of pain. 977 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:35,248 And that's OK. -No! 978 00:42:35,350 --> 00:42:37,218 I'm not. I'm wavy. 979 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,448 I slept with someone too. 980 00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:39,553 Oh, you did? 981 00:42:39,655 --> 00:42:41,622 Yeah, it's good. So it's all good. 982 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,486 We don't have to talk about it. We're even. 983 00:42:44,588 --> 00:42:45,755 OK. 984 00:42:45,857 --> 00:42:48,431 You guys are so inspiring. 985 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,265 I hope I'm this mature when I'm your age. 986 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:51,464 (Carey): Thanks, Jackson. 987 00:42:51,566 --> 00:42:53,333 We're not that old. Go to bed. 988 00:42:54,102 --> 00:42:56,632 I'm going to be seeing people, and they're gonna be around. 989 00:42:56,734 --> 00:42:59,073 Cool! So will I! 990 00:42:59,175 --> 00:43:00,777 I'm not jealous. 991 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,204 OK. 992 00:43:02,306 --> 00:43:06,644 Well, if it's good with you, it's good with me! 993 00:43:06,746 --> 00:43:08,882 That's more than good with me. 994 00:43:08,984 --> 00:43:12,622 Um, maybe we can get rid of the air-hockey table 995 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:15,154 and just put a blow-up mattress in the Carey corner? 996 00:43:15,256 --> 00:43:16,490 Or not. 997 00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:20,394 Couch is good. Or the ledge or... 998 00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,357 -OK. -I'll find something. 999 00:43:23,499 --> 00:43:25,360 Good night. -Good night! 1000 00:43:27,302 --> 00:43:28,498 Sleep well. 1001 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,068 Yeah, you too. 1002 00:43:46,421 --> 00:43:49,122 (Jackson laughing) 1003 00:43:49,224 --> 00:43:50,658 Shhh! 1004 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:53,223 (Jackson and Ashley whispering, indistinct) 1005 00:43:59,037 --> 00:43:59,761 (Cracking) 1006 00:43:59,863 --> 00:44:02,138 Oh, ho ho! Whoa! 1007 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,104 How does that feel? 1008 00:44:03,206 --> 00:44:04,807 Holy shit! 1009 00:44:04,909 --> 00:44:08,109 Yeah, you got some tightness in your temporal muscle, man. 1010 00:44:08,211 --> 00:44:08,970 Open your jaw. 1011 00:44:09,073 --> 00:44:11,047 -Fede, please come! -Yeah! 1012 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,842 (Speaking Spanish) 1013 00:44:12,945 --> 00:44:14,282 (♪ Upbeat music on stereo ♪) 1014 00:44:14,384 --> 00:44:15,350 Those 'fits are tight. 1015 00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:16,568 You guys are real committed. 1016 00:44:16,651 --> 00:44:18,049 My commitment knows no bounds. 1017 00:44:18,151 --> 00:44:20,081 What are you doing here? We talked about this. 1018 00:44:20,183 --> 00:44:21,720 Carey's helping with my resume. 1019 00:44:21,822 --> 00:44:23,557 -You guys used to date? -Briefly. 1020 00:44:23,659 --> 00:44:25,188 Let's... Let's just go. Let's go. 1021 00:44:25,290 --> 00:44:27,862 Jackson, you gotta decide what you want to do. 1022 00:44:27,964 --> 00:44:30,161 Well, this chiropractor thing seems pretty tight. 1023 00:44:30,263 --> 00:44:33,065 No, that's a doctor. You gotta go to school for that. 1024 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,532 What are you good at? 1025 00:44:36,634 --> 00:44:37,905 Dogs. 1026 00:44:38,768 --> 00:44:40,209 Football. 1027 00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:41,944 Paintball. Bench press. 1028 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:42,940 OK. 1029 00:44:43,042 --> 00:44:44,641 I can fit a whole lemon in my mouth. 1030 00:44:44,743 --> 00:44:46,147 No! Spit it out! 1031 00:44:46,249 --> 00:44:47,281 Spit it out! 1032 00:44:47,383 --> 00:44:48,844 (Record skipping) 1033 00:44:48,946 --> 00:44:50,747 You go handle the music. 1034 00:44:50,849 --> 00:44:52,282 I'll handle the resume. 1035 00:44:59,726 --> 00:45:01,425 (♪ Smooth melody ♪) 1036 00:45:01,527 --> 00:45:03,065 Mmm! 1037 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,500 (Door opening) 1038 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,432 Oh my God! That was so relaxing. 1039 00:45:06,534 --> 00:45:07,729 What an experience! 1040 00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:08,834 How was it? 1041 00:45:08,936 --> 00:45:10,905 The sound bath? Oh, it was so zen! 1042 00:45:11,837 --> 00:45:13,668 -Hari om. -Hari om. 1043 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:15,411 Oh! 1044 00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:17,178 How about you try a regular bath? 1045 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,313 Oh my God. 1046 00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:19,415 Hello, bonita! 1047 00:45:20,615 --> 00:45:21,851 That was a funny one. 1048 00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:24,384 But I'll have you know that body odor stems from stress. 1049 00:45:24,486 --> 00:45:25,581 And I, I hold none. 1050 00:45:25,683 --> 00:45:26,784 Really? 1051 00:45:26,886 --> 00:45:28,520 Can... Can you teach me that? 1052 00:45:28,622 --> 00:45:29,858 Of course. Come. 1053 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,326 Carey, this has to stop. I know what you're doing. 1054 00:45:32,428 --> 00:45:33,459 What am I doing? 1055 00:45:33,561 --> 00:45:34,494 Why is Fede here? 1056 00:45:34,596 --> 00:45:35,463 'Cause he's my friend. 1057 00:45:35,565 --> 00:45:36,645 But why is he still here? 1058 00:45:36,730 --> 00:45:37,828 He's having a hard time. 1059 00:45:37,930 --> 00:45:39,360 Because I broke up with him? 1060 00:45:39,462 --> 00:45:42,668 Yeah. Probably has something to do with it. 1061 00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:44,670 We only dated for two weeks! 1062 00:45:44,773 --> 00:45:47,007 -Yeah, well... -Two weeks! 1063 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:49,442 (Dinging, resonating) 1064 00:45:49,544 --> 00:45:50,739 Oh, sorry, guys! 1065 00:45:50,841 --> 00:45:52,441 Good vibrations. 1066 00:45:53,582 --> 00:45:55,312 I made you some rooibos. 1067 00:45:56,847 --> 00:45:58,213 Game time! 1068 00:45:58,315 --> 00:46:00,084 Jackson, you're really good at this. 1069 00:46:00,186 --> 00:46:01,917 Stay focused. You're only down by three. 1070 00:46:02,019 --> 00:46:03,391 You can still come back. 1071 00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:04,794 Yo, where you going? 1072 00:46:05,989 --> 00:46:07,291 To a concert. 1073 00:46:09,865 --> 00:46:12,201 Oh, shit! I forgot my glow sticks. 1074 00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:13,531 And my lollipops. 1075 00:46:13,633 --> 00:46:15,800 (Music stops) 1076 00:46:15,902 --> 00:46:17,701 What concert are you going to? 1077 00:46:17,803 --> 00:46:19,707 Chris Stapleton. 1078 00:46:19,809 --> 00:46:21,575 I thought you didn't like country. 1079 00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:24,105 ♪ That was before my time ♪ 1080 00:46:24,207 --> 00:46:25,406 Well, it's growing on me. 1081 00:46:25,508 --> 00:46:27,579 -What are y'all watching? - Lorenzo's Oil. 1082 00:46:27,681 --> 00:46:28,645 (Speaking Spanish) 1083 00:46:28,747 --> 00:46:29,682 (Door buzzing) 1084 00:46:29,784 --> 00:46:31,882 No, no! No habla español. 1085 00:46:31,984 --> 00:46:33,555 No habla español. Gringa! 1086 00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:35,086 What the fuck are you doing here? 1087 00:46:35,189 --> 00:46:36,952 I'm here to talk to your husband, Brutus. 1088 00:46:37,054 --> 00:46:38,425 Carey, Paul's here. 1089 00:46:38,527 --> 00:46:39,628 Hey, Paul! You OK? 1090 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:41,394 No, I'm not OK. She kicked me out. 1091 00:46:41,496 --> 00:46:42,331 Oh, sorry. 1092 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:43,561 I need a place to stay. 1093 00:46:43,663 --> 00:46:45,829 No! No, no. 1094 00:46:45,931 --> 00:46:46,864 I was talking to him. 1095 00:46:46,966 --> 00:46:48,934 It's my apartment, too. No. 1096 00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:50,834 Go home, talk to your wife. Fix it. 1097 00:46:50,936 --> 00:46:52,241 I can't fix it. OK? 1098 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,134 I don't care. 1099 00:46:53,237 --> 00:46:54,574 I've been staying at a hotel. 1100 00:46:54,676 --> 00:46:55,676 She won't take my calls. 1101 00:46:55,778 --> 00:46:57,058 And my credit card's not working. 1102 00:46:57,143 --> 00:46:58,848 -I can loan you some money. -No, no. 1103 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:01,211 No more loans, OK? I need you to help me fix this. 1104 00:47:01,314 --> 00:47:03,146 Ever since you guys had sex... -Wait, wait. 1105 00:47:03,248 --> 00:47:05,519 -...it's been worse and... -What? 1106 00:47:05,621 --> 00:47:07,488 That's who you slept with? 1107 00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:09,322 Right behind our backs. 1108 00:47:09,424 --> 00:47:10,185 When? 1109 00:47:10,287 --> 00:47:12,188 After you asked for our divorce. 1110 00:47:12,290 --> 00:47:14,556 -I didn't expect that. -Me neither. 1111 00:47:14,658 --> 00:47:17,061 I said I was sorry. What more do you want from me? 1112 00:47:17,163 --> 00:47:18,967 I don't know! I don't know what to do. 1113 00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:21,232 I just feel like everything is very, very imbalanced, 1114 00:47:21,334 --> 00:47:23,598 and we need to find a way to restore the balance. 1115 00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:26,304 And you had sex with my wife, so maybe, I don't know... 1116 00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:31,045 -No fucking way! -What is wrong with you? 1117 00:47:31,147 --> 00:47:32,930 You have sex with my wife, but I can't with yours? 1118 00:47:33,013 --> 00:47:34,849 On what fucking planet, Paul? 1119 00:47:34,951 --> 00:47:36,565 I don't want to have sex with you either. 1120 00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:39,355 I just want my wife back. Why is everything so complicated? 1121 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:40,556 I'm not that bad-looking. 1122 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:41,941 It has nothing to do with looks! 1123 00:47:42,024 --> 00:47:43,822 This kind of shit happens all the time. 1124 00:47:43,924 --> 00:47:44,975 Come on, Sutton, let's go. 1125 00:47:45,058 --> 00:47:46,362 -Who are they? -Her lovers. 1126 00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:47,795 Ex-lovers. Go home. 1127 00:47:47,897 --> 00:47:49,210 Hey, movie night every Thursday. 1128 00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:50,830 Next week's Doctor Zhivago. 1129 00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:52,430 OK, fill me in. What did I miss? 1130 00:47:52,532 --> 00:47:55,030 They're trying to make an oil to save their son, Lorenzo. 1131 00:47:55,132 --> 00:47:56,167 I need to get my bags. 1132 00:47:56,269 --> 00:47:58,407 He's got some disease. I think like an ALS. 1133 00:47:58,509 --> 00:47:59,706 -ALD. -Yeah, ALDS. 1134 00:47:59,808 --> 00:48:01,271 No, that's a baseball thing. 1135 00:48:01,374 --> 00:48:03,505 You got to win that to get to the World Series. 1136 00:48:03,607 --> 00:48:05,911 No way this kid's going to the World Series. 1137 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,313 (♪ Metal blaring on headphones ♪) 1138 00:48:09,853 --> 00:48:11,949 Russ, what day is your assignment due 1139 00:48:12,051 --> 00:48:13,615 for your biodiversity class? 1140 00:48:16,491 --> 00:48:18,155 Russ! 1141 00:48:18,257 --> 00:48:20,429 Come on, honey, you know the rules. 1142 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,126 No headphones in the car. 1143 00:48:22,228 --> 00:48:25,066 If you want to listen, just plug it in. 1144 00:48:26,630 --> 00:48:30,236 I was asking you what day your assignment is due. 1145 00:48:31,236 --> 00:48:33,602 (♪ Metal blaring on stereo ♪) 1146 00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:38,808 What is this? 1147 00:48:38,910 --> 00:48:40,642 Aborted Fetus. 1148 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:45,548 I like it. 1149 00:48:47,457 --> 00:48:48,822 It's nice. 1150 00:48:48,924 --> 00:48:51,158 Just gonna turn it down a little. 1151 00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:53,655 A little bit. 1152 00:48:56,696 --> 00:48:58,399 (Sighing) 1153 00:48:58,501 --> 00:49:00,134 Listen, honey... 1154 00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:04,402 If you're upset, it's OK to be upset. 1155 00:49:05,839 --> 00:49:07,671 I'm upset, too. 1156 00:49:07,773 --> 00:49:11,380 Sometimes, in life, you have to deal with difficult emotions. 1157 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:12,680 And you have to... 1158 00:49:12,782 --> 00:49:14,478 (People talking, indistinct) 1159 00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:22,019 -What up, Russ? -Hey, coach Carey. 1160 00:49:22,122 --> 00:49:24,293 Guess what? Volleyball today! 1161 00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,493 Whatever. 1162 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:27,095 Sweet headphones. 1163 00:49:28,996 --> 00:49:31,532 Hey! How you been? -Hi! 1164 00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:33,029 (Horns honking) 1165 00:49:33,131 --> 00:49:34,599 Been better. -Same. 1166 00:49:34,701 --> 00:49:35,933 Hold on! 1167 00:49:36,035 --> 00:49:37,198 (Woman): Carey, hey! 1168 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,440 You got to talk to Paul. 1169 00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:39,472 I have Pilates! 1170 00:49:39,574 --> 00:49:40,676 Do I? 1171 00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:42,061 Yeah. He's been staying with me. 1172 00:49:42,144 --> 00:49:43,909 We don't have a lot of room at our place. 1173 00:49:44,012 --> 00:49:45,411 I had to move the hockey table. 1174 00:49:45,513 --> 00:49:48,450 Can you believe this shit? The gym teacher's on drop-offs! 1175 00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:49,882 Hey! Stop honking! 1176 00:49:49,984 --> 00:49:51,620 Did he tell you what happened? 1177 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:53,048 Yeah. That you kicked him out. 1178 00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:53,982 (Horns honking) 1179 00:49:54,084 --> 00:49:55,152 Fuck you! 1180 00:49:55,254 --> 00:49:56,859 -Stop honking, Mary! -Oh, God! 1181 00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:58,645 I have the sign. I'll tell you when to go. 1182 00:49:58,728 --> 00:49:59,993 Go back to the gym! 1183 00:50:00,095 --> 00:50:01,342 They make me do this on Tuesday. 1184 00:50:01,425 --> 00:50:02,861 I don't want to be here either. 1185 00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:04,127 -Get in. -I got to... 1186 00:50:04,229 --> 00:50:05,694 Yeah, you're right. Fuck it. 1187 00:50:05,796 --> 00:50:08,470 All right, you're on your own. Watch out for kids. 1188 00:50:08,572 --> 00:50:09,669 There you go! 1189 00:50:09,771 --> 00:50:11,940 (Horns honking) 1190 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:13,803 Do you want to know what really happened? 1191 00:50:13,905 --> 00:50:15,143 Yeah. 1192 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:18,174 Well, he was totally over-leveraged in real estate. 1193 00:50:18,276 --> 00:50:20,244 And it all completely blew up. 1194 00:50:20,346 --> 00:50:22,879 And he shut the company down last week. 1195 00:50:22,981 --> 00:50:24,447 Holy shit! 1196 00:50:24,550 --> 00:50:26,684 What? He didn't mention any of that to you? 1197 00:50:26,786 --> 00:50:27,949 No! 1198 00:50:28,051 --> 00:50:29,685 (Sighing) 1199 00:50:30,758 --> 00:50:31,923 How bad is it? 1200 00:50:32,025 --> 00:50:33,994 It's a fucking mess. 1201 00:50:34,096 --> 00:50:36,593 I don't know all the details, but I... 1202 00:50:37,932 --> 00:50:39,931 We could lose everything. 1203 00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:42,071 They froze our accounts! 1204 00:50:42,934 --> 00:50:44,370 Whoa. 1205 00:50:45,268 --> 00:50:46,773 How's Russ doing? 1206 00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:49,309 I don't know. Not great. 1207 00:50:49,411 --> 00:50:52,012 I don't know how to explain to him what's going on 1208 00:50:52,114 --> 00:50:54,176 because I... I don't understand myself. 1209 00:50:54,278 --> 00:50:56,283 You should talk to Paul. 1210 00:50:57,217 --> 00:50:58,853 Did he ask you to talk to me? 1211 00:50:58,955 --> 00:51:00,421 Is that why you're talking to me? 1212 00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:01,750 No! 1213 00:51:04,494 --> 00:51:05,754 OK. Yeah. 1214 00:51:06,929 --> 00:51:08,047 He did ask me to talk to you. 1215 00:51:08,130 --> 00:51:09,731 But that's not why I'm talking to you. 1216 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,098 I just like talking to you. 1217 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,394 You tell Paul that I'm not talking to him 1218 00:51:13,496 --> 00:51:15,398 because I don't believe a word 1219 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,667 that comes out of his fucking mouth. 1220 00:51:19,336 --> 00:51:20,703 OK, I'll let him know. 1221 00:51:21,838 --> 00:51:24,775 (Woman): Brandon Lugiana, do not do that! 1222 00:51:24,877 --> 00:51:26,643 (Sighing) 1223 00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:34,715 I think about you all the time. 1224 00:51:34,818 --> 00:51:37,092 I know you guys are in an open relationship, 1225 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,722 and it's not a big deal to you, but it was to me. 1226 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:44,562 (Sighing) 1227 00:51:47,837 --> 00:51:49,666 It was for me, too. 1228 00:51:50,738 --> 00:51:52,570 Really? 1229 00:51:55,305 --> 00:51:57,179 I never did it. 1230 00:51:58,549 --> 00:51:59,775 Did what? 1231 00:52:02,216 --> 00:52:05,154 I never slept with anyone else. 1232 00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:08,149 But you did with me. 1233 00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:10,192 Yes, I did. 1234 00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:12,021 You were there. 1235 00:52:12,123 --> 00:52:13,395 Yeah, I was. 1236 00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:14,526 Mm-hmm. 1237 00:52:15,425 --> 00:52:17,465 OK, cool. I got to go. 1238 00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:18,827 OK, bye. 1239 00:52:19,899 --> 00:52:20,899 OK. 1240 00:52:44,057 --> 00:52:45,423 ♪♪ Yeah ♪ 1241 00:52:45,525 --> 00:52:48,197 (♪ Pasta E Fagioli by Celso Valli ♪) 1242 00:52:51,162 --> 00:52:53,433 ♪ ♪ ♪ 1243 00:53:01,576 --> 00:53:04,840 ♪ I feel so silly without my pasta e fagioli ♪ 1244 00:53:08,814 --> 00:53:11,781 ♪ Can't have nobody without my pasta e fagioli ♪ 1245 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,499 ♪ I need somebody to lick my pasta e fagioli ♪ 1246 00:53:38,377 --> 00:53:40,276 ♪ Pasta e fagioli! ♪♪ 1247 00:53:40,378 --> 00:53:42,851 Oh, wow! It is so good! 1248 00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:44,412 This pasta e fagioli slaps. 1249 00:53:44,514 --> 00:53:46,587 Mmm! It's perfecto! 1250 00:53:46,689 --> 00:53:48,257 Grazie. 1251 00:53:50,091 --> 00:53:51,524 Excuse me a minute? 1252 00:53:53,524 --> 00:53:55,390 -Is he OK? -He's fine. 1253 00:53:55,492 --> 00:53:56,593 He's got the sad sads, 1254 00:53:56,696 --> 00:53:58,427 'cause someone never officially benched him. 1255 00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:00,068 I never officially dated him. 1256 00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:02,133 You know what's official? Marriage. 1257 00:54:02,235 --> 00:54:03,335 Marriage is official. 1258 00:54:03,437 --> 00:54:05,268 Hey, Paul, how long are you staying? 1259 00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:06,401 As long as it takes. 1260 00:54:06,503 --> 00:54:07,876 As long as what takes? 1261 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,009 Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late. 1262 00:54:10,111 --> 00:54:11,812 We went into overtime. 1263 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:13,081 Game was great. 1264 00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:15,114 I mean, we lost, but the girls were great. 1265 00:54:15,216 --> 00:54:16,785 Carey, I saved you a bowl. 1266 00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:17,713 I would have made more, 1267 00:54:17,816 --> 00:54:19,546 but I didn't know I was cooking for so many. 1268 00:54:19,648 --> 00:54:20,748 You weren't supposed to. 1269 00:54:20,850 --> 00:54:22,758 It's OK, Antoneta. I have plans. 1270 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,021 I gotta take a shower. 1271 00:54:24,123 --> 00:54:25,793 Wow! Busy guy. 1272 00:54:25,895 --> 00:54:26,927 I get it, man. 1273 00:54:27,029 --> 00:54:28,424 I don't think you do. 1274 00:54:28,526 --> 00:54:31,630 I can fix anything, anything. 1275 00:54:31,732 --> 00:54:36,771 Bad posture, migraines, scoliosis, ruptured discs... 1276 00:54:36,873 --> 00:54:38,604 I can't fix this. 1277 00:54:40,543 --> 00:54:43,174 It just feels like the universe is out of alignment, 1278 00:54:43,276 --> 00:54:44,478 and I can't adjust it. 1279 00:54:45,948 --> 00:54:47,580 I really get it. 1280 00:54:49,378 --> 00:54:50,651 Do you? 1281 00:54:50,753 --> 00:54:51,914 Yeah. 1282 00:54:54,922 --> 00:54:55,951 (Sighing) 1283 00:54:57,024 --> 00:54:58,627 Thanks, man. 1284 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:01,495 Oh! Um... 1285 00:55:02,496 --> 00:55:05,296 You should go talk to her about it, OK? 1286 00:55:05,398 --> 00:55:06,761 Hey, you ever hire people 1287 00:55:06,863 --> 00:55:08,937 with, like, no experience whatsoever? 1288 00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:10,631 Yeah! You can pay them less. 1289 00:55:10,734 --> 00:55:12,806 Wait, how much do you pay them? 1290 00:55:12,908 --> 00:55:14,239 $2.75 an hour. 1291 00:55:14,342 --> 00:55:15,638 That's not even minimum wage. 1292 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:17,374 Yeah. That's what tips are for. 1293 00:55:17,477 --> 00:55:18,693 Food prices, you can't control. 1294 00:55:18,776 --> 00:55:20,515 But you can always pay the staff less. 1295 00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:23,082 When they burn out, there's always people looking for work! 1296 00:55:23,184 --> 00:55:24,184 I'm looking for work. 1297 00:55:25,685 --> 00:55:28,016 Yeah, it's really competitive right now. 1298 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,518 Cute butt! 1299 00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:32,355 Jesus Christ, Ashley! 1300 00:55:32,457 --> 00:55:34,127 Can I have some privacy? 1301 00:55:34,229 --> 00:55:35,958 I've seen you naked before. 1302 00:55:36,993 --> 00:55:39,230 Yeah, but not since everything happened. 1303 00:55:39,332 --> 00:55:40,831 OK, well, here we are. 1304 00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:43,103 What are you doing? 1305 00:55:43,205 --> 00:55:44,736 I'm just brushing my teeth. 1306 00:55:48,305 --> 00:55:49,807 Mmm... 1307 00:55:51,078 --> 00:55:52,446 You know what? 1308 00:55:52,548 --> 00:55:54,479 I can't have all these people in our apartment. 1309 00:55:54,581 --> 00:55:56,281 -They're your lovers! -Ex-lovers. 1310 00:55:56,384 --> 00:55:57,435 You broke up with Antoneta? 1311 00:55:57,518 --> 00:55:59,119 No, but when I do, I'd appreciate it 1312 00:55:59,221 --> 00:56:00,353 if you wouldn't invite her. 1313 00:56:00,455 --> 00:56:02,419 OK, well, Tuesday's FIFA night, 1314 00:56:02,522 --> 00:56:04,522 and she's already in a bracket, 1315 00:56:04,624 --> 00:56:07,024 so it's going to be a little tricky. 1316 00:56:07,126 --> 00:56:08,397 Carey. 1317 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,063 You're the one who told me I needed to make friends. 1318 00:56:11,165 --> 00:56:12,830 Do you like it? 1319 00:56:14,136 --> 00:56:16,002 Yeah, you look great. 1320 00:56:16,104 --> 00:56:17,400 Is it too much? 1321 00:56:17,502 --> 00:56:18,568 No, it's never too much. 1322 00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:20,272 You should try one with a low back, 1323 00:56:20,374 --> 00:56:21,910 'cause you have a great back. 1324 00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:23,271 This one has a low back. 1325 00:56:23,373 --> 00:56:24,611 Oh. 1326 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:28,582 Yeah, it's perfect. 1327 00:56:32,819 --> 00:56:36,290 We're supposed to go see a mentalist tonight. 1328 00:56:36,392 --> 00:56:38,686 But, I mean, I can totally cancel. 1329 00:56:38,788 --> 00:56:40,861 We could stay in, watch a movie, 1330 00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:42,061 just us two. 1331 00:56:42,163 --> 00:56:43,327 I have plans. 1332 00:56:43,429 --> 00:56:44,994 -Oh. -What plans? 1333 00:56:46,135 --> 00:56:48,132 -Paul. -Goddamn it! 1334 00:56:48,234 --> 00:56:49,903 Paul, go home! 1335 00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:51,170 Hey, everyone! 1336 00:56:51,272 --> 00:56:52,567 Everyone needs to leave! 1337 00:56:52,669 --> 00:56:53,903 I will happily leave 1338 00:56:54,005 --> 00:56:56,070 as soon as my wife starts talking to me again. 1339 00:56:56,172 --> 00:56:58,741 Speaking of which, have you, uh, talked to her? 1340 00:56:58,843 --> 00:57:01,075 -Not yet. -Oh, wow! That's a shame. 1341 00:57:01,177 --> 00:57:04,052 I thought for sure you might have run into her 1342 00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:05,281 dropping Russ off at school. 1343 00:57:05,383 --> 00:57:06,452 I didn't. 1344 00:57:06,554 --> 00:57:08,451 Are you sure you didn't do something 1345 00:57:08,553 --> 00:57:10,190 to make her so upset? 1346 00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:12,091 No, nothing I can think of. 1347 00:57:12,193 --> 00:57:13,421 Nothing at all? 1348 00:57:13,523 --> 00:57:14,757 No, nothing. 1349 00:57:14,859 --> 00:57:17,531 Why, do you know something? -No. 1350 00:57:17,633 --> 00:57:20,101 -What the fuck is going on? -(Both): Nothing. 1351 00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:22,000 Who do you have plans with? 1352 00:57:22,103 --> 00:57:23,305 A woman. 1353 00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:25,273 I didn't know you were dating someone. 1354 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:27,168 -Yeah, me neither. -It's very new. 1355 00:57:28,342 --> 00:57:29,408 I'd love to meet her. 1356 00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:31,308 -Yeah, me too. -So would I. 1357 00:57:31,410 --> 00:57:32,476 (Speaking Spanish) 1358 00:57:32,578 --> 00:57:33,882 Fede, I told you to leave! 1359 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:34,741 (Speaking Spanish) 1360 00:57:34,843 --> 00:57:35,943 -They got to go. -OK. 1361 00:57:36,045 --> 00:57:37,812 -They got to go. -Guys, you got to go. 1362 00:57:37,914 --> 00:57:39,617 -Everybody, out! -Come on, Fede! 1363 00:57:39,719 --> 00:57:41,488 Get out of the fucking house, dude. 1364 00:57:41,590 --> 00:57:43,555 -I think you should go. -(Ashley): Go home! 1365 00:57:43,657 --> 00:57:45,354 No, no, no, she doesn't mean me. 1366 00:57:45,456 --> 00:57:47,628 (Birds chirping) 1367 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,598 (Phone ringing) 1368 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:12,819 Hello? 1369 00:58:12,921 --> 00:58:14,153 Yes! 1370 00:58:14,255 --> 00:58:16,188 OK, what happened? 1371 00:58:16,290 --> 00:58:18,054 (Truck beeping) 1372 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:21,425 OK, I'm coming now. 1373 00:58:21,527 --> 00:58:23,125 Yes, I'm on my way now. 1374 00:58:26,033 --> 00:58:27,300 Hey! 1375 00:58:27,403 --> 00:58:29,004 No, no, no! What are you doing? 1376 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,401 Are you taking my car? 1377 00:58:30,503 --> 00:58:31,503 Oh, it's my car now. 1378 00:58:31,602 --> 00:58:33,536 You can't! Sir! 1379 00:58:33,638 --> 00:58:35,274 You cannot take my car! 1380 00:58:35,376 --> 00:58:36,878 I need my car right now! 1381 00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,777 I need my car! 1382 00:58:38,879 --> 00:58:41,809 And that sums up why my second wife left me. 1383 00:58:41,911 --> 00:58:44,515 Connie. She was a good woman. 1384 00:58:44,617 --> 00:58:47,116 My third wife... Ay, ay, ay. 1385 00:58:50,494 --> 00:58:53,826 Sorry about the whole car thing! Good luck. 1386 00:58:57,131 --> 00:58:59,331 Hey. 1387 00:58:59,433 --> 00:59:01,167 Don't admit anything, OK? 1388 00:59:01,269 --> 00:59:02,771 Deny, deny, deny. 1389 00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,034 Deny. 1390 00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,608 Deny. 1391 00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:12,812 I'm sorry, Mom. 1392 00:59:17,751 --> 00:59:19,615 Hey, have you checked your messages? 1393 00:59:19,717 --> 00:59:22,453 Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano. 1394 00:59:22,555 --> 00:59:24,791 Would you join me, please? 1395 00:59:30,061 --> 00:59:32,834 Don't say anything. We will handle this. 1396 00:59:32,936 --> 00:59:34,130 OK. 1397 00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:38,466 (Door closing) 1398 00:59:38,568 --> 00:59:40,268 (Sighing) 1399 00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:45,212 What's going on with you? 1400 00:59:45,314 --> 00:59:47,179 He did it to me first. 1401 00:59:47,281 --> 00:59:48,716 Did what? 1402 00:59:50,414 --> 00:59:53,916 Brandon Lugiana pantsed me in front of Lauren Whittenberg. 1403 00:59:54,018 --> 00:59:55,883 Then they got caught around my ankles, 1404 00:59:55,985 --> 00:59:57,285 so everyone saw everything. 1405 00:59:58,495 --> 01:00:00,893 Brandon Lugiana is a little asshole. 1406 01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:03,859 That's why I got him back. 1407 01:00:03,961 --> 01:00:06,899 Hammurabi's Code. Eye for an eye. 1408 01:00:07,971 --> 01:00:09,196 What? 1409 01:00:09,298 --> 01:00:11,599 It's the oldest legal system in the world. 1410 01:00:11,701 --> 01:00:13,070 Mesopotamia. 1411 01:00:14,038 --> 01:00:16,675 I didn't mean to break his arm, though. 1412 01:00:16,777 --> 01:00:18,739 Why do you keep getting in trouble? 1413 01:00:18,841 --> 01:00:20,341 You're a smart kid. 1414 01:00:21,448 --> 01:00:22,844 It doesn't matter. 1415 01:00:22,946 --> 01:00:24,584 The school system's broken. 1416 01:00:24,686 --> 01:00:26,551 Rockefeller modeled it after factories 1417 01:00:26,653 --> 01:00:28,352 to create more obedient workers. 1418 01:00:28,454 --> 01:00:29,685 (Chuckling) 1419 01:00:29,787 --> 01:00:31,223 Where did you hear that? 1420 01:00:31,325 --> 01:00:32,353 A TED Talk. 1421 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,295 Don't you want to go to college? 1422 01:00:35,397 --> 01:00:37,731 Nah. It's too expensive. 1423 01:00:37,833 --> 01:00:39,962 And my parents are always fighting about money. 1424 01:00:40,064 --> 01:00:42,235 I think they're getting a divorce. 1425 01:00:42,337 --> 01:00:43,670 Did they say that? 1426 01:00:43,772 --> 01:00:46,969 No, but I heard my mom talking to a lawyer. 1427 01:00:47,071 --> 01:00:49,874 And I think she has a new boyfriend. 1428 01:00:49,976 --> 01:00:52,340 Why do you think she has a new boyfriend? 1429 01:00:52,442 --> 01:00:54,944 I saw a pair of New Balance sneakers in her room. 1430 01:00:55,046 --> 01:00:57,282 My dad would never wear New Balance. 1431 01:00:57,384 --> 01:00:58,984 He's too cool. 1432 01:01:02,319 --> 01:01:04,958 Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of this. 1433 01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:06,458 OK? 1434 01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,330 Just... tell the truth. 1435 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:10,727 It always comes out eventually. 1436 01:01:10,829 --> 01:01:13,834 Mr. Grant, Russell, please. 1437 01:01:14,836 --> 01:01:17,068 (Whispering): Let's go. Tell the truth. 1438 01:01:33,485 --> 01:01:35,251 (Sighing) 1439 01:01:37,191 --> 01:01:41,892 Mr. Grant, as I was explaining to Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano, 1440 01:01:41,994 --> 01:01:43,892 Brandon Lugiana claims that Russell 1441 01:01:43,995 --> 01:01:45,894 assaulted him in your PE class. 1442 01:01:45,996 --> 01:01:47,934 I mean, that's a stretch. 1443 01:01:48,036 --> 01:01:50,704 I'm not an attorney, but that sounds like hearsay. 1444 01:01:50,806 --> 01:01:52,603 I just pantsed him. He fell on his own. 1445 01:01:52,705 --> 01:01:53,637 Russ, what did I say? 1446 01:01:53,739 --> 01:01:54,902 A number of eyewitnesses 1447 01:01:55,004 --> 01:01:56,071 have also come forward. 1448 01:01:56,173 --> 01:01:58,645 And it's clear it was a deliberate act. 1449 01:01:58,747 --> 01:02:01,213 An act of retribution. -Retribution? 1450 01:02:01,315 --> 01:02:03,697 You're turning the place into a snitch breeding ground, Harry. 1451 01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:04,849 Dr. Ott! 1452 01:02:04,951 --> 01:02:06,518 Doctor? What are you a doctor of? 1453 01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:07,986 Maybe this is retribution 1454 01:02:08,088 --> 01:02:10,017 for when I started a bonfire in the cafeteria. 1455 01:02:10,119 --> 01:02:11,858 I fucking knew it was you. 1456 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,924 Allegedly. When I allegedly started a bonfire. 1457 01:02:14,026 --> 01:02:16,293 Paul, can we please talk about Russ? 1458 01:02:16,395 --> 01:02:19,532 It feels as though you're making assumptions about his intent. 1459 01:02:19,634 --> 01:02:22,369 Well, what was it, Russell? 1460 01:02:22,471 --> 01:02:24,333 What was your intent? 1461 01:02:25,334 --> 01:02:27,270 I just wanted to pull his pants down 1462 01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:29,708 so everyone could see that he had a little penis too. 1463 01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:31,913 -Russ. -He did it to me first! 1464 01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:35,644 Yeah, but you didn't mean to break the kid's arm, right? 1465 01:02:35,746 --> 01:02:37,245 Tell him that. 1466 01:02:37,347 --> 01:02:39,884 Regardless, the outcome is the outcome. 1467 01:02:39,986 --> 01:02:41,589 Doesn't matter what his intent was. 1468 01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:43,558 -Yes, it does. -Dr. Ott, you're right. 1469 01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:45,788 Russ will be responsible for what he did. 1470 01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:47,123 No, he's not right. 1471 01:02:47,225 --> 01:02:49,127 Sometimes, you intend to do a good thing, 1472 01:02:49,229 --> 01:02:51,426 and bad things happen that are outside your control. 1473 01:02:51,528 --> 01:02:53,797 Yeah, then you need to be held accountable for them. 1474 01:02:53,899 --> 01:02:55,067 -I agree! -Yeah, me too. 1475 01:02:55,169 --> 01:02:57,404 -I agree with Mrs. Piampiano. -I'm with Jules... 1476 01:02:57,506 --> 01:02:58,399 I mean Mrs. Piampiano. 1477 01:02:58,501 --> 01:03:00,704 We have a zero-tolerance policy for violence 1478 01:03:00,806 --> 01:03:02,069 here at The Dirby School. 1479 01:03:02,171 --> 01:03:05,406 So, Russell will be expelled. 1480 01:03:05,508 --> 01:03:07,812 -What the fuck, Harry? -This fucking school! 1481 01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:09,548 This was blown out of proportion. 1482 01:03:09,650 --> 01:03:10,685 I don't think it is. 1483 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:13,181 We have a zero-tolerance policy against violence. 1484 01:03:13,283 --> 01:03:15,150 -I told him to do it. -Excuse me? 1485 01:03:15,252 --> 01:03:16,853 Yeah, Brandon Lugiana pantsed Russ 1486 01:03:16,956 --> 01:03:18,658 in front of Lauren Whittenberg. 1487 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,862 So I told Russ to pants him back. 1488 01:03:21,830 --> 01:03:25,132 It's Hammurabi's code. Mesopotamia. 1489 01:03:25,234 --> 01:03:26,494 Well... 1490 01:03:28,236 --> 01:03:29,398 OK. 1491 01:03:30,504 --> 01:03:32,205 You're fired. 1492 01:03:32,307 --> 01:03:33,842 Shit. 1493 01:03:34,772 --> 01:03:36,039 I'm sorry. 1494 01:03:36,141 --> 01:03:38,542 Why would you tell him to do that? 1495 01:03:38,644 --> 01:03:40,278 He didn't. 1496 01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:43,115 We pay $35,000 for him to go to this indoctrination center, 1497 01:03:43,217 --> 01:03:45,320 and they kick him out for standing up to a bully. 1498 01:03:45,422 --> 01:03:46,314 Paul, shut the fuck up! 1499 01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:48,587 I'm just saying, we should be proud of him. 1500 01:03:48,689 --> 01:03:50,121 Hey, I'm proud of you. 1501 01:03:50,223 --> 01:03:52,822 Carey, can you please take Russ to the car? 1502 01:03:52,924 --> 01:03:54,223 Are you guys gonna talk? 1503 01:03:54,325 --> 01:03:56,496 Yeah, baby, I'm gonna talk to your dad. 1504 01:03:56,598 --> 01:03:58,331 Come on, Russ, let's go. 1505 01:03:58,433 --> 01:04:00,168 It worked. 1506 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,529 They're talking. 1507 01:04:02,999 --> 01:04:04,701 I can fix it. 1508 01:04:04,803 --> 01:04:05,937 You can't fix it. 1509 01:04:06,039 --> 01:04:07,708 I needed to keep you insulated to... 1510 01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:09,942 You put loans in our son's name. 1511 01:04:10,045 --> 01:04:12,006 Do you know how fucking disgusting that is? 1512 01:04:12,108 --> 01:04:13,277 Out of context, yes. 1513 01:04:13,379 --> 01:04:16,343 What context? What fucking context makes that OK? 1514 01:04:16,445 --> 01:04:17,916 There was no way I could predict 1515 01:04:18,018 --> 01:04:19,415 rates would jump the way they did. 1516 01:04:19,517 --> 01:04:21,884 But I am working it out with the banks one by one, 1517 01:04:21,986 --> 01:04:23,224 as I file for bankruptcy. 1518 01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:24,120 Bankruptcy? 1519 01:04:24,222 --> 01:04:25,693 People go bankrupt all the time. 1520 01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:27,006 Walt Disney, Lincoln, Meatloaf... 1521 01:04:27,089 --> 01:04:28,058 Stop talking. 1522 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,529 It's a financial tool for reset. 1523 01:04:29,631 --> 01:04:30,697 It wipes the slate clean. 1524 01:04:30,799 --> 01:04:32,192 It can be a positive thing if... 1525 01:04:32,295 --> 01:04:33,666 They're taking the beach house. 1526 01:04:33,768 --> 01:04:35,162 Yeah, the beach house is gone. 1527 01:04:35,264 --> 01:04:36,701 But our house is in your name. 1528 01:04:36,803 --> 01:04:37,823 They repossessed my car. 1529 01:04:37,906 --> 01:04:39,152 The car was in the company name. 1530 01:04:39,235 --> 01:04:40,541 Have you heard my messages? 1531 01:04:40,643 --> 01:04:41,758 I said to park in the garage. 1532 01:04:41,841 --> 01:04:42,842 -Stop talking! -Jules. 1533 01:04:42,944 --> 01:04:44,710 We have to unwind things strategically, 1534 01:04:44,812 --> 01:04:45,976 or we could lose everything. 1535 01:04:46,078 --> 01:04:48,375 -Are you being indicted? -No. 1536 01:04:48,477 --> 01:04:50,280 Fucking liar! I spoke to the attorney. 1537 01:04:50,382 --> 01:04:52,785 OK, well, technically, nothing I did was illegal. 1538 01:04:52,887 --> 01:04:54,135 But now they look like assholes, 1539 01:04:54,218 --> 01:04:55,722 so they're coming for me on taxes. 1540 01:04:55,824 --> 01:04:57,104 = When were you going to tell me? 1541 01:04:57,189 --> 01:04:58,955 When you answered my phone calls. 1542 01:04:59,058 --> 01:05:00,657 When were you going to tell me? 1543 01:05:00,759 --> 01:05:02,227 Tell you what? 1544 01:05:03,228 --> 01:05:05,164 Are you sleeping with my best friend? 1545 01:05:07,733 --> 01:05:09,702 Yes, I am. 1546 01:05:09,804 --> 01:05:11,533 Are you doing it to hurt me? 1547 01:05:12,671 --> 01:05:14,375 No. 1548 01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:16,439 Why? Does it hurt? 1549 01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:22,181 Good. 1550 01:05:23,353 --> 01:05:24,313 Why, then? 1551 01:05:24,415 --> 01:05:27,483 I don't know, Paul, because he's kind. 1552 01:05:28,886 --> 01:05:30,552 And trustworthy. 1553 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,489 And he has a bigger dick than you. 1554 01:05:35,027 --> 01:05:36,591 No, he's not trustworthy! 1555 01:05:36,693 --> 01:05:39,330 He betrayed me, right after you both promised not to. 1556 01:05:39,432 --> 01:05:42,670 You want to start tallying broken promises right now? 1557 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:45,037 -No, not particularly. -Yeah. 1558 01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:47,234 You jeopardized our son's financial future. 1559 01:05:47,336 --> 01:05:49,841 That is un-fucking-forgivable. 1560 01:05:49,943 --> 01:05:51,439 -Five years. -Excuse me? 1561 01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:53,682 His credit score resets after five years. 1562 01:05:53,784 --> 01:05:55,747 -He won't even be 18. -Fuck off! 1563 01:05:55,849 --> 01:05:57,152 Paul, shut the fuck up! 1564 01:05:57,254 --> 01:05:58,254 Hey! 1565 01:05:59,082 --> 01:06:01,684 Zero tolerance! 1566 01:06:01,786 --> 01:06:03,324 (Sighing) 1567 01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:04,487 Oh, fuck... 1568 01:06:16,671 --> 01:06:18,000 Where's your car? 1569 01:06:18,102 --> 01:06:19,900 It's gone. Just drive. 1570 01:06:20,002 --> 01:06:21,471 (Sighing) 1571 01:06:49,902 --> 01:06:52,502 (Exhaling sharply) 1572 01:06:55,072 --> 01:06:58,072 (Buzzer sounding) 1573 01:06:58,174 --> 01:07:00,444 Hey! Piampiano! 1574 01:07:02,178 --> 01:07:04,085 You got a visitor! 1575 01:07:05,714 --> 01:07:07,751 (Carey): What happened to your face? 1576 01:07:07,853 --> 01:07:09,157 It's prison. 1577 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:11,624 I thought it was one of those minimum-security prisons. 1578 01:07:11,726 --> 01:07:12,693 Like the nice ones. 1579 01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:14,161 It is. But it's still prison. 1580 01:07:15,695 --> 01:07:16,856 OK, fine. 1581 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:20,101 We play street hockey. Sometimes, it gets competitive. 1582 01:07:22,069 --> 01:07:24,072 I brought a letter from Russ. 1583 01:07:27,170 --> 01:07:28,640 How's he doing? 1584 01:07:28,742 --> 01:07:29,877 He's great. 1585 01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:32,073 I think he fits better in public school. 1586 01:07:32,175 --> 01:07:33,277 Julie and I told him 1587 01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,412 you're still building that hotel in Borneo. 1588 01:07:35,514 --> 01:07:38,713 So when you write him back, it's rainy season. 1589 01:07:40,319 --> 01:07:41,922 What's happening with our house? 1590 01:07:42,024 --> 01:07:44,058 Bank is still trying to foreclose. 1591 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,190 The process servers are getting out of control. 1592 01:07:46,292 --> 01:07:47,994 Never say your name and never... 1593 01:07:48,096 --> 01:07:50,098 I know, take the package. I know. 1594 01:07:51,126 --> 01:07:53,066 Um... 1595 01:07:53,168 --> 01:07:56,302 Julie asked if you had signed the papers. 1596 01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:58,473 The divorce ones. 1597 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,240 I have not. No. 1598 01:08:01,337 --> 01:08:03,237 I've been a little busy. 1599 01:08:03,339 --> 01:08:04,805 With street hockey? 1600 01:08:05,944 --> 01:08:07,241 How's my wife? 1601 01:08:07,343 --> 01:08:08,243 Julie's great. Yeah. 1602 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,348 When I heard I had a visitor, 1603 01:08:10,450 --> 01:08:12,648 I thought it might be her, so I booked this room. 1604 01:08:13,754 --> 01:08:15,054 (Bed creaking) 1605 01:08:15,156 --> 01:08:17,285 It's a conjugal room, by the way. 1606 01:08:17,388 --> 01:08:19,188 You can tell her they have one. 1607 01:08:19,290 --> 01:08:21,096 I'm not gonna tell her that. 1608 01:08:22,825 --> 01:08:25,527 You should also tell her that I know I fucked up. 1609 01:08:25,630 --> 01:08:28,598 And even before I fucked up, I was fucking up. 1610 01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:31,403 I wasn't there for Russ the way I should have been. 1611 01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,706 Now I'm not there for him at all. 1612 01:08:34,808 --> 01:08:36,271 I'm there. 1613 01:08:36,373 --> 01:08:38,509 I know. I fucking hate you. 1614 01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:42,645 But also, thanks for being there. 1615 01:08:42,747 --> 01:08:45,285 And for coming to visit. You're the only one who has. 1616 01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:49,157 I really didn't want her to see me fail. 1617 01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:54,855 I should have asked for help. 1618 01:08:55,891 --> 01:08:57,993 Sometimes, it's really hard to ask for... 1619 01:08:58,095 --> 01:08:59,233 I need help. 1620 01:09:00,569 --> 01:09:01,394 OK. 1621 01:09:01,496 --> 01:09:03,165 I'm up for early parole, 1622 01:09:03,267 --> 01:09:05,167 and I need a residence. 1623 01:09:05,269 --> 01:09:06,838 Like a place to live. 1624 01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:07,871 (Julie): No! 1625 01:09:07,973 --> 01:09:09,443 No, no, no! 1626 01:09:09,546 --> 01:09:10,811 (Groaning) 1627 01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:13,042 You just gotta stick with it. 1628 01:09:13,144 --> 01:09:14,107 (Voice vibrating) 1629 01:09:14,210 --> 01:09:15,545 Oh, God! 1630 01:09:15,647 --> 01:09:17,682 -Is that too hard? -No, it's good. Keep going. 1631 01:09:17,784 --> 01:09:18,784 OK. 1632 01:09:20,582 --> 01:09:22,390 Oh, I have a knot right there. 1633 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,719 I know. 1634 01:09:26,026 --> 01:09:27,287 Ah, it's still there. 1635 01:09:27,389 --> 01:09:29,463 It is "knot" small! 1636 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:31,529 (Laughing) 1637 01:09:32,569 --> 01:09:33,894 Thank you. 1638 01:09:35,467 --> 01:09:37,271 Is there anywhere else you're, um... 1639 01:09:38,267 --> 01:09:39,972 holding tension? 1640 01:09:40,075 --> 01:09:43,073 I have to get Russ to school. 1641 01:09:43,175 --> 01:09:44,674 You're a great mom. 1642 01:09:45,674 --> 01:09:47,410 I think you'd be a great mom again. 1643 01:09:47,512 --> 01:09:50,081 Carey! I'm not having another baby. 1644 01:09:50,183 --> 01:09:52,682 I know. I'm just saying it. 1645 01:09:53,650 --> 01:09:55,523 In case maybe you change your mind. 1646 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,516 I'm not... 1647 01:09:56,618 --> 01:09:58,824 I'm not gonna change my mind. 1648 01:09:58,926 --> 01:10:00,723 Yeah, same page. 1649 01:10:02,227 --> 01:10:04,298 I'm gonna get some eggs. 1650 01:10:12,038 --> 01:10:13,840 Hey, Russ! -Hey! 1651 01:10:13,942 --> 01:10:15,675 You want some eggs? 1652 01:10:15,777 --> 01:10:16,976 No, thanks. 1653 01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:18,813 Do you know where the maca is? 1654 01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:20,344 What do you need maca for? 1655 01:10:20,446 --> 01:10:22,780 It boosts libido and testosterone. 1656 01:10:22,882 --> 01:10:24,714 Found it! 1657 01:10:25,781 --> 01:10:27,414 Hey, the bus is gonna be here soon. 1658 01:10:27,516 --> 01:10:28,722 Let's start getting ready. 1659 01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:29,824 Yeah, one minute. 1660 01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:33,822 (Breathing heavily) 1661 01:10:37,898 --> 01:10:39,867 (Grunting) 1662 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:41,228 I made you a protein shake. 1663 01:10:41,330 --> 01:10:42,263 Thanks, bud! 1664 01:10:42,365 --> 01:10:43,334 (Doorbell ringing) 1665 01:10:43,436 --> 01:10:45,302 I have a package for Julie Piampiano. 1666 01:10:45,404 --> 01:10:47,740 There's no Julie here. Fuck off! 1667 01:10:47,842 --> 01:10:49,270 Are you Julie? 1668 01:10:49,372 --> 01:10:50,711 OK, I can wait. 1669 01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:51,878 Who was that? 1670 01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:53,611 Fucking process server. 1671 01:10:54,749 --> 01:10:56,079 Oh! 1672 01:10:56,181 --> 01:10:57,717 What's in this? 1673 01:10:57,819 --> 01:11:00,149 Russ! Bus! 1674 01:11:00,251 --> 01:11:01,853 (Carey chuckling) 1675 01:11:01,955 --> 01:11:03,320 Russ, bus. 1676 01:11:03,422 --> 01:11:06,221 Here, I made you some "scramblos." 1677 01:11:06,323 --> 01:11:07,728 It's just eggs. 1678 01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:09,264 I'm OK, thank you. 1679 01:11:11,630 --> 01:11:15,066 Hey, Russ, why'd you get a golden doodle? 1680 01:11:15,168 --> 01:11:16,971 Uncle Carey's allergic. 1681 01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,536 Yeah, but you know what happens 1682 01:11:18,638 --> 01:11:20,801 if you take a great dog like a golden retriever 1683 01:11:20,903 --> 01:11:23,007 and mix it with a shit dog like a poodle? 1684 01:11:23,109 --> 01:11:24,708 You get a shit dog. 1685 01:11:24,810 --> 01:11:27,046 If you want me to be mean to Uncle Carey, I will. 1686 01:11:27,148 --> 01:11:28,313 You don't have to be mean. 1687 01:11:28,415 --> 01:11:31,451 I appreciate it, though. -Russ, bus! 1688 01:11:32,416 --> 01:11:34,219 You gonna finish that? 1689 01:11:34,321 --> 01:11:36,318 Goddamn it! He missed the bus. 1690 01:11:36,420 --> 01:11:39,055 Russ, get your shoes on! 1691 01:11:39,157 --> 01:11:40,090 (Dog barking) 1692 01:11:40,192 --> 01:11:41,656 Ah, motherfucker! 1693 01:11:41,758 --> 01:11:44,557 Russ! You gotta pick up this dog shit! 1694 01:11:44,659 --> 01:11:46,298 Fuck! Oh, it's in my toes. 1695 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,198 I don't have time to drive him. 1696 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:49,698 It's OK, I'll drive him. 1697 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,770 I have to drop these packages off anyway. 1698 01:11:51,872 --> 01:11:52,740 OK! 1699 01:11:52,842 --> 01:11:54,204 I can drive him. 1700 01:11:54,306 --> 01:11:56,410 No, Carey's got it. 1701 01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:07,016 Good morning. 1702 01:12:07,119 --> 01:12:08,620 Morning. 1703 01:12:09,822 --> 01:12:12,089 Carey, I think that process server is still outside. 1704 01:12:12,191 --> 01:12:13,257 Do not talk to him. 1705 01:12:13,359 --> 01:12:14,995 OK! Russ, come on, let's go. 1706 01:12:15,097 --> 01:12:16,161 -Bye, Dad! -Bye, Russ! 1707 01:12:16,263 --> 01:12:18,062 Sir, are you Mr. Piampiano? 1708 01:12:18,164 --> 01:12:19,363 No hablo inglés. 1709 01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:21,869 (Process server speaking Spanish) 1710 01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:22,971 Oh, I mean français. 1711 01:12:23,071 --> 01:12:23,936 What are you doing? 1712 01:12:24,038 --> 01:12:25,098 Washing my feet. 1713 01:12:26,206 --> 01:12:28,376 Monsieur! Monsieur! 1714 01:12:36,878 --> 01:12:39,717 (Plate clanging, toaster clicking) 1715 01:12:43,389 --> 01:12:45,357 You guys seem really busy. 1716 01:12:45,459 --> 01:12:48,529 Yeah, getting a lot of traction. 1717 01:12:48,631 --> 01:12:52,059 I make everything, and then Carey handles the fulfillment. 1718 01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:54,736 Well... 1719 01:12:55,564 --> 01:12:57,135 He is a good guy. 1720 01:12:57,237 --> 01:12:58,804 You could do way worse. 1721 01:12:58,906 --> 01:13:00,235 I have. 1722 01:13:00,337 --> 01:13:01,805 (Chuckling) 1723 01:13:08,414 --> 01:13:10,178 You guys seem really happy. 1724 01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,884 We are. 1725 01:13:11,986 --> 01:13:14,021 Ah! Oh, fuck! 1726 01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:16,490 I haven't had this in so long! 1727 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,119 Mmm! 1728 01:13:23,494 --> 01:13:26,060 Mmm, fuck, that's good! 1729 01:13:27,531 --> 01:13:29,404 I signed the papers. 1730 01:13:32,838 --> 01:13:35,075 I thought you were waiting on your lawyer. 1731 01:13:35,177 --> 01:13:37,137 No, that was just me stalling. 1732 01:13:39,446 --> 01:13:41,081 Should be pretty straightforward. 1733 01:13:41,183 --> 01:13:42,231 We don't have money anymore. 1734 01:13:42,314 --> 01:13:43,482 No, we don't! 1735 01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:46,146 We're getting kicked out of here at some point. 1736 01:13:49,519 --> 01:13:51,019 I still love you. 1737 01:13:53,693 --> 01:13:56,297 I don't think that'll ever change, but... 1738 01:13:56,399 --> 01:13:58,829 I don't know, seeing you guys up close... 1739 01:13:59,728 --> 01:14:00,894 even from the backyard, 1740 01:14:00,996 --> 01:14:03,201 I realize I just want you to be happy. 1741 01:14:03,303 --> 01:14:04,967 I want Russ to be happy. 1742 01:14:06,271 --> 01:14:08,876 Thank you. 1743 01:14:09,545 --> 01:14:11,605 I've been reading about child-centered divorce. 1744 01:14:11,707 --> 01:14:12,906 You've been reading? 1745 01:14:13,008 --> 01:14:16,176 Yeah, I mean... Well, I've had time. 1746 01:14:17,318 --> 01:14:18,683 OK, fine, it's an audiobook. 1747 01:14:18,785 --> 01:14:21,217 But the gist is that both parents work together 1748 01:14:21,319 --> 01:14:22,688 to create a... 1749 01:14:23,823 --> 01:14:25,755 supportive and stable environment for the child, 1750 01:14:25,857 --> 01:14:28,254 through things like consistency and routine, 1751 01:14:28,356 --> 01:14:31,631 open communication and minimizing conflict, you know? 1752 01:14:32,462 --> 01:14:33,966 It's cool. 1753 01:14:34,068 --> 01:14:35,498 I'm impressed. 1754 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,802 You know, I can be impressive. 1755 01:14:39,602 --> 01:14:41,608 (Exhaling slowly) 1756 01:14:45,012 --> 01:14:46,613 You OK? 1757 01:14:48,444 --> 01:14:49,878 Jules? 1758 01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:52,520 I don't know, it just made me emotional. 1759 01:14:53,418 --> 01:14:54,954 I don't know why. 1760 01:14:55,056 --> 01:14:56,584 (Sniffling) 1761 01:14:56,686 --> 01:14:58,691 We're not married anymore. 1762 01:14:58,793 --> 01:15:01,328 Listen, if you want me to rip those papers up, I... 1763 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:04,798 No, no, no! These are happy tears. 1764 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:06,263 Oh. 1765 01:15:06,365 --> 01:15:07,868 I'm so happy! 1766 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:09,301 Oh yeah, OK. 1767 01:15:09,404 --> 01:15:11,002 They looked like regular tears. 1768 01:15:11,104 --> 01:15:12,969 (Sighing) 1769 01:15:14,675 --> 01:15:16,669 Hey, I'm thinking about getting a clown 1770 01:15:16,771 --> 01:15:17,842 for Russ's birthday. 1771 01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:20,807 He's a bit old for a clown, no? 1772 01:15:20,909 --> 01:15:22,809 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1773 01:15:22,911 --> 01:15:24,547 I'll think of something else. 1774 01:15:24,649 --> 01:15:26,752 Also, can I bring my girlfriend? 1775 01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:30,655 I mean, I didn't know you had a girlfriend. 1776 01:15:30,757 --> 01:15:33,259 Yeah, yeah, I... I do have a girlfriend. 1777 01:15:33,361 --> 01:15:35,024 She's great. You'd like her. 1778 01:15:37,262 --> 01:15:38,593 Sure. 1779 01:15:38,695 --> 01:15:40,029 Can't wait to meet her. 1780 01:15:44,837 --> 01:15:46,607 (♪ A Well Known Has-Been by Donovan ♪) 1781 01:15:51,575 --> 01:15:53,779 You go first. 1782 01:16:00,884 --> 01:16:04,053 ♪♪ Tonight my life is heavy ♪ 1783 01:16:05,724 --> 01:16:08,189 ♪ I'm weak and down at heel ♪ 1784 01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:12,897 ♪ The prisoner in the dungeon... ♪ 1785 01:16:14,435 --> 01:16:15,581 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 1786 01:16:15,664 --> 01:16:17,265 I-I... Sorry. 1787 01:16:17,367 --> 01:16:19,733 Is it something specific? 'Cause I've been working out. 1788 01:16:19,835 --> 01:16:20,969 It's not how you look. 1789 01:16:21,071 --> 01:16:23,274 It won't make him jealous. Nothing does. 1790 01:16:23,376 --> 01:16:24,310 Goddamn, Ashley. 1791 01:16:24,412 --> 01:16:25,431 It was your idea. -I know. 1792 01:16:25,514 --> 01:16:27,281 I thought you wanted Carey back! 1793 01:16:27,383 --> 01:16:28,748 I told Julie I have a girlfriend. 1794 01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,780 Maybe you could talk to her and just be honest. 1795 01:16:30,882 --> 01:16:32,551 Maybe she'll give you another chance. 1796 01:16:32,653 --> 01:16:34,286 Why? I don't deserve another chance. 1797 01:16:34,388 --> 01:16:35,405 Then that's your answer. 1798 01:16:35,488 --> 01:16:36,783 That can't be my answer. 1799 01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:38,118 Maybe it is the answer. 1800 01:16:38,220 --> 01:16:40,227 Think about it for a second. Stay with me. 1801 01:16:40,329 --> 01:16:41,379 I've been dating a mentalist. 1802 01:16:41,462 --> 01:16:42,676 He reads my mind, which is hard, 1803 01:16:42,759 --> 01:16:43,991 because I'm not into him. 1804 01:16:44,093 --> 01:16:45,925 But then my life coach turned me onto 1805 01:16:46,028 --> 01:16:48,129 this concept of brutal honesty. 1806 01:16:48,231 --> 01:16:50,598 And it's been really freeing once I embraced it. 1807 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:52,068 You should try it. 1808 01:16:52,170 --> 01:16:54,703 Why do you need a life coach? You're a life coach. 1809 01:16:54,805 --> 01:16:56,469 Coaches need coaches, Paul. 1810 01:16:56,571 --> 01:16:59,542 How do you think I lost all that weight before the wedding? 1811 01:16:59,644 --> 01:17:01,109 My job is to help people, 1812 01:17:01,211 --> 01:17:03,714 to motivate people into making better decisions. 1813 01:17:03,816 --> 01:17:06,152 Sounds a lot like being a parent. 1814 01:17:06,921 --> 01:17:09,316 Why don't we just lie to them and say that we had sex? 1815 01:17:09,418 --> 01:17:11,654 You just gave this whole spiel about being honest. 1816 01:17:11,756 --> 01:17:13,560 Be honest. Is it how I look? 1817 01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:15,594 No. It's also because of the way you are. 1818 01:17:15,696 --> 01:17:17,196 I'll come up with something else. 1819 01:17:17,298 --> 01:17:18,358 You can be honest. 1820 01:17:18,460 --> 01:17:20,933 I'm going to do whatever it takes to get my wife back. 1821 01:17:21,035 --> 01:17:23,470 You know, I really thought we could unite in common pursuit 1822 01:17:23,572 --> 01:17:25,368 of something much bigger than ourselves. 1823 01:17:25,470 --> 01:17:27,767 OK. Fine. 1824 01:17:27,869 --> 01:17:29,737 Let's have sex. 1825 01:17:29,839 --> 01:17:31,745 No. I don't want to now. 1826 01:17:32,609 --> 01:17:35,275 OK. Fine. 1827 01:17:35,377 --> 01:17:38,250 OK, fine, yeah. Let's have sex, you're right. 1828 01:17:38,352 --> 01:17:39,145 No, you're right. 1829 01:17:39,247 --> 01:17:41,282 We need to come up with something else. 1830 01:17:41,384 --> 01:17:44,088 Something big. Like a romantic gesture or something. 1831 01:17:44,190 --> 01:17:47,460 OK, I'm gonna count to five before I put my clothes on, 1832 01:17:47,562 --> 01:17:49,260 in case you change your mind again. 1833 01:17:49,362 --> 01:17:50,295 One, two... 1834 01:17:50,397 --> 01:17:52,029 Three, four, five. 1835 01:17:53,365 --> 01:17:54,662 Four. 1836 01:17:55,465 --> 01:17:58,436 I want you to think of a number, Russ. Any number. 1837 01:17:58,538 --> 01:17:59,799 Say your number. Say it. 1838 01:17:59,901 --> 01:18:01,702 -Eleven! -Eleven. 1839 01:18:01,804 --> 01:18:03,143 But that's easy. 1840 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:04,811 That's his birthday. 1841 01:18:06,247 --> 01:18:07,278 All right... 1842 01:18:07,380 --> 01:18:08,582 (Chuckling) 1843 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,517 (Child whispering): This magician sucks. 1844 01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:12,750 Okey-dokey, so, let's do another. 1845 01:18:12,852 --> 01:18:15,619 Let's go with you, my little skeptic. 1846 01:18:15,721 --> 01:18:17,623 Let's have you pick a name. 1847 01:18:17,725 --> 01:18:20,728 Think of someone that you love very much. 1848 01:18:21,691 --> 01:18:23,097 Send it to me. 1849 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:25,095 Starts with an S. 1850 01:18:28,031 --> 01:18:30,135 Starts with... starts with an S? 1851 01:18:30,237 --> 01:18:32,005 No. 1852 01:18:32,107 --> 01:18:33,471 No? 1853 01:18:33,573 --> 01:18:36,143 I keep getting Sonia. 1854 01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:37,711 No, it was Mom. 1855 01:18:37,813 --> 01:18:39,912 And what's your mom's name? Is her name Sonia? 1856 01:18:41,247 --> 01:18:42,181 OK. 1857 01:18:42,283 --> 01:18:43,613 Let's clap. 1858 01:18:43,715 --> 01:18:45,113 Thank you. Let's clap. 1859 01:18:45,216 --> 01:18:47,748 Yeah. Doesn't even know his own mom's name. 1860 01:18:47,850 --> 01:18:49,323 (Children laughing) 1861 01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:50,758 Can you make me disappear? 1862 01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:54,020 No, I... I'm a mentalist, not a magician, so... 1863 01:18:54,122 --> 01:18:57,793 my magic is more in the mind. 1864 01:18:57,895 --> 01:19:00,630 Like, I can read people's minds. 1865 01:19:00,732 --> 01:19:02,434 What am I thinking of? 1866 01:19:02,536 --> 01:19:04,297 -Birthday cake. -Whoa. 1867 01:19:04,399 --> 01:19:06,569 I was thinking about birthday cake, too. 1868 01:19:06,671 --> 01:19:07,772 I know you were. 1869 01:19:07,874 --> 01:19:09,243 They should have gotten a clown. 1870 01:19:09,345 --> 01:19:10,640 Mom, can we have cake? 1871 01:19:10,742 --> 01:19:12,708 (All cheering): Yes! 1872 01:19:12,810 --> 01:19:14,144 Oh, good, yeah. Let's... 1873 01:19:14,246 --> 01:19:18,681 Let's just take a break for cake in the middle of my show. 1874 01:19:18,783 --> 01:19:20,552 -You did great. -No. 1875 01:19:20,654 --> 01:19:21,819 -That was good. -It wasn't. 1876 01:19:21,921 --> 01:19:23,416 God, I hate performing for children. 1877 01:19:23,518 --> 01:19:25,655 Well, maybe it's different when they're yours. 1878 01:19:25,757 --> 01:19:26,824 You're probably right. 1879 01:19:26,926 --> 01:19:28,658 You guys thinking of having kids? 1880 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,028 No, he has a vasectomy. 1881 01:19:30,130 --> 01:19:33,662 Yeah, yeah, I was 23 and had a latex allergy, so... 1882 01:19:33,764 --> 01:19:34,927 I'm sorry, man. 1883 01:19:35,029 --> 01:19:36,568 Buddy, thank you. 1884 01:19:36,671 --> 01:19:38,404 No, thank you for doing this. 1885 01:19:38,506 --> 01:19:40,005 Yeah, no, my pleasure. 1886 01:19:40,107 --> 01:19:42,706 I... I usually don't do venues this small, but, uh... 1887 01:19:42,809 --> 01:19:44,678 No, he usually does big venues. 1888 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,545 Like, big, corporate, hundreds of people. 1889 01:19:46,647 --> 01:19:47,810 -Yeah, thousands. -Yeah. 1890 01:19:47,912 --> 01:19:49,416 But anything for this lady. 1891 01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:50,598 Carey, can you come here? 1892 01:19:50,685 --> 01:19:51,814 (Russ): Can we do presents? 1893 01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:52,998 I got a big finale planned. 1894 01:19:53,081 --> 01:19:54,148 After we do the cake. 1895 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,950 -Can we do the cake? -After we eat. 1896 01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:57,422 When is the food coming, please? 1897 01:19:57,524 --> 01:19:58,624 I don't know. 1898 01:19:58,726 --> 01:20:00,222 Antoneta should be here any minute. 1899 01:20:00,324 --> 01:20:02,357 OK, can you please find the candles for this? 1900 01:20:02,459 --> 01:20:04,727 I think they're upstairs in a CVS bag in the bedroom. 1901 01:20:04,829 --> 01:20:05,931 -Yeah. -And the dog! 1902 01:20:06,033 --> 01:20:08,335 Please, can you put the dog in the Carey closet? 1903 01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:10,637 Ah! Gotcha. I've gotcha. 1904 01:20:10,739 --> 01:20:12,605 Why is he holding the dog like that? 1905 01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:14,501 (People chatting, music playing) 1906 01:20:19,678 --> 01:20:21,175 Hey, Jackson! 1907 01:20:21,277 --> 01:20:23,343 Hey! Yo, I checked all your fire alarms. 1908 01:20:23,445 --> 01:20:25,346 The batteries were low on, like, two, man. 1909 01:20:25,448 --> 01:20:27,847 You gotta, like, regularly replace those, you know? 1910 01:20:27,949 --> 01:20:29,285 OK. I will. 1911 01:20:30,358 --> 01:20:31,826 All right. 1912 01:20:32,859 --> 01:20:34,924 -A puppy? -Yeah, it's yours. 1913 01:20:35,026 --> 01:20:36,592 This one, you can actually train. 1914 01:20:36,694 --> 01:20:37,595 Thanks, Dad! 1915 01:20:37,697 --> 01:20:38,893 Paul, what is this? 1916 01:20:38,995 --> 01:20:40,630 He always wanted a dog. 1917 01:20:40,732 --> 01:20:41,828 He has a dog. 1918 01:20:41,930 --> 01:20:43,469 A real dog. 1919 01:20:43,571 --> 01:20:45,633 Oh, uh, this is Keri. 1920 01:20:45,735 --> 01:20:46,736 Hey! 1921 01:20:46,838 --> 01:20:48,572 Keri, this is my ex. 1922 01:20:48,674 --> 01:20:49,969 Nice to meet you. 1923 01:20:50,071 --> 01:20:51,437 Julie. Pleasure. 1924 01:20:51,539 --> 01:20:53,674 Oh my God! We're wearing the same dress. 1925 01:20:53,777 --> 01:20:54,744 How funny! 1926 01:20:54,846 --> 01:20:56,747 Oh my God! That's... 1927 01:20:56,849 --> 01:20:58,650 Paul just bought it for me. 1928 01:20:58,752 --> 01:21:00,687 Did he? What a coincidence. 1929 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:02,689 Hot, hot, hot! Where do you want this? 1930 01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:05,359 Mmm. Just this way, in the kitchen. 1931 01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:06,486 Make yourself at home. 1932 01:21:06,588 --> 01:21:08,624 You know that dog cost me, like, three grand? 1933 01:21:08,726 --> 01:21:10,925 Hey, Carey! 1934 01:21:11,027 --> 01:21:12,528 Carey, can I talk to you? 1935 01:21:12,630 --> 01:21:13,832 Carey! 1936 01:21:13,934 --> 01:21:16,367 Ashley, I know what you're thinking. 1937 01:21:16,469 --> 01:21:17,469 Don't. 1938 01:21:24,675 --> 01:21:26,177 Ah. 1939 01:21:38,092 --> 01:21:40,356 (♪ Never Say Never by The Fray on stereo ♪) 1940 01:21:44,028 --> 01:21:46,162 Hey. Are you playing The Fray? 1941 01:21:46,264 --> 01:21:50,096 ♪♪ Some things we don't talk about ♪ 1942 01:21:50,198 --> 01:21:53,336 ♪ Rather do without ♪ 1943 01:21:54,302 --> 01:21:56,069 ♪ And just hold the smile ♪ 1944 01:21:56,171 --> 01:21:57,841 What are you doing? 1945 01:21:57,944 --> 01:22:02,108 ♪ Falling in and out of love ♪ 1946 01:22:02,210 --> 01:22:05,145 ♪ Ashamed and proud of ♪ 1947 01:22:05,247 --> 01:22:08,422 ♪ Together all the while ♪ 1948 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:09,853 What are you doing? 1949 01:22:09,956 --> 01:22:12,086 ♪ You can never say never ♪ 1950 01:22:12,188 --> 01:22:14,087 ♪ While we don't know when ♪ 1951 01:22:14,189 --> 01:22:15,388 ♪ Time and time again ♪ 1952 01:22:15,490 --> 01:22:17,896 Ashley. Just hold on a second, OK? 1953 01:22:17,998 --> 01:22:22,568 ♪ Younger now than we were before ♪ 1954 01:22:22,670 --> 01:22:24,570 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1955 01:22:24,672 --> 01:22:25,801 What are you doing? 1956 01:22:25,903 --> 01:22:26,870 ♪ Don't let... ♪ 1957 01:22:26,973 --> 01:22:28,574 Don't let me go. I have two more. 1958 01:22:28,676 --> 01:22:31,405 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1959 01:22:31,508 --> 01:22:33,612 Ashley, just stop. Just stop for a second. 1960 01:22:33,714 --> 01:22:34,845 Just stop for a second. 1961 01:22:34,947 --> 01:22:36,044 ♪ Don't let me go ♪♪ 1962 01:22:36,146 --> 01:22:37,714 -Ashley, Ashley. -What? 1963 01:22:37,816 --> 01:22:39,550 Stop for a second. 1964 01:22:39,652 --> 01:22:41,954 (Music stops) 1965 01:22:42,056 --> 01:22:44,022 What are you doing? -I... I was singing. 1966 01:22:44,124 --> 01:22:45,856 And I don't want to sign the divorce papers. 1967 01:22:45,958 --> 01:22:47,291 They're your divorce papers. 1968 01:22:47,393 --> 01:22:49,895 I gave you what you asked for. I didn't change anything. 1969 01:22:49,997 --> 01:22:51,798 Because you're so nice and so sweet. 1970 01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,179 I took you for granted. I'm sorry. 1971 01:22:53,262 --> 01:22:54,381 I went on a crazy experience 1972 01:22:54,464 --> 01:22:56,129 and fucked a lot of people to realize... 1973 01:22:56,231 --> 01:22:57,297 What are you doing? 1974 01:22:57,399 --> 01:22:59,065 -I'm trying to be honest. -Don't. 1975 01:22:59,167 --> 01:23:00,336 Don't be honest? 1976 01:23:00,438 --> 01:23:02,439 You had all the time in the world to be honest 1977 01:23:02,541 --> 01:23:05,276 when we were in the apartment with your fucking stupid lovers. 1978 01:23:05,378 --> 01:23:07,848 -I thought you liked them. -No, I don't like them. 1979 01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:09,642 OK, I do like them. They're cool people. 1980 01:23:09,744 --> 01:23:12,084 But the point is I... I don't want to like them. 1981 01:23:12,186 --> 01:23:14,181 I was friends with them just to piss you off. 1982 01:23:14,283 --> 01:23:15,300 You think I wasn't jealous? 1983 01:23:15,383 --> 01:23:17,585 I was jealous the whole time. 1984 01:23:18,759 --> 01:23:19,889 That's really romantic. 1985 01:23:19,991 --> 01:23:21,759 No, it's not romantic. 1986 01:23:21,861 --> 01:23:23,024 It's fucking terrible. 1987 01:23:23,126 --> 01:23:24,526 Yeah, you're right. 1988 01:23:24,628 --> 01:23:27,164 Do you know how painful it was to sleep on the couch? 1989 01:23:27,266 --> 01:23:29,065 I know. Fede told you it had no support. 1990 01:23:29,167 --> 01:23:30,468 -Oh my... -You didn't listen! 1991 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:31,899 Fuck! 1992 01:23:32,001 --> 01:23:33,868 Ashley, fuck! 1993 01:23:33,970 --> 01:23:35,272 I'm sorry. 1994 01:23:35,374 --> 01:23:38,207 I was unhappy, and I didn't know how to fix it. 1995 01:23:38,309 --> 01:23:39,524 Well, I hope you figured it out. 1996 01:23:39,607 --> 01:23:42,015 I did. Yeah, there was nothing to fix. 1997 01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:44,379 Happiness is just an emotion. It's transient. 1998 01:23:44,481 --> 01:23:46,345 We move in and out... -I'm not transient. 1999 01:23:46,448 --> 01:23:50,156 I live here, OK? And I'm happy. 2000 01:23:53,956 --> 01:23:55,626 OK. 2001 01:23:55,728 --> 01:23:57,031 Well, um... 2002 01:23:57,929 --> 01:23:59,561 I'm happy for you. 2003 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:05,138 Can we be friends? 2004 01:24:06,037 --> 01:24:07,569 Yes, we can be friends. 2005 01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:11,639 Can we be... best friends? 2006 01:24:12,711 --> 01:24:14,378 (Sighing) 2007 01:24:16,617 --> 01:24:18,782 Can friends hug? 2008 01:24:18,884 --> 01:24:20,582 Yeah, of course. 2009 01:24:26,388 --> 01:24:29,822 ♪♪ Don't let me go ♪ 2010 01:24:31,062 --> 01:24:33,661 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 2011 01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:39,700 ♪ Don't let me go ♪♪ 2012 01:24:47,210 --> 01:24:48,975 Friends can't do that. 2013 01:24:49,077 --> 01:24:50,513 Oh, OK. 2014 01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:53,483 So, what can friends do? 2015 01:24:54,519 --> 01:24:56,387 (♪ Do You Love Me? (playing on stereo ♪) 2016 01:24:58,660 --> 01:25:00,754 (Children playing) 2017 01:25:04,730 --> 01:25:06,100 Paul. 2018 01:25:07,265 --> 01:25:08,999 Can I talk to you for a second? 2019 01:25:09,101 --> 01:25:11,237 Sure. Be right back, babe. 2020 01:25:13,171 --> 01:25:15,340 ♪♪ Since I met you ♪ 2021 01:25:16,272 --> 01:25:18,710 ♪ You've been lying ♪ 2022 01:25:18,812 --> 01:25:20,911 ♪ Telling lies ♪ 2023 01:25:21,013 --> 01:25:23,409 ♪ It must be your game ♪ 2024 01:25:23,511 --> 01:25:25,746 ♪ Now do you love me? ♪♪ 2025 01:25:26,819 --> 01:25:27,819 (Dog whimpering) 2026 01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:29,255 Later, loser. 2027 01:25:33,157 --> 01:25:34,521 What is wrong with you? 2028 01:25:34,623 --> 01:25:36,455 -What, the puppy? -Yes, the puppy. 2029 01:25:36,557 --> 01:25:37,993 But also, who is this woman? 2030 01:25:38,095 --> 01:25:39,359 Oh, uh, Keri. 2031 01:25:39,461 --> 01:25:41,265 And why did you invite Ashley? 2032 01:25:41,368 --> 01:25:43,403 Because she's dating the mentalist I hired. 2033 01:25:43,505 --> 01:25:44,769 Paul! 2034 01:25:44,871 --> 01:25:46,068 This is exhausting. 2035 01:25:46,170 --> 01:25:47,468 I know what you're doing. 2036 01:25:47,570 --> 01:25:49,204 What is it gonna take for it to stop? 2037 01:25:49,306 --> 01:25:51,541 Nothing. I'm never gonna stop. 2038 01:25:52,608 --> 01:25:55,015 I've learned to be honest with myself, 2039 01:25:55,117 --> 01:25:58,047 and I am impulsive and somewhat sensitive 2040 01:25:58,149 --> 01:25:59,050 and a bit of an asshole. 2041 01:25:59,152 --> 01:26:00,432 But I'm an asshole who loves you. 2042 01:26:00,517 --> 01:26:02,119 I don't know how to love anyone else. 2043 01:26:02,221 --> 01:26:04,385 -I don't believe you. -I know. 2044 01:26:04,487 --> 01:26:06,289 Because I hid things and I lied, 2045 01:26:06,391 --> 01:26:08,195 but I'm never gonna do that again. 2046 01:26:09,228 --> 01:26:10,796 I'm done lying to you. -What? 2047 01:26:10,898 --> 01:26:12,166 What does that even mean? 2048 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:16,295 I will never lie to you about anything ever again. 2049 01:26:16,397 --> 01:26:18,400 -Yeah? -Yeah. 2050 01:26:18,502 --> 01:26:21,404 OK, did you go upstairs into my closet 2051 01:26:21,506 --> 01:26:24,409 and see this dress that I had just bought, 2052 01:26:24,511 --> 01:26:27,940 and then go and buy the exact same one for that woman? 2053 01:26:29,048 --> 01:26:30,710 Yes, I did do that. 2054 01:26:30,812 --> 01:26:33,819 And what did you want to make me feel? 2055 01:26:33,921 --> 01:26:35,718 Jealous, hopefully. 2056 01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:38,720 Um, but also, you know, I figured if I can't be with you, 2057 01:26:38,822 --> 01:26:41,528 I can at least be with someone who reminds me of you. 2058 01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:42,424 Oh my God! 2059 01:26:42,526 --> 01:26:44,390 Obviously not as beautiful or smart 2060 01:26:44,492 --> 01:26:45,691 or fun to talk to, but... 2061 01:26:45,793 --> 01:26:47,930 Paul, you're so fucking full of shit! 2062 01:26:48,032 --> 01:26:49,301 You had me. 2063 01:26:49,403 --> 01:26:51,968 You had me and you wanted to fuck other people. 2064 01:26:52,070 --> 01:26:53,038 No, I didn't. 2065 01:26:53,140 --> 01:26:54,433 -But you did. -No, I didn't! 2066 01:26:54,535 --> 01:26:55,636 Why are you lying to me? 2067 01:26:55,739 --> 01:26:57,909 You just said that you weren't gonna lie to me. 2068 01:26:58,011 --> 01:26:59,642 I'm not! I'm... I'm not. 2069 01:27:00,842 --> 01:27:03,181 OK, I'm just gonna clarify the question, 2070 01:27:03,283 --> 01:27:05,147 just so that there's no confusion here. 2071 01:27:05,249 --> 01:27:07,221 When we were married... 2072 01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:10,417 did you ever sleep with anyone else? 2073 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:11,717 -No. -What the fuck, Paul? 2074 01:27:11,819 --> 01:27:14,255 Then why were we in an open relationship? 2075 01:27:14,357 --> 01:27:15,729 Because! Because... 2076 01:27:15,831 --> 01:27:17,660 Look at you. Look at me. 2077 01:27:19,164 --> 01:27:20,496 I have no fucking business 2078 01:27:20,598 --> 01:27:22,861 being with a woman as incredible as you, 2079 01:27:22,963 --> 01:27:25,437 but somehow, I convinced you to be with me. 2080 01:27:27,106 --> 01:27:28,507 I chose to be with you. 2081 01:27:28,609 --> 01:27:31,042 Yeah, well, maybe I was scared that one day you'd wake up 2082 01:27:31,144 --> 01:27:32,474 and choose not to be with me. 2083 01:27:32,576 --> 01:27:34,312 You know, realize you could do better 2084 01:27:34,414 --> 01:27:36,409 and find someone way more fucking interesting 2085 01:27:36,511 --> 01:27:39,286 and handsome, clearly. 2086 01:27:42,784 --> 01:27:45,017 I figured if I made it OK, then... 2087 01:27:46,194 --> 01:27:47,987 you'd have one less reason to leave me. 2088 01:27:50,526 --> 01:27:52,798 You're a fucking crazy person. 2089 01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:54,763 Yeah. I know. 2090 01:28:07,478 --> 01:28:09,844 (People chatting, music playing) 2091 01:28:11,384 --> 01:28:13,419 Hey, Russ, when are we doing cake? 2092 01:28:22,263 --> 01:28:24,564 Julie, I need to tell you something. 2093 01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:26,193 Hmm? 2094 01:28:26,295 --> 01:28:27,459 Who are you? 2095 01:28:27,561 --> 01:28:29,402 Keri. Who are you? 2096 01:28:30,265 --> 01:28:31,269 Carey. 2097 01:28:31,371 --> 01:28:33,437 Uncle Carey! Can we do the cake? 2098 01:28:33,539 --> 01:28:36,643 Yeah. I just need to find your candles. 2099 01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:37,636 (Dog barking) 2100 01:28:37,738 --> 01:28:39,542 Noodle, what are you doing? 2101 01:28:39,644 --> 01:28:41,647 Did they let you out of the Carey closet? 2102 01:28:41,749 --> 01:28:43,080 Come on! 2103 01:28:43,182 --> 01:28:44,410 (Dog barking in distance) 2104 01:28:44,512 --> 01:28:45,547 Whose dog is that? 2105 01:28:45,649 --> 01:28:47,584 I'm pretty sure that's your dog, dude. 2106 01:28:47,686 --> 01:28:49,683 By the way, your fire extinguisher expired, man, 2107 01:28:49,785 --> 01:28:51,421 so I grabbed this big dog from the car. 2108 01:28:51,523 --> 01:28:52,803 -OK. -You should join sometime. 2109 01:28:52,891 --> 01:28:55,488 It's volunteer, but they let you hang out at the fire station. 2110 01:28:55,590 --> 01:28:56,522 I'll think about it. 2111 01:28:56,624 --> 01:28:57,656 They have a free gym. 2112 01:28:57,758 --> 01:28:58,893 I'm not getting you a dog. 2113 01:29:00,363 --> 01:29:01,731 (Doorbell ringing) 2114 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:10,176 -Hey, Fede! -Hey! Sorry I'm late. 2115 01:29:10,278 --> 01:29:11,974 Brought the table in case anyone is tense. 2116 01:29:12,076 --> 01:29:13,012 OK. 2117 01:29:13,115 --> 01:29:15,976 ♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪ 2118 01:29:21,718 --> 01:29:24,116 (Julie and Paul grunting, moaning) 2119 01:29:33,428 --> 01:29:35,798 ♪ ♪ ♪ 2120 01:29:38,302 --> 01:29:40,136 Hey. I'm sorry. 2121 01:29:40,238 --> 01:29:41,333 Did you find them? 2122 01:29:41,435 --> 01:29:42,471 What? 2123 01:29:42,573 --> 01:29:44,873 The candles. Did you find them? 2124 01:29:46,312 --> 01:29:47,806 And also not sorry at all. 2125 01:29:47,908 --> 01:29:49,479 -Take these. -Sweet. Got them! 2126 01:29:49,581 --> 01:29:52,115 How does that feel? How does it feel? 2127 01:29:52,217 --> 01:29:53,118 How does it feel? 2128 01:29:53,220 --> 01:29:54,386 Oh my God. That's amazing! 2129 01:29:54,488 --> 01:29:56,417 Carey, lasagna's ready. Get the hot pads! 2130 01:29:56,519 --> 01:29:57,554 All right, all right. 2131 01:29:57,657 --> 01:29:59,620 No one told me that mentalist would be here. 2132 01:29:59,722 --> 01:30:01,288 J'haïs cet estie de gars-là. 2133 01:30:01,390 --> 01:30:02,528 Whoa, whoa. 2134 01:30:05,230 --> 01:30:06,598 What's up, Carey? 2135 01:30:08,869 --> 01:30:10,429 Oh! Hot! 2136 01:30:10,531 --> 01:30:11,869 Hey, Carey? 2137 01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:12,904 Hey! 2138 01:30:13,006 --> 01:30:13,766 How could you? 2139 01:30:13,868 --> 01:30:15,840 You promised not to read my mind. 2140 01:30:15,942 --> 01:30:19,038 And, yeah, you promised not to cheat on me upstairs with Carey 2141 01:30:19,140 --> 01:30:22,079 while I'm here performing for ungrateful children. 2142 01:30:22,181 --> 01:30:23,345 Uh, sorry, what? 2143 01:30:23,447 --> 01:30:25,251 I did not promise that. 2144 01:30:25,353 --> 01:30:27,619 Yeah, well, your body made a promise. 2145 01:30:29,056 --> 01:30:30,187 Did that happen? 2146 01:30:30,289 --> 01:30:31,588 Yes, that happened. 2147 01:30:31,691 --> 01:30:34,587 I tried to tell you, but I told Keri instead. 2148 01:30:34,689 --> 01:30:35,691 Who is that, by the way? 2149 01:30:35,793 --> 01:30:38,130 Hey, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm still here. 2150 01:30:38,232 --> 01:30:39,760 That's Paul's girlfriend. 2151 01:30:39,862 --> 01:30:41,935 I wouldn't say "girlfriend" exactly. 2152 01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:42,763 We have an arrangement. 2153 01:30:42,865 --> 01:30:44,367 We met on Seeking Arrangements. 2154 01:30:44,470 --> 01:30:45,710 It's just called Seeking now. 2155 01:30:45,805 --> 01:30:48,140 -Why does she look like you? -To make Julie jealous. 2156 01:30:48,242 --> 01:30:49,735 That was the arrangement. 2157 01:30:49,837 --> 01:30:51,575 Well, looks like it worked. 2158 01:30:51,677 --> 01:30:53,975 Do you have something you need to tell me? 2159 01:30:55,148 --> 01:30:56,379 He already knows. 2160 01:30:56,482 --> 01:30:58,013 He saw you in the Carey closet. 2161 01:30:58,115 --> 01:31:00,952 Matt, your services are no longer required here. Thank you. 2162 01:31:01,054 --> 01:31:02,054 Cool, brother. 2163 01:31:02,154 --> 01:31:03,219 I'm sorry. 2164 01:31:03,321 --> 01:31:04,956 OK. I'm sorry too. 2165 01:31:05,058 --> 01:31:06,290 I'm not sorry. 2166 01:31:06,392 --> 01:31:08,327 Yeah, I'm also not sorry. 2167 01:31:08,429 --> 01:31:10,061 -Fuck you, Paul. -Fuck you, Carey. 2168 01:31:10,163 --> 01:31:11,425 -OK! -OK... 2169 01:31:11,527 --> 01:31:13,430 Hey, hey, whoa! 2170 01:31:13,532 --> 01:31:14,960 Hey, boundaries! No violence! 2171 01:31:15,062 --> 01:31:17,095 Just boundaries, please. I think... Hey! 2172 01:31:17,198 --> 01:31:19,472 I think it's time we all talk about our feelings. 2173 01:31:19,574 --> 01:31:21,571 Nobody wants to talk about their feelings now. 2174 01:31:21,673 --> 01:31:23,408 All we have is now. And I revised it. 2175 01:31:23,510 --> 01:31:25,076 I think you're really gonna like it. 2176 01:31:25,178 --> 01:31:26,444 I think I nailed it. 2177 01:31:26,546 --> 01:31:28,378 No, let's forget about everything. 2178 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:29,676 You guys did the full thing. 2179 01:31:29,778 --> 01:31:30,897 We kissed just a little bit, 2180 01:31:30,980 --> 01:31:33,216 then she used her hands, but I didn't finish. 2181 01:31:33,318 --> 01:31:34,217 That still counts. 2182 01:31:34,319 --> 01:31:35,588 "Carey, my love. 2183 01:31:35,690 --> 01:31:37,853 "This is the hardest letter I've ever re-rewritten. 2184 01:31:37,955 --> 01:31:40,493 "I've tried on a lot of people, a lot of people, 2185 01:31:40,595 --> 01:31:43,426 "and I've learned that you are the one that fits. 2186 01:31:43,529 --> 01:31:44,891 "Malcolm Gladwell says it takes 2187 01:31:44,993 --> 01:31:46,594 10,000 hours to master something." 2188 01:31:46,696 --> 01:31:47,864 (Matt): Malcolm Gladwell? 2189 01:31:47,966 --> 01:31:50,768 "While I haven't been keeping track of the hours..." 2190 01:31:50,870 --> 01:31:53,405 -No one wants to hear this. -I really do. Keep going. 2191 01:31:53,507 --> 01:31:55,375 Thank you so much. "I've gone..." 2192 01:31:55,477 --> 01:31:56,889 Julie, can we talk in the other room? 2193 01:31:56,972 --> 01:31:58,539 Let her finish. We're all grownups. 2194 01:31:58,641 --> 01:31:59,673 I can skip to the end. 2195 01:31:59,775 --> 01:32:01,310 No, but before you do that, 2196 01:32:01,412 --> 01:32:02,277 can I do my finale? 2197 01:32:02,379 --> 01:32:03,710 What finale? 2198 01:32:03,812 --> 01:32:05,485 My grand finale. Can I... 2199 01:32:05,587 --> 01:32:07,854 -No. Carey... -Please, let me do the finale. 2200 01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:09,051 Just do it. 2201 01:32:09,153 --> 01:32:11,885 If you're gonna keep talking, just go for it. Quick, quick. 2202 01:32:11,987 --> 01:32:13,890 So, does anybody want some lemonade? 2203 01:32:13,992 --> 01:32:16,662 It was gonna be the first way I started it. And then... 2204 01:32:17,526 --> 01:32:19,095 And then... 2205 01:32:19,197 --> 01:32:20,600 Whoa! 2206 01:32:22,531 --> 01:32:23,732 What the hell? 2207 01:32:23,834 --> 01:32:26,335 There was a card in there the whole time? 2208 01:32:26,437 --> 01:32:27,871 And then the card... 2209 01:32:29,144 --> 01:32:30,439 is a queen of hearts. 2210 01:32:30,541 --> 01:32:31,807 'Cause you're my queen, 2211 01:32:31,909 --> 01:32:34,476 and you'll always have a slice of my heart. 2212 01:32:34,578 --> 01:32:35,742 And then I was gonna... 2213 01:32:35,845 --> 01:32:37,381 I thought you don't do magic. 2214 01:32:37,483 --> 01:32:38,499 Yeah, of course I do magic. 2215 01:32:38,582 --> 01:32:39,751 Then I was gonna do this. 2216 01:32:43,322 --> 01:32:44,786 King of spades, 2217 01:32:44,888 --> 01:32:47,691 because I'm your king, and I got spayed. 2218 01:32:47,793 --> 01:32:50,457 And then I was gonna take out this rope. 2219 01:32:50,559 --> 01:32:52,192 I got snipped. 2220 01:32:53,661 --> 01:32:55,228 But now... 2221 01:32:57,103 --> 01:32:58,330 I'm not. 2222 01:32:59,503 --> 01:33:00,835 I don't get it. 2223 01:33:00,937 --> 01:33:05,245 I got my vasectomy reversed for you. 2224 01:33:05,347 --> 01:33:06,643 That's fucking crazy. Fuck it. 2225 01:33:06,745 --> 01:33:08,278 -It's not crazy. -I don't need that. 2226 01:33:08,380 --> 01:33:09,247 Carey, look at me. 2227 01:33:09,349 --> 01:33:10,909 I'm not perfect. -God! 2228 01:33:11,011 --> 01:33:13,383 But life's not perfect, right? 2229 01:33:13,485 --> 01:33:14,586 We have to take charge, 2230 01:33:14,688 --> 01:33:16,554 and we are the masters of our own destiny. 2231 01:33:16,656 --> 01:33:17,936 -I completely agree. Julie? -No. 2232 01:33:18,019 --> 01:33:19,186 -(Ashley): I love you. -No. 2233 01:33:19,288 --> 01:33:21,523 And I'm sorry that I had to go on this whole journey 2234 01:33:21,625 --> 01:33:22,759 to realize that it's you. 2235 01:33:22,861 --> 01:33:24,625 It's you who I want to start a family with. 2236 01:33:24,727 --> 01:33:25,792 I have a family now. 2237 01:33:25,895 --> 01:33:27,565 -You don't. -I have a kid... 2238 01:33:27,667 --> 01:33:29,113 -Don't you dare. -...I'm an uncle to. 2239 01:33:29,196 --> 01:33:31,404 Oh my God! This is never gonna end. 2240 01:33:31,506 --> 01:33:33,098 It'll be like this forever and ever. 2241 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:35,074 This is such a fucking dumpster fire. 2242 01:33:35,176 --> 01:33:36,339 (Children): Fire! 2243 01:33:36,441 --> 01:33:38,311 (Children screaming) 2244 01:33:38,413 --> 01:33:40,614 Russ, get out of the way! Move! 2245 01:33:42,444 --> 01:33:43,512 Oh! 2246 01:33:43,614 --> 01:33:44,844 Dad, you're on fire! 2247 01:33:44,946 --> 01:33:46,745 Oh, shit! Oh! oh, shit! Oh! 2248 01:33:46,847 --> 01:33:48,482 Move, move, move! 2249 01:33:48,584 --> 01:33:50,118 (Screaming) 2250 01:33:54,194 --> 01:33:55,654 Oh my God! 2251 01:33:55,756 --> 01:33:57,095 Sit down. Sit. 2252 01:33:57,197 --> 01:33:58,328 Are you OK? 2253 01:33:58,430 --> 01:33:59,631 Ah! I think so. 2254 01:33:59,733 --> 01:34:01,333 -Fuck, your eyebrows. -Carey, call 911! 2255 01:34:01,429 --> 01:34:03,828 -Jackson, call 911! -Sorry, Dad. I did the cake. 2256 01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:05,298 What's the number? 2257 01:34:13,379 --> 01:34:15,044 -Hey! -Hey! 2258 01:34:16,315 --> 01:34:17,546 How is he? 2259 01:34:17,648 --> 01:34:19,917 Good. He's sleeping. 2260 01:34:32,433 --> 01:34:34,395 I'm really happy for you. 2261 01:34:34,497 --> 01:34:35,702 Thanks. 2262 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,605 Hey! I brought Zuka Giri. 2263 01:34:40,707 --> 01:34:42,836 Oh, they don't allow outside food. 2264 01:34:42,938 --> 01:34:44,202 I know, they feed you poison 2265 01:34:44,304 --> 01:34:46,004 and they wonder why everyone's sick. 2266 01:34:46,107 --> 01:34:47,747 Hey, hide that under your vest. 2267 01:34:48,847 --> 01:34:50,843 Let's go, come on. Keep it hidden. 2268 01:34:50,945 --> 01:34:51,843 She created a human. 2269 01:34:51,945 --> 01:34:53,014 The least I could do 2270 01:34:53,116 --> 01:34:55,051 is bring 7 to 8 pounds of sushi, you know? 2271 01:34:59,788 --> 01:35:01,120 (Ashley laughing) 2272 01:35:01,222 --> 01:35:03,194 What do you want? Hand or mouth? 2273 01:35:03,296 --> 01:35:04,590 You want hand? 2274 01:35:04,692 --> 01:35:07,597 Hand! 2275 01:35:07,699 --> 01:35:09,862 I feel like he can read my mind. 2276 01:35:09,964 --> 01:35:12,202 You can read Mama's mind? 2277 01:35:12,304 --> 01:35:13,733 Sí o no? 2278 01:35:13,835 --> 01:35:15,972 (Baby babbling) 2279 01:35:16,074 --> 01:35:19,237 The trick is to just put a good amount in here 2280 01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:22,241 so that when you put the pieces together, 2281 01:35:22,343 --> 01:35:24,682 the gold kind of spills through the cracks. 2282 01:35:24,784 --> 01:35:26,516 The patterns on this are incredible. 2283 01:35:26,618 --> 01:35:28,480 I know. I love kintsugi. 2284 01:35:28,582 --> 01:35:33,226 This is really nice, just being here and existing. 2285 01:35:33,328 --> 01:35:36,125 Hey! How you going? 2286 01:35:37,197 --> 01:35:38,328 Good. 2287 01:35:38,430 --> 01:35:39,625 Yeah, good. 2288 01:35:39,727 --> 01:35:40,859 Good. 2289 01:35:40,961 --> 01:35:42,567 -Yeah. -Good. 2290 01:35:42,669 --> 01:35:44,534 Hey, you think they're flirting? 2291 01:35:44,636 --> 01:35:46,600 -Who cares? -I do. 2292 01:35:46,702 --> 01:35:48,339 Hey. -Hey. 2293 01:35:48,441 --> 01:35:49,470 We slept together. 2294 01:35:49,572 --> 01:35:50,543 Who? 2295 01:35:50,645 --> 01:35:52,510 Julie and I. Second time this year. 2296 01:35:52,612 --> 01:35:53,778 -Congratulations. -Thanks. 2297 01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:55,845 Best sex she's ever had. Her words, not mine. 2298 01:35:55,947 --> 01:35:57,583 Those don't sound like her words. 2299 01:35:57,685 --> 01:36:00,186 Well, you know, not like vocal words, 2300 01:36:00,288 --> 01:36:01,046 but her eyes... 2301 01:36:01,148 --> 01:36:02,549 Are you guys back together? 2302 01:36:02,651 --> 01:36:03,916 No. 2303 01:36:04,018 --> 01:36:06,254 He's just always around. 2304 01:36:07,394 --> 01:36:08,525 He likes chasing me. 2305 01:36:08,627 --> 01:36:09,490 It's kind of our thing. 2306 01:36:09,592 --> 01:36:10,528 Mmm. 2307 01:36:10,630 --> 01:36:11,763 How does this thing work? 2308 01:36:11,865 --> 01:36:13,733 OK, so good news. Spoke with Spectrum. 2309 01:36:13,835 --> 01:36:15,866 The Internet will be up and running by Thursday. 2310 01:36:15,968 --> 01:36:17,735 How is that good news? We're gone by then. 2311 01:36:17,837 --> 01:36:18,984 Well, it's good news in general. 2312 01:36:19,067 --> 01:36:20,118 It's something I wanted done. 2313 01:36:20,201 --> 01:36:21,668 Now it's done, and here we are. 2314 01:36:21,770 --> 01:36:22,637 (Baby crying) 2315 01:36:22,739 --> 01:36:23,908 That's so loud. Wow! 2316 01:36:24,010 --> 01:36:25,972 This is a nice place. Ever think about selling? 2317 01:36:26,075 --> 01:36:27,291 Yeah, definitely not. At all. 2318 01:36:27,374 --> 01:36:29,010 I got it for nothing from the bank. 2319 01:36:29,112 --> 01:36:30,648 It's booked for months in advance. 2320 01:36:30,750 --> 01:36:32,049 I don't even need to do anything. 2321 01:36:32,151 --> 01:36:34,280 You have to do something. It's natural wood siding. 2322 01:36:34,383 --> 01:36:36,216 You have to treat it or you'll get wood rot. 2323 01:36:36,318 --> 01:36:38,122 Well, who's going to notice that, ever? 2324 01:36:38,224 --> 01:36:40,919 Get your feet off the coffee table, please. Thanks, bud. 2325 01:36:41,021 --> 01:36:42,691 This fucking guy. 2326 01:36:42,793 --> 01:36:43,956 Why is he still here? 2327 01:36:44,058 --> 01:36:45,698 Says he's a Superhost. 2328 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,626 What is that, like, an Airbnb slumlord? 2329 01:36:47,728 --> 01:36:50,403 (♪ Criola Multicolorida by José Roberto on stereo ♪) 2330 01:36:50,505 --> 01:36:52,602 There we go. It's working. 2331 01:36:52,704 --> 01:36:54,335 So he's your uncle? 2332 01:36:54,437 --> 01:36:58,841 Well, he was my gym teacher, then sort of my stepdad, 2333 01:36:58,943 --> 01:37:01,280 and now he's just my uncle again. 2334 01:37:01,382 --> 01:37:02,648 We're not related. 2335 01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:05,416 Cool. And they're all still friends? 2336 01:37:05,518 --> 01:37:06,847 Best friends. 2337 01:37:06,949 --> 01:37:08,418 I got Arturo to sleep. 2338 01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:09,520 Oh, good! 2339 01:37:09,621 --> 01:37:10,916 Kid loves music. 2340 01:37:11,018 --> 01:37:12,423 You need anything? 2341 01:37:12,525 --> 01:37:14,327 Um, you know what? 2342 01:37:14,429 --> 01:37:15,460 I'll have an espresso. 2343 01:37:15,562 --> 01:37:17,163 Oh, me too, please! 2344 01:37:17,265 --> 01:37:18,296 Yes! Gotcha! 2345 01:37:18,398 --> 01:37:19,398 Thank you. 2346 01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:22,899 He loves being a dad. 2347 01:37:23,001 --> 01:37:24,733 How much you think this thing costs? 2348 01:37:24,835 --> 01:37:26,233 I don't know, Brandon. 2349 01:37:26,336 --> 01:37:28,835 You never really know what something's worth 2350 01:37:28,937 --> 01:37:29,975 until you sink it. 2351 01:37:31,438 --> 01:37:35,380 Oh, uh, do we need life jackets or... 2352 01:37:35,482 --> 01:37:36,743 No, we're good. 2353 01:37:36,845 --> 01:37:38,082 (Motor starting) 2354 01:37:39,454 --> 01:37:40,312 This table's wobbly. 2355 01:37:40,414 --> 01:37:42,313 It's an Airbnb. What do you expect? 2356 01:37:42,415 --> 01:37:43,885 I expect that when someone buys 2357 01:37:43,987 --> 01:37:45,105 an architectural masterpiece, 2358 01:37:45,188 --> 01:37:47,493 they don't fill it with Ikea furniture. 2359 01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:49,321 I have a joke about Ikea. 2360 01:37:49,423 --> 01:37:51,823 Never mind. The setup takes too long. 2361 01:37:51,926 --> 01:37:53,725 (Laughing) 2362 01:37:53,827 --> 01:37:56,767 -When I buy this place back... -You're not buying it back. 2363 01:37:56,869 --> 01:37:58,266 -I might. -You gotta manifest it. 2364 01:37:58,368 --> 01:38:00,505 -With what money? -If we pooled our money... 2365 01:38:00,607 --> 01:38:01,803 -Hey! -Oh, shit! 2366 01:38:01,905 --> 01:38:03,035 -Hey! -What the fuck? 2367 01:38:03,137 --> 01:38:04,205 Hey, what's going on? 2368 01:38:04,307 --> 01:38:06,379 Your son just stole my fucking jet boat! 2369 01:38:06,481 --> 01:38:07,338 You sure that's him? 2370 01:38:07,440 --> 01:38:09,449 Yes, I'm fucking sure that's him. 2371 01:38:09,551 --> 01:38:11,044 It's him right there! Look! 2372 01:38:11,146 --> 01:38:12,377 That doesn't look like him. 2373 01:38:12,479 --> 01:38:14,520 Oh my God, I can 100% guarantee you 2374 01:38:14,622 --> 01:38:16,181 that is their shit cunt spawn. 2375 01:38:16,283 --> 01:38:17,919 Hey, stop calling him that. 2376 01:38:18,021 --> 01:38:19,654 Yeah, your son is a shit cunt! 2377 01:38:19,756 --> 01:38:20,885 Not his son! 2378 01:38:20,988 --> 01:38:22,021 (Grunting) 2379 01:38:22,123 --> 01:38:23,723 -Motherfucker! -Ah! 2380 01:38:23,825 --> 01:38:24,928 Fuck! 2381 01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:26,960 Should we... should we help them? 2382 01:38:27,062 --> 01:38:28,297 (Men shouting, indistinct) 2383 01:38:28,399 --> 01:38:30,495 -No, just leave them. -Ah, no biting! No biting! 2384 01:38:30,598 --> 01:38:32,233 ♪♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2385 01:38:32,336 --> 01:38:34,907 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2386 01:38:35,009 --> 01:38:38,076 ♪ Bring me southern kisses from your room ♪ 2387 01:38:40,178 --> 01:38:42,311 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2388 01:38:42,413 --> 01:38:44,982 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2389 01:38:45,085 --> 01:38:48,618 ♪ Let me smell the moon in your perfume ♪ 2390 01:38:49,287 --> 01:38:52,154 ♪ Oh, gods and years will rise and fall ♪ 2391 01:38:52,256 --> 01:38:54,859 ♪ And there's always something more ♪ 2392 01:38:54,961 --> 01:38:57,324 ♪ Lost in talk, I waste my time ♪ 2393 01:38:57,426 --> 01:38:59,591 ♪ And it's all been said before ♪ 2394 01:38:59,693 --> 01:39:03,062 ♪ While further down behind the masquerade ♪ 2395 01:39:03,164 --> 01:39:04,770 ♪ The tears are there ♪ 2396 01:39:04,872 --> 01:39:08,002 ♪ I don't ask for all that much ♪ 2397 01:39:08,105 --> 01:39:12,874 ♪ I just want someone to care ♪ 2398 01:39:12,976 --> 01:39:14,814 ♪ Answer right now ♪ 2399 01:39:14,916 --> 01:39:16,541 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2400 01:39:16,644 --> 01:39:19,852 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2401 01:39:19,955 --> 01:39:23,088 ♪ Come on out beneath the shining sun ♪ 2402 01:39:24,519 --> 01:39:26,652 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2403 01:39:26,754 --> 01:39:29,489 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2404 01:39:29,591 --> 01:39:34,398 ♪ Sneak on out beneath the stars and run ♪ 2405 01:39:34,501 --> 01:39:36,299 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2406 01:39:38,936 --> 01:39:41,868 ♪ Oh yeah, yes, yes ♪ 2407 01:39:41,970 --> 01:39:43,702 ♪ Oh yes ♪ 2408 01:39:54,380 --> 01:39:55,681 ♪ It's king and queen ♪ 2409 01:39:55,783 --> 01:39:59,254 ♪ And we must go down now beyond the chandelier ♪ 2410 01:39:59,356 --> 01:40:02,057 ♪ Where I won't have to speak my mind ♪ 2411 01:40:02,159 --> 01:40:04,523 ♪ And you won't have to hear ♪ 2412 01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:07,028 ♪ Shreds of news and afterthoughts ♪ 2413 01:40:07,130 --> 01:40:09,628 ♪ And complicated scenes ♪ 2414 01:40:09,730 --> 01:40:12,066 ♪ We'll weather down behind the light ♪ 2415 01:40:12,169 --> 01:40:16,108 ♪ And fade like magazines ♪ 2416 01:40:16,210 --> 01:40:19,109 ♪ Time flies like the wind, nothing to give now ♪ 2417 01:40:19,211 --> 01:40:21,111 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2418 01:40:21,214 --> 01:40:24,148 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2419 01:40:24,250 --> 01:40:27,449 ♪ Bring me southern kisses from your room ♪ 2420 01:40:28,589 --> 01:40:29,548 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2421 01:40:29,650 --> 01:40:31,420 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2422 01:40:31,522 --> 01:40:34,058 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2423 01:40:34,161 --> 01:40:37,958 ♪ Let me smell the moon in your perfume ♪ 2424 01:40:38,060 --> 01:40:39,525 ♪ Oh, now ♪ 2425 01:40:39,627 --> 01:40:41,593 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2426 01:40:41,696 --> 01:40:44,398 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2427 01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:47,900 ♪ Let me see you smiling back at me ♪ 2428 01:40:48,003 --> 01:40:49,568 ♪ Hey ♪ 2429 01:40:49,670 --> 01:40:51,605 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2430 01:40:51,707 --> 01:40:54,442 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2431 01:40:54,544 --> 01:40:57,644 ♪ Hold me tight and lovin', love is free ♪ 2432 01:40:58,717 --> 01:41:00,284 ♪ Oh ♪ 2433 01:41:09,024 --> 01:41:10,558 ♪ OK ♪♪ 2434 01:41:15,934 --> 01:41:18,665 Closed Captions: MELS 155557