All language subtitles for Serena The Sexplorer 2015

Is that you, my prince charming?

You expecting someone else?

Oh, no, never.

You look amazing, baby.

But can I make one suggestion?

Sure.

I had a feeling that would be your
suggestion.

Can you guess my next one?

You guessed mine.

I need your love.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to feel it.

I want your touch.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to feel it. Hold me close.

Big love you.

Won't you go?

Let's cruise, go, go, go.

I want your love.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to have it. I want your touch.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to have it.

Passion flows.

Heaven knows.

So let it go.

Now watch it grow.

I want your love.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to play.

Your turn.

I've got to have it.

This is Galactic Explorer 69.

My landing was successful.

Very well, 69.

For the sake of the Earthlings, I will
call you Serena while you're on their

planet. As you wish, oh Supreme
Mistress.

May I now learn the reason of my
travels? Very well.

24 Earth hours to engage in their sex
secrets. The knowledge that you bring

to Deltan is imperative.

Without it, our civilization will not
survive another life here.

I do not understand.

Don't stop fucking for the next 24 Earth
hours.

Oh, I like that.

This is Serena signing off.

Watching out through the window.

Who

are

you? I'm Serena.

I come in peace.

Is this some kind of joke?

What is a joke?

It's nothing.

I'm Mark, and this is my friend Cindy.

Your friend?

Nice outfit, by the way.

Thank you.

That was a joke.

Another joke?

Do you Earthlings do this a lot?

Yes, we do, Serena.

So, where do you come from?

I come from Deltron, third planet in the
first galaxy.

It is outside your solar system.

Of course it is.

So, like, what are you doing here?

I've come to learn from you Earthlings.

Okay, that's it. This chick's crazy. I'm
calling 911.

Is that another joke?

Hold on, let's just play along.

It's going to be fun.

So, Serena, do you have any special
powers or...

Special powers. Yeah. Like, you make
yourself disappear.

Hmm. I cannot do that.

But I can do this.

Whoa!

That's unbelievable.

That's amazing.

May I begin learning now?

I don't know. May she?

Why the hell not, sir?

Really? Yeah.

It's a woman's prerogative to change
minds.

That's why I love you, babe. Mm -hmm.

kitty kitty kitty

Come over here, my baby -kid -bang.

Ow, I can't do pink cat paws.

Brrrr, meow.

And rub your belly with my cheek.

Ow, my alley cat kitty.

Pussy, pussy, meenoo.

My baby -kid -bang.

Pussy -kid -bang.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Oh pussy.

Pussy pussy.

Oh, I love you, little

baby pussy.

You'll be here, my little kitty cat.

Oh, yeah.

Look at those big green eyes.

Cute little bird that thinks but none.

Come over here, my pussy.

Meow. Let's get in the catnip.

Aw.

That's it.

Bounce that furball and we have enough
left.

Thank you.

Oh, this is an emergency.

I must take this.

No.

No.

Serena, sorry to keep you waiting. My
servants were misbehaving again, and I

to teach them a lesson.

You're the best teacher I know, Supreme
Mistress.

Too bad it doesn't result in
procreation.

Oh, you're so kind.

I just called to report back.

I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual
intercourse, and it seems to be quite

gratifying. In fact, it's extremely
exciting.

That's good news, Serena. And are you
learning anything?

Oh, yes.

I've learned this thing called joking.

But I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Is that all you've learned?

I've also learned that the male species
has something that gravely resembles our

communication devices.

Do you mean our dildometer?

Yes.

Only theirs are much larger.

Interesting. I couldn't imagine why they
would need to be larger.

Until this morning, Supreme Mistress,
neither could I.

Well, keep up the good work and get back
to me when you've learned more.

Serena signing off.

Calls you a sweetheart, but naked,
playing a pot.

40 men calls you a hooker, grabs a city,
wants to fuck her. You want us, but not

that way.

This old fart wants to be jaded. Calling
his dick a monster. Bet a crapshoot,

he's a Hollywood star.

Kitty's blind in a zoo,

so you run with the lesbo group.

You're as the dog sits at home while
you're out.

fucking too long now you see the porno
flick hot and

horny you wish you'd lick your pinky toe
then you call back

let's do it right here

I need to use the shower.

Oh, is this clean up another one of
those jokes?

Are you for real?

Yes, I believe I am.

Is this liquid used in clean up?

You want to find out? I'll show you.

Would you like to join us and clean up?

She really is a freak, isn't she?

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Serena, just had your trick.

Very well.

How did you do that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here before Marcus does.

thank you

What are you doing here?

Help left 10 minutes ago. I know. He's
at my place.

I told him I was going to get some
booze.

Stop it. We can't. Are you sure?

I hate you.

I know.

You're damn right I don't.

I was born to fuck Fuck until I'm sore

I was born to suck Suck you like

a whore Christ to be alive

Christ to be alive Christ to

be alive

I was born to spread.

Now I make it on your bed.

I was born to make.

Where's the beeline?

Where's the beeline?

I was born to burn.

I can't believe I let you do this to me.

Oh, right. So it's my fault.

Well, rubbing that weapon against my ass
doesn't help matters.

You see, that's where you and I differ.

I think it helps greatly.

I want to get laid.

I thought you screwed that bouncer last
night. You know, the one you have a

crush on?

I did, but that was like 12 hours ago.

God, Jen, you are such a slut.

I don't know, Tina. I think Jen just has
a really healthy libido.

What does that mean?

He loves to fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Now you're talking.

Let's go out for some pizza.

I'd love to get my hands on that
delivery boy.

Boy being the operative word.

He's like... 16 years old.

He's 18.

Birthday was last week, and I told him
about when he was legal. I had a present

for him.

Oh, so you're ordering sausage.

You better believe it. And I'm getting
some pizza, too.

Maybe that's Armando.

His name's Armando.

He sounds hot. I think we'll all order
some sausage. I got dibs for this guy.

Hello? Oh, hi, Cindy.

That sounds good.

I'm just around the corner in my place.

I'm with Ally and Tina.

Okay, we'll bring some tequila over, and
we'll be there soon.

That was good.

She invited us to her party, her and
Mark's place.

Ooh, Mark.

I know, speaking of sausage.

Husband.

Husband.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Eat my wine.

Be my guy.

Smells like sex.

Yeah, that's purple ass.

Tug my jeep.

Bull ride me.

Grunt your sex.

Yeah, that's purple ass.

Rastic bitch.

Slutty bitch.

Stay like that.

Yeah, that's purple fuck.

Stop that shit.

With your dork.

Fuck like that.

Yeah, that's triple ass.

Puffing, yeah.

That's that bitch.

Looks like that.

Yeah, that's triple ass.

Play with Puffy.

Get me juicy.

You'll go dead.

Yeah, that's triple ass.

Fuck my haul.

With your paw.

Sounds like that.

Aroma up, though?

Gifts with your help.

More like that.

Yeah, that's triple A.

Cheap feet twice.

Gifts don't cost.

A lot more. Yeah,

that's triple A.

Pay for you.

To watch that screw.

Hardcore friends.

Yeah, that's triple A.

Got no doubt.

E -N -S -R -E -F -L -A.

Talk like plants.

Love donuts.

Take a shot.

E -N -S -R -E -F -L -A.

Watch your form now.

Become reborn.

Born to sing.

E -N -S -R -E -F -L -A.

Hey, who are they kidding?

Anyway, you're not going to believe what
I just found.

A spaceship.

Have we started drinking?

I'm serious.

What? I'll show you. Oh, oh. It's right
over in the field.

Hey, y 'all. The spaceship. The
spaceship.

See? I told you.

That can't be real.

I don't think so. Did the chick at her
place, Serena?

She was sent for another planet.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

No.

Because it's true.

You'll meet her.

Well, I'm a little disappointed then,
because I thought you lured me here to

take advantage of me, and now I see
there's a real ship.

Well, I mean, the spaceship was the one
thing I wanted to show you.

Really?

Well, let's go check it out.

How did you know how to get in here?

I just hit the side of the door and it
opened up.

Well, since we're here, maybe we should
make the most of it.

I like that idea.

Come here.

Fill me.

My head.

Be just.

Headdress.

Color.

Is that done?

Hypnotic. Hypnotic.

Hypnotic.

Hypnotic. Hypnotic. Take me away.

Hypnotic. Help the God.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, it's me.

Come over here.

You like what you see?

I don't think so.

Come

on,

dance.

Oh, yeah.

Hypnotic.

Give it to me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Sometimes it makes the baby mad.

Hi,

y 'all.

Hola.

Hey, girls.

Have you guys seen Tina?

My guess is she's just finishing up with
lunch.

Sausage, I believe.

That would be my guess.

Oh, well.

I hope we see her soon.

That's a good chance.

Chances are excellent.

So, Sam,

who's with your friend?

This is Serena.

She's from... Deltron. The third planet
in the first galaxy.

It's outside our universe.

She's been sent here to fuck Earthlings.

That's nice. Todd, did you get an
anatomy instruction?

Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

Isn't she adorable? I mean, I'm
Earthling Ted.

Isn't that great?

Anyway, anyone want a drink?

No, I'm good.

No? No

sense.

Did you get on any of this production?

Yeah. We had an amazing three -way.

So what about Ted?

Well, if you're asking me what I think
you're asking me, Mark and Ted, they're

lot alike.

Ted is more like his big brother.

That's all I need to hear. Hey, Ted, I
think I'll take one of those drinks

all.

Did you say you wanted a drink?

Yeah, I did.

There you go.

Um, I think you know what I actually
really meant.

Oh. Oh, you wanted... Yeah. You wanted a
drink.

Yeah.

Oh.

This is the love.

Hop on.

Hey, honey, look what I ran into.

Right.

Anyway, get what I found.

Serena's spaceship.

You didn't destroy it, did you? Of
course not.

Good, because I must leave in less than
24 Earth hours.

But we were just going to know you.

Mark, if the alien chick says she has to
go, she has to go.

But we're having so much fun together.

I think...

We've been having a little too much fun,
if you catch my drift.

Sounds like someone's jealous.

Jealous?

I have these puppies.

Do I look like I need to be jealous?

Stand straight, girlfriend.

Allie, let her go. Just let her cool
off. Would you be like this?

Best thing is, let her cool off.

Well, I just want to make sure she's all
right.

Wow, that must have been some drink.

Looks like Ted slipped you a Mickey.

Oh, that was no Mickey.

See you later.

Who's the hot chick?

Tell her. Better yet, show her your
little trick.

As you wish.

Oh, my God. How did you do that?

It was easy.

Watch.

Oh, this is going to be good.

Hey, Dusty.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Yes.

Sexy, slutty, horny, homie.

Boobie, squeezy, teddy, pussy.

Peanuts, papa, boner, lone, nerd.

Flirty, fucker, sucker, motherfucker.

Lassie, butchie, luscious, red, bald.

Wank, buddy, wank, fuck me.

Ass, ring, ding, ring, ding.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Thank you.

That's not easy, won't it?

See, we don't need me.

That's easy, but it's not easy.

Russian dicks and virgins are men.

But not cause it's all good.

That's too good to blame you, you see.

Oh, baby.

Now get...

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Hooker, roller, trucker, fucker.

Lips, hips, and triple X wrist.

Murky, gory, filthy, yandy.

Ruggy, dinky, dummy, ruggy.

Cream, that's a baby.

Yummy, fuck, that's a baby.

I knew it. Cock, that's a baby.

You have to have the gaze of your baby.

Uh, Kevin.

Fuck, baby.

Yes, you see?

Fuck, baby.

Mm -hmm. Bad.

Sexy, slutty, horny. Oh, man.

Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie.
Boobie. Boobie. Boobie.

Boobie. Flirty fucker, tucker,
motherfucker.

Lefty, bucky, luscious, red bull.

Wank, buddy, wank, fuck me.

X -rated, big, trendy.

Playful, wimple, couple, bra, bull.

Dog, baby.

Good. Baby.

Harder. Hey, baby.

I don't want to squeeze that.

Baby.

Baby.

Russian dicks and virgins, oh, man.

But, no, come on, but that's good.

That's too, that's too, blame you, yes,
see.

Oh, fuck me, baby.

Fuck it. Bye, fuck me, baby.

Too bad.

Oh, fuck me, baby.

Dang it.

Cocked, baby.

Fuck it.

... ... ...

...

I think maybe you're overreacting, sis.

Either way, that space girl's sleeping
soon, and we won't have to deal with

I'm not worried about that, Allie. Mark
and I, we're in an open relationship.

That's good.

No, it's not. I hate it. The only reason
why I went along with it was because

that's what Mark wanted.

Didn't you screw Ted earlier?

Sometimes, it does have its benefits.

You mean, like now?

Mm -hmm.

Power of the Poop Day.

I'm giving you a little parole.

Power of the Poop Day.

Red pouty lips.

Power of the Poop Day.

You mind up talking?

Power of the Poop Day.

I'm wet when you say.

Power of the Poop Day.

You're a standout loner. Power of the
Poop Day.

You're proper not boner.

Power of the Poop Day.

Wetting my lips.

Power of the Poop Day.

Moving my hips.

Power to the sea.

My rump is out.

Power to the sea. You're giving a horny
shout.

Power to the sea.

I give you a fuck, pal.

Power to proceed.

Hunt me, no doubt.

Power to proceed.

Cream in your jeans.

Power to proceed.

Looking like a fiend.

Power to proceed.

Want a finger bang?

Power to proceed.

Let's orgy game.

Power to proceed.

Power to proceed.

Power to proceed.

Power to proceed. Thank you.

Seedbit. Nippet.

Nippet. Nippet.

Bucket.

Shove it.

Left it.

Ram it.

Bucket.

Power the pussy.

You float in gay.

Power the pussy.

I smile in vain.

Power the pussy.

You need my pimp. Power the pussy.

I need my money when.

Power the pussy.

I'd like to play a game that we play on
my planet that I believe all you

Earthlings know called Spin the Bottle.

Oh, me?

Mm -hmm.

Why would you want me to spin you a
bottle?

Ted,

you have to kiss very much.

Damn. I mean, that's it? I mean...

Oh, yeah.

Just a kiss. Yeah.

You want me to spin again? I can do
that.

Anyone?

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Can we play?

Can I get the next set?

Thank you.

I'm afraid I must go now, Earthling
Mark.

My time's not up here, but I've learned
all I need to know.

Do you really have to go?

The fate of my people depends on it.

Well, I hope your stay here helped you a
little bit.

It most definitely has.

Oh, good.

Maybe you can teach the Deltron men
whatever they need to learn so that you

save your civilization.

Oh, there are no men on Deltron.

Only women.

Only women?

Yes, Earthling Mark.

Do they, uh, look like you?

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, they are much more beautiful than I
am.

Is that right?

Yes.

You know, you never really showed me the
inside of your spaceship.

Would you like to see it?

I'd love to.

Nice.

So my only question is, do we have sex
here or on our way to Beltran?

Thank you.

Hypnotic. Think about it.

Hypnotic. Take me away.

Hypnotic.

You feel so good.

My life.

Oh, my.

Let's try.

Can't wait.

Can't wait.

I don't think so.

Answer the thread.

Come on, Dan.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

I think I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Hypnotica. Hypnotica.

Hypnotica.

Hypnotica.

Hypnotica.

Who are you?

I'm Serena. I come in peace.

I cannot do that, but I can do this.

Whoa!

That's unbelievable.

I need your love.

I've got to tell it.

I want your touch.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to tell it. Hold me close.

Big love, Joe.

Want to know.

Let's cruise, go, go, go.

I want your love. Are you for real?

I've got to have it.

Yes, I believe I have.

I've got to have it.

I want your love.

How did you do that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here for Mark's bath.

Mom didn't raise me up cool.

Passion's out.

Heaven out.

So let it go.

Now watch grow.

And walk your life.

I've come to heaven.

Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

She adorable? I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.

I've got to help I need your love I've
got to feel it

I want your touch I've got to help I
need your

love I've got to feel it I want your
love I've got

to help I need your love I've got to
feel it I

want your touch

I cannot do that, but I can do this.

I wasn't kidding.

Oh, so you're already spotted.

I want to get laid.

Joan?

for the next 24 Earth Hours.

Thank you.