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Narrator: What's got Joe and
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murr screeching for joy?
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Narrator: Why is murr up in
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arms over a penguin?
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I've had it with you!
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Narrator: And what's got
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tonight's big loser running
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scared?
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Prepare for something
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amazing.
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Hey, mustache, what's up?
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I want my mommy!
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I will never forgive you!
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Larry!
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Today we're in the park
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giving each other embarrassing
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tasks using the official
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"impractical jokers" voice
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modulator.
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So, our voices that normally
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sound like this...
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Now sound like this.
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But here's the catch... you
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have to try and guess whose
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disguised voice gave you the
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command.
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If you guess incorrectly, you
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have to perform the task.
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But if you guess correctly,
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that person has to come out and
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do it themself.
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And as
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always, if you can't do what
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you're told, you lose.
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Let's do this,
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brutus.
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All right, so
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you can hear me, buddy?
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Yes.
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Can you tell who this is?
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No clue.
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The ransom's set at
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$1 million.
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Give me back my son!
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You're about to be taken.
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Give me some jabba the hutt.
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I like your scarf.
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Oh, Joe.
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Yeah, that's right.
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My feet hurt.
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Sal. How are you, buddy?
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I hate myself.
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Wait, how did I get on the
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Mike?
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Here's the
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issue here, okay?
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You want to give him something
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hard to do.
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Right.
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But... if it's too hard and he
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guesses you, you have to do it.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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You might screw yourself.
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Okay, you
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ready, buddy?
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Burp someone.
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Burp someone.
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Well, let me think about
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this.
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Murray doesn't like that sort of
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humor.
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Sal can burp really well, so
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burping might be on his mind.
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Uh... I'm gonna go with sal.
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All: Oh!
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Have fun burping someone,
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buddy.
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That was Joe.
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Since he didn't
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guess me...
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You escaped it.
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I escaped.
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Oh, what's going on, bro?
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How are you?
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You're looking a little gassy.
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You're looking a little gassy.
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Come on.
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Get it out. Get it out.
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Get it out.
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Burp it out. Burp it out.
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Come on. Burp it out.
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You pat me. I pat you.
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We'll both burp at the same
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time.
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Ready? One, two, three.
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He got it!
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There you go, bud.
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I'm better now, buddy.
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Thank you.
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All right, boys.
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Not bad, buddy, but the only
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way you come back in is if you
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guess one right.
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Right.
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You got to guess who said it.
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All right. Sure.
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Give me the next one.
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Put someone's
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fingers in your mouth.
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Murray.
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No way!
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Murray, 'cause only Murray
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would tell us to do something
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stupid like that.
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You're right.
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No! No!
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Get out there.
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Get out there and get people's
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fingers in your mouth.
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Hey, can you do me a favor?
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I'm testing out a new magic
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trick.
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Can I test it on you real quick?
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It takes 10 seconds.
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I'm going to make your fingers
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disappear.
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Okay, so, what I need you to do
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is this.
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It's an illusion, okay?
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Like, as narrow as you can get.
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Okay, now, here's how it works.
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You just take this, do this.
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And the trick is very simple.
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You go...
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Ta-da.
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He did it.
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Holy
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wow! That's great.
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How's victory
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taste, buddy?
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Tastes like a subway.
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Now you're up.
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Oh. All right. Give it to me.
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Play air
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guitar and air drums in
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someone's personal space.
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Ohh.
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Okay, this is interesting.
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Sal doesn't like invading
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people's personal space, but he
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does like showmanship.
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Mm.
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You are a showman.
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Well, q is the video-game
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guy, and q plays the air guitar
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and the air drums.
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You play that air-guitar
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video game all the time?
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Clearly, the answer is sal.
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Yeah! You're up.
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Yeah!
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You're an idiot.
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Not clever enough for the old
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murr.
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There you go.
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I knew it. Get out there!
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He looks crazy.
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Oh, he's putting the guitar
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on!
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Is she just trying to ignore
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the concert that's going on?
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He did the Marty mcfly right
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by her.
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[ Continues imitating guitar
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[ notes ]
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Ah! He's chasing her off.
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[ Imitating whining guitar
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[ notes loudly ]
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Drum solo.
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She's dancing!
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She's headbanging.
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Best concert she never got
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invited to.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Well done,
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sal.
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Sal, nicely tossed.
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Guys, enough is enough now.
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You can't stop until you
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guess who's saying it, buddy.
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Okay, okay.
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This isn't over until someone
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loses.
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Oh! Oh!
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Kiss this blonde on the lips.
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This is Joe.
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This is Joe gatto.
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Go kiss that blond girl.
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Go kiss her.
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She's beautiful.
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I know. It's Joe.
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This is Joe gatto.
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That sounds like q to me.
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No, it
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doesn't!
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He's putting mints in his
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mouth.
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He's putting mints in.
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Now you have to
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go kiss her, show-off.
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Hey, how are you?
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I'm good.
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Good.
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What's going on?
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Uh, I'm just... I was just
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hanging out in the park.
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Nice to meet you.
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Do you come around here often?
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Uh...
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I go to school here.
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This is hard to watch.
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I would just kiss.
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All right.
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Well, it was nice to meet you.
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Bye.
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Okay.
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We have a loser.
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Game over.
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Narrator: Sal kisses his win
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goodbye.
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Enough is enough!
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We quit.
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Today murr and sal will be
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posing as employees at different
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locations.
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But not for long 'cause we
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have to quit our jobs in front
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of a ton of people.
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The reason that you're
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quitting will be given to you by
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the other guys.
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The goal is to get the crowd
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to applaud for you, no matter
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how ridiculous the reason.
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If they can't rile up the
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crowd, they lose.
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I am gonna quit so
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fantastically.
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Narrator: It's murr versus
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sal in a "joker versus joker"
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challenge.
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Indistinct talking, scanners
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[ beeping ]
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Do you want the hanger or...?
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Ah, another hard day at work.
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You know what?
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You're better than this, man.
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You want to get out and follow
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your dreams.
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All right, sal.
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It's time to get out.
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Get everyone's attention and let
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them know why you're quitting.
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Remember... you have to get them
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to applaud.
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Excuse me, ladies and
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gentlemen.
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Could I have your attention,
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please?
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Oh! It got quiet!
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Wow.
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I just want to let you know
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that I am quitting...
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Why are you quitting?
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'Cause your father forced you
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into the field of discount
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retail.
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Because it was my dad who
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pressured me into the field of
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discount retail.
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And you are breaking free to
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follow your dreams!
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Yes!
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And I'm leaving to finally
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follow my own dreams, is all i'm
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saying.
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I just want to say that out
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loud.
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What are these dreams?
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I can't wait to find out.
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My dreams include but are not
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limited to following jamiroquai
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around the world...
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Who's jamiroquai?
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He's a singer.
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A beloved '90s pop icon.
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Oh.
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'cause I'm a huge fan.
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He's got the hat.
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He's got "virtual insanity."
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He's got the other hits.
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Sal, is jamiroquai your only
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dream?
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Dream bigger, buddy.
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The other thing I'm gonna
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do... and I've always wanted to
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do it... is blog about fruit.
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I think fruit is delicious
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and nutritious, and I want to
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get the word out.
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Bananas, apples, oranges.
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Don't even get me started on the
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plums.
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You know what I'm talking about!
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Why can't you work here and
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blog about fruit?
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I'm not sure.
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It's too much for one life.
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Also, shandra in textiles can
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be a real "b" when she wants to,
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and I've had it up to here with
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that.
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So, I just ask you to support me
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in my decision to follow my
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dreams, for any of you who have
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been pressured by your parents
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into discount retail...
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to join me and stick up for
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what you believe in and follow
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your dreams.
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Thank you, everyone.
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All right! Okay!
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Oh!
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Thank you! Thank you so much!
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I'm quitting to follow
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jamiroquai and blog about fruit!
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All right!
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He got it. He got it.
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All right, man.
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Thank you.
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I don't know if you heard it.
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I quit.
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Hi, everyone. How are you?
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Come on down, guys.
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Well, murr works here in the
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zoo but not for long.
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Sal quit his job.
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Now murr's up.
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My name is James.
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I'm a zookeeper.
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What this crowd doesn't know
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is that Murray cannot take this
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job anymore, and he is about to
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have a breakdown.
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And you've seen these guys
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already, right?
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Anybody know how fast they can
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swim underwater?
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You know what?
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I'm sorry. I can't do this.
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You know, I'm sorry, guys.
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I... i can't do this.
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I quit...
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It's because of all this
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penguin drama.
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Because of all the penguin
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drama.
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The rest is all you, buddy.
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Good luck.
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I'll tell you... it's hard
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working here.
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I've been here for four years
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now working in this zoo, and the
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penguin drama is just really
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hard.
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It's ridiculous.
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I've had it with you!
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I've had it with you!
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I've had it with you!
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Everything in the world is not
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black and white!
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Save the drama for your penguin
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mama!
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He expects to win the crowd
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over by berating cute little
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animals?
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He's going the complete wrong
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direction.
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This one pooped in my shoe on
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purpose last week.
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I've had it, and I quit!
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Who's had enough of the penguin
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drama?
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Who's with me?
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No one?
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No, little girl.
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That's not the answer I was
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hoping for.
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I'm standing here as a
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zookeeper, saying, "who's with
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me quitting today?"
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Who?!
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It's people like you are the
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reason that this penguin drama
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goes on and on and on.
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I'm feeding them fish.
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You're feeding their egos!
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He's now berating them.
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The whole goal is to get them to
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cheer with him.
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Come on. You're killing me.
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My friend, you played that
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horribly wrong.
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That didn't work at all.
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Narrator: Murr's not a good
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quitter, but he is a good loser.
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Coming up, what's got tonight's
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big loser running for his life?
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Today we're teaming up to
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drop some prehistoric knowledge,
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giving lectures as dinosaur
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experts.
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It's team Indiana versus
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team "Jurassic park."
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But here's the thing... we
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don't know Jack about dinosaurs,
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and our presentations have been
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made by the other team.
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At the end, we'll ask the
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audience to raise their hands if
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they'd like to take another
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class with us.
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Whichever team gets the
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fewest hands raised is extinct.
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Snakes!
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We hate snakes!
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Why are you limping?
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I mean, I got a walking
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stick.
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What do you want me to do?
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You look like an eccentric
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billionaire who owns his own
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island.
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Welcome to
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staten island.
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Hey, guys, how are you?
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Hi. Welcome.
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Have a seat, please.
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Thank you for joining.
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We are here to give a little
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presentation on dinosaurs.
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All right, let's get started,
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then.
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So, "dinosaurs: Ancient history
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and cutting-edge science."
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We're gonna start at the
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beginning and build up from
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there.
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"Evolutionary chart."
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Yeah, all right.
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Okay.
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Apparently, I can't even make it
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to human.
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You'll get there one day.
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We all have our downfalls.
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Moving on.
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"Wang..."
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"Wang length by dinosaur."
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We travel around to all
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different zoos, museums, and we
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get questions, you know, like,
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"dinosaurs were huge."
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"How big were their wangs?"
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"How big were their wangs?"
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The stegosaurus is just
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embarrassing.
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Right.
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Big brain. Little wang.
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We all went to high school.
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We all had... you know, you go
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out on a date.
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You going on first base.
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First base is up top... here.
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Right.
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Everything that's above.
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Second base, we're looking at
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those.
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The t-Rex couldn't get to second
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because...
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How you gonna get them
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ta-tas?
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Excuse me.
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Yes, dear.
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Whoa!
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Wow.
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Oh, my god.
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I feel very weird now.
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So, that is our presentation
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today.
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Okay, now let me just ask how
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many... by a show of hands...
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Would take a follow-up class
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with us?
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One, two.
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Not even half.
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We're going to cruise control
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on this one.
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We spared no expense.
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Let's do it, Indiana.
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Oh, there you go.
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Two Dr. Joneses right there.
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Sorry if I'm out of breath,
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guys.
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I just ran from a Boulder.
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Hi, folks. How are you?
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Come on in.
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Come on in. Have a seat.
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We're going to take you
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through a presentation... facts
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that you may or may not know
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about dinosaurs.
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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"New dinosaur species are still
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being discovered today."
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They estimate there may be as
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much as 1,000 more species still
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undiscovered.
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Next slide.
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00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,010
Cute dinosaur jokes that I
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wrote.
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Uh...
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This woman's falling asleep.
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This woman is falling asleep.
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The woman is falling asleep!
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She's asleep! She's asleep!
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I dino-bored her to sleep.
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She's sleeping!
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Fascinating, right?
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00:14:53,248 --> 00:14:54,514
That was actually its mating
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ritual.
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00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:56,383
Find out where this is going.
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00:14:56,384 --> 00:14:57,018
There. Yeah.
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00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,351
Of course, we will show you the
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00:14:58,352 --> 00:14:59,352
dance.
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00:15:14,302 --> 00:15:15,668
This is actually how these
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00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,004
two idiots pick up girls in
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bars.
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00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,277
She just woke up.
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00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:26,346
She's up now.
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00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:29,749
Okay, and then...
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By a show of hands, how many
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of you think you would take
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another class with us?
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Three.
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Three! Ohh!
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Okay.
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All right.
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I'm impressed.
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Narrator: Q and sal got
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fossilized, making sal tonight's
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big loser.
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We're in the middle of a
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cornfield, and, sal, for your
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punishment, all you have to do
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00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:50,037
is get from one side of the
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cornfield to the other.
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00:15:51,705 --> 00:15:53,173
The only rules are you've got
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to hang on to that guide rope.
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00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,043
Guys, I tell you right now,
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if it's a haunted maze
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is gonna go down because i'm
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gonna punch someone.
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00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:03,316
I don't take haunts well.
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Look out!
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If there's one thing sal
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hates more than germs and cats,
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00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,958
it's haunted houses, ghouls.
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Getting scared is like his
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worst fear.
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I'm telling you right now...
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If there's monsters in there...
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You're acting like a child.
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Even if they're not real
587
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,599
monsters and they just tickle
588
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,833
you instead, I'm ticklish, too.
589
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,069
I'll still punch if I'm getting
590
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:22,436
tickled.
591
00:16:22,437 --> 00:16:23,536
There's tickle monsters in
592
00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:24,205
the cornfield.
593
00:16:24,205 --> 00:16:25,073
Busted. We're busted.
594
00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:25,873
Grab the rope!
595
00:16:25,874 --> 00:16:27,240
If someone comes at me...
596
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,541
This is expensive equipment?
597
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,543
Yes.
598
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:31,579
Hand on the rope!
599
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:32,679
Hand on the rope and get
600
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,781
walking!
601
00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:37,717
If anybody comes out, i'm
602
00:16:37,718 --> 00:16:39,186
liable to punch you, and I know
603
00:16:39,187 --> 00:16:40,687
there's not such a thing as real
604
00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:41,688
monsters, so...
605
00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:54,534
Laugh it up, Murray, you
606
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,535
idiot.
607
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:57,504
If you're gonna jump out, be
608
00:16:57,505 --> 00:16:59,339
prepared for a fight.
609
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,141
We purposefully didn't put
610
00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:02,575
anything in the first twists and
611
00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:03,010
turns.
612
00:17:03,011 --> 00:17:04,411
Does anybody look up... what
613
00:17:04,412 --> 00:17:05,545
about the ticks in here?
614
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:06,713
Ticks in a cornfield?
615
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:07,348
Nah. No.
616
00:17:07,348 --> 00:17:08,182
They got bedbugs.
617
00:17:08,182 --> 00:17:09,117
Aah!
618
00:17:09,117 --> 00:17:09,650
Oh, my god.
619
00:17:09,651 --> 00:17:10,717
What'd you scream at?
620
00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:11,818
The corn keeps
621
00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:12,820
hitting me in the head.
622
00:17:14,222 --> 00:17:16,690
I'm so scared right now.
623
00:17:21,662 --> 00:17:25,498
Oh... my... god!
624
00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:26,733
There's a little girl in a dress
625
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:27,734
staring at me.
626
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,035
Who's the girl in the dress
627
00:17:29,036 --> 00:17:29,737
staring at me?!
628
00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:30,704
What girl in a dress?
629
00:17:30,705 --> 00:17:31,838
There's a little girl in a
630
00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:33,039
dress staring at me.
631
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,407
She's not supposed to be
632
00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:35,176
there, buddy.
633
00:17:35,177 --> 00:17:36,276
Well, she's there!
634
00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:37,545
Is she a ghost?!
635
00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:41,948
You lied! It's a haunted maze!
636
00:17:41,949 --> 00:17:43,150
Guys, guys, I'm not walking
637
00:17:43,151 --> 00:17:44,185
toward that little girl.
638
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:46,153
What are you talking about?!
639
00:17:46,154 --> 00:17:46,954
Go! Follow the rope.
640
00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:47,688
Holy
641
00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:48,322
holy
642
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:49,656
dude, I'm scared out of my mind!
643
00:17:49,657 --> 00:17:50,690
Did you pass her yet?
644
00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:51,791
No, I'm staring at her!
645
00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:52,792
Don't stare at her.
646
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:53,661
That gets her angry.
647
00:17:53,662 --> 00:17:55,628
Guys, I'm not... ohh!
648
00:17:55,629 --> 00:17:57,931
She's telling me to come to her!
649
00:17:58,932 --> 00:17:59,533
You know what?
650
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:00,667
Let's just get it out in the
651
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:01,001
open.
652
00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:02,302
You see, little girl, I will not
653
00:18:02,303 --> 00:18:03,904
hesitate to punch you!
654
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:07,441
I can't go near her.
655
00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:11,911
Oh, my god.
656
00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:12,979
That's really weird.
657
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,482
You need to go find an adult.
658
00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,783
I know I'm gonna look so stupid
659
00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:17,651
on this camera.
660
00:18:17,652 --> 00:18:18,951
Yeah.
661
00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:19,753
I get it.
662
00:18:19,754 --> 00:18:21,488
My face is gonna be like a big
663
00:18:21,489 --> 00:18:23,089
fishbowl right in the camera
664
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:23,991
like, "ohh, aah!"
665
00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:25,192
And I'm gonna run, and
666
00:18:25,193 --> 00:18:26,460
everyone's gonna mock me.
667
00:18:28,061 --> 00:18:28,796
You
668
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,464
oh, my god!
669
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,900
A air horn blew.
670
00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:35,101
I fell on my face.
671
00:18:35,102 --> 00:18:36,069
Hey, sal, you haven't seen
672
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,204
any birds in there or anything,
673
00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:37,538
right?
674
00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:38,638
No.
675
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:39,273
So, all right.
676
00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:40,340
So, something's keeping those
677
00:18:40,341 --> 00:18:41,074
birds away, I guess.
678
00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:43,210
All right, cool. Thanks.
679
00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:45,378
Ohh.
680
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:46,214
What is it?
681
00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:47,414
It's a damn scarecrow!
682
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:48,815
Oh, that's why there's no
683
00:18:48,816 --> 00:18:49,250
birds.
684
00:18:49,251 --> 00:18:52,286
It's gonna jump right on me.
685
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:53,587
Oh, man.
686
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:54,954
I don't want to pass it.
687
00:18:54,955 --> 00:18:56,656
I don't want to pass
688
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:57,657
it.
689
00:18:58,426 --> 00:18:59,959
I am not walking past that
690
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:00,528
thing.
691
00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:02,263
This is where it goes down, man!
692
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,865
I will take a swing at you!
693
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:07,000
Oh, this is the worst...
694
00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:10,303
You son of a bitch!
695
00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:12,105
You son of a bitch.
696
00:19:13,407 --> 00:19:18,345
You ass
697
00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,512
oh, god. Oh, my god!
698
00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:20,513
Oh, my god!
699
00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,616
What the is that?!
700
00:19:23,617 --> 00:19:25,553
That's not
701
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,020
enough!
702
00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:29,922
It's not a sal punishment
703
00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:31,891
without heaping piles of
704
00:19:31,892 --> 00:19:32,959
it's just not.
705
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,027
I'm sinking in the
706
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,829
I'm sinking in the
707
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:37,964
this is all over me.
708
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:38,399
Oh, god.
709
00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:39,267
I'm gonna throw up.
710
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,267
I smell like
711
00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:48,341
What the does that mean?
712
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,444
No, no, no, no, no, no! Hat mean?
713
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:52,513
That's it, bud.
714
00:19:52,513 --> 00:19:53,381
There you go, pal.
715
00:19:53,414 --> 00:19:54,047
You did it.
716
00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:54,882
You got to the end.
717
00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:55,816
You got to the end.
718
00:19:55,816 --> 00:19:56,750
Now you just got to figure out
719
00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:58,519
the way out.
720
00:20:00,488 --> 00:20:03,256
Guys, are you serious?
721
00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:03,791
Yeah. Are you serious?
722
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:04,157
Yep.
723
00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:05,025
That's it, bud.
724
00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:05,993
There you go, pal.
725
00:20:05,994 --> 00:20:07,394
I guess I'll just have to run
726
00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:08,395
in one direction here.
727
00:20:08,396 --> 00:20:09,729
Sal wants to run out of the
728
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,298
cornfield.
729
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:11,598
I bet you we can find a way to
730
00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:13,834
make him run.
731
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:17,938
All right. All right.
732
00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:18,938
I'm gonna get hurt!
733
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,445
Aah! Oh
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