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come on you gotta be excited
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we're going to the Roswell crash site in New Mexico
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far more interested in the nuclear test
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at the Los Alamos
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alien fair enough
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that really happened
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it's just drug crazed hippies are so they came
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weren't you a drug crazed hippie
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yeah but I didn't say aliens
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it's sort of few other thing
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but not aliens
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and then we're also gonna do a bit of camping camping
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I'm not gonna sing in a tent
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it's gonna be more glamorous camping
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that sounds wonderful I'm really convinced really
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my name is Jack Osbourne and this is my dad Ozzy
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heavy metal God are you ready
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Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough
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history nerd as the old saying goes
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like father like son
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so my dad and I are doing something
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we've always wanted to do
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we're hitting the road just the two of us
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and a bucket list of places
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and things we've only ever read about in books
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oh my god this is amazing
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all seen on TV and the web
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do you have your knife yes
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civil days we might need it
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there are no roadies no tour buses
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what the fuck is this no boundaries
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oh
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welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour
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let's rock and roll
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alright we are in New Mexico
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home to Breaking Bad
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alien crash sites and atomic weaponry
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I believe in UFOs
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my dad doesn't necessarily believe in UFOs
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I have been researching Roswell since I was a kid
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I know lots about it um
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so it's really cool that I finally get to go
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and my hopes
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dreams and aspirations are we do get abducted by aliens
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and um
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you know we unlock the secrets to the universe
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that's it so we're going to a museum that
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it's a basic museum of atomic history in America
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they've got B29 bombers there
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oh it's gonna be amazing
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they've got rockets they've got Fat Man and Little Boy
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that was the name of the two ones that dropped on Japan
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yeah so we're here and then old Roswell
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it's a bit of a drive for us
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but I got this really souped up camper van
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it's like this four wheel drive like doomsday vehicle
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wow and it's got a toilet okay
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we're going to a campsite tonight
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why would it be cold at night
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yeah but this RV has like heating and a hot shower OK
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should we uh hit the road
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yeah
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here's our chariot
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this is this is a joke no
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it's the buggy wagon
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where do I sit in the back or the front
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no you sit in the front
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I've I can say I've travelled on Concorde everywhere
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now I know you're used to a G4 but it's all have to do
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what the is this dad it's about bonding bonding
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it's about you and I
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farting together in the same bubble
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this is like a joke I think I'm dreaming
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this is where you'll be sleeping
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so what do you think
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should we uh hit the road
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hit the road take your seat alright
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we'll survive though
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oh yeah sure
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you know that mid 70s
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me and the drummer Bill used to travel all over
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man in JMC mobile homes
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but they were better than that thing
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well what did your mobile home have
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besides mass amounts of alcohol
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women and drugs it was
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what was that hahaha
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so I thought we're gonna have a tour bus
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it's a tour camper van it's like a peasant truck
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peasant truck no
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no it's like the Breaking Bad meth camper van
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that was more up market than this thing
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but it's don't even feel car sick
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the good thing is there's a toilet
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you can puke in the back
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the reason why we had to get this camper van
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is that where the supposed UFO crashed
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is out in the middle of nowhere
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and you need a 4 by 4 to get there
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but what time do you think we'll get there
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well we're gonna go tomorrow
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we're gonna go to a campsite tonight
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you're gonna camp out tonight
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mm hmm in this
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yeah oh
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I'll cuddle you keep you warm
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you can fuck off ha ha ha
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it's like my career took a dive
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your career might be in like
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a bit of a low spell right now
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having to do this
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but our relationship is at an all time high
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but it could be worse it could be worse
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I could be stabbed
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I knew my dad wasn't the biggest fan of camping
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but he is a big World War 2 buff
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so before we hit the campsite
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we headed out to visit a nuclear museum
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and I was pretty sure my dad would love it
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so
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we're going to the National Museum of Nuclear Science
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did you know that New Mexico
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they call it like an atomic ecosystem
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because they mine the uranium here
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they build the weapons here and they
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and they test the weapons here
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what is uranium I mean
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it's an element
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an elephant no an element
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wow
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look at that bad boy wow
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it's a missile this is wild man
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wow look at this
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a big plane big old plane
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this is really really cool
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just a mind blowing the size of everything
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it's a nose cone hello
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that's unbelievable
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look how big this is what is it
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a submarine ha ha
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in the middle of New Mexico below
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there's about 24 missiles below it
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ha ha
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it's amazing
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that we all build things to destroy each other
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hey electric funeral
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Jim how are you Jack
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I'm good Jack
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good to see you good to see you too
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hi Jim
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Mr Osborne it's an honor
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I'm looking forward to looking around
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well this is a very interesting place
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we have the largest collection of nuclear weapons
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that people can see anywhere
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including the very first ones
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the ones that were created in the Manhattan Project
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The Manhattan Project was a super secret
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American Army project to develop the atomic bomb
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and it came about
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because the United States was attacked by the Japanese
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that's when the United States declared war
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and so
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that's when the Manhattan Project went into high gear
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why did they call it the Manhattan Project
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I think it was to confuse the enemy
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yeah OK
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so if they caught wind of it
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they would have thought it been in New York something
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yes so it cost like a billion dollars back then
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two and a half billion dollars in 1945
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wow if we keep on going and look over here
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so this is little boy
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it's the one that used the highly enriched uranium
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it was simply a gun barrel
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and it just banged two pieces together
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and the criticality came from slamming them together
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wow
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so
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Fat Man was the bomb that was created using plutonium
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and it was the one that was dropped on Nagasaki
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so
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this one was dropped on Hiroshima on the 6th of August
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and this one was dropped on Nagasaki
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on the 9th of August also
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I heard that dropping the bomb saved lives
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I don't understand that well
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it did because
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if the United States had
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had to invade the Japanese islands
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I see a million Americans might have died
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and 2 million Japanese might have died
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defending the island
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how many decibels loud is it when it goes off
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I imagine it was very loud
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it must be like a mega mega Black Sabbath concert
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yes in fact
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I saw your concert when I was 17 years old
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and so I was where Charleston
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West Virginia and I didn't tell my parents
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I went do you remember seeing Jim at your concert
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absolutely he was a third row
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was just sitting next to that one eyed trouser
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is that the rocket launcher 1
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this is called Davy Crockett
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this is a nuclear mortar that's right
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this thing could be launched by a bazooka
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and it wouldn't even go far enough away
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that it wouldn't kill the people who shot it off
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wow so it was kind of a last ditch defense
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that's the Davy Crockett that's it
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yeah that's the Alamo defense called
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yeah and the Alamo
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and so this is the smallest weapon we ever built
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wow you fire and you kill yourself at the same time
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right device
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sometimes
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you just gotta go out with two birds flying high
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and a big you haha
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there was one that was a backpack bomb
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the backpack bomb is really interesting
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because there was a special forces team
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that was trained to skydive into an area
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and it had a mechanical timer on it right
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yeah
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and you set the mechanical timer and they were given
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like you know
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a few hours to get out on foot before it blew up
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wow this is a Trident C3
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and so this was this is inside a submarine
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there's 24 of them inside each submarine wow
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and they each have what eight warheads
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eight warheads that's correct
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they're called MERS they're individual warheads wow
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we're gonna go back in the vault
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and I wanna show you something that we have back there
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that is very rare okay
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but it was something that you could have played with
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if you were a boy in the 50s OK
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it's a painless it's not that hahaha
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oh my inappropriate
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I wanna show you something that we have
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that is very rare
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so we were at the National Museum of Nuclear Science
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a quick side trip
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on our way to the Roswell UFO crash site okay
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if you guys would stand right here okay
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Michael Jackson here we go
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Hee Hee and
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the museum's director had something special to show us
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check this out
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this was the most dangerous toy you could buy in 1950
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the Gilbert U TWO THIRTY EIGHT Atomic Energy Lab
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and this thing had real atomic material in it
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radioactive material weapons grade or not
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no no
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but it was still radioactive
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so this had all of these experiments that you could do
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as a boy in 1950
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cloud chamber
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could help you see electrons and cosmic rays coming in
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there were a Geiger counter like counting machine here
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pretty cool toy for 1950s
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not very many of them were made
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in fact
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they never made any money on these at all really
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I am surprised
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the the good thing about it was
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you knew where the kids were all the time
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cause they glowed in the dark
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you just let him out in the woods
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and you just see these glowing beings
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where's Billy oh
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is that there he is
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cool alright Jim
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alright thank you Jack
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it's a pleasure appreciate it
278
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god bless you thank you Ozzy
279
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I've always been a big fan since way
280
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way back thank you very much
281
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thank you sir
282
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leaving the nuclear museum glowing behind us
283
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we headed on woods
284
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to partake in one of my favorite pastime activities
285
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camping and
286
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half of the fun of camping
287
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,259
is buying completely useless gear
288
00:11:19,259 --> 00:11:21,000
you'll only ever use once
289
00:11:21,179 --> 00:11:22,659
you know I have some sleeping bags
290
00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:23,899
I have a couple tents
291
00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:25,779
but we still need to stock up on some stuff
292
00:11:25,779 --> 00:11:27,620
I wanna get a knife okay
293
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,279
I've always had a thing about knives
294
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stab stab
295
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,259
ha ha
296
00:11:34,899 --> 00:11:36,259
they'll have plenty of stuff here
297
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:38,039
they have electric socks
298
00:11:38,059 --> 00:11:40,080
what the fuck do you want electric socks
299
00:11:40,139 --> 00:11:42,059
it keeps your feet warm they're like little feet
300
00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:42,500
no you know
301
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,419
blow myself up
302
00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:46,899
why at your age have you suddenly gone mad on camping
303
00:11:46,899 --> 00:11:48,299
I've always loved camping
304
00:11:48,299 --> 00:11:49,419
I mean when I was 19
305
00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,539
I spent like six months living in a tent
306
00:11:51,539 --> 00:11:53,419
every time that we'd go climbing in Yosemite
307
00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:55,580
we'd spend like weeks than a tent
308
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,340
when you went up Al Cap where did
309
00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,860
where did you sleep then on either natural rock ledges
310
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:02,620
or on porter ledges that you unfold
311
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,299
they're like hammocks
312
00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:05,259
what do you do when you wanna go for a piss
313
00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:08,159
just piss off the ledge you can fuck up
314
00:12:12,659 --> 00:12:15,980
this is cool this is unbelievable
315
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,960
awesome getting the guns are over here
316
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this is so big I know it is
317
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,220
well I'm set
318
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,360
let's go so I got what I needed
319
00:12:25,899 --> 00:12:26,919
what are they
320
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,419
slippers
321
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,299
you need to launch if you want
322
00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:33,440
yeah I'll get that much camouflage
323
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:36,379
I'll blend in great where did you get a knife from
324
00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:37,620
uh right over here
325
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,759
but it will come with a leather sheath as well
326
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:41,220
alright I'll take it cool
327
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,700
you like that one yep yeah
328
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,940
you got um
329
00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:45,460
thermals like long underwear
330
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,919
I don't need them are you sure
331
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:50,379
you're always cold the fuck is that
332
00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:52,059
you will not be cold in there
333
00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,679
how'd you get that in for a piss
334
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,039
I thought we'd get a little stove
335
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,820
which is good a nice charcoal grill
336
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,980
so you can have a fire without having a fire
337
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,100
that's it I think
338
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,340
yeah that's all we really needed
339
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,840
cause we got everything else in the van
340
00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:12,779
I got the knife on oh yeah
341
00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:14,759
you got it on your hip yeah
342
00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:17,039
excited about camping no
343
00:13:17,419 --> 00:13:20,440
I love a good campfire it's not a campfire
344
00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,100
there is flames air
345
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,240
go fire
346
00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:25,340
the whole thing about camping is building a fire
347
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:27,059
and you can't do that anymore
348
00:13:27,059 --> 00:13:29,740
well because it's just been so dry in the southwest
349
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,460
we can only cook with charcoal or gas
350
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,820
the concern is that like
351
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,259
if a hot Ember flies off and lands in a tree
352
00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:37,779
it's like everything goes up
353
00:13:37,779 --> 00:13:41,679
so too cold for a hot Ember to fly anyway
354
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,320
a spark can come off of a falling fire
355
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,820
and sparks in a bit of a tumbleweed are going yeah
356
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:50,399
they have the Great Fire of Albuquerque
357
00:13:52,059 --> 00:13:54,179
we're in jail I'm getting raped
358
00:13:54,179 --> 00:13:56,320
I'm in the corner sucking my thumb crying
359
00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,720
the future is ours son
360
00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:06,399
look out for site 36 oh
361
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,980
36 where
362
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,159
right here see you
363
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:11,480
ooh what is this place
364
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:14,159
this is a place where dreams come to live
365
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,580
alright where do we actually park
366
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,419
we park this is it
367
00:14:18,419 --> 00:14:20,379
this is where we drop anchor here
368
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:21,259
yeah oh
369
00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:23,700
I don't look very adventurous
370
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,620
to me it's all in the spirit
371
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,960
you keep saying that what does that mean
372
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,580
I love the spirit of camping
373
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,019
the outdoors the quiet spirit of camping me
374
00:14:32,019 --> 00:14:33,340
I'm gonna bottle of vodka
375
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,799
that's the spirit of camping
376
00:14:35,419 --> 00:14:36,220
ha ha
377
00:14:50,659 --> 00:14:51,960
whip it good
378
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:53,899
oh nice hat
379
00:14:53,899 --> 00:14:56,320
you can't I rock ha ha
380
00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:03,039
what the hell is that this is a bunch of camping gear
381
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:04,899
we are gonna pitch a tent
382
00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:06,159
where you get a tent from
383
00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:08,320
I brought all this from home
384
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,120
so you and me gonna pitch this
385
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,860
why do I wanna pitch a tent for
386
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,000
I'm sleeping in there
387
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,580
you're sleeping in there but I'm sleeping in here
388
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:20,759
and we're a team grab that corner
389
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:26,480
alright so why am I doing this
390
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,659
here's what I need you to do if you can
391
00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:30,120
I need you to get under here
392
00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:35,299
so get in there sit you gotta get in and sit down what
393
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:38,019
get in and sit down and then but in the back corner
394
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:40,259
like look at the fucking back corner
395
00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:41,580
feed it to the opposite corner
396
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:42,899
so which one this corner that one yeah
397
00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:44,600
so I'm gonna stick it in this corner
398
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,779
and then I need you you get in John
399
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:49,299
what the fuck you talking about
400
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:52,039
I must be insane I'm Aussie
401
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:53,980
I'm going out in the field with my nutty sons
402
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:55,539
on a picture 10
403
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:56,340
just let it go dad
404
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:58,200
let it go cause you're you're messing
405
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:07,139
okay we are nearly in business don't worry about it dad
406
00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:10,600
just go stand over there ah home sweet home
407
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,860
do you wanna get the charcoal out and maybe light the
408
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:19,940
um barbecue
409
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,559
no okay
410
00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:23,960
do you wanna at least go get the food where from
411
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:26,360
the fridge
412
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:31,279
Jack yeah
413
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,440
what do you want me to bring the sausages
414
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,840
yeah just bring everything out for dinner oh no
415
00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:42,000
what what are you gonna cook it in
416
00:16:42,059 --> 00:16:45,000
uh the grill okay
417
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:50,240
let's get coals going'cause this takes a while Alrighty
418
00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,000
see if I can
419
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,120
wow Jeremy
420
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:01,320
we have fire
421
00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:03,759
this is the best part of the trip you like that
422
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:04,500
alright
423
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:08,400
so do you tend to that you're kind of block the wind
424
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:09,920
I was seeing my clothes
425
00:17:11,059 --> 00:17:12,319
alright I'll block the wind
426
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:17,299
you can't even block the wind without complaining Jack
427
00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:19,000
it ain't my scene dude
428
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,779
camping there you go
429
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,140
get in front of the fire well
430
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,339
I'm fucking November out here
431
00:17:25,339 --> 00:17:27,299
I must be nuts I knew it was gonna be cold
432
00:17:27,299 --> 00:17:28,579
I just didn't know it was gonna be this windy
433
00:17:28,579 --> 00:17:30,579
but I'm hoping that the wind will die down
434
00:17:30,579 --> 00:17:31,619
when the sun fully sets no
435
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:34,019
it won't we're gonna freeze our asses off
436
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,700
I'm gonna get sick your mum's gonna go mad well
437
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,880
nothing new there oh yeah
438
00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:46,519
as the sun set it got colder and colder
439
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,680
whose idea was this to go camping
440
00:17:48,779 --> 00:17:52,960
I'm gonna cook and I'll be right back you sit tight
441
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:58,240
Rockstar One day waiting on hands and feet
442
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:03,200
luxury hotels private airplanes to end up like this
443
00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:05,819
my dad's getting soft in his old age
444
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:09,299
you know what happened here I am
445
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:12,400
rolled up sleeves out here braving the weather
446
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,839
cooking our dinner
447
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,539
just can't hang anymore he loves it though Jack
448
00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:20,680
this is pitiful this is absolutely pitiful
449
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,319
it's tough life
450
00:18:24,259 --> 00:18:26,240
me and I won't camp if the weather's OK
451
00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:28,680
oh boy
452
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,240
here we go
453
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,920
love this before I get a chill on
454
00:18:34,019 --> 00:18:38,079
you got layers on you got thermals you're eating
455
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,319
I have survived in snow caves
456
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,480
I have survived in jungles
457
00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:44,980
nothing but my childlike sense of wonder
458
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,359
and a bit of true grit okay
459
00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:50,640
you're nuts ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
460
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,859
you definitely are an asshole
461
00:18:52,859 --> 00:18:54,599
without any shadow of a doubt
462
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:57,400
I cooked you the perfect steak
463
00:18:57,579 --> 00:18:59,000
you'll be warming up her elbow
464
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,960
will I well yeah absolutely
465
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,559
yeah I'll be fine
466
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,700
that steak was alright yeah
467
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,119
how about going to sleep then
468
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,799
early night early night
469
00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:09,779
dawn sunrise
470
00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,240
go for a jog absolutely
471
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,599
my son I love you
472
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:28,180
yeah I mean
473
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,380
I've camped in like the snow
474
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,720
I've camped in snow caves and
475
00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:35,400
you know but what's happening now
476
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:38,200
you're going to sleep hello
477
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:38,819
so yeah
478
00:19:38,819 --> 00:19:39,299
I mean can't
479
00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:41,420
like this does not bother me at all
480
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,380
like I'm not fazed by this
481
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,619
I will sleep just as well out here
482
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,400
if not better than I would at a hotel
483
00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:51,839
I'm not bothered
484
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,099
it was morning
485
00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:11,700
and somehow I survived the night of sub zero weather
486
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,339
while my dad enjoyed the comfort of the camper van
487
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,680
he's so loathed
488
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:19,839
it's lovely morning today
489
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,880
there you are Nell
490
00:20:23,619 --> 00:20:25,319
morning how are you
491
00:20:25,339 --> 00:20:26,259
I'm good how you doing
492
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,660
I was making some tea do you want some tea
493
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,819
I would love some tea
494
00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:31,480
I was freezing my ass off last night
495
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:36,299
imagine that I mean
496
00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:37,880
did you feel the wind in here at all
497
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,299
no I was step like a lock
498
00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:40,539
I mean
499
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,900
it literally felt like a rhino was coming up to my tent
500
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,119
and just shaking it
501
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,339
you're surprised the size of an envelope
502
00:20:47,339 --> 00:20:49,519
the tent it's good for the soul
503
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,140
makes you appreciate what you have at home
504
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,140
oh yeah
505
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,299
do you know I had this weird dream last night
506
00:20:55,299 --> 00:20:55,460
you know
507
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,259
I dreamt that someone was trying to get in my room
508
00:20:58,259 --> 00:20:59,319
he was rocking it
509
00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:02,140
that wasn't a dream at like 4:30 in the morning
510
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,500
I was trying to get in here but you locked the door
511
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,900
oh really
512
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,359
yes sorry
513
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,160
at one point when I woke up
514
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:14,960
I had snot frozen like frozen all onto my mustache
515
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,279
cause it was like that cold in my tent
516
00:21:18,099 --> 00:21:19,059
you know and I was like
517
00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:20,819
see and that's when I came to be like this
518
00:21:20,819 --> 00:21:21,859
I'm getting in that camper
519
00:21:21,859 --> 00:21:22,539
and I came to like
520
00:21:22,539 --> 00:21:24,059
try and open the door and you've locked it
521
00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:25,880
I didn't wanna bang cause I didn't wanna wake you
522
00:21:26,579 --> 00:21:30,000
this was a sleep why would you lock the camper
523
00:21:30,099 --> 00:21:31,500
when we're in the middle of nowhere
524
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,279
there's lots of wild animals running around in place
525
00:21:34,299 --> 00:21:36,380
if I hear you screaming hey
526
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,519
it's a spirit of camping ha ha ha ha
527
00:21:39,859 --> 00:21:42,039
you ready to go I'm ready to go okay
528
00:21:43,339 --> 00:21:45,400
are we going anywhere oh
529
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,200
this is a bit ridiculous reason I asked for that
530
00:21:49,299 --> 00:21:50,900
I will concur with that statement
531
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,559
but that hat looks good on you
532
00:21:53,259 --> 00:21:56,640
I I didn't wear it for a fashion statement
533
00:21:57,180 --> 00:22:00,200
I wanted to keep my brain warm
534
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,619
haha
535
00:22:02,019 --> 00:22:03,420
although a little tired
536
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,740
we went back on the road to Roswell
537
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:08,299
where I had hoped to prove to my dad that aliens
538
00:22:08,299 --> 00:22:09,319
did exist
539
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:15,799
oh traffic no no no no traffic please god no
540
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:19,000
why is there traffic we're in the middle of nowhere
541
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,920
why is this happening to us
542
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,299
why is this happening to me
543
00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:25,660
this isn't fair for an old boy like me
544
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:30,640
two things I hate vacuum cleaners and traffic jam what
545
00:22:30,819 --> 00:22:34,039
what is it about vacuums that you hate the noise
546
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:39,400
you can't think straight when you're around the thing
547
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:42,359
and then leaf blowers are even worse
548
00:22:42,619 --> 00:22:44,140
I'm gonna get you a leaf blower for Christmas
549
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:47,160
you can fuck off you'll be wearing it up your ass
550
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:52,039
I'm on a roll again
551
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,339
with the traffic jam in our rear view mirror
552
00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:57,420
our next stop was Petroglyph National Monument
553
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,460
what's a petroglyph
554
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,339
a petroglyph is kind of like carvings like in stone
555
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:04,240
so I thought we'd go see what it's all about yeah OK
556
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:05,019
you know
557
00:23:05,019 --> 00:23:07,940
the reason I'm kind of into the petroglyphs is
558
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:08,940
they have like humans
559
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,819
and then they have beings with like big heads
560
00:23:10,819 --> 00:23:12,119
and big eyes and
561
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,660
and some of them they have like things
562
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:14,460
but don't forget
563
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:16,980
they used to do a lot of I 0 to these guys
564
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:17,779
they did
565
00:23:17,859 --> 00:23:20,339
but they also draw these spaceship looking things
566
00:23:20,339 --> 00:23:20,819
listen
567
00:23:20,819 --> 00:23:23,900
if you believe in UFO's why did you rent this thing
568
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,200
what do you mean this is not high tech
569
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,539
did you rent this on purpose to piss me off
570
00:23:28,539 --> 00:23:29,460
no well
571
00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:30,759
if you did it worked
572
00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:32,740
the only good thing is that it's got a
573
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,960
it's got a a can in the back
574
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:38,220
it's a great thing Petroglyph National Monument
575
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:39,200
next exit
576
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,440
it's a playground ha ha ha ha ha ha
577
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,960
well just behind the playground is his petroglyph
578
00:23:47,099 --> 00:23:50,539
now it says to walk through the playground
579
00:23:50,539 --> 00:23:51,859
but I think this is kind of weird
580
00:23:51,859 --> 00:23:53,099
that to enter a national park
581
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,920
we have to walk through a children's playground
582
00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:57,279
no children they heard you were coming
583
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:04,839
you know where you going I'm just following the path
584
00:24:08,259 --> 00:24:10,140
hey so there must be snakes around here yeah
585
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:10,619
oh yeah
586
00:24:10,619 --> 00:24:11,859
they just it's too cold for them
587
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:13,559
well they would be in the sun right now
588
00:24:13,779 --> 00:24:14,460
there's a snake right there
589
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:15,440
fuck off
590
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:19,240
I'm 67 years of age you're like gazelle
591
00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:21,319
nimble fast
592
00:24:22,779 --> 00:24:23,680
oh look
593
00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:35,460
look at the eye where's the eye
594
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,180
what eye looks like an eye
595
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,960
what eye look on the rock
596
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:41,500
although it kinda does look like a UFO yeah
597
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,559
oh look
598
00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,420
look at this one right here
599
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,279
see this rock right here oh yeah
600
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,319
look at like the horns and the face
601
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,180
it's a cow so
602
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,220
it was a place where a lot of different
603
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,920
Native Americans would congregate
604
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:55,400
and have sex
605
00:24:56,099 --> 00:24:58,460
I'm sure maybe sex has happened here
606
00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:00,960
I thought it was like one rock with a lot of them on
607
00:25:01,259 --> 00:25:02,500
look what's this
608
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,599
this is like a weird humanoid thing
609
00:25:05,019 --> 00:25:06,740
that looks like a weird little alien
610
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:07,220
like it's no
611
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,279
it looks like a skull
612
00:25:08,819 --> 00:25:10,059
doesn't that look like a skull
613
00:25:10,059 --> 00:25:11,599
no it's like a penis
614
00:25:11,859 --> 00:25:13,960
that too look at that
615
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,180
wow
616
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,839
that's alien it looks like a robot
617
00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:20,759
go with the square head and big ears
618
00:25:21,099 --> 00:25:23,019
wow that's kind of creepy
619
00:25:23,019 --> 00:25:24,960
the definite ominous looking face
620
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,880
give it I don't believe that's 700 years old
621
00:25:28,299 --> 00:25:30,380
probably about 50 no
622
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,819
there's no way they've got
623
00:25:31,819 --> 00:25:33,880
they've got pictures of this like 50 years ago
624
00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:35,680
alright 51
625
00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:43,299
so uh
626
00:25:43,299 --> 00:25:44,539
we're headed down to Roswell
627
00:25:44,539 --> 00:25:47,099
excited to get there at this stage of the game
628
00:25:47,099 --> 00:25:50,039
I don't give a fuck where we go as long as it's Walmart
629
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:54,839
by the way I brought a drone with us
630
00:25:54,859 --> 00:25:56,059
in fact I brought two
631
00:25:56,059 --> 00:25:58,380
I thought it'd be good to get some practice in with it
632
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:01,000
why are we playing around with these drones anyway
633
00:26:01,079 --> 00:26:02,859
I thought it'd be a good tool to get like
634
00:26:02,859 --> 00:26:05,920
a really solid birds eye view of the crash site
635
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:07,500
cause we got the camera on it
636
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,900
I don't know it's been 60 years
637
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,180
but there might be some indentation
638
00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:13,099
yeah I'd imagine if something was like
639
00:26:13,099 --> 00:26:15,539
travelling the speed of light and then blow up
640
00:26:15,539 --> 00:26:18,500
okay they found what they think was a crashed UFO
641
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,660
mm hmm is that the only thing that's happened
642
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:21,180
well no
643
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,579
there's been other UFO sightings here since
644
00:26:23,579 --> 00:26:25,059
do you want me to break you down the theory
645
00:26:25,059 --> 00:26:26,960
yeah so the theory goes like this
646
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:30,640
America test a first nuclear weapon in 1945
647
00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:31,579
yeah in White Sands
648
00:26:31,579 --> 00:26:32,559
New Mexico
649
00:26:33,099 --> 00:26:35,519
all of its nuclear bombers are here
650
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:39,299
and weaponry is all in New Mexico at this time period
651
00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:41,480
cause there was no missiles in 1947
652
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:45,619
one night a mysterious thing crashes
653
00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:49,339
so the first statement released was it was a UFO
654
00:26:49,339 --> 00:26:51,940
the first statement they actually said yep
655
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,220
a UFO crashed and the Air Force admits to it
656
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:56,200
the sensible thing to do is say that
657
00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:58,579
so everybody goes there and what the weather
658
00:26:58,579 --> 00:27:00,420
the weather is on of the road
659
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:01,740
well then the next couple days
660
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,160
then they said it was a weather balloon
661
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,099
then like 20 years later
662
00:27:05,099 --> 00:27:07,019
they said it was a high altitude balloon
663
00:27:07,019 --> 00:27:07,700
that was used as like
664
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,900
a spy balloon then in the 90s
665
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,779
they released a statement saying actually
666
00:27:12,779 --> 00:27:13,799
all that was bull
667
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:18,380
it was high altitude skydivers but that's Bollocks
668
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:18,579
now
669
00:27:18,579 --> 00:27:22,380
the interesting thing about all four of those excuses
670
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:25,880
right the only one that has witnesses
671
00:27:26,059 --> 00:27:28,500
and by witnesses over 400 people
672
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,799
is the UFO one the UFO story
673
00:27:30,819 --> 00:27:33,140
no one else has ever come forward to be like yeah
674
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:34,079
it was a balloon
675
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:38,359
but someone would have got some concrete proof by now
676
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:42,160
now there's a guy who runs a mortuary down here right
677
00:27:42,259 --> 00:27:43,819
he got called from the government
678
00:27:43,819 --> 00:27:47,680
and he had to deliver them four child size coffins
679
00:27:49,099 --> 00:27:50,619
which is interesting why would why would you need
680
00:27:50,619 --> 00:27:52,680
why would the military need child coffins
681
00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:00,220
with my dad having completed his lesson in Roswell
682
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:03,099
UFO 1:01 the time had come for me to
683
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:08,140
study up on how the hell to fly a drone operation
684
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:11,660
drone flight the plan was to fly an expensive
685
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:14,700
camera equipped drone over the Roswell crash site
686
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:17,259
but I figured it would be smart to learn the basics
687
00:28:17,259 --> 00:28:19,380
on a more cost effective model
688
00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,079
what's historic about this drone
689
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:25,200
well no this is an implement to observe ah
690
00:28:26,099 --> 00:28:27,000
stand back
691
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:29,980
okay
692
00:28:40,779 --> 00:28:42,640
the controls are reversed
693
00:28:44,619 --> 00:28:45,420
ah
694
00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:51,440
no it's like a thing is up here
695
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:55,440
what's wrong with this thing sucks
696
00:29:02,339 --> 00:29:06,400
I'm gonna be fit running after this thing all day long
697
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:11,420
oh I I just just do it again let's see what no dad
698
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:14,299
your hair is gonna get caught in that no
699
00:29:14,299 --> 00:29:16,940
I want legs no dad
700
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:20,220
your hair like look how close your hair is to it OK
701
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,079
oh yeah good
702
00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:32,000
see you just ruined it I haven't done anything
703
00:29:33,579 --> 00:29:35,160
oh alright
704
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,039
wow
705
00:29:52,299 --> 00:29:53,240
go dancing
706
00:29:59,059 --> 00:29:59,859
it's
707
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,900
rock paper Scissors who's going to get it
708
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,680
you can fuck off
709
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:17,700
so I finally made it to Roswell New Mexico
710
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,740
I have been reading about this place
711
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:23,200
since I was 10 or 11 me and my dad
712
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:26,279
are gonna be going to the International UFO Museum
713
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,779
and we're gonna sit down and have a chat
714
00:30:27,779 --> 00:30:29,440
with a guy named Frank Kimball
715
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:33,299
who happens to be a geologist and UFO expert
716
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,339
the cool thing with him is that cause he's a geologist
717
00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:37,819
he's actually studying the physical crash site
718
00:30:37,819 --> 00:30:39,859
like that that's his area um
719
00:30:39,859 --> 00:30:41,380
and I wanna go to the crash site
720
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:44,160
I do so good times
721
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,440
let's go Roswell let's go
722
00:30:48,579 --> 00:30:49,859
Howdy I
723
00:30:49,859 --> 00:30:51,019
I sleep good I did
724
00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:54,099
did you I went unconscious for about six hours
725
00:30:54,099 --> 00:30:54,819
me too
726
00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:56,180
do you have your knife yes
727
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:57,980
it's the old days we might need it
728
00:30:57,980 --> 00:30:59,599
for what close encounters
729
00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:02,559
are you stone you are
730
00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:04,559
oh sorry
731
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:06,720
you know what what
732
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,980
I'm going to quite like this truck
733
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,180
ha ha ha ha ha
734
00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:10,980
ha ha ha
735
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:16,039
this is my first time ever in Roswell
736
00:31:19,339 --> 00:31:22,240
alien alien he's been taken up
737
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:26,420
this is crazy look at all the alien stuff here
738
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:29,039
alien spacecraft flying saucers
739
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:34,759
like Area 51 could there be more aliens here
740
00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:37,039
look they're great
741
00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:39,619
I'm not saying it's aliens
742
00:31:39,619 --> 00:31:42,220
but it's literally the alien zone
743
00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:44,480
like we're in the zone baby
744
00:31:44,579 --> 00:31:48,059
it's really weird to to be in Roswell
745
00:31:48,059 --> 00:31:48,740
you know yeah
746
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,579
I mean I've literally read about this place for ages
747
00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:54,880
I know I have mixed feelings
748
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:58,099
nobody is absolutely categorically convinced
749
00:31:58,099 --> 00:32:01,460
you convinced me if they were more intelligent than us
750
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:03,180
what would they want to come here for
751
00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:05,940
I firmly believe that we only exist
752
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:09,839
because some extraterrestrial being
753
00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,900
came here and decided to experiment
754
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,099
experiment exactly
755
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,839
I mean I think it's BS
756
00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:22,579
The UFO Museum was created as a direct
757
00:32:22,579 --> 00:32:24,539
result of the alleged UFO crash
758
00:32:24,539 --> 00:32:26,400
near Roswell this is cool
759
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:29,019
it's visited by thousands of people each year
760
00:32:29,019 --> 00:32:30,500
who share the same curiosity
761
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,680
about the existence of extraterrestrials
762
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,140
it's weird I knew my dad was a skeptic
763
00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:37,819
so I hoped that Frank Kimball
764
00:32:37,819 --> 00:32:39,940
our UFO expert can give us a tour
765
00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:42,400
and hopefully open my dad's mind a bit
766
00:32:43,579 --> 00:32:47,119
it's off to my kind of people like to smoke
767
00:32:47,819 --> 00:32:48,299
oh look
768
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,640
this is all this is the White Sands testing range
769
00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:52,319
so this is where they test all the missiles
770
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:53,539
how's it going you must be Frank
771
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,460
I'm Frank nice to meet you Frank
772
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:57,059
nice to meet you too so Frank
773
00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:58,420
you've been researching this for a long time
774
00:32:58,420 --> 00:32:59,140
I take it right
775
00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:01,099
I've always been interested a little bit in UFOs
776
00:33:01,099 --> 00:33:02,660
so I started reading all the books
777
00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:04,680
and all the documentaries and everything
778
00:33:05,079 --> 00:33:07,779
and then what I did was I went out there
779
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:10,500
and started using some of my science knowledge
780
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,980
as a geology instructor I went out to the
781
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:14,839
to the crash site and um
782
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:17,059
the artifacts that I found are kind of unique
783
00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:19,480
they're pieces of metal and uh
784
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:24,099
they basically look very similar to aluminum trash
785
00:33:24,099 --> 00:33:25,880
is what it looks like however
786
00:33:26,019 --> 00:33:27,460
the crash site is is
787
00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:29,500
is clean nobody camps out there
788
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,619
there's no uh
789
00:33:30,619 --> 00:33:32,099
there's nothing out there except cows
790
00:33:32,099 --> 00:33:34,299
it's remote and then
791
00:33:34,299 --> 00:33:36,819
some of the mysterious things that have happened around
792
00:33:36,819 --> 00:33:39,059
the objects that I have found
793
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,740
uh they have disappeared in the mail
794
00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:43,099
I had one basically I sent it to university
795
00:33:43,099 --> 00:33:45,720
and it disappeared out of the package
796
00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:48,819
my computer's been hacked a couple of times
797
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:51,799
and I've actually had laser beams come into my house
798
00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:53,579
it scared my family to death
799
00:33:53,579 --> 00:33:54,880
they said dad what are you doing
800
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,859
it was Halloween that's why we planned a prank
801
00:33:56,859 --> 00:33:58,740
I I know it wasn't Halloween
802
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,140
I think they were trying to listen in
803
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,059
by reflecting laser light off the windows
804
00:34:02,059 --> 00:34:04,180
is it the DIA is it the NSA
805
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,880
is it like what agency would that fall under
806
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,880
I have no idea
807
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,858
I mean they sell them now at shops
808
00:34:11,858 --> 00:34:13,699
and laser and things disappearing
809
00:34:13,699 --> 00:34:15,679
it's called lost in the mail
810
00:34:15,978 --> 00:34:18,418
I mean it's true I'm not saying it's alien
811
00:34:18,418 --> 00:34:20,619
but it's alien there you go see
812
00:34:20,619 --> 00:34:21,699
you're starting to believe already
813
00:34:21,699 --> 00:34:23,418
we're gonna get you into cosplay pretty soon
814
00:34:23,418 --> 00:34:25,918
just wait what don't worry about it
815
00:34:30,659 --> 00:34:31,659
the museum at one time
816
00:34:31,659 --> 00:34:35,418
had offered $1 million for any pieces of the Roswell
817
00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:37,338
spacecraft no one's gonna ever claim it
818
00:34:37,338 --> 00:34:39,958
cause that ain't such a thing as UFO's
819
00:34:40,418 --> 00:34:42,039
I think they're wrong oh
820
00:34:43,259 --> 00:34:44,059
okay Jeff
821
00:34:44,059 --> 00:34:45,699
so what do you think about the story
822
00:34:45,699 --> 00:34:48,059
something definitely crashed of unknown origin
823
00:34:48,059 --> 00:34:50,179
I think we're on the same wavelength on that one
824
00:34:50,179 --> 00:34:51,579
because that was the belief that I had
825
00:34:51,579 --> 00:34:53,619
what about your dad what does he what do you think
826
00:34:53,619 --> 00:34:56,059
it's weird it's too strange oh
827
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:57,300
we gotta take you out there
828
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,980
I'm in we might be able to convince you right
829
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:01,139
we might make a believer out of him
830
00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:03,320
we might make a believer out of you
831
00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:12,019
so let me ask you a question
832
00:35:12,019 --> 00:35:13,420
do you believe in that stuff
833
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:15,679
I think it most definitely
834
00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:17,420
I mean okay
835
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,760
I can't say most definitely
836
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,380
I guess something happened very peculiar
837
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:21,699
I guess
838
00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:24,659
I choose to believe in the narrative that it was
839
00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,559
something unexplainable happened
840
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:28,380
after over 20 years of dreaming
841
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,820
of seeing the alien crash site at Roswell
842
00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:33,300
I was finally gonna step on hallowed ground
843
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,420
Frank who we met at the UFO Museum
844
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:38,960
was taking us along with UFO expert Don Schmidt
845
00:35:39,099 --> 00:35:41,059
now the good thing about this guy don
846
00:35:41,059 --> 00:35:43,340
is that he's done so much research
847
00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:45,420
and he's interviewed so many people
848
00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:48,539
I mean he wrote like the book the Bible yeah
849
00:35:48,539 --> 00:35:49,420
the book that he wrote
850
00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:52,960
it's like the one everyone refers to yeah OK
851
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,199
don what's going on gentlemen
852
00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:58,480
follow us alright
853
00:35:58,699 --> 00:35:59,780
it was a little weird though
854
00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:02,719
when we pulled up to Don Schmidt and Frank
855
00:36:02,739 --> 00:36:06,760
and they just kind of like eyes forward follow us
856
00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:15,119
so we're gonna go another 12 miles now yeah
857
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:19,840
I'm gonna take desert and leave you forever
858
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:23,659
where the fuck are we going
859
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,840
how did these guys find this place
860
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:29,380
well I would like to officially say
861
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:30,659
whether you'll admit it or not
862
00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:32,500
the only reason we're actually out here
863
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,239
is basically because of you
864
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:36,099
what the fuck you talking about
865
00:36:36,099 --> 00:36:38,300
well you're the one that bought me all the UFO books
866
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:38,900
back in the day no
867
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:39,380
no no
868
00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:40,739
so technically it's your fault
869
00:36:40,739 --> 00:36:41,699
I'm not saying shut the fuck
870
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:45,420
you're insane with alien it's all bullocks of yours
871
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,659
mate yeah
872
00:36:46,659 --> 00:36:47,619
well I've got you the Bible
873
00:36:47,619 --> 00:36:49,320
but you're not an evangelist
874
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,940
ha ha ha ha I can tell you now without going
875
00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:55,760
it's gonna be a a grass field
876
00:36:56,099 --> 00:36:57,320
this is history
877
00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,360
this is stupid
878
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:04,159
greetings
879
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:09,840
like a greetings of aliens from outer space right
880
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:10,739
haha
881
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:13,099
this is what's called the debris field OK
882
00:37:13,099 --> 00:37:14,940
so this is this is the spot
883
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:17,619
wow and like currently standing in it or is it
884
00:37:17,619 --> 00:37:18,659
we're right in the heart
885
00:37:18,659 --> 00:37:21,139
as far as the upper Pinnacle would have been
886
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:22,559
just up through here
887
00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:25,719
I told you it would be nothing but a flat field
888
00:37:25,739 --> 00:37:27,260
but as far as you can see
889
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:28,840
it could have been anywhere
890
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:29,500
how I mean
891
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,940
how often do you think people are coming out here
892
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:33,820
and rooting around we've never revealed the uh
893
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,380
the coordinates only us
894
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,880
yeah and as you observed
895
00:37:37,019 --> 00:37:38,500
who's gonna find their way out here
896
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:39,019
yeah I mean
897
00:37:39,019 --> 00:37:41,860
you had literally have to know like pinpoint right
898
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,579
we met those guys for the first time
899
00:37:43,579 --> 00:37:46,880
how did we not know they were a pair of serial killers
900
00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:48,719
took us to this remote place
901
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,500
killed us and buried us nobody would ever found us
902
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,880
look they've never found the alien spice crop
903
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,519
former President Bill Clinton
904
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,900
he still is lamenting the fact
905
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:02,639
that he spent 8 years in the Oval Office
906
00:38:03,099 --> 00:38:06,239
and he couldn't get the truth about what happened here
907
00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:06,739
wow I mean
908
00:38:06,739 --> 00:38:09,139
he talked specifically about Roswell
909
00:38:09,139 --> 00:38:12,800
kind of makes you wonder who who's in command yeah
910
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:16,380
this area here is where the witnesses described
911
00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:17,139
the gouge
912
00:38:17,139 --> 00:38:19,920
something artificial skipped across the ground
913
00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:21,599
and so I'm guessing
914
00:38:21,659 --> 00:38:23,820
however many miles in that direction is where the
915
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:24,940
the ship ended up well
916
00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,500
3/4 of a mile uh huh
917
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:31,139
and that stuff was thin and lightweight and you know
918
00:38:31,139 --> 00:38:32,900
there's the reports of it blowing
919
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,380
getting stuck in the weeds
920
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,260
and up against the fence line all
921
00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:38,099
and it's three quarters of a mile to the fence line
922
00:38:38,099 --> 00:38:39,699
so that stuff was like blowing in the wind
923
00:38:39,699 --> 00:38:42,139
scattered a several hundred yards wide
924
00:38:42,139 --> 00:38:43,739
and three quarters of a mile long
925
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,380
all this work that I've done out here
926
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:46,380
I've I've got
927
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:48,099
I've got some pieces I'd like to show you
928
00:38:48,099 --> 00:38:49,539
they're they're sitting back in the truck
929
00:38:49,539 --> 00:38:51,940
I'd love to check it out the um
930
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:54,320
here's one of the military buttons wow
931
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:57,179
and this is just a tiny piece
932
00:38:57,179 --> 00:39:01,219
but it's a phenolic epoxy resin that shouldn't be here
933
00:39:01,219 --> 00:39:02,860
they didn't have it in 47
934
00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:04,400
how'd you know it was not recent
935
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:07,699
this I don't
936
00:39:07,699 --> 00:39:09,500
it hasn't been tested that's a good question
937
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,179
the only thing I know is that
938
00:39:11,179 --> 00:39:14,300
it happened later than 1947
939
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:15,719
but it didn't prove anything
940
00:39:15,739 --> 00:39:17,739
but it doesn't not not prove anything
941
00:39:17,739 --> 00:39:20,340
if you wanna believe you believe that pigs can fly
942
00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:22,800
you know if you put a pig in an airplane they can fly
943
00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,460
and this is the cool stuff right here
944
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:29,019
I'm gonna take this out this has been tested
945
00:39:29,019 --> 00:39:32,260
and this is the stuff that has almost 3%
946
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:35,320
molybdenum in it which is absolutely impossible
947
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,380
the isotope signature for that is earth
948
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,760
but the composition is unknown
949
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,239
it's a aluminum it could have been a piece of aluminum
950
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,179
with an old beer can you wanted to say aluminum
951
00:39:47,179 --> 00:39:49,639
didn't you because I'm English aluminum
952
00:39:49,659 --> 00:39:51,780
I'm becoming American I love it
953
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:55,679
I'm not an alien anymore you are a legal alien
954
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:58,460
oh here we are gentlemen
955
00:39:58,460 --> 00:39:59,139
thank you so much
956
00:39:59,139 --> 00:40:01,820
for the guided tour of the history of Roswell
957
00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:03,260
UFO crash exactly
958
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:05,179
does it have a trail map does it
959
00:40:05,179 --> 00:40:06,460
but no it does not
960
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:07,619
when I do a concert near here
961
00:40:07,619 --> 00:40:09,559
you was get on your spaceship and come and see me
962
00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:10,380
and uh guys
963
00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:12,460
do you mind if we stick around and play with the drone
964
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,300
for a bit oh no
965
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,420
as long as the wind doesn't take it away
966
00:40:15,420 --> 00:40:16,139
alright have fun
967
00:40:16,139 --> 00:40:17,880
oh as long as we don't crash it either yeah
968
00:40:20,659 --> 00:40:22,320
let's try this bad boy out
969
00:40:22,579 --> 00:40:24,679
I wanna see if we can spot anything from the sky
970
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,480
hope it doesn't crash stand back
971
00:40:27,739 --> 00:40:28,739
cause if it turns on
972
00:40:28,739 --> 00:40:30,599
this thing will take your finger off
973
00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:32,920
I could do it it's just manicure anyway
974
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,280
alright here we go
975
00:40:34,739 --> 00:40:37,440
stand back stand back we're recording
976
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,360
it's a little wobbly
977
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:52,179
it sounds like a vacuum cleaner and I hate them
978
00:40:52,179 --> 00:40:54,019
I'm really not good at flying this drone
979
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:54,380
look at it
980
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:57,300
it's all like he's having a nervous breakdown
981
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:59,559
coming down oh um
982
00:41:00,179 --> 00:41:00,980
well sir
983
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,719
U f o U f o
984
00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:06,960
pay me up study
985
00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:10,539
should we see how high we can get it 75
986
00:41:10,539 --> 00:41:11,500
80 wow
987
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:15,440
100 meters maximum flight altitude reached
988
00:41:15,699 --> 00:41:18,179
can you imagine this whole area
989
00:41:18,179 --> 00:41:20,920
littered with debris from some alien spaceship
990
00:41:21,099 --> 00:41:23,659
one from 10 10 being 100% believer
991
00:41:23,659 --> 00:41:25,179
one being like no
992
00:41:25,179 --> 00:41:28,659
it's just a piss take I'm thinking about a six
993
00:41:28,659 --> 00:41:30,360
I'm I'm at a nine
994
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:31,219
no I'm at a nine
995
00:41:31,219 --> 00:41:33,500
I'm not 100% cause you can never be 100%
996
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,780
but I'm pretty damn close
997
00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:37,139
I'm a believer I think the truth is out there
998
00:41:37,139 --> 00:41:38,900
I think you're out there
999
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:41,039
didn't you write a song called believer
1000
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,519
it wasn't about
1001
00:41:46,019 --> 00:41:48,280
it wasn't about believing in aliens
1002
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:51,280
I interpreted that as about believing in aliens
1003
00:41:54,219 --> 00:41:55,239
you're off our list
1004
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:56,679
oops
1005
00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,260
ha ha
1006
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,420
what the hell is that I mean
1007
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,280
I wasn't exactly going fast
1008
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,519
four wheel drive holy
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