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(TRAFFIC BLARING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(FISTS POUNDING ON DOOR)

MAN: Who the fuck is that
knocking like the police?

(FISTS POUNDING ON DOOR)

Now, one more motherfucking time

to knock like you
ain't got no sense.

Nigga!

(TRAFFIC RUMBLING)

Hurry, guys.
You are an hour late!

I know, I'm sorry.

It took a while to move Dad
into the Meadowland homes,

but he's in good hands now.

Well, from what
they're charging me,

they should've rolled out
the red carpet treatment.

Come on, Dad.

So as we discussed,

these are the corporate
restructuring papers

that your father
has had us create.

Now Helen, your role
will be perfunctory,

but still vital.

You will be the face
of the business.

You're your own boss, you
can set your own schedule,

you'll have an assistant,
your own office,

and well, a great paycheck.

It's important that Helen
still is involved in
the major decisions.

I mean, I will be
around to advise.

Yes, yes, yes, right, right.

No, right, right, Dale.

I have made this company.

I have stood by this company,

and I am not gonna
have you toss me out

like yesterday's trash
because of my disease.

I still make the decisions,

so let's not get too big
for our britches, Dale.

Yes sir, of course sir,
I apologize.

-I was just--
-Just what?

Now you listen, I have
made some hard decisions,

some might even say harsh,

to get this company
to where it is now.

But it was worth it.

I am proud of it.

Just look at our company.

Helen is my proxy, do you
understand that, Dale?

-Tammy.
-Of course.

DALE: Yes, yes,
of course, sir.

And that is reflected in
the restructuring papers, yes?

Yes, yes, of course.

That's what we've already
written in these pages.

That's very good, then.
Let's proceed.

What we were saying
is that we see this

as allowing the day
to day operations

to fall under the
company's umbrella,

not just directly from
your father's office.

Oh, then let's sign.

TAMMY: Helen, here's the pen.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)

(KIDS CHATTERING)

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

-What are you saying?
-What am I saying?

Maybe we stay, maybe not
this time, I don't know.

You wanna get the rose,
vintage Cab, Merlot.

Oh, and the reds also?

KATHY: Mm, just get two cases.

We'll get through it.

Daddy?

Dad.

Do you know if you still

get your discount here,
do you remember?

No, I do not believe
that is possible.

(CORK POPS)

Can I offer you ladies
some samples?

Oh, I thought
you would never ask.

This is our red blend.

It's dry, light,
some oak finish,

but not overwhelming, soft.

Mm. Sounds perfect.

More, please?

SOMMELIER: Yes, of course Mrs.?

Clarkson.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

And, may I have
one more for my husband?

Sure.

Thanks.

And you are?

Helen.

Nice to meet you, Helen.

You have very soft hands, Helen.

(CHUCKLES) Thank you.

Hopefully not with
an oak finish.

So?

So?

What do you do, Helen?

Oh, a little of this,
and a little of that.

What about you?

This is temporary.

I have my series seven test
in a few weeks,

and then it's boom,
off to the races.

I should probably sit.

Can't leave Mom and Dad
unattended to.

Hey, you think I could
take you out sometime?

Uh, sure, yeah.

Sounds nice.

That's my personal cell.

Tomorrow night it is.

Tomorrow?

Yeah, tomorrow night.

I'll drop the cases off myself,

and then me and you
can go do something.

Okay, sounds great.

Well, enjoy the wine.

I'll see you then.

Thank you.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENGINE IDLING)

Good evening, madam.

Thank you, kind sir.

(PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

So this truck get good mileage?

Yes, it does.

Sorry the Bentley's in the shop.

Oh, is that so?

(MICHAEL CHUCKLES)

Yeah, well, I know you're
used to the finer things.

That's not true,
I've struggled.

Really?

Please, do tell.

Well, for example,

I had a serious ramen
noodle phase in college.

Wait, before you finish,
I have to ask this question.

Who paid for college?

I did.

With my trust fund?

Aha!

Trust fund.

Shit, my funds have
trust issues, too.

Oh, you're funny.

(HELEN LAUGHS)

Yeah, well?

You wanna see what
real struggle is?

Sure, why not?

MICHAEL: And we are here.

HELEN: I don't
think I've ever been

to this part of the
vineyard before.

Of course not, this is
where all the employees go

to get away from
all of the customers.

Nah, it's just a place
with no pressure, you know?

Sometimes I wish
I had one of those.

What, a vineyard?

I mean, you could probably--

No, a place with no pressure,
no judgment.

Oh, well in that case,

let me make your experience
a little more quaint.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(HELEN GIGGLES)

Welcome to Chauncey a la Stable.

Tonight, we'll be serving
our prime Himalayan beef

on a brioche bun with a nice
feta cheese and arugula finish.

Oh.

Basically, it's
a cheeseburger.

(CHUCKLES)
That sounds great,
I'll take one.

Coming right up.

(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh.

So after grad school,
I came here

to start helping my
father with his business.

That's good.

What about you?

I'm not sure.

My father died a while ago.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah.

He died of an overdose.

I don't resent him for
being a bad father.

I use him as motivation

not to give up on life,
or a reason to quit.

Seems like it's working to me.

You think so?

Yeah, you seem like a good man

with a good head
on his shoulders.

Thank you.

And you have a little
sauce on your lip.

Do I?

Yeah.

I'll get it.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(PHONE BUZZES)

(HELEN SIGHS)

So Marty says,
"It ain't my problem.

"That's why I asked
for the receipt first."

Honey, tell me.

How is Michael doing?

Well, he picked up
an overnight shift,

which is why he couldn't
join us for dinner,

but he's doing fine,
just working a lot.

Well, I can't be mad
at a man who works hard,

just make sure you don't forget

the important things in life.

Family, love.

Yes, Daddy, he loves me
very much, and I love him.

Well, we only worry
because we rarely see him.

That's because he
works really hard, Mom.

He has two jobs.

He spends a majority of his
time supporting his family

after their father lost his job.

My God, that's terrible.

Look sweetheart,
I'm just saying,

losing yourself in your career,

it can bring out
the ugly in a person.

I mean, I should know.

I neglected the family.

It was a colleague,
Roy Thompson.

He was gunning for the
same position I wanted,

and despite the fact

that he had five kids,
I wanted the power.

I did what I had to do.

Harold, don't be so
harsh and paranoid.

Honey, if you are happy,
then we are happy.

Thanks, Mom.

Look, just be careful
of your moves.

You never know
who you're lying next to.

Okay Harold,
that's enough, cut it out.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(KEYS JINGLE)

Hey, how was your business trip?

(MICHAEL SIGHS)

Well, the first half
of the day was chaotic,

but I pulled through,

and the second half was
a nightmare from hell.

Why don't you just quit?

Quit?

I can't quit now, I've been
doing this for so long,

and pretty soon I'll be able to-

Maybe I can help you
relieve some stress.

(CHUCKLES) Honey, not now.

It's late, I'm tired, I got
a meeting in the morning.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay.

(TRAFFIC RUMBLING)

And then there's the
3:00 pm with Sachi,

and that should be it for today.

Okay, sounds like a light day.

Make sure everyone knows
I'm not gonna be in
the office tomorrow,

and can you rearrange
my calendar?

-No problem.
-Thanks, Stacey.

-And this one.
-Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

And this one.

And here.

Stacey, these
are already signed.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, look at you,
Miss Efficient.

You know me.

(CHAIR SCRAPES)

How was your business trip?

Ah, baby.

Between Steinwell and Zeigerman,
this job is killing me.

All they wanna do is
solidify and liquidate

the Helmburg hedge fund.

It must be
miserable to be stuck

between those two
money hungry pigs.

Yeah.

At this rate, I'll never
make it past associate.

These jobs are just killing me.

All I wanna do is
run with the bigwigs.

I know I have what it takes
to run a company.

I've been working my
ass off my whole life.

I think I've learned
a thing or two.

You are doing a great job.

All you need is just
one more big account,

and then everyone will
see you just like I do.

Like that big boss
that I know you are.

Yeah, you're right.

It helps coming home
to a hot wife.

(HELEN GIGGLES)

How was your day?

Well, I had to sign
some more paperwork

on my father's behalf, and then
I just tended to the garden.

I know it's been tough.

If you need my help,
just let me know.

Thank you, baby,
but I think I got it.

Daddy was tough,
but he did a good job.

He did an amazing job.

Do you like this house?

Of course I do,
why, what's wrong?

I'm more thinking
about the space.

I mean, we have so much space,
and with you gone all the time--

Hey, I'm only gone sometimes,
but I understand.

What do you wanna do?

Well, I was thinking we could
start working on a family.

Oh, you mean a baby?

You're kidding, right?

Honey, I just got
this assignment.

Once I complete this deal,
we'll be in a much better place

to consider starting a family.

I can make enough
for both of us.

Yeah, and then what?

I look like a lazy leech
to your mother?

No thank you.

We'll be okay.

Yeah, well I won't be okay.

All I'm asking you is
for you to be patient.

Just wait a little bit longer.

I'm not going anywhere, are you?

No, of course not.

That's good.

How about we get you a dog?

I was thinking maybe we
rent out the guest house.

The guest house?

Yeah, I mean,
then I wouldn't feel so alone.

We'd have some
life in this place,

and we could set
aside some income,

you know, for a nest egg.

And this will
make you feel happy,

and get you off my back
about the baby talk?

This would make me
the happiest in the world.

Okay, we'll rent it out.

Mm, my sexy landlord.

That's right, yes ma'am,
and rent is due.

I don't think I have it.

Isn't there anything we can do?

Mm, maybe.

Let's step into my
office, upstairs.

Well, what if I don't want to?

Well, then I'm just gonna
have to come evict you then.

Come here.

-No!
-Come here.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(VIDEO CALL RINGING)

Hi.

Sorry, what is your name?

Oh, hello, I'm Danger.

Pleasure to meet you.

So, what do you
do for work, Danger?

I work for myself.

I'm self-made, I grow weed.

You smoke?

No, no, I do not.

Oh, you need to try.

I got this new shit,
it's called... (COUGHS)

Cat Shit Drip?

Cat Shit Drip?

Yeah, Cash Shit Drip.

Drip, meaning you got people
dripping out the head.

Right.

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

So do you take Section 8?

Oh, I'm sorry, we don't.

What kind of shit is that?

Matthew, watch your mouth!

But for real,
what kind of shit is that?

That's discrimination,
and you're racist.

How am I racist?

We're both white.

You're a different
type of white.

Fuck you.

You take Section 9?

What fucking section
do you take?

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

(FIRE CRACKLING)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(DOOR CREAKS)

Hi, I'm so sorry.

The open house is
closed for the day.

Oh I'm so sorry,

there's a lot of traffic
coming up from the city.

I'm Derrick Johnson.

Hi.

So, you aren't
showing the house?

No, you know
what, that's fine.

Why don't you come on in?

Okay thank you,
I appreciate it.

We can step on
into the living room.

Okay, thank you.

(FIRE CRACKLING)

So, tell me a little
about yourself.

I'm in advisory marketing,
analytical specialist.

Worked in Detroit for a bit,
born and raised in Boise.

Now relocated here
to New York City.

Now I like New York City,
but not necessarily

the people, the cars, the noise.

I thought being up here
might feel more like home.

It's quiet, peaceful.

Beautiful.

Um, well, all of this
seems to be in order.

Uh, where is Mrs. Johnson?

Mrs?

No, no, no, I'm not married.

Work is my wife, I do it well.

Maybe one day, I might
find that special woman

and conquer our love.

But if I want something,
I go for it,

no matter what the risk.

Funny, that's just the way
my father used to think.

Your father's a smart man.

Thank you.

So, where's the mister
of the house?

Oh, he's at work.

He works a lot,
so I'm either here at home

or at my father's company
in the city.

Okay, what does
your father do?

My family owns a restaurant
management company.

Have you heard of Prestige Rest?

Prestige Rest?

Oh, you're kidding me.

My firm did the campaign for
their San Antonio division.

Papi's Steakhouse?

Your father was a very
successful man.

Yeah, that was him.

Well that was,
until he was diagnosed

with Alzheimer's disease.

Now, I just spend time
running his estate.

So you don't own the company?

Not yet, but soon.

That's not really
my focus right now.

I'm sorry to hear
about your father.

Thank you.

-Why don't I show you
the guest house?
-Yeah.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

HELEN: It's amazing,
how's Detroit?

I've actually never visited.

Oh, it's not bad.
It's picking back up.

It slowed down
for a little while,

but it's picking
back up right now.

That sounds really exciting.

Met some nice
people out there.

HELEN: Yeah, I bet.

Okay, so get some
lights in here, perhaps.

Okay, so this is the space.

-Very nice.
-Thanks.

A lot more than
Manhattan, right?

Right.

Kitchenette's over here.

Happy to put some
extra things in,

or you can bring your own,

just whatever you're
comfortable with.

(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

You'll use the bedroom
straight back.

-You can divide it up, whatever
you're comfortable with.
-Okay.

Let me show you the rest.

(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)

I'll take you around the grounds
if you're interested.

Everything looks great,
everything.

-Okay, here's the paperwork.
-Okay.

-It's a one year lease.
-Okay.

Do you have the deposit?

Do you accept cash?

That's my favorite
kind of paperwork.

Then I have the deposit.

Thank you.

Can I offer you
something to drink?

I'll have what you're having.

Wine it is.

(BOTTLE CLANKS)

Let's see.

Darn it.

DERRICK: Here, let me
give you a hand.

-Oh no, that's okay.
-No, I got it.

(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)

Thank you.

Thanks.

(CORK SQUEAKS)

All right, she--
(HELEN GASPS)

Fuck!

-Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
-Shit.

Let me, let me
take care of that for you.

I'm so sorry.

Don't worry about it,
accidents happen.

Oh my God,
it's on your jacket.

And all over your tie, too.

No, don't worry about it.

(SIGHS) Man.

Let me help you, take this,
okay yeah.

Just... Sorry.

I'll have it properly cleaned,

but in the meantime,
you can wear this.

No thanks, it's not really
my style, but thank you anyway.

But I'll take this, thank you.

Uh, I guess I better
start moving in, then.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Let me get you the keys.

Thank you so much.

I look forward to
being your tenant.

-Me too.
-Okay.

Well, have a good night.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(SHOWER TRICKLING)

(SHOWER CONTINUES TRICKLING)

MICHAEL: Honey, I'm home.

Is there room for one more?

That was a good shower.

-Yeah, I guess it was.
-Yeah.

So how'd it go today, honey?

It went well.

Met a few duds at first,
but I think I found someone

who will be perfect
for our guest house.

Tell me about this person.

-Well, he's--
-He?

Yeah, he's a marketing
analyst specialist,

and dresses well,
drives a nice car,
so stable income.

So, what's his name?

His name is Derrick Johnson.

Paid for the lease upfront.

I should've consulted
with you first, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, honey,
I trust your judgment.

If you have a good
feeling about him,

I have a good feeling
about this, too.

This mine?

Looks like it shrunk.

No, that's Derrick's.

I accidentally
spilled wine on it.

I said I'd clean it for him.

Wine, huh?

Get him drunk,
sweeten up the deal?

I'll just give it
back to him tomorrow.

MICHAEL:
He doesn't seem harmful.

No, no he doesn't.

Invite him over
tomorrow for breakfast,

so we can get to know
our new neighbor.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(WOMAN MOANING)

(WOMAN CONTINUES MOANING)

WOMAN: Oh, yeah, woo!

Honey, is everything okay?

Everything's fine, honey.

I just thought
I heard something.

WOMAN: Oh my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God, oh!

Oh yeah, oh!

Well, at least he's active.

I'm gonna go over there
and tell him to keep it down.

No, you don't need
to do that, honey.

Go back to sleep.

We'll talk to him
in the morning.

You sure?

'Cause I can go over there
if it bothers you.

It's fine, really.

Why don't you
come back to bed?

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

If I didn't have this
meeting in a few hours,

we could have
a shouting match with you.

Show him who's boss.

Oh, Michael. Oh, please.

(MICHAEL GROANS SOFTLY)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Well, did you see if she
bought the lime soda this time?

'Cause I don't like
mixing the orange juice
with the Perriers.

Yeah, it doesn't go well.

That was a good call.

It's just a waste.

DERRICK: Hey, Helen,
how are you?

-Hi.
-Hello.

-Michael?
-Derrick, right?

-Yes, please to meet you.
-As well.

-Join us.
-Thank you, I appreciate it.

Yeah, first of all,
welcome to our home.

Oh, thank you so much.

Helen's told me
some things about you.

-Oh, has she?
-Yes.

All good, I hope.

Yes, no doubt.

I admire and respect
your work ethic.

-Thank you, Derrick.
-Yeah.

Well, me and the missus
couldn't help but overhear
your adventures last night.

Wow.

That's embarrassing.

I had no idea you guys
could hear me.

Hope I didn't
disturb you too much.

It won't happen again.

It's fine, really.

She's being modest.

What she, well, what we mean is,
it's okay to have company.

You're a man, you have needs.

Just keep it down a bit.

Understood.

Look, I have to
make it up to you guys.

No, that's not necessary.

No, I insist.

It's okay, Derrick.
You seem like a standup guy.

I'm sure you'll be mindful.

Absolutely.

It's settled.

Well, I have to go into work.

I'll be at the office
pretty late,

so if anything changes,

I will give you a call.

Pleasure meeting you again.

Drive safe, honey.

Hey, I'm sorry about that.

About what?

Last night's sounds?

Oh no, it's fine.

I don't want you
to feel restricted.

So, you like what you heard?

Excuse me?

The music I was playing.

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

Yeah, it was interesting.

I have a nice collection.

Maybe you could come over
and check it out one day.

Maybe I'll do that.

Oh well, look at the time.

I gotta get into the city,
try and beat this traffic.

Yeah, me too.

I gotta get to the office

and sign some paperwork
for this merger.

You work downtown?

Actually, by Grand Central.

I'm a couple blocks away
from there.

If you're not doing anything,
maybe I can join you for lunch.

I don't know about that.

It's just lunch, Helen.

Look, I'm sorry for
being so aggressive.

Maybe you just make me feel
more comfortable than I should.

No, it's fine.

And I will accept your offer.

Really?

Wow, that's great, okay.

Here's the address for my job.

Let's say two o'clock,
you meet me there.

Okay.

DERRICK: Great,
I'll see you then.

See you then.

(TRAFFIC RUMBLING)

Mrs. Eidelman, Florida is
still waiting on the approval.

I haven't received
the fax yet.

Ma'am, it's right there
on your desk,

next to the red memo
that says sign me.

I'll take care of it right now.

STACEY: Hey, is everything okay?

I'm fine, thank you, Stacey.

Are you sure?

Look, I've been your
secretary for five years,

and if I don't know
when something is wrong,

then I'm not doing my job.

Okay, it's just that, well,

Michael and I have this guy
living in our guest house.

Oh, you found someone,
that's good.

So, is he crazy?

No, at least I don't
think he's crazy.

Well, is he cute?

He's a handsome man, yes.

Oh, look out now,
cougar in the building.

He's also Black.

Oh, you're gonna be
walking different now.

No, it's not like that.

I mean, yeah,
I find him attractive,

but I wouldn't
do that to Michael.

I just wish Michael
had more of an attitude,
more like Derrick.

Wait, who's Derrick now?

Sorry, Derrick's our tenant.

Derrick, huh?

Is he single?

I don't know.

He hasn't mentioned
a girlfriend,

but he did have company
last night,

and Michael and I could hear it
all the way from the bedroom.

See, all you're doing is
making him sound even better.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Well, he did
invite me for lunch.

STACEY: Lunch, huh?

Yeah, he said it was his way
of making up for last night.

Well, it won't hurt just
to have lunch with him.

-You think?
-Yeah, sounds harmless to me.

Yeah, then I'll go
meet him for lunch.

You go meet that fine ass man
you got living in your backyard.

(HELEN LAUGHS)

You don't think
it's wrong, right?

Helen, it's only wrong
if you make it wrong.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

But if it feels right, then
it must be right then, right?

Thank you, Stacey.

Bring me back some
mozzarella sticks, thank you?

You got it.

(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)

-Hey.
-Hi.

-How you doing?
-Well, how are you?

Good, good,
hope I didn't take too long.

I was swamped at the office.

No, not at all.
I haven't been waiting long.

Oh good, yeah.

Hey look, I got
something for you.

-How did you--
-How'd I what?

It's nothing.
The company's doing
a Paris campaign,

so I had them send
these over to me.

But how did you know my size?

I know a size
seven when I see one.

Let's call it a gift for sole.

Here, let me get that for you.

I thought these would
be perfect for you.

Oh, they're gorgeous.

(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)

DERRICK: Hey,
so I'm ready to eat.

Okay.

Okay.

(TRAFFIC RUMBLING)

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Derrick, where are we?

Do you trust me?

Yeah, I trust you.

Why do these men keep staring?

Well, maybe you
shouldn't dress like that.

Dress like what?

I'm wearing a skirt
and a blouse.

Well, maybe you shouldn't
have worn that body.

(HELEN CHUCKLES)

So, what's good to eat here?

Haven't you ever had
soul food?

I don't think so.

I mean, I've heard of it,

I just don't think
I've tried it.

Wow.

Well, allow me to
order for you, then.

Okay.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

Man.

My nana would lose it
if we didn't use a coaster.

She would smack any one of
us with a smacking spoon.

A smacking spoon?

Yeah, a smacking spoon.

That's a long wooden spoon that
was never used for cooking,

only smacking
people's hands with.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, she didn't
care who you were.

She would smack the hell
outta anybody's wrists

if you disrespected her.

She raised us well.

She sure did.

Yeah.

Wish you would've met her.

How are you enjoying your food?

It's delicious, especially
the collard greens.

Not like Nana's.

Oh, I bet.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

So you wanna dance?

Dance here, right now?

Mm-hmm.

I'm sure they wouldn't mind.

Oh, I don't know.

I haven't danced in a long time.

Okay then, you're overdue.

Come on.

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

Um, I'm sorry,

I actually have to get going.

Thank you so much for lunch.

No problem.

So, how'd it go?

I'm sorry, what?

I asked you, how
did the lunch go?

You okay?

You know, I actually
have to get going.

But what about the
transfer file report?

Um, you can handle those
from here, right Stacey?

Yes, I can.

You sure you're okay?

Thanks.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(GRAVEL CRUNCHING)

(CROW CAWING)

(DOOR CREAKS)

(HELEN CHUCKLES)

(DOOR CLICKS)

Shit, what the hell am I doing?

(DOOR CREAKS)

(FOOTSTEPS TAPPING)

(CLOTHES RUSTLE)

I, I was just coming
to hang this up.

You know this is
trespassing, right?

I should've just waited
'til you got home, I'm sorry.

This was a bad idea.

Nothing's a bad idea
if you thought of it.

What?

It's only bad if
you want it to be.

I can't do it.

I can't.

But you want to.

Yeah, but Michael...

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(HELEN GASPS)

(HELEN GRUNTS)

(DERRICK SIGHING)

Is everything okay?

Sure.

I mean, I just
cheated on my husband,

but yeah, everything's fine.

Okay, good.

So what now?

Now, we can go at it again.

Just gotta give me about a half.

No, silly.

I mean, what now?

You live close.

I mean, you're in
our guest house.

I'm married, this is crazy.

Look, everything's
gonna be okay.

We can meet in the city,

or whenever your
husband's out of town.

Yeah, but I do
love my husband.

You say it with such meaning.

(DERRICK CHUCKLES)

Really, stop it.

I have to be serious about this.

(HELEN SIGHS)

(DERRICK SIGHS)

So, I'll see you around...

neighbor.

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(HELEN SOBBING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES
PLAYING)

(MICROWAVE BEEPS AND WHIRS)

(INSECTS CHIRPING)

So I told Hildenburg
he needs to adjust

the fraction of the gross cost
in order to redeem
his fiscal year.

Mm-hmm.

And then the unicorn president

asked for the Shire
leprechaun account.

Yeah.

Honey, your hair's on fire.

Right.

Hey.

You okay?

I'm sorry honey,

I'm just thinking about
a big meeting at work.

Okay, well,
don't think too hard.

I'll be home a little later.

(BELL TOLLS)

(SUSPENSEFUL
PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

So I was thinking,
maybe we should change
the plants in here?

It's starting to smell like
old stale coffee in here.

What do you think?

Yeah, that's fine,
just no ficus.

What?

I love ficus plants.

Aloe, and jade, lily,
evergreen, fittonia, azalea.

That's fine, just make sure

to save the receipt
so we can write it off, okay?

Not a problem.

Oh, and you received a
message today, as well.

A message?

Yeah, some guy called and
said he left his phone at home,

but he said to call him
at this number.

Well, why didn't you...

What did he say?

You know, come to think of it,
he never left his name.

He said that you
would know who he was.

That'll be all, Stacey.

Oh, okay.

So you wanted me to leave?

My bad.

I'm just gonna go, and
look up those plants,

and okay, okay, I'm gone,
I'm gone, I'm gone.

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello?

DERRICK: Hey, it's me.

Well, thank goodness.
I thought you were
avoiding my calls.

DERRICK: Me?
I would never do that.

Well, that's good to know.

DERRICK: Hey,
what are you doing right now?

I'm at work, why?

DERRICK: I'm going
to send a car for you.

-Wait, when?
-Now.

Now? I'm in
the middle of things.

I can't leave right now.

DERRICK: I thought
you were the boss.

Well, I am.

DERRICK: Okay then, the car
will be there shortly, bye.

Everything okay?

Yeah, I just need to
step out for a minute.

But remember, you have
a meeting today at three.

I'll be back by then.

(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

-(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BOTH MOANING)

(HELEN CONTINUES MOANING)

(DERRICK GRUNTING)

(BOTH MOANING)

(BOTH PANTING)

Oh shit.

(BOTH PANTING)

Oh shit, what the fuck was that?

Oh shit.

(BOTH GIGGLE)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-Oh, my God.
-What's up, baby?

Michael's on his way
to my office right now.

Why?

I'll explain later,
I'm so sorry, I have to go.

Honey, what are you doing here?

Well, I was in the area.

I thought I'd come by
and see you.

Is that a problem?

No, no, of course not.

I'm glad to see you.

Wow, I should try
to come by more often.

(HELEN GIGGLES)

Well, anyways, I just
wanted to come by,

see what you were up to,
and maybe take you to lunch.

Lunch.

Lunch, you know
the meal you eat

after breakfast, before dinner?

Oh honey, I don't think I can.

I have a meeting at two,

and then I have sit in on
a conference call at 3:30.

Oh.

Okay, well my
little working girl,

I'll let you get back to it.

I wish I could.

Maybe dinner?

I don't think I'm
gonna have time.

I still have to get to my
meeting in New Brunswick.

Oh, okay.

Thank you so much for coming by.

I'm sorry, I wish
lunch could've worked.

Helen, honey?

Yeah?

I think you're
doing a great job.

Thank you, honey.

Let me know how
your meeting goes?

I will.

(SIGHS)

♪ You're a bad girl ♪

What?

Come on, you can see

I just got midday sex
all over your face.

You can?

Relax, there's nothing wrong

with adding a little
spice to your sex life.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure
Michael enjoyed that.

Yeah, Michael, of course.

He does like to
get a bit adventurous.

I see.

Whatever happened to that guy

you were supposed
to have lunch with?

I never did it.

I'll be in my office
if you need anything.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

Is everything okay?

You haven't touched your food.

It's just that this morning
was such a close call.

I don't know if I
can keep doing this.

Doing what?

This, us.

Michael's a really good man.

What makes him a good man?

'Cause he works so hard?

Works so hard that he
doesn't have time for you,

or to start a family?

Yeah, I understand
what you're saying,

but he doesn't deserve this.

I mean, yeah we don't
see much of each other,

and the sex certainly isn't--

Like I do it.

Okay, Mr. Modesty.

Look, all I'm saying is this.

Let's just enjoy this meal,
and our time together,

and you can think about it.

I'll meet you back
at the house later.

I don't know about that.

Why, is Michael gonna be home?

No, he has to work late.

Well, that makes
a huge difference.

Well, don't get
any bright ideas.

I'm still trying to
quit you, mister.

You're not making it easy.

Okay.

I'll make it easier for you.

Oh, thank you so
much, I appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, here you go,
take this as well.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

All right, I'll see you later.

Okay.

(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(KNOCKING)

(PHONE BUZZING)

Hello?

So you're coming back now?

Oh, that's great.

Okay, honey.

Well, I'll see you
when you get there.

I mean, here.

You know what I mean, I'm
just, I'm tired, honey.

Okay, see you soon.

-I have to go.
-Yeah, I know.

Maybe tomorrow?

Michael's always
gone on the weekends.

I could make you some lunch.

Show you how I throw down?

I'm looking forward to it.

(SIGHS)

(HELEN SIGHS)

Hey, honey.

How was your trip?

Oh, it was fine,
but I don't wanna
think about that.

I'd rather delve into
some other business.

Not right now, honey.

I had a really busy
day, I'm exhausted.

Plus you have things
to do tomorrow, right?

Yeah.

Okay, goodnight, honey.

(MICHAEL SIGHS)

Good morning.

You're up early.

Well, you're up late.

What's all this, Thanksgiving
a few months early?

Ah, stop that.

It's not ready yet.

You want some breakfast?

Sure, that would be great.

So what time are
you heading out?

Where?

Well, what time do
you have to get ready?

MICHAEL: Ready for what?

For work, for your meetings.

Well, I was thinking

we don't spend enough time
together, so I rescheduled.

So you're not leaving town?

Nope, I'm staying home.

I'm gonna commit to
this husband title,

spend some time with my wife.

Well, I appreciate that,

but are you sure that's
gonna reflect well at work?

Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

They understood and were
cooperative about it.

You know, you really
should've told me first.

(MICHAEL SIGHS)

What do you mean?

You know, I thought
you'd be happy.

I am, it's just I would've
planned something for us today.

(PHONE BUZZING)

Why don't you pick it up?

I thought it'd be rude.

We're sitting down
for breakfast.

What does he want
to talk to you about?

I don't know, probably
about rent or something.

Oh, okay.

We get to spend
the day together.

That'll be great.

Yeah, I have a few things
I wanna get done around here.

Mainly, the garage needs
some spring cleaning.

Is that so?

Yeah, and a little alone time
with you wouldn't hurt either.

That sounds great.

Yeah, well, why don't
you finish up in here,

and I am gonna go grab
the rent from Derrick.

Oh, no, no, that's okay.

I'll grab it from him later.

It's fine, I can handle it.

I will be right back.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

So did you get the rent?

Sure did.

Cash, too.

That's good, then.

Yeah, he's a good guy.

I like him.

I invited him to
come eat with us.

You invited him
to dinner with us?

Yeah, is that a problem?

No, of course not.

Don't worry, honey.

You have me all weekend.

Just don't wanna be distant

to a person renting out
our space, though.

Now, if you excuse me,

I wanna go shower,
and really start my day.

(PHONE BEEPS)

Well, I never
thought of it that way.

Yeah, well advertisers
like to use hidden messages

in certain logos and symbols.

Take Wendy's for example,
the word mom is on her collar.

Well, I always thought it
was about the old guy, Dave.

No, no, not at all.

The hidden message is supposed
to trigger a sensation

-like you're getting
a home cooked meal.
-Hmm.

Like your mom would make.

Right, well?

Speaking of good meals,
wait till you taste
my wife's cooking.

Wow, honey, you have
outdone yourself.

You know, she's been slaving
over the stove all morning.

Oh yeah?

Must be because she's
so happy I'm home.

I'm a lucky guy.

Yes, you are.

Honey, can you
pass the spinach?

Oh, it's not spinach, honey.

They're collard greens.

Huh, well, greens are greens.
(CHUCKLES)

Let's dig in.

Mm.

Not bad.

Got a little tang
to 'em, but I like it.

Wow, these are good.

Thank you.

I got the recipe
from the waitress.

Waitress?

What waitress?

The waitress in the cafe, honey,
by the office?

Oh, okay.

Well, tell her I said thank you.

Wow, everything's delicious.

I wanna thank you guys
for inviting me over.

I don't know the last time I
had a good home cooked meal.

Oh, Derrick, it's no problem.

You're like family now,

except when you're
late with the rent.

(ALL LAUGHING)

But, mi casa es su casa.

Just don't fool around
with my wife.

(MICHAEL CHUCKLES)

Come on, I'm playing.

Besides, Derrick, you must
be a ladies man, am I right?

I guess.

Yeah, you are.

You know, I was a bit of
a playboy myself back in my day.

I was, then I met Helen,
and left that life behind me.

Yeah, maybe one day
I'll meet a good woman.

Actually, I may already have.

Oh, good for you. Right, honey?

Yeah, yeah it is.

Well, maybe we can
double date sometime

if it gets serious.

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Well look, everything
was delicious, wonderful.

Thank you guys for
having me over.

I'mma head back home
and finish up some things.

Thank you again.

Appreciate it.

Goodnight.

That's a good guy right there.

You know, straightedge,
I like that.

Yeah, he is.

You know, the food was great.

Thank you, honey.

I'm gonna go get
into the bedroom.

(SIGHS)

(WOMAN MOANING)

WOMAN: Ooh, daddy!

Yes, daddy, do it!

Right there, baby.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Stop it already!

What's going on, honey?

Nothing, I'm sorry, sweetie.

I think I was just
having a nightmare.

Go back to sleep.

(WOMAN MOANING)

Sounds like
Derrick has company.

Could be that lucky lady.

Yeah, I guess.

You wanna help me
show him who's boss

in the orgasm department?

Not right now, sweetie.

I'm kinda shaken up
from the nightmare.

I'm gonna try to get some sleep.

Okay, then.

Goodnight, sweetheart.

WOMAN: Oh, yes, oh, oh!

(WOMAN MOANING)

Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes!

Honey?

I know I said the whole weekend,

but I have to go into
the office for a few

to prepare some proposals

for this power lunch
meeting tomorrow.

It's fine, I understand.

Really?

Thanks, honey, hey.

When this is all over,
it's gonna all be worth it,
trust me.

Okay, have a good day.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, hey.

Everything okay?

Oh, what the hell do
you think you're doing?

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm not enough for you, huh?

You gotta go looking
somewhere else?

Calm down!

What are you talking about?

You're exactly
what I'm talking about!

I hate you!

Listen.

I hate you,
because I love you.

I don't know how to handle that.

How do you expect me
to feel the same way
and you're married?

(SIGHING)

I don't know.

But I need you to
love me right now.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

-(HELEN MOANING)
-(DERRICK GRUNTING)

Yes, right there!

(BOTH MOANING)

(HELEN MOANING)

Holy shit.

(DERRICK GRUNTS)

(HELEN MOANING)

So you feel better?

Feel better?

This wasn't some Dr. Dick visit.

I don't even know if
you used protection

with that chick last night.

You starting to sound
a little bit jealous.

-Well, maybe I am.
-Yeah?

What about me?

You don't think I'm jealous

that Michael has you
to his self?

This isn't fair.

Look, you can't have me
and Michael, and be comfortable.

I'm human too.

I was looking
forward to yesterday.

I didn't think Michael was
gonna stay the entire day.

Exactly.

I gotta play by your rules,

and see you when
the time is right.

Yeah.

Look, I'm not the married one,

so I can see whoever I want.

Yeah, you're right.

Where you going?

I'm leaving.

Who are you mad at?

I don't even know anymore.

(DOOR CREAKS)

MICHAEL: Helen.

Honey.

You're late, again.

You never gave me
a time or confirmed.

Oh, we've been
married for five years,

I think you can figure it out.

You're drunk, maybe you need--

I need to?

I don't need to do anything.

I'm the fucking CEO of
the company that you work for,

so I think I know
what I'm doing.

So you're just gonna
throw that in my face?

Oh big man wants to talk now.

I'm sorry.

I know you're under a lot
of pressure, but so am I.

Why are you never there
for me when I need you?

I am, but you
have to let me know.

You should know this already.

You should know me already.

I mean, who have you been
married to the last five years?

Where is all this coming from?

HELEN: All what coming from?

This sudden outburst.

Oh, you should already know.

I mean, we hardly ever
spend time together

and when we do,
it is just monotonous.

I'm not happy anymore.

What do you mean?

With...

us.

Why don't we have kids yet?

Why aren't we more
into each other?

You know I wanna
start a family,

but we're just too busy.

We have to establish ourselves.

Establish ourselves?

How can we establish ourselves

if we haven't even
established ourselves?

Wait, what?

See?

You don't know me
like you think you do.

You can sleep
on the couch tonight.

But my issue isn't
with the Walterstones,

it's just that I don't
like being underhanded.

I know, honey.

You have your father's temper.

Thanks Mom,
that's a nice way of putting it.

So, what's going on
with you and Michael?

Not good.

He's leaving town
for a couple days.

Well look, sometimes
couples have problems,

and sometimes
you need some space

to reflect on those problems.

Yeah, I understand that,

but what if that's
not the point?

You think your father
and I always got along?

He's the provider
for the family.

He was a ruthless businessman,

and he was
a cold-hearted person.

Cared about what he could
get, what he could keep.

His affairs became
his obsession,

and sometimes I got caught
in the aftermath of it.

Mom, what are you saying?

I am saying that
you're the spitting image

of your father,
down to his stubborn ways,

and I don't want that to
consume your judgment,

and I don't want Michael to get
caught in the ripples of it.

What if I don't
feel it anymore?

Honey, honey, you never
stop loving someone,

feeling anything for them,

unless you never felt it
to begin with.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Okay, Mom.

You know,
I'll call you sometime
during the week.

Hello.

Hey.

I was just thinking about you.

Yeah, what about?

I was thinking we should
do something tomorrow.

Something like what,
another plan that you'll

cancel out on me,
and do with Michael?

He's out of town
for the next few days.

Guess he had a
business engagement.

Maybe, but I wanna
spend some time with you.

See who you really are.

I don't even know about your
dreams, your hopes, your goals.

So now you wanna
know about me?

Yes, Derrick.

I feel completely different.

It's...

It's indescribable, really.

I mean, I haven't felt something
like this in a long time.

I mean, you give me life.

Your sex gives me
energy, and ugh,

there's a mystery
about you that,

that just makes me wanna
see what else is possible.

So what do you have in mind?

(SHOWER TRICKLING)

(HELEN MOANING)

(HELEN CONTINUES MOANING)

Oh, fuck!

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(WOMAN MOANING)

WOMAN: Oh baby, yes.

Yes, yes, daddy, goddamn.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

I can't take it anymore!

Yo, who the fuck
is this bitch?

Get this slut out of here!

Helen, what the hell
are you doing?

Relax, relax.

Helen, what the hell
are you doing?

What am I doing?

I'm tired of hearing you
with all these women,

then coming back to me.

Why are you even with me

if you're gonna fuck
all these other women?

Helen, you're married.

Did you forget that?

What'd you think, you got me
and Michael and I'd be loyal?

No, but I don't understand

why you have to do this
in front of me.

Look, I pay rent here,
I can do whatever I want.

I'm not married.

I can fuck whoever I want.

If you don't like it,
go back to Michael.

Your husband.

What if I can change that?

Okay, fine.

Yeah, this is fine.

(GASPS)

MICHAEL: How long?

HELEN: What do you mean?

How long has
this been going on?

-I--
-I heard everything.

Michael, please.

I get it now.

It all makes sense.

HELEN: So where's Michael?

Ms. Clarkson, Mr.
Eidelman has given me

power of attorney over all
necessary legal proceedings.

(SIGHS)

So, this is being filed under
irreconcilable differences?

Helen, I wish
it was that simple,

but with this clause
and new revisions, I--

What are you talking about?

Well, the revisions you
signed on and approved,

although I don't know
why you did,

knowing the results of it all.

What new revisions?

Well, the 51% shares in the
company are put in the clause

and forfeited to your husband

if there's proof of infidelity.

Wait, 51%?

I didn't sign off on this.

Well, it's your
signature right there.

Oh, my God,
that is my signature.

Look, you still
have your inheritance.

Let's just see
what can be salvaged.

Now Ms. Clarkson,
if you just sign here

relinquishing your
shares of the company,

and sign here,

that is for collecting
on liquidation.

The liquidation?

Yes, according to
Michael's wishes,

he wants no part of the
company and wants to--

Wait, he said what?

He doesn't want the company,
after he spent all that time

talking about helping me run it?

I'm just carrying out
Mr. Eidelman's request.

As I was saying, he wants
no part of the company,

and wants to sell his shares

and has agreed to give
you 10% off the sale.

This is why he didn't
wanna come here today.

Fucking coward!

Helen, please.

Yes, Ms. Clarkson.

Please, let's be civilized.

So try to hang on to
whatever dignity you have,
and let's proceed.

Okay.

Now Michael has also
agreed to give you the house,

and the shares that you two
bought together years ago,

so if you just sign here,

we can get those shares
overturned to you immediately.

You still have your father's
estates, and inheritance.

Yes, truth be told,
I didn't really wanna
run this company anyway.

Well then, it should be
more of a relief for you.

Oh, and Mr. Eidelman
also instructed me

to give you this letter.

A letter?

Yes, it's instructed that
you read that personally.

Not...

here.

What is it gonna
explode when I open it?

(LAWYER CHUCKLES)

No, it's just
Mr. Eidelman's request.

(LAWYER CHUCKLES)

MICHAEL: Dear Helen,
being married to you

these past few years has
taught me so much about myself.

I learned that I can be
a successful businessman,

a perfect husband,
and a great lover,

but that meant nothing to you.

Not even now.

You're a sweet girl, Helen,

but you're just
like your father.

You can't be trusted.

I guess the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.

Maybe in another life,
we'll meet again,

but until then,
take care of yourself.

Love, Michael.

Hi, I'm here to
see Derrick Johnson?

-Sure, can I have some ID?
-Yeah.

Good afternoon,
how may I assist you?

Looking for Derrick Johnson.

Actually, he's expecting me.

Security, I need assistance.

Why the hell haven't
you returned...

I'm sorry, I'm looking
for Derrick's office.

I am Derrick,
this is my office.

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

No, I'm looking
for Derrick Johnson?

Well, yeah, you
found him, that's me.
That's my name.

Hi, I'm Derrick Johnson.

Hi.

Ha, that's all my information
except that cellphone.

Hm, that's very weird.

It's not mine.

No, something tells me
you're the actual Derrick.

(OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

What the hell is going on?

(PHONE BEEPS)

(AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING)
We're sorry,
you've reached a number

that has been disconnected
or is no longer in...

(RING CLATTERS)

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the
star of the show.

See it didn't
take you too long

to wrap things up with wifey.

Ex-wife now.

Shit, took two long years,
but we finally did it, brother.

Playing a little close,
that's the thing.

You need to check
in with Stacey.

You know, she thinks you
guys are fucking at lunch.

You always tell me
what the fuck to do.

Stop telling me
what the fuck to do.

Yeah, well?

Wait till you taste
my wife's cooking.

Everything went according
to plan, as expected.

I knew Helen wasn't capable of
earning her father's company.

She fell for everything
I came up with.

What's your full name?

I'm Derrick Johnson.

And?

And I'm an advisory,

(STUTTERS) mechanical--

Advisory marketing
analytical specialist.

So, tell me a little
about yourself.

I'm an advisory marketing
analytical specialist.

How you gonna get her to sign
all this prenup shit you
talking about, anyway?

Just leave that up to me.

Look, I've been your
secretary for five years

and if I don't know
when something is wrong,

then I'm not doing my job.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm the one who got
the office lobby,

because I knew
no one's ever there.

And you didn't even know
she wore a size seven.

But how did you know my size?

I know a size seven
when I see one.

Hold on, hold on, hold on,

you're not gonna get
the credit for everything.

Them prostitutes I called?

That's what sealed the deal.

That was a nice
finishing touch.

So what you want me
to do to you, baby?

Nothing, nothing.

What I want you to do is
scream as loud as you can,

like I'm fucking
the shit outta you.

Wait, seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

-Oh fuck me, fuck me.
-Yeah, louder.

(WOMAN MOANING)

-Fuck me, ah!
-There you go.

I knew that bitch'd get jealous
when she thought I
was fucking them hoes.

Yeah, it's showtime.

Think about how Dad
put his heart and soul

into that company, our company.

We can't let him down.

STACEY: Well, the plan
almost didn't work

when you tried to kill us.

Nigga!

Oh, that the proper way
to greet your brother?

What the fuck is up?

Man, yeah what's up?

Keep knocking like that,
man, what's up bro?

Come in.

Who the fuck is this?

-She's not for you. (LAUGHS)
-All right.

You want me to pose
as a rich businessman,

and fuck your wife?

Yeah.

(PHONE RINGS)

Honey.

HELEN: Hello?

Oh honey, hi.
How are you holding up?

I'm good.

Mom?

What happened between
Dad and Lloyd Thompson?

Losing yourself in your career
can bring out the ugly
in a person.

I should know, a colleague,
Lloyd Thompson

was gunning for the
same position I wanted.

Despite the fact that he had
five kids, I wanted the power.

Did what I had to do.

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

KATHY:
It's been such a long time

since I've heard that name,
I can't say that I, um,

remember.

Ah man, I just wish he was
still here to see us.

Our father, Lloyd Thompson.

May his family legacy
live on forever.

Yeah, you know, Dad always
considered you his son,

even though you were adopted,

and things were rough
around the edges

in the beginning, he loved you.

So do I, man.

Love you too, man.

Y'all go get a room.

When this is all over,

it's gonna all be
worth it, trust me.

♪ Prank Entertainment ♪

♪ Turn the beat up ♪

♪ Ah shh ♪

♪ Shh, quiet bitch ♪

♪ I've been telling girls
fourth grade in Mr. Noel's ♪

♪ We leave this bathroom
look, no kissing and tellin' ♪

♪ They still bragging
to they friends ♪

♪ Girl, I done
been with a felon ♪

♪ Who bitch ♪

♪ Killa Cam ♪

♪ At least keep it
down with the yelling ♪

♪ I ain't gotta sell
another record ♪

♪ Look, I'm set up for life ♪

♪ If I'm in the club I'm at
the bar all next to your wife ♪

♪ That's the reason
niggas gonna hate me ♪

♪ The rest of they life ♪

♪ Stabbed her in the stomach,
man she had sex with a knife ♪

♪ Things been rolling my way ♪

♪ So they think that
I'm fixing the dice ♪

♪ Sleeping with my chains on ♪

♪ Igloo I live in my ice ♪

♪ If you ain't my family, only
thing I could give you advice ♪

♪ The world's one big piece
of nigga, go get you a slice ♪

♪ Baby turned around
and threw her ass ♪

♪ Right in front of my face ♪

♪ Nah it ain't my birthday ♪

♪ But asked if I
wanted some cake ♪

♪ Cake, cake ♪

♪ Nah it ain't my birthday ♪

♪ But asked if I
wanted some cake ♪

♪ Time to hit the club
for some business ♪

♪ Lookin' all around seeing
ass and some titties ♪

♪ Getting real tipsy
yeah I'm litty ♪

♪ So litty ♪

♪ Feel like I own this city ♪

♪ About to hit the clubs
for some business ♪

♪ Lookin' all around seeing
ass and them titties ♪

♪ Feeling real tipsy and litty ♪

♪ Shh ♪
♪ Feeling like I own this city ♪

♪ Ever been to the cashier
you wasn't surprised ♪

♪ The card's been declined sir ♪

♪ You fam, why you
talkin' so loud ♪

♪ Tell him try again ♪

♪ It don't work, you
starting to pout ♪

♪ So you start to drinking ♪

♪ Hey yo, you wanna get
punched in your mouth ♪

♪ Wanna show decor ♪

♪ Raise your glass,
have a toast with it ♪

♪ Private elevator, wait before
you seeing ghosts with it ♪

♪ Money, cars, cribs ♪

♪ No fib, I'm both
coasts with it ♪

♪ I don't wait for shit, B ♪

♪ Nah man, I go get it ♪

♪ I don't deal with imposters ♪

♪ Please pardon my posture ♪

♪ Wrists on Liberace ♪

♪ Mob tie, Sinatra ♪

♪ When I'm on a date
I know, lobster ♪

♪ When she in my bedroom ♪

♪ High notes, opera ♪

♪ Cranberry, Chanel, ooh ♪

♪ No need for vodka ♪

♪ Her man thinks she
disappear forever, Hoffa ♪

♪ You know me nada,
keep talking yada ♪

♪ I've been selling off
white cards, Prada ♪

♪ Time to hit the club
for some business ♪

♪ Looking all around seeing
ass and them titties ♪

♪ Titties ♪

♪ Feeling real tipsy
getting litty ♪

♪ Feels like I own this city ♪

♪ Like I own it ♪