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Previously on Heels. Hey!
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You okay?
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Sprained my ankle. I left the DWL
because no one really likes me. I'm gone
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because any other promotion would have
run me out of town. We're not any other
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promotion.
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I'm sorry I put the DWL first.
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I'm sorry I kept your son from you.
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I'll stay here.
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Shocking video has surfaced of NFL
lineup for Crystal Leo assaulting his
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This follows a disturbing trend of
athletes and domestic violence.
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We need a women's division.
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Can't have Crystal getting beat on each
week by every man on the roster. And
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vice versa, she can't run through
everyone.
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It's a nice little story. We've pulled
it off this far, but it's not
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sustainable. You help me restore my
honor in the ring with a cross promotion
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between the DWL and dystopia, or I hit
you back and take everything you got.
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for the answers I
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will walk in the shore
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find you to find the
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peace that you
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This morning, God didn't smile.
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He didn't smile on me.
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I was all alone.
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I had no one to share.
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You have time for lunch?
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That's some kind of metaphor. I'd love
to say yes.
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But I got the count of people coming by,
Leckie.
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And then I got a meeting with Lori about
the gullet thing.
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Don't worry.
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This is consultation three.
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I'm not worried.
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You decide what you're going to do.
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We'll look things over, turn down
Gully's offer, I'll lose in court, or
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get tied up so long we go bankrupt.
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Bill kind of agrees.
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Probably not wrong.
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I know they're not wrong. I just don't
want them to be right.
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What do you think?
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Jack, there's a time if you'd lost at
EW, I wouldn't have minded, but it'd
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devastate you.
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Also, we'd probably have to sell the
house and end up living with your
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No, that's not going to happen. I know.
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Jack, I'm not trying to be a Pollyanna
here, but have you considered maybe just
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apologizing to Gully?
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Man to man, saying sorry, let things get
out of hand. Can we resolve this
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another way?
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Well, he's given no indication he's that
kind of guy.
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But, you know, man to man, I should.
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That's elementary.
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Obvious. And yet, I need you to point it
out.
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Thank you.
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I
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thought
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he was out back.
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You didn't check?
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I was a little focused on you.
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How embarrassing.
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Don't worry, I didn't overhear you two
not doing whatever it was you were
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I was about to go now.
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Where would I go?
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Piggly Wiggly?
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Sitting on the roof of the courthouse
away from my office for everybody to
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I was supposed to be a thousand miles
away from here, brand new life.
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Didn't even make it to Louisiana.
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I know you're trying to figure things
out.
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There is a place for you here.
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D .W .O. is always supposed to be the
two of us working together.
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Not according to Dad.
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Well, I'm talking about us.
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Our son should be getting on the same
treadmill that put me here.
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Not if we really did things together at
that time.
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The two of us.
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Even Steven.
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You'd still be you.
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I'd still be me.
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My whole life I had Dad's plan.
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Then I had your plan.
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I need my own plan that puts wrestling
behind me.
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Okay.
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What can I do to help?
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I just... I just need to stay here a
couple more days.
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Okay.
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Holy shit.
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Cheers.
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Much better. And fast.
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Crystal, come on up. Meet El Dorado,
mountain of pure gold.
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Real name's Tanya.
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Hi. Jack told me you needed somebody to
wrestle this week, so I made a phone
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call and retained the services of this
incomparable lady.
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Welcome. Glad you're here.
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Let's get after it.
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My grip wasn't solid.
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Try not to snatch Adele's wrist. Let her
come to you. Maybe whip into a
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crossbody this time.
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Okay.
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From Heather?
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Hey,
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no shame. No shame. It's y 'all's first
dance together.
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Y 'all want to try it without the whip?
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If we can't land the spot now, how are
we going to land it 15 minutes into the
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match when we're both exhausted?
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We could simplify.
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Go with the clothesline. You nail me. I
take the bump. We don't need to
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simplify.
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Hey, Elle is only here to put you over.
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I can do the spot.
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Same again.
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Well, look at that. He showed up.
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are smashing each other with floral
tubes and barbed wire.
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My guys, they're focused on storytelling
and character.
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I'm not asking you to cartwheel to the
moon. It's a one -time card, your people
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versus my people, okay? We do a whole
build -up about the grudge between the
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promotions. I've already told you, the
most viewed video on our Instagram page
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is you punching me in the face. So we
have an obligation to follow through on
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that setup.
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Yeah, it's just not that simple.
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What's going on here, Jack? I feel that
olive branch tickling my taint. Jack
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went to his lawyer, and Jack's lawyer
said he wouldn't win in court.
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And now he's trying to wig out for mud.
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I know that I owe you an apology for
coming to your place and punching you.
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So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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People say those words like vocalizing
that particular string of vowels and
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consonants is all that matters. I'm
sorry. Wow, that changes everything. You
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punched me on camera at my own promotion
in front of a crowd conditioned to
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shout, Gully is God, which means that
you punched God, which kind of violates
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the whole narrative character
construction of God.
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May I share with you some diplomacy in
this business?
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Jack, this is good business.
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Now, I understand you got some momentum,
but FWD has a bigger fan base, bigger
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arena, and bigger social media.
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We're giving you access to all of that.
Yeah, if there's a good story. But if
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the wrestling sucks, nobody wins.
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Jack, it's wrestling. It's not Faulkner.
Oh, well, he wants it to be. I don't
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care, okay, Jack?
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You've already admitted that I have you
over a barrel.
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Okay? Your punch means that I can file
my lawsuit and take your promotion at
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time. I want to do that. Okay? If you
just do this cross -promotion, the slate
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is wiped clean, your debt is paid, we
can move on from each other. There is
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one goal here.
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To turn your punch from a shoot into a
work so that my character is restored to
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its rightful authority. So that is what
we are going to do.
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I will leave it to you two professionals
to work out the details.
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My daughter just won an academic
scholarship to Notre Dame, so I promised
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we'd go get sushi.
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There's a sentence my parents never
said.
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Put dinner on my tab.
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Can't believe you fucking work with that
guy.
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Ah, men with big egos don't scam me.
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I work with you.
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Look, we're gonna do this when you're
doing this.
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I don't know what the story is. Sure you
do.
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You practically wrote it longhand while
you were bitching at Gully.
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It's a brand war. Your style versus
Gully's style.
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He's your villain, you're his.
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And the fans get to pick sides. And you
get to yell out all the nasty shit you
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feel about dystopia out loud.
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Yeah, but who wins?
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To be determined.
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Probably a split decision.
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Something that everyone can go home
happy.
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It's not gonna pop.
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You're both gonna be yelling into the
void.
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Our fans are only going to hear our
side, and your people are only going to
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yours. You're right.
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That's why I'm coming in as FWD's
ambassador, the voice of the enemy
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How'd I know you were going to give
yourself a starting role in all this?
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I knew y 'all wouldn't go give me one.
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It's a every man for himself type of
world.
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I did one of those, you know, online
masterclasses where one of them, you
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action directors from, you know, the
action movies and shit.
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And he was saying, if you really want to
convey pain, you got to set it up with
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want and need.
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So, yeah, I was thinking want and need
got to go more into the stories, you
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know.
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Diego, trying to follow your train of
thought is like trying to fuck a
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in the cone of a tornado.
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Did you call Man Beast Magoo about doing
the podcast while we're at the
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convention?
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Alvin? No, but he doesn't commit to
anything till the last minute.
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It's going to be so cool.
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When I was a kid in Miami, I taught me
the stuffing out of all four
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What you didn't see was him backstage
barfing those turnbuckles back up. No
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That shit's not going to digest.
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I was looking at the superfan website.
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They said the Texas Slinger was going to
be at the convention, too. Jimmy John?
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Uh -huh. Yeah, if he's sober, we'll get
him for the podcast.
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And I love that old promo where he
smashed you with the guitar.
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Man, I'll bet you guys had some times.
Yeah, and I remember them all.
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Sort of.
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Wow.
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I totally used to want one of these.
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You can never find them.
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Distribution problem. They only push
certain parts of the line.
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Hey, you're not going to be some gushing
fanboy all day, are you? No. Because
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this is work.
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Mistake most wrestlers make is they
treat these conventions as an ego
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The status of my ego is irrelevant.
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Goal for the day is the cathartic
validation of the fan. The happier the
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the more money they spend, of which I
get a defined percentage. 50 %
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100 % of all personalized merchandise.
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Can I have one of these too?
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I passed out on the floor and you left
me down here all night?
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Yep.
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Good.
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Don't ever pick me up.
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If I'm on the floor, I deserve it.
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Oh, I think I'm going to throw up.
You're already dead.
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All over the bathroom.
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Oh, God, I'll clean it.
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Yes, you will.
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I'll tell Robin you're sleeping in.
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Hey, Stacy, I hate to ask you, but
Willie's AWOL. Could you handle the beer
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delivery? Yeah, I can do it.
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I'd reschedule, but I got to shoot an
outside or we'll be dry this week.
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I'm happy to help. I just have to get
Thomas to his appointment at the
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therapist. Hey, why don't you have
Thomas hang with Ace after school?
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Get both of them to get Ace out of the
garage.
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Good idea. See you soon.
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Got your speech?
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I'm not making a speech.
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Jack's got to let you make a speech.
It's your picture on the wall. He's
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you to surrender the belt.
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The national call to action on domestic
violence is forcing me to surrender the
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belt. Not Jack.
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Hey, everybody.
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Gather around.
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Come on, now.
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For as long as there has been a DWL,
photos of our champions have lined this
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wall. Whether they held the belt for a
couple of years...
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A few months, just a few days.
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Crystal Tyler, you deserve to be up
here.
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Congratulations. Great work. Thank you.
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Forgot my fancy dress.
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Okay. Now, I could spend a lot of time
explaining why, but I'm just going to
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come out on a date.
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The DWL and Florida Wrestling Dystopia
are going to be doing a cross
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-promotional card next month.
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Oh, crime and a duck.
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Come on, Jack.
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Really? I know. I get it. Gooey's a
fucking cunt.
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Good God, Jim.
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What's gotten into you?
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Can't go just dropping hard C's with
women present? No, it's okay, Ricky. I
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agree with you. I don't know the guy,
but I'll take your word for it.
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I know it's not the easiest fit, okay,
but dystopia. They got a bigger fan
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They got more resources.
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And we are going to tap in to all of
that.
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So, from here on out, it's all hands on
deck.
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Jim, Bobby, Ricky, getting your gear. 30
minutes outside.
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We're going to shoot an offside.
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Okay, we're going to kick off this
storyline just right.
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That's it. That's all.
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Tovar, hey.
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Hey, Jack, real quick. You said all
hands on deck this year. Tovar, he
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on Olivia Newton -John, let's get
physical type thing. Might be something
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interested in for the offside.
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No, okay. Better luck next time, kid.
Let's go.
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Dust off that Dracula.
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So, you need me for the offside? I need
you here. I want you to work with Elle.
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We're going to break out the new woman's
belt.
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I want you to match the pop.
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It will.
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Elle's a pro.
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So are you.
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If things go well, we'll bring her back
here.
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We'll build her up into a real rival for
you.
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You get the 5 % off sexy discount
inside.
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Well, all right.
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I thought they'd have bigger signs and,
like, those velvet ropes.
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00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:11,330
Well, you get what you get at these
things. Still, it should garner solid
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traffic on the edge between the pretzels
and the restrooms. Let's set up shop.
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Give me this.
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Gentleman. I've never been a gentleman
either.
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I'm a bad guy.
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But I'm your bad guy.
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I know what you know.
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I know who's winning in this country and
who's taking the beat down.
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So when Charlie Gulley and his team of
corporate lawyers threaten me with a
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lawsuit trying to destroy my family
business.
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I said, hell no.
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See, we live in a world where the haves
think that they can take what they want
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and the rest of us, well, we'll just be
overjoyed with the crumbs fall off the
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table. To that, I say, hell no.
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Hell no to fraud like Charlie Gulley and
his dystopia wrestler.
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This is a man who calls himself God.
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There's only one God.
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So I'm here to challenge you to settle
this beef in the ring. One night.
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One car, your best versus my best,
because these men behind me, they are an
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representing all of our fans.
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An army of pissed off, fed up Americans
who've had enough of the Charlie Gullies
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in this world and have said, hell no.
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And when we're done, I'm going to crack
a beer.
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We're going to light up some fireworks.
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I thought we checked those.
295
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,480
That's fine. That's fine. We'll just
massage it and post it.
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You ain't got nothing to worry about.
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That shit was biblical.
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That was the truth.
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Well, you be sure to write me some
equally biblical truth for me to spit in
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promo Saturday.
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I'll fucking write you something.
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Something good.
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Don't be stingy with your talent.
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The better I look, the better you look
for taking me on.
305
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,980
I got to say, your speech on
circumcision really touched me.
306
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,580
Like you, I was mangled in the name of
genital hygiene.
307
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,460
Glad I could make you feel not so alone.
308
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:45,780
I'd love to get a pic side by side, both
our junk hanging free.
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00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,000
Might trigger a few folks, and I'd hate
for you to feel less than seeing yours
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next to mine.
311
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,320
Oh, no, my wang's huge.
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Meet me in the men's room. I'll show
you.
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Yep.
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Balls are pretty big, too.
315
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:10,710
My God.
316
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,610
Oh, hey.
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It's Man Beast and Slinger.
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Grab your camera. This will be a good
video clip.
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00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:21,650
Holy shit.
320
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,750
What the hell are you two wearing?
321
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,940
Good to see you too, Sporto. No, I'm
serious. You look like you lost all your
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clothes in a house fire and picked those
ones out of a dumpster behind Kmart.
323
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,940
Not all of us have got the guts to go
around muffin topping out of stinky old
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leathers. I have you know these pants
fit just as good as the day you
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00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:43,500
my shoulder. Your waist does look about
the same, but your inseam seems to have
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shrunk a few inches.
327
00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:56,290
Seriously, Alvin, you're the man beast.
Where's your gear?
328
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:58,630
No one wants to see me in my gear.
329
00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:01,950
I only come to these things to help out
Jimmy John.
330
00:24:03,670 --> 00:24:04,670
What's wrong with him?
331
00:24:06,390 --> 00:24:07,490
Left it all in the ring.
332
00:24:08,350 --> 00:24:09,350
As a man should.
333
00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:14,050
Bring him here, he makes some cash,
helps him cover his bills. When he
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00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:15,050
he's got bills.
335
00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:17,170
I wish I could forget a few of my bills.
336
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,090
Is that your way of saying you ain't
picking up the check at dinner?
337
00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:24,240
Oh. Like, you never stuck me with a
check.
338
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,500
Toledo, Tacoma, Tucson, Tulsa.
339
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,560
And that's just a tease! Oh, hey!
340
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,040
What are you looking at?
341
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,380
Yeah, I gotta say, I've been a huge fan
for a long time. I work with Bill at the
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00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:39,980
DWL. I'm a wrestler.
343
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,600
Anyone here recognize you?
344
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,240
I wrestle in the mass, you know.
345
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,080
Well, lucky you.
346
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,680
Harder to make money, but less hassle.
347
00:24:53,879 --> 00:24:57,880
You want a T -shirt or a button? I mean,
I'm sure Bill will let you have
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00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,880
whatever you want.
349
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:03,180
I like pepperoni.
350
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:07,100
Got to get Jim John to his table.
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00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,120
Dinner, 8 o 'clock. We'll have a drink
before.
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00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:13,900
We'll have five before, three during,
and two after, and I'm going to record
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00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:14,899
for my podcast.
354
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,260
Whatever you need, Sporto.
355
00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:21,240
Don't call me Sporto. I hate fucking
Sporto. Okay, Sporto.
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00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:28,110
You get enough for us to post a clip.
357
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:32,150
Just make sure you cut out all that
sport -o crap. I hate that shit.
358
00:25:41,550 --> 00:25:44,430
I can't seem to find where it lists the
total number of kegs.
359
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,890
Oh, um, first column at the bottom.
Total.
360
00:25:47,790 --> 00:25:48,790
Right.
361
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:53,510
Willie around?
362
00:25:54,270 --> 00:25:55,810
Not at the moment. Can I help you?
363
00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:57,770
Not if you can't find Willie.
364
00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,330
Sure she's not around?
365
00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:02,090
I'm so sorry. She's not.
366
00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:04,390
Did she leave anything for me?
367
00:26:04,850 --> 00:26:07,970
If you tell me your name, I could check
your office. Would it be like an
368
00:26:07,970 --> 00:26:08,970
envelope?
369
00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:11,910
You're Jack's wife?
370
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:14,990
I am. Have we met? I'm Stacy. Nice to
meet you, Stacy.
371
00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,770
I guess Willie must have confused the
date.
372
00:26:18,270 --> 00:26:19,270
Never your mind.
373
00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:20,630
You have a nice day now.
374
00:26:21,570 --> 00:26:22,570
Thanks. You too.
375
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:34,700
Let's make this quick, little man. In
and out and get us back to the garage
376
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:35,479
the Xbox.
377
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,780
Okay. So what flavor are we getting, red
or blue?
378
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:41,100
If I get blue, Mom will see my lip. I
know we got blushies.
379
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,240
Well, if you're worried, we don't gotta
get them.
380
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,040
No, I'll just get red.
381
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:47,940
You know red's not invisible.
382
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,420
Hey, careful with that.
383
00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:55,940
Sorry.
384
00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,120
It's okay, it's just...
385
00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:07,740
Hey, don't spill it.
386
00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:10,220
Hey, grow up.
387
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,920
If you want to go talk to her, I can
wait in the car while you pay.
388
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,460
You don't got to wait in the car.
389
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,360
I'll wait in the car.
390
00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:38,650
I didn't know you were back.
391
00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:41,370
When did you get back?
392
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:43,910
Just a couple of days.
393
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:46,750
Oh. Jack didn't say anything.
394
00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:50,070
So, where'd you go?
395
00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:52,370
Took the long way around to nowhere.
396
00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:54,230
Fell off a cliff.
397
00:27:55,970 --> 00:27:59,070
I saw that video of you and Jack's
match.
398
00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:00,430
A killer.
399
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:04,530
Yeah. Now I just got to figure out how
to do it every week against women who
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00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,710
bigger and stronger and...
401
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,519
More experienced.
402
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:10,240
Experience is overrated.
403
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,920
I just got a whole bunch of it and it
didn't leave me any better off.
404
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,120
Jack will take care of you.
405
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,880
He knows what he's got.
406
00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:26,660
I don't know. The vet he had Ricky bring
in, she's only here for the week, but
407
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:29,200
she's good.
408
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,680
You're good.
409
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,240
I have my strength.
410
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,520
We'll see if they're enough.
411
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:36,500
Come on. I'll ring you up.
412
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,420
You should call Big Jim and the guys.
413
00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:43,460
I'm sure they'd all love to see you.
414
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,980
I don't really want anyone knowing I'm
back.
415
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,380
Do me a favor. Don't say anything.
416
00:28:52,340 --> 00:28:53,340
Yeah, if that's what you want.
417
00:28:56,380 --> 00:29:00,540
Jack said you and Bobby... Yeah.
418
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,440
We are.
419
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,800
Good.
420
00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:07,540
He's a good dude.
421
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,560
You deserve a good deal.
422
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:16,340
Uh... Keep the change.
423
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,700
Thomas!
424
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:29,700
Thomas!
425
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:31,780
Thomas!
426
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,900
What's wrong, buddy?
427
00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:44,050
Sorry. I dropped it, and a car dragged
it out there.
428
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,770
Sorry, Uncle Ed.
429
00:30:11,950 --> 00:30:12,950
It's all right, buddy.
430
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,250
It's just a problem.
431
00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:19,370
It's Granddad's crown.
432
00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:20,750
No one will even miss it.
433
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,590
Please don't tell Dad.
434
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,390
Your dad won't care.
435
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,070
He never liked it.
436
00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:31,130
I used to think it looked important, but
your dad, he was smarter.
437
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:35,550
You know, it was just fabric and
plastic.
438
00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:39,430
Come on.
439
00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:40,690
Let's go home, bud.
440
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:47,660
Did Granddad ever wrestle with you?
441
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,000
Nah. Did he wrestle with my dad?
442
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,380
He'd wrestle, but Granddad didn't like
putting people over.
443
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,880
He liked being the winner.
444
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,120
When you put someone over, it means you
get pinned.
445
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:02,580
Funny thing is, when you do put someone
over and you're laying there on your
446
00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:07,400
back looking up, half the cheers are
really for you, so it's not so bad.
447
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,880
When are you going to get back to
wrestling?
448
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,600
When are you going to start wrestling?
449
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,760
I don't think Dad wants me to wrestle.
He says I'm too small.
450
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:18,659
For now.
451
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:19,980
But wrestling ain't about size.
452
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,560
You and I could wrestle.
453
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:24,940
I'm serious.
454
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,020
Come on. Get up.
455
00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,840
All right. Grab my hands.
456
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:33,220
That's right.
457
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Damn, you're strong.
458
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,480
All right. Now sling me.
459
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,580
Alright, lock up.
460
00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:00,890
With the kids out of the house, Cindy
finished her degree, and I took over
461
00:34:00,890 --> 00:34:04,650
running the Froyo shops, which isn't
hard if you hire the right managers.
462
00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:09,790
So it's mostly me and the dogs and a
stack of books on medieval history.
463
00:34:11,730 --> 00:34:12,989
Is this what you want, Bill?
464
00:34:13,489 --> 00:34:16,690
I was hoping for something a little more
colorful, but we could edit it.
465
00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:18,389
What about the old guard?
466
00:34:18,710 --> 00:34:20,130
Jeff, Jake, Sammy?
467
00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:21,909
Y 'all still get rowdy?
468
00:34:22,590 --> 00:34:23,590
Not really.
469
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,050
Jeff's up in Minnesota, bad hips, bad
knees.
470
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,580
Saw Jake and Sammy at Duke's funeral.
471
00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:33,800
Duke was a wild man. That show you all
put on at the pond was an all -timer.
472
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:35,100
Glad it was memorable.
473
00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:37,880
I was concussed, so the whole match is
kind of a blank.
474
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,159
Didn't stop you from drinking 13 beers
in the locker room.
475
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,920
Again, concussed.
476
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:48,080
We kept track with a Sharpie on our
neck. I won with 17.
477
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,280
When you're young, you can do these
things.
478
00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:53,380
It was an amazing match. I have it on
VHS.
479
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:54,920
I'm happy to loan it to you.
480
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:56,650
I'll take your word for it.
481
00:34:57,590 --> 00:35:00,870
What about Sammy and Jake? You remember
the night the four of us at the dance
482
00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:04,950
club outside Raleigh, Sammy and Jake get
into a fist fight over these identical
483
00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:09,310
twins, and you say, why are you fighting
when you can't even tell them apart?
484
00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:12,630
I think that was your line, Bill.
485
00:35:13,930 --> 00:35:15,130
Well, it was a good line.
486
00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:20,970
Sammy and I, we trade e -mails. It's
been sober a couple of years.
487
00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:22,690
Jake's kind of down and out.
488
00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:27,110
Fused the vertebrae in his neck and
never got off the pills.
489
00:35:28,090 --> 00:35:29,110
What about you?
490
00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:33,250
You keep in touch with Oppie or Mike or
anyone from the show up north?
491
00:35:33,650 --> 00:35:36,790
Nah, when I have my troubles, they all
turn their backs, so fuck them.
492
00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:38,650
They're good guys at heart.
493
00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:40,590
It's the nature of the business.
494
00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:44,430
Business to them, my life to me.
495
00:35:44,870 --> 00:35:46,950
And that is why you made it to the top.
496
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:51,430
I loved wrestling, but when the pain got
too much...
497
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,930
I made sure there was something else in
my life.
498
00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:59,370
But you, you, you took whatever part of
you existed outside of your gimmick and
499
00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:01,350
carved it out with a spoon.
500
00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:03,750
Because I had balls.
501
00:36:04,690 --> 00:36:07,190
100%. And the proof's that you're still
at it.
502
00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:11,690
Me, I was happy taking Man Beast off and
on like a cape.
503
00:36:28,910 --> 00:36:29,910
You want me to stop recording?
504
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,570
No, it's fine. We'll pick it up from
here.
505
00:36:35,510 --> 00:36:37,690
Counting in. Three, two, one.
506
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:44,190
So, Alvin, what you're telling me is
when your knees started to hurt, you
507
00:36:44,190 --> 00:36:48,170
into a giant pussy who likes dogs and
fro -yo. Or do I have that incorrect
508
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,170
somehow?
509
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,050
This bitch porno?
510
00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:56,790
Honest question.
511
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,700
Because if you want to do it bad... I
want an answer.
512
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,400
I'm a happy man, Sporto.
513
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,580
Most of our generation are crippled,
broken, or dead.
514
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,360
One way or another, we were all
addicted.
515
00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:18,980
The crowd.
516
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,300
The adrenaline.
517
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:23,460
Standing in the center of that ring.
518
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:28,520
So when I see you... Still clawing away
on that same damn hill.
519
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,980
I understand.
520
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,280
And I cheer for you.
521
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,200
But I don't wish I was you.
522
00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:44,880
I'm going to hit the salad bar. Anybody
want anything?
523
00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:46,820
Croutons.
524
00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:56,280
Turn the recorder off.
525
00:37:58,220 --> 00:37:59,540
Give me another two of these.
526
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,200
Waiter should be coming by. I won't wait
for the waiter.
527
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:05,400
Just go to the bar and get me two
goddamn martinis.
528
00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:11,400
You gonna drink your martini?
529
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,700
Yeah.
530
00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:16,520
You got a timetable on that?
531
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,200
I'm thirsty.
532
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,040
So there is some fight left in you.
533
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:38,760
And I ain't just clawing away.
534
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:41,420
I got plans.
535
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,280
Make it all the way back to Big Show.
536
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200
If you say.
537
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,299
I do.
538
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,300
I say.
539
00:38:57,870 --> 00:38:59,750
Look here, my drink just arrived.
540
00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:03,250
What you gonna do about that?
541
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:06,890
I always like seeing you, Bill.
542
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,250
Flaming disgrace.
543
00:39:22,590 --> 00:39:23,590
The boat, though.
544
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:27,960
At least Jimmy John can blame it on his
smashed eggplant brain.
545
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,580
But Alvin, he just got off a damn horse.
546
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,440
It's easy to get off the horse. Anyone
can get off the horse.
547
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,400
I ain't getting off a damn horse.
548
00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:39,320
So should I get these in a go cup?
549
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:45,040
Everything in life is a choice.
550
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,880
Washing your teeth is a choice.
551
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:52,500
And if my only choice is to turn into...
552
00:39:58,060 --> 00:39:59,440
Still ain't getting off the damn horse.
553
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,200
Ready to go?
554
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,360
Let me finish my cheap calories and find
some ibuprofen.
555
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,420
You okay if I borrow like half a dozen?
556
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:30,220
Yeah, take a couple for now, a couple
for later.
557
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,200
They're all for now.
558
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:41,640
Doesn't number my stomach, but keeps me
in the ring and out of surgery.
559
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,540
Your knee that bad?
560
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,020
Knee, shoulder, back.
561
00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:48,520
Road dog in town to town doesn't help.
562
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,600
Have you tried CBD?
563
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,360
I've tried everything short of heroin.
564
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:58,700
Acupuncture works best, but... Who can
afford it? I get that.
565
00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:01,540
I had health insurance once.
566
00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:05,320
And I just hang on to that for like two
whole years.
567
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,660
An apartment, FICA.
568
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:13,180
Like most places, they only carry two or
three women. So, run out of stories and
569
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:15,360
combinations pretty quick, and it's off
down the road.
570
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,200
Well, let's run it forwards and
backwards until it pops.
571
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Well, it's a promo.
572
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:32,900
It's a hill promo.
573
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,340
You're playing the hill.
574
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,700
I mean, I could dress this up, but
you're not exactly playing fair.
575
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,020
You standing on your tank fighting for
the soul of America.
576
00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:43,680
This might as well be think about
running.
577
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:45,660
I don't want to write for you at all.
578
00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:47,660
I'm only doing it because I have to.
579
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,060
Oh, poor Jack.
580
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,720
The only one in life forced to do shit
that he don't want to do.
581
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,920
Go and put a gun to my head. Do you
expect me to like it?
582
00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:01,720
You think I wanted to leave DWL?
583
00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:04,060
You leaving was your choice.
584
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,840
You didn't have to leave.
585
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,280
Didn't I?
586
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,680
It was a small move.
587
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,900
Got me a belt. I got chimp on all my
merch.
588
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,780
What, you think I didn't have to pay a
price?
589
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,560
You know what?
590
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,600
You heard him, Jack.
591
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,720
The turtle?
592
00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:23,780
King Turtle.
593
00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:27,400
Sitting on a throne held up by a stack
of other turtles.
594
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:33,240
But instead of realizing that he's
standing on the back of 157 people, he's
595
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,640
pissed because there's still birds and
shit still out.
596
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,080
Promos. Promos. You polish it up if you
want.
597
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,400
Serene, Jack.
598
00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:03,090
I got this idea.
599
00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:06,430
Maybe it's stupid and childish, but
childish is my specialty.
600
00:43:09,730 --> 00:43:10,730
Give you some help.
601
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,160
Hey.
602
00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:00,880
Did I miss something?
603
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:03,660
Ace was here.
604
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,960
Well, I didn't know he was back.
605
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,960
He doesn't want anyone to know.
606
00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:14,960
Is it like a big deal?
607
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,220
For him.
608
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:20,940
But... Not for us.
609
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,880
Heard what you said.
610
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,140
Wrote you some new stuff.
611
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,060
Yeah.
612
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
It's a lot.
613
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,200
Hey.
614
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,360
How's the convention?
615
00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:11,640
Great. Diego got to meet his heroes, got
stuff for the podcast.
616
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,040
Satisfied the fans and went out and
satisfied our thirst.
617
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,440
Must have been nice to see some of your
old crew.
618
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:23,860
Yeah, you know, hey, I was thinking
maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing to
619
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:24,860
myself an apartment.
620
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,260
The motel is depressing.
621
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:28,780
Maybe you can point me in the right
direction.
622
00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:31,520
Let me think on it.
623
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:33,260
Won't be long term.
624
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,500
I've been coming to matches for over two
decades here at the Duffy Dome.
625
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,460
I've seen a lot of great matches.
626
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:47,240
but few with the combination of
inspiration and ingenuity as Crystal's
627
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,520
Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock.
628
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:58,540
For that reason, a new era has been
initiated
629
00:45:58,540 --> 00:46:04,240
here at the DWL, where women and men,
boys and girls, will spend all filled
630
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,920
evenings enjoying our new women's
division.
631
00:46:17,230 --> 00:46:19,550
Women's champion, Crystal Todd.
632
00:46:51,150 --> 00:46:52,150
All right, here we go.
633
00:46:53,030 --> 00:46:56,370
And we're off here to the inaugural
match of the DWL Women's League.
634
00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:59,930
Special guest commentator, Wild Bill
Hancock.
635
00:47:00,230 --> 00:47:03,850
Like a Florida State defensive back
there.
636
00:47:06,470 --> 00:47:09,630
Colorado teaching Chris Tyler what it's
like to be a real pro.
637
00:47:11,110 --> 00:47:14,070
Oh, that's another region there. That's
not right.
638
00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:17,130
Oh, there you go. Watch it.
639
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,990
That's exactly the kind of dirty stuff
I'd expect from her.
640
00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:26,550
That's not dirty, Bill. That's just good
old -fashioned wrestling. She does know
641
00:47:26,550 --> 00:47:29,270
how to work her legs. I've never seen a
wrestler use their legs as much.
642
00:47:33,370 --> 00:47:35,030
Hold Denny there with the slow count.
643
00:47:36,710 --> 00:47:37,770
Got her by the ear.
644
00:47:39,710 --> 00:47:41,030
Get into the turnbuckle.
645
00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,970
You got a face full of foot there.
646
00:47:53,260 --> 00:47:54,058
Crystal Tyler.
647
00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,900
That's got to hurt. She's in trouble
now.
648
00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:58,160
Got a little bit of taunting going on
here.
649
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,860
Welcome to planet Earth, Crystal Tyler.
Don't count her out. Come on out.
650
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,920
Come on out.
651
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,660
That's going to be a lifetime of back
pain.
652
00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,300
She's got her by the ears again. They
like that.
653
00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:23,350
That's got to hurt.
654
00:48:25,350 --> 00:48:30,250
She goes for one, two, three. There we
are. Crystal Tyler. I don't believe it.
655
00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:34,010
don't believe it. Of course she won,
Bill. She peed the hell out of you. I
656
00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:35,450
protested that result, Eddie.
657
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,930
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
658
00:48:39,170 --> 00:48:40,170
Crystal Tyler.
659
00:48:40,410 --> 00:48:42,210
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
660
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:42,448
Crystal Tyler.
661
00:48:42,450 --> 00:48:42,890
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
662
00:48:42,890 --> 00:48:43,610
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
663
00:48:43,610 --> 00:48:43,910
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
664
00:48:43,910 --> 00:48:43,910
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
665
00:48:43,910 --> 00:48:44,910
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
666
00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:44,990
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
667
00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:44,990
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
668
00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:44,990
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
669
00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:45,510
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler.
670
00:48:45,510 --> 00:48:46,510
Crystal Tyler. Crystal Tyler. Crystal
671
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,780
That's going well. Keep playing.
672
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:24,700
All right, now. It's time for tonight's
tag team.
673
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,880
Sponsored by Eddie Earle's Tidal Palm.
674
00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:32,240
When you're needy, we're not greedy.
675
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,840
Oh, yeah.
676
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,600
Oh, yeah.
677
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,680
Rooster Robbins, the defector.
678
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know the
routine.
679
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:50,480
I'm the SOB that left town, and you're
the yokels here to boo me.
680
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:58,720
Other than realize if I wanted to make
something out of myself, that I had to
681
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:03,220
something that none of you had the
courage to do. And that's leave this
682
00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:04,560
one -stop -like town.
683
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:12,600
See, I knew as long as Jack Spade was in
charge, all the stories would be about
684
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,100
Jack Spade.
685
00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:21,960
Mr. Small -town, family values, champion
of a little guy with his holy
686
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:22,960
of his eyes.
687
00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:26,410
retail wrestling, bullshit!
688
00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:39,090
See, the only thing that Jack Spade has
ever been champion of is himself.
689
00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:43,790
He's a kind man, selling you that cowboy
myth.
690
00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:47,770
Lone Ranger riding through the plains,
that shit is antique.
691
00:50:48,910 --> 00:50:54,290
Horses are slow, but the future, oh,
it's big, it's loud, and it's fast.
692
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:06,240
I can grab all that I can. That's the
real America.
693
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,160
So listen up, Jack.
694
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:13,320
FWD accepts your challenge. A full
Grudge Match card.
695
00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:16,520
You and your people versus the future.
Yeah, that's it.
696
00:51:48,010 --> 00:51:52,210
A lot of happy customers. Wild Bill is
handing out some business cards. I hope
697
00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,910
that mask is padded, quite frankly.
698
00:51:55,130 --> 00:51:56,790
Oh, we get a reverse from Diego.
699
00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:02,450
There's a lot of man coming at you, but
Wild Bill knows just how to handle it.
700
00:52:02,690 --> 00:52:03,690
Nothing new to him.
701
00:52:04,010 --> 00:52:05,010
Oh,
702
00:52:05,710 --> 00:52:06,910
he hits him in the elbow again.
703
00:52:08,310 --> 00:52:12,090
That'll put you down, let me tell you.
And the crowd loves it. I haven't seen
704
00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:13,430
some of that dancing since 1978.
705
00:52:14,070 --> 00:52:15,070
Oh, throw slash.
706
00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:20,680
And he tags in Big Jim.
707
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:22,840
Big Jim hops the rope.
708
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,360
Setting up something here.
709
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,980
out and it doesn't seem to be Rooster or
the hole.
710
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:10,500
is going on.
711
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:12,640
Who is this mystery guest?
712
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:18,140
Is this Jack Bade in a hoodie?
713
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,940
I come to you, a damned soul in search
of redemption.
714
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:29,620
I will break free.
715
00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:32,380
I will not stop until my redemption is
obtained.
716
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:36,040
I am the condemned.
717
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:09,440
the condemned and crystal tyler in my
ring next week end of discussion
718
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:14,280
i'd rather go down and play ace bait is
back
719
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:21,180
redemption deliverance from evil trust
your destiny you
720
00:56:21,180 --> 00:56:23,220
want crystal tyler and sophia
53901
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