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Previously on Heel. Tell Dave about the
Kleenex. What'd he say?

The whole thing was a little bit of
butter.

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I may not deserve it, but if you give me
another chance, I promise I'm never

gonna let you down again.

You want to be seen, you cannot rely on
others who want to focus on them.

Your new DWL champion is... The Valet!

Funny bombshell.

According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess
anybody could just grab... the belt.

Jack, you need my expertise. You don't
know really what the fuck you're doing.

You must introduce me to Robin.

Bill, it's Colin.

Spooked it through the pair. You are a
wise woman, Constance.

You got it. You can't hit people out of
anger.

Jack,

each action and each situation you could
have resisted, you embraced them. You

fucking leaned in. You act like you're
some kind of genius.

You ruined my fucking life.

Tomorrow's a new day. You could talk to
him more.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll
hit you back.

Not a boy, Ace.

Not a boy.

I'm not waiting for the

answer But I

will walk in the shore

to find you, to find you.

The peace that you...

Congratulations. Now, let's square up
accounts now that you're flush.

I'm around all day. Give me a call.

Oop, must have missed your message,
Brian, you perky fake fuck.

Willie, Reggie from Connors Roofing.
Tell Jack I gotta get paid. It's been

months. Never leave. Never leave. Let's
just dance.

Leave house tonight.

No idea when. Hey, Pug, in two years
I'll be off to college and you'll miss

Really? Get your grades up or you won't
sniff at college. You can go away, too.

Have fun at work, hon.

I'll let you quit in the DWL.

Me too, love.

Me too.

What's wrong?

Hey, sorry, no one died, but I just got
an alert about a county highway meeting

on the family calendar, so... Sorry, I
keep clicking on the wrong calendar.

No worries, we all do it.

The county's taking bids, but they moved
that mate into the 11th.

Jack, today's the 11th.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Shit! Fuck!

Dude! Just call and say you overslept.

in our home. I'm just not where I should
be, which is selling industrial fucking

lawnmowers. God damn it. I'm sorry. I
love you.

Shit!

Jack, they love you there, so don't
rush.

Also, I want to remind you, we got to
meet with Thomas' principal tomorrow to

get the punch in it.

It's also on the shared family calendar.

The purple one.

Demi's got me scheduled to open the shop
tomorrow if I'm not fired today.

Thomas is suspended until we meet with
the school.

Well, do we both have to be there?
Because I took off too much time for the

and my leverage has dwindled.

Both parents need to be there.

Well, then I'll be there.

Jack, you sell more lawnmowers than
anyone else at that company.

Chisel that onto my gravestone.

Drive safely.

Call me later.

I will.

So nice to go on a run with you.

Sorry, I just needed to run hard.

Think.

Then run and not think.

You and Thomas will stay here as long as
you need.

What's up?

Oh, Jack just added a work meeting on
the shared family calendar. I was afraid

he'd miss it, so I called him.

You're nicer than I would have been.

Not really.

Poor guy's always doing three things at
once. He's... I feel for the guy.

He's... He's my guy.

Still, we just... gotta find our way
back to each other.

Hey. You and I need to talk. Where are
you?

Why, bringing over croissants?

If you wish.

That's why I suggested it.

I just want to make sure that last night
when we were talking, you weren't

blackout drunk or high as shit, because
if you and I are going to work together,

we really need to be, you know. No, I
wasn't high like that.

You're whispering.

You've got some chippy in your bed,
don't you? A lady, not a chippy. Her

Constance. I believe you've met.

You banged Constance the fair
commissioner?

Perhaps I did, perhaps I did not.

Which would you prefer?

Oh, my God!

That dirty, dirty bird!

She's quite nice.

And the reason we got the fair.

Correction, I'm the reason we got the
fair.

Yeah, okay, well, she still owes us our
appearance fee, so you tell that dirty

bird. Hey, slut -shamer, stop calling
her that.

I will call that trampy little knob
-gobbler whatever I want.

Get her to get me a check. I've got
countless overdue bills I've got to pay

today.

Happy to be of service.

You service nothing but that dirty
tweety twat.

Get her up out of bed and get her
flapping her wings my way. And if her

doesn't bounce, maybe you get some
goddamn croissants.

Chocolat, s 'il vous plaît. Merci.

Oh, I'd like the restroom key, please.
Got to buy something, thank you.

I'm going to get just the key. It'll be
great.

Keys for people who buy something.

I bought four Cokes at a gas break five
hours back.

I didn't tell you those Cokes. Each gas
break's a franchise.

Probably some of those Cokes in the
register at the gas break five hours

Not mine.

Yeah, but come on, man. You guys draft
off each other, right? Makes sense that

if I buy X amount of liquid at gas break
A, I should be able to use the restroom

at gas break B. People lie all the time.

I got the empty cokes in the receipt in
my Volvo to prove it. I'm just trying to

piss it back out.

Y 'all got to come up with some sort of
sales QR tracking code or some shit so

we're not debating a man's right to
relieve himself.

Sir, I'm not in the restroom business.

If you want to piss out their cokes,
drive back, piss out their cokes in

restroom. Or you could buy a new coke
here. I'll loan you my key. I got coke,

cherry coke, coke zero.

Stick them all up your ass, sir.

You're gonna wash it all away

That's

it I get good

First time I've kissed a man with a
mustache.

So last night was your first time riding
one, too.

You took to it pretty well.

If you need me today, I'll be at my
chiropractor.

Don't tell Willie I forgot to pick
because you seduced me.

How about we go to my big empty house
next time?

It's cold there. Maybe you can come by
and warm me up.

I'll use my entire body as a giant
blanket.

Could you like to touch it one more time
before you go?

Not in the parking lot, but definitely
later. Call me.

Will do.

Hey, guys, we've got Jim Freeman with us
today, author of one of my favorite

books, The Journey is the Obstacle. Jim,
please, tell folks about your

inspiration for writing it.

Thanks, Alex.

So there's many an adage that has led us
astray. Top of the list, life's about

the journey, not the destination.

I say bullshit. Right. Many of us are
stuck on the wrong journey, yet we

because we've been taught that we don't
deserve the astonishing now.

You cannot create your own version of
the astonishing now if you're mired in

making a foolish journey seem
meaningful.

The journey you've chosen is your
obstacle.

Yeah, totally. I can see that. If the
journey you're on is not astonishing in

its spectacularity, you must abandon it
and start anew.

Each of us are called to ignite journeys
sparked with the transcendent power of

the astonishing now. But so many of us
don't answer.

Wake up.

Hey, Siri, define transcendent.

Woo! There's the champ.

Did you sleep with that thing on?

Oh, I did not sleep.

I didn't want the feeling of that moment
to end. It didn't end.

It is just starting.

Thank you.

Hey, um, Bobby, I just wanted to say
thank you

for being in my corner.

I've never had anyone in my corner.

Not like you.

It's dope.

Your corner's a fun corner.

Amazing job last night. Well, last
night's over. Today, the wolves are at

door. People think we're flush with cash
now.

Money from the fair is spoken for. Still
got a mountain of unpaid bills.

We always knew the state fair was going
to be a loss, leader. We did it to

capitalize on the buzz that we get.
Don't tell me why we did it. I know why

did it. I also know a lot of that buzz
paints us as jabronis. Gully's already

cut two promos, saying our finish was
both.

I already blew up all of Gully Pete. Get
on Instagram.

Because half our comments are dystopia
marks mocking us on our own page. Let

them. Nobody ever gave a shit, and now
they do. That's good.

Not if we don't know what we are doing.

Look, I got 50 texts, media, fans,
sponsors, possible momentum, but I got

momentum with no plan because the fair's
finish was not our plan. We're back to

square one. No.

Mystery plus confusion equals ticket
sales. We're at the very least at square

two. Ticket sales?

To what?

Is Crystal really champ, Bunny? Is
someone calling someone else out? Maybe

there's an in -ring interview with Bill.
Shit's staying tight. I don't need a

full script.

Just a gist.

Just a sliver of a gist. Something to
promote.

We gotta pack the house, dude. We gotta
pack it this week, next week, the week

after that. We gotta pack it over and
over and over.

What the fuck is up with Ace? Because he
vanished last night.

I'm gonna go see him this afternoon.

And do what? Just have a laugh about how
you almost killed each other in the

ring? He heard the cheers. He knows what
we achieved. It was greatness.

Well, good.

Maybe greatness can be achieved a second
time by inspiring some words to come

out of your mouth about what the fuck
happens next.

Going to round everyone up.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll
hit you back.

Ace, look, I know we had an event that
ended last night's show and we hadn't

talked yet.

I've been trying to reach out. I'm sure
he's still sleeping.

Well, he's been up my ass for next
week's show.

Look, just tell me what you want to do.

We'll do it. Okay? Let's build off of
what we accomplished.

Together.

I think these boys got something here.

I cut back on the road date, build the
business with them.

You? Only if you promise your possum
drone will puke in Jack's face.

I'll shake on that right now.

Look, a lot of upside here. A lot of
potential.

But they need an update.

Announcers, big screens for the live
house, watch promos, vignettes,

maybe a podcast.

Gotta take it beyond the ring. Look at
you, Bill. Waking up with ideas.

According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess
anybody can grab the

belt. They don't even need to be in the
back. They can be a bunny.

A chipmunk or a palomino pony with a
braided tail?

That boy's neck must be made of
concrete. Billy, you clobbered him.

Heard him put a hop in my step.

Billy's got a good point, though. It was
an old DQ match, but Crystal still

wasn't in it. Crystal won.

They cheered. You didn't seem as
concerned with Crystal winning last

had just shotgun three beers, bro. I'm
just saying, in the light of day, we got

some explaining to do.

Hardcore fans won't respect us if we
don't. Now, boys, it is what we make of

Maybe. Since Crystal's Bill's valet, she
wanted for Bill. You fixed it even

better, Ricky. Somebody bring Big Daddy
my belt.

How's it hang on us, y 'all?

Round of applause for all of us. All
right.

Yeah.

Willie, Debbie, everything that you did
behind the scenes.

Bravo. You were seen.

You are appreciated. Thank you.

Good job, baby.

That's right. Ricky.

Good to have you with us last night. You
lent us your fans and your skill set.

Thank you. Amen.

Hey!

That stupid heart thing. Almost as much
as when they bow with praying hands.

Well, Dad, I didn't see your match.
Willie says you did good. Thank you and

congrats. All right, Dad.

Big Jim.

Okay. All right.

Talk to your wife. Make it official.
We're better with you here.

Welcome back.

Sure hope these guys like it and pay
these compliments because that's all

got left to pay them with.

Bill, you swallowed your embarrassment
and you kept the show going last night.

That gesture, that means a lot.

Not just because it benefited us, but
for what it says about you as a friend

the DWL.

Says I should have took a animal.

Chris, you lost yourself into the chaos
last night.

Festering spade family drama.

And we only weathered it because of you.

Because of your guts.

It's your instinct.

It's your heart.

I'm grateful for you.

Thank you.

Last but not least is Ace Spade, who's
still sleeping, apparently.

When everything was getting crazy last
night before Chris was saved today, Ace

could have climbed the ladder, grabbed
the belt.

But he didn't.

Okay?

Because he cares about this here
promotion.

DWL was recepted because Ace and I shook
hands on a vow of loyalty.

And for real bad reasons, I squandered
that.

So if anyone here has a problem with Ace
Spade, it started with me.

I deserve to blame because I put y
'all's hard work at risk.

I'm sorry.

I got to write this week's show.

Crystal, you're now a DWL wrestler.
Welcome to the roster.

I'll tell you, for this week's card,
I've got to rewind a few things. Just a

little bit.

We're going to invalidate the results of
the ladder match due to technicalities.

Build some heat.

Promote the shit out of it.

Deliver killer stories.

I want you all to stay sharp. Stay
tuned.

We survived.

Now let's build on it.

Thank you.

I think I deserve way more than scrap.

It's bullshit that I have to give up the
bell after holding it for one night.

I'm confused.

I should be able to defend my title in
the ring, not relinquish it on some

fucking technicality.

You came to my house, you said you'd do
whatever it takes with the DWL.

So there were conditions you didn't
disclose then.

Jack, I'm trying to talk about my future
in the DWL in the present.

We were together in the past five
seconds ago when I pronounced you a DWL

wrestler. It was 24 hours ago. You were
not. I'm not arguing that.

No, you are shouting after me and
calling bullshit.

Jack, I followed you to talk to you.

A week ago, you cried to me saying that
you would do anything for the DWL.

I wasn't crying to you. I was trying to
take responsibility for my actions.

But it would seem that anything meant
before you got the belt.

Because now you got the belt.

And you're the one who's telling me
what's next.

That's what you left out when you were
crying and apologizing.

You're real focused on that day.

I gotta square that day with what's
happening right now.

Do not consider any part of any event
scrapped.

So let me know if you want to be part of
this promotion.

Follow me, fucko.

You just got a gift.

I was just trying to... Shut up!

I thought you were smart.

Jack just gave you more praise than
anyone in this building. I got two

sentences, you got a monologue. He
actually used the words, I am so

you. You go marching after him, stamping
and stomping in your little Care Bear

boots, whining no fair.

Jesus. This...

Promotion is in the dark ages when it
comes to women wrestlers. You ever

a 30 -minute match?

Because that's what it takes to be at
the top of the card in this business.

30 minutes.

How's your cardio?

And what's your gimmick?

As far as the audience knows, Bunny
Bombshell now has a DWL belt. Or whoever

Bunny was before you tore your ears off.

We don't know.

So if you've got solutions, share them.

Otherwise, quit running your mouth.

I wasn't trying to run my mouth. Really?
Because you opened it and you let words

spew forth without thinking.

You say so. Oh, I say so.

I fucking know so.

I've lost my life to this business.

So listen to what I say.

I'm sorry.

I am listening.

Really?

Well, I've no idea who your Mr. Miyagi
is, but clearly you've been practicing.

You didn't learn all that on the
trampoline in your front yard.

Regardless, there's a match this
Saturday night. And before your hissy

was writing you into it.

For all I know now, he's in his office
writing you out.

Well, I will go apologize to him.

You will sit in this room for ten
minutes and do nothing but reflect on

can better speak to people about your
aspirations.

Nobody owes you shit.

Today's Monday. Your road to fairness
starts now. Go get one of the boys who

isn't trying to stick his dick in you to
help and start working.

Get in the ring.

Get through five minutes of action
nonstop, then 10 minutes, then 15, then

And if you can't do that, well, that's
the story Jack writes. You sidelined

before you even got started.

And whose fault is that?

Hey, Mama.

Hi.

With the rock.

I'm bombarded with junk mail.

I've discovered if I ship back a box of
rocks using the postage paid by Address

E envelope, it cost them a lot of money.

And it stopped.

Respect. Mm -hmm.

I've been calling Ace since last night.

One week.

Show went well, but we had a little bit
of a spat.

He's gone, Jack.

You make it sound ominous.

He left the food in his sleeping bag.

Then just say he went camping.

He went camping, Jack.

You don't think he went camping.

Took his Xbox.

Welcome.

Please be made aware that this
establishment is cash only. No credit

Venmo, no PayPal, no Apple Pay, no
crypto.

Cash only.

Seems pretty restrictive.

Just have some white toast.

Trying to lose weight?

Just trying to enjoy some toast.

Let me buy you a meal, partner.

Ma 'am, your frame needs protein.

I'm not trying to offend.

I've had days where all I ate was toast.

I like toast.

Can't trust a man who doesn't.

Buddy, I ain't lonely.

Go find some other runaway to make
s'mores with.

Well, you seem kind of old to be a
runaway.

Hey. Here.

I don't know why I did that.

I do.

You feel the world open to you, so you
keep it.

In the bygone era, I would have had a
great answer to that question.

But I'll just say this. Let's lock up.

Hey, man, you work here?

Are you buying or complaining?

Buying. Is this jacket good for the
rain?

What do you mean good for the rain?

If I'm in the rain, will I be good?

Well, it is a raincoat, so I think the
answer is yes.

You ever gone camping in Dover Springs?

Nah, I hate camping.

You work in a camping store?

Alimony. Don't ever get married.

So, if you're hiking and camping in
Dover Springs, I hope you're all geared

You got bear spray?

There's bears in Dover Springs?

Oh, yeah. Lots of them.

They passed a law, you can't kill them
anymore, but bears don't seem to be

thankful about that when you run into
them, so watch out.

You got hiking boots?

No, I was just going to wear these.

You're going to hike in soccer shoes?
It's pretty rough terrain.

Yeah, if they're broken, then I'll be
good.

Hey, I just want to make sure you know
what you're doing up there.

I mean, you're asking me about the
efficacy of a raincoat.

This particular raincoat.

Raincoats always work, man.

That's why they're raincoats.

Do you sell tents?

I don't think it's too bad.

I'll smile more to offset it.

Thank you for waking me up yesterday. I
think we're going to get that contract

with the county.

A lot of mowers.

Jack, that's so great.

Ace left town.

I had no idea where. I think the idea is
he don't want me having any idea

because he hates me.

He doesn't. He's not gone far.

He took his Xbox.

I never should have told him the truth.

Daisy, we were cooking.

We had arrived.

Let's just have this meeting, get Thomas
back in school.

Ace will be back. Hello there, Mr.

Spade, Mrs. Spade. Good to see you
again. Hey, good to see you.

Despite the circumstances.

This is Jennifer Stone.

Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Stone.

She works with the district as a school
psychologist.

Sorry we kept you waiting.

No worries at all.

The amount of time I spend in this here
office as a boy makes me nostalgic to be

back. Usually the principal's office
brings up scary memories. I hope you

weren't a troublemaker, Mr. Spade.

Well, it didn't necessarily make any
trouble. Didn't shy away from it when it

found me.

Certainly wasn't scared of it.

Violence sometimes suggests a deeper
issue going on with a child, and the

proximity to professional wrestling may
even normalize it.

It's boys.

We handled it at home.

Tell us. We're concerned.

No need for concern.

It's handled.

Thomas understands he can't use his fist
to express himself.

Well, not at school, anyway.

School, there are rules. School rules
say you can't defend yourself that way.

Note it.

No need for a deeper dive.

Well, the video evidence of the incident
might amend your feelings about it. You

got any audio evidence?

Audio evidence would amend your
feelings, because audio evidence would

what provoked Thomas that day.

Thomas broke the boy's nose.

We want to make every effort to de
-escalate the situation.

It's over. It's de -escalated.

You think this is funny.

No, I don't. But I was just recalling
when I was in fifth grade here.

A kid named Dave Curley pulled down
Becky Colquitt's pants at recess.

Becky's brother Todd stepped up. He
broke Dave's nose.

And then he broke Dave's left arm.

And Dave learned something.

that day about bullying.

And guess what?

Dave turned into a pretty good guy.

He's working as a social worker now up
in Raleigh. Thomas is a sensitive boy

responded in a way we don't prefer.

Thomas got told to go fuck himself.

That's bullying.

Thomas taught that bully a last lesson
about using threats and fighting words.

There's no such thing as fighting words,
Mr. Spade.

Fighting words escalate into a school
shooting.

And you don't want that, do you?

Did you just ask me if I wanted this to
escalate to a school shoot?

I did.

Until Congress legislates an approved
list of fighting words that justifiably

provoke physical retribution, we're just
going to draw the line at no punching.

No kicking, no scratching, no pulling
hair, too. But top on the list is no

punching. Make sense?

Totally. Completely.

Mission accomplished.

That was one of the worst routes ever
taken to accomplish any mission ever.

It's a miracle we got out of that
meeting with them agreeing to let Thomas

in school.

Well, Stacy's over in Dunworth and he's
unsuspended, so what is the deal for

tonight? Gonna drive to Alpharetta, grab
Thomas, and come on back? Because

that's a... It's a lot of driving for
one day.

I don't even know what to... Stacy, I
can't do the meeting.

It's me.

Jack, it's my point of view.

I figured since we were invited...
Summoned. We were summoned. They had the

district school psychologist there.

This wasn't a meeting about detention
and writing I'm sorry for punching 200

times. They think our son might have
mental health issues.

They're concerned that the school
district's going to get sued. They're

trying to cover their ass. They wanted
us to acknowledge punching as wrong. How

could you not read that?

Because punching isn't always wrong.

Listen, are we supposed to live
according to principle, or are we

suck it up?

We're supposed to live according to
principle and common sense.

Well, let me know when to use which.

And hey, how is it that I'm here talking
about Thomas and you're clearly trying

to talk about me?

No, I'm talking about all of us. This is
exactly my point. I think we're doing

this together and then you go rogue
arguing about fighting words.

No, going rogue's fighting in the
absence of fighting words.

Those people have master's degrees. If
they think we should reframe our son's

behavior, maybe we should just listen.

I listened.

Then I responded. You taught. You
schooled the school people.

What the hell, man? You've won gear
lately.

Confrontational. I was in there
defending our son who did not have

issues. I don't want to argue.

I just want to hold your hand and walk
through this life together.

But I sure can't imagine anyone
observing us and thinking, wow, what a

marriage.

But it's what I want.

It's what we deserve, and it's not this.

And I'm not in a hurry to come home if
it's the way we're going to treat it.

Go ahead.

Say something else about how I'm no
longer the man that you married.

Stop provoking me. I wasn't going to. I
did what you asked.

I told Asa the truth. I'm here at this
meeting listening to those two fucking

idiots tell us that our son is a bully,
which is not true.

I can see the point.

I did not think it true, but I did for
you, for Thomas, for us.

I can play by the rules, but you're here
and you're threatening me, Stacy.

You're threatening to stay separated.
No, I'm telling you, I am so disoriented

and unfamiliar by this way. You now seem
to... Express your unhappiness.

And that it has to change, Jack, because
I can't do it like this.

Well, I don't know when you got so
conditioned, but there it is. That's

No, it is.

Who the fuck are you? It is.

Look, maybe it should be.

I get it.

I'm going to stop asking you to come
home.

Because clearly, I haven't earned it.

Who am I?

I disappeared the day my dad shot
himself in the head.

Dad just found words to me for Jack,
take care of Ace, and I thought that I

I'm a man who's desperate to provide,
who's trying to build a home.

For all of us.

I'm failing at all that.

So I'm a man who doesn't know where his
brother is.

And his wife and son have left him alone
in our home. Now, what's that

make me? Who's that make me?

I'm just a dude.

I'm just a dude who's trying.

And all I'm doing instead is I'm fucking
everything up.

I'm a disaster.

I don't know what I have to do to find
the guy that I was before.

I've known the first thing.

I'm going to figure it out.

Cause once you know, then you know.

And you don't want to go back to
wherever it is that you come from.

I just want to be high

with you.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll
hit you back.

Hey, hey, listen to me, man. I don't
know how far you went or where, but I

know... took your xbox with you so just
tell me what i gotta do to get you back

here you want me to run down main street
naked with pumpkin head done all right

i messed up but i need you with me i
want you to know that i'm gonna keep on

working to build this thing until you
decide to come back you know it's gonna

come back because you were born to
wrestle so just reach out and let's fix

Okay, okay.

Naked lady walks into a bar.

No way.

Ace is going to wait.

No idea where.

New plan.

Crystal, you're going to be on the car.
Where?

I don't know. But we're going to throw
you in the deep end. That way, if you

drown, we will not have wasted any time.

Don't ask me how it ends.

Don't ask me how it begins.

I'm going to write a promo.

We're going to shoot it tonight.

Brew some coffee.

Jesus, the minute we get some momentum,
these fucking brothers, man.

Now Ace quit.

Rooster defected. Pox gone AWOL. Bobby's
legs broke. He's fucking great.

Actually, I'm healing really fast.
Doctor said that I make more calcium

average person.

How's that work exactly?

You got like a milk titty in your leg?

Hey, Jack.

Want you to know, I'm here to relieve
some pressure.

Here to help. Bill, if you're going to
tell me that I don't know what the fuck

I'm doing again, no thank you.

You don't know what the fuck you're
doing is not an insult.

It isn't.

Look, you can't be judged on your
ability to do something if you haven't

properly taught how.

No disrespect to your dad.

Hey, you want to go where he never went
and where I've been.

Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire. I
own that. I offer an apology.

And I am here to help.

Not to disrupt.

Now look, we are right now what we call
in the business butt

-fucked. The finish to the title match
gave us a huge pop, but we booked

ourselves into a corner. We gotta figure
out how to make you whole again.

while still pushing crystal without
emasculating your sausage party of a

roster. Look, you can write.

Write.

But I got some ideas.

Some good ones.

I'd like to share them with you.

In this battered notebook, one of about
a hundred.

There lies the scribbled wisdom born out
of 7 ,000 nights in 6 ,000 motels

Let's put our heads together and get
this

shit going As

president of the Duffy, Rethlin League,
Board of Directors.

I called this press conference to
address the recent controversy.

Last week, in an overzealous moment, our
referee erroneously awarded the title

to Bunny Bombshell, who was not a legal
competitor in the title match and

therefore was ineligible to win.

This referee is now suspended without
pay pending an investigation.

There's no need. There's no need.

I'm retiring from ref.

Praise the Lord.

Nice, passing the heat to the ref.

Time tests are good shit.

Shut the fuck up, Kevin.

Bill Hancock was incapacitated during
the match and left unattended. A

oversight by our entire promotion.

I want to apologize to Mr. Hancock for
our mishandling of your gastrointestinal

complication and offer you Jack Spade in
a ladder match rematch for the

DWL title.

This is only happening.

because he's threatening to sue the DWF.
Ready?

I accept your completely unmotivated
apology.

But if you're looking for who to blame,
look at who might gain through sabotage.

Jack Spade.

Ace Spade.

I was poisoned!

And who had better access than my so
-called valet?

Freaking bombshell! A valet that had
just come off working with Ace Spade.

they never stopped working together.

Keep on using them fighting words, Bill,
and you're going to find yourself in a

world of hurt.

You've got your money, and you've got
your lawyers, but what you also have is

mouth writing checks that your leaky ass
can't cash.

Let's go right now, Big Jack!

Please, leave it for the rain, where we
will all gladly pay.

to see you spill one another's blood.
And now, Miss Bombshell.

Oh, check yourself.

My name is not Bunny Bombshell or Tits
McGee or any other cartoon stage

name. This hairy syphilitic sack of skin
tried pinning on me. You will call me

Crystal Tyler.

I am a grown damn woman.

Oh, you think it's funny, Jack Spade. I
do.

What's funny was that look on your face
after I kicked your ass and took your

title. Yes,

Tyler. I am impressed by your
competitive fire.

But this belt and the title are going to
be held in abeyance until Saturday's

match between Jack Spade and Wild Bill
Hancock.

And Ace Spade, you're invited to return
to Duffy and challenge for the belt

again. If not, your spot will be taken
by another challenger.

See you all Saturday, 7 .30 p .m., live
from the Duffy Dome.

Cut. Cut.

Good job. Good job, sir. Ain't nothing
without the word, Shakespeare.

in room only.

Feel the fucking dreams out there.

Promo works so good.

Merch is moving. Beer is flowing.

We're going to make some money tonight.

We still got to buy what we're selling
in the ring.

Okay. One victory at a time. You sure
about the finish?

Confirming.

This is Ace. Leave a message and I'll
hit you back.

Hey, if you show up here in the next ten
minutes or so, just slide in the back

and I'll fill you in once we're in the
ring.

Otherwise... I'm going to keep reaching
out. I'm going to keep leaving these

messages.

I need you back here.

Folks, I'm sorry to say this, but Ace
Spade is a no -show.

But you were promised a triple threat
ladder match for the DWL strap, and

exactly what you're going to get.

Ace Spade's sudden and mysterious
absence has provided the opportunity of

lifetime.

I am making an open challenge to any
other man on the DWL.

spectator just like yourselves tonight.

Look at this typical male bullcrap.

Woman comes in, beats three men, only to
have a fourth man manufacture

some technicality to dismiss her.

They're looking at me like, who's this
bitch thinks she is?

Shut up!

You guys see that look on Jack Spade's
face?

Yeah.

In the DWL.

You know what? You're actually right
about me, Jack.

This match is no place for a woman.

Crystal Tile, you won't win the match.

You got it!

But, but, don't you come crying to me
because you got bit trying to play with

the bitch.

the dance contest now.

Okay, here we go.

This is some great action here. You
don't turn your back on a girl with that

kind of agility, I'll tell you. Looks
like she's trying to maybe choke him.

Whoa! Crystal just lands on her feet
like a house cat.

Stuck to dismount.

She means business.

Understand that. I would use a lock or a
clothespill. Clothespill is illegal in

professional wrestling, Eddie Earl.

Oh, he's fixing to end this girl's
career before it starts.

She's jumping off the top floor.

Appliances. Here she goes. Oh, the
Nadia. A super kick right there. Every

Jack takes the guys off the prize,
Crystal does something fantastic.

Oh, good Lord.

Like a young Nadia Coleman each led with
an L.

of the face for anybody under 75 right
now. He means Simone Biles. He's working

the outside of the ring here.

He's stealing a $7 beer. That's not all
right.

Remember, this is a ladder match.

You need to use the ladder to climb and
grab the belt.

You need the ladder to win the match,
but it can also be used against you.

Look at her.

She's been to a Home Depot before.

Oh, he's back in the ring.

He's a little do -si -do there.

She didn't plan to land on that elbow.

Hot dog.

Kids these days call that a cutter.

It's a crystal cutter, Eddie Earl.
That's a rich country in the Middle East

well.

Oh, that ladder's twice the size of that
little girl.

She's got to get up to the top floor and
get that belt.

Oh, Crystal's going to win this match
right here, right now.

Have you ever seen a ladder match where
someone climbed the ladder with a sense

of urgency or alacrity?

Who's got a hold of her?

An impolite hold of her.

Could be prosecuted in some states.

Who's going to throw her into the second
row?

He might be in trouble here. Twisting
the life out of his neck. Like a bullet

constrictor.

She's locked in a triangle choke.

He's very much in trouble.

I wouldn't think a lot of men would want
to be in his position.

He's tapping out. He can't breathe. He
don't want to be there.

He's out.

Jack's unconscious.

It's all over with the climbing.

No one can say that she won on a
technicality. She beat these men fair

square. We are all eyewitnesses. She's
this close to winning the belt again.

Wait a minute. She's coming from the
side.

It's crystal mania is what it is. That's
what's broken out here.

Hey, look at how dejected Jack Spade is.
He's upset.

Well, he should be. Yeah, absolutely. He
just lost a 101 -pound girl.

Great piece of business, Jack.

One hell of a sacrifice for a top guy to
put over a five -foot -nothing female

and clean at that.

It was the right thing to do.

Judging by those cheers.

It was a good call.

Thank you.

You helped put her over too.

Therefore, Saul took a sword and fell on
it. And when his armor bearer saw that

Saul was dead, he also fell on his sword
and died with him.

I'll be fine.

I once lost a vanilla ice and a ninja
turtle.

Really, I just... All right.

Good job.

Go ahead and grab yourself a beer or a
shot. You know, celebrate.

All righty then.

Hey, a few more shows like that and you
might actually make someone.

Hey, listen to me, man. I don't know how
far you went or where, but I know you

took your Xbox with you. So just tell me
what I got to do to get you back here.

You want me to run down Main Street
naked with a pumpkin head?

Done. All right, I'm that duck. I want
you to know that I'm going to keep on

working to build this thing until you
decide to come back.

You know it's going to be a warm breath.

Just reach out.

Turns out the DWL didn't need Ace after
all. Now we got...

Help? Is anyone here?

If the wrestling stops, nobody wins.

We need a women's division. It's time.

Josh Spade can't take you to the top,
but I can.

This is a chance. You take it and lead
to another and another.

It's time we did a cross promotion.

You don't need to give me my due.

I took it.

It's going to be one hell of a ride
seeing where we go from here.