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- Aw. You're all such talented artists!
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I'm gonna put this cute
little guy on the corkboard.
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- This isn't kid's stuff, Mom!
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We're making NFTs.
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- NFTs? So, like digital art, right?
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- Hardly.
Though, in this case, yes.
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- NFTs stands for non-fungible token.
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That means it's unique.
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So, if I buy an NFT,
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I'm the only one who has that image.
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- No.
- But I own the original?
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- Meesh, Mom! No one wants the original!
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- So if I were to buy an NFT,
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what would I actually own?
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- A concept.
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In the form of a digital token
stored on the blockchain.
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Blockchain. Blockchain. Block...
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Blockchain? That is so interest...
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- I sold my horsie NFT!
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- Someone bought Mandy's
awful horse drawing?
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For $3!
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- Wha? Money? Who said money?
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- Nobody, but top NFTs
do sell for millions.
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Like this collection.
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The Apathetic Fish Society.
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They look kinda cool,
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yet also extremely stupid.
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- Cool yet stupid, you say?
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Clearly, I, Bender,
am destined to be
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the next smash-hit NFT!
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- You know, he might be
just stupid enough.
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- Might be.
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Look at that. Yeah.
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Come on now!
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Yeah. Hit it up. Ooh!
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Hey.
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It's go time!
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The Bender Collection drops in three,
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two...
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- Let's sell some Bender!
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Oops. Wrong gun.
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"Bender with Sombrero"
just sold for one cent!
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- That's 'cause I bought it.
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You know, to trick suckers
into thinking it's valuable.
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Then I paid a quarter.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- This whole NFT thing
is completely crooked?
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I love it!
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- It's happening!
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The suckers are snapping up
Bender's NFTs now!
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How much did I make?
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- You're not gonna believe this.
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You just made 90...
- Million?
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- Four...
- Thousand?
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- Dollars!
- Cents?
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- Wait. $94? Woo-hoo! I'm rich!
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In your face, kids who helped me!
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You children really earned that ice cream.
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I probably should have paid for it.
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Anyway, thanks for the ice cream.
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Apparently, one buyer
purchased all of Bender's NFTs.
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- Wha... What kinda
idiot would do that?
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- That kind.
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- Note how the apathy conveyed by the fish
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is exceeded only by
the laziness of the art itself.
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- Yes.
- Fabulous.
- Quite so.
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- And here's a piece
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we just acquired for $94.
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- That's me! That's my NFT!
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- Excuse me? No.
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This piece belongs to the museum.
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Could you step aside, sir?
You're blocking the art.
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- I am the art!
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That NFT represents
the very concept of me, Bender.
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- That concept now resides in our NFT,
so... scoot!
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But! But! But!
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I've lost everything!
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I sold off all the little pieces of me!
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Can't you just hack in
and get your NFT back?
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- Dad! That hacking stuff only
happens in stupid TV shows.
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Does it look like we're in
a stupid TV show?
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- Kind of.
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- The blockchain is
cryptographically secure.
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There's no way to hack in.
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- Unless you can factor
a million-digit number,
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which I very much doubt.
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- I can't even factor six!
I've tried!
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I don't know who
or what I'm anymore!
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- Well, according to your self-published,
handwritten autobiography,
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you're Bender Rodriguez,
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the coolest Mexican
bending robot in the world.
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And also my best friend.
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- Then truly I have nothing!
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Goodbye, jerks!
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I'm off to rediscover
the concept of Bender!
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Perhaps in the land of my ancestors.
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What land was that again?
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- Mexxxico, with three Xs.
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- Got it.
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Adios, carnitas bags.
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Mexico.
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Maybe here in the land
of my robo-ancestors,
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I can find myself.
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- Hola, amigo.
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- Close enough.
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- Yep, it's shiny and metal, alright.
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[sips] And what of your ass?
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- ¡También es magnífico!
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- We must've been made
in the same factory.
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We have so much in common!
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- Come, amigo!
I will take you to my village,
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where my family
has lived for centuries
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without a single software update.
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Mexico has been home
to many great empires.
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The Toltecs, the Aztecs,
and in the 2200s,
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the Nanotecs.
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- The ancient stone robots?
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- Sí.
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Everywhere we still find ruins
of their great civilization.
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Because, they were bad at building stuff.
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Here, our people still fire pottery
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just as the ancients did.
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- ¿Quién es este idiota?
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- Please, the pleasure is all mine.
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Hey, what are those dorks doing?
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- Playing "Hoop,"
our ancient national sport.
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Whoever gets the ball
through the hoop wins.
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- Aw. It's cute how bad they suck.
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- Well, it's basically
impossible to score.
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The ball is just a big heavy rock.
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Hey! That was the best shot I ever seen!
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It nearly went through!
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- I'm great, alright.
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- And here is where my familia
has lived for generations.
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Welcome to Casa Rodriguez.
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- That's so weird.
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The house and me have the same last name!
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- You are Bender Rodriguez?
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I am Doblando Rodriguez!
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We are all some kind of Rodriguezes!
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Everyone, say hola to Bender,
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my long-lost cousin!
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Hola, Bender.
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- ¡Hola, Tío Bender!
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Parasite!
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- Bender, this is my Abuelatron.
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And yours, too, come to think of it.
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- You're my grandma?
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I can't believe I've never met you before!
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Nieto.
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You move away when
you just eight seconds old.
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I can tell you are muy especial.
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- I really am.
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And so is this rusty
old village.
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I feel so surrounded by love.
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- Bah, I don't like talk about feelings.
Time for a drink.
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- You're a booze bag? Me, too!
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- Poor Bender'll never have
another moment of happiness
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unless we can get his NFT back.
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But I know it's impossible
'cause of blockchain.
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- Blockchain's not the boss of me!
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I say we grab it off the wall and run.
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I've always wanted to pull a museum heist.
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You poor ignorant dopes.
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You can't just steal an NFT off the wall.
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To steal an abstract
mathematical construct,
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you need a professor.
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- And we have a professor!
- Now, as everyone knows,
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the secret to a good heist is
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the more complex, the better.
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Which is why I 3D printed
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this exact scale model of the museum.
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- We know. We've been staring at it.
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- I even purchased tiny NFTs
at tremendous expense
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to simulate the museum's collection.
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And there's a fully
functioning tiny cafeteria!
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Here, behind this bulletproof glass wall,
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is the museum's secure computer room,
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where the digital file of Bender's NFT
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is actually located.
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Not in the TV itself,
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as certain unnamed idiots might think.
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- Rude.
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- There's one thing you
didn't think of, Professor.
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The museum's full of security cameras.
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- And there's one thing
you didn't think of,
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which is that I did think of that.
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You see, my model also has
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a fully functioning security system.
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I'll simply jack into
the real security feed
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and replace it with
the feed from my model.
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The guards won't see us breaking in.
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They'll just see these adorable
little empty galleries.
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- I don't care if they can't see me.
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I paid for this custom one-eyed mask,
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and I'm wearing it!
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Those look amazing, Abuelatron.
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Living in a big city,
I've only ever had the handmade kind.
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- The old ways are the best, Bender.
Here, try one.
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- Man, that's good!
- I wouldn't mind having seconds.
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- You know, Bendejo,
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I used to love cooking with your mother.
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C-Could you tell me about her?
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I-I barely remember anything
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because she was so uninteresting.
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She was such a kind,
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thoughtful arm.
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Always picking things up
to give to others.
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Which reminds me.
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This is an ancient quipu
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passed down from our ancestors.
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Your mother, well,
she wanted you to have it.
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- Then why didn't she give it to me?
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- Because I steal it.
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Hey, what's with the weird knots?
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- Maybe some kind of ancient code.
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No one knows what it is anymore.
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- I don't know what I is
anymore either. [sniffles]
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But thank you.
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- I steal again. [giggles]
- Ooh, you are a bad grandma!
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- Get ready to lose, primo!
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- Ha! You miss more shots
than a stormtrooper!
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- Yes! Closer than usual!
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Yeah? Watch this.
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- You know, the annual village
hoop tournament is tomorrow.
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- You think I'm good enough?
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I still never actually scored a point.
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- Bender, the victor wins
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great honor for his family
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- Then I shall win it for you!
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- Welcome to Hoop Day,
our most popular
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and only event of the year!
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May this contest please
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the ancient Nanotec emperors,
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deep in their subterranean tombs.
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- It's gonna be fundito on a bundito!
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Man! It's like no one else
is even trying.
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I'm literally killing guys left and right!
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- We pray our finalists
Bender and Doblando
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will please the ancients
with an epic display
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of trash talk.
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- Good luck, primo.
- Love ya, cuz.
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Hey! Save it for the match!
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- Switching to miniature security feed.
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- I mean, Charlene's great,
and it feels like love,
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but, hell, I ain't sure
I even know what love is.
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Hey, did them screens just blink?
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- Man, why every time I talk feelings,
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you gotta change the damn subject?
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- I'm sorry, URL. I'll do better.
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After three days of thrilling play,
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the score is tied zero-zero
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with only two days left
on the shot clock.
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And Doblando gets by Bender
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with a magnificent ass-fake!
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- [flatly] No!
- I have accidentally lost the ball!
257
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Bender goes strong to the hoop!
258
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,014
- Swish, baby! In my face!
259
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,892
- Queso on a cross!
260
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,062
Bender has won the tournament!
261
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,565
- Woo!
262
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,402
- I so proud of you,
my little pachuco.
263
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,615
- Grandma, you're embarrassing me!
264
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,033
Now do the other side.
265
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,719
- Let's do this, why not?
266
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,183
- Nothing in our way now
267
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,059
but a foot of bulletproof glass.
268
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,770
You're on, Zoidberg.
269
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,273
I can't snip it!
270
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,442
- Who said anything about snipping?
271
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,152
Here, step in.
272
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,780
When boiled,
shellfish emit an intense scream
273
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,491
at precisely 2,000 hertz.
274
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,203
- I'm feeling 2,000 hurts right now.
275
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,128
Ha!
276
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,923
I've found Bender's NFT!
277
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,884
It's the alarm at Planet Express!
278
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,385
There's been a break-in!
279
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,433
- Scram, you saucers. Go on, beat it.
280
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,185
- It's a miniature art heist!
281
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,396
They're stealing those little NFTs!
282
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,107
- I guess my parents
never showed much affection,
283
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,360
so in my own sex life...
284
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,111
Robbery in progress, baby.
285
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,364
Thank God.
286
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,408
- Most of all, I want to thank my familia
287
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,787
for giving me back
the concept of who I am.
288
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,206
It turns out I'm you.
289
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,500
And I'm also this beautiful place
290
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,460
and my proud heritage.
291
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:28,339
It all adds up to
Bender Bending Rodriguez,
292
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,757
Champion of Hoop!
293
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,805
- I will never forget you, Bender.
294
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:42,144
- Bender, you have won the ultimate honor.
295
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,480
Soon, you shall meet
296
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,567
the ancient emperors themselves.
297
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,277
- Ooh, fun! When?
298
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,612
- Right after we sacrifice you.
299
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,868
- I think you're confused, padre.
- I won.
300
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,161
If anybody's getting sacrificed...
301
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,873
- [whispers] it should be him.
- No, no, no, no!
302
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,417
The honor of death goes to the winner.
303
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:07,211
- What? Hey, wait a second.
304
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,005
You sucked on purpose!
305
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,798
- How can you say such a thing?
306
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,134
I tried almost my very best.
307
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,554
- Our champion shall die gloriously,
308
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:19,640
on the altar of the ancients!
309
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,852
- What altar?
- It's down there.
310
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,980
- Where? Over... [screams]
311
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,942
Bite my shiny metal ass...
312
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,988
- I guess we'll never know
313
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,200
what he was trying to say.
314
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,288
- Thanks for springing us
from the joint, kids.
315
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,208
- Mommy said you're a cautionary tale.
316
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:49,045
- What matters is we heisted Bender's NFT.
317
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,631
Before they nabbed us,
I managed to download it
318
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,175
onto my USB toothstick.
319
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,720
Then, I deleted the original.
320
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,139
We did it!
321
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,309
That's not how an NFT works.
322
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,603
- Is too!
323
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,065
- But I hit delete! Really hard!
324
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,317
- You can't just delete an NFT!
325
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,320
There are billions of copies
stored all over the universe.
326
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,280
Whuh?
327
00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:18,574
- But only the museum
has access to a hash code
328
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,786
on the blockchain that
authenticates ownership.
329
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,954
- But! But!
330
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,837
I should not have
booby-trapped my toothstick.
331
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,923
- Ass!
332
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:48,397
Well, not the worst hole
I've ever woken up in.
333
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,291
No way.
334
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,210
The ancient emperors are real?
335
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,545
What a load.
336
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,672
They're just dumb carvings.
337
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,515
Did I say dumb? I-I meant majestic.
338
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,818
Bender...
339
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,613
- You have pleased us
340
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,407
with your thrilling hoop victory.
341
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,576
- Qué magnífico, Bender.
342
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,371
You came to play and gave it 110%.
343
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,208
- It was 109, but thanks for rounding up.
344
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,919
What are those weird
string dealies on your chest?
345
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,464
- It's an old technology
known as string memory.
346
00:20:56,465 --> 00:21:00,009
The bits are represented
by ones and knots.
347
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,345
So it's like a computer program?
348
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,681
- Sí. Each program is stored in a quipu.
349
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,892
That one does spreadsheets,
350
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:11,312
that one solves
the traveling salesman problem,
351
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,649
and that one lets you play
solitaire on your phone.
352
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,235
- And that one?
- Es macramé.
353
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,238
- So these strings can compute anything?
354
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,823
'Cause there's this NFT I'd like to steal.
355
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,367
- N-No, no, no, no, no.
356
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:28,496
¡Los NFTs tienen
seguridad criptográfica!
357
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:31,040
- To steal an NFT off the blockchain,
358
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,835
you'd have to be able
to factor huge integers
359
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,628
in polynomial time.
360
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,464
- I know, I know. A little kid told me.
361
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,967
You got a quipu that can handle it?
362
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,554
- Alas, no. We once had such an algorithm,
363
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,722
but it was lost to history.
364
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,517
"The Algorithm of the Gods," we called it,
365
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:53,020
knotted of beautiful
blue and gold threads.
366
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,356
- Blue and gold?
367
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,777
- ¡Es un milagro!
368
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,529
- I can't believe it!
369
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:04,699
At last, the Algorithm of the Gods
has been returned
370
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,784
to its rightful home!
371
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:10,079
- Aw, come on! You've already
got a wall full of algorithms!
372
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,415
How about I just keep it
as my parting gift?
373
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,919
- Bender, it's called
the Algorithm of the Gods for a reason.
374
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,882
Porque es too powerful
for the mortal world.
375
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,801
- But it was given to me
by my poor old mother,
376
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,595
What's Her Name. [sniffles]
377
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,681
Can I at least kiss it goodbye?
378
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,308
- You have moved my soul.
379
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,851
One kiss.
380
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,399
- See ya, fossils!
381
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,318
- After him!
382
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:43,112
- We no move, estupido.
383
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,327
- So how was Me-he-co?
384
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:52,079
- Yeah, what was it like
meeting your family?
385
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,042
- Well, it was kinda like meeting
the different facets of myself
386
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,752
'cause they were all great.
387
00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,254
- Sounds like your family's
a lot like your NFT.
388
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,215
- Yeah, and that's why I want it back!
389
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,300
To remind me of my people or whatever.
390
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,593
What's the holdup?
391
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,846
- Dude, calculations
this massive take time.
392
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,015
- You can't just plug in a quipu
and expect it to...
393
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,976
Wow. That's a fast quipu.
394
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,188
- The NFT is all yours again, Bender.
395
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:22,026
- In some way I don't understand
even the slightest bit,
396
00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:23,361
I'm back, baby!
397
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,781
- And the best part of all
398
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:28,783
is knowing that blasted museum
399
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:31,077
won't be able to show it anymore.
400
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,954
- Um, actually...
401
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,456
- What?!
- Why is it still here?
402
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,250
- I hate this place!
403
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,502
- As we've been trying to tell you,
404
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,880
no person or museum can own the image.
405
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,091
- What Bender owns is the NFT.
406
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,847
- Guys, it's okay.
I'm actually fine with this.
407
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,431
- Really? Why?
408
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,809
- Because I now own the factors
409
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,395
of a million-digit binary number
410
00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:00,064
that no one else can ever have,
411
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,525
and that's what's truly important to me.
412
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,027
- Well, yeah, but you're a robot.
413
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,154
Why would a human want an NFT
414
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,740
if it's just some huge string of numbers?
415
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,952
- No conceivable reason.
416
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,925
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