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Mm! This Baked Alaska is great, Amy.
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What's your secret?
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I'm bisexual.
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Oh, you mean the dessert!
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The trick is to start by
buying real Alaska, then...
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Mama?
Is it time to show off yet?
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It sure is, schmeety-pie.
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Show Fry and Leela your painting
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so they can compliment it.
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Lookit!
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It's Mama and Dumdum.
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Oh, it's exquisite.
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Right?
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What? Oh.
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- What?
- You really captured
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your mommy's unusually shaped hair,
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and your daddy's pukey color.
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Shapes and colors are the parts
I always have trouble with.
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You know, I always wanted
to be an artist, and I...
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That's so interesting.
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Let's talk about something else.
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I'm bored.
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I'm more bored.
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Oh yeah?
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I'm so bored, I wanna
punch myself in the face.
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I'll do it for ya.
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- Go ahead.
- Make me.
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Eh, I'm too bored.
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Don't you have like
a built-in TV or something?
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No.
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But have you ever heard of...
AM radio?
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And Sweden wins!
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This has been Don Cunningham
with the nightly war roundup.
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Bo-ring.
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Fifteen, four, 290, 5,036...
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What are those, numbers?
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- Two...
- "Two"?
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I'm almost positive that's a number!
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Help, help, help, help, help,
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help, help, help, help, help.
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The radio's saying numbers at me!
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One thousand three hundred sixty-two.
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Thirty-four thousand
nine hundred and sixty-nine...
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Aw, that's just
a numbers station, Bender.
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Some people think it's spies
communicating in code.
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It's actually a real thing.
Look it up.
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Turn it off, turn it off!
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I'm not touching your antenna.
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Two hundred ninety.
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Well, thanks for a lovely evening.
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Man, that hypersonic elevator's
really fast.
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Ow.
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Bender, at the risk of getting personal,
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are you scared of numbers?
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Not all numbers.
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I-I love zero and one.
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But two?
And those other guys?
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Where does it all end?
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Hey look!
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A 24-hour art supply store.
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Leela, have I ever told you how
I always wanted to be an artist?
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Yes, it's one of the most
recent things you said.
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Well, I'm not gonna let that stop me.
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Guys! Dolls!
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Remember the pain I predicted
Professor would live in
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the last 10 years of his life?
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Well, they've discovered
a miracle drug that'll make it 20!
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I'm so tired of this physical existence.
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The constant agony.
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These scratchy physical pajamas.
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If only I could live in a world
of pure thought and beauty.
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Sure, that'd be great.
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We now go live
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to tonight's lottery drawing.
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Fifteen,
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four,
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290...
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...two,
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1,362...
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...and 34,969.
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That is not a regulation ball!
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Hey, aren't those the same numbers
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that came over Bender's antenna?
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You mean Bender's antenna is magic?
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Eh, that's what the fembots say.
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Magic is one plausible
but stupid explanation.
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Is it possible someone is encoding
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some kind of message in lottery numbers?
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Hey Leela!
Come see my paintings.
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Oh... hmm.
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That art store had a futuristic technology
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that really unlocked my creative powers.
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It's called "paint-by-numbers."
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Oh, Lord.
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They're exquisite!
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You really stayed in the lines.
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Aren't these exquisite, Amy?
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Oh, yeah, exquisite, yeah.
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What are you people talking about?
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Fry's paintings are crap.
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Ow!
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I mean, the foot pain makes me see
how beautiful I'm saying they are.
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Fry, you foolcompoop!
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What are you doing to those
beautiful numbers?
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Painting over them to depict
imperfect physical objects?
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Schmeureka!
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Those weird lottery numbers
encoded paint-by-number plans
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for some sort of device.
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And once it's colored in, we can build it!
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Build it?
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That's your answer for everything.
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Every time we find a mysterious diagram,
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you want to build it.
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Well, I'm tired of building things.
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The beauty is in the abstract idea.
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Everything else is flamboyant excess.
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Well, if you won't build it, I will.
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I just said I wouldn't build it!
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I'm going to go contemplate
the abstract concept of beauty.
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If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom.
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Exquisite!
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Blue.
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What a strange gizmo.
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I wonder if it's some kind of
advanced spaceship!
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Well, I'm not quite done.
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It might turn out to be a kitten.
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That's no kitten.
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Rats.
I'm gonna go paint a kitten.
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Be honest with me, Zoidberg.
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Is this really good?
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Yes.
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Sometimes I worry that my rote copies
of other artists' work lack originality.
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Don't say that, Fry.
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Great artists don't let badness
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stand in the way of greatness.
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And Zoidberg will prove...
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Why did you mutter that last part?
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Because I wasn't that sure.
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Hello, hello. Don't touch.
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Excuse me, killer robot coming through.
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Aw, come on!
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Ah, there you are,
actress, mathematician,
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author Danica McKellar.
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Could you sign this book?
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Sure.
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Wait, I didn't write this.
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It's my autobiography.
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You're Bender?
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The Bender?
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I'm a huge fan.
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Um, no,
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that's actually a different Bender.
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You're not the extreme boogie boarder?
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How do people tell you apart?
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Different serial numbers.
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That's kinda why I came.
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See, I'm scared of numbers.
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I thought maybe you could help me,
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'cause you write all these books
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about having confidence with math.
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Uh, yeah. Uh...
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Do you know the other Bender?
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Like, could you introduce me, or...
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Hey, could we talk
about me for a minute?!
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I don't know.
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Could you buy a copy of my book?
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Math shouldn't be scary, Bender.
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You just have
an irrational fear of numbers.
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And a fear of irrational numbers!
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Don't be afraid.
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If you're even half as great
as your book jacket says you are...
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I'm not! Nobody is!
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Well, hopefully this will help.
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But if it doesn't, no refunds.
Next!
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This is garbage.
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I give up.
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A letter came for you, Fry.
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Your work's been accepted
in a citywide art contest!
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Why are you reading my mail, Hermes?
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Also, I don't remember
entering any art contest.
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I entered you! Zoidberg.
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I got the idea when
I was bandaging my foot.
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And my work was accepted?
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Thank you, Zoidberg.
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You've given me the courage
to try the parakeet.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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and Zoidberg,
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after great effort and expense...
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Expense?!
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I've completed the mystery machine!
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I'm blind!
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What does it do?
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Can it kill at least one human?
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Maybe.
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The only way to find out is to turn it on.
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Zero and one?
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No problem.
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It looks like some sort of space hole.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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Exquisite!
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So what's in there?
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These numbers!
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Almost all of 'em greater than one!
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Finished installin'
the new plate glass wind-er.
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Thank you!
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We'll sweep him off the sidewalk later.
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I wanna see these numbers!
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- Oh!
- Wow!
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It's my dear friends, the integers.
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Come, everyone,
through the Numberland Gap.
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It's just what I've always dreamt of.
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A realm of pure theoretical beauty.
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Hello!
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I don't believe I've seen you around here.
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No, we're from the physical world.
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The physical world?
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I thought that was just
an abstract concept.
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Nice to meet you.
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Fifty-five, is it?
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Oh, ya doesn't have to call me 55.
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My decimal representation
is five 10s plus five ones.
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But you can call me five times 11.
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Or you can call me 9 plus 10
plus 11 plus 12 plus 13.
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Or you can call me six-squared
plus three-squared
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plus three-squared plus one-squared.
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But ya doesn't have to call me 55!
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I'm gonna call you 55.
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So, could you give us a tour?
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Of what?
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There's nothing but numbers.
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Maybe you could introduce us to
some of the more interesting numbers.
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Every number is interesting!
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Otherwise, there'd be
a smallest uninteresting number,
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and that would make it interesting.
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I didn't quite follow that but, yes,
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every number is equally interesting.
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Or equally uninteresting.
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I don't like you.
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Nobody does.
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Who's that goomer?
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That's little 3/7ths,
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the fractional child of three and seven.
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What about 7/3rds?
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Is that also their child?
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Their illegitimate child.
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Um, Professor?
I'm sorry to bring the mood up,
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but can we get going soon?
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It's time for the art show.
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Time? What is time?
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We numbers are eternal and immutable.
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You mean you never age?
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You never grow old
and senile and forgetful
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and senile and forgetful
and senile and...
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If we don't leave soon,
we'll miss the awards.
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It's almost four.
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What's almost four?
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Three?
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Ya know, one through 12 are my friends.
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I don't appreciate these
racist caricatures.
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We need to go!
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Yes, you all go.
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But I, I choose to stay.
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I belong here,
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in this realm of beauty bare,
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free from the intolerable agony
of physical existence.
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- No, Professor!
- No, you can't!
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You're my only living relative.
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I wanted you to come to
the art contest in case I win a prize.
269
00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:38,695
Oh, don't be sad.
270
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:39,863
You won't.
271
00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,494
It won't be the same without him.
272
00:12:47,496 --> 00:12:49,581
I mean, I can't think of
any actual difference.
273
00:12:49,664 --> 00:12:51,500
Just felt like somebody should say that.
274
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,084
You escaped?!
275
00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:55,378
That's mathematically impossible!
276
00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:56,922
It was fine, Bender.
277
00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:59,049
We met a nice 50-something guy.
278
00:12:59,132 --> 00:13:01,551
Wait, someone's missing.
279
00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:02,677
Is it you, Amy?!
280
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:03,762
Is it?
281
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:06,389
Oh, no. The Professor
decided to stay behind.
282
00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,350
And you let him?!
283
00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:10,435
Ah, you fools!
284
00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:13,146
You two-loving fools!
285
00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:17,859
And there's 52-factorial.
286
00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,570
Yes, we played cards with him earlier.
287
00:13:20,654 --> 00:13:23,073
I suspect he was cheating.
288
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:25,575
Well, every number
is here in Numberland.
289
00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:27,327
You'll meet them all eventually.
290
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,496
Really? Every number?
291
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:30,580
Yes.
292
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,249
The whole numbers, the fractions.
293
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:33,333
What else is there?
294
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,502
Oh, all kinds of junk.
295
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:37,879
E, pi, i.
296
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,757
Don't talk like that!
297
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,218
We don't believe in the imaginary one.
298
00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:46,054
Except for some of the more...
rural numbers.
299
00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:47,639
- Uh-huh. Right on.
- Amen.
300
00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:50,183
Say, you're a number, right?
301
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,518
I've been wondering,
302
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:54,688
in my world, we don't know
whether all even numbers
303
00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:56,773
are the sum of two prime numbers.
304
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:57,899
Do you?
305
00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,693
Of course, they are.
306
00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:00,777
Yes!
307
00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:02,445
But how do you prove it?
308
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:03,849
Why should I prove it?
309
00:14:03,905 --> 00:14:04,990
What would that prove?
310
00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:08,451
Well, if math has a point,
and I'm not sure it does,
311
00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:10,871
isn't it to gain understanding?
312
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,497
"Understanding"?
313
00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:13,874
I don't understand.
314
00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:16,793
You know there are lots of true things
that can't be proven.
315
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:20,171
Yes, but I know because Gödel proved it.
316
00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:23,925
If you numbers don't care about proofs,
what do you do all day?
317
00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,845
Sit around representing
quantities of things?
318
00:14:26,928 --> 00:14:29,055
I don't even know what things are.
319
00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:31,224
You know... things!
320
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:34,185
Things are the things
we use math to describe,
321
00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:37,981
how planets move,
the different lengths of wire,
322
00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:40,817
how many stars to give
a Keanu Reeves movie.
323
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:41,902
Yo.
324
00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:44,279
You use numbers?
325
00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:46,406
What are we, your servants?!
326
00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,658
Well, I suppose you are.
327
00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:50,035
Servants?!
328
00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:51,411
How dare you.
329
00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:52,996
All numbers are equal!
330
00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:54,748
10,538!
331
00:14:54,831 --> 00:14:56,458
Yeah, what is it now?
332
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:59,127
Divide him by zero!
333
00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:02,797
No! That's not allowed!
334
00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:05,041
Well, let's try it and see what happens.
335
00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:08,345
Help! 9-1-1!
336
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,348
Sorry, wrong number.
337
00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:16,436
No, stop!
338
00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:18,897
I'm too young to be zeroed.
339
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,691
If you're young,
then I'm divisible by seven.
340
00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,095
Get in there!
341
00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:26,655
A person!
342
00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:28,073
Oh, thank Gott.
343
00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:31,409
You must have my helps message
with the portal plan received.
344
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:32,744
You got that right.
345
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:33,828
Who are you?
346
00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:36,247
My name is Georg Cantor.
347
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,666
Georg Cantor?!
348
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:40,877
The discoverer of
the hierarchy of infinities?
349
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,171
Ja, ja.
I discovered a lot of stuff.
350
00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:45,548
We received your number broadcast,
351
00:15:45,632 --> 00:15:48,593
but how were you able
to build a transmitter
352
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:50,929
in a land of pure abstraction?
353
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:54,015
I had fortunately with me
pencils und paper.
354
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:58,019
I needed only to prove
a transmitter could exist.
355
00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,522
And then build it
out of pencils and paper.
356
00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:03,316
But enough about me, Georg Cantor.
357
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,735
We must get far from this zero.
358
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:08,905
Did you bring with you an arbitrarily
large positive number?
359
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,991
Sorry, no, I packed light.
360
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:14,744
Ach, ja. Clearer I should
have been in meiner message.
361
00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:17,497
I know not which of us
is the stupider professor.
362
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,581
You.
363
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,333
But we can research that later.
364
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,585
We must for help radio.
365
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:23,795
I'll do it.
366
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,714
But you know not the right numbers!
367
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:27,465
I know zero and one.
368
00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:29,509
That's all you really need.
369
00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:39,060
I ain't afraid of no numbers.
370
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:40,228
I ain't afraid of nothin'.
371
00:16:42,188 --> 00:16:44,024
Wait a minute.
372
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:45,442
That's Morse code.
373
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,860
I learned that at camp.
374
00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,614
P... R... O...
375
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:52,824
Prostitute?
376
00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,701
Wait, F?
377
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:55,910
Proftitute?
378
00:16:55,994 --> 00:16:59,539
E... S... S... Oh, of course!
379
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:00,790
Professtitute!
380
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:03,585
No, wait. O... R...
381
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:04,753
Professor!
382
00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:06,796
He must need something. But what?
383
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,049
H... E... L...
384
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:11,009
He needs helium.
385
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,343
No, help!
386
00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,179
He needs help in Numberland!
387
00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:17,348
Oh, but I'm alone
and I'm the world's biggest coward.
388
00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:18,933
I need moral support.
389
00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:21,269
What was it Danica McKellar said?
390
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:24,064
You're the world's
biggest coward, Bender.
391
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:25,231
In your case only,
392
00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:28,068
I'd advise you to
stay the heck away from math.
393
00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:29,319
Thanks, Danica.
394
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:31,196
I'll never face my fears again.
395
00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:32,989
So long, courage!
396
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:41,164
Numbers!
Meaningless numbers!
397
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:44,709
Hey!
398
00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:57,263
These are really good.
399
00:17:57,347 --> 00:18:00,350
I mean, I'd hang that
in my second-best mansion.
400
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,852
And there's mine on the very same wall.
401
00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,312
You think it might win a prize?
402
00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,522
Maybe.
403
00:18:05,605 --> 00:18:09,150
But, just being included
is the best prize of all.
404
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,528
Wow, better than the one for winning?
405
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:13,822
Attention, please.
406
00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,156
I'm Art Judge,
407
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,158
the art judge. And these...
408
00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:19,160
are the judges with regular names.
409
00:18:19,244 --> 00:18:22,372
I'm proud to present
the prizes in this year's
410
00:18:22,455 --> 00:18:26,543
Friends with Benefits of
the Zoo Charity Art Contest.
411
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,628
Third place goes to...
412
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:33,258
... "Icarus Redeemed" by Polly Madison.
413
00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:36,636
Boo!
414
00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:38,763
Second place...
415
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:43,059
... "Yellow Flower,"
by a truly good, good boy,
416
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:44,519
Philip J. Fry.
417
00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:50,608
Congratulations.
418
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,152
And where is your pet?
419
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:54,028
Oh, I'm not allowed to have pets.
420
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:55,113
They always die.
421
00:18:55,196 --> 00:18:58,158
I'm on the Humane Society's
"No Adopt" list.
422
00:18:58,241 --> 00:18:59,993
I mean the animal who painted this.
423
00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:02,162
Animal? I painted it.
424
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:04,706
But this contest is
for paintings by animals.
425
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:05,790
It is?
426
00:19:05,874 --> 00:19:07,333
Bad Fry, bad!
427
00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:14,841
Aw, you must feel awful.
428
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,426
Second place.
429
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:18,094
I won second place!
430
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:21,014
Yeah, in a contest for animals.
431
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:22,348
And I beat all of them.
432
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:24,309
Well, except Vincent Van Goat.
433
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,571
- Ah!
- Humans!
434
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,698
Bender has arrived to save us.
435
00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:40,325
Bender, Cantor.
436
00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:41,910
Cantor, Bender.
437
00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,703
Ein metall mensch?
438
00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:46,956
This is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen!
439
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,750
Yeah, wait till you see my ass!
440
00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,718
The prisoners stand accused
441
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:01,137
of hypothesis with intent to prove
442
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:04,390
and contributing to
the delinquency of a fraction.
443
00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:05,558
Cantor made me do it!
444
00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:07,042
Are all the numbers here?
445
00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:10,563
Then let the trial begin.
446
00:20:10,647 --> 00:20:13,107
You're full of number two, Number 1!
447
00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:15,276
Lots of numbers are not here.
448
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,905
Ya, you are the whole numbers
and the fractions merely.
449
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:20,156
Heresy!
450
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,158
There are infinitely many of us.
451
00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,660
So we must all be here.
452
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:24,744
Falsch!
453
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,330
Order! Order!
454
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,459
Look, you, I can prove it.
455
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:32,919
I doubt that.
456
00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:35,129
But if you can, we shall free you.
457
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:36,839
- Really?
- Maybe.
458
00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:37,924
Good enough.
459
00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:42,595
To begin, I write down all
of your children fractions like so.
460
00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:49,477
One-half, then 1/3rd und 2/3rds,
then 1/4th, 2/4ths und 3/4ths und sofort.
461
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,814
Und next to each, its decimal expansion.
462
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:57,694
But after we list every child,
463
00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:01,322
there must be another not on the list.
464
00:21:01,406 --> 00:21:03,126
What you talkin' 'bout, Cantor?
465
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,150
For this new child,
466
00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:06,869
I change the first digit
of the first child,
467
00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:09,289
then change the second digit
of the second child,
468
00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:11,833
the third digit of the third child,
und so on.
469
00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:16,879
Now, look at this new number.
470
00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:19,257
It's a freak!
471
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:23,177
You think so only because
it's not any of your children!
472
00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:26,306
It is different from the first child
at the first digit,
473
00:21:26,389 --> 00:21:28,308
and the second child at the second digit.
474
00:21:28,391 --> 00:21:32,687
And in this way, it must be different
from every child here!
475
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,356
Therefore, it is not in Numberland,
476
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,942
so you are incomplete!
477
00:21:39,694 --> 00:21:41,154
Blasphemy!
478
00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:42,447
Wait, let me see that again?
479
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:46,701
You know there are
easier ways to prove that.
480
00:21:46,784 --> 00:21:47,952
Of course, I know.
481
00:21:48,036 --> 00:21:49,787
I'm Georg Cantor.
482
00:21:49,871 --> 00:21:52,832
Infinities beyond infinity? Neat.
483
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:54,876
You're blowing my mind, but still,
484
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:55,960
blasphemy!
485
00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,045
Get 'em, Googol.
486
00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:02,091
Stand back, fellow math lovers,
487
00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:06,471
and watch as I break up Googol,
right between O's.
488
00:22:23,446 --> 00:22:25,406
We're almost back to reality.
489
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:27,283
Oh, you'll love it, Cantor.
490
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:30,411
We've found so many more
applications for math.
491
00:22:30,495 --> 00:22:32,830
Like computer machines?
492
00:22:32,914 --> 00:22:34,832
Und this annoying metall mensch?
493
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,584
Indeed.
494
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:40,171
Mathematics underlies
everything that exists.
495
00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:42,173
That's what I love about it.
496
00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:44,217
Not me, Herr Professor.
497
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:48,429
What I love is the pure,
abstract understanding.
498
00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:51,682
For me, even this world is too real.
499
00:23:01,067 --> 00:23:02,402
See ya later.
500
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:13,830
I'm glad you're back, Professor.
501
00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:15,706
I mean, I don't really care,
502
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,583
it just felt like somebody
should say that.
503
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,043
I don't care either.
504
00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:23,172
But it does feel like
I should say thank you, Hermes.
505
00:23:23,256 --> 00:23:25,925
Professor, come see
what Fry's working on.
506
00:23:26,008 --> 00:23:29,137
Yes, yes.
What are you painting now?
507
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,181
Another second-place, third-rate puppy?
508
00:23:32,265 --> 00:23:35,852
No, it's a paint-by-number
I'm unmaking just for you.
509
00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:40,940
See? Nothing but numbers.
510
00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:45,319
I don't know which is more beautiful,
511
00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:48,823
the idea or the thing itself.
512
00:23:56,789 --> 00:23:58,082
Exquisite.
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