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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,810 --> 00:00:04,240 I don't know if y 'all heard what happened previously on the Chicken 2 00:00:04,241 --> 00:00:05,429 I want a nickname. 3 00:00:05,430 --> 00:00:06,480 Don't talk about AZ. 4 00:00:06,630 --> 00:00:08,130 I'm gonna have to give it to you. 5 00:00:08,131 --> 00:00:10,589 Nothing's going on between me and Sergio anymore. 6 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:11,640 I'm your daddy. 7 00:00:11,641 --> 00:00:14,229 It's day -old chicken my mama brought over. 8 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:18,080 You're serious about fixing that train arm? Seriously, it's a heart attack. 9 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:20,600 I want to be youthful. I want to make a difference. 10 00:00:20,970 --> 00:00:22,050 I'm so sorry. 11 00:00:22,051 --> 00:00:25,589 I've really missed you. I have the bachelorette plan down to the smallest 12 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:29,610 detail. I am, as you know, a chill bride. That is exactly what chill brides 13 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:30,780 I know. 14 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:43,719 Nothing says love like a heaping spoonful of homemade strawberry 15 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,460 knew that since she was knee -high to a bullfrog. 16 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:56,880 She knew the secret wasn't just finding the perfect berries. 17 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,100 Wow, look at that one. Good job. 18 00:01:05,039 --> 00:01:07,360 You gotta slice them just right. 19 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:12,820 Timber them low and slow and add lots of patience and even more sugar. 20 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:16,150 Why don't you go outside and play for a little bit? 21 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:25,699 This kind of commitment wasn't for the faint of heart. With each year that 22 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:30,140 passed, May kept her eyes on the prize and worked hard at perfecting her 23 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:41,619 And eventually, if you do it right, when you open that fresh jar and enjoy the 24 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:45,400 fruits of your labor, you'll see it was all worth it. 25 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,770 Come on now, May. 26 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:49,340 Amanda already opened up the preserve. 27 00:01:49,341 --> 00:01:50,899 Let me just finish this one thing. 28 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:54,720 You know May's going to be scrubbing pots in the sweet hereafter. 29 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,880 See to it you don't get distracted. 30 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:06,600 Leave it on the back burner and it's bound to boil over and you'll end up 31 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:08,870 Oh no. 32 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,130 Everything okay? 33 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,380 Don't worry, I have it under control. 34 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:41,170 If I wanted to be a bodybuilder, I'd start drinking raw eggs. 35 00:02:41,611 --> 00:02:43,139 You 36 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:50,119 came 37 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,170 to bed late. 38 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:54,310 You didn't move on to episode four without me, did you? 39 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,860 I don't dream cheat, babe. 40 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,860 I was finishing my vows. 41 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,940 Your face did the thing. 42 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:05,120 I might be a little behind on my vows. 43 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:09,850 Not overly behind, just a normal, acceptable amount of behind. 44 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,270 Okay. I've written a couple of drafts, but... Uh -huh. 45 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:16,280 And I know yours are going to be perfect. 46 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:17,710 I just want mine to be, too. 47 00:03:17,711 --> 00:03:22,389 It's a lot of pressure to put all the way you feel about a human being into a 48 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:26,710 couple of paragraphs. Steve, whatever you say is going to be amazing. 49 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:32,100 I just do need you to write them or they're never going to find your body. 50 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:42,000 Are you going to make it to work on time? 51 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:45,830 No. You know, I've never been late a day in my life. 52 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:47,730 Not even when my water broke. 53 00:03:47,731 --> 00:03:50,369 Is this because Clayton came to visit last night? Because I'll give him a 54 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:51,149 talking to. 55 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:53,370 No, it was the dang train arm. 56 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:57,669 I mean, usually I can lift it up, but I don't know. Today I just didn't have it 57 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:58,289 in me. 58 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,430 Are you feeling tired? 59 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,970 It was the train arm. 60 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:06,630 Don't you worry about me. Just worry about getting that milk in the fridge, 61 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:12,009 Nancy hated the idea of Gus being in that kind of pickle. She was determined 62 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,090 never happened again. 63 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:22,740 Hey. 64 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:37,250 Did you get home okay? 65 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:38,880 I did. 66 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:40,500 How about you? 67 00:04:40,870 --> 00:04:41,920 Yeah. 68 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:45,270 I was thinking about you when I got home. 69 00:04:45,271 --> 00:04:46,269 You were? 70 00:04:46,270 --> 00:04:49,950 Yeah, I was thinking about a good nickname for you. 71 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:51,380 Oh, okay. 72 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:53,350 And I think I got one. 73 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:59,630 Okay. What is it? I think we should call you... Biscuit. 74 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,650 Because you're so good with jams. 75 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,080 I think I'm better with sauces. 76 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:09,520 No jams, like problems. 77 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:15,679 Okay, yeah. When something comes up, you just, you always handle it with ease 78 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,080 and confidence. 79 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,670 Biscuit. 80 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:23,270 I like that. 81 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:25,710 Me too. 82 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,030 Biscochito. 83 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,280 Biscochito. There you go. 84 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,250 Well, give me a shout if you need something. 85 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,170 Biscochito. 86 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,720 I especially like it when you say it. 87 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:51,240 You're redder than a sunburnt tomato. 88 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:52,630 What? 89 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:57,280 Oh, yeah. It's hot in the kitchen. 90 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:58,750 Oh, Amanda. 91 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:03,120 I was hoping that you could sign my petition to fix the train arm. Of 92 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,370 Yeah. 93 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,900 Line number two. If anyone can get that stupid thing fixed, it's Mama Nancy. 94 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,430 I think I can. 95 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,180 Only 298 to go. 96 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,410 Oh, 97 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,940 that is a beautiful Beaujolais. 98 00:06:25,941 --> 00:06:29,539 You sure this is enough wine for your bachelorette party? Yes. Oh, this is a 99 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:30,680 sophisticated affair. 100 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:34,019 Okay, if you run out, I've got plenty here. That's so true of you, but not 101 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:36,739 necessary. Do you want to send me an invoice, or I can just give you my 102 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:37,799 card? I already paid for it. 103 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,940 Patrick! No! 104 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:39,859 Oh, no. 105 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,970 You and Kenneth have done so much already. 106 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,800 Oh, no. I didn't pay for these. 107 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,190 Morning, May. 108 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:46,430 He did. 109 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,550 Oh, no, no. 110 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,859 That's too much. I can't. You know, I'm hearing a lot of talking and not enough 111 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:52,910 partying. 112 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,400 Oh, thank you. 113 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,640 This was the kind of parental support May had never had before. 114 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:04,200 She wondered if having a dad always felt like the wind was at your back. 115 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:06,680 Why don't you let me load these up for you? 116 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:11,370 I saw Cote d 'Aron in there. You know, I've been to that venue. 117 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:12,860 You have? 118 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:14,480 That's tall. 119 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:24,850 Miss Nancy, y 'all are churning out some of the crispiest chicken I've ever had. 120 00:07:24,851 --> 00:07:28,869 Sergio's been calibrating the fryers. You crunched so loud, I could wake the 121 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:31,170 dead. I'm so glad y 'all like it. 122 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:33,670 We deserve nice things, don't you think? 123 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,020 Not like that railroad arm. 124 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,330 I can't remember a day that worked right. 125 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,460 Why don't we do something about it? 126 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:44,900 I have here this petition, and I thought maybe you could sign it. 127 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,300 Miss Nancy, the only thing that I sign are checks. 128 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:52,639 But it's just a little old petition. I like to do my own research before 129 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,500 committing my signature to anything. 130 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,500 How about you, Magnolia? 131 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:59,660 Would you sign it? I like to see big Tims. 132 00:08:00,909 --> 00:08:03,979 Research. It could be part of the railroad company's process. 133 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:06,070 And maybe we shouldn't mess with it. 134 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:08,290 Well, okay, Dan. 135 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:13,420 Nancy was raised to believe you catch more flies with honey. 136 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,890 But sounds like her request wasn't sticky enough. 137 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:27,690 Chicken is in my blood, in my soul. So I need the chicken we serve here at Mr. 138 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:28,900 Chicken's Cluckery. 139 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,680 To be legendary. 140 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:35,839 I'm being paid for coming in early, right? 141 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,890 Yes. 142 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,550 All right. 143 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:46,190 It's succulent. 144 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,690 Crispy. Oh, yeah. 145 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:50,600 Spice mix. It's complex, but it's not pretentious. 146 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,320 It really takes you on a journey. 147 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:56,460 Now, this is a bold thought, but you're a bold man. 148 00:08:57,150 --> 00:09:01,690 How about we replace the Mr. Chicken's cluckery chicken recipe with this one? 149 00:09:02,570 --> 00:09:05,910 The goal of the franchise is not to make good food, Frank Jr. 150 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:07,910 It's sameness. What? 151 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:09,710 Sameness. Same, same, same. 152 00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:11,450 Sameness makes money. 153 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,729 Did I ever tell you my origin story? 154 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:16,450 Yes. See, when I was a little boy, I used to love money. 155 00:09:16,451 --> 00:09:19,829 And that's actually what got me in to the franchise business. 156 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:23,570 But couldn't good chicken also make money? No. 157 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,310 Good chicken costs money. Too much money. 158 00:09:26,890 --> 00:09:29,000 Might as well put gold bars in every order. 159 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:32,660 Mmm. 160 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:37,830 Now that's the face of a man determined to change his destiny. 161 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:41,730 It's also the face of a man who inhaled too much flour. 162 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:46,080 You betcha. 163 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:51,090 I hear he has a metal credit card. He can't even shred. Who? 164 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:52,840 Maysdale. 165 00:09:52,841 --> 00:09:53,939 Kurt, you hear that? 166 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:57,119 Pearl was eavesdropping on him at the inn, and she told Dot, and Dot took her 167 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,790 cat in to get allergy shots, so she told Mary Pat, and then Mary Pat told me. 168 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,130 You have his driver's license number, too? He's an organ downer. 169 00:10:04,131 --> 00:10:06,299 When are you going to meet him? 170 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,860 Tomorrow. I will tell you all about it. 171 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,780 You're a queen and a saint. 172 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,640 Ah, welcome to Chicken Sisters. 173 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,190 Hey, it's just me. Karen, we're okay? Perfect. 174 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,580 Are you just passing through town? 175 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,160 No, actually, I came to try your chicken. 176 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:27,320 I saw you guys on Kitchen Clash. Yes, like the many before you. 177 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:39,580 No rush on that. 178 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,060 Too bad you didn't like it. 179 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:47,200 The chicken was great, but those hash puppies were otherworldly. Oh, I know. 180 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:48,780 Buttery and crispy. 181 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:52,979 I don't know if Sergio does it. I would love to pay my compliments to the chef. 182 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,840 Oh. Um, well, you can try. 183 00:10:56,060 --> 00:11:01,039 He pretends he hates compliments, but secretly he eats them up. Yeah, I know 184 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,090 type. 185 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,410 Yeah, come on back. 186 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,390 Nikita. 187 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,780 I thought you'd be happier to see me. 188 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,920 Wait, y 'all two know each other? 189 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,620 Oh, yeah, yeah. We go way back. 190 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,890 Right, Sergio? 191 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,360 He was the prep cook at Alinea in Chicago. 192 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,780 I was a junior bartender. 193 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,400 We had a fun time, didn't we? 194 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,970 Yeah. 195 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:33,560 Well, that's nice, having an old friend come all this way for a visit. 196 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,810 She's not my friend. 197 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,330 She's my ex -wife. 198 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,710 Huh. 199 00:11:46,491 --> 00:11:50,999 This is where you ran away to after our divorce. 200 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,680 What do you want? 201 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,820 You weren't answering my calls. 202 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:58,660 I put you in my phone as do not answer. 203 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,960 I'm hearing as I'm still in your phone. 204 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,880 It's like the Haley's Comet of gossip. 205 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:13,939 It only comes once or twice in a lifetime. I can't believe he was married 206 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,280 her. She's gorgeous. 207 00:12:15,281 --> 00:12:17,079 But like... 208 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,970 So gorgeous that it's gone full circle and now she's ugly. 209 00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:22,799 I appreciate the effort, Charlotte, but it doesn't matter. 210 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,810 He can divorce anyone he wants to. He can do whatever he wants. 211 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,170 We're friends. 212 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,680 He's fine. I'm fine. She's fine. You say so. 213 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:35,140 Oh, Miss Nancy, what's wrong? 214 00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:38,559 I told you, don't Google your symptoms if you don't feel good. The Internet's a 215 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,379 scary place. 216 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:41,639 I learned my lesson with that intermittent rash. 217 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,539 It's not that. 218 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,960 No one will sign my petition. 219 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:45,129 Who's not? 220 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:48,729 Thank you, but at this rate, I'll still be getting signatures after I'm dead and 221 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:49,780 buried. 222 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:50,960 I don't understand. 223 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,050 I asked everyone so nicely. 224 00:12:53,051 --> 00:12:56,389 Well, there's your problem. What do you mean? You're asking them, and you should 225 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:57,069 tell them. 226 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,490 I don't know if I can do that. 227 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,980 Now, don't go selling yourself short, Mama Nancy. 228 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:08,490 You've got grit under that lace. 229 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:10,320 Thank you. 230 00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:16,439 You've got two minutes. 231 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,060 I bought the abandoned pharmacy. 232 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,690 In Lincoln Park? 233 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:24,100 We always dreamt about converting. I'm opening a concept restaurant there. 234 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:27,660 Congratulations. I want you to be my head chef. 235 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,340 Full menu control. 236 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,680 I have financing, permits, the staff. 237 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,860 I have everything I've ever wanted. 238 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,750 Everything but you. 239 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,560 I know I didn't handle things well. 240 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,060 Please. Please just hear me out. 241 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,890 Fine, okay. 242 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,070 We can talk later. 243 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,060 Your hash puppies were outstanding. 244 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,700 You already knew that. 245 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,170 Bye. 246 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,190 Hey, 247 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,160 Gus. Hi. 248 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,870 If you're hungry, you're three hours too late. 249 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,480 So you're not happy to see me? 250 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,060 I didn't say that. 251 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:15,150 Don't sit there. That chair is hanging on by a wing and a prayer. 252 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,780 Take this safe. 253 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:25,670 So, is this a personal visit or you get roped into Amway? 254 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:29,890 Actually, I was hoping you'd help me with my wedding vows. 255 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,290 With your wedding vows? 256 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,929 Oh, I am the last person you should be asking. The only thing I haven't 257 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:38,290 men was trouble. 258 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,770 Well, it's, um, it's about May. 259 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:47,690 I know who she is now, but I want to know who she used to be. 260 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,129 Don't ask him. 261 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,180 Help. 262 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:04,890 Excuse me, everybody. 263 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,900 Hey! 264 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:09,560 Listen up. 265 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,080 Thank you. 266 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:16,109 I know you all are just like me, sick and tired of that dang train arm causing 267 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,160 problems. 268 00:15:17,161 --> 00:15:21,449 Patrick, you were just telling me the other day that you had to lift it up so 269 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:26,509 bunch of cars could go under it. Mm -hmm. And Dot, you told me that you'd 270 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:30,590 go the long way than sell your clothes by lifting up that dirty old thing. 271 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,030 Yeah, I did. 272 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:37,049 Now, you all can just sit there thinking it is what it is, or you could do 273 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,069 something about it. Do something about it? 274 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:40,150 Can't hear you louder. 275 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:44,300 Do something about it. Do something about it. That's right. That's more like 276 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:49,229 Now, I have this here petition, and maybe you could pass it around. Thank 277 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,280 much, Patrick. 278 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,370 Now, sign it pretty. 279 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:53,720 It won't bite. 280 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,710 Okay, Mama Nancy. 281 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,150 Being in charge sure looks good on her, doesn't it? 282 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,570 Okay. I'm here. 283 00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:11,719 Put me to work. 284 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,940 Oh, that is okay. 285 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,460 It's all taken care of. 286 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,650 Mae, I'm your maid of honor. You have to let me do something. 287 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,080 Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 288 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,100 Sabrina, can you get that? On it! 289 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,460 Like that. I could have gotten the door. 290 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,110 Hi! 291 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,130 Whoa! 292 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,900 That is not a natural state for lunch meat. Oh, not yet, not yet. 293 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:35,470 No problem. 294 00:16:35,471 --> 00:16:36,979 I could use some ketchup. 295 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:41,100 There's dovetailing in all the drawers. Great. Glad. Can you see my spray pan? 296 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,800 Welcome to my sophisticate. 297 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:50,019 Come again? My sophisticate. She combined the words sophisticated and 298 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,070 bachelorette. 299 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,760 Oh, yeah, it's a choice. 300 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,660 Okay, let's go to the dining room. 301 00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:56,739 Let's go. 302 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:57,790 Let's go. 303 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,200 Like jazz music and wine. 304 00:17:04,201 --> 00:17:06,159 What is this, my mama's book club? 305 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,500 Bottles? That's a Monopoly man move. I did not put on sequins for rabbit food. 306 00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:14,059 Oh, if you're not going to eat yours, I got a couple of feral rabbits at home I 307 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:16,099 can put on some LB. This is very nice. 308 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:17,540 This is a classy party. 309 00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:19,119 I think you're in red seat. 310 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,389 I'm sitting. 311 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:23,818 What is this, a bus to Fayetteville? Okay, can you all try to act like your 312 00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:24,739 house is broken? 313 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,000 This is a sophistication. 314 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,409 Is this brain? 315 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,020 Look how shiny these books are. 316 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,550 Okay, everyone. 317 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:38,149 Tonight, will you all please join me on a culinary tour of my relationship, a 318 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,910 budding romance told through the taste buds. 319 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:45,729 From the escargot of our first dinner date to the cacio e pepe of our 320 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:50,189 engagement, I'm going to tell you the story of our love through a seven 321 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,410 meal with the appropriate wine pairing. 322 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,620 You want to know about May's childhood? 323 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:09,260 Well, this is what's left of it after the fire. 324 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,130 Time cards? 325 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,040 May was never late. Not once. 326 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:23,520 Thanks, Gus, but I was hoping for something a bit more sentimental. 327 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,540 These are sentimental to me. 328 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,120 Look, Christmas Day. 329 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,140 May was 12 years old. 330 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,699 She forced me to stay open for all the people in the town who didn't have any 331 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,750 place to go. 332 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,240 We had a full house. 333 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:46,940 She doesn't show it, but that girl has a heart the size of Texas. 334 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:54,939 We hung up the Christmas lights, and Ivan made some eggnog, and then Amanda 335 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,950 everybody up dancing to Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. 336 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,360 It was my favorite Christmas. 337 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,120 What about this one? 338 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,800 Oh, I remember this day. 339 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,800 Oh, yeah, I do. 340 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,179 And then, and this is the funny part. Mind you, remember, this is our one 341 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:20,759 anniversary. We finally get there to Delmonico's, and the maitre d' turns to 342 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,900 James and says that he's actually made the reservation for the following night. 343 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:31,579 Shauna, that wine has too many cherry undertones for this course. Your mama's 344 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,140 got too many cherry undertones. 345 00:19:33,141 --> 00:19:37,479 That clap back doesn't quite work when you like the person's mama. I'll finish 346 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,519 that off. 347 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,060 I like my wine in boxes. 348 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,420 It's easier to stack. 349 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,430 Mate, it's okay. 350 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:44,590 It's just wine. 351 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:49,179 No, I once broke up with a guy because he ordered Chardonnay. You're yelling. 352 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:51,159 should be on the Pouille Fumé for this course. 353 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,080 Does anyone have the right wine? 354 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,820 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 355 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,950 We can't veer off course. 356 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,530 We have to stay on track. 357 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,370 I'm just going to get everyone fresh glass. 358 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:06,700 May did what she always did when things went pear -shaped. 359 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:11,570 She jammed her wheel into it, squeezing out all the fun. 360 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:20,110 Okay, I'll say it. The food is weird and the vibes are off. Is May okay? 361 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:25,790 Okay, well, you know how most people can relax and be carefree and have fun. 362 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,290 May's the opposite of that. 363 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,680 We just need to be supportive of her vision. 364 00:20:30,681 --> 00:20:34,489 But you guys, isn't everything you're just so pretty? Pretty born. 365 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:37,020 I don't know what you're talking about. This is fun. 366 00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:41,350 I mean, what other party has a cake this flat? 367 00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:43,120 That's a cake? 368 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,309 I thought that was one brownie. You know, you're her maid of honor. How 369 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,570 you let this happen to us? 370 00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:53,370 When May gets in her party planning mode, she turns into Terminator. 371 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:54,930 Hasta la vista, baby. 372 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:58,389 Of course she planned her own party. Legally speaking, I don't think you can 373 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,889 call this a party. If you close your eyes, you can almost pretend you're in 374 00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:02,940 south of France. 375 00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:05,120 Hmm. 376 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:06,520 Hints of great. 377 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:09,190 Also, why didn't she ask me for my bag? 378 00:21:09,191 --> 00:21:12,689 I'm like the most famous host in all of Maranac. You know, the drop is always 379 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:16,669 hot. Well, my isn't really a chocolate wine kind of girl. Her idea of fun is 380 00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:20,889 color coding to -do lists and organizing her shirts by sleeve length. Well, 381 00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:23,120 that's her problem. Why has it got to be ours? 382 00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:29,510 Go home. No, Mae, we were just joking around. 383 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,230 Don't be like that. Like what? 384 00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:34,349 I'm doing you a favor. You don't have to pretend like you're having fun anymore. 385 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:37,929 Let's figure something out. I already figured something out, and you ruined 386 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:38,980 So go. 387 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,250 This party is just classier than we were expecting. 388 00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:46,990 It's like how Shauna thinks a fancy shoe is a sparkly flip -flop. True story. 389 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,030 We just needed to warm up to it. 390 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:50,340 Go home. 391 00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:52,050 The bachelorette party is over. 392 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,210 Me too. 393 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,640 But I'm staying here. 394 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:24,160 You know what? I feel like going for a very, very long walk right now. 395 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,460 Not so young. 396 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,740 Picklebacks at Fancy's? 397 00:22:42,741 --> 00:22:49,029 I should have just planned it and not told her. Well, that's easier said than 398 00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:52,250 done. I have an older sister who still bosses me around. 399 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:54,310 That's how I ended up with Bang. 400 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:55,530 It's not your fault. 401 00:22:55,790 --> 00:23:00,509 This is a huge knot, and we can't let it end with May microfiber in her 402 00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:05,329 glassware. Look, May's my big sister, and that comes with its own weird set of 403 00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:06,380 rules. 404 00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:10,650 But she's always taking care of me, and I need to shake things up. 405 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:13,330 Then, baby, let's shake them. 406 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,370 We need provisions. 407 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,900 And walking shoes. Oh, ooh. 408 00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:19,870 Yes. 409 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,280 He's not any more about my offer. 410 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:09,840 And believe you me, that fella never tried to pull one over on May again. 411 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:12,300 She does not suffer fools. 412 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:16,279 Once in New York, she yelled at a guy who did not offer a seat to a woman in 413 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,470 newborn. The entire train car clapped when she was done with him. 414 00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:21,430 That's my girl. 415 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,210 Well, go on. 416 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,290 Give me another. 417 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,200 This one. 418 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,980 This was May's prom night. 419 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,680 She missed it on account I was down with the flu. 420 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:41,419 And I told her it was fine and that we could just close until I was better, but 421 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,280 she knew that we were short that month. 422 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:52,039 She told me that prom was for people who like to waste money on sequins and 423 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:58,980 you have those bad hairdos and... I knew she was... 424 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,250 Looking forward to it, though. 425 00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:04,570 You saved up for a full year for that dress. 426 00:25:06,530 --> 00:25:10,769 When traipsing down memory lane, if you turn left past yonder, you're bound to 427 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,950 run into a bittersweet bump in the road. 428 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:16,160 She's the hardest corker I've ever known. 429 00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:19,010 Yeah, for better or for worse. 430 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:31,100 This is the last time May clocked out before she left for New York. 431 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:38,530 I think I'm going to call it a night. 432 00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:39,820 Okay. 433 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,220 Thanks, Carson. 434 00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:01,990 Oh, I picked it. Good. 435 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:03,230 Yes, you did. 436 00:26:03,231 --> 00:26:07,459 Maymore, you listen up. You are officially relieved of your bachelorette 437 00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:10,100 duties on account of you being terrible at fun. 438 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,560 No, the moment has passed. 439 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,380 Don't you dare interrupt. 440 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,880 Prepare yourself for an evening filled with surprises, murder, 441 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:21,200 stupilation, and celebration. 442 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,690 Celebration! 443 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:27,599 No, thank you. Don't drink things out of bags or boxes, and just suppose you do 444 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:32,309 now. The more you try to fight it, the more annoying I will be. You know she 445 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:33,570 it in her. I'm glad she does. 446 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:36,550 Sume, our queen for the night. 447 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:38,880 Oh, 448 00:26:40,910 --> 00:26:43,590 the extreme darkness is shocking. 449 00:26:45,030 --> 00:26:46,930 Okay, you're charied away. 450 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:50,300 And by charied, I mean you're up to beat. Because we're walking. 451 00:26:50,370 --> 00:26:51,990 We're walking. White pants. 452 00:26:52,390 --> 00:26:53,440 White pants. 453 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,120 An extra two cents a serving. That's all it costs to make good chicken. 454 00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:09,620 That seems... attainable. 455 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:15,720 Mr. Chicken's Cluckery. Your home for sauces and delicious fried chicken. 456 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:19,680 Well, you might be a genius, Frank Jr. 457 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:29,099 How could a man who couldn't even pass his ACT come up with a finger -licking 458 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,150 recipe like this? 459 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,340 It's an old family recipe. 460 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:35,940 One he's been making his whole life. 461 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:40,859 Oh, it also happens to be the same recipe they're making over at the 462 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:41,910 Sisters. 463 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,840 That dirty dog. 464 00:27:48,691 --> 00:27:55,439 Wait, why are you all wearing safety vests? Are we filling possums? 465 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,299 We couldn't get real bachelorette sashes on such short notice. But they are chic 466 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,080 in a kind of campy way. 467 00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:04,059 Yeah, they're from my neighborhood crime watch. You know, we're still looking 468 00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:04,739 for members. 469 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:08,960 I already told you I cannot commit to night shifts. I need nine hours of 470 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,570 One for you. 471 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,360 One for you, your team. 472 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,170 Two for y 'all. I know you spill things, Deidre. 473 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,580 Wait, did you drive here? 474 00:28:17,581 --> 00:28:19,399 I was just full. Something I whipped up. 475 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,740 Okay. Here are some things we know and love about May Moore. 476 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:28,279 She rocks the neutral like no one else can. Oh, yeah. Well, that's true. When 477 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,040 she goes to a dinner party with four forks, she knows exactly what to do. 478 00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,280 She's got biceps that could cut glass. 479 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,540 And, most importantly, she goes crazy for a to -do list. 480 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,840 So, I present to you May Moore's Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt bingo! 481 00:28:46,870 --> 00:28:48,430 This is absolute manipulation. 482 00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:50,309 First team to complete the card wins. 483 00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:51,360 You're on my team. 484 00:28:52,410 --> 00:28:53,630 And... Go! 485 00:28:53,631 --> 00:28:54,689 Oh, go! 486 00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:55,750 I don't lose. 487 00:28:57,010 --> 00:29:01,149 Stand under a street sign containing the letter J. Do a cartwheel where you had 488 00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:02,200 your first kiss. 489 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:05,469 Pose as a man in uniform. You know I'm not 12, right? For this, it's just 490 00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:06,520 futile, Mae. 491 00:29:06,521 --> 00:29:09,649 Mae, my Macallan's over there. We need to get a picture with his hat. 492 00:29:09,650 --> 00:29:11,940 Unless you want everyone else to beat us to it. 493 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,400 Okay, okay. 494 00:29:16,531 --> 00:29:23,559 Got the hot sauce packet, which is good because I just used the last one in my 495 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,560 purse. How does Sabrina seem to be in? 496 00:29:25,561 --> 00:29:27,239 We are losing. 497 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,820 How is this fun? It's like you refuse to lighten up. 498 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,540 What are you so afraid of, May? 499 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:32,870 I don't know. 500 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,679 Okay, well, while you figure that out, hot sauce in your mouth. And tell me a 501 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,730 secret. 502 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,290 Boom. 503 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,800 Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. 504 00:29:45,801 --> 00:29:49,009 Do you remember that purple sweater that you used to love? The one with the 505 00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:50,450 unicorn riding the dolphin? 506 00:29:50,451 --> 00:29:52,889 Cornetta! You didn't lose that. I threw that away. 507 00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:53,940 Why? 508 00:29:53,941 --> 00:29:56,689 Because you loved it so much that you didn't know that there were stains in it 509 00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:58,109 and there were holes in the sleeves. 510 00:29:58,110 --> 00:30:00,829 And everyone was making fun of you and calling you raggedy, so I threw it out. 511 00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:01,669 I'm so sorry. 512 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:02,930 You were looking after me. 513 00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:05,690 You always looked after me. 514 00:30:06,730 --> 00:30:08,090 My mouth is on fire! 515 00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:09,420 Be careful, 516 00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:11,180 Custer. 517 00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:16,900 Good job. 518 00:30:18,810 --> 00:30:21,150 300 signatures and then some. 519 00:30:21,410 --> 00:30:22,460 Look at this. 520 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:24,530 I am so proud of you. 521 00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:27,200 I'm going to give it to the mayor in the morning. 522 00:30:27,850 --> 00:30:31,470 Feels so good to cast a line and catch a fish for once. 523 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:32,760 I bet. 524 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:37,860 I just wish we could be here to feed the fruits of your labor. 525 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,900 You could hire any chef in Chicago. 526 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:48,310 Not like you. 527 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,660 You put together seasonal menus that no one else can. 528 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,120 You are constantly pushing yourself. 529 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:59,099 And we both know that no one can handle the chaos of a kitchen like you can. No 530 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,150 one. 531 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:10,560 What about Hugo? 532 00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:15,010 I've moved on from him. 533 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,230 Professionally and personally. 534 00:31:23,190 --> 00:31:24,890 Isn't that what you wanted? 535 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:28,010 For me to move on from him? 536 00:31:28,410 --> 00:31:29,460 Yes. 537 00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:34,290 I wanted you. 538 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,770 And all of this as long as I can remember. 539 00:31:44,701 --> 00:31:51,009 boxes until we get bingo. Oh, let's see, let's see. How many left? 540 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:55,610 Oh, do a cartwheel where you had your first kiss. 541 00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:59,590 Not hitting that bench. No. That bench. 542 00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:00,910 Bobby Crawford. 543 00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:03,830 Do you remember him? He used to run like a feral goose. 544 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:12,089 Backed house with you at the bar, me in the kitchen, working late, walking home 545 00:32:12,090 --> 00:32:16,870 together. It's all I ever wanted. I knew you would say yes. 546 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,550 Okay, but I have an embarrassing confession. 547 00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:23,019 Oh, you grew up thinking prima donna meant everything that happened before 548 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:27,999 Madonna? No. You thought Alaska was connected to Hawaii because the math 549 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,619 put them in boxes next to each other? 550 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:33,979 No. You thought the actor Kevin Kline created the brand Calvin Klein? No, I've 551 00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,059 never done a cartwheel. 552 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,420 Oh, that's embarrassing. 553 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:40,460 I'm not saying yes. 554 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,890 I'm saying no. 555 00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:46,620 That dream was all I ever wanted. 556 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,380 Until I came here. 557 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:51,210 What could possibly be here that's not in Chicago? 558 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,280 All right, Miss Perfection, show us what you got. 559 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,790 Isn't Amanda? 560 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,470 There is no way you guys have what we had. 561 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,959 If Amanda had any lingering questions as to why Nikita was there, they just got 562 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,010 answered. 563 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,840 Did you say yes? I sure did. 564 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,400 No to that, too. 565 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,280 They've traveled home. 566 00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:36,059 What's wrong? 567 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:38,719 Your cord is all crashing because you had too much fun. 568 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,770 Yeah. 569 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:42,780 Read it and sweep, ladies. 570 00:33:43,161 --> 00:33:45,599 Respectfully, of course. 571 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,790 Never put us together again. Our combined skills are dangerous. 572 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,500 Oh, no. May, take our win. 573 00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:51,800 Nope. Yes! 574 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:57,460 No, no, you deserve it. I don't care about winning. 575 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:00,620 Because I had fun. 576 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:02,630 You did? 577 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,919 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. I almost bored you all with wine pairings. I'll 578 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,970 barely recover. 579 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,560 That was the bachelorette. I never could have planned for myself. 580 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:15,190 Now. Who is ready for eye masks and nighttime vitamins? 581 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:19,880 Yes, it's two hours past my bedtime, and by bedtime, I mean my scrolling time. 582 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:24,480 Yeah, I better get my donkey. It's tired if I don't tuck her in. 583 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:25,769 Okay. 584 00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:33,239 Hey, now I don't have to do arms day. 585 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,139 You can never skip arm day. 586 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:36,339 Go on. 587 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,339 Get out of here. 588 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,390 You got it, boss. 589 00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:42,060 Hey, watching you with Mr. Chicken earlier? 590 00:34:42,699 --> 00:34:46,189 I've never seen someone with so much passion, and I watch soap operas. 591 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,760 You think I have a passion? 592 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,100 Oozing out your pores. 593 00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:51,110 Night, Frank Jr. 594 00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:56,560 Hey, Jethro, from now on, how's about you call me just Frank? 595 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,890 You got it, Frank. 596 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:12,059 And with that, Frank Jr., excuse me, Frank tossed his lineage square into the 597 00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:13,200 metaphorical garbage. 598 00:35:16,771 --> 00:35:22,099 Do you know how you asked me what I'm afraid of earlier? 599 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:23,150 Yeah. 600 00:35:23,151 --> 00:35:28,539 It's not like a big deal, but I do have a constant medium -grade terror all the 601 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:32,539 time. Even as a child, May had felt the overwhelming weight of the world bearing 602 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:33,590 down on her. 603 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:38,130 All things that could cave in on her and the people she loved at any moment. 604 00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:40,540 You don't have to live like that anymore. 605 00:35:41,330 --> 00:35:42,380 You're safe. 606 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:44,610 You don't have to change it. 607 00:35:45,370 --> 00:35:47,250 Lie, and you know it. 608 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:58,220 Thanks for making me run around town like a fool. 609 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:02,070 You gave up a lot to take care of me. 610 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,450 when we were kids. 611 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,120 You protected me from all the terrible things. 612 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:11,480 I must have been hard on you. 613 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,850 It was. 614 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:19,980 Well, I'm glad I got to give you a night you never had when we were little. 615 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,540 Maybe we could do more of that. 616 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,770 Yeah. 617 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,640 You know why I never cared about having a relationship with my dad? 618 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:37,020 Because I always had two parents. 619 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,120 I had Mama and you. 620 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,430 But you gotta let me take care of you sometimes. 621 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,080 Because that's what sisters do. 622 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,080 We take care of each other. 623 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:56,740 And it's not so lopsided. 624 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,700 Could you stay until I fall asleep, Booger? 625 00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:08,730 It's your thing, little mama. 626 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,879 When I reach out for you Like 627 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,560 a child 628 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,610 You're getting your muddy boots all over my clean floor. 629 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,170 What do you want? 630 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:19,220 I wanted to see you. 631 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,180 Yeah. Mission accomplished. 632 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:26,420 You know, I've been going down memory lane a lot since I've been back. 633 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:30,800 And it sounds like you have too. 634 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,950 So a woman can't listen to music unless she's cleaning? 635 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,210 That's our song. 636 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,080 No, that was our song. 637 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,700 Jesse, might I have this dance? 638 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,300 Don't be ridiculous. 639 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,830 You know, we never did go to the prom. 640 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:51,390 Yeah, well, we missed out on a lot of things. 641 00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:54,620 So why don't we start making up for lost time right now? 642 00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:27,450 A perfect jam is a delicate dance. 643 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,450 But one worth getting right. 644 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:46,530 It's got to be a little sweet. 645 00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:55,880 A little sour. 646 00:39:58,010 --> 00:40:04,969 And it's got to simmer 647 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,370 low and slow. 648 00:40:09,710 --> 00:40:16,669 And you got to know 649 00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:18,430 when it's time to cool it down. 650 00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:24,570 Don't the last time come too soon? 651 00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:33,750 One down, eight to go, but it's no less true. Don't the last time come too soon? 652 00:40:38,790 --> 00:40:41,650 Love's always gonna leave you. 653 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:45,130 No matter what they say. 654 00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:50,590 You only know what it is once it's gone. 655 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:09,579 When the last time was our last time Should have told you that Last time 656 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:10,379 too soon 657 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:18,440 Oh, 658 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,820 now look at that. 659 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:24,560 There's nothing sadder in this world than a biscuit without jam. 660 00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:29,160 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51217

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