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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,370 --> 00:00:05,370 This is it. 2 00:00:05,471 --> 00:00:06,671 This is where she said. 3 00:00:06,772 --> 00:00:07,839 Garcia ! 4 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,374 Rise and shine ! 5 00:00:09,475 --> 00:00:11,243 It's open. It's open ? 6 00:00:11,343 --> 00:00:13,611 Rise and shine, drunkie. 7 00:00:13,712 --> 00:00:14,913 Oh, man. 8 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:16,882 Oh, look at him. 9 00:00:16,982 --> 00:00:18,416 Man ! 10 00:00:18,517 --> 00:00:20,085 Aww... Oh, boy. 11 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,519 I can smell the booze off you. 12 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:23,655 How'd you get here ? 13 00:00:23,756 --> 00:00:25,790 You're in a hotel, man, how did you even get here ? 14 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:27,325 Come on, you're two hours late for work. 15 00:00:27,426 --> 00:00:28,492 Let's go. 16 00:00:28,594 --> 00:00:29,961 Two hours late for work, let's go. 17 00:00:30,062 --> 00:00:31,296 Fight crime. 18 00:00:31,397 --> 00:00:32,463 Holy-- ! 19 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:33,665 Oh, shit ! 20 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,233 Oh, goddamn ! Jesus, lord ! 21 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:36,601 Jesus lord ! 22 00:00:36,702 --> 00:00:38,069 Oh, shit, fuck me ! 23 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:39,404 Fuck me ! 24 00:00:39,505 --> 00:00:40,772 What do you got ? She's dead. 25 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:42,073 She's dead. 26 00:00:42,174 --> 00:00:43,341 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 27 00:00:43,442 --> 00:00:44,676 Shower-curtain cleanser, right now ! 28 00:00:44,776 --> 00:00:46,244 Get rid of her prints, get rid of her shit ! 29 00:00:46,345 --> 00:00:48,346 Junior, get rid of her shit, get rid of the prints. 30 00:00:48,447 --> 00:00:49,481 Jimmy, what did you do ? 31 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:51,149 Where did you go after we left you ? 32 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:52,317 I don't know ! 33 00:00:52,418 --> 00:00:53,819 I went with junior, I went with junior. 34 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,286 I want to help you, I want to help you. 35 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:56,988 The d.A. Is gonna ask questions. 36 00:00:57,089 --> 00:00:59,257 What did you do, man ? I didn't do this ! 37 00:00:59,358 --> 00:01:00,658 We need to get our story straight. 38 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,326 The news is gonna be here ! 39 00:01:02,428 --> 00:01:04,262 You have to remember, you have to remember ! 40 00:01:04,363 --> 00:01:05,730 You have to remember ! 41 00:01:05,831 --> 00:01:07,199 Check the lot, run for cars. 42 00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:09,300 A lady's car, maybe a lady's kind of car. 43 00:01:09,401 --> 00:01:10,735 Shit-- oh, god. 44 00:01:10,836 --> 00:01:12,003 Is she wrapped up ? 45 00:01:12,104 --> 00:01:13,371 Yeah, she's good. 46 00:01:13,472 --> 00:01:15,540 Shit, we got a witness, somebody saw the whole thing. 47 00:01:15,641 --> 00:01:18,576 ( all ) happy birthday ! 48 00:01:18,677 --> 00:01:20,045 Happy birthday ! 49 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,013 Hey ! Whoo ! 50 00:01:22,114 --> 00:01:23,981 Happy birthday, man. 51 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:25,350 Come on, man. 52 00:01:25,451 --> 00:01:27,352 Come on, don't be a baby. 53 00:01:27,453 --> 00:01:28,954 If you're gonna be weird about this, 54 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,689 We're gonna skip your birthday this year. 55 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,258 Whoo ! Come here ! 56 00:01:37,329 --> 00:01:39,063 Oh... Ah ! 57 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:42,967 Whoa ! 58 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,133 ( dangle ) move, move, move ! 59 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:17,368 Lock and load, people ! 60 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,736 Double time ! Double time ! 61 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,271 The lieutenant governor's brother has gone missing. 62 00:02:20,372 --> 00:02:22,507 They just found his vehicle out in the desert. 63 00:02:22,608 --> 00:02:25,043 It's a saab, right ? Saab. 64 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,545 The shit's really coming down from way up top, 65 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:28,846 We can't screw this one up. 66 00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:30,815 Let's go, people, move, move, move ! 67 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,417 Did you run the tags on the car ? Yeah. 68 00:02:32,518 --> 00:02:33,785 What do we got ? Ray mendoza. 69 00:02:33,886 --> 00:02:34,919 Ray mendoza-- checks out. 70 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,221 Trudy, talk to me. 71 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,589 We got a lady's shoe, size 10. We're holding it for prints. 72 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:39,791 Tag it and bag it. 73 00:02:39,892 --> 00:02:41,393 Give me prints on the front doors 74 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,261 And the back doors and the trunk ! 75 00:02:43,362 --> 00:02:44,495 Got it. 76 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:47,365 F.B.I. Profiler inbound. E.T.A. Three minutes. 77 00:02:47,466 --> 00:02:49,434 Okay, somebody must have pulled some strings. 78 00:02:56,308 --> 00:02:58,276 Look alive, people ! 79 00:03:01,146 --> 00:03:04,015 Lieutenant james dangle, reno sheriff's department. 80 00:03:04,116 --> 00:03:05,450 Steve hardcastle, f.B.I. 81 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:07,118 These vehicles yours ? 82 00:03:07,219 --> 00:03:08,586 Yeah, these are all ours. 83 00:03:08,687 --> 00:03:09,754 All of them ? 84 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:11,289 Yeah, every one. 85 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:13,824 Let me check that out. 86 00:03:17,129 --> 00:03:18,663 So they're all nevada plates ? 87 00:03:18,764 --> 00:03:19,830 Yes, sir. 88 00:03:19,932 --> 00:03:21,165 We're in nevada, then. 89 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:23,634 Yes, we're in nevada, sir. 90 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:25,336 All right. 91 00:03:25,437 --> 00:03:27,104 What have we here ? 92 00:03:27,205 --> 00:03:30,608 Was this used to bound the victim, or... 93 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:32,143 What's our thoughts ? 94 00:03:32,244 --> 00:03:34,078 That's ours, we brought that. 95 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:35,880 Hello. 96 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,315 Oh, that's evidence ! 97 00:03:37,416 --> 00:03:38,916 Those are-- these were-- 98 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:40,518 That's been on the ground. 99 00:03:40,619 --> 00:03:42,787 We found those snacks as evidence over there. 100 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:43,988 These are ? Yeah. 101 00:03:44,089 --> 00:03:45,523 Hey, we got a car up there. 102 00:03:45,624 --> 00:03:47,859 That's, uh, ray mendoza's vehicle, sir. 103 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,495 Get your f.D. Down here. Get this hosed off. 104 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:52,663 I want to see what's going on underneath here. 105 00:03:52,764 --> 00:03:56,201 We got mother nature hiding some good clues from us right now. 106 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,502 Mother nature doesn't beat this fellow. 107 00:03:58,604 --> 00:03:59,904 Can we get the fire department ? 108 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:01,406 Uh, we need a... 109 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:03,775 Or just people from the car wash, right ? 110 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:05,176 Does it have to be the fire department ? 111 00:04:05,277 --> 00:04:06,611 Let's get the fire department. 112 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:08,513 Uh, get me the fire department. 113 00:04:08,614 --> 00:04:09,747 Give the kids a thrill, 114 00:04:09,848 --> 00:04:11,515 Tell them to get those sirens going. 115 00:04:11,617 --> 00:04:14,018 So we're thinking our, uh, perp 116 00:04:14,119 --> 00:04:15,686 May have been a woman, eh ? 117 00:04:15,787 --> 00:04:18,923 I'm sorry to interrupt, but we know who it is. 118 00:04:19,024 --> 00:04:20,925 Yeah, we know who's missing. 119 00:04:21,026 --> 00:04:22,894 Ray mendoza is missing. 120 00:04:22,995 --> 00:04:24,729 That would be great to know 121 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:27,031 As soon as I get off the helicopter, fellas. 122 00:04:27,132 --> 00:04:28,733 Let's get some lunch, huh ? 123 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:30,201 Follow the shadow of the chopper-- 124 00:04:30,302 --> 00:04:31,835 Follow the shadow of the chopper, 125 00:04:31,937 --> 00:04:33,305 And we'll meet someplace for lunch. 126 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:36,374 Let's get some photographs of it, measurements... 127 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:38,576 He's coming back, hold the numbers down ! 128 00:04:38,677 --> 00:04:40,211 Hold the numbers down ! 129 00:04:40,312 --> 00:04:41,812 No ! No ! 130 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:43,414 Shit ! 131 00:04:43,515 --> 00:04:45,149 Aw, damn it ! 132 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:50,354 My first impression of him, of agent hardcastle, was, 133 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:52,390 "who does this guy think he is ?" 134 00:04:52,491 --> 00:04:54,959 And usually when I have that impression, 135 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:57,262 It means I'm gonna learn something. 136 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:58,930 I'm gonna learn a lot. 137 00:04:59,031 --> 00:05:00,932 And he has a lot to teach. Yeah. 138 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:04,268 When someone comes in and does everything back-ass-wards 139 00:05:04,369 --> 00:05:06,771 From what you think it means, 140 00:05:06,872 --> 00:05:10,241 This is someone who's in touch with the criminal mind. 141 00:05:10,342 --> 00:05:15,747 Yeah, agent hardcastle is, uh... 142 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:18,983 The consummation-- 143 00:05:19,084 --> 00:05:21,285 Is that the word I'm looking for ? 144 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,188 Of a law-enforcement professional. 145 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:24,589 Are you thinking of a cold soup ? 146 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:26,224 'cause that's "consommé". 147 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:27,625 That's not what I mean, then. 148 00:05:27,726 --> 00:05:31,128 Today we are visiting our dream come true foundation kid. 149 00:05:31,229 --> 00:05:32,831 Gonna take him out of captivity 150 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:36,234 And show him to the wild, fun side of reno 151 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,470 Through the reno sheriff's department. 152 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:39,871 Spend some time with him. 153 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:41,506 I'm looking forward to it. 154 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,341 There he is. 155 00:05:43,442 --> 00:05:44,909 Hey, there he is, good morning. 156 00:05:45,010 --> 00:05:46,410 Good morning, gentlemen. How are you ? 157 00:05:46,511 --> 00:05:47,745 This is chris. 158 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,380 Chris, you made a wish, and it came true. 159 00:05:49,481 --> 00:05:51,349 Here's officer garcia and officer jones. 160 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:53,551 Nice to meet you, chris, I'm james garcia. 161 00:05:53,652 --> 00:05:55,286 Hey, how you doing there, buddy ? 162 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:57,154 You'll be spending the day with them. 163 00:05:57,255 --> 00:05:58,857 Look at that, salt and pepper. 164 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,492 Nice to see you guys. 165 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,160 Talkin' about my hair, I guess. 166 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,128 I was talking about your skin color. 167 00:06:04,229 --> 00:06:06,331 Oh, that's a good joke, chris. 168 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,332 That's a funny joke. 169 00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:10,134 Yeah, you're still... 170 00:06:10,235 --> 00:06:11,736 Yeah, I'm all there on top. 171 00:06:11,837 --> 00:06:14,538 My body's wasting away, but I'm up here on top. 172 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:16,774 I'm dying. 173 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:19,910 So, we're gonna put you in the back here. 174 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,046 I wanna sit in the front, I'm dying. 175 00:06:22,147 --> 00:06:24,615 Can I please sit in the front 'cause I'm dying ? 176 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,818 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 177 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,219 You're gonna ride shotgun. 178 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,988 You can hold my stick, you wanna hold my stick ? 179 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,155 Yeah. 180 00:06:31,256 --> 00:06:32,823 Okay, there you go. 181 00:06:32,924 --> 00:06:36,260 Uh, chris... 182 00:06:36,361 --> 00:06:37,729 I like your pajamas there, 183 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,664 Where'd you get those, j.C.'s, or-- 184 00:06:39,765 --> 00:06:41,865 The hospital gives them to you when you don't have any money. 185 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,635 I got the tank. 186 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,403 ( grunts ) you're a big boy. 187 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:47,305 There you are, you're a big boy. 188 00:06:50,142 --> 00:06:52,343 There you go. 189 00:06:54,746 --> 00:06:56,448 Oh... Oh ! 190 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,383 What'd you do, man ? 191 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,551 ( gurgling ) I don't know ! 192 00:07:00,652 --> 00:07:02,620 Hey, hey... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 193 00:07:02,721 --> 00:07:04,488 Just stop. 194 00:07:04,589 --> 00:07:07,692 Stop, stop... God. 195 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,527 You fucking guys. 196 00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:11,028 I'm sorry-- we're sorry. 197 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:12,296 God. 198 00:07:16,535 --> 00:07:17,968 Buenos dias, sir. 199 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,269 Buenos dias. 200 00:07:19,371 --> 00:07:20,605 How you doing today ? 201 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,540 Ay, muy bien. 202 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:24,342 All, right I'm gonna need to have you 203 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:26,543 Step out of the vehicle, please, sir. 204 00:07:26,644 --> 00:07:31,482 No puedo abrir la puerta por la cuerda. 205 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:33,418 Yeah, right. 206 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,286 Here, let me-- while I'm doing this, 207 00:07:35,387 --> 00:07:39,223 Why don't you get your license and green card out for me ? 208 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:40,692 Ay, jefe-- 209 00:07:43,695 --> 00:07:45,596 Pinche guero. 210 00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:00,044 You know, we're in the heat of this, uh... 211 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,747 This ray, um... 212 00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:07,018 Ray, uh... 213 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,290 Ray... 214 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:14,458 Ray, ray... Mendoza. 215 00:08:14,559 --> 00:08:18,062 I'll tell you right now, I don't know anything. 216 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:21,065 Nothing. 217 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:23,267 No idea. 218 00:08:23,368 --> 00:08:26,537 But that... Is good. 219 00:08:26,638 --> 00:08:28,506 'cause that's the place I start from. 220 00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:32,076 When I know nothing, the possibilities are limitless. 221 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:39,049 The hospital where I live is fun 222 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:42,186 Because they have recreation rooms 223 00:08:42,287 --> 00:08:45,857 Where they have ping-pong and pinball and video games. 224 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,191 Oh, that's nice. 225 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:49,393 But the door locks from the inside, 226 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,630 And so what you can do is, if you're with one of those-- 227 00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:54,966 If you're with another patient, like a girl or something, 228 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,135 Sometimes you lock the door-- 229 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,536 Play doctor ? ( chuckles ) 230 00:08:58,637 --> 00:09:00,204 No, you bend them over and you fuck them 231 00:09:00,305 --> 00:09:03,273 Because a lot of times... Yeah, okay. 232 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,008 They're just in a sort of semi-conscious state, 233 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:06,743 Shh, shh... And they won't remember. 234 00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:08,445 You having fun now ? Chris ? 235 00:09:08,546 --> 00:09:10,381 You having-- you having-- 236 00:09:10,482 --> 00:09:13,017 Chris ? You okay ? 237 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:15,520 Shit-- chris ? 238 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,088 Hey. 239 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:19,090 Holy shit. 240 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,992 Um... Don't-- 241 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,326 Hey, um... 242 00:09:22,427 --> 00:09:24,161 I'm okay. ( laughs ) 243 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,798 Because that's just a trick I play sometimes. 244 00:09:26,898 --> 00:09:28,600 I pretend that... 245 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,901 Hey, you're a regular jay leno, huh ? 246 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:32,669 I fake that something hurt me, 247 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:34,605 And then the nurses come over. 248 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:38,142 That beautiful black nurse comes with her big, black titties 249 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:40,811 Right over my face to check if I'm breathing, 250 00:09:40,912 --> 00:09:43,047 And then I just... ( licking noises ) 251 00:09:43,148 --> 00:09:45,149 Okay... 252 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,884 Okay, all right. All right, chris. 253 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,285 Shh, calm down. 254 00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:49,820 Can I see your gun ? 255 00:09:49,921 --> 00:09:51,689 Well... 256 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:53,590 I'm dying. I'm dying. 257 00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:55,325 Okay. 258 00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:56,927 Now, this is not for playing, chris. 259 00:09:57,028 --> 00:09:58,629 I know, it's not a toy. 260 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:01,265 Whoa ! Come on ! 261 00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:03,200 Chris ! My god. 262 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:06,169 Do I think that we'll get fired if we don't find ray mendoza ? 263 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:09,140 Us two specifically ? 264 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,476 Uh... 265 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:15,512 Yeah, probably. 266 00:10:15,613 --> 00:10:18,649 The lieutenant governor throws a lot of weight around. 267 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,318 He used to pay pro ball. 268 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,754 He's got a couple of-- a couple of bowl rings. 269 00:10:22,854 --> 00:10:27,091 And that, in this state, is about like having a-- 270 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:28,926 It's like having a letter from the pope. 271 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:31,328 And a rocket launcher. Yeah. 272 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,737 What time did agent hardcastle say he'd be here ? 273 00:10:39,838 --> 00:10:43,074 1300, yeah. 1300 ? 274 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,575 Here he comes. 275 00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:49,714 Good afternoon. 276 00:10:52,951 --> 00:10:55,519 Oh, you nasty bitch. 277 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:58,989 Good afternoon, agent hardcastle. 278 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:03,294 So, what do we got going-- bitch ! 279 00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:04,662 We've got the hard evidence out. 280 00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:05,963 We've got the, uh-- 281 00:11:06,064 --> 00:11:07,331 You guys are here early, huh ? 282 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,133 You're 55 minutes late, sir. 283 00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:11,668 Ah, 1300-- 2:00. 284 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,338 We got d.N.A. Samples taken off the door and the cosmetics. 285 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,073 Forget it, if you're gonna talk, forget it. 286 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,009 So, what do we got going on ? 287 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,878 All the hard evidence is out. 288 00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:22,546 We did a couple d.N.A. Swabs. 289 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,481 We got some d.N.A. Swabs over here. 290 00:11:24,582 --> 00:11:27,051 Okay, great, let's lay down some ground rules. 291 00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:29,686 First of all, if anyone has to use the bathroom 292 00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:31,022 While we're in here, 293 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,257 Let's not use any of their test tubes or containers. 294 00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:36,460 And, uh, if anyone else... 295 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:39,463 We have a bathroom here. 296 00:11:39,564 --> 00:11:41,565 Let's keep efficient, 297 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:42,933 Let's not having people running out 298 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,634 To use the little ladies' room, okay ? 299 00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,337 Right here, sir. 300 00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:48,272 Hello. 301 00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:51,342 I'm pan. 302 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:00,818 I'm bustin' your balls. 303 00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:03,086 I had an idea, and I don't know-- 304 00:12:03,187 --> 00:12:04,889 I don't wanna cross-- 305 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,990 Oh, I'm not a big shot, let's hear it. 306 00:12:07,091 --> 00:12:10,761 My cat went missing, and I put up missing flyers-- 307 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,296 You know what ? Stop there. 308 00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:14,165 We need to focus on this. 309 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,733 I'm an animal lover-- 310 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,268 No, no, no, no, no. 311 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,437 You didn't let me finish, this is part of the thing. 312 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,974 I put up missing flyers, and I was thinking 313 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:28,212 What if we put a picture of ray mendoza over the kitty cat, 314 00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:30,381 We xerox, and we put them all over town ? 315 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:32,817 Then maybe we might be able to find him. 316 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,152 Is that a dumb idea ? 317 00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:46,530 Let's go with that. 318 00:12:46,631 --> 00:12:48,966 Yeah, put those up. 319 00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:57,808 Hi, my name's terry jaspermans. 320 00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:01,712 And, um, I am a trustee here at the jail, 321 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:05,015 Which means I don't have to be in the jail all the time, 322 00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:07,985 I can work in the station. 323 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:11,522 They let me do that because I'm not gross. 324 00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:14,091 I do a lot of mopping on the floors, 325 00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:16,226 Keep 'em clean and stuff, 326 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:18,529 You know, make sure nobody slips or whatever. 327 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,632 Sometimes I'll do the wall if I want to. 328 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,101 I've joined three gangs so far. 329 00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:26,170 I've started two, which are good. 330 00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:29,373 I started the "kitties" and I started the "grape slushies". 331 00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:31,442 And we're getting some respect. 332 00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:33,510 I mean, it's taking us a while, but you know, 333 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,312 Some people are interested, some people aren't 334 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,048 But whatever, we're gonna be pretty big soon. 335 00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:39,517 ( dangle ) terry ! 336 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,585 Terry ! What ? 337 00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,687 When was the last time you used the fax machine ? 338 00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,222 And-- supplemental question-- 339 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,558 Did you fax a picture of your wiener 340 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,160 To the district attorney ? 341 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,029 I don't know what a fax machine is. 342 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,531 Terry, I faxed those pictures of your wiener to-- 343 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:11,415 Turn to the right. 344 00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:14,818 Look, I'm, uh, sorry to have to do this to you boys, 345 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,987 But the assailant was dressed 346 00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:18,889 As one of them santa helpers in the mall, 347 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:22,726 So it'd really help our witness if you'd put on these hats. 348 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:25,029 I know it's a little demeaning, sorry to have to do this to you 349 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,865 But it really is gonna help our investigation. 350 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:31,135 All right, now, if you could all take one step forward, 351 00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:33,136 Eyes dead ahead. 352 00:14:33,237 --> 00:14:35,606 Do not look to your left, do not look to your right. 353 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:52,322 Hello. 354 00:14:52,423 --> 00:14:53,657 Uh-oh. 355 00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:57,795 Sheriff's department. 356 00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:01,965 How you doing today ? 357 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,734 I'm doing good, what's the problem ? 358 00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:05,001 What ?! 359 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,337 I didn't say anything, sir. 360 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,005 You're trying to get into the vehicle there, I see. 361 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:09,239 Yeah, I'm trying to get into my vehicle, 362 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,976 It's my automobile, it's my vehicle ! 363 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,477 Yeah ? 364 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,446 Oh, oh, oh, oh, it can't be mine ! 365 00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,214 That's where you're going next, I can see it. 366 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,682 It can't be my vehicle. 367 00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:20,117 No one said that-- 368 00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:22,686 You think I stole this suit from a fat man, don't you ? 369 00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:24,955 There's more than one fat-man suit out there. 370 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,224 All we said was, "how you doing, sir ?" 371 00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:29,927 That's some racist crap-- "how you doing, sir ?" 372 00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:32,229 Sir, are you trying to get in the vehicle there ? 373 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,564 I am trying to get in the vehicle, yes. 374 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,000 It's my vehicle. 375 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,435 Why don't you just go ahead and arrest me now 'cause you-- 376 00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:41,138 Go ahead, frisk my black butt ! 377 00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:42,439 That's what you want, ain't it ? 378 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,141 I have seen racist activities from you. 379 00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:46,310 I have seen racist activities from you. 380 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:48,112 You had your hands on your gun, sir... 381 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,913 You called me nigger. 382 00:15:50,014 --> 00:15:51,782 Straight to my face ! 383 00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,383 Boom, bingo, there we go. 384 00:15:53,484 --> 00:15:55,052 Thank you very much, officer. 385 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,687 Sir, here are your bags. 386 00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:57,988 Thank you for the bags, put them in the back. 387 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,656 If you will give me that. 388 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,325 Uh, that's a sheriff's department slim-jim. 389 00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:03,026 Yes, I understand. I, uh... 390 00:16:03,127 --> 00:16:04,828 That comes out of my-- 391 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,897 A pleasure helping you today, sir, and-- 392 00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:08,231 You drive safe, sir. 393 00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:09,500 Yeah, yeah, right-on. 394 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,001 Did I call him nigger ? 395 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,436 I don't remember you calling him nigger. 396 00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:13,970 I don't remember having said nigger. 397 00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:16,440 Got bless white america, god bless you. 398 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,308 It would take me about seven years 399 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,110 To save up for a car like that. 400 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,046 Where's my car ? 401 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,315 Yo... Where's my car ? 402 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:29,152 Hardcastle, now, after watching him work, 403 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,821 You know, at first, I thought, 404 00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:33,090 "he's got his own ways, he's gonna figure it out." 405 00:16:33,191 --> 00:16:35,159 But now it's kind of like when you go to that carnival 406 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,863 And you see that drugged-out, toothless, uh, drunk guy 407 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,430 That's working that little octopus ride, 408 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,232 And you get on and go, 409 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,068 "I wonder if this guy's gonna stop this 410 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,969 "or if I'm going to meet my death on this ride 411 00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,437 'cause he's passed out." 412 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,473 But in the end he stops it and you are okay, 413 00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:51,074 Maybe a little bit of throw-up on your shirt. 414 00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:53,978 I feel like he's that guy. 415 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,579 ( hardcastle ) suck it ! 416 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,315 Ha ! 417 00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:00,517 ( beeping ) suck it, bitch. 418 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,826 Oh, suck it, you bitch ! 419 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,628 Take it, you take it all ! 420 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,296 There you go, ha ! 421 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,198 Uh... 422 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,999 ( man on loudspeaker ) ray mendoza on line one. 423 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,668 Ray mendoza on line one. 424 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:19,603 Get it, get it, get it. 425 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,206 Hello, reno sheriff's department. 426 00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:24,708 All right, you just stay put. 427 00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:26,309 It's ray mendoza. What ? 428 00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:27,645 He saw a flyer. 429 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,912 Trace the call. 430 00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:30,313 I-I don't got to, 431 00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:32,048 He's at gold goat's casino like two blocks from here. 432 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,217 He didn't know anybody was worried about him. 433 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,485 He's just been gambling. 434 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,919 That's the guy we're looking for ? Yes. 435 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,253 Hang up the phone. 436 00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:39,222 You know how often the guy you're looking for 437 00:17:39,323 --> 00:17:40,791 Calls you up and tells you where he is ? 438 00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,326 Zero. Hang up the phone. 439 00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:44,494 Hang it up. 440 00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:45,929 If you look stupid, I look stupid. 441 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,032 Hang it up, I'm not gonna look stupid ! 442 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,867 Just stay put. Stay where you are. 443 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,169 Look, I'll tell you how I'm going to play this. 444 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,303 Go check out the titty bars, 445 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,105 See if he's hanging around one of those. 446 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,707 Don't worry, I'm gonna play it very discreetly. 447 00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:58,175 If we see him, I'll sidle up to him. 448 00:17:58,276 --> 00:17:59,609 "some people think you've gone missing." 449 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,145 No one has to know that he did any... 450 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,646 All right. 451 00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:04,648 Okay, let's go. 452 00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:06,917 Uh, titty bar or gold goat's casino ? 453 00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:09,052 Goat's casino. Jesus christ almighty. 454 00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:11,121 Goat's casino. Let's get him. 455 00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:12,656 Move, move, move. 456 00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,300 I'll tell you what happens a lot of time 457 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:25,602 When you work with a local force. 458 00:18:25,703 --> 00:18:29,806 It's sort of like what hurdles are to a hurdler. 459 00:18:29,907 --> 00:18:33,109 You know, it's part of the race. 460 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:35,412 It's called "hurdles." 461 00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:38,715 In this case, I'm here to aid them in their investigation. 462 00:18:38,816 --> 00:18:40,451 But honestly, could I run faster 463 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,086 Down that straigtaway without the hurdles ? 464 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,353 Oh, yeah. 465 00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:48,224 I'm pissed. 466 00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:50,460 This is horse crap. 467 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,296 I'm gonna tell them that we found him. 468 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,132 He's gonna get all the credit, we did everything. 469 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,466 We found all the clues... 470 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,935 I'm gonna do it. You should do it. 471 00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,369 I am going to go tell them right now. 472 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:00,571 He didn't do shit. 473 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,005 I'm gonna tell them we found him. 474 00:19:08,746 --> 00:19:10,346 We got him ! 475 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,018 On behalf of the federal bureau of investigation 476 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,520 And the reno sheriff's department, 477 00:19:17,621 --> 00:19:22,993 I am happy to announce that we have found ray mendoza, 478 00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:26,296 And he will be home with his family tonight. 479 00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:28,365 I just wanna say I hope that all americans 480 00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:29,933 Will follow the example 481 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,369 Of these professionals on the police force of reno. 482 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,704 That they will cooperate. 483 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,775 Because if you don't cooperate, if you backbite, 484 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:41,011 If you take credit from someone else, 485 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:45,583 If you fight for the glory, then you know what ? 486 00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:48,018 You're sort of a terrorist. 487 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:51,221 You're sort of a terrorist. 488 00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:53,490 I'm going home to the people I love. 489 00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,125 Thank you. 490 00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,329 Hell of a job, guys. 491 00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:05,903 I got a helicopter to catch, people. 492 00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,279 Oh, sorry. 493 00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:20,351 Okay, back to work. 494 00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:29,860 My dad took off, 495 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,930 And my mother started going out with this puerto rican guy, 496 00:20:34,031 --> 00:20:35,765 And he was just disgusting. 497 00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:38,435 He said he was a "lawyer". 498 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,804 A puerto rican "lawyer". 499 00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,972 Did you ever hear anything so stupid in your life ? 500 00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:45,709 You know who he represented ? Other puerto ricans. 501 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,778 And all they wanted to do is rip off the system. 502 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,413 You know what they would do ? 503 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,016 A lot of these guys would get into car wrecks 504 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,583 And they'd be like, 505 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,619 "oh, it's not my fault, he rear-ended me. 506 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,554 I need my abogado." 33417

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