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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:08,811 They're cleaning your table right now won't have a 2 00:00:08,811 --> 00:00:11,200 seat in the bar and let you know when it's ready. 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:31,410 Thank 4 00:00:31,605 --> 00:00:32,605 you. 5 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:36,010 Good evening how may i help you. 6 00:00:36,684 --> 00:00:38,140 Eat some food. 7 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:40,420 The reservations. 8 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:42,180 He love 9 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,590 going to eat it anyway. 10 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:49,420 Money. 11 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:50,160 We're over here 12 00:00:50,490 --> 00:00:50,760 i 13 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,350 didn't see the pad 14 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:53,160 can i take your 15 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:53,700 man 16 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:55,180 oh yeah. 17 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,115 Epic food. 18 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:24,220 That is some risk. 19 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,720 Yeah. 20 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,000 I'd argue that they used. 21 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:32,533 I thought 22 00:01:32,957 --> 00:01:35,140 hey that really need. 23 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:37,510 Flat. 24 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,460 It is. 25 00:01:42,809 --> 00:01:43,584 One 26 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,770 swan. 27 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,310 Swan. 28 00:01:56,070 --> 00:01:58,211 Bunny i wanted to be my friend Jeff. 29 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,100 No. 30 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,840 You don't want to meet him. 31 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:10,110 None of that for me for my fiesta 32 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:10,620 or yeah 33 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,910 yeah i know yeah but 34 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,800 i just thought you might want to beat them but 35 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,430 not that's okay. 36 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:18,370 So where's your sister. 37 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,036 Yeah neglected the little guys. 38 00:02:21,668 --> 00:02:21,885 You. 39 00:02:22,673 --> 00:02:23,160 Needed it 40 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:31,350 these 41 00:02:31,711 --> 00:02:31,849 are 42 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,700 america welcome to. 43 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,740 PC. 44 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,355 Are you. 45 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:51,008 Way 46 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:53,290 you guys are really sisters 47 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:53,610 look 48 00:02:53,803 --> 00:02:54,940 a Liberty. 49 00:02:58,980 --> 00:02:59,970 What are your step sisters 50 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:00,570 do 51 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:01,860 they have sisters 52 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:02,490 do 53 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,180 really 54 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:03,720 so 55 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:05,970 do you you guys have the same mother and father 56 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:06,450 right 57 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:07,870 now. 58 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:09,630 So your parents are. 59 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,160 Very different 60 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,270 one is a man 61 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:12,540 and 62 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:14,020 a woman. 63 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,360 I just want to get this straight okay 64 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:19,680 your your mother 65 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:20,880 and her mother 66 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:22,350 are the same person 67 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:23,740 right. 68 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,549 Okay okay 69 00:03:26,163 --> 00:03:28,750 and your father is also her phone. 70 00:03:29,284 --> 00:03:31,540 Then my mother. 71 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:36,220 That's not what i meant and all. 72 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:42,720 You know what never mind let's just 73 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,430 drop it at just surprise because 74 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:45,780 quite honestly you don't look 75 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,290 much 76 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:47,410 alike. 77 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,170 Okay i get 78 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:49,440 it 79 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,440 maybe give a little disappointed because she moved 80 00:03:52,590 --> 00:03:54,040 but then me. 81 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:56,770 Nuts 82 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,580 then you'll have what you eat. 83 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,340 Kitty i'm a 84 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,600 i'm in magazine publishing. 85 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:11,370 Yeah 86 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,420 well it pays the bills. 87 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:15,340 So what do you do. 88 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,390 Oh yeah 89 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:19,590 i forgot to tell you 90 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:21,790 he didn't speak English. 91 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,710 That let me know where 92 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:26,430 i can 93 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:29,685 live but you're between the two you will. 94 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:33,540 Like me i forgot about 95 00:04:33,808 --> 00:04:35,021 that show. 96 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:37,230 Yeah 97 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,550 yeah people people put your 98 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,180 bs 99 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:40,440 in a moment on you 100 00:04:40,890 --> 00:04:42,670 what what did you say. 101 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,960 Cool. 102 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,750 Her sister. 103 00:04:46,890 --> 00:04:47,890 Kitty. 104 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:48,780 Right 105 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:49,260 right 106 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:50,520 what what language is that. 107 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,360 English. 108 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:57,510 Before that before that where are you from 109 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:58,920 downtown. 110 00:05:00,907 --> 00:05:01,230 Guys. 111 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:03,051 Live together. 112 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:04,180 Too. 113 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,680 Mud. 114 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,230 We at phi. 115 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:15,600 Glad to meet you submitted 116 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:16,260 your 117 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,560 name. 118 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,010 If. 119 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:24,240 You're 120 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,480 to clown. 121 00:05:26,923 --> 00:05:28,360 Say about me. 122 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,520 By which he meant that. 123 00:05:31,096 --> 00:05:32,790 What would it look like 124 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,120 then. 125 00:05:36,134 --> 00:05:37,320 What. 126 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:42,310 Really cool painting back there there's a great one i think you should look at it. 127 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:42,990 Oh 128 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:43,740 nice 129 00:05:43,855 --> 00:05:45,070 he did. 130 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,720 I like to propose a toast. 131 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,640 New friends. 132 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:52,980 Beautiful women 133 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,940 and fine wine. 134 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:03,510 Ugh that was when i didn't need that 135 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,360 thanks to become and i know what. 136 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:21,711 Eu 137 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,580 and 138 00:06:26,843 --> 00:06:30,130 that didn't then not gonna be oo 139 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:34,742 and it looks like i'm going to get. 140 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:35,929 Well i 141 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,620 guess it's just you and me in July. 142 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,704 So where did you say you were from. 143 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,762 At. 144 00:06:51,450 --> 00:06:52,871 Pittsburgh yup. 145 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:54,840 Also maybe i 146 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:56,159 did duck. 147 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:09,591 Things you make when i get back on my narrow. 148 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,930 Reading. 8166

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