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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,296 The work has been fantastic. 2 00:00:06,296 --> 00:00:07,296 Yeah. 3 00:00:07,296 --> 00:00:09,296 Oh no, no, no. 4 00:00:09,296 --> 00:00:11,296 Tyler's still here. 5 00:00:11,296 --> 00:00:12,296 He's still renting a room. 6 00:00:12,296 --> 00:00:15,296 Well, that's the thing. 7 00:00:15,296 --> 00:00:16,296 It started out great. 8 00:00:16,296 --> 00:00:18,296 I mean, well, first of all, he's adorable. 9 00:00:18,296 --> 00:00:20,296 He's super cute and so sweet. 10 00:00:20,296 --> 00:00:23,296 Always asking me how my day's going. 11 00:00:23,296 --> 00:00:25,296 You know, all that kind of stuff. 12 00:00:25,296 --> 00:00:28,296 But, you know, in the beginning, he was really responsible. 13 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:33,296 He was unloading the dishwasher, just generally kind of picking up after himself. 14 00:00:33,296 --> 00:00:39,296 And now when I ask him, like, hey, can you, you know, can you put your dishes away? 15 00:00:39,296 --> 00:00:40,296 He's like, oh, five minutes. 16 00:00:40,296 --> 00:00:41,296 I'll do it in five minutes. 17 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:44,296 And then five minutes passes and then I can't stand it, so I do it. 18 00:00:44,296 --> 00:00:49,296 And now I feel like I'm just like chasing after him, like cleaning up after him. 19 00:00:49,296 --> 00:00:54,296 No, I think, um, no, I think it's possible. 20 00:00:54,296 --> 00:00:55,296 It's just depression. 21 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:57,296 I mean, his girlfriend broke up with him. 22 00:00:57,296 --> 00:00:58,296 Yeah. 23 00:00:58,296 --> 00:00:59,296 I know it's crazy, right? 24 00:00:59,296 --> 00:01:01,296 She's an idiot. 25 00:01:01,296 --> 00:01:03,296 He's so adorable. 26 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:04,296 Like, I'm sorry. 27 00:01:04,296 --> 00:01:05,296 I can't. 28 00:01:05,296 --> 00:01:06,296 He's so attentive. 29 00:01:06,296 --> 00:01:08,296 I'm sure he was like an awesome boyfriend. 30 00:01:08,296 --> 00:01:11,296 But, well, maybe I'll do that. 31 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:18,296 I'll go talk to him and see if he wants to go out and get, like, coffee or something. 32 00:01:18,296 --> 00:01:24,296 And I'll talk to him and, you know, maybe the situation will improve. 33 00:01:24,296 --> 00:01:25,296 I'll let you know. 34 00:01:25,296 --> 00:01:26,296 I'll call you back. 35 00:01:26,296 --> 00:01:27,296 Okay. 36 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:28,296 Bye. 37 00:01:57,178 --> 00:02:23,418 Oh my god, um, Dana! 38 00:02:23,418 --> 00:02:24,418 What are you doing here? 39 00:02:24,418 --> 00:02:25,418 What are you doing? 40 00:02:25,418 --> 00:02:28,918 Uh, I was just checking up on the news. 41 00:02:28,918 --> 00:02:29,918 Oh really? 42 00:02:29,918 --> 00:02:31,418 Yeah, what are you doing here? 43 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,418 I thought you were at work. 44 00:02:33,418 --> 00:02:34,418 It's Sunday. 45 00:02:34,418 --> 00:02:35,418 Right, yeah, Sunday. 46 00:02:35,418 --> 00:02:38,418 Looking at the news, were you? 47 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:39,418 Yeah. 48 00:02:39,418 --> 00:02:42,538 It looked like you were feeling, having some pretty strong feelings about what's going 49 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:43,538 on in the world. 50 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,538 Yeah, it's pretty intense out there. 51 00:02:44,538 --> 00:02:45,538 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 52 00:02:45,538 --> 00:02:46,538 Uh huh. 53 00:02:46,538 --> 00:02:48,538 What are you doing in here? 54 00:02:48,538 --> 00:02:51,418 Um, well, I came by because... 55 00:02:51,418 --> 00:02:54,418 Let's move this before you hurt yourself. 56 00:02:54,418 --> 00:02:55,418 Yeah. 57 00:02:55,418 --> 00:02:56,418 I'm just gonna put these shoes over there maybe. 58 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:57,418 I know, it's been going through kind of a rough time. 59 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:58,418 Uh... 60 00:02:58,418 --> 00:02:59,418 Just with your girlfriend and everything like that. 61 00:02:59,418 --> 00:03:00,418 Oh, yeah, about her. 62 00:03:00,418 --> 00:03:01,418 I'm getting over it though. 63 00:03:01,418 --> 00:03:02,418 Really? 64 00:03:02,418 --> 00:03:03,418 Yeah, one day at a time. 65 00:03:03,418 --> 00:03:08,418 Well, I think I can help you get over it a little bit faster. 66 00:03:08,418 --> 00:03:09,418 Really? 67 00:03:09,418 --> 00:03:10,418 Yes. 68 00:03:10,418 --> 00:03:15,418 You don't have to watch the news as much alone in your room. 69 00:03:15,418 --> 00:03:16,418 Oh, um, okay. 70 00:03:16,418 --> 00:03:19,418 What did you have in mind? 71 00:03:19,418 --> 00:03:21,418 Well, how about this? 72 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,418 How about I help you? 73 00:03:22,418 --> 00:03:23,418 I'm gonna help you. 74 00:03:23,418 --> 00:03:24,418 Okay. 75 00:03:24,418 --> 00:03:25,418 Okay. 76 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:26,418 I'm gonna help you out. 77 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:27,418 And then you unload the dishwasher. 78 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:28,418 What do you think of that? 79 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:29,418 Help me out in... 80 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,418 Yeah, yeah, of course. 81 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,418 Yeah, I'll do that. 82 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:32,418 Anything you want. 83 00:03:32,418 --> 00:03:33,418 Really? 84 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:34,418 Anything? 85 00:03:34,418 --> 00:03:35,418 Yeah. 86 00:03:35,418 --> 00:03:36,418 Do you pick up after yourself? 87 00:03:36,418 --> 00:03:37,418 Uh, yeah. 88 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,418 Yeah, of course. 89 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,418 Oh my God. 90 00:03:39,418 --> 00:03:40,418 I haven't had a blow job in so long since Christina broke up with me. 91 00:03:41,418 --> 00:03:42,418 I'm so sorry. 92 00:03:42,418 --> 00:03:43,418 I'm so sorry. 93 00:03:43,418 --> 00:03:44,418 I'm so sorry. 94 00:03:44,418 --> 00:03:45,418 I'm so sorry. 95 00:03:45,418 --> 00:03:46,418 I'm so sorry. 96 00:03:46,418 --> 00:03:47,418 I'm so sorry. 97 00:03:47,418 --> 00:03:48,418 I'm so sorry. 98 00:03:48,418 --> 00:03:49,418 I'm so sorry. 99 00:03:49,418 --> 00:03:50,418 I'm so sorry. 100 00:03:50,418 --> 00:03:51,418 I'm so sorry. 101 00:03:51,418 --> 00:03:52,418 I'm so sorry. 102 00:03:52,418 --> 00:03:53,418 I'm so sorry. 103 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:54,418 I'm so sorry. 104 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,266 Oh my god. 105 00:04:33,266 --> 00:04:35,266 Holy shit. 106 00:04:36,266 --> 00:04:42,266 Oh my god, dude, it feels so good. 107 00:04:45,266 --> 00:04:47,266 Oh my god. 108 00:04:49,266 --> 00:04:51,266 Oh my god. 109 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:54,266 Oh my god. 110 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:58,266 Oh my god. 111 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:03,266 Oh my goodness. 112 00:05:04,266 --> 00:05:07,266 Holy shit, my girlfriend is never gonna do that. 113 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,266 I'm sure. 114 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:11,266 Holy crap. 115 00:05:12,266 --> 00:05:14,266 Oh fuck. 116 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:21,266 Oh fuck. 117 00:05:26,266 --> 00:05:28,266 Holy goddamn. 118 00:05:30,266 --> 00:05:31,266 Yeah. 119 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:33,266 Oh fucking. 120 00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:40,266 Oh fuck. 121 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,266 Oh my god. 122 00:05:52,266 --> 00:05:53,266 Fuck. 123 00:05:53,266 --> 00:05:54,306 Oh my god. 124 00:06:02,706 --> 00:06:05,706 Oh my god, you are so fucking sweet. 125 00:06:05,706 --> 00:06:06,706 Thank you. 126 00:06:06,706 --> 00:06:07,706 Oh shit. 127 00:06:07,706 --> 00:06:08,706 Oh my god. 128 00:06:10,706 --> 00:06:20,706 Oh my god. 129 00:06:34,326 --> 00:06:36,326 So fucking good 130 00:07:50,706 --> 00:07:52,706 Oh my gosh 7574

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