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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,379 [? Upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,965 And the best part of being DJ PJ 3 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,509 is that I'm already ready for bed! 4 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,678 You're not gonna brush your teeth? 5 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,304 Get out of my business. 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:17,017 Vee! How was the rest of the dance? 7 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:18,602 Horrifying! 8 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:24,483 But the last time I saw you, you were dancing with Elijah. 9 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,694 [both] Ooooohhhh. 10 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:29,488 No, not "Ooooohh." "Aaaaaahhhh!" 11 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,199 I fanged out in front of Elijah! 12 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,452 Because he's foiiine? 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,787 No, because he's a Van Helsing! 14 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,914 That's not foiiine! 15 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:41,333 I knew there was a Van Helsing here. 16 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:44,670 But noooo, you said... [mimicking] "I don't need a crypt keeper." 17 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:45,963 We're outta here! 18 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,259 Wait, Elijah is a vampire hunter? 19 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:54,096 I take one bathroom break all night and that's what I miss? 20 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,639 Get packin', bat girl. 21 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,517 I'm not going back to Transylvania 22 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:01,811 because my new friend just happens to be my family's ancient nemesis, 23 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,272 sworn to end all vampires! 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,232 Do you hear it? 25 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:08,110 Do you hear how it sounds when you say that? 26 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:11,321 There's got to be a way to solve this that lets me stay at Wilson. 27 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:12,942 Could you mind-control Elijah? 28 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,283 No. 29 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,327 [both coughing] 30 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:20,122 "A Van Helsing's mind cannot be manipulated, 31 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,707 and their bodies are possessed of strength and skills 32 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,418 beyond those of inferior humans." 33 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:26,879 Huh? 34 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:29,215 It means Elijah can't be mind-controlled 35 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,175 and he's super strong and fast! 36 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:35,262 And I guarantee you, he's down there right now plotting Vee's destruction! 37 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:38,656 Please don't bite me, please don't bite me, please don't bite me! 38 00:01:39,677 --> 00:01:41,518 [singing] ? Slay! ? 39 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:42,853 ? S-L-A-Y ? 40 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:44,395 ? Steppin' out into the light ? 41 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,524 ? I have never felt so alive ? 42 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:47,657 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 43 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,027 ? S-L-A-Y ? 44 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,155 ? Watch me shine, shine, shine ? 45 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,448 ? Slay! ? 46 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:56,408 [? Eerie music plays] 47 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:59,953 Thanks for everything, Soph. Keep in touch! 48 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,331 You can use this to summon me anytime. 49 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,333 I'm not leaving, Demi. 50 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:08,087 I'm not going to hide under a bridge like a little troll. 51 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:11,465 You guys ever consider that maybe Elijah is a nice Van Helsing? 52 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:12,925 There's no such thing! 53 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,177 Don't make me drop the book again. 54 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:18,514 Seriously, Elijah seems like a good guy. 55 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,697 So before you bat-fly off into the sunset, 56 00:02:20,698 --> 00:02:23,309 shouldn't we at least ask him what his intentions are? 57 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,020 I can't ask him, I'm a vampire! 58 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:26,564 I can't ask him, I'm a ghost! 59 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,232 I can't ask him, I'm scared! 60 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,194 Okay, fine, I'll ask him. 61 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:37,449 I can't like a vampire! 62 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,410 Don't think about her cute smile, 63 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,203 focus on her cute fangs. 64 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:44,456 I mean, sharp, dangerous fangs. 65 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,920 [knock on door] 66 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,256 [groans softly] 67 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,384 Who is it? And if you're a vampire, 68 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:57,093 just know I have garlic nun chucks 69 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,596 and I use garlic breath spray! 70 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,570 Ooh, that was a mistake. 71 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,267 [Sophie] It's me, Sophie. 72 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,717 Sophie! You're in danger! 73 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:11,775 Yeah, from your breath. 74 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,778 From Vee! She's a vampire. 75 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,614 And this is going to blow your mind, 76 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,575 but I come from a family of vampire hunters. 77 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:22,161 Whaaaat? No way! 78 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,455 Shocking, I know. 79 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,958 My mom said if I ever met a vampire, I'm supposed to... 80 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:32,086 I can't believe this is happening. 81 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:34,840 What are the odds I'd actually meet a vampire? 82 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:36,467 Apparently a hundred percent. 83 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,970 Listen, Elijah. I already knew about Vee. 84 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,890 And look, she didn't hurt me. She'd never hurt anyone, 85 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,350 she's a good vampire. 86 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,643 There's no such thing. 87 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,436 I'll show you. 88 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,259 Do you guys use the same publisher? 89 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,440 [both coughing] 90 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,154 "If a Van Helsing ever meets a vampire, 91 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,949 it is their duty to save the villagers by fighting 92 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,117 until only one of them is left." 93 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,954 Everyone here is in danger. 94 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:08,290 And I'm the only one who can save them. 95 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:10,354 Your fly's open, Savior of the Universe. 96 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:11,968 [zips] 97 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,463 Now I can save them. 98 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,884 Just tell Vee to meet me in the attic 99 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:21,512 at dawn for a fight to the finish. 100 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,556 Well, I highly doubt she's going to agree to this. 101 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,809 I can't believe you agreed to this! 102 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:29,645 Neither can I! 103 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,563 I don't have a choice. 104 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,065 It's fight or go home. 105 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,358 And I'm not going home. 106 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,735 I've come too far to give up on my dreams. 107 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,405 [? Dramatic music playing] 108 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,282 Vampire. 109 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:43,909 Van Helsing. 110 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,538 Ooh! Ghost boy? 111 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,248 That's my name, 112 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,667 don't scare it out. 113 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,586 Vampires, ghosts... 114 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:57,840 Everything my family said is real. 115 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,213 Should I have been flossing this whole time? 116 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,428 Ooh! 117 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:06,724 Ha! That was just Phase One... Mild disturbance. 118 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,185 Vee the Vampire, 119 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,229 I have come to banquet you! 120 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,441 Uh, I mean, "vanquish you!" 121 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,818 It is my ancestral responsibility 122 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,362 to destroy all vampires. 123 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,281 Do your worst, Van Helsing. 124 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,332 Oh, I will... 125 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,870 [? dramatic music playing] 126 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,123 Right after I stretch. 127 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,541 Good point, me, too! 128 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,169 What's happening? 129 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,837 They're stretching? 130 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,383 Finish him, Vee! Before he becomes too limber! 131 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,386 Too late, I'm ready. 132 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,889 We'll see about that, you 133 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,265 you... 134 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,809 You know, this couch is really in the way. 135 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,483 Yeah, the battle vibes in this room are totally off. 136 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,775 Impressive. 137 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,748 Good thing I recently came into some extra muscle myself. 138 00:06:02,204 --> 00:06:05,865 We could open our own moving company. 139 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,035 You know, if we weren't enemies. 140 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,871 Now what are they talking about? 141 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,304 Something about running a business together. 142 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,375 We doing this or what? 143 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,135 Right, sorry. 144 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,629 Let's do this. 145 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,381 [? Dramatic music playing] 146 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,388 [both] I don't want to fight you! 147 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:30,557 Really? We got up at dawn for this! 148 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,437 But you're a Van Helsing. 149 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,774 My enemy. You're supposed to destroy me as soon as you see me. 150 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,777 That's what you vampires are supposed to do to us. 151 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,530 So, if you're not my enemy, then what are you? 152 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,198 I don't know. 153 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,785 Up until twelve hours ago I thought we were friends. 154 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,411 Me, too. 155 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:53,413 Maybe we still can be? 156 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,461 Oh, so that's why your hands are always so cold! 157 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,839 [laughs] Way to catch up, warm blood. 158 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,842 I don't know about this... 159 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,094 It's my job to protect you, Vee. 160 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,805 It's okay, Elijah's not gonna hurt me. Right? 161 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,224 Right. And now that I think about it, 162 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:15,978 it's really our parents and our ancestors that have the actual beef, 163 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,312 not us. 164 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:21,233 All right, but I'll be watching you, Van Helsing. 165 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,901 Don't make me go Phase Two on you. 166 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:27,072 - What's Phase Two? - That's for you to wonder 167 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:28,991 and me to figure out. 168 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,494 He's got nothin'. 169 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,039 [? Upbeat music playing] 170 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,209 I've never been more stoked to be at boarding school. 171 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,463 I'm terrible at hiding things from my mom, 172 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,173 and now I have two secrets I have to keep from her. 173 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,675 I know Vee's the first, but what's the second? 174 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,178 I haven't told her I changed my classes. 175 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:52,263 She thinks I'm still taking all that classical stuff she wanted. 176 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,723 Definitely not hip-hop dancing, 177 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:56,560 song writing, and rap music. 178 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,053 Luckily I don't have to face my mom any time soon. 179 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,940 - Ooh! - Hello, son. 180 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,902 What is your mom doing here? 181 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,404 It's Parents Day. I sent an email. 182 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,364 No one checks their email! 183 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,033 Can you check the wall? 184 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,204 What are we gonna do? 185 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:18,177 We'll be fine. My parents don't even know it's Parents Day. 186 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:20,250 Email is way too modern for them. 187 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:22,627 I'll just stay in my room until your mom's gone. 188 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:23,948 Easy peasy maggot squeezy. 189 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,758 Elijah? What is going on out there? 190 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:31,803 Ugh! Bats. That Van Helsing's strong. I better go. 191 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,514 Way behind you! 192 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,267 [? Upbeat music playing] 193 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,896 Hey, Vee, you know, 194 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,023 I have to admit, I'm glad we're staying. 195 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:47,444 Me, too. But, uh, you should know something. 196 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,072 Elijah's Van Helsing mom is here for Parents Day. 197 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,950 That's it! We're outta here! 198 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:56,161 No, it's fine. I'm going to stay in the room. 199 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:59,315 That Van Helsing will never know there's a vampire at Wilson. 200 00:08:59,316 --> 00:09:00,915 - [thud on window] - [man groans] 201 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:01,966 [woman groans] 202 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,336 Mom? Dad? 203 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,088 [Boris] Hey, pumpkin! 204 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,009 My baby boo-berry. 205 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,220 It's so good to see you. 206 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,849 What are you doing here? 207 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:22,187 Well, my little night child, the school sent us one of those spirit messages... 208 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,773 - Emails, darling... - Emails. 209 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,025 Telling us all about this Parents Day, 210 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,611 so we decided to fly out! 211 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,947 Demi! Ghost five! 212 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,492 Ah, yes! Our usual frivolity as if nothing is wrong! 213 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,036 This is so exciting. 214 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,289 We were in such a rush last time, 215 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,582 but now we can tour your school, 216 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,168 meet your new friends, their parents... 217 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,714 About that... don't you think three vampires wandering around 218 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:52,426 with so many people here might be a little risky? 219 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,428 We thought of that! 220 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:58,140 Which is why we've been practicing our "people" skills. 221 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:02,144 Namaste. I'm "Yoga Mom." 222 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,479 And I'm "Tourist Dad." 223 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:09,735 Oh, these New England back roads are something else, I tell ya. 224 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,404 Oh yeah. They're gonna blend right in. 225 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,449 Maybe I can take you on a tour? 226 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,422 I heard the outskirts of town are lovely this time of year. 227 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:22,372 Roaming about in all your ghostly glory, Demi? 228 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,458 Now that would be risky. 229 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,501 I think you'd better stay hidden. 230 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,171 Fine. But you'll never dim my glow! 231 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,718 Way to leave me in the dust, just because I'm not a v... 232 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,470 Very fast runner! 233 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,430 Hi, Sophie. Look who's here. 234 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,891 Um, you remember my parents? 235 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:44,936 Hello! What an exciting development at this point in time! 236 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,646 Wicked good to see ya, kiddo. 237 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,523 Tell ya ma I said hi. 238 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,109 Okay. 239 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:55,906 Um, did you guys see my, uh, bed? 240 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,201 Oh, look honey. 241 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,037 So squishy. 242 00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:05,956 They're insisting on a tour, but we can't let them run into Elijah and his mom. 243 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:09,210 I'll tell him. And my parents aren't coming, so I can run interference. 244 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,681 - [Oxana] Oh. - [Boris] Little help! Little help! 245 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,176 - Oh! - Oh. Ah! [Chuckles] 246 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,095 Welp, Sophie'd love to chat, 247 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,528 but she just remembered she forgot something. 248 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,808 I'd tell you what it was but I can't remember. 249 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,894 [door closes] 250 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,397 What a delightfully strange human child! 251 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,860 You really should get this fixed, 252 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,987 you'd hate to get locked in and miss your classical vocal training. 253 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,428 How's that going, by the way? 254 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:42,869 Great, I classically vocal all the time. It's classic. 255 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,996 And I see you received the stake. 256 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,874 You must be enjoying your newfound strength. 257 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,710 - [grunts] - Oh. 258 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,797 It's great. A little destructive, though. 259 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,507 You'll get the hang of it. 260 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:59,636 And I hope you're wearing your Van Helsing ring close to your heart, 261 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,888 to remind you of my love, 262 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:05,809 and the ever-present threat of the evil undead that walk among us. 263 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,686 Yeah, Mom, about that. 264 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:11,230 Is there any chance that maybe vampires could be nicer than we thought? 265 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,192 [laughing] Oh, Elijah, 266 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:17,737 never lose your childlike sense of wonder. 267 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,801 But you're talking nonsense, cut it out. 268 00:12:21,176 --> 00:12:25,244 [panting] - Oh, hey Sophie, this is my mom. 269 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,371 How do you do? 270 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,665 A little out of shape, if I'm being honest. 271 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,625 But it's nice to meet you. 272 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,676 Charming. 273 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,379 Now let's start that tour. 274 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,756 Uh, before you do that... 275 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,800 [whispers] Vee's parents are here. 276 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,604 Well, that's an exciting development at this point in time. 277 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,391 [? Upbeat music playing] 278 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,582 [cymbals crashing] 279 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,898 Oh, hey, Elijah. When are you gonna rap again? 280 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,278 I beg your pardon? 281 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,030 Um... [clears throat] 282 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:45,074 I wrapped one present for the guy, and he won't stop talking about it. 283 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,578 Ah. Did you wrap it with the French corners like I taught you? 284 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,746 Oui oui, maman. 285 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,795 Congratulations, folks, you've made it to the end of Parents Day. 286 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:02,092 But before you go, we have one final treat for you. 287 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,427 You'll all going to experience 288 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,055 an actual Wilson class right now... 289 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,765 Intro to Stage Fighting! 290 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,934 - What? - I didn't know about this? 291 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,852 Emails, people! Read them. 292 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,899 Now, can I get a couple of parent volunteers? 293 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,903 Uh, you and... 294 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,822 Oh, you! 295 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,765 Come on up here and fight to the death! 296 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,908 [laughs] 297 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,368 Kidding. 298 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,704 But we will need you to sign some waivers... 299 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,206 [? dramatic music playing] 300 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,211 [? Dramatic music playing] 301 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,840 Who needs stage fighting, right? 302 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,969 Yoga moms don't. Nama-stay in your seat, please. 303 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,264 Are you kidding? I met your mother during a sword fight. 304 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,642 When I saw how she parried, I asked her to get married. 305 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,396 And we died happily ever after. 306 00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:00,816 - You don't have to do this, Mom. - Nonsense, 307 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,027 this'll be a chance for you to learn something. 308 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,363 And I won't show up my opponent too much. 309 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,700 Trust me, Dearest, I know how to be cool. 310 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,953 Trust me, Batkins, 311 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,247 I know how to be cool. 312 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,126 Is this the sword I'm using? Uh... 313 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,545 Which end do I grab? 314 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,131 I said the same thing! 315 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,593 I think... not the pointy end? 316 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,929 - Oh. - [both laughing] 317 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,266 Come on out, volunteers! 318 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,477 [applauding] 319 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,441 Now, Mrs. Summers, you'll move forward first, 320 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,319 Mrs. Hauntley, you will defend. 321 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:48,239 And with stage fighting, we always make it look good for the audience. 322 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,241 [both] Oh, we will. 323 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,160 [both laugh] 324 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,455 What's that? 325 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,743 - [audience exclaims] - [chuckles] 326 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,960 [? Dramatic music playing] 327 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,715 [grunts] 328 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,009 Nice. Where'd you learn to move like that? 329 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:12,263 Oh, I don't know, must be all that yoga! 330 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,183 Oh! 331 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,060 - Oh! - [audience exclaiming] 332 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,814 Ooh. 333 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,316 Okay, I see you, Moms! I see you. 334 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,609 [audience exclaiming] 335 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,111 How do we stop this? 336 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,404 I don't know. 337 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,911 It's like they were destined to fight! 338 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,707 This is not good. 339 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:42,042 I'm stuck in here while there's a family of Van Helsings out there! 340 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,045 Demi, I got you. 341 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,089 I'll go check on them, you just chill. 342 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,468 Chill? I don't chill! 343 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,679 I don't even rest in peace! 344 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,597 I'm going stir-crazy! 345 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,558 [air whooshing] 346 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,314 Ah, that's gonna get me in trouble. 347 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,985 Huh. 348 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,530 Well, hello, handsome. 349 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,032 Long time no see. 350 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:21,082 - [? Dramatic music playing] - [both grunting] 351 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,502 [grunting encouragingly] 352 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,756 [grunting] 353 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,097 I'm stopping this. 354 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,099 Stand down 355 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:41,102 is what I would have said if you hadn't just done it. 356 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,979 A thrilling performance. 357 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,024 [cheering] 358 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,359 - Excellent match. - You as well. 359 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,487 That's my wife. 360 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,450 Ooh, that was a good show. We didn't learn much, but good job. 361 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,701 [bell rings] 362 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,955 All right. Thanks for coming to Parents Day. 363 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,968 I can't believe we made it through. 364 00:18:01,969 --> 00:18:04,917 I know. Let's get them out of here before anything else can go... 365 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,711 Oh, dear, I've lost my family ring! 366 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,921 Oh, my... 367 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,215 It must have fallen off during the fight. 368 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,134 - We'll help you look. - We have excellent night vision. 369 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,178 Uh, I mean, how's your ma? 370 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,389 Uh, Mom, why don't we look later, when it's less crowded? 371 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,883 We can make it less crowded. Mom and Dad, let's go. 372 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,853 I can't leave my ring, you know how much it means to me. 373 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,077 What does it look like? 374 00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:27,022 - But, Mom... - It's very old, pure silver, 375 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,983 - the initials are... - [laughs] 376 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,027 Mom, they don't need all that detail, a ring's a ring. Come on. 377 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,947 It's not just any ring, Elijah. 378 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,281 The initials are... 379 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,908 Mom, I love hip-hop! 380 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,203 Excuse me? 381 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,164 And rapping, and pop music. 382 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,918 I like it all. I don't want to do the classical stuff anymore. 383 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,710 And if I'm being completely honest, 384 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,256 I don't even know how to wrap a present. 385 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,508 Is this some sort of teenage rebellion... 386 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,177 I want to do more of what I like. 387 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,596 And what exactly is that? 388 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,225 Um, well... I'll show you. Vee? 389 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,568 [clears throat] 390 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,815 - [? Hip-hop music playing] - ? Yo ? 391 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,441 ? Gimme, gimme Gimme, gimme ? 392 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,864 ? Oh, throw it in a pot Hit it like bam, bam, bam ? 393 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,532 ? Bam, bam, bam ? 394 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,408 ? Yo, beat down the block Heat like bam, bam, bam ? 395 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,785 ? Bam, bam, bam ? 396 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:22,411 ? Yeah, that Hit it like bam, bam, bam ? 397 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,080 ? Bam, bam, bam ? 398 00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,998 ? Yo, drip too hard when I Hit it like bam, bam, bam ? 399 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,250 ? Bam, bam, bam ? 400 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,210 ? Bam, bam, yeah Bam, bam, yeah ? 401 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:32,005 ? Bam, bam, yeah Beat like bam, bam, bam ? 402 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,138 ? Bam, bam, bam ? 403 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,347 [cheering and applause] 404 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,279 Mom! 405 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,784 What did I miss? 406 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,915 Mom, I found your ring. 407 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,291 You sure you don't want to throw it in the trash 408 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,877 like all the plans I had for you? 409 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,879 Please. Can we talk? 410 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,760 What is there to talk about? 411 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,073 Seems like you left it all on the dance floor. 412 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,431 Okay, 413 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,558 I should have told you sooner, but I knew you wouldn't like it. 414 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,102 The only reason I agreed to let you come to this school 415 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,313 was to get a strong foundation in the classics, 416 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:34,567 which would have taught you discipline and focus. 417 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,736 Things that are important to 418 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,488 the family business. 419 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,951 Mom, I know that stuff is important, 420 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,996 but can't I just have a second to figure out what makes me happy? 421 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,540 [sighs] Oh Elijah. 422 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,876 I know that I put a lot of pressure on you, 423 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,379 but it's only because you're so extraordinary. 424 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:58,925 But... I will give you some space, dear. 425 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,969 Because, I want you to be happy. 426 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,680 [exhales] Thanks for understanding, Mom. 427 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,060 Of course. Now tuck in your shirt, this isn't New Jersey. 428 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,815 [? Upbeat music playing] 429 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,901 [Bat Oxana] Ohhh, I really miss this, Vampirina. 430 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,035 [Bat Vee] Me, too. 431 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,740 Thanks for coming. It was really good to see you. 432 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:26,577 I must say, this place continues to surprise me. 433 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,372 A place where nightmares can come true. 434 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,333 - It's dreams, Dad. - Oh. 435 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,085 And thanks for supporting mine. 436 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,379 Always. And to think... 437 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,506 I was worried about Van Helsings! 438 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,508 [laughs loudly] 439 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:41,759 [sighs] 440 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,762 Check out your boy. 441 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,223 Demi! How did you... 442 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:50,517 It's makeup! And some hair stuff with clothes from the lost and found. 443 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,061 Now I look like a real kid! 444 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,398 With this disguise, you'll be an even better protector for Vee. 445 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,191 [laughs nervously] Not that she needs it or anything. 446 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,655 Sun has set, wind is up, 447 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,615 we'd best be off, darlings. 448 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,618 Love you to the dark side of the moon and back. 449 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,334 Get in here, Demi. 450 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,133 Something to remember me by. 451 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,970 [? Mellow music playing] 452 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:31,433 Thanks for running a marathon to help us keep our secret, Sophie. 453 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,270 All good. I clocked like 90,000 steps, 454 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,064 so I don't have to walk anywhere the rest of the semester. 455 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,149 [chuckles] 456 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,695 'Sup, dude. Ooh! Ghost boy? 457 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,406 You called me dude! 458 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,908 Best day of my death. 459 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,161 How'd things go with your mom? 460 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,370 Better than expected. 461 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:54,415 Thank you for falling on your stake for me 462 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,959 and telling her your secret to protect mine. 463 00:22:57,043 --> 00:23:00,421 I'd rather she found out about me than about you... cold hands. 464 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,091 [chuckles] 465 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,759 [? Dramatic music playing] 466 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,895 My suspicions were correct. 467 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,355 Elijah is getting distracted from his purpose, 468 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:21,317 but he's destined for more important things. 469 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,445 I'm gonna need you at Wilson immediately 470 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,239 to keep an eye on him. 471 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:53,523 [singing] ? Slay! ? 472 00:23:53,524 --> 00:23:58,074 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34320

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