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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,916 --> 00:00:58,208 Gafoor! 2 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:05,583 Gafoor! 3 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:11,375 Gafoor bhai! 4 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:12,833 Gafoor! 5 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:20,416 Gafoor! 6 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,750 Gafoor! 7 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:42,500 Gafoor! 8 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:49,875 Gafoor! 9 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:56,875 Gafoo-- 10 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,416 I've been laying low for years 11 00:02:08,416 --> 00:02:11,416 and this fool is screaming my name at the top of his voice. 12 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,375 He's an idiot. 13 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:13,375 Bhai… 14 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:15,458 he was an idiot. 15 00:02:17,291 --> 00:02:18,208 "Was!" 16 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:19,708 Killer, bhai. 17 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:20,958 Gafoor! 18 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:25,333 Fucking number one 19 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:29,041 I'm here for a face-off 20 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:33,000 I bow down to none 21 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:36,125 A mighty storm, yes, that's me 22 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:40,875 A wilful fire, I'm fiery 23 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:44,000 I'm a heat-seeking missile 24 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:48,916 There's no one else like me 25 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,750 They say kick this attitude 26 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:56,708 But old habits die hard 27 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:02,291 Listen up, shining stars 28 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:06,041 To what I have to say 29 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:10,250 In this big bad world 30 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,375 I'll be fucking number one! 31 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:20,250 Yeah, I'll be fucking number one! 32 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,250 You know I'm fucking number one! 33 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:34,291 Talking to Freddy is not an option. 34 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,250 Thanks, anyway. 35 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:48,791 Sign it. 36 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:50,583 Ya Allah. 37 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:05,083 - How? - Show me. 38 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:07,791 We had a polite conversation, and he agreed. 39 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,458 Dude, what are you saying! 40 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,458 Bro, how did you do it? 41 00:04:15,541 --> 00:04:16,500 You're tickling me. 42 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,416 Hey. 43 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,875 It tickles! Don't! 44 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:22,875 Hey! 45 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:26,250 If this is fake, he'll end up in jail. 46 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:28,375 Come on, man. 47 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,125 Give me a pen. Let me sign it. 48 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:32,125 Pen… 49 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,375 "Pen…" 50 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:35,458 What kind of a manager doesn't carry a pen? 51 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,958 - Can you use a pen? - I can use it better than you. 52 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:39,750 - Using a pen… - Forget the pen! 53 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:43,458 Fuckers, it's the time to celebrate. Let's go and have a drink! 54 00:04:43,541 --> 00:04:47,041 Chacha, you're the best! 55 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,083 Finally. 56 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:49,208 Come here. 57 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:51,708 Aasmaan. 58 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,750 Invite your female friend too. 59 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:55,708 Look at his crooked smile. 60 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,500 You should come too. 61 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,250 Karishma! 62 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:10,333 Why are you sitting like a '90s villain? 63 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:12,333 Where are you going? 64 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:13,833 I'm going out for drinks. 65 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,333 With? 66 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,250 With some friends. Aasmaan and all. 67 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,208 - Sorry, darling, you can't. - Why not? 68 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:21,416 It's not like that. 69 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,875 I've called Sameer for dinner and he's on his way. 70 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,708 You should've told me earlier, Dad. 71 00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:30,083 I was so disturbed after watching that video that I felt… 72 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:31,750 But it's okay. 73 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,958 You go out and have fun. 74 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:36,541 And don't worry, I'll tell him you're busy. 75 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:40,500 No, it's fine. Tell him to come. 76 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:42,750 Love you, darling. 77 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:43,833 Love you too. 78 00:05:51,791 --> 00:05:52,958 Yes, Uncle? 79 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:54,166 Come over for dinner. 80 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,500 I've already eaten. 81 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:57,625 Then eat again. 82 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,625 Good boy. 83 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:08,750 I'm so sorry, Aasmaan, I can't make it tonight. 84 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,583 Something came up with my Dad, and… 85 00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:13,875 Okay, then see you tomorrow at the script reading. 86 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,666 Okay. Pick me up at 8:00 tomorrow. 87 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,166 - We can rehearse at Boho. - See you tomorrow. 88 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,750 See you. Bye. 89 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:21,500 Is she not coming? 90 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:26,666 She won't, bro. She won't come. 91 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:29,208 These rich people go to a different bar. 92 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:31,625 On the other side of Bandra. 93 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:32,833 Hi. 94 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:34,250 Can I buy you a drink? 95 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:37,041 Sorry, I don't drink. 96 00:06:39,791 --> 00:06:40,625 Your loss. 97 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:42,291 One sec… 98 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:43,583 Are you crazy? 99 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:47,000 Bro, that drink is not in your budget, but this one is. Enjoy it. 100 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:48,125 Two shots, please! 101 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:51,083 So many girls. Make some love, baby. 102 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:04,000 Bro, bro, bro… 103 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,083 She turned out to be LGTV. 104 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:15,916 Kyun? 105 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,541 What do you mean, "why"? 106 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:18,791 It's her choice. 107 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,333 Twenty-six years ago, 108 00:07:24,416 --> 00:07:26,833 after the disappearance of Cyrus Sodawallah, 109 00:07:26,916 --> 00:07:30,625 his son, Freddy Sodawallah, took over the reins of the company. 110 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,833 And despite receiving huge funding from the Chintamani Group, 111 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:36,041 due to non-completion of projects, 112 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:40,250 today, after 45 years, this company is on the verge of bankruptcy. 113 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:42,625 The end of an era. 114 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,958 When are you vacating this office? 115 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:51,541 I need the space. 116 00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,958 I'll open a gift shop here. 117 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:58,458 Technically, there are three more days before the company dissolves. 118 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,791 And what can you do in three days? 119 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,416 Something you couldn't do all your life. 120 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:06,875 Really? 121 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:08,916 What's that? 122 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,250 I'll put my legs on the table. 123 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,708 How dare you! 124 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:18,625 Who the hell do you think you are? 125 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:21,625 You wasted my money! You wasted my time! 126 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,625 You ruined your father's reputation! 127 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:26,083 Hey! Freddy! You motherfucker! 128 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,250 Let go of me! 129 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,458 Hey! I'll kill you! Let go! 130 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,833 I'll ruin you, motherfucker! 131 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:33,125 Come back in three days. 132 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,083 Damn you! 133 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:39,583 You said you're looking for something new. 134 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:42,625 We found a sensational, rooted song. 135 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:44,916 This song has gone viral across the country. 136 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,041 It's Punjabi rock with a modern twist. 137 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,166 Interesting. Whose song is it? 138 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:52,375 Adam and Avtar. 139 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:54,916 Avtar? Who the fuck is Avtar? 140 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,416 Walking down the street 141 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,000 When you look me in the eye 142 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,125 You asked me if I was okay 143 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:05,625 If I was gonna cry 144 00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:08,125 I looked at you, then I said 145 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,791 It's okay, it's all in my head 146 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,125 Do you wanna know 147 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:14,958 What's really on my mind? 148 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,166 You have no idea 149 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,500 What my intentions were 150 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,500 The world disliked me 151 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,875 And I disliked the world 152 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,416 Hey, you have no idea 153 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,333 What my intentions were 154 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,958 The world disliked me 155 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:37,208 And I disliked the world 156 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:43,500 I have a heart of stone now 157 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,041 That's what the Lord has destined 158 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:48,208 I don't care anymore 159 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,583 I don't live in fear anymore 160 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:53,750 This is a selfish world 161 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:56,041 No one cared about me 162 00:09:56,791 --> 00:09:58,541 I've forsaken everyone 163 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:03,041 I shoved away the world and moved on 164 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:07,791 There's something near, I can feel it 165 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:13,250 A radiant light, shining gracefully 166 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:18,708 I feel the divine grace of the Lord 167 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:21,458 Bestowed upon me 168 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,833 I'll break every barrier 169 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,791 I'll turn the way of the wind 170 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:30,750 I'm driven by the desire to win 171 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,208 You have no idea 172 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:35,625 What my intentions were 173 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:38,041 The world disliked me 174 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:40,750 And I disliked the world 175 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,666 Avtar, wake up! 176 00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:46,000 Who died? 177 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:47,208 Guess what? 178 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:49,666 We just got a call from Dharma's office. 179 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,375 - Did Aasmaan get another movie? - No. 180 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:53,791 But you might get one. 181 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:54,708 What? 182 00:10:54,791 --> 00:10:57,208 Karan Johar wants to meet you and Adam. 183 00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,250 What are you saying? 184 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:02,458 - Fuck, yes! - Fuck, yeah! 185 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:04,833 Guys, guys! 186 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:07,416 It's just a meeting. It's not confirmed yet. 187 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,500 Hey… 188 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:12,708 You have no idea. 189 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,666 And no more medicines in two months. 190 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,416 The doctor said I'm going to be fine. 191 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,708 And I can have a drink once a week. 192 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:21,083 Really? The doctor said that? 193 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,666 Of course. He'll arrange for an IV line of whiskey directly into his liver. 194 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,958 Bhabhi, get one for me too. 195 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,291 Hey, Rajat, 196 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,250 you poor bastard. 197 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,125 You ain't made of gold, motherfucker. 198 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,791 Now it's gonna rain money, bro. 199 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,083 Who did you rob? 200 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,583 - Karan Johar wants my song. - We locked the deal. 201 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,375 Your brother is setting the town on fire. 202 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,875 - Fuck! - That's awesome! 203 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:46,000 I don't care what Neeta or the doctor says, 204 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:49,416 - we still haven't had our drink together. - Of course, bro! 205 00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:52,708 - Chacha! - Chachu! 206 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,958 Golden jubilees… 207 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,916 Running around trees… 208 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,583 No script, no fucking wig! 209 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,208 I miss those days, man. 210 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,416 Me too, Hansraj. Me too. 211 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,625 - That's the problem these days. - What? 212 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:13,583 #MeToo. 213 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,875 There was "Me too" back in the day too, 214 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,291 but it was different. 215 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,458 When I fucked a girl, 216 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,125 they used to line up outside my room, 217 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,041 and they'd scream, 218 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,791 "Me too, Hansraj! Me too!" 219 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,458 Come on, man, don't say this out loud. 220 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,583 They'll boycott you. 221 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:34,291 They can fucking boycott me. 222 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,583 At least I'll be on the news. 223 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:37,666 You're crazy. 224 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:41,208 Well, not everyone is Ajay Talvar, dude. 225 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:44,833 How did you turn out to be such a gentleman amidst all of this? 226 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:47,416 You had women throwing themselves at you, 227 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,375 but you only had eyes for Anu. 228 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,333 Because the girls I liked were standing outside your room. 229 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:55,541 What could I do? 230 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,041 Don't try to be cool, you fucker. 231 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,708 Now you'll give me a spiel, 232 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:07,333 "True love is true love. The heart desires what the heart desires." 233 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:10,291 "And there's nothing greater than love in this world." 234 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:15,208 But let me tell you, buddy, there's no substitute for a good old fuck! 235 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,583 I miss sex, man. 236 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,500 I was thinking that this time, I should ditch you. 237 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,666 Okay, then. Bye. 238 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,333 Listen. 239 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:33,250 Since I'm already here, let's go. 240 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:34,666 Fine. 241 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:47,625 Where are you guys off to? 242 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,166 - Hi, sir. - Hi. 243 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,125 Just stepping out. We have some homework. 244 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,125 Why not do your homework at home? 245 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,875 Dad, Karan has sent new pages. We have to learn them by tomorrow. 246 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,541 We'll rehearse at Boho House. 247 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,416 What does Boho House have that our house doesn't? 248 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,833 Great view, uniformed staff, 249 00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,708 and Gauri Khan did the interiors for both. 250 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:07,333 - Come. - Sir, we wouldn't wanna bother you. 251 00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:08,833 - Dad, please, we'll be back by midnight. - Yeah. 252 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,500 Thirty years of experience at your service, guys. 253 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,625 Come. Come in. 254 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,625 Dad, you didn't have to do this. 255 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:20,625 What's the point of being a superstar when your own kids don't value you? 256 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,791 Good night, Ajay! 257 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:26,208 - Thanks so much, buddy, for a great party. - Anytime, anytime. 258 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,083 - Good night, Karishma. - Good night. 259 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:32,041 - Good night, Sameer. - You too, sir. 260 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,250 Yeah, me too. 261 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,416 Me too! 262 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,583 - And you, get my car. - You came here in a taxi, sir. 263 00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:41,250 Yeah. 264 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,791 These… These scenes were not in the first draft. 265 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,166 It's a new draft. It's quite cool. 266 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,291 Yeah, but this is too much. 267 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,416 Basic love scenes. 268 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,916 Nobody runs around trees anymore, Dad. 269 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,000 Do you like this house? 270 00:14:58,750 --> 00:14:59,708 Yeah. 271 00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:01,666 It's here because I run around trees. 272 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,208 - Yeah. - Okay, seriously, 273 00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,333 I have an early morning tomorrow. 274 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,125 Who is holding you back, darling? 275 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,500 - Come on, Aasmaan, start. - Fine. 276 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:12,541 "So… 277 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:18,291 that's probably the best sex I ever had." 278 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,500 "I know." 279 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,333 "And I'm just getting started." 280 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,708 Ajay sir! 281 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,541 - Hey! - Hey! 282 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,125 - Hey, stop. - Stop. 283 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,791 - Stop! - Hey… 284 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,458 Ajay sir! 285 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,541 Just a photo, please. 286 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,125 Only one picture, sir. Please. 287 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,333 - You're my God, sir. Please. - Sir. 288 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,083 Only one picture, please. 289 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,833 Just one picture, sir. Just one, please. 290 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,083 - Only one picture. - Quiet! 291 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,083 This is not how you ask for pictures. 292 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,000 Sukhi? 293 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,541 - Yes, sir. - No, no! 294 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,250 - Don't kick me out. - Quiet! 295 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,250 - You wanted a picture, right? - Yes. 296 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,375 Give me your phone. 297 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,083 Take a picture. 298 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,333 Okay. 299 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,916 Thank you so much, sir. 300 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,041 Don't do this again. 301 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,250 - I love you, sir. - You got away with it this time. 302 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,625 Sukhi, take him to Dr. Agarwal. 303 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:23,541 Okay, sir. 304 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,916 And get that fence fixed. 305 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,833 Okay, sir. 306 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:32,458 It's insane, sir, the love people have for you. 307 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,666 But love can be a dangerous thing. 308 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,458 Sorry about my Dad. He was being so weird. 309 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,625 It's all right. At least we learnt our lines. 310 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,333 Bye. 311 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,208 Listen, I'm having a party. 312 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,333 Really? 313 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,541 Well, have fun. 314 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,833 I'm inviting you, you idiot. 315 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,083 I know. 316 00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:58,000 It's your birthday, isn't it? 317 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,250 And no entry without a gift. So you better put some thought into it. 318 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,041 I'll think about it. 319 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,083 - Bye. - Bye. 320 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,500 Bye-bye. Yeah, toodles. 321 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,875 - Oh, dear. - Fantastic marketing strategy, Karan. 322 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:20,250 I mean, using the Heimlich manoeuvre to sell a love story. 323 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,541 - Now that's a manoeuvre. - It wasn't. She was really choking. 324 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,041 - Yeah. - Don't lie to me. 325 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,416 From one genius to another. 326 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,625 - Ajay. - Ajay would have flipped. 327 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:32,166 - Tell me what his reaction was. - I will. Just now. 328 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,125 Surprised? 329 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,458 What a surprise, Ajay sir! 330 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,250 Always surprising me on my set. 331 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,750 You're always welcome. 332 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,541 I'll… I'll go, do final checks. 333 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,458 Final checks! 334 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,333 Fucker. 335 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,458 Ajay, what's up? 336 00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:54,000 You don't come this early even to your own set. 337 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,833 Because of the scenes you've written. 338 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:57,250 Glad you liked the script. 339 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,708 The intimacy, Karan. 340 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,458 It's too much. 341 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:03,583 Ajay, Ajay, no one runs around trees anymore. 342 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,125 And Karishma's important to me as well. 343 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,333 - Don't worry. - How can I not? 344 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,208 This is my daughter's first film. 345 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:12,833 I get it. 346 00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:14,416 I get it but… 347 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,000 this is my film too. 348 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:17,791 Let me make it my way. 349 00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,125 And you know very well, 350 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,833 nobody, nobody makes love stories better than… 351 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,458 Karan Johar, ladies and gentlemen! 352 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,333 You must have heard the name. 353 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,250 Fucking asshole. 354 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:36,708 Where were you? 355 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,500 I went to meet Karan. 356 00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:42,958 You're overthinking this just because she's a girl? 357 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,916 How many kissing scenes have you done? 358 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,416 Just twice, Anu. 359 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,750 Oh, please. 360 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,416 There were two in Sailab alone. 361 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,541 Why are you taking off your shoes? 362 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:56,375 Aren't we going to the Sinhas? To plan Karishma's birthday. 363 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,875 You go ahead. I don't want to come. 364 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:01,583 Whatever. Behave like Shaumik. I'm going. 365 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,791 - What's wrong, Reshma? - No. 366 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:10,750 Hey, dude, be smooth for a good mood. 367 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,000 This is so unfair. 368 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,291 Use Mansmooth lotion, or your girl might-- 369 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,208 Slimy bastard. 370 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,125 Anu, wait. I'm coming too. 371 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,208 You changed your mind. How come? 372 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,041 I have something to discuss with Sameer. 373 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,416 Sir. 374 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:49,291 Coffee. 375 00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:58,666 Perfect. 376 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:02,750 Thank you, Jeejeebhoy. 377 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,958 Everything my father did… 378 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,333 everything I did… 379 00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:16,833 everything we did… 380 00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:20,541 it's all gone. 381 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,208 You can go too. 382 00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,750 Leave me alone. 383 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,791 Sir… 384 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,083 It's my final order. 385 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:09,416 Yes. Yes, sir? 386 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,958 It's a miracle, Jeejeebhoy. Our company is safe. 387 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,708 The company is saved. 388 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,375 - We are back! - Sir, are you serious? 389 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,166 - It's a miracle, Jeejeebhoy. - Are you serious, sir? 390 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,166 - I can't believe it, sir! - Our company is safe. 391 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,375 Gotcha! 392 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,208 How did you like my 393 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,250 spoofing device? 394 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,208 Jaraj? 395 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,833 I couldn't believe it when I saw it on TV. 396 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,291 How did the company go under? 397 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,250 What the fuck is going on? 398 00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,458 I can't tell you that. 399 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,541 And all of this isn't funny, Jaraj. 400 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:45,791 Funny? 401 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,041 You know what's not funny? 402 00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:51,916 Being out of work for the last 15 years, 403 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:53,500 that's not funny. 404 00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,666 Calling people using a false identity, 405 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,875 that's not funny. 406 00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,458 Sometimes I'm Hrithik, sometimes I'm Salman, 407 00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,166 but never Jaraj. 408 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:09,500 Because no one answers Jaraj's call. 409 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,500 And that, my friend, 410 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,333 is not fucking funny. 411 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,625 I deserve to know why this company is shutting down. 412 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,500 I need closure. 413 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,958 I need a fucking closure! 414 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,500 Okay, bro, I'll tell you. 415 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:29,875 Basically, there was a deal between Freddy sir and Ajay Talvar. 416 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,083 - Deal? What kind of deal? - Yeah. 417 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,875 You can't tell anyone, okay? 418 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:36,708 Okay. God promise. 419 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,416 Wow! 420 00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:41,750 Wow. 421 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:46,541 So, basically, if Aasmaan does Karan's film, 422 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:49,875 Ajay won't do Freddy's film. 423 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,750 Politics! I like it. 424 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,291 Jeejeebhoy, what are you doing tonight? 425 00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,416 Probably drinking myself to death. 426 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,958 And that fucking drink is on me. 427 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,125 Radhe Radhe. 428 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,916 - Drink. Let's drown! - Cheers! 429 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,875 Cheers! 430 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,500 Happy birthday! 431 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,333 Come on, give Hansraj uncle a hug! 432 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,125 It's okay. You've already hugged her. 433 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:17,791 Bloody… 434 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,208 - You wanna hug? - No. 435 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:21,791 Your fucking loss, man. 436 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,750 - What a beautiful place. - It's very beautiful. 437 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,750 This place was in shambles before I bought it. 438 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:28,833 Right? 439 00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:31,041 He turned it from slumdog to millionaire. 440 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,000 Yeah, repeat my drink. 441 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,500 - How about you, Sinha sahib? - I'll have it later, 442 00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:38,416 when the real party begins. 443 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,333 I'm sorry. I'm so excited, bro. 444 00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:45,375 - Aasmaan sir! - Hi, Aasmaan sir! 445 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,500 Aasmaan sir! 446 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:49,666 - Aasmaan sir! - Thank you. 447 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,166 One more, sir. One more! 448 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:53,333 Hey, what are you doing, Parvaiz? 449 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,333 Bloody animal. 450 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:56,958 Bro, 451 00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,416 thank you for bringing me to this party. 452 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,916 It's a fucking lovely party. 453 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,500 Thank Karishma. She invited you. 454 00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:04,625 So sweet. 455 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:06,041 What a fabulous party. 456 00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:09,916 Delicious food, beautiful girls, big stars, 457 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,375 and cute little nepo babies following them around. 458 00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,250 What a party, sick party, 459 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,416 superb party! 460 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,833 Bullshit party. 461 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:29,250 - Happy birthday. - Thank you so much, sir. 462 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,583 What an amazing party. 463 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,666 Thank you. 464 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,500 - I'll just call Dad. - Yeah. 465 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,041 "Dad?" 466 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,541 Dad's the last thing I wanna be. 467 00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:44,250 - Woah, Rooh Afza. - It's red wine, idiot. 468 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,666 Hey, you're the one who was grinding on my sister, right? 469 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,083 Shaming my family on national television. 470 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:54,000 That was funny as fuck, bro. 471 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:55,833 Hi, guys. 472 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:58,000 I don't know what he said, but I'm sorry. 473 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,125 Karishma, happy birthday. 474 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,250 I'm out of here. 475 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,750 I don't want to be the third wheel. 476 00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:05,833 Shaumik! 477 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:09,625 Wait a second. 478 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:13,625 Happy birthday. 479 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,875 Thank you. What is in this? 480 00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:17,083 A ring. 481 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,375 Is that a silver spoon? 482 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,333 You're such an asshole. 483 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,666 Do you like it? 484 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:27,875 Put it on. 485 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,958 Excuse me, guys. 486 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,166 I'll be right back. 487 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,208 It goes well with my dress. 488 00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:51,791 Fuck you. 489 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,166 You look good. 490 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:56,125 Thanks. 491 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:58,041 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! 492 00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,000 Guess what time it is! 493 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,875 Time to cut the cake! 494 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:05,416 So may I please request the birthday girl to make her way to the stage? 495 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:08,416 I gotta go, cut the cake. I'll see you? 496 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,125 - See you. - What are you guys doing there, 497 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,125 warming your seats up? 498 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:14,875 Get up, get up. But please, make way for the lovely lady. 499 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,375 Drunk fuck. 500 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:20,416 So, this is the love of my life. 501 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,416 And this is the knife. 502 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,208 He must have big money, right? 503 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:36,333 Happy birthday to you 504 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:37,458 What is that? 505 00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:41,458 Wait… Wait, stop, stop! I said, stop, guys! Come on. 506 00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:44,000 What is that? 507 00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:45,791 Is that a box? 508 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,916 Who baked this cake? 509 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,416 Who put a box in there? 510 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,333 Hey… 511 00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:52,625 It's supposed to be special. 512 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:54,291 Who put this in there? 513 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,458 Oh, wait. 514 00:26:58,541 --> 00:27:00,458 It was me! 515 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:08,958 It's a joke! 516 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:10,875 Thanks. Thanks, Dad. 517 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:15,666 Anyway, to make the evening more special… 518 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:24,166 Not that anything is more special than Karishma being born. 519 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:28,291 What I'm trying to say… 520 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:31,125 You lift me up, when I'm feeling blue. 521 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:35,541 What's the point of gravity, when I'm falling for you? 522 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:39,458 Seven years… I know, I know it's been a while. 523 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:42,458 But I promise to always make you smile. 524 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:46,166 So, Karishma, 525 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:48,958 will you marry me? 526 00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:54,666 What? 527 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,083 Surprised? 528 00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:00,000 Sameer? 529 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,125 Karishma. 530 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,625 Say yes, girl! 531 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:04,958 - Yes! - Yes! 532 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,375 - Yes! - Say yes! 533 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:18,458 Yes, Sameer, of course. 534 00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:20,375 She said yes! 535 00:28:22,291 --> 00:28:23,500 Yeah, boy! 536 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:37,041 Fucking hell, man. Shit. 537 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,958 - We're family. - Congratulations. 538 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:42,208 Would you like to say a few words, fiancée? 539 00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:50,541 I'm just very overwhelmed right now. 540 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:52,958 I didn't see this coming. 541 00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:55,208 I mean I knew this day would come. 542 00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:59,250 But I didn't know it'll come this soon. 543 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,125 Sooner the better, I guess. 544 00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:18,416 Aasmaan-- Sorry. 545 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,083 I mean, 546 00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:24,666 Sameer wasn't lying when he said he's gonna make this day special. 547 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:27,000 So, thank you so much. 548 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:32,000 Such a committed actor! 549 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:33,666 Always working, huh? 550 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,500 Well, there's plenty of cake, guys. 551 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,458 We'll drink through the night! 552 00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:38,916 Me too! 553 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:43,000 - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 554 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,958 Are you okay? 555 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,666 Come on, let's go out. 556 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:57,791 You guys go ahead. 557 00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,458 How can we go without you? 558 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:02,541 One sec. 559 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:04,708 Hello? 560 00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:11,625 Hey, Devdas, who cares if Paro is gone? 561 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:13,625 Come, let's go find your Chandramukhi. 562 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:18,750 Guys, Devdas had only one love. 563 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:19,708 This. 564 00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:20,916 Here. 565 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:22,708 Bottoms up. 566 00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:26,958 - Aasmaan, what are your measurements? - Hey, behave yourself. 567 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:28,708 Do we ever ask you such questions? 568 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,583 We've to get you a suit. 569 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,750 You can't go for FilmFirst looking like this. 570 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,458 - FilmFirst? - Guys, he's been nominated. 571 00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:37,583 Best Newcomer? 572 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:38,875 Best Actor! 573 00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:42,291 - What are you saying? - That's awesome! 574 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:43,750 Film-fucking-First, man! 575 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,208 - Really? Yeah? - Yeah. 576 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:46,708 - Chachu. - Congratulations. 577 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:52,458 Now if say you don't wanna go out and party, I'll-- 578 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:57,666 Today, I'm gonna call my friends too. 579 00:30:57,750 --> 00:31:00,791 Chacha, you only have one friend, that wiry fellow. 580 00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:04,416 I have a lot of friends. Look at yourself, bloody kiss ass. 581 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,208 Swings on Aasmaan's dick and thinks he's Tarzan. 582 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:10,833 - I have a lot of friends. - Come on. 583 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:18,166 - Hello? - Jalaj, where are you? 584 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:22,208 Hey, Avtar ji, I was about to call you. I'm riding my bike right now. 585 00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,541 Then why did you answer my call? Are you crazy? 586 00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:26,666 What if you get into an accident? Hang up. 587 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:29,833 - Okay, okay. Bye. - No, no, wait. 588 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:32,833 - Yes? - I want to meet you if you are free. 589 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:36,250 I want to meet you too for something urgent. 590 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,458 It's about Aasmaan. 591 00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:40,166 It's very important. 592 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:42,625 Okay. I'll send the location. Come over quickly. 593 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:43,708 Aasmaan is here too. 594 00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:45,958 Okay, okay. Bye. I love you. 595 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:51,958 It was a beautiful evening. No, she's really happy. 596 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:55,208 I know they look really good together. I'll pass on the message. 597 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:57,375 Thank you. Thank you so much. 598 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,458 Why, Dad? 599 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:02,875 Why what, darling? 600 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:05,541 Are you okay? 601 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,833 Sameer told me everything. 602 00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:09,583 Told you what? 603 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,958 Why did you ask him to propose to me? 604 00:32:12,041 --> 00:32:15,041 Sameer wanted to. So I said okay. 605 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,000 You went behind my back on my birthday. 606 00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,833 You put me on the spot. 607 00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:19,958 Spot? 608 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:23,958 I mean, you guys have been going out for so many years. 609 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,750 You always said, "I love Sameer." 610 00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:29,083 So, what did I do wrong? 611 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,041 That's between us! 612 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,333 That doesn't give you the right to make decisions for me. 613 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:38,000 I care about you, Karishma. 614 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,916 I only want the best for you. 615 00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:46,166 If you cared about me, you would've asked me before doing this. 616 00:32:49,916 --> 00:32:50,833 Darling. 617 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,625 Congratulations, sis. 618 00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:00,333 Tears of joy? 619 00:33:04,166 --> 00:33:06,083 Happy birthday, by the way. 620 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:09,958 Fuck… 621 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:15,541 Give me a drink, man. I've been asking forever. I'm thirsty. 622 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,333 Don't you think you've had enough? 623 00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:21,708 Adam, this is nothing. Chacha is just getting started. 624 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,750 - No, enough is enough. - Enough? 625 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,833 Are you my wife? Come here. 626 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:27,541 Excuse me. 627 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,666 - Can I get two shots, please? - Yeah, sure. 628 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:33,458 And if you think of her, imagine yourself on the FilmFirst stage. 629 00:33:33,541 --> 00:33:37,500 Holding that award and everyone being like, "Aasmaan!" 630 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:38,833 Two shots for you, ma'am. 631 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,791 Birthday party turned into an engagement! 632 00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:44,416 Billionaire Sameer Sinha proposes to Karishma Talvar. 633 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,833 Yes, you heard that right. 634 00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:47,625 - Can you change the channel, please? - Sure. 635 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,750 Don't. I want to see this. 636 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:54,750 Bro, what's with this wedding stuff? Put the football match on. 637 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,583 Hey, why are you looking at him? 638 00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,875 Just 'cause he's an actor, you listen to him? 639 00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:02,333 We're guests too. 640 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:03,291 We're also humans. 641 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,541 - It's a public TV. - Yeah. 642 00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:07,500 Let's ask people what they want to watch. 643 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,708 So, people, what should we watch? 644 00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:13,666 - Football! - Football! 645 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,541 And the rumour are that Shakira will serve drinks… 646 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:17,625 Change it. 647 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:22,250 That's how these heroines are. They find new love every day. 648 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:23,875 Nothin' new about it. 649 00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:26,458 I'm really sorry about them, ma'am. 650 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,541 Can I get you anything else? 651 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,750 It's okay. Can you give me four shots, not two, this time? 652 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,708 And Aas… maan? 653 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:35,208 He was shitting. He was literally shivering. 654 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:37,000 Action hero, my ass. 655 00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:40,125 Stunt doubles do all the action, and they take away the credit. 656 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,666 You shouldn't have changed the channel. 657 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,791 Really? Why? 658 00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:50,125 You like that heroine? 659 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,250 I don't like football. 660 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:54,458 Huh? 661 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:01,458 Aasmaan, what the fuck, dude? 662 00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:04,958 You are… 663 00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:08,916 - Aasmaan! - Where are you going? 664 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,208 Hey! 665 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:11,833 My bottle! 666 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,125 Motherfucker! 667 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,291 It's mine. 668 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,666 What the fuck! 669 00:36:19,958 --> 00:36:21,041 Shit! 670 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,583 Fuck! 671 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:27,500 Fuck it! 672 00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:32,125 Someone save him! 673 00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:40,791 Help! 674 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,333 Help, please! 675 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:48,375 Gafoor! 676 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:52,291 Run! 677 00:36:54,666 --> 00:36:55,958 Gafoor! 678 00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:03,083 Gafoor! 679 00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,750 Beat it! Hard! Hit him hard! 680 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:10,291 Let's go! 681 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,125 Are you okay, bro? 682 00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:15,916 - Okay? - Bro, your face… 683 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:18,125 What happened to my face? 684 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:20,291 Bro, your face… 685 00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:23,250 looks fantastic, maashaa-allaah! 686 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,500 Come on, man! 687 00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:26,833 - What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with me? 688 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:30,750 - What's wrong with you? - Thank you, bhai, thank you. 689 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:32,833 You owe me two favours now. 690 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:35,708 First, Freddy, and now, this. 691 00:37:36,416 --> 00:37:38,750 - Freddy? What do you mean? - The contract. 692 00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,833 What? Didn't you tell the hero? 693 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,000 I forgot, bro. 694 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,541 It's just a dinner. It's nothing. 695 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:50,125 Maybe 30 or 40 minutes with Gafoor bhai. 696 00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:51,208 With whom? 697 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:54,625 Gafoor bhai. Come on, man. 698 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,875 - So, shall we go? - What? Now? 699 00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,125 Obviously. 700 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:01,875 Gafoor bhai is waiting for you. 701 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:03,333 Are you coming or should we take you? 702 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,375 - Abdul bhai… - Huh? 703 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:17,791 We're kidding. 704 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,291 They're kidding. 705 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,833 - Who's calling you? - I have to take it. 706 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:30,083 I can't come tonight. 707 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:34,000 Hey, what is this? Why didn't you tell him? 708 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,083 Yes, Karishma. 709 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:48,125 Congratulations. 710 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,500 Why didn't you meet me before leaving? 711 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:57,416 Sorry, something came up. 712 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,708 What happened? 713 00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:00,458 I have to talk to you. 714 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:02,333 Go ahead. 715 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,583 Actually, 716 00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:08,666 forget it. 717 00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:10,791 All right, then. 718 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:14,000 - Good night. - No, wait! 719 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,041 Am I the only one feeling this way? 720 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:22,458 What way, Karishma? 721 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:25,416 I think… 722 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,416 I think… 723 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,000 Pull the condom over his head. 724 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,375 …I'm in love with you. 725 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:33,750 - Let go of me! - Go, go, go! 726 00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:35,333 - Put him in the car! - Close the door! 727 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,375 Aasmaan? 728 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,583 - Let go! - Shove him in. 729 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:40,083 - Aasmaan! - Put him in! 730 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:41,500 Aasmaan? 731 00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:44,791 Fuck! 732 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,375 Hello, Aasmaan? 733 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:49,916 Aasmaan? 49729

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