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- Men are struggling.
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Chewing with their mouths open,
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sexual harassment,
being, um, Shia LaBeouf.
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Thankfully, I'm here to help.
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Now why am I qualified?
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'Cause I got a gender
neutral hair cut,
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a popular podcast, and
I've had scoliosis.
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Welcome to Man Up.
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This week we're
talking about stress.
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You know, the silent killer.
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It's like a hungry mouse
inside of a cheese heart.
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I got a call from Josh,
one of our long time
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listeners, and he says he's
seriously stressed out.
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And, seriously appears
to be an understatement.
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Let's take a look,
baby, get that head up.
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Josh really needed
a new way to relax
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and I knew exactly what to do.
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Theo.
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- Josh.
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- Yeah, nice to
finally meet you man.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Yeah, how's everything?
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- I'm doing as best
as can be, you know.
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- Yeah.
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- Morning traffic and all that.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, man, thank you
for making the drive.
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I appreciate it.
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- No problem.
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- So I know you reached out.
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A lot of stress going
on in your life.
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What's going on with that?
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- Um.
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About 14 years ago, I
was planning on making
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a road trip to all the
open major league try outs.
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- For baseball?
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- For baseball.
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And I was working at
**** Electronics,
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and I had half a palette
of computers following me.
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Screwed up my back.
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- No way.
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Desktops, or?
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- Yeah.
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Big boxes, about like that big.
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- Oh.
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- That instantly just
screwed up my dream
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career ideas, and, so just
everything is stressing
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me out now.
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- So the stuff you're
doing right now,
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the metal with the
bat and everything,
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I get it.
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You know, but it's just
kind of old school.
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- Yeah.
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- You know, it's Roman.
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It's very used car
dealership violent.
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Those ideas are,
I made this chart.
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- Wrong.
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- Wrong.
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And it said wrong
until I accidentally--
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- Scribbled 'em out?
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- Scribbled 'em out.
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Yes, thank you.
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But sometimes when
you have wrong ideas,
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you gotta fold up
those wrong ideas,
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and when you make
wrongigami and you fold up
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those wrong ideas, what
do you get left with?
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- Ron?
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- R-O-N.
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Ron.
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- Ron.
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- An adult's name.
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I'm gonna introduce
you right now
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to a man named Ron, the
most stress free guy ever.
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- Alright.
- And he's gonna help us.
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You get it?
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- Yeah.
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Sounds good.
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- Alright, thanks for
being here today, Josh.
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- Thanks for having me.
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- Yeah.
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Ron is the chillest
dude that I know.
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- Ah.
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Namaste, gentlemen.
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- Honestly, if I had
to just curl up inside
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of a dude and take a nap,
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it would be in Ron.
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- Josh.
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- Pleasure to meet you.
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- Pleasure to meet you.
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- He's just a smooth,
silky, dark, polyester,
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chocolate throat
lozenge of a man.
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No shades, eh?
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- Yeah.
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- You got nice
eyes, too, I feel like.
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I'm just guessing.
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- Don't hide 'em.
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Don't hide 'em.
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Let us see the windows
into your soul.
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- See, I told you he's calm.
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- He is calm.
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- For me, a part of relaxing
is learning to let go.
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Learning to deal with
loss and learning to
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give up expectations, but
never give up hope, you know?
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- Yeah.
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- There's always
needs to be found.
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- 'Cause he struggles, this man.
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- Oh, I can see it, I
could feel the energy
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as soon as he walked in.
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It changed.
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My plants starting
leaning away from him.
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- You're not
a bad person, though.
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- No.
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You got a good spirit.
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It's with you, I see it.
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You just got hurt a little bit.
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- Yeah.
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- And it's tough for
you to let that go.
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I understand that.
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I couldn't imagine
what it would be like
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if all of a sudden
they were just like,
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"Hey, you just can't
do comedy anymore."
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So I understand it
and I appreciate it
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and we're gonna
get you through it.
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Let's just meditate a
little bit right now.
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- Yeah, maybe we'll
go around the room
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and each release something.
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- Sounds great.
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Reflectionism.
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- Being on a first name
basis with different
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insects in my apartment.
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- LA traffic.
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- Having to buy a
gift for my assistant
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that normally purchases
the gifts that I give out.
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It's like,
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who picks out your gift?
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- Yeah, part of me kind of,
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wants to fuck with
you guys a little.
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- Okay.
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Okay, I think we're done.
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- That's a real one
I can resonate with.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's just remember that one.
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I can tell you're
just in a deep need
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of relaxation and
luckily for you, I mean,
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we're in an era where
there's just so many
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different ways to relax.
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There's so many
different options,
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especially here in LA.
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You got so many
things you can do.
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You can hike.
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You can meditate.
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Yoga.
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There's all types of exercise.
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And if that doesn't work for ya,
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there's always weed.
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- Weed is a great relaxer.
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Even when Bob Marley, they
told him he had cancer,
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he just said,
"Whatever," and died.
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- Sure, there are a lot
of problems in the world.
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A lot of famine.
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A lot of murder.
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But it's also, like,
there's cartoons and shit,
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and we could be watchin' them.
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- That's a good point.
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It's crazy to think
how many cartoons
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are out there and that
we're not watching
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them at all times.
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- Mhm.
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Or, I'm a firm believer, if, uh,
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every TV that has the
news on like at an airport
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or something, if
you just turned it
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and then put it on like the
Muppet Babies or something,
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the whole world would
be a lot less stressed.
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- 100%.
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- We wouldn't know
what was going on, but,
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who cares?
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- Hm.
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Yeah, the problem with
Muppet Babies is it never,
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you don't know what
happened next, you know?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- I just assumed that Muppet
Babies became the Muppets.
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- Oh yeah.
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Damn.
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I fuckin' love weed, dude.
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- Well a lot of your
issues stem from the fact
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that you lost something that
was very important to you,
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a dream of yours.
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But, I'm here to tell
you that you can have
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all types of dreams
and that's what
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we're gonna work on today.
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We're gonna build a
little dream board.
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Come up with some new goals
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to help you refocus.
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You cool with that?
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- Yeah.
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- Side boob.
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- Okay, well I want to
encourage you to think
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a little bit outside the boob.
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- I'll save this for home, okay?
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- Now, when it comes to
pickin' the right picture,
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to go on your vision board,
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you gotta make
sure it's something
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that speaks to you directly.
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- Look what I got.
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- Poodles.
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- Twin poodles.
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- I got me a cruise ship
'cause I wanna go on a cruise.
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- Okay.
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We're leaving a
little stress already.
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- Ooh.
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A Bulgari emerald
and diamond necklace.
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- Ooh, that would
look good on you.
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- Thanks.
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- It's fun to do
crafts together as men.
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- Yeah people forget
how much fun this
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kind of stuff is, man.
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Lowkey, yolked out fellas.
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- And they don't get it.
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They're like, "Oh what
are you guys up doing?
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"You're out at the club,
you're out drinking,
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"you're out at the race track."
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It's like, no, I'm out making
dreams with my friends.
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Coming up with goals.
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That's what we're about.
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- How do you feel Josh?
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- Less stressed.
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This helped.
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- Yeah.
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Envisioning stuff is
fun, man, but I think
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maybe we light into a
couple of massages, bruh.
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Like some true
gentlemen, you know.
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Like some adults.
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You know, nothing crazy.
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Like make your own
pizza kind of thing?
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You had 'em before?
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- Uh yeah.
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- And who was the person?
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Do you remember who they
were, what they looked like?
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- Uh.
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I think their name was Tim.
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- He sounds like a good person.
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- Yeah, you gotta
remember, if a man touches
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your body like that, it's
helpful to remember their name.
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They prefer it.
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- Yeah.
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- Probably.
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- Yeah, I remember the
man that touched me.
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Dale.
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- That's beautiful.
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- So let's get this--
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- Are you still
thinking about it?
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- I don't know what I'm
thinking about, man.
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I wish I had a vision
board in my head right now.
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Yeah, we should get one man.
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We should get a massage.
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Massage?
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- Massage.
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- Mhm.
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- Man, you got a lot
more body than I thought.
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You feel that full pressure?
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- Mhm.
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* I am most happy
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- How you feelin' playa?
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- Good.
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* On the quicksand
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* Things change rapidly
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* With an--
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- Theo.
269
00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:09,403
- Yep?
270
00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:11,573
- You gotta get
those thighs, man.
271
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- Gang, gang, bro.
272
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I get it.
273
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Alright.
274
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,570
- Now we're talkin'.
275
00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:21,333
- Right there in
the dorsal, huh?
276
00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:22,567
- Yeah, now you workin'.
277
00:09:25,367 --> 00:09:26,367
- Oh, that's that old polis
278
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,630
birthday party right there.
279
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,427
- Don't be afraid
of that butt meat.
280
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,400
- Give him that old American
Werewolf in Paris, bro.
281
00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:34,273
Like that.
282
00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:37,233
- Make that a loaf of bread.
283
00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:38,067
What you got?
284
00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,068
What is he, rye?
285
00:09:39,069 --> 00:09:39,827
Sourdough?
286
00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:40,697
What is he?
287
00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,500
- He might be that
cinnamon raisin, baby.
288
00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:45,773
- Ooh.
289
00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,330
- You know what I'm sayin'
290
00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:47,297
- Yeah.
291
00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,303
Good for breakfast or lunch.
292
00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:51,527
- Oh yeah.
293
00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,527
- That's your old television.
294
00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:54,467
- My turn, brother.
295
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,800
I got next, man.
296
00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:10,267
* I am most happy
297
00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:15,227
* Playing in the quicksand
298
00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:17,327
* Things change rapidly
299
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,297
Marco.
300
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:19,133
- Polo.
301
00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:19,967
- Marco.
302
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,230
- Polo.
303
00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:24,497
* With an ever so slight
- Marco!
304
00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:28,933
Oh, I got you!
305
00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:29,867
- You got me, dude.
306
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,430
- Wanna go get some ice cream?
307
00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:32,227
- Ice cream?
308
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,467
Yeah.
- Yeah.
309
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,433
Now rollerblading is
one of the lamest things
310
00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:41,127
that you can do, but for
some reason when you're high,
311
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,597
it's fuckin' awesome.
312
00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:44,803
It's really just like
trying to walk around
313
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:46,927
in wheeled feet.
314
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:52,733
We had fun.
315
00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:53,567
We got wild.
316
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,330
I mean, we wore helmets, but,
317
00:10:56,367 --> 00:10:57,527
we acted like we didn't.
318
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,133
Good job, pal.
319
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,397
Good job, Josh.
320
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:12,433
You had a good time today?
321
00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:13,327
- Oh yeah.
322
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,827
- Cool man.
323
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:15,697
How do you feel?
324
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,066
- Less stressed.
325
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,067
- Honestly, so long as
you're just spending time
326
00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:20,467
with other people.
327
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,670
- It's true.
328
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,130
- You know, and a lot
of things you were
329
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:23,897
talking about before, it didn't
really include those things,
330
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,733
you know?
331
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,066
- Yeah.
332
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,267
- I mean, traffic's a
sedentary environment.
333
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,500
You know, beating
metal with a bat.
334
00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:30,333
That's something
you do by yourself.
335
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,300
Masturbation.
336
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,803
That's usually
something you do alone
337
00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:36,433
unless you're a part of a
club or synchronized group.
338
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:37,697
It's funny man.
339
00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:38,633
Something when you
get out and about
340
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,097
and get going with other people,
341
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,903
you know, if we quit listening
to the voice in our heads,
342
00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,473
sometimes that voice
can be so stressed out
343
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,570
and we just listen
to somebody else.
344
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,870
That calm, passive, beautiful
dark dolphin himself.
345
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,227
Only one thing left to do.
346
00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:55,067
- What's that?
347
00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,270
- I feel like I'm
just pettin' a bubble bath.
348
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,670
- Ooh you strong
but gentle, I like it.
349
00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:13,700
Oh yeah boy.
350
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:23,732
Oh yeah boy.
351
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:33,673
Oh yeah boy.
352
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:39,270
Oh yeah boy.
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