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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:08,830 Well, you know, Jack is running late, so you might as well just come in and have 2 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:09,709 a seat. 3 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,730 Uh, how late is he going to be? I really don't want to get to this party on 4 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,570 time. I think he said like an hour. 5 00:00:15,490 --> 00:00:18,750 Yeah, I know. My son is constantly late. Why is he always late? I don't know. 6 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:20,090 Did he learn it from you? 7 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:21,890 No, it doesn't run in the family. 8 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:30,170 All right. 9 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,710 You didn't really plan for sitting down with this costume. 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,780 I'm not really understanding this costume, but that's okay. 11 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,720 It's, uh, it's from the internet. 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,080 Yeah? Yeah, I just saw him kind of around. But forget about that. Your 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,080 looks great. 14 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,099 Thank you. 15 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:50,680 I actually just put it on. I was going to surprise Steve at the office. He's 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,679 working late. 17 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:56,440 Yeah? How are you going to get over there? Just like, boom, show up, poop 18 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,440 smoke? 19 00:00:57,820 --> 00:01:02,600 No. No? No, I'm going to use that old -fashioned method of the vehicle. 20 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,020 Yeah, drive there. I didn't have any idea that genies could drive. 21 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:11,280 Yeah, well, you know. Learn something new every Halloween, right? I got 22 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:14,840 So, yeah, 23 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:20,320 I don't quite understand this whole costume thingamabobber here. 24 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,820 So it's an internet thing. 25 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,760 Well, yeah, there's this, you know. 26 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:28,350 group of guys and they do like funny videos and stuff and it's kind of based 27 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:31,590 like this famous singer dude and they do this thing and like they give out a 28 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:35,350 present and it's a box and it was a surprise in the box and that's kind of 29 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:39,270 funny part the best part is because this whole song is like and I can't really 30 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:45,930 remember exactly how it goes but it's it's pretty good um it's not my era no 31 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:52,740 maybe not but still so what's supposed to be in the box then it's my 32 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:53,940 dick in a box. 33 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,080 What? 34 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,200 Yeah. 35 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,660 Okay, so that's the gag that's on the internet. 36 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,120 That's the gag. No, that's totally it. It's the dick in a box. It's the dick in 37 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,120 a box. 38 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:06,860 Here, look. 39 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,660 So your dick is really in that box? 40 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,300 I don't know. Find out. That's a surprise. 41 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,600 I don't think that I should be... First of all, I don't believe that your dick 42 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,820 is in the box. And secondly... 43 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:24,530 being that I've known you your entire life and you've been, like, I don't 44 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:28,930 my son's best friend since, I don't know, you were born, I would say that 45 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:34,090 not be appropriate for me to even think about looking for your dick in the box, 46 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:39,970 but I... That's totally the gag. You're totally missing the gag. Your dick is so 47 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:40,970 not in the box. 48 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:42,570 Are you afraid to find out? 49 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,390 Oh, 42 -year -old woman, I ain't afraid of nothing. I bet she won't look. 50 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:54,040 See? Didn't know I had it up here. 51 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,080 Tell 52 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:03,980 me it's a 53 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:04,980 dildo in a box. 54 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,740 Tell me it's a dildo in a box. That's not the name of the video. 55 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:12,080 It's not a dildo in a box. It's a dick in a box. 56 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,040 Stand up. 57 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:24,250 So you plan on walking around with your dick in a box on that wall? 58 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,490 Well, where else am I going to keep it? 59 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,250 This box isn't holding itself on. 60 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,630 I'm going to look again because I'm not so sure I believe there's a dick in the 61 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:37,170 box. I think it's a dildo in the box. 62 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,110 Give it a squeeze for realism. 63 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:43,130 I'm not going to do that. 64 00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:46,190 Come on. 65 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:54,610 Oh my God, your dick is in the box. 66 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:58,670 Your dick is in the box. I told you. 67 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:00,110 I even warned you. 68 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:03,250 You need to put the cover back on the box. 69 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:04,470 Look, look, cover. 70 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,550 Gone. 71 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:13,110 Okay, your little joke is over. Halloween is not over for you. This is 72 00:04:13,110 --> 00:04:14,370 costume. Here. No! 73 00:04:16,649 --> 00:04:17,970 What are you hoping to achieve? 74 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:21,269 I want you to make sure it's real. Test it. 75 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,340 Come on, you look awesome in this costume. 76 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,020 I've got a dick in a box. 77 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,040 I'm giving away presents. 78 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,220 Are you hitting on me right now? 79 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,260 I'm just charitable. I'm giving away a present. 80 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,040 No? 81 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,140 Halloween can't have presents? 82 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,560 You like the genie? 83 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,020 I do like the genie. Look. 84 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,500 Your boobs look awesome. I'm just going to say it. 85 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:44,859 They're huge. 86 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:45,860 It's awesome. 87 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,820 You know you wore the sexy costume to go to your husband and be like, look, I'm 88 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,660 a genie. Look how awesome my boobs look. 89 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,060 See? I can see in that face. That's exactly what you were planning. 90 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,700 You were probably going to show up in some trench coat and be like, oh, 91 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,980 surprise. Well, guess what? Surprise. Dick in a box. 92 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,800 I'm oddly intrigued by you right now. You should be. 93 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,820 I can't believe I'm looking at your dick and it's in that box. 94 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:20,860 Can I, can I, um... Yes. Can we lose the box? We can lose the box. 95 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,680 Can we lose that box? Can we? 96 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:26,460 Goodbye, box. 97 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:28,840 You're done. 98 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,120 You know what? 99 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,500 The pants are attached to the box, too. 100 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:38,200 Not that that... Not that that should matter since your dick was already 101 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,480 out, but I have to say the fact that your pants are actually down around your 102 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,320 ankles right now makes this all more real. 103 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:50,790 You're touching me with it. No, I'm not. It's not. Here, look. Do you like that? 104 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:54,510 You like those big tits? Yeah, I do. I keep coming back to the tits. Here, 105 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,830 Oh, my God. 106 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:01,250 What makes you think of this right now? 107 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:04,870 Halloween spirit. 108 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:10,850 Oh, my God. I can't even believe I'm contemplating this moment right now. 109 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,760 I dream of genie. 110 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,680 You better hurry it up, though. 111 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:36,040 Yeah? Yeah, before Jack gets there, he has to get your dick back in the box. 112 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,200 Let's work on that. 113 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:12,810 thank you 114 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:19,790 presents are best 115 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:20,790 unwrapped 116 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,960 You should keep your balls in the box. 117 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:03,340 Yeah? You look awful lonely in there. I think you should keep rubbing your genie 118 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,340 lamp. 119 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:50,680 That's my hand on your box. 120 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:06,800 Look at the tip. 121 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,660 Here you go. 122 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:11,980 You want to grab that? 123 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,440 Yeah. 124 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,540 Oh, yeah. 125 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:34,379 Get those off. 126 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,860 You don't mind if I leave my sunglasses on, do you? I know. 127 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,100 It's a very risky business. 128 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,820 You have to hold on to it. 129 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,040 over your tits or something. 130 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,880 We are feeding it into that pussy. 131 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:20,140 mm -hmm mm -hmm 132 00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:52,530 Trick or treat. 9790

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