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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,940 One day, the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect act. 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:10,860 That was the day he became... I need a partner now. 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:15,380 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. My name is Fleet Cop. Get ready for a 4 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,980 life of killing bad guys. 5 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:19,320 I will chop your heads off! 6 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:26,400 This is Rockin' Robin on your 8 -0 dial. Music for Parking in the Dark while in 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,400 Rock Creek Park. 8 00:00:29,419 --> 00:00:30,740 Seriously, we're out of gas. 9 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:33,900 So, uh, what you wanna do now? 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,240 Wait, what? 11 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:41,640 You just chopped my girlfriend's head off! She was on my list of all bad guys. 12 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:45,800 See? Okay, wait, wait, wait. Her real name was Poison Poison? 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,420 And her power was poison punches? 14 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,040 Wow. 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,820 Thanks, Axe Cop. That's why I spy on people. 16 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,760 Axe Cop, this is Flute Cop. Do you read me? Come in. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,300 What do you want, Flute Cop? 18 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,520 I'm on a night mission. 19 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:02,360 I'm sorry to bother you, but do you know how I've been saving my money to get 20 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,019 $100? Well, guess what? 21 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:05,500 I did it. Yeah. 22 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:09,500 So I was thinking of taking Anita on a little romantic getaway for our 23 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:15,320 anniversary. So could you possibly babysit Unibaby for us? How much are you 24 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,320 going to pay me? 25 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:19,200 I can pay you $15. 26 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,940 I'll be right there. 27 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,380 Flute Cop's taking me to Hawaii. 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Isn't he romantic? 29 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:31,680 How would I know? I mean, can you think of a better place to go on vacation? 30 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:36,020 Yes. Uh, so the baby food is in the fridge, and the fresh diapers are in the 31 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:41,280 dresser. Oh, and don't mess with Unibaby's horn, um, as it holds great 32 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,780 Okay, see you in a couple of days. 33 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:47,000 Okay, see you later. Just don't mess with the Unibaby's horn. It holds great 34 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 power. 35 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:54,040 Gross. She already pooped. I'm not feeding you any more food. You poop too 36 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:57,200 From now on, you just get one small meal a day. 37 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,320 What the hell? 38 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:07,180 You know what? I don't like you. I'm going to hide this until your parents 39 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:08,180 home. 40 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,759 Babies are so dumb. 41 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,240 Sockerang on the telephone! 42 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,460 Sockerang. I'm at Flutecop's house babysitting. 43 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,020 Oh, I love babies! 44 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,620 I'll be right there! 45 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:28,660 Oh, man, Flutecop has the best snacks! 46 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,360 So, uh, where's the, uh, where's the baby? 47 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:35,460 I locked her in the closet because she poops and cries too much. Ah, smart. 48 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:39,560 Now let's look around the house and see if there's anything cool to play with. 49 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:45,420 Hey, Socorang, look what I drew. I call it Magic World. 50 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:46,700 We should go there! 51 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,059 I know. 52 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:48,959 But how? 53 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,960 With this! 54 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,000 Great! Let's go to Magic World! 55 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,500 Oh, wait! What about Unibaby? She won't die. She ate a small meal. 56 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:58,280 Now, we can't just leave her here alone. 57 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:02,500 No, but we can create cyborg versions of ourselves to watch over her. 58 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:12,140 I programmed the cyborgs to watch Unibaby and to punch her if she cries. 59 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,280 See? 60 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:16,280 When I have a baby... 61 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:20,920 You're babysitting. Not unless you have $15, I'm not. 62 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,500 X -Cup Magic World! 63 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,660 Magic World is so magical! 64 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,060 I could cry! 65 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,500 Not me. I never cry. 66 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:38,940 Intruders! 67 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:02,850 Of course we did. The magic police are the slowest police. 68 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:07,030 Oh, my gosh, look! 69 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:09,570 The big magic show is about to start. 70 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:10,829 Let's go watch! 71 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:11,990 I've got a better idea. 72 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:22,050 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed at our amazing 73 00:04:22,050 --> 00:04:23,250 magic show. 74 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:24,669 This is ridiculous. 75 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:25,870 Where are their wands? 76 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,350 And now... 77 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:28,790 for our first trick. 78 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:32,330 Boo! 79 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:35,930 They tore our historic tent! 80 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,490 Maza -la -pa -pel -baba -lel -laba -lel -saba -sel! 81 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:41,470 Make that whole filly well! 82 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:44,490 Ah, see, now that's what I expect. 83 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:48,370 The unexpected. And now for our final trick! 84 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:55,610 Baba -shal -lel. Make a hundred dollars appear in every hand. 85 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:02,150 I'm saying that rhetorically. I don't want to know. I love magic. Now for our 86 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:03,370 other final trick. 87 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:06,330 A thousand, thousand, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. 88 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,430 This is an outrage. 89 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,970 But now they're richer than we are. We win. You lose. 90 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:17,990 Ladies and gentlemen, these are fake magicians. 91 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:19,410 Let's kill them. 92 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,700 Buy something that makes something invisible. 93 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,000 Yeah, that's a great idea. I know a guy. 94 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:34,640 I see something I want. 95 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,440 Awesome. 96 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,220 Hi, Chubby Wubby, you. 97 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,680 Chubby Tall is the best. 98 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:42,940 Yes, he is. 99 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,060 Come in, Axe Cop. 100 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:47,600 Axe Cop, I just wanted to check in on Unibaby. I'm trying. Just give me a 101 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,300 second. No, because you're judging me. You don't have to say anything. It's 102 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,300 look. Hey, 103 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:55,480 I think we should go back home and check on Unibaby. No. 104 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,300 Send Chubby Doll back. 105 00:05:57,540 --> 00:06:01,020 That way we can stay here in Magic World and have even more fun. 106 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,440 I'm going to blow this baby's head off. Do it. 107 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:10,720 What the heck? 108 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:17,960 Ratscop, the computer brains of those cyborgs have turned evil. 109 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,360 They're gonna kill the baby! 110 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:22,840 Come on, let's go save the baby. 111 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,600 No, I don't want to. 112 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,700 We're not done having fun yet. 113 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,420 You are under arrest. 114 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,520 Abracadabra. 115 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:32,900 Fine. 116 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,360 We'll go check on Yuna, baby. 117 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,520 Isn't it great? 118 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 Oh, great. 119 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:48,680 Yeah. It's amazing what $100 can buy you. Or $100 minus $15. So $85. 120 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:49,979 Oh, look. 121 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,820 Coconut. Watch this. 122 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,100 It's so beautiful. 123 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,100 Oh, man, I love you. 124 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:05,540 Honey, can't we just try Axe Cop again? See how Unibaby is doing? 125 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,960 I'm sure she's fine. 126 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:14,760 She's with Axe Cop. 127 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:19,760 What could possibly happen? 128 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,880 Flute Cop, I'm babysitting. 129 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,220 It's Flute Cop. 130 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,260 Yes, she's fine. 131 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,360 Okay, we will. Bye. 132 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,460 Flute Cop said we should take Unibaby to the park. 133 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,480 I hate babysitting. 134 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:59,380 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? We should drop a bang. Yes. 135 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:05,200 Why won't you and a baby stop crying? 136 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,440 It's so annoying. 137 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,880 Well, she's probably hungry. We haven't fed her all day. Too bad. I don't want 138 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,600 her pooping. Oh, I hear that. 139 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,380 Hey, cop. Hey, cop. Come here. This is the chief of the normal police. It's the 140 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:17,700 chief of the normal police. 141 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:18,920 What do you want? 142 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,100 Why are you and Saga Ray robbing a bank? 143 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:24,640 Hmm? What are you talking about? We're not robbing a bank. 144 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,560 But I think I know who is. 145 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:30,879 It's now. 146 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,220 Let's go buy more guns to rob more banks. 147 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,500 Yes. 148 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:39,580 Come on, axe cop. Let's go get them. I'll chop your head. 149 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,080 Oh, no. I left my axe at the house. 150 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,559 What are we going to do? 151 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:48,560 Quiet, baby. This is no time for eating or pooping. Shh. 152 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,700 She's trying to tell us something. This hole in the stroller, it's a cannon. But 153 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:56,340 there's no trigger. There's no trigger. Because it's a poop cannon. 154 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,020 It's controlled by pooping. Oh, wait. 155 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,660 Ugh, fine. 156 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:05,880 Eat, Unibaby, eat! 157 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:16,800 Hey, cyborgs, look at this present we got you! 158 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,240 I love pregnant. 159 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,220 The baby saved the day! 160 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,740 I'm chubby woman, you. 161 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:35,660 So, Axe Cop, do you still think babies are dumb? 162 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,920 Of course I do. 163 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,140 Aloha, we're back. 164 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:45,700 Oh my gosh, we had such an amazing time. This volcano was about to erupt and 165 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:51,020 everyone was like, we're going to die. But Flute Cop used his flute to charm 166 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:54,500 volcano. Let's just say it'll never erupt again. 167 00:09:54,800 --> 00:10:00,040 Did you miss daddy? Did you miss daddy? Yes, you did. Say daddy. Can you say 168 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,040 daddy? 169 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:06,080 Yeah, she said daddy. We all heard it. 170 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:07,380 I heard it. 171 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,840 Daddy. 172 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,780 The sound in here is weird. That'll be $15. 12152