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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:06,830 There he is! What are you doing? 2 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:08,610 Where are you taking me? 3 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:13,370 Adolf Hitler. 4 00:00:13,670 --> 00:00:18,490 I had a feeling you were behind all this. Of course you did, Chemist M. 5 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:22,950 You are the smartest man in the world. Yes, I am. 6 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:25,570 But whatever you want from me, forget it. 7 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:28,850 I'll never help you. Don't help me. 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,520 Help her! 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,820 Isabella, no! 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:40,880 Now, Chemist Bell, you are going to build me an evil army. An evil, 11 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:47,580 unstoppable army. An evil, unstoppable army of zombies 12 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:52,440 on Zombie Island in Spain! 13 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,520 One day. 14 00:00:58,890 --> 00:01:02,270 The scene of the fire. The cop found the perfect act. 15 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,790 That was the day he became a cop. 16 00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:08,190 I need a partner now. 17 00:01:08,510 --> 00:01:12,630 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. My name is Fleet Gunner. We have a gang 18 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:16,390 of evil dinosaurs to kill. I will chop your heads off! 19 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,480 I understand we returned it late, but can you just wait till late for you this 20 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,760 time? I'm not saying it's your fault, man. I'm not raising my voice. I'm 21 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,380 to talk over you because you won't stop talking. 22 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,620 Axe Cop, can you get that? 23 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,860 I'm on the phone with the Dinosaur Horn store. 24 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:36,860 Axe Cop, what are you doing? I'm imagining myself with different hair and 25 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:37,860 mustache styles. 26 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,180 I'll have to call you back. 27 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,680 Oh, hi. 28 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:44,560 Can I help you? Are you the one they call Axe Cop? 29 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,180 No, I am. What's wrong with your voice? 30 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,600 Nothing. Everyone from London, England has to talk like this. My name is 31 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,740 Isabella M. My father was... Chemist M, the smartest man in the world. He was 32 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:59,720 kidnapped by Nazis and no one, not even me, knows where they took him. It's a 33 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,880 mystery. Was a mystery. I recently uncovered these lost Nazi files. 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:10,620 They contain my father's exact location. Your father is on Zombie Island in 35 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:14,960 space? And even if there is only the slightest chance he's still alive, I 36 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:15,960 to know for sure. 37 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,019 Axe cop. 38 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:22,420 Will you help me? Only if you tell me how you think I'd look with a mohawk and 39 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:23,420 handlebar mustache. 40 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:28,700 Honestly, I think you'd look better with crazy pizza hair and a super curly 41 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:31,420 beard and mustache with a robot ghost inside. 42 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,100 That is correct. 43 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:34,580 Wex, turn! 44 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,500 Let's go. 45 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,360 How much longer? 46 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,760 Ten minutes. 47 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,580 Fifteen at the most. 48 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,000 Wrong. We're here. 49 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,440 What was that? 50 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:59,000 Thank you. 51 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:00,640 I'm married. 52 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,220 What the heck? 53 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,720 A jetpack wearing zombie? 54 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,060 I'll chop your head off! 55 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,280 Killing zombies. 56 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,019 Something's weird. 57 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,520 Zombies always fight me till I chop off their heads. 58 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,500 Come back here, zombies! 59 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,800 We're not safe here. 60 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,760 Let's hide in that dark cave. 61 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:36,340 Oh, my goodness. It's Father's Laboratory. 62 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:41,480 This is Father's Laboratory. It's just like the laboratory he had back at home. 63 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:42,499 Look at this. 64 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,920 Now, I'm no videologist. 65 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:48,680 But maybe this VHS tape can tell us what happened to your father. Oh, ripping. 66 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,280 Daddy. 67 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:56,700 That's my daddy on the telly. Which is what we call a television in London, 68 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,460 England. It's day 28. 69 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:03,260 Even though Adolf Hitler sent me here from London, England to create an evil 70 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:07,600 zombie army, I have been working on a cure. A secret potion that will turn 71 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:12,060 zombies good. My secret potion is almost complete. All it needs is a bit of 72 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,000 cinnamon. Oh, bloody heck. 73 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,580 No! No! 74 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,260 No! No! 75 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,959 My brilliant brain! 76 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,600 No! 77 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,380 Oh, Daddy! Oh, God! 78 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:37,660 Zombies are too stupid to build a giant 300 -foot zombie robot on their own. A 79 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:41,980 bad guy must be controlling them. A really smart bad guy. 80 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:46,770 Attention, zombies. 81 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:52,810 Thanks to you, my zombie robot is finally ready for launch. 82 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:54,290 Axe Cop, come in. 83 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:58,050 What? We have good news and bad news. The good news, Chemist Sam was working 84 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:01,510 a potion to turn zombies into good guys. The bad news... Let me guess. No, let 85 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,030 me just tell you. The bad news is his brain was eaten by a zombie before he 86 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:06,050 finished it. Well, yeah. 87 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:10,890 How did you know? Because the zombie who ate the world's smartest brain took the 88 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,310 world's smartest poop. 89 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:13,259 That's impossible! 90 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,840 Zombies don't poop. Tell that to Mr. 91 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,380 Doodoo. That's Dr. 92 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,900 Doodoo to you, axe cop. 93 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:25,640 I've come too far to have you stop me from completing my plan, which is to go 94 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:30,960 London, England, marry the queen, and use her scepter to take over the world. 95 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:32,660 Zombies! 96 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:51,280 Dr. Doodoo is flying to London, England. London, England? 97 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:52,660 But why? 98 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,420 Because that's where poop gets its power. 99 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,760 Let's go. No. 100 00:05:57,260 --> 00:06:01,600 I'm staying. Your father's brain was eaten. He's a zombie now. There's 101 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,020 more you can do. 102 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:06,580 Yes, there is. I can finish my father's work. 103 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,060 I can create a potion that will turn zombies good. 104 00:06:10,510 --> 00:06:14,870 Then I can find my zombie father, let him eat my brain so I can turn into a 105 00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:19,470 zombie too, and then I will pour the potion onto both of us and turn us both 106 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:21,930 into good zombies. That's a gross plan. 107 00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:27,650 Isabella, are you sure? I've been without my father my whole life, and 108 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,730 the only way I can be reunited with him. 109 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:35,050 Now, go to London, England, where I am from, and save the world. 110 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:36,730 Seriously, I'm married. 111 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,660 How dare you, zombie robot? 112 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,900 I am the Queen of London, England. 113 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:52,260 And I am Dr. 114 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,080 Doodoo, your new husband. 115 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:02,420 Do you, the Queen of London, England, take this man to be your husband? 116 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:03,780 I do. 117 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:08,910 Do you, Dr. Doodoo, take this woman to be your wife? 118 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:15,230 Yes, yes. Come on, hurry this along. I now pronounce you King and Queen of 119 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,310 London, England. 120 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,930 Queen. You may give him your scepter. 121 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:25,130 And now, to complete my plan. 122 00:07:25,630 --> 00:07:30,530 Husband, what are you doing? I am making everyone in the world poop their pants. 123 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:31,970 That's ridiculous. 124 00:07:32,030 --> 00:07:33,030 Shh. 125 00:07:44,999 --> 00:07:46,200 Oh, no! 126 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:49,300 Everyone in the world has pooped themselves to death! 127 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,680 This is only the beginning. 128 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,440 That's Isabella and her father. They're good zombies. 129 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,420 I can tell by their smile. 130 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,580 They're coming to help us. 131 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,400 Her gross plan worked. 132 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:25,640 We need to go kill Dr. Doodoo. To the queen! 133 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,770 this moment my entire life. 134 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:46,850 Today, I, Dr. Doodoo, will make the Great Axe Cop 135 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:49,350 poop his butt to death! 136 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:53,890 What the bloody heck? 137 00:08:55,910 --> 00:09:02,330 Why aren't you pooping? My body is 100 % efficient and uses everything I eat. 138 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:03,730 What? I don't poop. 139 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:13,530 You let your own dinosaur light you on fire. 140 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:19,870 I am not concerned with fire. It just turns me into... XCOM FIRE! 141 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:29,370 I hope you like 142 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:31,010 being dead, Dr. Doodoo. 143 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,200 We're switching boots. 144 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,660 Axe Cop has saved London, England, where we all live. 145 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:53,820 Wow. To show my royal appreciation, I grant Axe Cop 146 00:09:53,820 --> 00:10:00,320 one new wish. I wish for all poop to go into space and for no one to poop 147 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,320 ever again. 148 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,240 Unnecessary. I enjoy a good poop. 10945