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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,940 One day, the scene of the fire, the cop found the perfect act. 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,580 That was the day he became... X -Cop! 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,860 I need a partner now. 4 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:15,680 So he had trials and hired a partner. My name is Fleet Cop. We've got some bad 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,680 guys to kill. 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,940 I will chop your heads off! 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,080 What a day. 8 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,640 Good night, X -Cop. 9 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,320 Hey, you know what? If you're not doing anything, you want to come over, uh... 10 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,140 For dinner? I don't eat dinner. 11 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,340 Are you sure? Because Anita's making grilled cheese. 12 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:35,040 And let me tell you, Anita knows a thing or two about cheese. 13 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,360 And grilling it. Turn off the lights on your way out. 14 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:39,860 All right, buddy. 15 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:46,920 Time for Axe Cop to go on a night mission. 16 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,000 Axe Cop night mission! 17 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,830 What are you doing lurking in the shadows? 18 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:13,630 And why are you crying? 19 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:17,850 All my friends are gone. Someone stole them. First, stop crying. 20 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:21,670 I don't like it. Second, did you say your friends were stolen? 21 00:01:21,970 --> 00:01:24,770 Yes. What kind of guy steals someone's friends? 22 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:26,090 A bad guy. 23 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,250 A very bad guy. 24 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:29,930 No, the king of all bad guys. 25 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:34,010 And lucky for you, I know how to defeat him and get your friends back. 26 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:35,290 You do? How? 27 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,490 With a giant dinosaur horn. 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,300 Is there a dinosaur horn store? 29 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,600 Don't you know it? 30 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:45,420 It's on another planet. There. See it twinkle? Yeah, that's nice. 31 00:01:45,820 --> 00:01:46,738 Let's go. 32 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:47,740 Great, we'll take my car. 33 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:49,620 No, we'll take my car. 34 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:54,160 It's cooler, and I know a shortcut over that awesome ramp. 35 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:55,900 Come on! 36 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,040 Move it! 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,700 Can't he see we're on a night mission? 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,020 Give me a sec, would you, fella? I gotta jump this ramp to prove to my best 39 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,300 friend that I'm not chicken. 40 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:09,139 My best friend is so cool. One time we were at this pizza place... Shh! We 41 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:13,240 have time to hear about your friend. This guy's friends were stolen by the 42 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,000 of all bad guys. Did you say stolen? 43 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,560 Oh, boy. That's the worst. 44 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:20,880 You don't have to ask me twice. I'm helping you on this mission. 45 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,700 Buckle up, boys. The jump leads to space, and that's really high. 46 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:39,930 I just want to rent a dinosaur horn. The only reason I'm recommending you buy it 47 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:44,330 is to save you money. But it's cheaper to rent. For most people, yes, but not 48 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,730 when you keep returning them late. I mean, just do the math, all right? I 49 00:02:47,730 --> 00:02:50,390 do the math, and it's cheaper to rent. 50 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:52,290 Get your dinosaur horn already. 51 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:58,350 Listen, this man's friends were stolen by the king of all bad guys, and I'm 52 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,910 helping him get them back. 53 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:02,270 So give me a minute. His friends were stolen? 54 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:05,570 Really? That's the saddest thing I ever heard. 55 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:10,070 My best friend, Sergeant T, was killed in the war. Okay, look, bro, we don't 56 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:15,390 have time for your backstory, right? Go on. You see, I wasn't always a dog. 57 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,010 I used to be an army man. 58 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,710 And I had a pet chihuahua. 59 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:21,710 Then, one day, I got a telephone call. 60 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:23,850 Hello? A war? 61 00:03:24,490 --> 00:03:25,490 I'll be right there. 62 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:32,910 I met up with my best friend, 63 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,070 Sergeant T. 64 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:35,890 We were at war with Chickenhead. 65 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:38,150 He was a huge chicken with a human head. 66 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:42,290 He had an army of chicks that chopped drills out of their mouths. They would 67 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,670 bite you if you got too close. 68 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:46,730 But Sergeant T was brave. 69 00:03:46,990 --> 00:03:48,290 Careful out there, Sergeant T! 70 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:53,050 But what we didn't know was that Chickenhead could also shoot giant 71 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:54,050 of his mouth. 72 00:03:56,290 --> 00:03:58,870 Chickenhead killed Sergeant T with one blast. 73 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,930 You killed my best friend! 74 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:02,210 Erre! 75 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:06,700 I was so mad, I killed Chickenhead with one grenade. 76 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:14,360 I won the war and returned home only to discover I hadn't fed my pet chihuahua. 77 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,440 Oh, no. 78 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,779 I forgot to feed you. 79 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:24,820 That was the day I gained the ability to turn into a chihuahua when I'm ready to 80 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:29,920 fight. That reminds me of my best friend. Quick story here. So you can 81 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,080 into a man whenever you want? Only when I'm not ready to fight. 82 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:34,490 Which is almost never. 83 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:39,530 Now, allow me to honor the memory of Sergeant T by joining in your mission. 84 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,570 Great. We're going to have to act fast. 85 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,850 This horn has to be back in an hour. 86 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:47,450 That must be the bad guy king's secret lab. 87 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:51,790 It's where he makes his bad guys. I bet they know where my friends are. Let's 88 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:52,850 go. Not so fast. 89 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:56,430 I have the perfect secret attack to use for such an occasion. 90 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,750 The free poison soda secret attack. 91 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:13,020 Now let's split up and look for clues. 92 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:18,640 How did you survive my free poison soda secret attack? 93 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,120 But soda is better than juice. 94 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,440 To everybody. 95 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:30,340 Now you tell me where Bat Warthog Man's friends are or I will chop your head 96 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,340 off. 97 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:37,360 So my friends are... Dead? Now, will you let me go? 98 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,160 No. Soda is better than chew. 99 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:44,000 Hey, army chihuahua, throw the head in the head trash. 100 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:47,820 Dead. 101 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,120 All my friends are dead. 102 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,280 Cheer up, bat warthog man. 103 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,439 Cheer up. 104 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,700 Without friends, I'm all alone in this world. I have no reason to go on. I want 105 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:02,160 you to listen very carefully. Friends are great, but there is something even 106 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,160 better than friends. 107 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:06,050 Killing the guy who killed your friends. 108 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:11,790 You see that enormous guy with the crown? 109 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:15,510 In case there's any question, that's the king of all bad guys. 110 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:18,190 He's asleep because it's past his bedtime. 111 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:19,690 Now here's the plan. 112 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:25,150 We're gonna sneak into his ear and use this giant horn to summon the dinosaurs 113 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:26,470 to eat his brains. 114 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:27,990 There it is. 115 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:32,150 We're gonna have to be quiet. I'm talking to you, Gray Diamond. Okay, bro. 116 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:42,960 I'm never getting this horn back on time. 117 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:52,400 All right, Gray Diamond. You can tell your story now. Oh, for real? Oh, you're 118 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,400 not going to regret this. 119 00:06:54,300 --> 00:07:00,000 Like Army Chihuahua's friend, Sergeant T, I, too, once knew someone in the 120 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,040 Chickenhead War. Totally different dude. His name was Sergeant G. 121 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:10,680 History will remember him as a great fighter, but I will remember him as the 122 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:15,540 that was my best friend. At his funeral, his mother gave me his brain, and I 123 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:16,660 thought, what am I going to do with it? 124 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:22,220 But then I got an idea. I'm going to make his brain half lion, half man. 125 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,260 And then I decided also there should be some cheetah in there, because cheetahs 126 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,260 are super fast. 127 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,700 So I went to the jungle, and I knocked out a lion. 128 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,910 And a cheetah, because like I mentioned before, they're super fast. 129 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:39,170 And I put that brain into a cybernetic body with a lion's head and created the 130 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:43,650 ultimate soldier slash best friend. I called him Liborg. 131 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,930 Okay, so where is this Liborg now? 132 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:52,450 Well, before we all got captured, I happened to push this button on my best 133 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:53,610 friend calling watch. 134 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:57,650 So he should be here right about now. 135 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,600 LIBORG! 136 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:05,000 Whoa, what took you so long, bro? Just kidding. Thanks for getting here so 137 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,260 man. High five. Thanks for giving me half a cheated break. 138 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:13,040 With the help of your friend Liborg, we just may get this horn back on time 139 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:13,999 after all. 140 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,140 Now I will summon the dinosaurs to eat the king's brains. 141 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:37,859 Get out of here. 142 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:38,860 Follow me. 143 00:08:41,059 --> 00:08:45,700 I can't see a thing. We're in the stomach. 144 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,460 This is bile. 145 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,680 Gross. 146 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,360 Oh, my God. 147 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,520 That warthog man, is that you? 148 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:57,960 Joanie, Patsy, Richie, Ralph, Mel, oh, my gosh. My friends, you're all alive. 149 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:01,220 Hey, what's that? The dinosaurs are eating his brains. 150 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,240 There's no way out. We're all going to die. 151 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,880 Wrong. There's one hole out of here, and I know where it is. 152 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,580 We're going out the butthole. 153 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,320 Mission accomplished. 154 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,160 We're alive. We did it. 155 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:27,360 Well, it looks like everyone is finally happy and reunited with their friends. 156 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,360 But what about the king of all bad guys? 157 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:33,460 Don't worry about him. The more brain those dinosaurs eat, the dumber he gets. 158 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,240 But won't he still be evil? 159 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:40,510 Nope. His brain is made mostly of bad brain cells, so he'll be a good guy from 160 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,309 now on. 161 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,210 A really dumb good guy. 162 00:09:44,030 --> 00:09:49,670 I know I speak for everybody when I say thank you, X -Cup. No time for thank 163 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,570 yous. There's something I gotta do. 164 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:57,710 X -Cup? What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night. I want to take 165 00:09:57,710 --> 00:09:59,450 you and Anita up on that dinner. 166 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:00,750 Now? 167 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,490 Uh... Oh, okay. 168 00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:06,010 I think we still have some buttered noodles left in the fridge. Why don't 169 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:10,670 come on in? No, I'll take it to go. I've got to get this dinosaur horn back to 170 00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:12,710 the dinosaur horn store in 15 minutes. 171 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:16,070 Oh, you want it to go. All right. Well, we have a Tupperware. I'll just put it 172 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:17,070 in a Tupperware thing. 173 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:21,110 Anita, where's the Tupperware? If I knew you were going to stick me with these 174 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:25,230 hidden costs, don't you think I would have just bought one? It's not a hidden 175 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:28,210 cost. It's a late fee. That's why it's called a late fee. 13729