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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,909 --> 00:00:16,590 When we're here, when we're not here, when we're coming, when that sound keeps 2 00:00:16,590 --> 00:00:19,590 coming, I'm like, okay, you think so. 3 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:23,750 There was a camera in the mailbox, which I had to start with. I'd open that 4 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:25,170 first, and we'd eat the rest. 5 00:00:25,630 --> 00:00:27,170 And the refrigerator was the door. 6 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,840 What do you do? You hide the phone? I think it's a good idea. 7 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:40,000 Maybe we can wrap it in a towel and leave it in plain sight and they'll 8 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 find it. 9 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,180 Okay, 10 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:45,860 can I put this on now? 11 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,390 It's the big one. 12 00:00:58,270 --> 00:00:59,270 Good. 13 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:01,890 Let's hold that one up. 14 00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:06,870 Yes. 15 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:09,370 Yeah, 16 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:16,490 it's sort of like guess who. 17 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:17,970 Guess who, exactly. 18 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:21,790 Okay, we got you. 19 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:28,410 He's about to rip it out of his hand and throw it away. 20 00:01:56,089 --> 00:01:59,090 Oh, that's nice. 21 00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:08,370 How about that? 22 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:10,590 Well, 23 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:13,670 we'll find one. 24 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:24,850 You're very welcome. 25 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,270 What would you like to do now? 26 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:36,190 I'm glad you liked it. I went out of my way for you guys. 27 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,930 I went out of my way for you guys. 28 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:45,990 Want some help with the balance? 29 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:51,730 It's different, isn't it? 30 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:53,650 Is it tough? 31 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:03,310 Trust me. Trust us all. Well, the 32 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:04,310 vote is. 33 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:10,550 If you say anything else. 34 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,440 Well, I like this. 35 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,620 Oh, hell yeah. Are you kidding? 36 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:19,700 Absolutely. 37 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,700 Yeah, that's what I can do. 38 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,180 Mmm. 39 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,820 Looks good from here. 40 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:08,210 Real good from here. 41 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:11,500 Far from there? Far. 42 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,280 Far from there. 43 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,880 You're killing us. You're killing us. 44 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:28,560 You're forever the baby. 45 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:56,240 I'm out of here. 46 00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:00,120 I'm out of here. I'm out of here. 47 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:17,240 Here, we're at, actually, it's 8 .29 and 39 seconds. 48 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,440 Pretty heavy here, you know. 49 00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:34,010 Now let's run, because we've still got to see the bird department. It has a pet 50 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:37,490 toy and over 7 ,000 items for every kind of pet. 51 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:39,070 Okay, 52 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:40,330 that's it for today. 53 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:44,050 But our next tour will be... I'm going to tell you, I'm going to take my shoes 54 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:45,690 off. I hate shoes. 55 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,010 Take everything off. 56 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:48,730 I just wear them forever. 57 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:52,150 ...continues to grow in Southern California and now has 13 convenient 58 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:54,010 superstores to serve you like way apart. 59 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:57,530 Located north of the Santa Ana Freeway at the intersection of Beach and La 60 00:05:57,530 --> 00:05:58,530 Mirada Boulevards. 61 00:05:58,730 --> 00:06:02,410 So bring your pet shopping with you today at PetSmart, where pets are 62 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:06,650 I can't tell you this man's name, but I can tell you the story. 63 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:11,230 One day, he's out walking in the store, and he finds a dollar bill lying in the 64 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,970 grass, and the owner picks it up. 65 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:15,990 For some reason, the guy gets this wild idea. 66 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,480 Thank God for that. 67 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,640 Thank you. 68 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,260 Mmm. 69 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:04,320 We'll be right back. 70 00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:35,500 K -Y -S -R Los Angeles Star 98 .7 Superstars of the 71 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:41,600 80s and 90s kicking off another long star sweep on Star 98 .7 72 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:13,130 I think he's low up. He's full over here. 73 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,720 He doesn't know what's going on. 74 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,960 He's still in shock. 75 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,120 He's still in shock? 76 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,020 Oh, okay. A good shock. 77 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,300 Okay. 78 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,920 You guys got to stand. 79 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:31,840 I'm not going to. 80 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,760 I'm going to roll you off the bed and keep rolling up. 81 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,710 This is really hot. 82 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,170 This is the position right here. 83 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,110 Thank you. 84 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:48,340 I just can't think about you now. This is too hot. 85 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,840 Go ahead. 86 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:43,980 Go ahead and go. 87 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:48,200 You underestimate me. 5651

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