Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,432 --> 00:00:07,101
(Buzzing)
2
00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:34,246
(♪ Whenever I Call You
"Friend" by Kenny Loggins ♪)
3
00:00:35,649 --> 00:00:37,084
(Man): This song is so good.
4
00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:38,436
(Woman): I know.
5
00:00:39,535 --> 00:00:41,517
Why is this song so good?
6
00:00:41,601 --> 00:00:43,808
Do you want to
duet? (Man laughing)
7
00:00:45,639 --> 00:00:47,207
Yeah.
8
00:00:47,804 --> 00:00:52,183
♪♪ Whenever I call
you "friend" ♪
9
00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:55,604
♪ I begin to think
I understand ♪
10
00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:57,646
♪ Everything we are ♪
11
00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,489
♪ You and I have always been ♪
12
00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,377
♪ Ever and ever ♪
13
00:01:03,638 --> 00:01:07,308
♪ I see myself
within your eyes ♪
14
00:01:07,392 --> 00:01:08,560
Oh yeah, baby!
15
00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:11,680
♪ And I know this
thing to show me why ♪
16
00:01:11,764 --> 00:01:15,600
♪ Anything I do always
brings me home to you ♪
17
00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:16,450
High note!
18
00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,636
♪ Forever and ever ♪
19
00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:23,991
♪ Now I know my life has
given me more than memories ♪
20
00:01:24,075 --> 00:01:27,712
♪ Day by day ♪
21
00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,297
♪ We can see ♪
22
00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:33,564
♪ In every moment there's
a reason to carry on ♪
23
00:01:33,648 --> 00:01:34,998
Oh, shit!
24
00:01:36,606 --> 00:01:40,677
♪ Sweet love showing us
some heavenly light ♪
25
00:01:40,761 --> 00:01:44,051
♪ I've never seen such
a beautiful sight ♪
26
00:01:44,135 --> 00:01:47,905
♪ Sweet love showing us
some heavenly light ♪♪
27
00:01:47,989 --> 00:01:49,658
(♪ Song continues
quietly on radio ♪)
28
00:01:50,101 --> 00:01:51,685
You're not feeling it?
29
00:01:51,769 --> 00:01:52,703
No, I was.
30
00:01:52,787 --> 00:01:54,468
Oh, OK.
31
00:01:54,753 --> 00:01:55,622
Guess what?
32
00:01:55,706 --> 00:01:56,387
What?
33
00:01:56,471 --> 00:01:58,473
We're doing pottery
lessons Saturday.
34
00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:00,669
Oh, I... I asked
you not to do that.
35
00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,818
I thought you said you wanted
to have new experiences.
36
00:02:02,901 --> 00:02:05,252
Yeah, but I meant,
like, sexually.
37
00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:08,031
And besides, pottery is not an
experience, it's an activity.
38
00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:10,345
Pottery can be sexual. Have
you seen the movie Ghost?
39
00:02:10,429 --> 00:02:12,731
I feel like you need more
friends to do things with.
40
00:02:12,815 --> 00:02:13,750
I have friends.
41
00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,880
Who? Besides Paul.
42
00:02:14,974 --> 00:02:16,341
Paul...
43
00:02:18,383 --> 00:02:21,417
You. You're my best friend.
44
00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:25,599
Resync By M_I_S
Original Sub By ViKramJS
www.Opensubtitles.org
45
00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:27,250
You still want to go?
46
00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:29,417
Yeah, it's a beach house.
47
00:02:30,071 --> 00:02:32,069
Are you "shore"?
48
00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:34,989
(Laughing)
49
00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:36,908
Yeah. It's on the water.
50
00:02:36,992 --> 00:02:38,661
Oh, "water" relief.
51
00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,029
You're so dumb!
52
00:02:41,115 --> 00:02:42,582
(Both laughing)
53
00:02:43,644 --> 00:02:44,812
It could be romantic.
54
00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:46,230
Yeah, it could be.
55
00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:50,270
Could be a nice
place to make a baby.
56
00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,434
Yeah, maybe... Maybe not yet.
57
00:02:54,518 --> 00:02:58,489
But in the meantime,
we can do other stuff.
58
00:02:58,573 --> 00:03:00,741
Oh! I'm so ticklish!
59
00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,715
OK, all right.
60
00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,427
OK.
-Hey...
61
00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,246
Take this off.
62
00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:10,330
Thanks.
63
00:03:11,142 --> 00:03:12,643
(Moaning softly)
64
00:03:12,727 --> 00:03:13,895
Hand or mouth?
65
00:03:13,979 --> 00:03:15,781
Oh, hand's fine. Yeah.
66
00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,420
Let me help you out a little.
67
00:03:19,745 --> 00:03:21,546
Oh, wow. OK.
68
00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:24,025
Whoa, OK. I also got
to look at the road.
69
00:03:24,529 --> 00:03:26,999
This is really sexy,
but also dangerous.
70
00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,251
Oh, shit!
71
00:03:28,335 --> 00:03:30,004
(Laughing)
72
00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:31,544
Exciting.
73
00:03:32,628 --> 00:03:34,563
Do you want to hold my boob?
-OK!
74
00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:35,516
(Horn honking)
75
00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,567
Thanks.
76
00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,154
-Yeah?
-Yeah, got it.
77
00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,354
-Is it helping?
-Yeah, it's great.
78
00:03:40,438 --> 00:03:41,640
Yeah, you like that? Yeah?
79
00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,667
(Horn honking)
80
00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:45,219
-Oh, shit!
-Asshole!
81
00:03:45,303 --> 00:03:46,130
(Horn honking)
82
00:03:46,214 --> 00:03:48,085
This guy's driving
like an asshole.
83
00:03:48,169 --> 00:03:49,712
Hey, stay with me!
You seem distracted.
84
00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:50,528
Sorry.
85
00:03:50,612 --> 00:03:52,600
-Are you close?
-Yeah, I'm close.
86
00:03:53,026 --> 00:03:54,729
Oh. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
87
00:04:04,692 --> 00:04:06,326
(Both): What the fuck?
88
00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,913
Oh, shit!
89
00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,497
Oh, fuck!
90
00:04:09,581 --> 00:04:11,082
Oh, shit.
91
00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,735
(Horn honking steadily)
92
00:04:13,748 --> 00:04:15,048
Holy shit!
93
00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:20,745
Hey, dude. Hey, how you doing?
94
00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:21,645
Is he OK?
95
00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,305
It's a good thing you were
wearing your seat belt.
96
00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,089
-Where's my wife?
-Where's his wife?
97
00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:26,842
I don't know. You help
him, I'll find her.
98
00:04:26,925 --> 00:04:28,646
-OK.
-Hey, dude...
99
00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:30,080
I found her!
100
00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:32,798
Hey! Hi!
101
00:04:32,882 --> 00:04:33,992
Are you OK?
102
00:04:34,076 --> 00:04:35,412
She's not breathing!
103
00:04:35,496 --> 00:04:37,410
-Well, do CPR!
-OK!
104
00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,628
I... I can walk.
105
00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:39,840
Compressions first!
106
00:04:39,924 --> 00:04:41,692
C-A-B! Compression, air, breath.
107
00:04:41,776 --> 00:04:43,043
I had, like, two beers.
108
00:04:43,127 --> 00:04:45,163
I thought it was A-B-C!
Air, breath, compression.
109
00:04:45,247 --> 00:04:46,348
No, they changed it.
110
00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:47,867
-Who changed it?
-It's chill.
111
00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,175
What? I don't know!
112
00:04:50,259 --> 00:04:51,594
Whoever makes those decisions.
113
00:04:51,678 --> 00:04:53,598
They probably did some
kind of a... like a survey.
114
00:04:53,681 --> 00:04:54,723
-OK, how many do I do?
-What?
115
00:04:54,806 --> 00:04:56,694
-How many do I do?
-You do, uh, 30.
116
00:04:56,871 --> 00:04:58,273
30 compressions,
then 2 breaths, OK?
117
00:04:58,357 --> 00:04:59,658
Then back to compressions.
118
00:04:59,742 --> 00:05:00,643
You're doing great.
119
00:05:00,727 --> 00:05:01,628
Fuck! I wasn't counting.
120
00:05:01,712 --> 00:05:03,583
Switch then. You're doing great.
121
00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,262
You're doing awesome!
122
00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,914
-Oh, wake up!
-Use straight arms!
123
00:05:06,998 --> 00:05:09,182
-Come on, bitch. Wake up!
-Really lock those elbows.
124
00:05:09,588 --> 00:05:11,577
Oh, baby, you're doing
so good. I love it.
125
00:05:11,661 --> 00:05:12,562
I think she's dead.
126
00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,047
No, she's not dead. Keep going.
127
00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:15,699
-I think she's dead.
-She's not.
128
00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,885
Keep going. Ah, shit.
129
00:05:19,479 --> 00:05:21,915
-Should I keep going?
-It's up to you.
130
00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:23,982
What does that mean?
131
00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:25,703
You can keep going if you want,
132
00:05:25,787 --> 00:05:27,721
but she's not coming back.
133
00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:30,341
Why the fuck would I keep
going if she's not coming back?
134
00:05:30,425 --> 00:05:31,659
I don't know.
135
00:05:32,086 --> 00:05:34,622
Sir, why is your penis out?
136
00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,504
Oh, fuck! Sorry!
137
00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,223
It's just...
138
00:05:39,307 --> 00:05:40,307
(Screaming)
139
00:05:40,402 --> 00:05:41,935
Oh, fuck! I clipped it.
140
00:05:42,094 --> 00:05:43,961
-Is everything OK?
-Yeah, they're OK.
141
00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:45,680
Everybody's OK.
Keep moving along.
142
00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,160
It's all right!
143
00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:50,605
I just got a little
bit of it. Tip of it.
144
00:05:50,823 --> 00:05:52,203
Just some butterfly bandages.
145
00:05:52,287 --> 00:05:53,989
Paramedics will be
here any second.
146
00:05:56,143 --> 00:05:58,279
Thank goodness the
paramedics were there.
147
00:05:59,266 --> 00:06:01,436
And they had butterfly bandages.
148
00:06:03,012 --> 00:06:04,781
Do you think she had
a lot of regrets?
149
00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,134
The dead woman?
150
00:06:06,218 --> 00:06:08,587
Yeah, I feel like there's
a lot she never got to do.
151
00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:09,905
Everyone has regrets.
152
00:06:10,252 --> 00:06:12,187
Yeah, she drove a minivan.
153
00:06:15,935 --> 00:06:17,157
"Reflection is an intersection.
154
00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,493
"Regret is a cul-de-sac.
155
00:06:18,577 --> 00:06:21,570
All we can do is make the best
decision we can in the present."
156
00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:26,806
You're right.
157
00:06:28,049 --> 00:06:29,467
I mean, technically,
you're right.
158
00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:31,053
It's from your podcast.
159
00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,359
I just need to say it.
160
00:06:36,088 --> 00:06:37,724
-What?
-What?
161
00:06:37,952 --> 00:06:39,253
Nothing.
162
00:06:40,426 --> 00:06:42,661
"If it isn't said, you
can't be put to bed."
163
00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:46,118
Also you. You said that.
164
00:06:46,202 --> 00:06:47,402
I'm sorry, I love quoting you.
165
00:06:47,613 --> 00:06:48,948
I need to get out.
166
00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:51,957
What? Oh, OK, all right.
167
00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:53,308
I...
168
00:06:55,975 --> 00:06:58,711
No, Carey. Not the car.
169
00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,029
You.
170
00:07:00,113 --> 00:07:01,249
Oh, OK.
171
00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,751
No, Carey, not... Jesus!
172
00:07:02,842 --> 00:07:04,695
Not you! Our marriage.
173
00:07:04,779 --> 00:07:06,413
There, I said it.
I... I can't...
174
00:07:06,497 --> 00:07:09,332
I can't do this anymore.
I'm sorry. Fuck!
175
00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:11,034
Please don't say that.
176
00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:12,586
I want to get divorced.
177
00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:16,446
You can't say you want
you want a divorce
178
00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:17,900
just because of a
near-death experience.
179
00:07:17,983 --> 00:07:19,417
That wasn't a
near-death experience.
180
00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,401
That was a death
experience. She's dead.
181
00:07:23,156 --> 00:07:25,015
It's still not a real reason.
182
00:07:26,851 --> 00:07:28,386
I'm unfaithful.
183
00:07:29,356 --> 00:07:30,993
I've been unfaithful.
184
00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:36,346
Are you saying that just
because you needed a real reason
185
00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:37,598
or have you actually...
186
00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:38,411
Actually.
187
00:07:38,495 --> 00:07:40,564
OK. Fuck!
188
00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:42,150
Sorry.
189
00:07:42,508 --> 00:07:43,809
OK...
190
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,978
Just one time?
191
00:07:48,873 --> 00:07:49,979
Two?
192
00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,259
Please don't make
me count. Three?
193
00:07:52,343 --> 00:07:54,078
OK, forget it. I
don't want to know.
194
00:07:54,162 --> 00:07:55,430
I forgive you.
195
00:07:55,514 --> 00:07:58,847
So... We're going to
just work this out.
196
00:07:59,252 --> 00:08:01,652
I don't know that I
want to work this out.
197
00:08:03,498 --> 00:08:05,019
But I love you so much.
198
00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,553
Yeah. I know.
199
00:08:09,425 --> 00:08:11,394
And I love you so much.
200
00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:14,648
But I... I've been feeling
this way for a while.
201
00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,442
God, how do I put this?
202
00:08:19,526 --> 00:08:20,461
Um...
203
00:08:20,545 --> 00:08:22,637
Oh, I wrote it down.
204
00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:23,997
What?
205
00:08:24,081 --> 00:08:25,683
Yeah, I... Oh, here, got it.
206
00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:27,369
Were you planning this?
207
00:08:27,453 --> 00:08:28,492
No, I wasn't.
208
00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,644
I mean, yes.
209
00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:30,629
At some point.
210
00:08:30,713 --> 00:08:32,868
But no. I wasn't planning
this exact experience.
211
00:08:32,952 --> 00:08:34,421
Here, I... Um...
212
00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:37,208
I'm just... It's
not... It's not ready.
213
00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:40,291
I... I didn't think I was going
to read it to you right now.
214
00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,081
But I can just...
215
00:08:41,165 --> 00:08:43,123
I'll just fix it
as I go. OK, um...
216
00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:44,475
"Carey, my love.
217
00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:46,794
"This is the hardest
letter I've ever written.
218
00:08:46,878 --> 00:08:49,306
We've only been
married for 13..."
219
00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:50,824
Yeah. Oh, shit.
220
00:08:50,908 --> 00:08:52,643
"...uh, 14 months.
221
00:08:52,727 --> 00:08:56,197
"And we've been building
this life together,
222
00:08:56,281 --> 00:08:58,574
"but it doesn't
feel like my life.
223
00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:02,315
"I feel like we're
just existing, but...
224
00:09:03,517 --> 00:09:04,925
"I don't want to exist.
225
00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:06,445
I..."
226
00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:07,996
Oh, shit, where was I?
227
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,748
"I don't want to
exist. I want to grow.
228
00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:12,727
And maybe it's because I've
only been with 7 people..."
229
00:09:12,811 --> 00:09:14,300
I thought I was your fourth.
230
00:09:14,384 --> 00:09:15,351
You are.
231
00:09:15,435 --> 00:09:16,492
Can you just let me...
232
00:09:16,576 --> 00:09:18,076
This isn't about sex.
233
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,319
I mean, it's not just about sex.
234
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,850
It's also about desire and...
235
00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:26,403
Carey!
236
00:09:26,487 --> 00:09:27,555
(Grunting)
237
00:09:28,712 --> 00:09:32,720
Carey! I wasn't done!
238
00:09:32,804 --> 00:09:35,873
♪ ♪
239
00:09:40,741 --> 00:09:42,676
♪ ♪
240
00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:10,940
Ah...
241
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,213
(Panting)
242
00:10:23,912 --> 00:10:25,273
Ah...
243
00:10:45,674 --> 00:10:46,674
Oh!
244
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:49,286
(Groaning)
245
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,662
Hey, guys!
246
00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:04,016
Can I get a ride on your...
Can I get a ride on your boat?
247
00:11:26,356 --> 00:11:27,679
Hey...
248
00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,431
(Panting)
249
00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:31,279
You OK?
250
00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:32,298
No!
251
00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:33,991
You have any water?
252
00:11:34,364 --> 00:11:35,764
Yeah.
253
00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:39,402
Hey, Derek! You got to finish
the siding on this pool.
254
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,699
Oh, man! You look like shit.
255
00:11:41,783 --> 00:11:42,985
Yeah, I am like shit.
256
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,005
-What, did you swim here?
-Partially.
257
00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:46,755
Hey, Coach Carey!
258
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,174
Hey, Russ! Good form, man!
259
00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:50,266
How you doing?
260
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,219
Great. Dad said I
could get a dog.
261
00:11:52,303 --> 00:11:53,424
I did not say you
could get a dog.
262
00:11:53,507 --> 00:11:54,206
Not yet.
263
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:55,723
Who's gonna pick
up dog shit? You?
264
00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:56,519
Sure!
265
00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:57,871
No, you're not.
266
00:11:57,955 --> 00:12:00,166
I got him a fish tank, he won't
stop about this goddamn dog.
267
00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:03,084
Ashley wants a
divorce. She said it.
268
00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:06,981
I'm sorry, honey.
269
00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:11,350
Come inside and
shower and change.
270
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:12,901
I don't even have clothes.
271
00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:13,968
Or my phone. I think I left it.
272
00:12:14,052 --> 00:12:15,721
-Dad, can we do fireworks?
-Yeah, later.
273
00:12:15,805 --> 00:12:18,573
Actually, Ashley stopped
by a couple hours ago.
274
00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:20,900
What? Is she still here?
275
00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:23,881
No, she dropped your bag off.
276
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,272
Did she say anything?
277
00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:26,512
That you were breaking up.
278
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:27,631
I told her to go fuck herself
279
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,970
and we never want
to see her again.
280
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:30,420
What? Why would you say that?
281
00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:33,434
Because I wanted her to know
where we stand: with you.
282
00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:35,598
I don't want there
to be a "with me."
283
00:12:35,682 --> 00:12:36,852
He didn't say that.
284
00:12:36,936 --> 00:12:39,170
I would have, but she
left very quickly.
285
00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:41,810
That's Fiuggi water, by the way.
286
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,160
It's, like, $20 a bottle.
287
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,002
Apparently, it's the only
water the Pope drinks.
288
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,769
Besides wine, obviously.
289
00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:49,287
I imagine the Pope drinks wine.
290
00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:50,453
Oh, God.
291
00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:52,828
This is normal, right?
292
00:12:52,912 --> 00:12:54,024
People go through
stuff like this
293
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,476
in the first year of marriage.
294
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,369
No.
295
00:12:57,453 --> 00:12:59,155
(Paul): Apparently,
it cures the gout.
296
00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:00,552
I don't want to get a divorce.
297
00:13:00,636 --> 00:13:01,769
No one does.
298
00:13:02,084 --> 00:13:03,586
She does.
299
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,333
Yeah.
300
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,915
(Paul): Want some
Japanese whisky?
301
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:08,224
I got it imported from Japan.
302
00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:09,577
Oh, no. No, no!
303
00:13:09,661 --> 00:13:11,850
Uh, maybe just this
one, 'cause it's...
304
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,795
And you're, you know.
-Yeah.
305
00:13:13,885 --> 00:13:15,554
Divorce isn't that big a deal.
306
00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:17,025
'Cause you don't
have one of those.
307
00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,311
That's true!
308
00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:19,924
If you don't have kids...
-Or money.
309
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,953
...divorce is just
like a regular breakup.
310
00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:23,372
And you don't have either.
311
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,240
I know.
312
00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:27,469
We have money and a kid.
We can never get divorced.
313
00:13:27,553 --> 00:13:30,272
Mmm. That's the only reason
we're still together.
314
00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:31,626
(Fireworks whistling, exploding)
315
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:33,745
-I love you.
-I love you!
316
00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,010
I'd love a shower.
317
00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:43,296
(Firework exploding loudly)
318
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,615
Oh, goddammit!
319
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:46,713
-Oh!
-Russ!
320
00:13:46,797 --> 00:13:47,878
Do not shoot them
at the neighbors!
321
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,731
That's, like,
$3,000 of fireworks.
322
00:13:49,815 --> 00:13:52,049
(Crying softly)
323
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:55,006
It's gonna be OK.
324
00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:56,325
Oh, shit!
325
00:13:56,644 --> 00:13:58,113
Fuck, I got soap in my eyes!
326
00:13:58,197 --> 00:13:59,465
I don't want to downplay it,
327
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:00,865
but I feel like this
might be a good thing.
328
00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:03,474
It's not! Being married
is a good thing.
329
00:14:04,814 --> 00:14:06,048
Have you checked for ticks?
330
00:14:06,132 --> 00:14:07,233
No, I'm OK!
331
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:08,686
You should check for ticks.
332
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:10,968
What?
333
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,407
Oh...
334
00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:13,626
Careful, it's wet.
335
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,079
Carey, listen to me.
336
00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:16,331
I'm your best friend.
337
00:14:16,651 --> 00:14:18,433
But you married a life
coach. What did you expect?
338
00:14:18,516 --> 00:14:21,196
I don't know. To stay married?
339
00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:23,555
Remember when we went wine
tasting in the Finger Lakes,
340
00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:25,438
and she refused to drink
anything but Italian wines?
341
00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:26,405
She hates Riesling.
342
00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:28,016
Everyone does.
That's not the point.
343
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,235
-What's the point?
-Lift.
344
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,663
The point is do you want
to be married to someone
345
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,337
who doesn't want to
be married to you?
346
00:14:33,421 --> 00:14:35,524
You don't. What's going on?
347
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:36,594
Checking for ticks.
348
00:14:36,678 --> 00:14:39,013
Can I please just take a
shower and cry by myself?
349
00:14:39,097 --> 00:14:40,366
Of course, I just need to know
350
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:41,917
what kind of wine
we're drinking.
351
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,253
Ashley's really into
orange wines these days.
352
00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:46,472
Jesus Christ, we need
to shock the system.
353
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,290
What? Oh, fuck! That's cold!
354
00:14:48,374 --> 00:14:50,312
Ah! Ah!
355
00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:52,707
Ah, fuck!
356
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:55,439
Can I have a towel?
357
00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:57,286
You need to stop feeling
sorry for yourself.
358
00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,898
I am sorry for myself.
359
00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:00,997
She cheated on me.
360
00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:02,549
Really? You didn't mention that.
361
00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:04,869
My dad used to say: "It
washes off in the shower."
362
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:05,887
What does?
363
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,057
It doesn't.
364
00:15:08,423 --> 00:15:10,525
I know it feels like a big deal.
365
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:13,612
But if you make it OK,
it's not cheating. It's OK.
366
00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:15,037
You're OK with it?
367
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,750
I read a book.
368
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,002
It was an article.
369
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,924
Whatever. We're open.
370
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:24,385
Are you guys fucking
with me right now?
371
00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:27,331
We are not monogamous.
372
00:15:27,768 --> 00:15:29,212
He can do what he wants,
373
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,250
and I don't want
to know about it.
374
00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:34,152
Unless I do want
to know about it.
375
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:36,271
In which case I would ask,
376
00:15:36,355 --> 00:15:38,258
and he would tell me everything.
377
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:39,610
Mm-hmm.
378
00:15:39,694 --> 00:15:41,408
Yeah, it's not like we're
dating other people.
379
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:43,661
It's not polyamory. We're
not reinventing the wheel.
380
00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,728
I don't have another family
with, like, another fish tank.
381
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,180
This is blowing my mind.
382
00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:48,935
We're just realistic, you know?
383
00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:50,853
We love each other.
384
00:15:50,937 --> 00:15:55,474
And that love is physical
and emotional and spiritual,
385
00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:59,429
and the emotional and the
spiritual are more important.
386
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:03,150
So we're a little bit more
flexible with the physical.
387
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:05,436
You're very flexible
with the physical.
388
00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:07,541
I do Pilates.
389
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,859
OK, hold on a second.
390
00:16:09,277 --> 00:16:10,820
Whose idea was this?
391
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,004
Mmm.
392
00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:13,559
-Both...
-Both of ours.
393
00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:15,689
OK, you're telling me
394
00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:19,244
that if she goes
out, finds someone,
395
00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:20,804
and they hit it off,
396
00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:23,190
and then they decide to
go do some doggy style
397
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,110
in the back of a pick-up truck
in a parking lot somewhere,
398
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,972
you're... you can handle that?
399
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,887
That is really romantic.
400
00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:32,176
If she can handle that,
I can handle that.
401
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,446
OK, what if it's
someone you know?
402
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,066
I don't care who it is.
403
00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:37,224
Really?
404
00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:39,011
Yeah, why would I care?
405
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,957
I'm, like, a
self-realized individual.
406
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:43,831
You two could have sex,
it wouldn't bother me.
407
00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:44,982
Wow!
408
00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,749
Well, with that
gleaming endorsement,
409
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,054
let me just saddle up over here.
410
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,842
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
411
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,577
Take it easy!
-Look at this.
412
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:53,716
I'm a horse! Giddy up!
413
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,121
You kind of are. I
saw you in the shower.
414
00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:58,507
Hey, quick question. What's
a horse's favorite wine?
415
00:16:58,591 --> 00:16:59,834
-What?
-"Chardon-neigh."
416
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,886
-That is not funny.
-"Chardon-neigh."
417
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,313
Are you not embarrassed?
418
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,399
Don't be jealous, baby!
419
00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,830
-You have great feet.
-Thanks!
420
00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:09,281
He was talking to me.
421
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:14,003
-That one's Paul.
-Mm-hmm.
422
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,289
The one right here is Benedict.
423
00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,242
This one...
-Mm-hmm?
424
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,395
That one's Frances.
425
00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,780
-This one, the little one...
-Yeah.
426
00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:25,564
He's John Paul II.
427
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:28,616
You name them after the Pope?
428
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,138
Dad's getting me a Leo XIV when
he gets back from the city.
429
00:17:59,548 --> 00:18:01,691
You think I could
still get that lesson?
430
00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:05,294
Sure. If you make me a coffee.
431
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,957
Cool.
432
00:18:21,857 --> 00:18:23,411
Hey, Russ, what's going on?
433
00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:26,110
I'm tired. I'm going
to go take a nap.
434
00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,177
Hey! Where is he?
435
00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:36,629
Where did he go?
436
00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:39,021
Hey, man! What's going on?
437
00:18:39,105 --> 00:18:41,074
That little asshole
stole my jet ski.
438
00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:42,661
Whoa, you need to slow down!
439
00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:43,511
I'm not slowing down!
440
00:18:43,595 --> 00:18:45,129
Your son stole my
fucking jet ski!
441
00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:46,814
-He's not my son.
-He crashed it into a rock!
442
00:18:46,897 --> 00:18:49,234
-Your jet ski is right there!
-My other jet ski!
443
00:18:49,318 --> 00:18:50,552
-OK.
-It was a Yamaha!
444
00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,819
Russ, can you come down here?
445
00:18:52,903 --> 00:18:53,937
Are you sure it was him?
446
00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:55,790
I watched him do it!
447
00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:57,558
OK, all right, fine.
448
00:18:57,642 --> 00:18:59,592
Well, if he's responsible
and something's broken,
449
00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:00,376
we can fix it.
450
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,076
No, we can't fix it!
451
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,302
It's at the bottom of the
Long Island fucking Sound!
452
00:19:04,386 --> 00:19:05,822
He sank it!
-Calm down, dude.
453
00:19:05,906 --> 00:19:07,622
I'm not calming down.
He's a little asshole.
454
00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,767
-Don't call him an asshole!
-You! Little asshole!
455
00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:11,270
Hey, what did I say?
456
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,527
What's going on?
457
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,930
You think it's fun
to sink jet skis?
458
00:19:15,014 --> 00:19:15,591
No.
459
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,102
Russ, go back to sleep.
460
00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:19,253
-Your son needs a beating.
-Hey!
461
00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:22,108
My son has been sound
asleep. It's his nap time.
462
00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:23,445
Maybe you need a beating.
463
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,864
You need to put a muzzle
on that wife of yours.
464
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,750
-What the fuck?
-What the fuck...
465
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,636
(Both grunting)
466
00:19:33,314 --> 00:19:34,984
-It's your nap time!
-Hey...
467
00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,774
Nice, Mom!
468
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,842
I feel like I'm raising
469
00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:47,863
a more energetic, tiny
version of my husband.
470
00:19:47,947 --> 00:19:49,949
I know. It's so cool.
471
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,635
Mmm...
472
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:55,468
You know, when we were
12, Paul stole a snowplow.
473
00:19:55,552 --> 00:19:58,322
Just drove it around,
plowing stuff.
474
00:19:58,661 --> 00:20:00,361
Then he crashed it into a tree.
475
00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:01,919
I ended up taking the blame.
476
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,003
OK, open it.
477
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:06,822
-Oh, wow!
-Pull it.
478
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,061
OK! All right, here we go.
479
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:09,746
And into the water.
480
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:10,965
All right.
481
00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:11,950
(Sizzling)
482
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:15,738
Oh! That's a sizzly one.
483
00:20:15,822 --> 00:20:16,831
It's amazing.
484
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:17,783
It's cool, right?
485
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,200
It's incredible!
486
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,421
The thermal shock of pulling
it at the height of firing
487
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:23,238
is unpredictable.
488
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,991
So every piece is unique.
489
00:20:25,075 --> 00:20:26,344
How do you know so much?
490
00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:28,569
I lived in Japan for a bit.
491
00:20:29,698 --> 00:20:32,017
Traditionally, you're meant
to use lead in the glaze.
492
00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:34,437
But that is a poison,
so I don't do that.
493
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,253
Thanks for giving me
this whole lesson.
494
00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:41,065
How's he doing in your class?
495
00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:42,316
He's determined.
496
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,234
Doesn't give a fuck
what anyone thinks.
497
00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:45,387
-Mm-hmm.
-And so what?
498
00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:46,769
Yeah, he gets in
trouble once in a while.
499
00:20:46,852 --> 00:20:49,554
He got every single answer
wrong on his last math test,
500
00:20:49,638 --> 00:20:51,573
which is, like,
statistically impossible,
501
00:20:51,657 --> 00:20:53,720
even if you filled
it all in at random.
502
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,038
It's crazy!
503
00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:57,525
Yeah, well, he's
great in gym, so...
504
00:20:57,713 --> 00:20:58,881
(Laughing)
505
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,190
You know, we came out here to
really spend time with him,
506
00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:04,726
but Paul keeps going
back to the city.
507
00:21:05,107 --> 00:21:07,879
Yeah, he's always
working. That's his thing.
508
00:21:10,298 --> 00:21:11,767
No, he's not.
509
00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:14,250
He's fucking someone.
510
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,435
How do you know that?
511
00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:19,743
When Paul goes to the city for
work, he's fucking someone.
512
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,710
And it's OK, 'cause
we said it was OK.
513
00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:26,899
But right now, he's choosing
that over being here.
514
00:21:26,983 --> 00:21:28,017
Well, Paul's an idiot.
515
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:28,990
That's like...
516
00:21:29,074 --> 00:21:29,897
Oh, fuck!
517
00:21:29,981 --> 00:21:31,115
Oh, fuck. Oh!
518
00:21:31,199 --> 00:21:33,033
Oh! I can just use my shirt.
519
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,453
Don't do that. I'll get it.
520
00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:36,272
OK. But it's purple.
521
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,514
Why don't you tell him to stop,
522
00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:42,567
that you just don't
want to do it anymore?
523
00:21:42,651 --> 00:21:44,553
Do you know why people break up?
524
00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:46,622
Yeah, cheating.
525
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,806
Guilt.
526
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,758
But if you make
the bad thing OK,
527
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,615
then there's no guilt.
528
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:58,819
Or... maybe just stop
doing the bad thing.
529
00:21:59,629 --> 00:22:00,930
Yeah.
530
00:22:01,429 --> 00:22:03,064
Or that.
531
00:22:04,372 --> 00:22:06,796
You know, when Paul
and I first met,
532
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,383
he was hooking up
with my roommate.
533
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,967
Oh yeah. Carmen.
534
00:22:11,051 --> 00:22:12,287
She was a whole thing.
535
00:22:12,371 --> 00:22:15,241
And one day, while
she was getting ready,
536
00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:17,093
he asked me out.
537
00:22:17,391 --> 00:22:20,328
And I was like: "No, what
the fuck is wrong with you?"
538
00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:22,112
And then he just kept showing up
539
00:22:22,196 --> 00:22:23,265
and he kept asking me.
540
00:22:23,349 --> 00:22:26,953
And he's still
that guy, you know?
541
00:22:27,037 --> 00:22:29,011
And I don't expect
him to change.
542
00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:33,228
But in moments like this,
I can't help but be sad.
543
00:22:34,237 --> 00:22:36,206
And really fucking angry.
544
00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:38,793
I'm sorry.
545
00:22:40,385 --> 00:22:42,787
Ashley and I met
at a Fray concert.
546
00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:44,040
You know, the band.
-Mm-hmm.
547
00:22:44,425 --> 00:22:45,593
How to Save a Life.
548
00:22:45,677 --> 00:22:46,578
(Chuckling)
549
00:22:46,662 --> 00:22:49,532
We were both
dancing and singing.
550
00:22:50,794 --> 00:22:52,529
Then we started kissing.
551
00:22:54,077 --> 00:22:55,813
And then, more than kissing.
552
00:22:56,187 --> 00:22:57,555
And dating.
553
00:22:57,639 --> 00:23:00,686
Last year, I tried to surprise
her by buying tickets.
554
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:04,240
And when I told her about
it, she said she had plans.
555
00:23:05,341 --> 00:23:06,976
-It's OK.
-No, it's not.
556
00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:10,378
Because The Fray broke up.
557
00:23:11,074 --> 00:23:12,842
And now we broke up.
558
00:23:13,161 --> 00:23:14,485
Yeah.
559
00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:22,247
I guess I'm just
sad and angry, too.
560
00:23:24,313 --> 00:23:26,014
I'm sorry.
561
00:23:48,964 --> 00:23:50,932
I'm gonna make a sandwich.
562
00:23:52,008 --> 00:23:53,577
Um...
563
00:23:55,164 --> 00:23:56,618
OK.
564
00:23:56,702 --> 00:24:00,205
I saw some peanut butter there.
565
00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:02,325
Do you want a
sandwich? 'Cause...
566
00:24:22,267 --> 00:24:24,069
(Birds chirping)
567
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,122
No, we're not going to
modify the existing leases.
568
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,134
Because, I feel like I
shouldn't have to say this
569
00:24:39,218 --> 00:24:40,171
this many times,
570
00:24:40,255 --> 00:24:42,029
but the entire purpose
of buying these buildings
571
00:24:42,112 --> 00:24:43,634
is to deliver them vacant.
572
00:24:46,282 --> 00:24:48,484
That's why we offer
them 3 months free.
573
00:24:51,654 --> 00:24:54,123
Well, what were you
doing last night?
574
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,300
Why would I purchase a
building in the Bronx
575
00:24:59,383 --> 00:24:59,995
if I can't renovate it?
576
00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:01,444
What would even be the purpose?
577
00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:03,652
What the fuck happened here?
578
00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:05,406
Julie!
579
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,025
She went out with Russ.
580
00:25:07,109 --> 00:25:08,310
Hey, let me call you back.
581
00:25:09,111 --> 00:25:10,312
(Sighing)
582
00:25:10,396 --> 00:25:12,137
Son of a bitch!
This is like a...
583
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,339
I don't even want to tell
you how much this rug costs.
584
00:25:14,422 --> 00:25:15,671
I'm sorry we spilled
a little wine.
585
00:25:15,754 --> 00:25:16,988
$20,000.
586
00:25:17,072 --> 00:25:18,607
It's a $20,000 rug.
587
00:25:19,796 --> 00:25:21,155
Were you gonna say anything?
588
00:25:21,239 --> 00:25:23,702
Or were you just
gonna half clean it
589
00:25:23,786 --> 00:25:28,242
and expect me not to notice
a stain on my $25,000 rug?
590
00:25:28,781 --> 00:25:30,149
Did it just get more expensive?
591
00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:31,734
They tend to, yeah.
592
00:25:32,237 --> 00:25:34,145
OK. Well, I'm sorry.
593
00:25:34,229 --> 00:25:35,798
That's OK. It's just a rug.
594
00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:38,068
Yeah.
-OK.
595
00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:39,783
(Sighing)
596
00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:42,158
A fucking nice rug.
597
00:25:42,242 --> 00:25:44,244
By the way, Julie and
I had sex last night.
598
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:47,947
Together.
599
00:25:49,104 --> 00:25:50,505
While you were in town.
600
00:25:50,589 --> 00:25:54,593
Well, I know you guys are in
this open ethically non...
601
00:25:56,854 --> 00:25:57,782
OK...
602
00:25:57,865 --> 00:25:58,993
So, you're mad.
603
00:25:59,077 --> 00:26:00,620
No, that was... I'm not mad.
604
00:26:00,704 --> 00:26:02,305
It was sort of a reflex.
605
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:05,933
OK, because if you're mad,
we should just talk about it.
606
00:26:07,904 --> 00:26:09,384
That was more of a
delayed reaction.
607
00:26:11,886 --> 00:26:13,025
Yeah, I'm mad.
608
00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:14,199
We can talk about...
609
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:15,905
(Both grunting)
610
00:26:16,154 --> 00:26:17,255
-Motherfucker!
-Just chill.
611
00:26:17,338 --> 00:26:18,215
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
612
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,150
-You gonna chill?
-No! I'm gonna kill you!
613
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,151
That's not chill!
614
00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:22,686
Calm down. Calm down!
615
00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:25,222
Ow, that's a full Nelson.
It's illegal! It's illegal!
616
00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,057
-This isn't wrestling!
-Yeah, it is.
617
00:26:27,157 --> 00:26:28,658
-OK, just calm down.
-I'm chill.
618
00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:30,126
-Calm? Chill?
-OK, I'm calm.
619
00:26:30,227 --> 00:26:32,062
-I'm gonna let you go.
-Yeah, I'm calm.
620
00:26:32,162 --> 00:26:35,453
Oh, fuck! I think
you pinched my C4.
621
00:26:35,537 --> 00:26:37,151
I'm telling you, we just
need to talk, all right?
622
00:26:37,234 --> 00:26:38,936
-OK, OK.
-Whoa!
623
00:26:39,035 --> 00:26:41,705
Talk about that, motherfucker!
624
00:26:41,805 --> 00:26:43,240
I don't want to fight you!
625
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,375
I've been teaching my
8th graders Aikido!
626
00:26:45,475 --> 00:26:48,478
Non-violence, it's...
It's about de-escalation.
627
00:26:48,578 --> 00:26:49,613
Oh, fuck!
628
00:26:50,747 --> 00:26:51,882
Oh, fuck!
629
00:26:51,983 --> 00:26:54,050
(Both grunting)
630
00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:56,152
Which you're not doing.
631
00:26:58,522 --> 00:26:59,789
Oh!
632
00:26:59,890 --> 00:27:01,358
(Both screaming)
633
00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:05,228
Motherfucker!
634
00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:12,937
No biting! No biting!
No biting, fuck!
635
00:27:13,036 --> 00:27:14,538
What are you doing?
636
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,109
No tapping.
-Ah!
637
00:27:20,945 --> 00:27:22,312
(Both grunting)
638
00:27:25,949 --> 00:27:27,453
OK, let's just...
639
00:27:28,752 --> 00:27:30,353
Ah! Fuck! My arm!
640
00:27:30,453 --> 00:27:32,822
You gotta stop
throwing haymakers!
641
00:27:32,924 --> 00:27:34,357
Look, I'm sorry. How do you...
642
00:27:34,441 --> 00:27:36,777
Oh! Ah!
643
00:27:39,462 --> 00:27:41,698
(Groaning)
644
00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,472
What did you guys do? Sex?
645
00:27:49,573 --> 00:27:50,908
Or other stuff?
646
00:27:51,008 --> 00:27:52,275
Sex.
647
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:53,945
And then some other stuff.
648
00:27:54,045 --> 00:27:55,645
(Screaming)
649
00:28:32,215 --> 00:28:34,250
What are you... Ah!
650
00:28:36,686 --> 00:28:37,687
What the fuck?
651
00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:40,423
(Both): No knives!
652
00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:43,460
Where did it happen?
653
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,494
In here.
654
00:28:44,594 --> 00:28:45,829
I'm gonna...
655
00:29:01,979 --> 00:29:03,676
Oh, fuck! My leg!
656
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,228
Oh fuck, my leg!
657
00:29:05,448 --> 00:29:07,317
I'm gonna fucking kill you...
658
00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:08,919
Was it fun?
-Hey!
659
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:10,367
(Both grunting,
glass shattering)
660
00:29:10,451 --> 00:29:11,485
Missed me!
661
00:29:11,569 --> 00:29:13,137
Fuck, no!
662
00:29:14,183 --> 00:29:16,185
OK. OK, chill. Ow!
663
00:29:17,727 --> 00:29:19,462
Whoa! Oh!
664
00:29:19,562 --> 00:29:21,297
Ah!
665
00:29:24,174 --> 00:29:25,409
Oh, shit!
666
00:29:25,493 --> 00:29:26,727
I'm sorry, Paul.
667
00:29:28,139 --> 00:29:29,639
(Objects clattering)
668
00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:34,116
I said I'm sorry.
669
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,602
Come on, man! Fuck!
670
00:29:35,779 --> 00:29:37,580
You said it was fine!
671
00:29:37,664 --> 00:29:39,266
It's not!
672
00:29:42,852 --> 00:29:44,421
Surprise!
673
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:54,901
Sorry! Batter's instinct.
674
00:29:55,765 --> 00:29:57,968
(Screaming)
675
00:29:58,069 --> 00:29:59,703
Shit, shit!
676
00:29:59,803 --> 00:30:02,039
The fish! Pick them
up, pick them up!
677
00:30:02,139 --> 00:30:03,905
-Where are you going?
-Save John Paul!
678
00:30:03,989 --> 00:30:06,124
Which one is John
Paul? John Paul! Ah!
679
00:30:09,899 --> 00:30:11,533
I got one! I got one!
680
00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:15,191
There you go.
681
00:30:16,486 --> 00:30:18,321
Ah, fuck! It stung me!
682
00:30:18,421 --> 00:30:19,990
That one sucks, leave that one.
683
00:30:26,542 --> 00:30:27,609
Oh!
684
00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,193
Oh, sorry.
685
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,899
We did it.
686
00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:46,194
We saved you.
You're alive, guys.
687
00:30:48,085 --> 00:30:49,920
(Gasping)
688
00:30:53,630 --> 00:30:55,217
Fish slapped you!
689
00:30:55,692 --> 00:30:57,128
(Screaming)
690
00:30:57,228 --> 00:30:59,262
No, no, no!
691
00:30:59,362 --> 00:31:00,998
(Screaming)
692
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,394
Oh, oh!
693
00:31:06,836 --> 00:31:08,172
That was close.
694
00:31:08,271 --> 00:31:09,739
You almost got me.
695
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,943
(Both screaming)
696
00:31:15,524 --> 00:31:18,860
(♪ A Little Love and
Understanding by Gilbert Bécaud ♪)
697
00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:29,526
♪♪ You're on your own
and what you need's ♪
698
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:33,329
♪ A little love
and understanding ♪
699
00:31:33,429 --> 00:31:34,764
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
700
00:31:36,572 --> 00:31:40,010
♪ A little warmth
to tell your soul ♪
701
00:31:40,094 --> 00:31:41,528
♪ A gentle bird... ♪
702
00:31:41,612 --> 00:31:43,233
That was so fun, wasn't it?
703
00:31:43,427 --> 00:31:44,829
Yeah.
704
00:31:44,913 --> 00:31:47,325
We don't have to steal jet skis.
705
00:31:47,852 --> 00:31:50,691
If you need an adventure, you
can just get in the canoe.
706
00:31:53,685 --> 00:31:57,444
♪ You're in that city far away ♪
707
00:31:57,528 --> 00:32:01,593
♪ I'm on the ship
way out at sea ♪
708
00:32:01,693 --> 00:32:03,661
(Both grunting)
709
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,962
♪ You got some problems ♪
710
00:32:05,062 --> 00:32:06,230
What are you guys doing?
711
00:32:06,331 --> 00:32:07,398
♪ You can't face ♪
712
00:32:07,498 --> 00:32:09,333
♪ So leave them behind ♪♪
713
00:32:15,662 --> 00:32:16,967
I'm sorry.
714
00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:18,551
What are you sorry for?
715
00:32:19,242 --> 00:32:20,760
For overreacting.
716
00:32:20,844 --> 00:32:23,516
To something I didn't have
a right to overreact to.
717
00:32:24,789 --> 00:32:26,156
OK.
718
00:32:27,443 --> 00:32:28,701
Good.
719
00:32:28,785 --> 00:32:30,588
Carey, what are you sorry for?
720
00:32:31,147 --> 00:32:33,146
For having sex with you.
721
00:32:36,351 --> 00:32:37,352
No?
722
00:32:37,436 --> 00:32:39,664
For hurting my best friend?
723
00:32:40,213 --> 00:32:42,571
And I'm sorry for not realizing
724
00:32:42,655 --> 00:32:46,682
the effect that this might have.
725
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,569
It's really not
that big of a deal
726
00:32:49,652 --> 00:32:50,652
if you think about it.
727
00:32:51,042 --> 00:32:52,326
It washes off in the shower.
728
00:32:52,410 --> 00:32:54,211
-Paul...
-What does?
729
00:32:55,212 --> 00:32:56,794
We don't have to
do this anymore.
730
00:32:57,682 --> 00:32:59,016
No, no, babe, I'm good.
731
00:32:59,116 --> 00:33:00,718
I don't need to be
with other people.
732
00:33:00,817 --> 00:33:02,320
No, it's OK, I can handle it.
733
00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:04,656
Seriously, I'm fine.
Don't worry about it.
734
00:33:04,756 --> 00:33:05,989
We can continue.
735
00:33:06,089 --> 00:33:08,552
It was a genuine
overreaction on my part.
736
00:33:08,636 --> 00:33:10,345
It was sort of an
out-of-body experience.
737
00:33:10,429 --> 00:33:14,064
I wasn't really aware of what I
was doing until after the fact.
738
00:33:14,164 --> 00:33:17,502
It was kind of like...
a werewolf situation.
739
00:33:17,602 --> 00:33:19,824
I'm good.
-OK.
740
00:33:19,908 --> 00:33:21,805
Can you just not do
it with him again?
741
00:33:21,889 --> 00:33:23,090
(Chuckling)
742
00:33:23,206 --> 00:33:24,107
I won't.
743
00:33:24,207 --> 00:33:25,510
Promise?
744
00:33:26,202 --> 00:33:27,177
Promise.
745
00:33:27,277 --> 00:33:29,279
You should... You
should promise, too.
746
00:33:29,363 --> 00:33:30,464
I promise, too.
747
00:33:30,581 --> 00:33:32,517
(Sighing)
748
00:33:32,897 --> 00:33:35,952
OK, well, I guess we're
going out for dinner.
749
00:33:36,787 --> 00:33:38,340
Yeah, I can't, I have
to go back to the city.
750
00:33:38,423 --> 00:33:39,423
Unfortunately.
751
00:33:40,606 --> 00:33:42,809
Are you fucking kidding me?
752
00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:45,062
No, I'm not fucking
kidding you. OK?
753
00:33:45,162 --> 00:33:47,030
I'm in the middle of
a fucking negotiation
754
00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:50,342
on a 34-unit building in
Chinatown, and they are like...
755
00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:52,070
Have you ever negotiated
with the Chinese?
756
00:33:52,154 --> 00:33:53,400
It's a whole different thing.
-Paul!
757
00:33:53,483 --> 00:33:54,608
You're always on your back foot.
758
00:33:54,691 --> 00:33:56,790
You told Russ we'd go to
Great Thrills tomorrow.
759
00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,298
We can go to Great
Thrills next week.
760
00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:01,192
You can go next week.
We're gonna go tomorrow.
761
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,735
(All screaming)
762
00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:17,320
(♪ Pásky z cívek
odvíjím by ORM ♪)
763
00:34:22,734 --> 00:34:24,301
♪ ♪
764
00:34:29,707 --> 00:34:32,443
(Screaming)
765
00:34:38,549 --> 00:34:40,183
Yeah!
766
00:34:41,352 --> 00:34:42,387
Get it!
767
00:34:42,487 --> 00:34:44,856
-Step right up!
-OK, one more, one more.
768
00:34:45,922 --> 00:34:47,658
-Oh, man!
-That was a good try.
769
00:34:47,759 --> 00:34:49,694
Throw a ball, win a fish.
770
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,173
Can I go another?
771
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,292
It's so expensive.
772
00:34:52,376 --> 00:34:53,612
But I need new fish.
773
00:34:53,696 --> 00:34:55,260
Step right up!
774
00:34:55,566 --> 00:34:57,402
Can I just buy
some fish from you?
775
00:34:57,502 --> 00:34:58,969
This isn't a pet shop.
776
00:35:00,971 --> 00:35:02,205
Thank you.
777
00:35:04,246 --> 00:35:05,180
You got it.
778
00:35:05,264 --> 00:35:06,099
(Ball bouncing)
779
00:35:06,183 --> 00:35:07,183
OK.
780
00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:09,380
OK!
-Hi!
781
00:35:09,464 --> 00:35:10,231
-Hey.
-Hey.
782
00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:11,750
-Excuse me.
-How's it going?
783
00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:13,502
We're just burning through cash.
784
00:35:13,586 --> 00:35:14,487
-So, you're Russ?
-Yeah.
785
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,740
I've heard a lot about
you. Nice to meet you.
786
00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,507
This is Connor. I
call him Conair.
787
00:35:18,591 --> 00:35:19,700
-Who's this?
-We just met.
788
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:20,974
All right, let me have a go.
789
00:35:21,057 --> 00:35:22,478
Mind if I jump in?
-Sure!
790
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:25,329
Here. Here's $100.
We'll play for a bit.
791
00:35:25,535 --> 00:35:27,143
Works for me.
792
00:35:31,022 --> 00:35:32,403
-Wow!
-Shhh, shhh.
793
00:35:32,503 --> 00:35:34,906
What are you gonna
do with all the fish?
794
00:35:35,005 --> 00:35:36,870
-Bang.
-Holy shit! That was awesome!
795
00:35:36,954 --> 00:35:37,875
Thanks.
796
00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:39,577
Why are you so good at that?
797
00:35:39,677 --> 00:35:41,762
I just have a very soft touch.
798
00:35:41,968 --> 00:35:44,121
Most of the time. If
you behave yourself.
799
00:35:44,281 --> 00:35:45,850
Is that your husband
staring at us?
800
00:35:45,949 --> 00:35:46,887
No, he's my friend.
801
00:35:46,971 --> 00:35:48,466
-This is your friend?
-That's Carey.
802
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:50,154
Carey! Go ahead
and "carry" this?
803
00:35:50,254 --> 00:35:52,135
How many do you want, Russ?
-All of them.
804
00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:53,612
All of them?
805
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,750
Guys, come. Let's
get the front row.
806
00:35:55,915 --> 00:35:59,203
Oh, hey. No, I'm with them.
807
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,448
No, this one's full.
You gotta go back.
808
00:36:00,531 --> 00:36:01,532
-Sorry.
-What the hell?
809
00:36:01,633 --> 00:36:02,667
I just need to get on.
810
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,635
Oh. Can you take these?
811
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,004
No, man, that's all you.
812
00:36:07,105 --> 00:36:07,838
No?
813
00:36:07,938 --> 00:36:09,173
Hold my hand!
814
00:36:11,112 --> 00:36:12,809
We should probably
hold hands too.
815
00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,078
Russ, I got your fish
safe and sound, man.
816
00:36:19,783 --> 00:36:20,984
(Woman screaming)
817
00:36:21,084 --> 00:36:22,720
Wait... This is a bad idea.
818
00:36:22,819 --> 00:36:24,422
Hold on! I got your fish!
819
00:36:24,522 --> 00:36:26,790
Oh, fuck!
820
00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:28,159
(Screaming)
821
00:36:28,259 --> 00:36:30,395
I'm holding... Oh
no, I lost you!
822
00:36:30,495 --> 00:36:31,795
(Screaming)
823
00:36:33,797 --> 00:36:35,133
Oh, fuck, I just...
824
00:36:35,233 --> 00:36:36,134
Oh no, ah!
825
00:36:36,234 --> 00:36:38,802
Come on, guys! Come on, fish!
826
00:36:38,902 --> 00:36:41,172
(Screaming)
827
00:36:42,072 --> 00:36:43,874
Two left! I got two left.
828
00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:45,842
I got one left. I got one...
829
00:36:46,711 --> 00:36:48,313
(Wailing)
830
00:36:50,114 --> 00:36:53,584
Oh yeah. Cambodia, Machu Picchu,
all the big countries. Africa.
831
00:36:53,685 --> 00:36:55,986
I've done a lot of work with
Doctors Without Borders.
832
00:36:56,086 --> 00:36:57,020
Are you a doctor?
833
00:36:57,121 --> 00:36:58,523
No, I just run their socials.
834
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,200
Guys, what do you
want to do next?
835
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:01,693
-Bumper cars!
-Yeah, bumper cars!
836
00:37:01,793 --> 00:37:03,511
I can do that. You
want to do bumper cars?
837
00:37:03,594 --> 00:37:04,595
-Yeah!
-Buckle up!
838
00:37:04,696 --> 00:37:06,688
Hey! She's not
doing bumper cars.
839
00:37:06,772 --> 00:37:07,740
Carey!
840
00:37:07,824 --> 00:37:09,871
She has a husband,
and he's a great guy.
841
00:37:09,955 --> 00:37:11,105
And he happens to
be my best friend,
842
00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:12,354
so she's not doing bumper cars.
843
00:37:12,437 --> 00:37:13,870
I know what bumper
cars leads to.
844
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,273
What do bumper cars lead to?
845
00:37:15,373 --> 00:37:17,342
If she wants to do
bumper cars, she can.
846
00:37:17,442 --> 00:37:18,409
I know who you are,
847
00:37:18,509 --> 00:37:20,930
slick fucking handsome
theme park guy, huh?
848
00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,905
Hitting on moms. I bet
that's not even your kid.
849
00:37:22,989 --> 00:37:24,933
-What's your fucking problem?
-What's my problem?
850
00:37:25,016 --> 00:37:27,385
You want to do bumper cars?
Let's do fucking bumper cars!
851
00:37:27,485 --> 00:37:29,253
-Hey, hey, hey!
-You wanna do bumper cars?
852
00:37:29,354 --> 00:37:31,922
Carey, what the fuck?
What is wrong with you?
853
00:37:32,022 --> 00:37:33,090
What are you doing?
854
00:37:33,191 --> 00:37:35,159
Nothing! What is wrong with you?
855
00:37:35,259 --> 00:37:36,828
Why are you being like this?
856
00:37:36,927 --> 00:37:38,647
Because you're married.
To my best friend.
857
00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:40,030
(Scoffing)
858
00:37:40,131 --> 00:37:41,332
It didn't stop you!
859
00:37:41,432 --> 00:37:42,687
That's a mistake.
860
00:37:43,534 --> 00:37:44,822
Was it?
861
00:37:47,882 --> 00:37:51,209
This whole overprotective
thing you're doing,
862
00:37:51,309 --> 00:37:53,311
is that for Paul
or is it for you?
863
00:37:53,411 --> 00:37:54,512
Paul.
864
00:37:54,612 --> 00:37:55,879
Right.
865
00:37:56,302 --> 00:37:59,311
Well, Paul doesn't
care. You heard him.
866
00:37:59,395 --> 00:38:01,486
Fine. I care.
867
00:38:01,586 --> 00:38:02,687
OK?
868
00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:04,278
I know you guys are all
869
00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:05,724
emotionally sophisticated
and whatever,
870
00:38:05,807 --> 00:38:07,341
but when you sleep with someone,
871
00:38:07,425 --> 00:38:09,960
your body makes a commitment
whether you do or not.
872
00:38:10,807 --> 00:38:11,941
What does that... Is that...
873
00:38:12,024 --> 00:38:13,192
Vanilla Sky, yes.
874
00:38:13,276 --> 00:38:15,312
But it doesn't make
it any less true.
875
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,560
It's just... The other night,
I keep thinking about it.
876
00:38:26,925 --> 00:38:29,059
Think about something else.
877
00:38:35,386 --> 00:38:38,222
(Man and woman
breathing heavily)
878
00:38:38,322 --> 00:38:40,591
(Man): That was, like,
really good, yeah?
879
00:38:40,691 --> 00:38:41,793
Yeah!
880
00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:43,795
You got great endurance.
881
00:38:43,895 --> 00:38:46,531
(Both laughing)
882
00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:52,437
Hey, what's your favorite band?
883
00:38:53,571 --> 00:38:57,073
Gun to my head, I'd
probably say Macklemore.
884
00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:00,411
Or me!
885
00:39:00,511 --> 00:39:01,712
You play?
886
00:39:01,813 --> 00:39:02,713
Yeah, yeah.
887
00:39:02,814 --> 00:39:04,649
OK. Want to play me some?
888
00:39:06,289 --> 00:39:07,579
Yeah!
889
00:39:14,122 --> 00:39:15,758
Do you want some tea?
890
00:39:17,128 --> 00:39:19,597
Uh, yeah, I'll take an
Arnold Palmer if you got one.
891
00:39:19,697 --> 00:39:22,479
Uh, I don't think I have that.
892
00:39:22,966 --> 00:39:25,436
But I have chamomile or rooibos.
893
00:39:25,978 --> 00:39:27,171
I'm good.
894
00:39:27,271 --> 00:39:28,272
OK.
895
00:39:29,273 --> 00:39:31,776
How long have you
been a bartender for?
896
00:39:32,102 --> 00:39:33,737
Like, 8 months.
897
00:39:35,146 --> 00:39:37,815
It's kind of like the first
thing I'm really good at.
898
00:39:37,915 --> 00:39:40,852
I feel like we've established
you're good at other stuff too.
899
00:39:40,952 --> 00:39:41,985
Like what?
900
00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:43,711
Sex! You're really good at sex.
901
00:39:43,795 --> 00:39:44,711
Thank you!
902
00:39:44,795 --> 00:39:46,758
You know, I think
you're pretty good, too.
903
00:39:46,858 --> 00:39:48,459
You might have
scratched me, though.
904
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,394
Hey! Coño!
905
00:39:50,494 --> 00:39:52,564
No, it's OK! I kind of liked it.
906
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,661
What are you doing here?
907
00:39:54,745 --> 00:39:56,046
I'm eating a sandwich.
908
00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:59,086
What the fuck happened
to your eyebrows?
909
00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,578
They burnt.
910
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,480
♪♪ Baby girl, come back to bed ♪
911
00:40:03,564 --> 00:40:05,640
♪ I think the blood is
rushing from my head ♪
912
00:40:05,724 --> 00:40:07,664
♪ Down between my legs again ♪
913
00:40:07,748 --> 00:40:10,321
♪ And I'm ready for some more ♪
914
00:40:10,405 --> 00:40:14,038
♪ And I kind of liked the
way you scratched my back ♪
915
00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:17,689
♪ And I'm going to
scratch you back ♪♪
916
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:21,285
Who are you?
917
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,462
Carey.
918
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:28,160
Jackson, this is
my husband, Carey.
919
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,629
Is this wavy?
920
00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:34,656
This is wavy.
921
00:40:36,055 --> 00:40:37,424
You want a sandwich?
922
00:40:37,704 --> 00:40:38,809
Yeah, sure.
923
00:40:38,893 --> 00:40:40,928
Cool. You like meat?
924
00:40:41,044 --> 00:40:42,078
Yeah, I like meats.
925
00:40:42,179 --> 00:40:43,347
What are you doing?
926
00:40:44,348 --> 00:40:46,017
Making another sandwich.
927
00:40:46,117 --> 00:40:47,552
Carey, we can't both live here.
928
00:40:47,652 --> 00:40:48,486
You know that, right?
929
00:40:48,586 --> 00:40:49,587
Why not?
930
00:40:49,687 --> 00:40:50,721
We talked about this.
931
00:40:50,821 --> 00:40:52,077
-No, we didn't.
-Right.
932
00:40:52,161 --> 00:40:53,329
I didn't finish my letter.
933
00:40:53,413 --> 00:40:54,960
I don't want to hear
your fucking letter!
934
00:40:55,043 --> 00:40:56,746
Whoa, Jesus!
935
00:40:59,813 --> 00:41:02,883
Sorry, I took the Jitney
here and I'm tired.
936
00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:05,436
So I'll probably just go to bed.
937
00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:06,620
Here?
938
00:41:06,704 --> 00:41:07,972
Yeah, the couch is fine.
939
00:41:08,071 --> 00:41:09,340
No, the couch is not fine.
940
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,480
This place has no walls.
941
00:41:10,575 --> 00:41:12,543
And I have to meet a
client in the morning.
942
00:41:13,678 --> 00:41:16,213
Well, on the meat front,
this sandwich goes hard.
943
00:41:16,314 --> 00:41:18,849
Hey, Jackson, you
want some iced tea?
944
00:41:18,950 --> 00:41:20,083
I made some iced tea.
945
00:41:20,184 --> 00:41:21,419
And there's lemons in there.
946
00:41:21,519 --> 00:41:23,854
So I think that's
an Arnold Palmer.
947
00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:24,922
Legend.
948
00:41:25,022 --> 00:41:26,457
Carey...
949
00:41:26,557 --> 00:41:31,295
I'm sure this is all, you
know, very painful for you.
950
00:41:31,395 --> 00:41:32,797
But we need to figure this out.
951
00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:33,782
Figure what out?
952
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,200
Divorce.
953
00:41:36,249 --> 00:41:38,719
If you could just let
me finish the letter...
954
00:41:38,803 --> 00:41:40,738
No. Hey. Listen, Ashley.
955
00:41:41,296 --> 00:41:43,307
I get it. You want to
sleep with other people.
956
00:41:43,407 --> 00:41:45,109
We don't need a
divorce for that.
957
00:41:45,193 --> 00:41:46,728
What do you mean?
958
00:41:46,844 --> 00:41:47,993
It's a lot of work.
959
00:41:48,077 --> 00:41:49,129
It doesn't have to be.
960
00:41:49,213 --> 00:41:51,115
I mean, we don't have
kids, we don't have money.
961
00:41:51,215 --> 00:41:53,384
Exactly, we don't have a
reason to get divorced.
962
00:41:53,484 --> 00:41:55,155
Unless you definitively
want me out of your life.
963
00:41:55,238 --> 00:41:57,473
No, I don't definitively
want you out of my life.
964
00:41:57,955 --> 00:41:58,955
OK.
965
00:42:00,725 --> 00:42:02,326
What if we kept it open?
966
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:05,630
Like, an open relationship?
967
00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:06,864
Yeah, sure.
968
00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:12,136
OK. Um, what does that
entail? What are the rules?
969
00:42:12,236 --> 00:42:13,904
What do you want
the rules to be?
970
00:42:14,005 --> 00:42:14,939
I don't want rules.
971
00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:16,641
Great. No rules.
972
00:42:17,608 --> 00:42:20,112
OK, what if... What
if I meet someone?
973
00:42:20,211 --> 00:42:21,145
(Burping)
974
00:42:21,245 --> 00:42:22,780
And it's serious?
975
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,448
Then, we get divorced.
976
00:42:25,616 --> 00:42:28,252
Yeah, I feel like this
is a defense mechanism.
977
00:42:28,352 --> 00:42:30,087
And you're actually
in a lot of pain.
978
00:42:30,187 --> 00:42:31,856
And that's OK.
-No!
979
00:42:31,956 --> 00:42:33,824
I'm not. I'm wavy.
980
00:42:33,924 --> 00:42:35,059
I slept with someone too.
981
00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:36,160
Oh, you did?
982
00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,229
Yeah, it's good.
So it's all good.
983
00:42:38,329 --> 00:42:41,098
We don't have to talk
about it. We're even.
984
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:42,366
OK.
985
00:42:42,466 --> 00:42:44,831
You guys are so inspiring.
986
00:42:44,915 --> 00:42:46,649
I hope I'm this mature
when I'm your age.
987
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:47,834
(Carey): Thanks, Jackson.
988
00:42:47,918 --> 00:42:49,686
We're not that old. Go to bed.
989
00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:53,244
I'm going to be seeing people,
and they're gonna be around.
990
00:42:53,344 --> 00:42:55,680
Cool! So will I!
991
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:57,381
I'm not jealous.
992
00:42:57,481 --> 00:42:58,816
OK.
993
00:42:59,406 --> 00:43:03,254
Well, if it's good with
you, it's good with me!
994
00:43:03,354 --> 00:43:05,523
That's more than good with me.
995
00:43:05,623 --> 00:43:08,954
Um, maybe we can get rid
of the air-hockey table
996
00:43:09,038 --> 00:43:11,762
and just put a blow-up
mattress in the Carey corner?
997
00:43:11,862 --> 00:43:13,097
Or not.
998
00:43:13,197 --> 00:43:17,001
Couch is good. Or
the ledge or...
999
00:43:17,101 --> 00:43:18,969
-OK.
-I'll find something.
1000
00:43:20,105 --> 00:43:21,972
Good night.
-Good night!
1001
00:43:23,908 --> 00:43:25,110
Sleep well.
1002
00:43:25,194 --> 00:43:26,662
Yeah, you too.
1003
00:43:43,027 --> 00:43:45,730
(Jackson laughing)
1004
00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:47,264
Shhh!
1005
00:43:47,364 --> 00:43:49,834
(Jackson and Ashley
whispering, indistinct)
1006
00:43:55,398 --> 00:43:56,132
(Cracking)
1007
00:43:56,216 --> 00:43:58,485
Oh, ho ho! Whoa!
1008
00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:00,166
How does that feel?
1009
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,412
Holy shit!
1010
00:44:01,512 --> 00:44:04,313
Yeah, you got some tightness
in your temporal muscle, man.
1011
00:44:04,397 --> 00:44:05,165
Open your jaw.
1012
00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:07,541
-Fede, please come!
-Yeah!
1013
00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:09,063
(Speaking Spanish)
1014
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,482
(♪ Upbeat music on stereo ♪)
1015
00:44:10,566 --> 00:44:11,798
Those 'fits are tight.
1016
00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:12,985
You guys are real committed.
1017
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,206
My commitment knows no bounds.
1018
00:44:14,289 --> 00:44:16,224
What are you doing here?
We talked about this.
1019
00:44:16,308 --> 00:44:17,843
Carey's helping with my resume.
1020
00:44:17,927 --> 00:44:19,896
-You guys used to date?
-Briefly.
1021
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:21,515
Let's... Let's
just go. Let's go.
1022
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:24,168
Jackson, you gotta decide
what you want to do.
1023
00:44:24,252 --> 00:44:26,787
Well, this chiropractor
thing seems pretty tight.
1024
00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:29,673
No, that's a doctor. You
gotta go to school for that.
1025
00:44:31,408 --> 00:44:33,145
What are you good at?
1026
00:44:33,245 --> 00:44:34,512
Dogs.
1027
00:44:35,379 --> 00:44:36,531
Football.
1028
00:44:36,615 --> 00:44:38,250
Paintball. Bench press.
1029
00:44:38,502 --> 00:44:39,403
OK.
1030
00:44:39,487 --> 00:44:41,090
I can fit a whole
lemon in my mouth.
1031
00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:42,575
No! Spit it out!
1032
00:44:42,659 --> 00:44:43,694
Spit it out!
1033
00:44:43,778 --> 00:44:45,246
(Record skipping)
1034
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,218
You go handle the music.
1035
00:44:47,404 --> 00:44:48,839
I'll handle the resume.
1036
00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,035
(♪ Smooth melody ♪)
1037
00:44:58,136 --> 00:44:59,316
Mmm!
1038
00:44:59,557 --> 00:45:00,893
(Door opening)
1039
00:45:00,977 --> 00:45:02,811
Oh my God! That was so relaxing.
1040
00:45:02,895 --> 00:45:04,095
What an experience!
1041
00:45:04,207 --> 00:45:05,208
How was it?
1042
00:45:05,292 --> 00:45:07,260
The sound bath?
Oh, it was so zen!
1043
00:45:08,278 --> 00:45:10,115
-Hari om.
-Hari om.
1044
00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:11,928
Oh!
1045
00:45:12,012 --> 00:45:13,679
How about you try
a regular bath?
1046
00:45:13,804 --> 00:45:14,839
Oh my God.
1047
00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:15,923
Hello, bonita!
1048
00:45:16,868 --> 00:45:18,101
That was a funny one.
1049
00:45:18,185 --> 00:45:20,820
But I'll have you know that
body odor stems from stress.
1050
00:45:20,904 --> 00:45:22,007
And I, I hold none.
1051
00:45:22,091 --> 00:45:23,049
Really?
1052
00:45:23,133 --> 00:45:24,769
Can... Can you teach me that?
1053
00:45:25,036 --> 00:45:26,269
Of course. Come.
1054
00:45:26,353 --> 00:45:28,722
Carey, this has to stop.
I know what you're doing.
1055
00:45:28,806 --> 00:45:29,840
What am I doing?
1056
00:45:29,924 --> 00:45:30,857
Why is Fede here?
1057
00:45:30,941 --> 00:45:31,723
'Cause he's my friend.
1058
00:45:31,807 --> 00:45:32,959
But why is he still here?
1059
00:45:33,043 --> 00:45:34,454
He's having a hard time.
1060
00:45:34,538 --> 00:45:35,973
Because I broke up with him?
1061
00:45:36,073 --> 00:45:39,277
Yeah. Probably has
something to do with it.
1062
00:45:39,376 --> 00:45:41,180
We only dated for two weeks!
1063
00:45:41,264 --> 00:45:43,500
-Yeah, well...
-Two weeks!
1064
00:45:44,429 --> 00:45:45,530
(Dinging, resonating)
1065
00:45:45,614 --> 00:45:46,960
Oh, sorry, guys!
1066
00:45:47,157 --> 00:45:48,759
Good vibrations.
1067
00:45:49,954 --> 00:45:51,688
I made you some rooibos.
1068
00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:54,658
Game time!
1069
00:45:54,742 --> 00:45:56,311
Jackson, you're
really good at this.
1070
00:45:56,395 --> 00:45:58,023
Stay focused. You're
only down by three.
1071
00:45:58,106 --> 00:45:59,474
You can still come back.
1072
00:46:00,030 --> 00:46:01,331
Yo, where you going?
1073
00:46:02,492 --> 00:46:03,793
To a concert.
1074
00:46:06,076 --> 00:46:08,412
Oh, shit! I forgot
my glow sticks.
1075
00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:09,731
And my lollipops.
1076
00:46:09,815 --> 00:46:11,982
(Music stops)
1077
00:46:12,342 --> 00:46:14,145
What concert are you going to?
1078
00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:16,132
Chris Stapleton.
1079
00:46:16,413 --> 00:46:18,183
I thought you
didn't like country.
1080
00:46:18,267 --> 00:46:21,072
♪ That was before my time ♪
1081
00:46:21,156 --> 00:46:22,357
Well, it's growing on me.
1082
00:46:22,441 --> 00:46:24,077
-What are y'all watching?
-Lorenzo's Oil.
1083
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,693
(Speaking Spanish)
(Door buzzing)
1084
00:46:25,777 --> 00:46:27,846
No, no! No habla español.
1085
00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:29,703
No habla español. Gringa!
1086
00:46:30,027 --> 00:46:31,354
What the fuck are
you doing here?
1087
00:46:31,438 --> 00:46:33,070
I'm here to talk to
your husband, Brutus.
1088
00:46:33,153 --> 00:46:34,789
Carey, Paul's here.
1089
00:46:34,873 --> 00:46:35,924
Hey, Paul! You OK?
1090
00:46:36,008 --> 00:46:37,634
No, I'm not OK.
She kicked me out.
1091
00:46:37,718 --> 00:46:38,503
Oh, sorry.
1092
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:39,680
I need a place to stay.
1093
00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:41,931
No! No, no.
1094
00:46:42,015 --> 00:46:43,093
I was talking to him.
1095
00:46:43,177 --> 00:46:45,559
It's my apartment, too. No.
1096
00:46:45,643 --> 00:46:47,460
Go home, talk to
your wife. Fix it.
1097
00:46:47,544 --> 00:46:48,698
I can't fix it. OK?
1098
00:46:48,782 --> 00:46:49,747
I don't care.
1099
00:46:49,847 --> 00:46:50,969
I've been staying at a hotel.
1100
00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:52,053
She won't take my calls.
1101
00:46:52,137 --> 00:46:53,099
And my credit
card's not working.
1102
00:46:53,183 --> 00:46:54,672
-I can loan you some money.
-No, no.
1103
00:46:54,756 --> 00:46:57,575
No more loans, OK? I need
you to help me fix this.
1104
00:46:57,709 --> 00:46:59,577
Ever since you guys had sex...
-Wait, wait.
1105
00:46:59,661 --> 00:47:01,898
-...it's been worse and...
-What?
1106
00:47:02,173 --> 00:47:04,040
That's who you slept with?
1107
00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,859
Right behind our backs.
1108
00:47:05,943 --> 00:47:06,710
When?
1109
00:47:06,794 --> 00:47:08,696
After you asked for our divorce.
1110
00:47:08,899 --> 00:47:10,582
-I didn't expect that.
-Me neither.
1111
00:47:10,666 --> 00:47:12,689
I said I was sorry. What
more do you want from me?
1112
00:47:12,772 --> 00:47:14,573
I don't know! I don't
know what to do.
1113
00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:17,651
I just feel like everything
is very, very imbalanced,
1114
00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:20,004
and we need to find a way
to restore the balance.
1115
00:47:20,088 --> 00:47:22,447
And you had sex with my wife,
so maybe, I don't know...
1116
00:47:24,615 --> 00:47:26,640
-No fucking way!
-What is wrong with you?
1117
00:47:26,724 --> 00:47:28,943
You have sex with my wife,
but I can't with yours?
1118
00:47:29,027 --> 00:47:30,534
On what fucking planet, Paul?
1119
00:47:30,618 --> 00:47:32,628
I don't want to have sex
with you either. Ashley ok?
1120
00:47:32,711 --> 00:47:35,380
I just want my wife back. Why
is everything so complicated?
1121
00:47:35,464 --> 00:47:36,459
I'm not that bad-looking.
1122
00:47:36,543 --> 00:47:38,058
It has nothing to do with looks!
1123
00:47:38,142 --> 00:47:39,945
This kind of shit
happens all the time.
1124
00:47:40,029 --> 00:47:41,011
Come on, Sutton, let's go.
1125
00:47:41,095 --> 00:47:42,397
-Who are they?
-Her lovers.
1126
00:47:42,481 --> 00:47:43,969
Ex-lovers. Go home.
1127
00:47:44,053 --> 00:47:45,356
Hey, movie night every Thursday.
1128
00:47:45,439 --> 00:47:46,975
Next week's Doctor Zhivago.
1129
00:47:47,059 --> 00:47:48,560
OK, fill me in. What did I miss?
1130
00:47:48,686 --> 00:47:51,188
They're trying to make an oil
to save their son, Lorenzo.
1131
00:47:51,272 --> 00:47:52,179
I need to get my bags.
1132
00:47:52,263 --> 00:47:54,078
He's got some disease.
I think like an ALS.
1133
00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:55,776
-ALD.
-Yeah, ALDS.
1134
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,327
No, that's a baseball thing.
1135
00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:59,209
You got to win that to
get to the World Series.
1136
00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:01,593
No way this kid's going
to the World Series.
1137
00:48:02,286 --> 00:48:04,589
(♪ Metal blaring
on headphones ♪)
1138
00:48:06,231 --> 00:48:08,234
Russ, what day is
your assignment due
1139
00:48:08,318 --> 00:48:10,129
for your biodiversity class?
1140
00:48:13,097 --> 00:48:14,644
Russ!
1141
00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:16,736
Come on, honey,
you know the rules.
1142
00:48:16,820 --> 00:48:18,421
No headphones in the car.
1143
00:48:18,735 --> 00:48:21,368
If you want to listen,
just plug it in.
1144
00:48:23,114 --> 00:48:26,717
I was asking you what day
your assignment is due.
1145
00:48:27,464 --> 00:48:29,834
(♪ Metal blaring on stereo ♪)
1146
00:48:33,485 --> 00:48:35,292
What is this?
1147
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,181
Aborted Fetus.
1148
00:48:40,878 --> 00:48:42,080
I like it.
1149
00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:44,862
It's nice.
1150
00:48:45,074 --> 00:48:47,048
Just gonna turn
it down a little.
1151
00:48:48,372 --> 00:48:49,641
A little bit.
1152
00:48:52,970 --> 00:48:54,671
(Sighing)
1153
00:48:54,859 --> 00:48:56,493
Listen, honey...
1154
00:48:57,942 --> 00:49:00,543
If you're upset,
it's OK to be upset.
1155
00:49:01,907 --> 00:49:03,541
I'm upset, too.
1156
00:49:04,095 --> 00:49:07,698
Sometimes, in life, you have to
deal with difficult emotions.
1157
00:49:07,782 --> 00:49:08,984
And you have to...
1158
00:49:09,068 --> 00:49:10,769
(People talking, indistinct)
1159
00:49:16,228 --> 00:49:18,429
-What up, Russ?
-Hey, coach Carey.
1160
00:49:18,513 --> 00:49:20,682
Guess what? Volleyball today!
1161
00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:21,867
Whatever.
1162
00:49:21,951 --> 00:49:23,451
Sweet headphones.
1163
00:49:25,142 --> 00:49:27,679
Hey! How you been?
-Hi!
1164
00:49:27,763 --> 00:49:29,015
(Horns honking)
1165
00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:30,568
Been better.
-Same.
1166
00:49:30,761 --> 00:49:31,996
Hold on!
1167
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,248
(Woman): Carey, hey!
1168
00:49:33,332 --> 00:49:34,466
You got to talk to Paul.
1169
00:49:34,550 --> 00:49:35,484
I have Pilates!
1170
00:49:35,568 --> 00:49:36,669
Do I?
1171
00:49:36,753 --> 00:49:38,021
Yeah. He's been staying with me.
1172
00:49:38,104 --> 00:49:39,873
We don't have a lot
of room at our place.
1173
00:49:39,957 --> 00:49:41,359
I had to move the hockey table.
1174
00:49:41,443 --> 00:49:44,659
Can you believe this shit? The
gym teacher's on drop-offs!
1175
00:49:44,743 --> 00:49:46,078
Hey! Stop honking!
1176
00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:47,765
Did he tell you what happened?
1177
00:49:47,849 --> 00:49:49,183
Yeah. That you kicked him out.
1178
00:49:49,267 --> 00:49:50,101
(Horns honking)
1179
00:49:50,185 --> 00:49:51,253
Fuck you!
1180
00:49:51,337 --> 00:49:52,940
-Stop honking, Mary!
-Oh, God!
1181
00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:54,693
I have the sign. I'll
tell you when to go.
1182
00:49:54,776 --> 00:49:56,043
Go back to the gym!
1183
00:49:56,127 --> 00:49:57,510
They make me do this on Tuesday.
1184
00:49:57,594 --> 00:49:58,824
I don't want to be here either.
1185
00:49:58,907 --> 00:50:00,347
-Get in.
-I got to...
1186
00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:01,900
Yeah, you're right. Fuck it.
1187
00:50:01,984 --> 00:50:04,652
All right, you're on your
own. Watch out for kids.
1188
00:50:04,736 --> 00:50:05,837
There you go!
1189
00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:08,090
(Horns honking)
1190
00:50:08,558 --> 00:50:10,328
Do you want to know
what really happened?
1191
00:50:10,412 --> 00:50:11,225
Yeah.
1192
00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:14,245
Well, he was totally
over-leveraged in real estate.
1193
00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:16,298
And it all completely blew up.
1194
00:50:16,382 --> 00:50:18,919
And he shut the
company down last week.
1195
00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:20,851
Holy shit!
1196
00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,611
What? He didn't mention
any of that to you?
1197
00:50:22,694 --> 00:50:23,862
No!
1198
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,116
(Sighing)
1199
00:50:27,018 --> 00:50:28,186
How bad is it?
1200
00:50:28,270 --> 00:50:30,075
It's a fucking mess.
1201
00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,610
I don't know all the
details, but I...
1202
00:50:34,053 --> 00:50:36,055
We could lose everything.
1203
00:50:36,139 --> 00:50:38,002
They froze our accounts!
1204
00:50:38,944 --> 00:50:40,378
Whoa.
1205
00:50:41,295 --> 00:50:42,797
How's Russ doing?
1206
00:50:42,881 --> 00:50:45,028
I don't know. Not great.
1207
00:50:45,112 --> 00:50:47,152
I don't know how to explain
to him what's going on
1208
00:50:47,236 --> 00:50:50,204
because I... I don't
understand myself.
1209
00:50:50,927 --> 00:50:52,637
You should talk to Paul.
1210
00:50:53,257 --> 00:50:54,663
Did he ask you to talk to me?
1211
00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,214
Is that why you're
talking to me?
1212
00:50:56,298 --> 00:50:57,533
No!
1213
00:51:00,498 --> 00:51:01,860
OK. Yeah.
1214
00:51:02,801 --> 00:51:03,903
He did ask me to talk to you.
1215
00:51:03,986 --> 00:51:05,588
But that's not why
I'm talking to you.
1216
00:51:05,672 --> 00:51:06,809
I just like talking to you.
1217
00:51:06,893 --> 00:51:09,349
You tell Paul that
I'm not talking to him
1218
00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:11,334
because I don't believe a word
1219
00:51:11,418 --> 00:51:13,587
that comes out of
his fucking mouth.
1220
00:51:15,571 --> 00:51:16,940
OK, I'll let him know.
1221
00:51:17,849 --> 00:51:20,786
(Woman): Brandon
Lugiana, do not do that!
1222
00:51:20,886 --> 00:51:22,654
(Sighing)
1223
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,462
I think about you all the time.
1224
00:51:30,829 --> 00:51:32,700
I know you guys are in
an open relationship,
1225
00:51:32,784 --> 00:51:35,390
and it's not a big deal
to you, but it was to me.
1226
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,465
(Sighing)
1227
00:51:43,842 --> 00:51:45,677
It was for me, too.
1228
00:51:46,745 --> 00:51:48,097
Really?
1229
00:51:51,315 --> 00:51:53,184
I never did it.
1230
00:51:54,553 --> 00:51:55,787
Did what?
1231
00:51:58,222 --> 00:52:01,158
I never slept with anyone else.
1232
00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:04,161
But you did with me.
1233
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,411
Yes, I did.
1234
00:52:07,114 --> 00:52:08,048
You were there.
1235
00:52:08,132 --> 00:52:09,400
Yeah, I was.
1236
00:52:09,484 --> 00:52:10,519
Mm-hmm.
1237
00:52:11,452 --> 00:52:13,488
OK, cool. I got to go.
1238
00:52:13,572 --> 00:52:14,840
OK, bye.
1239
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:16,675
OK.
1240
00:52:40,065 --> 00:52:41,432
♪♪ Yeah ♪
1241
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:44,201
(♪ Pasta E Fagioli
by Celso Valli ♪)
1242
00:52:47,171 --> 00:52:49,440
♪ ♪
1243
00:52:57,582 --> 00:53:00,852
♪ I feel so silly without
my pasta e fagioli ♪
1244
00:53:04,823 --> 00:53:07,793
♪ Can't have nobody without
my pasta e fagioli ♪
1245
00:53:19,403 --> 00:53:22,507
♪ I need somebody to
lick my pasta e fagioli ♪
1246
00:53:34,385 --> 00:53:36,287
♪ Pasta e fagioli! ♪♪
1247
00:53:36,786 --> 00:53:38,857
Oh, wow! It is so good!
1248
00:53:38,941 --> 00:53:40,408
This pasta e fagioli slaps.
1249
00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:42,561
Mmm! It's perfecto!
1250
00:53:42,645 --> 00:53:44,212
Grazie.
1251
00:53:46,078 --> 00:53:47,512
Excuse me a minute?
1252
00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:51,033
-Is he OK?
-He's fine.
1253
00:53:51,117 --> 00:53:52,219
He's got the sad sads,
1254
00:53:52,303 --> 00:53:53,960
'cause someone never
officially benched him.
1255
00:53:54,043 --> 00:53:55,436
I never officially dated him.
1256
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,489
You know what's
official? Marriage.
1257
00:53:57,688 --> 00:53:58,789
Marriage is official.
1258
00:53:58,873 --> 00:54:00,708
Hey, Paul, how long
are you staying?
1259
00:54:01,231 --> 00:54:02,266
As long as it takes.
1260
00:54:02,350 --> 00:54:03,718
As long as what takes?
1261
00:54:03,915 --> 00:54:05,950
Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late.
1262
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,735
We went into overtime.
1263
00:54:07,819 --> 00:54:08,528
Game was great.
1264
00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:10,548
I mean, we lost, but
the girls were great.
1265
00:54:10,632 --> 00:54:12,200
Carey, I saved you a bowl.
1266
00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,715
I would have made more,
1267
00:54:13,799 --> 00:54:15,100
but I didn't know I was
cooking for so many.
1268
00:54:15,183 --> 00:54:16,285
You weren't supposed to.
1269
00:54:16,369 --> 00:54:18,271
It's OK, Antoneta. I have plans.
1270
00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:19,874
I gotta take a shower.
1271
00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,626
Wow! Busy guy.
1272
00:54:21,773 --> 00:54:22,807
I get it, man.
1273
00:54:22,891 --> 00:54:24,292
I don't think you do.
1274
00:54:24,536 --> 00:54:27,264
I can fix anything, anything.
1275
00:54:27,739 --> 00:54:32,469
Bad posture, migraines,
scoliosis, ruptured discs...
1276
00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:34,336
I can't fix this.
1277
00:54:36,563 --> 00:54:38,642
It just feels like the
universe is out of alignment,
1278
00:54:38,726 --> 00:54:39,927
and I can't adjust it.
1279
00:54:41,953 --> 00:54:43,588
I really get it.
1280
00:54:45,389 --> 00:54:46,658
Do you?
1281
00:54:46,758 --> 00:54:47,926
Yeah.
1282
00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:51,909
(Sighing)
1283
00:54:52,838 --> 00:54:54,440
Thanks, man.
1284
00:54:54,524 --> 00:54:57,292
Oh! Um...
1285
00:54:58,249 --> 00:55:01,052
You should go talk
to her about it, OK?
1286
00:55:01,136 --> 00:55:02,140
Hey, you ever hire people
1287
00:55:02,223 --> 00:55:03,976
with, like, no
experience whatsoever?
1288
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,978
Yeah! You can pay them less.
1289
00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:08,559
Wait, how much do you pay them?
1290
00:55:08,643 --> 00:55:09,977
$2.75 an hour.
1291
00:55:10,061 --> 00:55:11,199
That's not even minimum wage.
1292
00:55:11,282 --> 00:55:12,559
Yeah. That's what tips are for.
1293
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,845
Food prices, you can't control.
1294
00:55:13,928 --> 00:55:15,583
But you can always
pay the staff less.
1295
00:55:15,667 --> 00:55:18,426
When they burn out, there's
always people looking for work!
1296
00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:19,718
I'm looking for work.
1297
00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:23,745
Yeah, it's really
competitive right now.
1298
00:55:25,414 --> 00:55:26,451
Cute butt!
1299
00:55:26,535 --> 00:55:28,134
Jesus Christ, Ashley!
1300
00:55:28,218 --> 00:55:29,888
Can I have some privacy?
1301
00:55:30,228 --> 00:55:31,963
I've seen you naked before.
1302
00:55:32,891 --> 00:55:35,127
Yeah, but not since
everything happened.
1303
00:55:35,211 --> 00:55:36,714
OK, well, here we are.
1304
00:55:37,742 --> 00:55:38,628
What are you doing?
1305
00:55:38,712 --> 00:55:40,246
I'm just brushing my teeth.
1306
00:55:44,316 --> 00:55:45,817
Mmm...
1307
00:55:46,865 --> 00:55:47,795
You know what?
1308
00:55:47,879 --> 00:55:49,741
I can't have all these
people in our apartment.
1309
00:55:49,825 --> 00:55:51,526
-They're your lovers!
-Ex-lovers.
1310
00:55:51,610 --> 00:55:53,062
You broke up with Antoneta?
1311
00:55:53,146 --> 00:55:54,763
No, but when I do,
I'd appreciate it
1312
00:55:54,847 --> 00:55:56,128
if you wouldn't invite her.
1313
00:55:56,212 --> 00:55:58,828
OK, well, Tuesday's FIFA night,
1314
00:55:58,912 --> 00:56:00,532
and she's already in a bracket,
1315
00:56:00,632 --> 00:56:02,944
so it's going to
be a little tricky.
1316
00:56:03,028 --> 00:56:03,666
Carey.
1317
00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,458
You're the one who told me
I needed to make friends.
1318
00:56:07,172 --> 00:56:08,840
Do you like it?
1319
00:56:10,141 --> 00:56:12,010
Yeah, you look great.
1320
00:56:12,094 --> 00:56:13,394
Is it too much?
1321
00:56:13,478 --> 00:56:14,969
No, it's never too much.
1322
00:56:15,053 --> 00:56:16,655
You should try one
with a low back,
1323
00:56:16,739 --> 00:56:17,865
'cause you have a great back.
1324
00:56:17,948 --> 00:56:19,216
This one has a low back.
1325
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,536
Oh.
1326
00:56:22,773 --> 00:56:24,408
Yeah, it's perfect.
1327
00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:32,250
We're supposed to go
see a mentalist tonight.
1328
00:56:32,334 --> 00:56:34,637
But, I mean, I can
totally cancel.
1329
00:56:34,721 --> 00:56:36,380
We could stay in, watch a movie,
1330
00:56:36,464 --> 00:56:37,565
just us two.
1331
00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:38,910
I have plans.
1332
00:56:39,136 --> 00:56:40,706
-Oh.
-What plans?
1333
00:56:42,026 --> 00:56:43,732
-Paul.
-Goddamn it!
1334
00:56:43,816 --> 00:56:45,485
Paul, go home!
1335
00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:46,736
Hey, everyone!
1336
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,534
Everyone needs to leave!
1337
00:56:48,618 --> 00:56:49,505
I will happily leave
1338
00:56:49,589 --> 00:56:52,323
as soon as my wife starts
talking to me again.
1339
00:56:52,407 --> 00:56:54,415
Speaking of which, have
you, uh, talked to her?
1340
00:56:54,499 --> 00:56:56,957
-Not yet.
-Oh, wow! That's a shame.
1341
00:56:57,041 --> 00:56:59,120
I thought for sure you
might have run into her
1342
00:56:59,204 --> 00:57:00,629
dropping Russ off at school.
1343
00:57:00,919 --> 00:57:01,985
I didn't.
1344
00:57:02,513 --> 00:57:04,130
Are you sure you
didn't do something
1345
00:57:04,214 --> 00:57:05,849
to make her so upset?
1346
00:57:06,151 --> 00:57:07,952
No, nothing I can think of.
1347
00:57:08,036 --> 00:57:09,270
Nothing at all?
1348
00:57:09,354 --> 00:57:10,486
No, nothing.
1349
00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:12,579
Why, do you know something?
-No.
1350
00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:15,132
-What the fuck is going on?
-(Both): Nothing.
1351
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,802
Who do you have plans with?
1352
00:57:17,886 --> 00:57:19,088
A woman.
1353
00:57:19,172 --> 00:57:20,684
I didn't know you
were dating someone.
1354
00:57:20,767 --> 00:57:22,569
-Yeah, me neither.
-It's very new.
1355
00:57:23,755 --> 00:57:24,823
I'd love to meet her.
1356
00:57:24,907 --> 00:57:26,709
-Yeah, me too.
-So would I.
1357
00:57:26,905 --> 00:57:27,971
(Speaking Spanish)
1358
00:57:28,055 --> 00:57:29,357
Fede, I told you to leave!
1359
00:57:29,441 --> 00:57:30,654
(Speaking Spanish)
1360
00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:31,840
-They got to go.
-OK.
1361
00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:33,171
-They got to go.
-Guys, you got to go.
1362
00:57:33,254 --> 00:57:34,859
-Everybody, out!
-Come on, Fede!
1363
00:57:34,943 --> 00:57:36,710
Get out of the
fucking house, dude.
1364
00:57:36,794 --> 00:57:38,763
-I think you should go.
-(Ashley): Go home!
1365
00:57:38,847 --> 00:57:40,549
No, no, no, she doesn't mean me.
1366
00:57:40,633 --> 00:57:42,803
(Birds chirping)
1367
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,803
(Phone ringing)
1368
00:58:07,137 --> 00:58:08,366
Hello?
1369
00:58:08,450 --> 00:58:09,684
Yes!
1370
00:58:09,934 --> 00:58:11,870
OK, what happened?
1371
00:58:11,954 --> 00:58:13,722
(Truck beeping)
1372
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,081
OK, I'm coming now.
1373
00:58:17,165 --> 00:58:18,767
Yes, I'm on my way now.
1374
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:22,888
Hey!
1375
00:58:23,227 --> 00:58:24,464
No, no, no! What are you doing?
1376
00:58:24,547 --> 00:58:25,848
Are you taking my car?
1377
00:58:25,932 --> 00:58:26,933
Oh, it's my car now.
1378
00:58:27,017 --> 00:58:29,196
You can't! Sir!
1379
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,915
You cannot take my car!
1380
00:58:30,999 --> 00:58:32,500
I need my car right now!
1381
00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:34,386
I need my car!
1382
00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:37,406
And that sums up why
my second wife left me.
1383
00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:40,126
Connie. She was a good woman.
1384
00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:42,680
My third wife... Ay, ay, ay.
1385
00:58:45,984 --> 00:58:49,320
Sorry about the whole
car thing! Good luck.
1386
00:58:52,911 --> 00:58:54,355
Hey.
1387
00:58:54,439 --> 00:58:56,174
Don't admit anything, OK?
1388
00:58:56,882 --> 00:58:58,384
Deny, deny, deny.
1389
00:58:58,737 --> 00:58:59,905
Deny.
1390
00:59:01,052 --> 00:59:02,423
Deny.
1391
00:59:06,857 --> 00:59:08,492
I'm sorry, Mom.
1392
00:59:13,505 --> 00:59:15,340
Hey, have you checked
your messages?
1393
00:59:15,607 --> 00:59:18,169
Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano.
1394
00:59:18,253 --> 00:59:20,489
Would you join me, please?
1395
00:59:25,858 --> 00:59:28,344
Don't say anything.
We will handle this.
1396
00:59:28,428 --> 00:59:29,629
OK.
1397
00:59:31,341 --> 00:59:34,111
(Door closing)
1398
00:59:34,432 --> 00:59:36,134
(Sighing)
1399
00:59:39,257 --> 00:59:41,092
What's going on with you?
1400
00:59:41,176 --> 00:59:43,045
He did it to me first.
1401
00:59:43,129 --> 00:59:44,563
Did what?
1402
00:59:46,424 --> 00:59:49,928
Brandon Lugiana pantsed me in
front of Lauren Whittenberg.
1403
00:59:50,012 --> 00:59:51,295
Then they got caught
around my ankles,
1404
00:59:51,378 --> 00:59:52,971
so everyone saw everything.
1405
00:59:54,165 --> 00:59:56,355
Brandon Lugiana is
a little asshole.
1406
00:59:58,016 --> 00:59:59,584
That's why I got him back.
1407
00:59:59,668 --> 01:00:02,604
Hammurabi's Code.
Eye for an eye.
1408
01:00:03,621 --> 01:00:04,856
What?
1409
01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:07,242
It's the oldest legal
system in the world.
1410
01:00:07,326 --> 01:00:08,694
Mesopotamia.
1411
01:00:09,701 --> 01:00:12,337
I didn't mean to
break his arm, though.
1412
01:00:12,637 --> 01:00:14,605
Why do you keep
getting in trouble?
1413
01:00:14,689 --> 01:00:16,190
You're a smart kid.
1414
01:00:16,995 --> 01:00:18,397
It doesn't matter.
1415
01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:20,117
The school system's broken.
1416
01:00:20,258 --> 01:00:21,822
Rockefeller modeled
it after factories
1417
01:00:21,906 --> 01:00:23,786
to create more obedient workers.
1418
01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,105
(Chuckling)
1419
01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:26,624
Where did you hear that?
1420
01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:27,742
A TED Talk.
1421
01:00:28,961 --> 01:00:30,728
Don't you want to go to college?
1422
01:00:30,812 --> 01:00:33,148
Nah. It's too expensive.
1423
01:00:33,232 --> 01:00:35,368
And my parents are always
fighting about money.
1424
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:37,907
I think they're
getting a divorce.
1425
01:00:37,991 --> 01:00:39,325
Did they say that?
1426
01:00:39,409 --> 01:00:42,613
No, but I heard my mom
talking to a lawyer.
1427
01:00:42,887 --> 01:00:45,324
And I think she has
a new boyfriend.
1428
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:47,819
Why do you think she
has a new boyfriend?
1429
01:00:47,903 --> 01:00:50,405
I saw a pair of New Balance
sneakers in her room.
1430
01:00:50,489 --> 01:00:52,725
My dad would never
wear New Balance.
1431
01:00:52,809 --> 01:00:54,411
He's too cool.
1432
01:00:58,329 --> 01:01:00,110
Don't worry, we're gonna
get you out of this.
1433
01:01:00,193 --> 01:01:01,355
OK?
1434
01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:04,596
Just... tell the truth.
1435
01:01:05,322 --> 01:01:06,624
It always comes out eventually.
1436
01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:09,484
Mr. Grant, Russell, please.
1437
01:01:10,202 --> 01:01:12,437
(Whispering): Let's
go. Tell the truth.
1438
01:01:29,107 --> 01:01:30,875
(Sighing)
1439
01:01:32,858 --> 01:01:37,315
Mr. Grant, as I was explaining
to Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano,
1440
01:01:37,415 --> 01:01:40,381
Brandon Lugiana
claims that Russell
1441
01:01:40,465 --> 01:01:42,193
assaulted him in your PE class.
1442
01:01:42,277 --> 01:01:43,942
I mean, that's a stretch.
1443
01:01:44,026 --> 01:01:45,951
I'm not an attorney, but
that sounds like hearsay.
1444
01:01:46,034 --> 01:01:48,035
I just pantsed him.
He fell on his own.
1445
01:01:48,119 --> 01:01:49,415
Russ, what did I say?
1446
01:01:49,499 --> 01:01:50,523
A number of eyewitnesses
1447
01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:51,495
have also come forward.
1448
01:01:51,579 --> 01:01:54,049
And it's clear it
was a deliberate act.
1449
01:01:54,305 --> 01:01:56,775
An act of retribution.
-Retribution?
1450
01:01:56,859 --> 01:01:59,230
You're turning the place into a
snitch breeding ground, Harry.
1451
01:01:59,313 --> 01:02:00,056
Dr. Ott!
1452
01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:01,805
Doctor? What are
you a doctor of?
1453
01:02:01,889 --> 01:02:02,995
Maybe this is retribution
1454
01:02:03,079 --> 01:02:05,435
for when I started a
bonfire in the cafeteria.
1455
01:02:05,519 --> 01:02:06,661
I fucking knew it was you.
1456
01:02:06,745 --> 01:02:08,713
Allegedly. When I allegedly
started a bonfire.
1457
01:02:08,797 --> 01:02:11,265
Paul, can we please
talk about Russ?
1458
01:02:11,349 --> 01:02:15,075
It feels as though you're making
assumptions about his intent.
1459
01:02:15,657 --> 01:02:17,907
Well, what was it, Russell?
1460
01:02:18,229 --> 01:02:20,098
What was your intent?
1461
01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,857
I just wanted to
pull his pants down
1462
01:02:22,941 --> 01:02:25,067
so everyone could see that
he had a little penis too.
1463
01:02:25,151 --> 01:02:27,253
-Russ.
-He did it to me first!
1464
01:02:27,337 --> 01:02:30,975
Yeah, but you didn't mean to
break the kid's arm, right?
1465
01:02:31,422 --> 01:02:32,924
Tell him that.
1466
01:02:33,008 --> 01:02:35,126
Regardless, the
outcome is the outcome.
1467
01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,505
Doesn't matter what
his intent was.
1468
01:02:36,588 --> 01:02:38,457
-Yes, it does.
-Dr. Ott, you're right.
1469
01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:41,158
Russ will be responsible
for what he did.
1470
01:02:41,311 --> 01:02:42,546
No, he's not right.
1471
01:02:42,630 --> 01:02:44,770
Sometimes, you intend
to do a good thing,
1472
01:02:44,854 --> 01:02:46,646
and bad things happen that
are outside your control.
1473
01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:48,843
Yeah, then you need to be
held accountable for them.
1474
01:02:48,926 --> 01:02:50,231
-I agree!
-Yeah, me too.
1475
01:02:50,315 --> 01:02:52,584
-I agree with Mrs. Piampiano.
-I'm with Jules...
1476
01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:53,568
I mean Mrs. Piampiano.
1477
01:02:53,652 --> 01:02:56,163
We have a zero-tolerance
policy for violence
1478
01:02:56,247 --> 01:02:57,964
here at The Dirby School.
1479
01:02:58,048 --> 01:03:00,894
So, Russell will be expelled.
1480
01:03:00,978 --> 01:03:02,949
-What the fuck, Harry?
-This fucking school!
1481
01:03:03,033 --> 01:03:04,553
This was blown
out of proportion.
1482
01:03:04,637 --> 01:03:05,687
I don't think it is.
1483
01:03:05,771 --> 01:03:08,134
We have a zero-tolerance
policy against violence.
1484
01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:10,591
-I told him to do it.
-Excuse me?
1485
01:03:10,981 --> 01:03:12,759
Yeah, Brandon
Lugiana pantsed Russ
1486
01:03:12,843 --> 01:03:13,862
in front of Lauren Whittenberg.
1487
01:03:13,945 --> 01:03:16,046
So I told Russ to
pants him back.
1488
01:03:17,154 --> 01:03:20,458
It's Hammurabi's
code. Mesopotamia.
1489
01:03:20,945 --> 01:03:22,214
Well...
1490
01:03:23,562 --> 01:03:24,730
OK.
1491
01:03:26,124 --> 01:03:27,484
You're fired.
1492
01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:28,975
Shit.
1493
01:03:30,096 --> 01:03:31,363
I'm sorry.
1494
01:03:31,447 --> 01:03:33,487
Why would you tell
him to do that?
1495
01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:35,695
He didn't.
1496
01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:38,515
We pay $35,000 for him to go
to this indoctrination center,
1497
01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:40,255
and they kick him out for
standing up to a bully.
1498
01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:41,731
Paul, shut the fuck up!
1499
01:03:41,815 --> 01:03:43,321
I'm just saying, we
should be proud of him.
1500
01:03:43,404 --> 01:03:44,837
Hey, I'm proud of you.
1501
01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:48,325
Carey, can you please
take Russ to the car?
1502
01:03:48,409 --> 01:03:49,710
Are you guys gonna talk?
1503
01:03:49,794 --> 01:03:51,868
Yeah, baby, I'm gonna
talk to your dad.
1504
01:03:51,952 --> 01:03:53,687
Come on, Russ, let's go.
1505
01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:54,875
It worked.
1506
01:03:54,959 --> 01:03:56,228
They're talking.
1507
01:03:58,549 --> 01:03:59,479
I can fix it.
1508
01:03:59,563 --> 01:04:00,696
You can't fix it.
1509
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:02,450
I needed to keep
you insulated to...
1510
01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:05,098
You put loans in our son's name.
1511
01:04:05,182 --> 01:04:07,151
Do you know how fucking
disgusting that is?
1512
01:04:07,235 --> 01:04:08,403
Out of context, yes.
1513
01:04:08,487 --> 01:04:11,307
What context? What fucking
context makes that OK?
1514
01:04:11,391 --> 01:04:12,892
There was no way I could predict
1515
01:04:12,976 --> 01:04:14,516
rates would jump
the way they did.
1516
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,058
But I am working it out
with the banks one by one,
1517
01:04:17,142 --> 01:04:18,549
as I file for bankruptcy.
1518
01:04:18,633 --> 01:04:19,434
Bankruptcy?
1519
01:04:19,518 --> 01:04:20,691
Yes, people go
bankrupt all the time.
1520
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,230
Walt Disney,
Lincoln, Meatloaf...
1521
01:04:22,314 --> 01:04:23,281
Stop talking.
1522
01:04:23,365 --> 01:04:24,734
It's a financial tool for reset.
1523
01:04:24,818 --> 01:04:26,021
It wipes the slate clean.
1524
01:04:26,105 --> 01:04:27,821
Actually, it can be a
positive thing if...
1525
01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:29,274
They're taking the beach house.
1526
01:04:29,358 --> 01:04:30,573
Yeah, the beach house is gone.
1527
01:04:30,656 --> 01:04:31,639
But our house is in your name.
1528
01:04:31,723 --> 01:04:32,947
They repossessed my car.
1529
01:04:33,031 --> 01:04:34,355
Yeah well, the car was
in the company name.
1530
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:35,743
Have you heard my messages?
1531
01:04:35,827 --> 01:04:36,930
I said to park in the garage.
1532
01:04:37,013 --> 01:04:38,258
-Stop talking!
-Listen Jules.
1533
01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,112
We have to unwind things
strategically, right now.
1534
01:04:40,195 --> 01:04:41,362
Or we could lose everything.
1535
01:04:41,446 --> 01:04:43,749
-Are you being indicted?
-No.
1536
01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,049
Fucking liar! I spoke
to the attorney.
1537
01:04:46,133 --> 01:04:48,394
OK, well, technically,
nothing I did was illegal.
1538
01:04:48,478 --> 01:04:49,714
But now they look like assholes,
1539
01:04:49,797 --> 01:04:50,814
so they're coming
for me on taxes.
1540
01:04:50,897 --> 01:04:52,165
When were you going
to tell me this?
1541
01:04:52,248 --> 01:04:54,017
When you answered
my phone calls.
1542
01:04:54,678 --> 01:04:56,280
When were you going to tell me?
1543
01:04:56,364 --> 01:04:57,831
Tell you what?
1544
01:04:58,697 --> 01:05:00,261
Are you sleeping
with my best friend?
1545
01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:04,836
Yes, I am.
1546
01:05:05,470 --> 01:05:07,205
Are you doing it to hurt me?
1547
01:05:07,839 --> 01:05:09,225
No.
1548
01:05:09,821 --> 01:05:11,790
Why? Does it hurt?
1549
01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:17,638
Good.
1550
01:05:18,256 --> 01:05:19,223
Why, then?
1551
01:05:19,307 --> 01:05:22,555
I don't know, Paul,
because he's kind.
1552
01:05:24,390 --> 01:05:26,058
And trustworthy.
1553
01:05:26,906 --> 01:05:28,873
And he has a bigger
dick than you.
1554
01:05:30,388 --> 01:05:31,792
No, he's not trustworthy!
1555
01:05:31,876 --> 01:05:34,511
He betrayed me, right after
you both promised not to.
1556
01:05:34,595 --> 01:05:37,832
You want to start tallying
broken promises right now?
1557
01:05:38,117 --> 01:05:40,040
-No, not particularly.
-Yeah.
1558
01:05:40,124 --> 01:05:42,536
You jeopardized our
son's financial future.
1559
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:45,124
That is un-fucking-forgivable.
1560
01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:47,228
-Five years.
-Excuse me?
1561
01:05:47,312 --> 01:05:48,977
His credit score resets
after five years.
1562
01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:50,484
-He won't even be 18.
-Fuck off!
1563
01:05:50,568 --> 01:05:51,697
Paul, shut the fuck up!
1564
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:52,781
Hey!
1565
01:05:54,405 --> 01:05:57,009
Zero tolerance!
1566
01:05:57,448 --> 01:05:58,392
(Sighing)
1567
01:05:58,476 --> 01:05:59,544
Oh, fuck...
1568
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:13,343
Where's your car?
1569
01:06:13,427 --> 01:06:15,230
It's gone. Just drive.
1570
01:06:15,559 --> 01:06:17,028
(Sighing)
1571
01:06:44,644 --> 01:06:47,247
(Exhaling sharply)
1572
01:06:49,435 --> 01:06:52,438
(Buzzer sounding)
1573
01:06:53,052 --> 01:06:55,321
Hey! Piampiano!
1574
01:06:57,189 --> 01:06:59,091
You got a visitor!
1575
01:07:01,095 --> 01:07:02,837
(Carey): What
happened to your face?
1576
01:07:03,397 --> 01:07:04,697
It's prison.
1577
01:07:04,861 --> 01:07:06,650
I thought it was one of those
minimum-security prisons.
1578
01:07:06,733 --> 01:07:07,700
Like the nice ones.
1579
01:07:07,784 --> 01:07:09,151
It is. But it's still prison.
1580
01:07:11,154 --> 01:07:12,097
OK, fine.
1581
01:07:12,181 --> 01:07:14,971
We play street hockey.
Sometimes, it gets competitive.
1582
01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,077
I brought a letter from Russ.
1583
01:07:22,242 --> 01:07:23,666
How's he doing?
1584
01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:24,884
He's great.
1585
01:07:24,984 --> 01:07:27,085
I think he fits better
in public school.
1586
01:07:27,494 --> 01:07:28,596
Julie and I told him
1587
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,422
you're still building
that hotel in Borneo.
1588
01:07:30,523 --> 01:07:33,772
So when you write him
back, it's rainy season.
1589
01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:36,946
What's happening with our house?
1590
01:07:37,030 --> 01:07:39,064
Bank is still
trying to foreclose.
1591
01:07:39,164 --> 01:07:41,199
The process servers are
getting out of control.
1592
01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:43,002
Never say your name and never...
1593
01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:45,103
I know, take the
package. I know.
1594
01:07:46,225 --> 01:07:47,642
Um...
1595
01:07:47,906 --> 01:07:51,043
Julie asked if you
had signed the papers.
1596
01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:53,393
The divorce ones.
1597
01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:55,144
I have not. No.
1598
01:07:56,364 --> 01:07:58,142
I've been a little busy.
1599
01:07:58,226 --> 01:07:59,695
With street hockey?
1600
01:08:00,954 --> 01:08:02,254
How's my wife?
1601
01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:04,088
Julie's great. Yeah.
1602
01:08:04,172 --> 01:08:05,357
When I heard I had a visitor,
1603
01:08:05,457 --> 01:08:07,660
I thought it might be her,
so I booked this room.
1604
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,822
(Bed creaking)
1605
01:08:10,162 --> 01:08:12,297
It's a conjugal
room, by the way.
1606
01:08:12,787 --> 01:08:14,199
You can tell her they have one.
1607
01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:16,101
I'm not gonna tell her that.
1608
01:08:17,853 --> 01:08:20,556
You should also tell her
that I know I fucked up.
1609
01:08:20,947 --> 01:08:23,610
And even before I fucked
up, I was fucking up.
1610
01:08:23,694 --> 01:08:26,395
I wasn't there for Russ
the way I should have been.
1611
01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,732
Now I'm not there
for him at all.
1612
01:08:30,322 --> 01:08:31,322
I'm there.
1613
01:08:31,744 --> 01:08:33,519
I know. I fucking hate you.
1614
01:08:35,303 --> 01:08:37,673
But also, thanks
for being there.
1615
01:08:37,757 --> 01:08:40,292
And for coming to visit.
You're the only one who has.
1616
01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:44,108
I really didn't want
her to see me fail.
1617
01:08:48,372 --> 01:08:50,108
I should have asked for help.
1618
01:08:50,919 --> 01:08:52,891
Sometimes, it's really
hard to ask for...
1619
01:08:52,975 --> 01:08:54,108
I need help.
1620
01:08:55,575 --> 01:08:56,408
OK.
1621
01:08:56,525 --> 01:08:58,192
I'm up for early parole,
1622
01:08:58,276 --> 01:09:00,178
and I need a residence.
1623
01:09:00,278 --> 01:09:01,848
Like a place to live.
1624
01:09:01,948 --> 01:09:02,882
(Julie): No!
1625
01:09:02,966 --> 01:09:04,433
No, no, no!
1626
01:09:04,517 --> 01:09:05,785
(Groaning)
1627
01:09:05,869 --> 01:09:07,894
You just gotta stick with it.
1628
01:09:07,978 --> 01:09:08,978
(Voice vibrating)
1629
01:09:09,993 --> 01:09:11,082
Oh, God!
1630
01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,531
-Is that too hard?
-No, it's good. Keep going.
1631
01:09:12,614 --> 01:09:13,614
OK.
1632
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,291
Oh, I have a knot right there.
1633
01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:18,610
I know.
1634
01:09:20,854 --> 01:09:22,120
Ah, it's still there.
1635
01:09:22,204 --> 01:09:24,272
It is "knot" small!
1636
01:09:24,356 --> 01:09:26,325
(Laughing)
1637
01:09:27,438 --> 01:09:28,773
Thank you.
1638
01:09:30,347 --> 01:09:32,149
Is there anywhere
else you're, um...
1639
01:09:33,278 --> 01:09:34,981
holding tension?
1640
01:09:35,445 --> 01:09:38,084
I have to get Russ to school.
1641
01:09:38,168 --> 01:09:39,671
You're a great mom.
1642
01:09:40,704 --> 01:09:42,368
I think you'd be
a great mom again.
1643
01:09:42,452 --> 01:09:45,021
Carey! I'm not
having another baby.
1644
01:09:45,105 --> 01:09:47,609
I know. I'm just saying it.
1645
01:09:48,661 --> 01:09:50,239
In case maybe you
change your mind.
1646
01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:51,323
I'm not...
1647
01:09:51,631 --> 01:09:53,833
I'm not gonna change my mind.
1648
01:09:54,186 --> 01:09:55,988
Yeah, same page.
1649
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:59,012
I'm gonna get some eggs.
1650
01:10:07,046 --> 01:10:08,848
Hey, Russ!
-Hey!
1651
01:10:08,948 --> 01:10:10,683
You want some eggs?
1652
01:10:10,783 --> 01:10:11,984
No, thanks.
1653
01:10:12,085 --> 01:10:13,695
Do you know where the maca is?
1654
01:10:13,779 --> 01:10:15,212
What do you need maca for?
1655
01:10:15,296 --> 01:10:17,632
It boosts libido
and testosterone.
1656
01:10:17,716 --> 01:10:19,230
Found it!
1657
01:10:20,772 --> 01:10:22,372
Hey, the bus is
gonna be here soon.
1658
01:10:22,456 --> 01:10:23,524
Let's start getting ready.
1659
01:10:23,608 --> 01:10:24,710
Yeah, one minute.
1660
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:28,835
(Breathing heavily)
1661
01:10:32,905 --> 01:10:34,686
(Grunting)
1662
01:10:34,770 --> 01:10:36,273
I made you a protein shake.
1663
01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:37,291
Thanks, bud!
1664
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:38,343
(Doorbell ringing)
1665
01:10:38,427 --> 01:10:40,296
I have a package
for Julie Piampiano.
1666
01:10:40,380 --> 01:10:42,717
There's no Julie here. Fuck off!
1667
01:10:42,801 --> 01:10:44,234
Are you Julie?
1668
01:10:44,318 --> 01:10:45,418
OK, I can wait.
1669
01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:46,570
Who was that?
1670
01:10:46,654 --> 01:10:48,289
Fucking process server.
1671
01:10:49,475 --> 01:10:50,809
Oh!
1672
01:10:51,190 --> 01:10:52,725
What's in this?
1673
01:10:52,825 --> 01:10:55,161
Russ! Bus!
1674
01:10:55,260 --> 01:10:56,863
(Carey chuckling)
1675
01:10:56,947 --> 01:10:58,314
Russ, bus.
1676
01:10:58,430 --> 01:11:01,234
Here, I made you
some "scramblos."
1677
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,213
It's just eggs.
1678
01:11:02,297 --> 01:11:03,833
I'm OK, thank you.
1679
01:11:06,558 --> 01:11:09,995
Hey, Russ, why'd you
get a golden doodle?
1680
01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:11,881
Uncle Carey's allergic.
1681
01:11:11,965 --> 01:11:13,846
Yeah, but you know what happens
1682
01:11:13,930 --> 01:11:15,701
if you take a great dog
like a golden retriever
1683
01:11:15,784 --> 01:11:17,886
and mix it with a shit
dog like a poodle?
1684
01:11:18,117 --> 01:11:19,548
You get a shit dog.
1685
01:11:19,632 --> 01:11:21,867
If you want me to be mean
to Uncle Carey, I will.
1686
01:11:21,951 --> 01:11:23,117
You don't have to be mean.
1687
01:11:23,421 --> 01:11:26,458
I appreciate it, though.
-Russ, bus!
1688
01:11:27,292 --> 01:11:28,574
You gonna finish that?
1689
01:11:28,658 --> 01:11:30,976
Goddamn it! He missed the bus.
1690
01:11:31,429 --> 01:11:33,669
Russ, get your shoes on!
1691
01:11:33,753 --> 01:11:34,687
(Dog barking)
1692
01:11:34,771 --> 01:11:36,239
Ah, motherfucker!
1693
01:11:36,323 --> 01:11:39,588
Russ! You gotta pick
up this dog shit!
1694
01:11:39,672 --> 01:11:41,306
Fuck! Oh, it's in my toes.
1695
01:11:41,406 --> 01:11:43,209
I don't have time to drive him.
1696
01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:44,599
It's OK, I'll drive him.
1697
01:11:44,683 --> 01:11:46,323
I have to drop these
packages off anyway.
1698
01:11:46,407 --> 01:11:47,275
OK!
1699
01:11:47,359 --> 01:11:48,727
I can drive him.
1700
01:11:49,314 --> 01:11:51,416
No, Carey's got it.
1701
01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:01,988
Good morning.
1702
01:12:02,072 --> 01:12:03,334
Morning.
1703
01:12:04,289 --> 01:12:07,029
Carey, I think that process
server is still outside.
1704
01:12:07,113 --> 01:12:08,129
Do not talk to him.
1705
01:12:08,213 --> 01:12:09,849
OK! Russ, come on, let's go.
1706
01:12:09,933 --> 01:12:11,001
-Bye, Dad!
-Bye, Russ!
1707
01:12:11,085 --> 01:12:12,887
Sir, are you Mr. Piampiano?
1708
01:12:12,971 --> 01:12:14,171
No hablo inglés.
1709
01:12:14,255 --> 01:12:16,342
(Process server
speaking Spanish)
1710
01:12:16,426 --> 01:12:17,264
Oh, I mean français.
1711
01:12:17,348 --> 01:12:18,527
What are you doing?
1712
01:12:18,611 --> 01:12:19,816
Washing my feet.
1713
01:12:20,013 --> 01:12:22,180
Monsieur! Monsieur!
1714
01:12:31,711 --> 01:12:34,547
(Plate clanging,
toaster clicking)
1715
01:12:38,169 --> 01:12:39,908
You guys seem really busy.
1716
01:12:40,465 --> 01:12:43,147
Yeah, getting a lot of traction.
1717
01:12:43,289 --> 01:12:46,726
I make everything, and then
Carey handles the fulfillment.
1718
01:12:48,594 --> 01:12:49,594
Well...
1719
01:12:50,342 --> 01:12:51,910
He is a good guy.
1720
01:12:51,994 --> 01:12:53,562
You could do way worse.
1721
01:12:53,646 --> 01:12:54,981
I have.
1722
01:12:55,065 --> 01:12:56,533
(Chuckling)
1723
01:13:03,267 --> 01:13:05,037
You guys seem really happy.
1724
01:13:05,121 --> 01:13:06,604
We are.
1725
01:13:06,993 --> 01:13:08,762
Ah! Oh, fuck!
1726
01:13:08,846 --> 01:13:11,214
I haven't had this in so long!
1727
01:13:12,311 --> 01:13:13,646
Mmm!
1728
01:13:18,503 --> 01:13:20,703
Mmm, fuck, that's good!
1729
01:13:22,380 --> 01:13:24,248
I signed the papers.
1730
01:13:27,814 --> 01:13:29,836
I thought you were
waiting on your lawyer.
1731
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,889
No, that was just me stalling.
1732
01:13:34,385 --> 01:13:35,597
Should be pretty
straightforward.
1733
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:36,647
We don't have money anymore.
1734
01:13:36,731 --> 01:13:37,898
No, we don't!
1735
01:13:38,437 --> 01:13:41,006
We're getting kicked out
of here at some point.
1736
01:13:44,422 --> 01:13:45,924
I still love you.
1737
01:13:48,701 --> 01:13:50,905
I don't think that'll
ever change, but...
1738
01:13:51,156 --> 01:13:53,698
I don't know, seeing
you guys up close...
1739
01:13:54,606 --> 01:13:55,774
even from the backyard,
1740
01:13:55,858 --> 01:13:57,756
I realize I just
want you to be happy.
1741
01:13:58,177 --> 01:13:59,845
I want Russ to be happy.
1742
01:14:01,185 --> 01:14:02,450
Thank you.
1743
01:14:04,289 --> 01:14:06,305
I've been reading about
child-centered divorce.
1744
01:14:06,389 --> 01:14:07,590
You've been reading?
1745
01:14:07,674 --> 01:14:11,043
Yeah, I mean...
Well, I've had time.
1746
01:14:11,811 --> 01:14:13,068
OK, fine, it's an audiobook.
1747
01:14:13,152 --> 01:14:16,226
But the gist is that both
parents work together
1748
01:14:16,310 --> 01:14:17,717
to create a...
1749
01:14:18,358 --> 01:14:20,293
supportive and stable
environment for the child,
1750
01:14:20,377 --> 01:14:22,780
You know, through things
like consistency and routine,
1751
01:14:22,864 --> 01:14:25,699
open communication and
minimizing conflict, you know?
1752
01:14:27,112 --> 01:14:28,548
It's cool.
1753
01:14:28,632 --> 01:14:30,066
I'm impressed.
1754
01:14:30,150 --> 01:14:32,353
You know, I can be impressive.
1755
01:14:34,613 --> 01:14:36,250
(Exhaling slowly)
1756
01:14:39,925 --> 01:14:41,417
You OK?
1757
01:14:43,456 --> 01:14:44,725
Jules?
1758
01:14:44,809 --> 01:14:47,344
I don't know, it just
made me emotional.
1759
01:14:48,313 --> 01:14:49,682
I don't know why.
1760
01:14:49,766 --> 01:14:51,301
(Sniffling)
1761
01:14:51,385 --> 01:14:53,183
We're not married anymore.
1762
01:14:53,799 --> 01:14:56,105
Listen, if you want me to
rip those papers up, I...
1763
01:14:56,189 --> 01:14:59,559
No, no, no! These
are happy tears.
1764
01:14:59,852 --> 01:15:01,154
Oh.
1765
01:15:01,238 --> 01:15:02,518
I'm so happy!
1766
01:15:02,602 --> 01:15:03,937
Oh yeah, OK.
1767
01:15:04,021 --> 01:15:05,368
They looked like regular tears.
1768
01:15:05,452 --> 01:15:07,320
(Sighing)
1769
01:15:09,515 --> 01:15:11,427
Hey, I'm thinking
about getting a clown
1770
01:15:11,511 --> 01:15:12,579
for Russ's birthday.
1771
01:15:13,886 --> 01:15:15,421
He's a bit old for a clown, no?
1772
01:15:15,505 --> 01:15:17,407
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1773
01:15:17,491 --> 01:15:19,126
I'll think of something else.
1774
01:15:19,511 --> 01:15:21,295
Also, can I bring my girlfriend?
1775
01:15:23,302 --> 01:15:25,370
I mean, I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.
1776
01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:27,793
Yeah, yeah, I... I
do have a girlfriend.
1777
01:15:27,877 --> 01:15:29,546
She's great. You'd like her.
1778
01:15:31,751 --> 01:15:33,086
Sure.
1779
01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:34,505
Can't wait to meet her.
1780
01:15:39,237 --> 01:15:41,006
(♪ A Well Known
Has-Been by Donovan ♪)
1781
01:15:46,311 --> 01:15:47,612
You go first.
1782
01:15:55,621 --> 01:15:58,791
♪♪ Tonight my life is heavy ♪
1783
01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:02,918
♪ I'm weak and down at heel ♪
1784
01:16:05,138 --> 01:16:08,093
♪ The prisoner in
the dungeon... ♪
1785
01:16:08,468 --> 01:16:09,942
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
1786
01:16:10,026 --> 01:16:11,525
I-I... Sorry.
1787
01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:14,126
Is it something specific?
'Cause I've been working out.
1788
01:16:14,210 --> 01:16:15,344
No.it's not how you look.
1789
01:16:15,428 --> 01:16:17,472
It won't make him
jealous. Nothing does.
1790
01:16:17,556 --> 01:16:18,654
Goddamn, Ashley.
1791
01:16:18,738 --> 01:16:19,665
It was your idea.
-I know.
1792
01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:21,231
I thought you wanted Carey back!
1793
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:22,683
I told Julie I
have a girlfriend.
1794
01:16:22,767 --> 01:16:25,266
Maybe you could talk to
her and just be honest.
1795
01:16:25,350 --> 01:16:27,020
Maybe she'll give
you another chance.
1796
01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:28,706
Why? I don't deserve
another chance.
1797
01:16:28,790 --> 01:16:29,792
Then that's your answer.
1798
01:16:29,875 --> 01:16:30,753
That can't be my answer.
1799
01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:32,072
Maybe it is the answer.
1800
01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:34,436
Just think about it for a
second. Stay with me.
1801
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,824
I've been dating a mentalist.
1802
01:16:35,908 --> 01:16:37,474
And he always reads my
mind, which is hard,
1803
01:16:37,557 --> 01:16:38,632
because I'm not into him.
1804
01:16:38,716 --> 01:16:40,247
But then my life
coach turned me onto
1805
01:16:40,331 --> 01:16:42,840
this concept of brutal honesty.
1806
01:16:42,924 --> 01:16:45,420
And it's been really
freeing once I embraced it.
1807
01:16:45,504 --> 01:16:46,872
You should try it.
1808
01:16:46,956 --> 01:16:49,283
Why do you need a life
coach? You're a life coach.
1809
01:16:49,367 --> 01:16:51,227
Coaches need coaches, Paul.
1810
01:16:51,311 --> 01:16:53,990
How do you think I lost all
that weight before the wedding?
1811
01:16:54,074 --> 01:16:55,543
My job is to help people,
1812
01:16:55,627 --> 01:16:58,567
to motivate people into
making better decisions.
1813
01:16:58,651 --> 01:17:00,021
Sounds a lot like
being a parent.
1814
01:17:01,194 --> 01:17:03,231
Why don't we just lie to
them and say that we had sex?
1815
01:17:03,314 --> 01:17:05,549
You just gave this whole
spiel about being honest.
1816
01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:07,436
Be honest. Is it how I look?
1817
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,827
No. It's also because
of the way you are.
1818
01:17:09,911 --> 01:17:11,412
I'll come up with
something else.
1819
01:17:11,496 --> 01:17:12,564
You can be honest.
1820
01:17:12,648 --> 01:17:14,168
I'm going to do whatever it
takes to get my wife back.
1821
01:17:14,251 --> 01:17:15,118
(Ashley)Ok
1822
01:17:15,202 --> 01:17:18,100
You know, I really thought we
could unite in common pursuit
1823
01:17:18,184 --> 01:17:20,215
of something much
bigger than ourselves.
1824
01:17:20,299 --> 01:17:22,601
OK. Fine.
1825
01:17:22,685 --> 01:17:24,260
Let's have sex.
1826
01:17:24,344 --> 01:17:25,660
No. I don't want to now.
1827
01:17:27,387 --> 01:17:29,909
OK. Fine.
1828
01:17:30,328 --> 01:17:32,427
OK, fine, yeah. Let's
have sex, you're right.
1829
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:33,550
No, you're right.
1830
01:17:33,634 --> 01:17:34,970
We need to come up
with something else.
1831
01:17:35,053 --> 01:17:35,924
(Paul)Goddamn
1832
01:17:36,007 --> 01:17:39,027
Something big. Like a
romantic gesture or something.
1833
01:17:39,111 --> 01:17:41,813
OK, I'm gonna count to five
before I put my clothes on,
1834
01:17:41,897 --> 01:17:43,598
in case you change
your mind again.
1835
01:17:43,682 --> 01:17:45,006
One, two...
1836
01:17:45,090 --> 01:17:46,725
Three, four, five.
1837
01:17:47,752 --> 01:17:48,752
Four.
1838
01:17:49,876 --> 01:17:52,845
I want you to think of a
number, Russ. Any number.
1839
01:17:52,947 --> 01:17:54,213
Say your number. Say it.
1840
01:17:54,314 --> 01:17:56,115
-Eleven!
-Eleven.
1841
01:17:56,215 --> 01:17:57,550
But that's easy.
1842
01:17:57,650 --> 01:17:59,218
That's his birthday.
1843
01:18:00,653 --> 01:18:01,688
All right...
1844
01:18:01,788 --> 01:18:02,990
(Chuckling)
1845
01:18:03,089 --> 01:18:04,925
(Child whispering):
This magician sucks.
1846
01:18:05,025 --> 01:18:07,160
Okey-dokey, so,
let's do another.
1847
01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:10,030
Let's go with you,
my little skeptic.
1848
01:18:10,129 --> 01:18:12,032
Let's have you pick a name.
1849
01:18:12,131 --> 01:18:15,134
Think of someone that
you love very much.
1850
01:18:16,102 --> 01:18:17,503
Send it to me.
1851
01:18:17,604 --> 01:18:19,505
Starts with an S.
1852
01:18:22,442 --> 01:18:24,544
Starts with... starts with an S?
1853
01:18:24,644 --> 01:18:26,412
No.
1854
01:18:26,512 --> 01:18:27,880
No?
1855
01:18:27,982 --> 01:18:30,397
I keep getting Sonia.
1856
01:18:30,481 --> 01:18:31,817
No, it was Mom.
1857
01:18:31,901 --> 01:18:34,003
And what's your mom's
name? Is her name Sonia?
1858
01:18:35,655 --> 01:18:36,655
OK.
1859
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:38,302
Let's clap.
1860
01:18:38,386 --> 01:18:39,525
Thank you. Let's clap.
1861
01:18:39,626 --> 01:18:41,785
Yeah. Doesn't even know
his own mom's name.
1862
01:18:41,869 --> 01:18:43,338
(Children laughing)
1863
01:18:43,422 --> 01:18:44,972
Can you make me disappear?
1864
01:18:45,056 --> 01:18:48,450
No, I... I'm a mentalist,
not a magician, so...
1865
01:18:48,765 --> 01:18:52,205
my magic is more in the mind.
1866
01:18:52,702 --> 01:18:55,042
Like, I can read people's minds.
1867
01:18:55,277 --> 01:18:56,843
What am I thinking of?
1868
01:18:56,944 --> 01:18:58,918
-Birthday cake.
-Whoa.
1869
01:18:59,002 --> 01:19:00,981
I was thinking about
birthday cake, too.
1870
01:19:01,065 --> 01:19:02,165
I know you were.
1871
01:19:02,249 --> 01:19:03,172
They should have gotten a clown.
1872
01:19:03,256 --> 01:19:04,558
Mom, can we have cake?
1873
01:19:04,642 --> 01:19:06,612
(All cheering): Yes!
1874
01:19:07,126 --> 01:19:08,460
Oh, good, yeah. Let's...
1875
01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:13,108
Let's just take a break for
cake in the middle of my show.
1876
01:19:13,192 --> 01:19:14,482
-You did great.
-No.
1877
01:19:14,566 --> 01:19:15,661
-That was good.
-It wasn't.
1878
01:19:15,744 --> 01:19:17,830
God, I hate performing
for children.
1879
01:19:17,931 --> 01:19:20,067
Well, maybe it's different
when they're yours.
1880
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,234
You're probably right.
1881
01:19:21,318 --> 01:19:22,385
You guys thinking
of having kids?
1882
01:19:22,468 --> 01:19:23,806
No, he has a vasectomy.
1883
01:19:23,890 --> 01:19:27,832
Yeah, yeah, I was 23 and
had a latex allergy, so...
1884
01:19:28,174 --> 01:19:29,342
I'm sorry, man.
1885
01:19:29,426 --> 01:19:30,962
Buddy, thank you.
1886
01:19:31,046 --> 01:19:32,780
No, thank you for doing this.
1887
01:19:32,864 --> 01:19:34,365
Yeah, no, my pleasure.
1888
01:19:34,449 --> 01:19:37,052
I... I usually don't do
venues this small, but, uh...
1889
01:19:37,136 --> 01:19:39,006
No, he usually does big venues.
1890
01:19:39,090 --> 01:19:40,752
Like, big, corporate,
hundreds of people.
1891
01:19:40,836 --> 01:19:42,002
-Yeah, thousands.
-Yeah.
1892
01:19:42,086 --> 01:19:43,823
But anything for this lady.
1893
01:19:43,907 --> 01:19:44,976
Carey, can you come here?
1894
01:19:45,059 --> 01:19:46,136
(Russ): Can we do presents?
1895
01:19:46,219 --> 01:19:47,135
I got a big finale planned.
1896
01:19:47,219 --> 01:19:48,274
After we do the cake.
1897
01:19:48,358 --> 01:19:49,980
-Can we do the cake?
-After we eat.
1898
01:19:50,064 --> 01:19:51,432
When is the food coming, please?
1899
01:19:51,516 --> 01:19:52,617
I don't know.
1900
01:19:52,701 --> 01:19:54,202
Antoneta should be
here any minute.
1901
01:19:54,286 --> 01:19:56,321
OK, can you please find
the candles for this?
1902
01:19:56,405 --> 01:19:58,840
I think they're upstairs in
a CVS bag in the bedroom.
1903
01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:00,025
-Yeah.
-And the dog!
1904
01:20:00,109 --> 01:20:02,411
Please, can you put the
dog in the Carey closet?
1905
01:20:02,495 --> 01:20:04,885
Ah! Gotcha. I've gotcha.
1906
01:20:04,969 --> 01:20:06,838
Why is he holding
the dog like that?
1907
01:20:06,922 --> 01:20:08,724
(People chatting, music playing)
1908
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:15,540
Hey, Jackson!
1909
01:20:15,624 --> 01:20:17,693
Hey! Yo, I checked
all your fire alarms.
1910
01:20:17,777 --> 01:20:19,679
The batteries were low
on, like, two, man.
1911
01:20:19,763 --> 01:20:22,165
You gotta, like, regularly
replace those, you know?
1912
01:20:22,249 --> 01:20:23,584
OK. I will.
1913
01:20:24,443 --> 01:20:25,911
All right.
1914
01:20:27,232 --> 01:20:29,301
-A puppy?
-Yeah, it's yours.
1915
01:20:29,385 --> 01:20:30,954
This one, you can
actually train.
1916
01:20:31,038 --> 01:20:31,938
Thanks, Dad!
1917
01:20:32,022 --> 01:20:33,222
Paul, what is this?
1918
01:20:33,306 --> 01:20:34,942
He always wanted a dog.
1919
01:20:35,026 --> 01:20:36,126
He has a dog.
1920
01:20:36,210 --> 01:20:37,745
A real dog.
1921
01:20:37,938 --> 01:20:40,007
Oh, uh, this is Keri.
1922
01:20:40,091 --> 01:20:40,812
Hey!
1923
01:20:40,896 --> 01:20:42,632
Keri, this is my ex.
1924
01:20:42,716 --> 01:20:44,016
Nice to meet you.
1925
01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:45,869
Julie. Pleasure.
1926
01:20:45,953 --> 01:20:48,088
Oh my God! We're
wearing the same dress.
1927
01:20:48,172 --> 01:20:48,965
How funny!
1928
01:20:49,049 --> 01:20:51,136
Oh my God! That's...
1929
01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:52,837
Paul just bought it for me.
1930
01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:55,114
Did he? What a coincidence.
1931
01:20:55,198 --> 01:20:56,929
Hot, hot, hot! Where
do you want this?
1932
01:20:57,013 --> 01:20:59,782
Mmm. Just this way,
in the kitchen.
1933
01:21:00,013 --> 01:21:01,162
Make yourself at home.
1934
01:21:01,246 --> 01:21:03,054
You know that dog cost
me, like, three grand?
1935
01:21:03,137 --> 01:21:04,878
Hey, Carey!
1936
01:21:04,962 --> 01:21:06,464
Carey, can I talk to you?
1937
01:21:06,548 --> 01:21:07,750
Carey!
1938
01:21:08,181 --> 01:21:10,617
Ashley, I know what
you're thinking.
1939
01:21:10,744 --> 01:21:11,744
Don't.
1940
01:21:19,086 --> 01:21:20,236
Ah.
1941
01:21:32,498 --> 01:21:34,767
(♪ Never Say Never by
The Fray on stereo ♪)
1942
01:21:38,437 --> 01:21:40,418
Hey. Are you playing The Fray?
1943
01:21:40,502 --> 01:21:44,526
♪♪ Some things we
don't talk about ♪
1944
01:21:44,610 --> 01:21:47,935
♪ Rather do without ♪
1945
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,269
♪ And just hold the smile ♪
1946
01:21:50,353 --> 01:21:52,022
What are you doing?
1947
01:21:52,106 --> 01:21:56,538
♪ Falling in and out of love ♪
1948
01:21:56,622 --> 01:21:59,559
♪ Ashamed and proud of ♪
1949
01:21:59,643 --> 01:22:02,480
♪ Together all the while ♪
1950
01:22:02,564 --> 01:22:03,898
What are you doing?
1951
01:22:03,982 --> 01:22:06,118
♪ You can never say never ♪
1952
01:22:06,202 --> 01:22:08,377
♪ While we don't know when ♪
1953
01:22:08,461 --> 01:22:09,662
♪ Time and time again ♪
1954
01:22:09,746 --> 01:22:12,150
Ashley. Just hold
on a second, OK?
1955
01:22:12,234 --> 01:22:16,806
♪ Younger now than
we were before ♪
1956
01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,792
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1957
01:22:18,876 --> 01:22:20,011
What are you doing?
1958
01:22:20,095 --> 01:22:21,062
♪ Don't let... ♪
1959
01:22:21,146 --> 01:22:22,749
Don't let me go.
I have two more.
1960
01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:25,568
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1961
01:22:25,652 --> 01:22:27,754
Ashley, just stop.
Just stop for a second.
1962
01:22:27,838 --> 01:22:28,973
Just stop for a second.
1963
01:22:29,057 --> 01:22:30,158
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1964
01:22:30,242 --> 01:22:31,811
-Ashley, Ashley.
-What?
1965
01:22:31,895 --> 01:22:33,630
Stop for a second.
1966
01:22:33,714 --> 01:22:36,015
(Music stops)
1967
01:22:36,099 --> 01:22:38,950
What are you doing?
-I... I was singing.
1968
01:22:39,034 --> 01:22:40,268
And I don't want to
sign the divorce papers.
1969
01:22:40,351 --> 01:22:41,686
They're your divorce papers.
1970
01:22:41,770 --> 01:22:43,422
I gave you what you asked
for. I didn't change anything.
1971
01:22:43,505 --> 01:22:45,712
I know, because you're
so nice and so sweet.
1972
01:22:45,796 --> 01:22:47,478
And I took you for
granted. I'm sorry.
1973
01:22:47,562 --> 01:22:48,947
I went on a crazy experience
1974
01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:50,715
and fucked a lot of
people to realize...
1975
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:51,592
What are you doing?
1976
01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:53,344
-I'm trying to be honest.
-Don't.
1977
01:22:53,428 --> 01:22:54,160
Don't be honest?
1978
01:22:54,244 --> 01:22:55,732
Yeah, you had all the time
in the world to be honest
1979
01:22:55,815 --> 01:22:59,044
when we were in the apartment
with your fucking stupid lovers.
1980
01:22:59,128 --> 01:23:01,599
-I thought you liked them.
-No, I don't like them.
1981
01:23:01,683 --> 01:23:03,335
OK, I do like them.
They're cool people.
1982
01:23:03,419 --> 01:23:05,754
But the point is I... I
don't want to like them.
1983
01:23:06,038 --> 01:23:08,074
I was friends with them
just to piss you off.
1984
01:23:08,414 --> 01:23:09,381
You think I wasn't jealous?
1985
01:23:09,465 --> 01:23:11,669
I was jealous the whole time.
1986
01:23:12,605 --> 01:23:13,740
That's really romantic.
1987
01:23:13,824 --> 01:23:15,593
No, it's not romantic.
1988
01:23:15,677 --> 01:23:16,881
It's fucking terrible.
1989
01:23:16,965 --> 01:23:18,133
Yeah, you're right.
1990
01:23:18,217 --> 01:23:20,752
Do you know how painful it
was to sleep on the couch?
1991
01:23:20,836 --> 01:23:22,378
I know. Fede told you
it had no support.but...
1992
01:23:22,461 --> 01:23:24,680
-Oh my...
-You didn't listen!
1993
01:23:24,764 --> 01:23:26,099
Fuck!
1994
01:23:26,183 --> 01:23:28,053
Ashley, fuck!
1995
01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:29,437
I'm sorry.
1996
01:23:29,521 --> 01:23:32,126
I was unhappy, and I
didn't know how to fix it.
1997
01:23:32,210 --> 01:23:33,327
Well, I hope you figured it out.
1998
01:23:33,410 --> 01:23:35,976
I did. Yeah, there
was nothing to fix.
1999
01:23:36,228 --> 01:23:38,497
Happiness is just an
emotion. It's transient.
2000
01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:40,450
We move in and out...
-I'm not transient.
2001
01:23:40,534 --> 01:23:44,237
I live here, OK? And I'm happy.
2002
01:23:48,368 --> 01:23:49,575
OK.
2003
01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:51,157
Well, um...
2004
01:23:52,051 --> 01:23:53,545
I'm happy for you.
2005
01:23:57,731 --> 01:23:59,198
Can we be friends?
2006
01:23:59,965 --> 01:24:01,501
Yes, we can be friends.
2007
01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:05,673
Can we be... best friends?
2008
01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:08,361
(Sighing)
2009
01:24:10,703 --> 01:24:12,872
Can friends hug?
2010
01:24:13,052 --> 01:24:14,754
Yeah, of course.
2011
01:24:20,773 --> 01:24:24,210
♪♪ Don't let me go ♪
2012
01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:28,055
♪ Don't let me go ♪
2013
01:24:28,629 --> 01:24:33,848
♪ Don't let me go ♪
2014
01:24:41,346 --> 01:24:43,116
Friends can't do that.
2015
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,636
Oh, OK.
2016
01:24:45,786 --> 01:24:47,586
So, what can friends do?
2017
01:24:48,409 --> 01:24:50,243
(♪ Do You Love Me?
(playing on stereo ♪)
2018
01:24:52,598 --> 01:24:54,700
(Children playing)
2019
01:24:58,998 --> 01:25:00,365
Paul.
2020
01:25:01,294 --> 01:25:03,030
Can I talk to you for a second?
2021
01:25:03,114 --> 01:25:05,405
Sure. Be right back, babe.
2022
01:25:07,373 --> 01:25:09,542
♪♪ Since I met you ♪
2023
01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:12,833
♪ You've been lying ♪
2024
01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:15,019
♪ Telling lies ♪
2025
01:25:15,103 --> 01:25:17,673
♪ It must be your game ♪
2026
01:25:17,757 --> 01:25:19,993
♪ Now do you love me? ♪
2027
01:25:20,507 --> 01:25:21,508
(Dog whimpering)
2028
01:25:21,592 --> 01:25:22,925
Later, loser.
2029
01:25:27,306 --> 01:25:28,675
What is wrong with you?
2030
01:25:28,759 --> 01:25:30,407
-What, the puppy?
-Yes, the puppy.
2031
01:25:30,491 --> 01:25:31,846
But also, who is this woman?
2032
01:25:31,930 --> 01:25:33,197
Oh, uh, Keri.
2033
01:25:33,281 --> 01:25:35,082
And why did you invite Ashley?
2034
01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:37,035
Because she's dating
the mentalist I hired.
2035
01:25:37,119 --> 01:25:38,226
Paul!
2036
01:25:38,898 --> 01:25:40,399
This is exhausting.
2037
01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:41,785
I know what you're doing.
2038
01:25:41,869 --> 01:25:43,503
What is it gonna
take for it to stop?
2039
01:25:43,587 --> 01:25:45,823
Nothing. I'm never gonna stop.
2040
01:25:46,539 --> 01:25:48,064
I've learned to be
honest with myself,
2041
01:25:48,148 --> 01:25:51,307
and I am impulsive
and somewhat sensitive
2042
01:25:51,391 --> 01:25:53,633
and a bit of an asshole.
2043
01:25:53,717 --> 01:25:55,071
But I'm an asshole
who loves you.
2044
01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:56,389
And I don't know how
to love anyone else.
2045
01:25:56,472 --> 01:25:58,641
-I don't believe you.
-I know.
2046
01:25:58,725 --> 01:26:00,325
Because I hid things and I lied,
2047
01:26:00,409 --> 01:26:02,210
but I'm never gonna
do that again.
2048
01:26:03,282 --> 01:26:04,648
I'm done lying to you.
-What?
2049
01:26:04,732 --> 01:26:05,999
What does that even mean?
2050
01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:10,250
I will never lie to you
about anything ever again.
2051
01:26:10,656 --> 01:26:12,425
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
2052
01:26:12,509 --> 01:26:15,832
OK, did you go
upstairs into my closet
2053
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:18,781
and see this dress
that I had just bought,
2054
01:26:18,865 --> 01:26:22,103
and then go and buy the exact
same one for that woman?
2055
01:26:23,043 --> 01:26:24,711
Yes, I did do that.
2056
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,679
And what did you
want to make me feel?
2057
01:26:28,095 --> 01:26:29,897
Jealous, hopefully.
2058
01:26:29,981 --> 01:26:32,884
Um, but also, you know, I
figured if I can't be with you,
2059
01:26:32,968 --> 01:26:35,416
I can at least be with
someone who reminds me of you.
2060
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:36,300
Oh my God!
2061
01:26:36,384 --> 01:26:38,393
Obviously not as
beautiful or smart
2062
01:26:38,477 --> 01:26:39,680
or fun to talk to, but...
2063
01:26:39,764 --> 01:26:41,741
Paul, you're so
fucking full of shit!
2064
01:26:41,825 --> 01:26:43,092
You had me.
2065
01:26:43,176 --> 01:26:45,662
You had me and you wanted
to fuck other people.
2066
01:26:45,746 --> 01:26:46,713
No, I didn't.
2067
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,532
-But you did.
-No, I didn't!
2068
01:26:48,616 --> 01:26:49,717
Why are you lying to me?
2069
01:26:49,801 --> 01:26:51,439
You just said that you
weren't gonna lie to me.
2070
01:26:51,522 --> 01:26:53,736
I'm not! I'm... I'm not.
2071
01:26:54,841 --> 01:26:56,572
OK, I'm just gonna
clarify the question,
2072
01:26:56,656 --> 01:26:58,525
just so that there's
no confusion here.
2073
01:26:59,404 --> 01:27:01,341
When we were married...
2074
01:27:02,162 --> 01:27:04,396
did you ever sleep
with anyone else?
2075
01:27:04,583 --> 01:27:06,149
-No.
-What the fuck, Paul?
2076
01:27:06,233 --> 01:27:07,971
Then why were we in
an open relationship?
2077
01:27:08,055 --> 01:27:09,593
Because! Because...
2078
01:27:09,677 --> 01:27:11,512
Look at you. Look at me.
2079
01:27:13,106 --> 01:27:14,441
I have no fucking business
2080
01:27:14,525 --> 01:27:16,711
being with a woman
as incredible as you,
2081
01:27:16,795 --> 01:27:19,310
but somehow, I convinced
you to be with me.
2082
01:27:20,955 --> 01:27:22,356
I chose to be with you.
2083
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:24,876
Yeah, well, maybe I was scared
that one day you'd wake up
2084
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:26,294
and choose not to be with me.
2085
01:27:26,378 --> 01:27:27,874
You know, realize
you could do better
2086
01:27:27,958 --> 01:27:30,733
and find someone way
more fucking interesting
2087
01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:33,022
and handsome, clearly.
2088
01:27:37,010 --> 01:27:39,245
I figured if I
made it OK, then...
2089
01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:41,902
you'd have one less
reason to leave me.
2090
01:27:44,544 --> 01:27:46,813
You're a fucking crazy person.
2091
01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:48,530
Yeah. I know.
2092
01:28:01,566 --> 01:28:03,936
(People chatting, music playing)
2093
01:28:05,284 --> 01:28:07,319
Hey, Russ, when
are we doing cake?
2094
01:28:16,183 --> 01:28:18,359
Julie, I need to
tell you something.
2095
01:28:18,569 --> 01:28:19,992
Hmm?
2096
01:28:20,188 --> 01:28:21,356
Who are you?
2097
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:23,274
Keri. Who are you?
2098
01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:24,591
Carey.
2099
01:28:24,675 --> 01:28:27,159
Uncle Carey! Can we do the cake?
2100
01:28:27,388 --> 01:28:30,491
Yeah. I just need to
find your candles.
2101
01:28:30,575 --> 01:28:31,476
(Dog barking)
2102
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,362
Noodle, what are you doing?
2103
01:28:33,613 --> 01:28:35,615
Did they let you out
of the Carey closet?
2104
01:28:35,699 --> 01:28:36,756
Come on!
2105
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,073
(Dog barking in distance)
2106
01:28:38,351 --> 01:28:39,528
Whose dog is that?
2107
01:28:39,612 --> 01:28:41,103
I'm pretty sure
that's your dog, dude.
2108
01:28:41,186 --> 01:28:43,081
By the way, your fire
extinguisher expired, man,
2109
01:28:43,165 --> 01:28:44,895
so I grabbed this
big dog from the car.
2110
01:28:44,979 --> 01:28:46,796
-OK.
-You should join sometime.
2111
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:49,202
It's volunteer, but they let you
hang out at the fire station.
2112
01:28:49,285 --> 01:28:50,225
I'll think about it.
2113
01:28:50,309 --> 01:28:51,344
They have a free gym.
2114
01:28:51,428 --> 01:28:52,812
I'm not getting you a dog.
2115
01:28:54,773 --> 01:28:56,142
(Doorbell ringing)
2116
01:29:02,233 --> 01:29:03,940
-Hey, Fede!
-Hey! Sorry I'm late.
2117
01:29:04,024 --> 01:29:05,726
Brought the table in
case anyone is tense.
2118
01:29:05,810 --> 01:29:06,517
OK.
2119
01:29:06,601 --> 01:29:09,860
♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪
2120
01:29:16,042 --> 01:29:18,411
(Julie and Paul
grunting, moaning)
2121
01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:30,090
♪ ♪
2122
01:29:32,059 --> 01:29:34,301
Hey. I'm sorry.
2123
01:29:34,385 --> 01:29:35,596
Did you find them?
2124
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:36,329
What?
2125
01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:38,716
The candles. Did you find them?
2126
01:29:40,086 --> 01:29:41,771
And also not sorry at all.
2127
01:29:41,855 --> 01:29:43,176
-Take these.
-Sweet. Got them!
2128
01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:46,099
How does that feel?
How does it feel?
2129
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:47,340
How does it feel?
2130
01:29:47,424 --> 01:29:48,379
Oh my God. That's amazing!
2131
01:29:48,463 --> 01:29:50,120
Carey, lasagna's ready.
Get the hot pads!
2132
01:29:50,203 --> 01:29:51,151
All right, all right.
2133
01:29:51,235 --> 01:29:53,396
No one told me that
mentalist would be here.
2134
01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:55,161
J'haïs cet estie de gars-là.
2135
01:29:55,245 --> 01:29:56,380
Whoa, whoa.
2136
01:29:59,098 --> 01:30:00,466
What's up, Carey?
2137
01:30:02,729 --> 01:30:04,296
Oh! Hot!
2138
01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:05,307
Hey, Carey?
2139
01:30:05,391 --> 01:30:06,326
Hey!
2140
01:30:06,410 --> 01:30:07,410
How could you?
2141
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:09,088
You promised not
to read my mind.
2142
01:30:09,172 --> 01:30:13,045
No.and, yeah, you promised not to
cheat on me upstairs with Carey
2143
01:30:13,129 --> 01:30:15,575
while I'm here performing
for ungrateful children.
2144
01:30:15,659 --> 01:30:16,827
Uh, sorry, what?
2145
01:30:17,689 --> 01:30:19,150
I did not promise that.
2146
01:30:19,234 --> 01:30:21,143
Yeah, well, your
body made a promise.
2147
01:30:22,829 --> 01:30:23,963
Did that happen?
2148
01:30:24,047 --> 01:30:25,348
Yes, that happened.
2149
01:30:25,432 --> 01:30:27,892
I tried to tell you,
but I told Keri instead.
2150
01:30:27,976 --> 01:30:29,111
Who is that, by the way?
2151
01:30:29,195 --> 01:30:31,531
Hey, yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm still here.
2152
01:30:32,365 --> 01:30:33,900
That's Paul's girlfriend.
2153
01:30:33,984 --> 01:30:35,887
I wouldn't say
"girlfriend" exactly.
2154
01:30:35,971 --> 01:30:36,871
We have an arrangement.
2155
01:30:36,955 --> 01:30:38,196
We met on Seeking Arrangements.
2156
01:30:38,279 --> 01:30:39,516
It's just called Seeking now.
2157
01:30:39,599 --> 01:30:41,935
-Why does she look like you?
-To make Julie jealous.
2158
01:30:42,019 --> 01:30:43,659
That was the arrangement.
2159
01:30:43,743 --> 01:30:45,478
Well, looks like it worked.
2160
01:30:45,562 --> 01:30:47,864
Do you have something
you need to tell me?
2161
01:30:48,762 --> 01:30:49,996
He already knows.
2162
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:51,616
He saw you in the Carey closet.
2163
01:30:51,700 --> 01:30:54,264
Matt, your services are no
longer required here. Thank you.
2164
01:30:54,348 --> 01:30:55,349
Cool, brother.
2165
01:30:55,436 --> 01:30:56,820
I'm sorry.
2166
01:30:56,904 --> 01:30:58,539
OK. I'm sorry too.
2167
01:30:58,623 --> 01:30:59,857
I'm not sorry.
2168
01:30:59,941 --> 01:31:01,350
Yeah, I'm also not sorry.
2169
01:31:01,434 --> 01:31:03,633
-Fuck you, Paul.
-Fuck you, Carey.
2170
01:31:03,717 --> 01:31:04,985
-OK!
-OK...
2171
01:31:05,645 --> 01:31:07,049
Hey, hey, whoa!
2172
01:31:07,133 --> 01:31:08,798
Hey, boundaries! No violence!
2173
01:31:08,882 --> 01:31:10,470
Just boundaries,
please. I think... Hey!
2174
01:31:10,554 --> 01:31:12,368
I think it's time we all
talk about our feelings.
2175
01:31:12,451 --> 01:31:14,453
Nobody wants to talk
about their feelings now.
2176
01:31:14,537 --> 01:31:17,364
All we have is now.
And I revised it.
2177
01:31:17,448 --> 01:31:18,662
I think you're
really gonna like it.
2178
01:31:18,745 --> 01:31:19,901
I think I nailed it.
2179
01:31:19,985 --> 01:31:21,820
No, let's forget
about everything.
2180
01:31:21,904 --> 01:31:23,106
You guys did the full thing.
2181
01:31:23,190 --> 01:31:24,292
We kissed just a little bit,
2182
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:26,610
then she used her hands,
but I didn't finish.
2183
01:31:26,694 --> 01:31:27,595
That still counts.
2184
01:31:27,679 --> 01:31:28,947
"Carey, my love.
2185
01:31:29,068 --> 01:31:31,237
"This is the hardest letter
I've ever re-rewritten.
2186
01:31:31,398 --> 01:31:33,933
"I've tried on a lot of
people, a lot of people,
2187
01:31:34,017 --> 01:31:36,853
"and I've learned that
you are the one that fits.
2188
01:31:37,056 --> 01:31:39,140
"Malcolm Gladwell says it takes
2189
01:31:39,224 --> 01:31:40,372
10,000 hours to
master something."
2190
01:31:40,455 --> 01:31:41,492
(Matt): Malcolm Gladwell?
2191
01:31:41,575 --> 01:31:43,710
"While I haven't been keeping
track of the hours..."
2192
01:31:43,794 --> 01:31:46,670
-No one wants to hear this.
-I really do. Keep going.
2193
01:31:46,754 --> 01:31:48,918
Thank you so much.
"I've gone..."
2194
01:31:49,002 --> 01:31:50,404
Julie, can we talk
in the other room?
2195
01:31:50,487 --> 01:31:52,055
Let her finish.
We're all grownups.
2196
01:31:52,139 --> 01:31:53,174
I can skip to the end.
2197
01:31:53,258 --> 01:31:54,649
No, but before you do that,
2198
01:31:54,746 --> 01:31:55,906
can I do my finale?
2199
01:31:56,237 --> 01:31:57,324
What finale?
2200
01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:58,948
My grand finale. Can I...
2201
01:31:59,032 --> 01:32:01,301
-No. Carey...
-Please, let me do the finale.
2202
01:32:01,385 --> 01:32:02,107
Just do it.
2203
01:32:02,191 --> 01:32:04,894
If you're gonna keep talking,
just go for it. Quick, quick.
2204
01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:07,194
So, does anybody
want some lemonade?
2205
01:32:07,278 --> 01:32:09,645
It was gonna be the first
way I started it. And then...
2206
01:32:11,104 --> 01:32:12,488
And then...
2207
01:32:12,572 --> 01:32:13,974
Whoa!
2208
01:32:16,056 --> 01:32:17,279
What the hell?
2209
01:32:17,363 --> 01:32:19,866
There was a card in
there the whole time?
2210
01:32:19,950 --> 01:32:21,385
And then the card...
2211
01:32:22,603 --> 01:32:23,904
is a queen of hearts.
2212
01:32:23,988 --> 01:32:25,267
'Cause you're my queen,
2213
01:32:25,351 --> 01:32:27,920
and you'll always have
a slice of my heart.
2214
01:32:28,148 --> 01:32:29,316
And then I was gonna...
2215
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:30,824
I thought you don't do magic.
2216
01:32:30,908 --> 01:32:32,021
Yeah, of course I do magic.
2217
01:32:32,104 --> 01:32:33,272
Then I was gonna do this.
2218
01:32:36,930 --> 01:32:38,111
King of spades,
2219
01:32:38,195 --> 01:32:41,088
because I'm your king,
and I got spayed.
2220
01:32:41,172 --> 01:32:43,841
And then I was gonna
take out this rope.
2221
01:32:44,157 --> 01:32:45,792
I got snipped.
2222
01:32:47,274 --> 01:32:48,842
But now...
2223
01:32:50,711 --> 01:32:51,945
I'm not.
2224
01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:54,234
I don't get it.
2225
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:58,416
I got my vasectomy
reversed for you.
2226
01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:00,103
That's fucking crazy. Fuck it.
2227
01:33:00,187 --> 01:33:01,722
-It's not crazy.
-I don't need that.
2228
01:33:01,806 --> 01:33:02,872
Carey, look at me.
2229
01:33:02,956 --> 01:33:04,525
I'm not perfect.
-God!
2230
01:33:04,609 --> 01:33:06,182
But life's not perfect, right?
2231
01:33:06,266 --> 01:33:07,570
We have to take charge,
2232
01:33:07,654 --> 01:33:09,362
and we are the masters
of our own destiny.
2233
01:33:09,446 --> 01:33:11,107
-I completely agree. Julie?
-No.
2234
01:33:11,191 --> 01:33:12,359
-(Ashley): I love you.
-No.
2235
01:33:12,443 --> 01:33:14,414
And I'm sorry that I had
to go on this whole journey
2236
01:33:14,497 --> 01:33:15,632
to realize that it's you.
2237
01:33:15,716 --> 01:33:18,060
It's you who I want to
start a family with.
2238
01:33:18,144 --> 01:33:19,212
I have a family now.
2239
01:33:19,296 --> 01:33:20,805
-No, you don't.
-I have a kid...
2240
01:33:20,889 --> 01:33:22,114
-Don't you dare.
-...I'm an uncle to.
2241
01:33:22,197 --> 01:33:24,636
Oh my God! This is
never gonna end.
2242
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:26,501
It'll be like this
forever and ever.
2243
01:33:26,585 --> 01:33:28,453
This is such a
fucking dumpster fire.
2244
01:33:28,537 --> 01:33:29,705
(Children): Fire!
2245
01:33:29,789 --> 01:33:31,658
(Children screaming)
2246
01:33:31,742 --> 01:33:33,944
Russ, get out of the way! Move!
2247
01:33:35,995 --> 01:33:37,064
Oh!
2248
01:33:37,148 --> 01:33:38,383
Dad, you're on fire!
2249
01:33:38,467 --> 01:33:40,268
Oh, shit! Oh! oh, shit! Oh!
2250
01:33:40,352 --> 01:33:41,987
Move, move, move!
2251
01:33:42,071 --> 01:33:43,605
(Screaming)
2252
01:33:47,727 --> 01:33:49,195
Oh my God!
2253
01:33:49,279 --> 01:33:50,614
Sit down. Sit.
2254
01:33:50,698 --> 01:33:51,833
Are you OK?
2255
01:33:51,917 --> 01:33:53,118
Ah! I think so.
2256
01:33:53,202 --> 01:33:54,804
-Fuck, your eyebrows.
-Carey, call 911!
2257
01:33:54,888 --> 01:33:57,290
-Jackson, call 911!
-Sorry, Dad. I did the cake.
2258
01:33:57,374 --> 01:33:58,742
What's the number?
2259
01:34:06,987 --> 01:34:08,655
-Hey!
-Hey!
2260
01:34:09,856 --> 01:34:10,899
How is he?
2261
01:34:10,983 --> 01:34:13,252
Good. He's sleeping.
2262
01:34:26,005 --> 01:34:27,974
I'm really happy for you.
2263
01:34:28,109 --> 01:34:29,309
Thanks.
2264
01:34:31,945 --> 01:34:34,215
Hey! I brought Zuka Giri.
2265
01:34:34,314 --> 01:34:36,367
Oh, they don't
allow outside food.
2266
01:34:36,451 --> 01:34:37,610
I know, they feed you poison
2267
01:34:37,693 --> 01:34:39,233
and they wonder why
everyone's sick.
2268
01:34:39,317 --> 01:34:40,952
Hey, hide that under your vest.
2269
01:34:42,456 --> 01:34:44,458
Let's go, come on.
Keep it hidden.
2270
01:34:44,558 --> 01:34:45,459
She created a human.
2271
01:34:45,559 --> 01:34:46,627
The least I could do
2272
01:34:46,727 --> 01:34:48,662
is bring 7 to 8 pounds
of sushi, you know?
2273
01:34:53,233 --> 01:34:54,568
(Ashley laughing)
2274
01:34:54,652 --> 01:34:56,621
What do you want? Hand or mouth?
2275
01:34:56,705 --> 01:34:58,007
You want hand?
2276
01:34:58,305 --> 01:35:01,209
Hand!
2277
01:35:01,308 --> 01:35:03,477
I feel like he can read my mind.
2278
01:35:03,577 --> 01:35:05,365
You can read Mama's mind?
2279
01:35:05,449 --> 01:35:07,347
Sí o no?
2280
01:35:07,447 --> 01:35:09,583
(Baby babbling)
2281
01:35:10,515 --> 01:35:13,179
The trick is to just put
a good amount in here
2282
01:35:13,263 --> 01:35:15,764
so that when you put
the pieces together,
2283
01:35:15,848 --> 01:35:18,062
the gold kind of spills
through the cracks.
2284
01:35:18,146 --> 01:35:19,882
The patterns on
this are incredible.
2285
01:35:19,966 --> 01:35:21,833
I know. I love kintsugi.
2286
01:35:22,143 --> 01:35:26,667
This is really nice, just
being here and existing.
2287
01:35:26,751 --> 01:35:29,553
Hey! How you going?
2288
01:35:30,403 --> 01:35:31,538
Good.
2289
01:35:31,765 --> 01:35:32,967
Yeah, good.
2290
01:35:33,093 --> 01:35:34,227
Good.
2291
01:35:34,494 --> 01:35:36,096
-Yeah.
-Good.
2292
01:35:36,180 --> 01:35:37,615
Hey, you think they're flirting?
2293
01:35:37,699 --> 01:35:39,668
-Who cares?
-I do.
2294
01:35:40,221 --> 01:35:41,794
Hey.
-Hey.
2295
01:35:41,878 --> 01:35:42,912
We slept together.
2296
01:35:42,996 --> 01:35:43,686
Who?
2297
01:35:43,770 --> 01:35:45,638
Julie and I. Second
time this year.
2298
01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:47,006
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
2299
01:35:47,090 --> 01:35:49,405
Best sex she's ever had.
Her words, not mine.
2300
01:35:49,489 --> 01:35:50,783
Those don't sound
like her words.
2301
01:35:50,866 --> 01:35:53,368
Well, you know, not
like vocal words,
2302
01:35:53,452 --> 01:35:54,661
but her eyes...
2303
01:35:54,745 --> 01:35:55,967
Are you guys back together?
2304
01:35:56,051 --> 01:35:57,318
No.
2305
01:35:57,604 --> 01:35:59,840
He's just always around.
2306
01:36:00,827 --> 01:36:02,019
He likes chasing me.
2307
01:36:02,103 --> 01:36:02,969
It's kind of our thing.
2308
01:36:03,053 --> 01:36:03,699
Mmm.
2309
01:36:03,783 --> 01:36:04,916
How does this thing work?
2310
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,070
OK, so good news.
Spoke with Spectrum.
2311
01:36:07,154 --> 01:36:09,189
The Internet will be up
and running by Thursday.
2312
01:36:09,273 --> 01:36:10,881
How is that good news?
We're gone by then.
2313
01:36:10,964 --> 01:36:12,382
Well, it's good news in general.
2314
01:36:12,466 --> 01:36:13,502
It's something I wanted done.
2315
01:36:13,585 --> 01:36:15,054
Now it's done, and here we are.
2316
01:36:15,138 --> 01:36:16,007
(Baby crying)
2317
01:36:16,091 --> 01:36:17,105
That's so loud. Wow!
2318
01:36:17,189 --> 01:36:18,843
This is a nice place.
Ever think about selling?
2319
01:36:18,926 --> 01:36:20,410
Yeah, definitely not. At all.
2320
01:36:20,494 --> 01:36:22,311
I got it for nothing
from the bank.
2321
01:36:22,395 --> 01:36:23,688
It's booked for
months in advance.
2322
01:36:23,771 --> 01:36:25,432
I don't even need
to do anything.
2323
01:36:25,516 --> 01:36:27,499
You have to do something.
It's natural wood siding.
2324
01:36:27,582 --> 01:36:29,357
You have to treat it
or you'll get wood rot.
2325
01:36:29,441 --> 01:36:31,210
Well, who's going to
notice that, ever?
2326
01:36:31,294 --> 01:36:33,996
Get your feet off the coffee
table, please. Thanks, bud.
2327
01:36:34,568 --> 01:36:36,237
This fucking guy.
2328
01:36:36,370 --> 01:36:37,538
Why is he still here?
2329
01:36:37,622 --> 01:36:38,852
Says he's a Superhost.
2330
01:36:38,936 --> 01:36:41,275
What is that, like,
an Airbnb slumlord?
2331
01:36:41,605 --> 01:36:43,478
(♪ Criola Multicolorida by
José Roberto on stereo ♪)
2332
01:36:43,561 --> 01:36:45,983
There we go. It's working.
2333
01:36:46,067 --> 01:36:47,701
So he's your uncle?
2334
01:36:47,785 --> 01:36:52,189
Well, he was my gym teacher,
then sort of my stepdad,
2335
01:36:52,273 --> 01:36:54,609
and now he's just
my uncle again.
2336
01:36:54,693 --> 01:36:55,962
We're not related.
2337
01:36:56,046 --> 01:36:58,715
Cool. And they're
all still friends?
2338
01:36:58,807 --> 01:37:00,140
Best friends.
2339
01:37:00,426 --> 01:37:01,895
I got Arturo to sleep.
2340
01:37:01,979 --> 01:37:02,890
Oh, good!
2341
01:37:02,974 --> 01:37:04,274
Kid loves music.
2342
01:37:04,358 --> 01:37:05,760
You need anything?
2343
01:37:05,940 --> 01:37:07,642
Um, you know what?
2344
01:37:07,726 --> 01:37:08,852
I'll have an espresso.
2345
01:37:08,936 --> 01:37:10,319
Oh, me too, please!
2346
01:37:10,403 --> 01:37:11,868
Yes! Gotcha!
2347
01:37:11,952 --> 01:37:12,953
Thank you.
2348
01:37:14,002 --> 01:37:16,203
He loves being a dad.
2349
01:37:16,287 --> 01:37:18,023
How much you think
this thing costs?
2350
01:37:18,107 --> 01:37:19,508
I don't know, Brandon.
2351
01:37:19,666 --> 01:37:22,168
You never really know
what something's worth
2352
01:37:22,252 --> 01:37:23,388
until you sink it.
2353
01:37:25,012 --> 01:37:28,776
Oh, uh, do we need
life jackets or...
2354
01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:30,129
No, we're good.
2355
01:37:30,213 --> 01:37:31,448
(Motor starting)
2356
01:37:32,886 --> 01:37:33,753
This table's wobbly.
2357
01:37:33,837 --> 01:37:35,773
It's an Airbnb.
What do you expect?
2358
01:37:35,857 --> 01:37:37,291
I expect that when someone buys
2359
01:37:37,375 --> 01:37:38,715
an architectural masterpiece,
2360
01:37:38,799 --> 01:37:40,857
they don't fill it
with Ikea furniture.
2361
01:37:40,941 --> 01:37:42,675
I have a joke about Ikea.
2362
01:37:42,809 --> 01:37:44,473
Never mind. The
setup takes too long.
2363
01:37:44,557 --> 01:37:46,360
(Laughing)
2364
01:37:46,861 --> 01:37:49,234
-When I buy this place back...
-You're not buying it back.
2365
01:37:49,318 --> 01:37:50,820
-I might.
-You gotta manifest it.
2366
01:37:50,904 --> 01:37:54,348
-With what money?
-If we pooled our money together we can...
2367
01:37:54,432 --> 01:37:55,221
-Hey!
-Oh, shit!
2368
01:37:55,305 --> 01:37:56,061
-Hey!
-What the fuck?
2369
01:37:56,145 --> 01:37:57,354
Hey, what's going on?
2370
01:37:57,438 --> 01:37:59,507
Your son just stole
my fucking jet boat!
2371
01:37:59,591 --> 01:38:00,569
You sure that's him?
2372
01:38:00,653 --> 01:38:02,655
Yes, I'm fucking
sure that's him.
2373
01:38:02,739 --> 01:38:04,573
It's him right there! Look!
2374
01:38:04,657 --> 01:38:05,892
That doesn't look like him.
2375
01:38:05,976 --> 01:38:07,843
Oh my God, I can
100% guarantee you
2376
01:38:07,927 --> 01:38:09,862
that is their shit cunt spawn.
2377
01:38:09,946 --> 01:38:11,416
Hey, stop calling him that.
2378
01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:13,075
Yeah, your son is a shit cunt!
2379
01:38:13,159 --> 01:38:14,292
Not his son!
2380
01:38:14,376 --> 01:38:15,410
(Grunting)
2381
01:38:15,494 --> 01:38:16,939
-Motherfucker!
-Ah!
2382
01:38:17,023 --> 01:38:18,123
Fuck!
2383
01:38:18,378 --> 01:38:20,314
Should we... should
we help them?
2384
01:38:20,398 --> 01:38:21,632
(Men shouting, indistinct)
2385
01:38:21,716 --> 01:38:23,664
-No, just leave them.
-Ah, no biting! No biting!
2386
01:38:23,747 --> 01:38:25,381
♪♪ Meet me in the
middle of the day ♪
2387
01:38:25,465 --> 01:38:28,111
♪ Let me hear you
say everything's OK ♪
2388
01:38:28,195 --> 01:38:31,560
♪ Bring me southern
kisses from your room ♪
2389
01:38:33,552 --> 01:38:35,279
♪ Meet me in the
middle of the night ♪
2390
01:38:35,363 --> 01:38:38,308
♪ Let me hear you say
everything's all right ♪
2391
01:38:38,392 --> 01:38:41,930
♪ Let me smell the
moon in your perfume ♪
2392
01:38:42,409 --> 01:38:45,535
♪ Oh, gods and years
will rise and fall ♪
2393
01:38:45,619 --> 01:38:48,222
♪ And there's always
something more ♪
2394
01:38:48,306 --> 01:38:50,675
♪ Lost in talk,
I waste my time ♪
2395
01:38:50,759 --> 01:38:52,928
♪ And it's all
been said before ♪
2396
01:38:53,012 --> 01:38:56,381
♪ While further down
behind the masquerade ♪
2397
01:38:56,465 --> 01:38:58,067
♪ The tears are there ♪
2398
01:38:58,151 --> 01:39:01,287
♪ I don't ask for
all that much ♪
2399
01:39:01,371 --> 01:39:06,143
♪ I just want someone to care ♪
2400
01:39:06,227 --> 01:39:08,064
♪ Answer right now ♪
2401
01:39:08,148 --> 01:39:10,081
♪ Meet me in the
middle of the day ♪
2402
01:39:10,165 --> 01:39:12,916
♪ Let me hear you
say everything's OK ♪
2403
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:16,481
♪ Come on out beneath
the shining sun ♪
2404
01:39:18,065 --> 01:39:19,960
♪ Meet me in the
middle of the night ♪
2405
01:39:20,044 --> 01:39:22,940
♪ Let me hear you say
everything's all right ♪
2406
01:39:23,024 --> 01:39:27,756
♪ Sneak on out beneath
the stars and run ♪
2407
01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:29,641
♪ Yeah ♪
2408
01:39:32,393 --> 01:39:35,329
♪ Oh yeah, yes, yes ♪
2409
01:39:35,413 --> 01:39:37,149
♪ Oh yes ♪
2410
01:39:47,739 --> 01:39:49,042
♪ It's king and queen ♪
2411
01:39:49,126 --> 01:39:52,595
♪ And we must go down now
beyond the chandelier ♪
2412
01:39:52,679 --> 01:39:55,259
♪ Where I won't have
to speak my mind ♪
2413
01:39:55,343 --> 01:39:57,713
♪ And you won't have to hear ♪
2414
01:39:58,005 --> 01:40:00,406
♪ Shreds of news
and afterthoughts ♪
2415
01:40:00,490 --> 01:40:02,994
♪ And complicated scenes ♪
2416
01:40:03,078 --> 01:40:05,236
♪ We'll weather down
behind the light ♪
2417
01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:09,257
♪ And fade like magazines ♪
2418
01:40:09,341 --> 01:40:12,568
♪ Time flies like the
wind, nothing to give now ♪
2419
01:40:12,652 --> 01:40:14,297
♪ Meet me in the
middle of the day ♪
2420
01:40:14,381 --> 01:40:17,317
♪ Let me hear you
say everything's OK ♪
2421
01:40:17,401 --> 01:40:20,604
♪ Bring me southern
kisses from your room ♪
2422
01:40:21,369 --> 01:40:22,613
♪ Hey, hey ♪
2423
01:40:22,697 --> 01:40:24,431
♪ Meet me in the
middle of the night ♪
2424
01:40:24,515 --> 01:40:27,049
♪ Let me hear you say
everything's all right ♪
2425
01:40:27,133 --> 01:40:31,397
♪ Let me smell the
moon in your perfume ♪
2426
01:40:31,481 --> 01:40:32,951
♪ Oh, now ♪
2427
01:40:33,035 --> 01:40:35,003
♪ Meet me in the
middle of the day ♪
2428
01:40:35,087 --> 01:40:37,590
♪ Let me hear you
say everything's OK ♪
2429
01:40:37,674 --> 01:40:41,541
♪ Let me see you
smiling back at me ♪
2430
01:40:41,625 --> 01:40:43,120
♪ Hey ♪
2431
01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:44,868
♪ Meet me in the
middle of the night ♪
2432
01:40:44,952 --> 01:40:47,687
♪ Let me hear you say
everything's all right ♪
2433
01:40:47,771 --> 01:40:50,874
♪ Hold me tight and
lovin', love is free ♪
2434
01:40:51,839 --> 01:40:53,407
♪ Oh ♪
2435
01:41:01,995 --> 01:41:03,530
♪ OK ♪♪
155822
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof