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Well, you know, Jack is running late, so
you might as well just come in and have
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a seat.
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Uh, how late is he going to be? I really
want to get to this party on time.
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I think he said like an hour.
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I know. My son is constantly late. Why
is he always late? I don't know.
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Did he learn it from you?
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No, it doesn't run in the family.
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All right.
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Didn't really plan for sitting down with
this costume.
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I'm not really understanding this
costume, but that's okay.
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It's from the internet.
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Yeah? Yeah, I just saw him kind of
around. But forget about that. Your
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looks great.
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Thank you.
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I actually just put it on. It's probably
Steve at the office. He's working late.
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Yeah? How are you going to get over
there? Just like, boom, show up, poop
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smoke?
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No. No? No, I'm going to use that old
-fashioned method of the vehicle.
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Yeah, drive there. I didn't have any
idea that genies could drive.
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Yeah, well, you know. Learn something
new every Halloween, right? I got
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So, yeah,
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I don't quite understand this whole
costume thingamabobber here.
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So it's an internet thing.
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Well, yeah, there's this group of guys,
and they do funny videos and stuff, and
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it's kind of based off this famous
singer dude, and they do this thing, and
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give out a present, and it's a box, It
was a surprise in the box. And that's
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kind of the funny part. The best part is
because this whole song is like, and I
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can't really remember exactly how it
goes, but it's pretty good.
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It's not my era.
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No, maybe not, but still. So what's
supposed to be in the box then?
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It's my dick in a box.
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What? Yeah.
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Okay, so that's the gag?
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That's the gag. No, that's totally it.
It's the dick in a box. It's the dick in
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a box.
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But here, look.
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So your dick is really in that box?
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I don't know. Find out. That's a
surprise.
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I don't think that I should be... First
of all, I don't believe that your dick
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is in the box. And secondly, being that
I've known you your entire life and
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you've been like... I don't know, my
son's best friend since, I don't know,
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were born. I would say that may not be
appropriate for me to even think about
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looking for your dick in the box, but
I... That's totally the gag. You're
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totally missing the gag. Your dick is
still not in the box.
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Are you afraid to find out?
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Oh, 42 -year -old woman, I ain't afraid
of nothing. I bet you won't look.
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Oh, I know it's not in there anyway.
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See? I didn't know I had it up here.
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Tell me it's a
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dildo in a box.
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Tell me it's a dildo in a box. That's
not the name of the video.
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It's not a dildo in a box. It's a dick
in a box.
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Stand up.
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So you plan on walking around with your
dick in a box on that wall?
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Well, where else am I going to keep it?
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This box doesn't hold itself on.
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I'm going to look again because I'm not
so sure I believe there's a dick in the
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box. I think it's a dildo in the box.
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Give it a squeeze for realism.
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I'm not going to do that.
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Come on.
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Oh my god, your dick is in the box.
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Your dick is in the box.
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I told you.
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I even warned you.
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You need to put the cover back on the
box.
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Look, look, cover.
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Gone.
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Okay, your little joke is over.
Halloween is now over for you. This is
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costume. Here.
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No!
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What are you hoping to achieve?
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I want you to make sure it's real. Test
it.
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Come on, you look awesome in this
costume.
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I've got a dick in a box.
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I'm giving away presents.
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Are you hitting on me right now?
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I'm just charitable. I'm giving away a
present.
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No?
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Halloween can't have presents?
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You like the genie?
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I do like the genie. Look.
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Your boobs look awesome. I'm just going
to say it. Oh, my God. Look, they're
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huge. I am never going to see it.
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You know you wore the sexy costume to go
to your husband and be like, look, I'm
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a genie. Look how awesome my boobs look.
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See? I can see in that face. That's
exactly what you were planning.
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You were probably going to show up in
some trench coat and be like, oh,
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surprise. Well, guess what? Surprise.
Stick in a box.
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I'm oddly intrigued by you right now.
You should be.
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I can't believe I'm looking at your dick
and it's in that box.
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Can I, can I, um... Yes. Can we lose the
box? We can lose the box.
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Can we lose that box? Can we?
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Goodbye, box.
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Be gone.
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You know what?
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The pants are attached to the box, too.
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Nothing that... Nothing that should
matter since your dick was already
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out, but I have to say the fact that
your pants are actually down around your
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ankles right now makes this all more
real.
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You're touching me, my bad.
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No, I'm not.
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No, here, look. Do you like that?
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You like those big tits? Yeah, I do. I
keep coming back to the tits. Here,
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Oh, my God.
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What makes you think of this right now?
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Halloween spirit.
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Oh, my God. I can't even believe I'm
contemplating this moment right now.
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I dream of Jeannie.
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You better hurry up, though.
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Yeah? Yeah, before Jack gets there,
he'll get your dick back in the box.
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Let's work on that.
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Presents are best unwrapped.
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You should get your balls in the box
too.
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Yeah? I think Jack looked awful lonely
in there. I think you should keep
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your genie lamp.
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That's my hand.
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Get those off.
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You don't mind if I leave my sunglasses
on, do you? Oh, I know.
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It's a very risky business.
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Thank you so much. You're welcome.
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I love you, too.
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We are not even feeding it into that
pussy.
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Mm -hmm.
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Trick or treat.
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