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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:08,830 Well, you know, Jack is running late, so you might as well just come in and have 2 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:09,669 a seat. 3 00:00:09,670 --> 00:00:12,970 Uh, how late is he going to be? I really want to get to this party on time. 4 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:14,590 I think he said like an hour. 5 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:18,770 I know. My son is constantly late. Why is he always late? I don't know. 6 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:20,090 Did he learn it from you? 7 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:21,890 No, it doesn't run in the family. 8 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:24,770 All right. 9 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,690 Didn't really plan for sitting down with this costume. 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,740 I'm not really understanding this costume, but that's okay. 11 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:40,700 It's from the internet. 12 00:00:41,260 --> 00:00:45,080 Yeah? Yeah, I just saw him kind of around. But forget about that. Your 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,080 looks great. 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,059 Thank you. 15 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:51,180 I actually just put it on. It's probably Steve at the office. He's working late. 16 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:56,440 Yeah? How are you going to get over there? Just like, boom, show up, poop 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,440 smoke? 18 00:00:57,780 --> 00:01:02,600 No. No? No, I'm going to use that old -fashioned method of the vehicle. 19 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,020 Yeah, drive there. I didn't have any idea that genies could drive. 20 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:11,280 Yeah, well, you know. Learn something new every Halloween, right? I got 21 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,240 So, yeah, 22 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:20,320 I don't quite understand this whole costume thingamabobber here. 23 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,820 So it's an internet thing. 24 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:26,640 Well, yeah, there's this group of guys, and they do funny videos and stuff, and 25 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:31,040 it's kind of based off this famous singer dude, and they do this thing, and 26 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:35,020 give out a present, and it's a box, It was a surprise in the box. And that's 27 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:38,920 kind of the funny part. The best part is because this whole song is like, and I 28 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,660 can't really remember exactly how it goes, but it's pretty good. 29 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,520 It's not my era. 30 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,740 No, maybe not, but still. So what's supposed to be in the box then? 31 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:53,980 It's my dick in a box. 32 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,540 What? Yeah. 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,020 Okay, so that's the gag? 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,120 That's the gag. No, that's totally it. It's the dick in a box. It's the dick in 35 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,120 a box. 36 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:06,800 But here, look. 37 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,639 So your dick is really in that box? 38 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,300 I don't know. Find out. That's a surprise. 39 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,600 I don't think that I should be... First of all, I don't believe that your dick 40 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:23,160 is in the box. And secondly, being that I've known you your entire life and 41 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,660 you've been like... I don't know, my son's best friend since, I don't know, 42 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:32,040 were born. I would say that may not be appropriate for me to even think about 43 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:38,220 looking for your dick in the box, but I... That's totally the gag. You're 44 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,720 totally missing the gag. Your dick is still not in the box. 45 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:42,560 Are you afraid to find out? 46 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:47,420 Oh, 42 -year -old woman, I ain't afraid of nothing. I bet you won't look. 47 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,980 Oh, I know it's not in there anyway. 48 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,050 See? I didn't know I had it up here. 49 00:02:57,050 --> 00:03:04,030 Tell me it's a 50 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,030 dildo in a box. 51 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,730 Tell me it's a dildo in a box. That's not the name of the video. 52 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:12,090 It's not a dildo in a box. It's a dick in a box. 53 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:15,070 Stand up. 54 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:24,250 So you plan on walking around with your dick in a box on that wall? 55 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,510 Well, where else am I going to keep it? 56 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:31,250 This box doesn't hold itself on. 57 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:35,630 I'm going to look again because I'm not so sure I believe there's a dick in the 58 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:37,190 box. I think it's a dildo in the box. 59 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:40,110 Give it a squeeze for realism. 60 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:43,130 I'm not going to do that. 61 00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:46,150 Come on. 62 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,580 Oh my god, your dick is in the box. 63 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,540 Your dick is in the box. 64 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,760 I told you. 65 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:00,100 I even warned you. 66 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,260 You need to put the cover back on the box. 67 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,480 Look, look, cover. 68 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,480 Gone. 69 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:13,120 Okay, your little joke is over. Halloween is now over for you. This is 70 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,059 costume. Here. 71 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,060 No! 72 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:17,959 What are you hoping to achieve? 73 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:21,260 I want you to make sure it's real. Test it. 74 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,360 Come on, you look awesome in this costume. 75 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,000 I've got a dick in a box. 76 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:27,960 I'm giving away presents. 77 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:30,220 Are you hitting on me right now? 78 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:32,240 I'm just charitable. I'm giving away a present. 79 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,060 No? 80 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,160 Halloween can't have presents? 81 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:38,560 You like the genie? 82 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,000 I do like the genie. Look. 83 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:44,400 Your boobs look awesome. I'm just going to say it. Oh, my God. Look, they're 84 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,900 huge. I am never going to see it. 85 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:50,820 You know you wore the sexy costume to go to your husband and be like, look, I'm 86 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,640 a genie. Look how awesome my boobs look. 87 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:57,060 See? I can see in that face. That's exactly what you were planning. 88 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,700 You were probably going to show up in some trench coat and be like, oh, 89 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,000 surprise. Well, guess what? Surprise. Stick in a box. 90 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,800 I'm oddly intrigued by you right now. You should be. 91 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,880 I can't believe I'm looking at your dick and it's in that box. 92 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,860 Can I, can I, um... Yes. Can we lose the box? We can lose the box. 93 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:23,700 Can we lose that box? Can we? 94 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:26,460 Goodbye, box. 95 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,800 Be gone. 96 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,120 You know what? 97 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,520 The pants are attached to the box, too. 98 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:38,180 Nothing that... Nothing that should matter since your dick was already 99 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:41,480 out, but I have to say the fact that your pants are actually down around your 100 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,320 ankles right now makes this all more real. 101 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:47,630 You're touching me, my bad. 102 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:48,989 No, I'm not. 103 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:50,790 No, here, look. Do you like that? 104 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:54,510 You like those big tits? Yeah, I do. I keep coming back to the tits. Here, 105 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,830 Oh, my God. 106 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:01,210 What makes you think of this right now? 107 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:04,910 Halloween spirit. 108 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:10,850 Oh, my God. I can't even believe I'm contemplating this moment right now. 109 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,760 I dream of Jeannie. 110 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:31,680 You better hurry up, though. 111 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,060 Yeah? Yeah, before Jack gets there, he'll get your dick back in the box. 112 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,200 Let's work on that. 113 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:20,480 Presents are best unwrapped. 114 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,120 You should get your balls in the box too. 115 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:02,860 Yeah? I think Jack looked awful lonely in there. I think you should keep 116 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:03,860 your genie lamp. 117 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:50,660 That's my hand. 118 00:10:33,179 --> 00:10:34,340 Get those off. 119 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,980 You don't mind if I leave my sunglasses on, do you? Oh, I know. 120 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,100 It's a very risky business. 121 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,160 Thank you so much. You're welcome. 122 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:18,060 I love you, too. 123 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,880 We are not even feeding it into that pussy. 124 00:31:17,379 --> 00:31:19,160 Mm -hmm. 125 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:52,570 Trick or treat. 9451

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