All language subtitles for Familie Immerscharf 8 (1990s)

Good morning, Mama.

Good morning, Elvis.

And happy birthday.

Wäre es nicht schöner für dich, wenn ich
dich dabei lecke?

Sicher wäre es schöner.

Aber du weißt doch, dass du mich erst
wieder lecken darfst, wenn du dir die

Schwanz in deinem Nauch hattest.

Du musst dich endlich an Schwänze
gewöhnen.

Oh, Mama.

Es ging dir bisher so gut mit uns ohne
Schwänze.

Nur du und ich.

Übrigens hat Papa gesagt, der will mich
gar nicht fickern.

Du musst ihn eben so geil machen.

that he thinks he's in heaven, if he
doesn't bring you back immediately.

Make him calm?

How can that be?

Don't be so stupid.

Show him your ass and your moustache.
Add a few words of swine, then he'll

you.

Words of swine?

Then I have to throw a big cognac in
front of him.

Yes, that's good.

Try to be really loud.

He's wearing a super -short t -shirt, so
that he always has your butt in his

mouth.

And you think he's going to stand on his
own?

If you manage to pull him through to the
end,

I'll give you something I've always
rejected.

That I'm allowed to flirt with him.

Oh, Mom, that was my dream.

Maybe I still want to make you a
beautiful, perfect dick.

Ah, these thoughts are going to shut me
up.

um

And why is there no electricity in the
toilet?

Come on, he knows what I mean.

You'll get that one too, but first to
Daddy.

If that's what you think, Mama.

Don't be afraid.

It's a nice thing.

You'll soon realize that too.

Come on, let's play with it.

Come over here. Sit down.

You can't put your nose in there.

Mama is sure that the belly will bite me
first.

I'm not going to put it in there. I
promise you that.

It's going to bite you anyway.

Rub your gizzards with it.

There's another one in there.

Marion is on the phone.

A friend?

That's not going to be my sister -in
-law.

Who kicked your father out?

Three years ago, Marion.

Okay, I'll take it easy.

Marion? Is that you?

Hello, brother. It's me, Sturich.

Nonsense. I'm really happy that you
called me back after so long.

I have such a longing for you.

Is it true that Daddy isn't here
anymore?

Yes, he's gone.

And when is it in the States?

At the moment, Federico is taking care
of us.

The one who married in Sweden?

Exactly.

Tell me, what are you doing right now?

You probably notice something.

I'm sitting here right now and you're
taking care of me like crazy.

I've been alone for two weeks.

My hole is white.

Come here.

I'll stop you.

You know, I was already with Ryan in
Sabah.

But you never let me in.

Only if Danny was allowed to.

He just had a bigger tail.

Yes, and that's why he threw you out.

Because he didn't want to understand
that I suddenly had a boyfriend.

Kannst du mir verzeihen? Ich mach's
wieder gut, wenn du mich lässt.

Schwing dich her.

Das wird der geilste Wiedergutmachungs
-Fick des Jahrhunderts.

Sobald ich abgeschlossen hab, mach ich
mich auf den Weg.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Come on, grab him and send him home.

No.

By the

way,

Frederike, what I wanted to ask you,
this may not have been serious, what you

said yesterday.

Sex between parents and children is
always part of the family.

I can show you a picture of my mother
-in -law Dagmar.

How she drives her son and daughter.

Good for you, little one.

That will definitely make you fall
asleep.

But it will be in our ass.

Come on, leave it clean.

Go.

Yes, Daddy.

A refreshment for you.

Because you're going to get dry hair
soon.

Thank you, my child.

How are you doing around there?

Don't you like it?

Shameless, just shameless.

Get your tits out.

Don't pull yourself together.

Do you just like them from the D?

Of course.

Show me your butt.

Don't be so stupid.

Let them look right in between.

Good work, little one. You can do it.

Put him in his ass now.

Damn it!

Tear him apart and tear his ass apart so
he can see your wiggly ass.

Olaf, is that not a heavenly ass?

Friederike, what's the matter?

Do you understand what kind of a snuggly
daughter you have?

Yes, but I know that.

Isn't it worth to be fucked?

Surely it's not worth to be sucked into
your tail.

And why are you pulling your pants out?

Because I'm her father.

Such ugly excuses are always available
in the house.

Oh,

look at how shameless.

A huge stand.

Is that paternalism?

Come on, little one.

Just call me.

Maybe I'll throw you in there.

Mama, you really think of everything.

And now tell your father what kind of
asshole he is.

There's really no taboo here.

This is Dagmar with Rolf and Iris, who
are currently on a trip to Italy with

their class.

Ah, yes.

And here, at the blind date, you're
riding on your son.

Yes.

Yes, and here, Rolf spits his mother in
the mouth.

And to me, she licks her son and is
picked by our brother.

Ah,

here we have it.

And this is a typical party picture from
the house in Aschauf.

Party picture.

Yes, and here your mother even lies in
her arse.

Thank you, that's enough. I don't need
to see anything.

And? Are you ready to follow a good
example?

How can you be so stubborn?

Come on, little one, sit down and look
at yourself.

Do you see how cringy that is?

You can't put your head in the closet
all by yourself.

Yes, what is it? Do you have any birds?

As always, Auntie Figgy. I'll be right
there.

Now all that's left is your daughter's
life.

Ah, that's Daddy and Mario.

Hello, my dears.

Don't let it bother you.

Aunt Frederike, I'm glad you're so
brave.

On this ship, who couldn't wait until I
was there.

I'm sorry, Sister.

It's okay.

When I see you, I feel like home.

And who is this insolent gentleman?

I'm the husband of your aunt.

May I help you?

You're right.

I don't care which tail you brush.

But Didi, you can't escape from us, can
you?

Let's go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where did my little brother go?

He must have a bad conscience.

Thank God, I was able to get closer.

The last step to the right fix should
not even fall through now.

It would probably no longer be possible
with this film.

Ah, we'll see about that.

I'm so happy, man.

Come,

let me take a look.

It's just as knackered as before.

Sounds promising.

The more you get me up, the faster I'll
fill your hungry hole.

And now we're going to hit your mother
in the ears, on which it's always so

sharp, yes? Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

A position that your mother will
definitely like, yes?

I'm out.

That was great, little brother.

You're doing better than Daddy.

Yeah, Daddy's mom's already fixed it.

How long will you stay in the States?

Well, until all the Americans are gone,
I guess.

What do you think if I move in here
again?

Well, my tail has already been pulled
for a year.

And I promise you...

that you may also have other orders.

First I want you again.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yes, do it.

I'm happy if you liked it.

Now I have a joke for you, which is
called Carousel.

And to do this, let's take off our
clothes first.

So,

men,

get out with your tongues.

So, whenever I say anything else, I'll
sit down and watch the other one.

Okay?

Okay.

Oh, so worth saying. Worth saying.

Bye, Tom.

And it goes on.

Vince? Oh.

Und weiter geht's.

If you want to look for a house...

. . . .

. . . . .

Or we inform our operations command that
they are as they are and drag them into

the headquarters.

That's unbelievable.

What the authorities here in Germany
allow themselves.

Well, do we want to let Sardinia have a
nice bath?

On a few fingers more or less in my
mouth it doesn't matter to me either.

Yes, you're right. After all, we have
nothing to hide.

Come on, let's bring it behind us.

Also, ich lasse die glorigen
Beamtenflossen nur unter größten

Männer.

Protest zur Kenntnis genommen.

Und nun reißt eure Fotten richtig
auseinander. Einen Ton haben diese

Man könnte glauben, das Ganze ist ein
Witz.

Vorsicht, ich habe gehört, dass man
deutsche Wörter nicht reizen darf.

Bei Nummer 1, wie lange zeige ich?

Sie können froh sein, dass man
Muttermund nicht zugeschnappt hat.

Please continue, Ms. Kollegin. Yes, sir.
You need two seconds. Yes.

Not long.

Let's go to the next one.

This is a Swedish case.

I think it's a consular case.

I regret it, but the drug trafficking
works internationally.

I don't find anything in the second one
either.

Dialog, Ms. Kollegin.

Let's come to the same result.

Nothing again.

You said so, yes.

Kollegin?

Ich hab auch noch ein Arschloch. Die
Bäckchen, was wir suchen, passen in kein

Arschloch. Sie kennen meins nicht.

Bitte etwas mehr ernst bei dieser
Amtshandlung.

Brechen Sie sie bloß nicht die Finger
bei Ihrer Amtshandlung.

Das ist unser Berufsrisiko.

Sie sind dran.

I think so.

Eine Armbanduhr.

Chef, das ist Ihre, die Sie vorhin im
Büro schon vermisst haben.

Und er hat gedacht, er hätte sie beim
Händewaschen liegen lassen.

Ich glaube, Sie sollten sich das Armband
etwas enger machen.

Damit ist die Amtshandlung beendet.

Und Ihnen darf ich zum Geburtstag
gratulieren.

How do we know that?

I'm a friend of yours. We know each
other from the sports club.

That's my best friend.

I would also like to congratulate you on
your birthday.

And of course for your little cheek.

The one I had in mind as a birthday
surprise.

That's great!

You did it!

And that's why we want to continue our
celebration on our birthday.

Thank you.

Let me try another one.

You can also ask other people to vote
for me.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't think I'll fall on that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Here?

Yeah.

Thank you very much.

Oh, I'm so cold.

Tell me.

Oh,

yeah.

Es bleibt ja in der Familie.

Damit, liebe Freunde, unserer versauten
Familie verabschieden wir uns.

Und wir hoffen, Sie haben etwas
dazugelernt.

That you can have a lot more fun if you
don't take it too closely with the

relationship.

Maybe you're trying to look just like
me.