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All right.

Ricky, I'm so sorry that the tutor
canceled.

This is so hard.

I understand.

You know, when I married your father a
couple years ago, and he told me he had

college -age son, I didn't think that I
would end up

needing to help you out with schoolwork.

But, um...

You know, I do have my master's degree
in history, so I think I might be able

help you out. Thank you. I appreciate
it. Not a problem.

Albert Einstein.

Okay.

Cool. Cool.

Looks like you've got some sample
questions here.

Let me see.

Yeah, those are all the questions that
are going to be on the test. Okay. So

this is, you know, this is pretty
comprehensive.

Pretty dense.

But I think I can get you started. It's
so much.

I know it is, but this is what you
signed up for when you applied to

I wish I would have known it was going
to be all this.

You're going to be fine. Hang on. You
read through this, right?

Yeah. This is what I am going to do.

I'm going to go ahead and go through
these sample questions with you.

Okay.

Let's see what you know so far.

Okay.

It's not going to be pretty.

It's okay.

Okay.

Let's start with some basics. Don't
look.

Where was Einstein born?

Old Germany, Jerusalem, Israel, or New
York City, USA?

I don't know. New York?

No, silly.

Think about it.

It's old Germany. We'll come back to
that one. Okay.

Einstein received only one Nobel Prize.

How many Nobel Prizes did Einstein
receive?

Three, two, or one?

Two? I just gave you the answer in the
question, silly.

Oh. Okay.

Einstein received the Nobel Prize in
astronomy, physics,

or military science.

Well, it's very science.

Did you read?

I said I read it, but I didn't get any
of it. Hang on a second. Hang on. We're

going to do this. We're going to go
through these multiple times so that

eventually you get the answer. Okay.
Where was Einstein born?

Germany, Jerusalem, Israel, or New York,
USA?

It wasn't New York.

That's right. It wasn't New York.

Jerusalem? No, Germany.

Oh, okay.

Okay. Einstein received how many Nobel
Prizes?

One of the choices?

Three, two, or one?

Three?

One.

Where was Einstein born?

Germany, Israel, or USA?

Wasn't New York.

Nope. Wasn't Israel.

Nope. Germany? There you go. You got one
right.

See, we're going to get there. We're
going to get there. We're going to do

We will do it.

When was Einstein born?

1911, 1879, or 1954?

1954?

Nope.

1879.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Einstein received how many Nobel Prizes?

What were the options again?

Three, two, or one.

One? Good!

You're getting there.

I'm proud of you. We're going to at
least get you a passing grade on that.

And let's try again. When was Einstein
born?

1911, 1879, or 1954?

1954? You already said that one, and
that's not the correct answer. It's

Okay,

how about this?

This is a fun one. Einstein played the
piano flute.

Or violin.

Oh.

A fool?

Nope. He played the violin.

Let me see.

I know that eventually you're going to
get there.

Um.

Let's see.

Okay. When?

Did Einstein receive the Nobel Prize?

1879, 1971, or 1921?

1979?

No. It was 1921.

You'll get there. You'll get there.
Okay.

How many Nobel Prizes did Einstein
receive?

One. Yes, you did it. See? Okay. High
five.

Outstanding. Let's take a break, okay?
Because you're probably getting

overloaded with information. Tell me
about how is college life going?

How is school?

Pretty good.

with all these quizzes and stuff.

Your first year of college is a period
of adjustment.

You know what I mean?

I'm having trouble getting adjusted.

Yeah, but you'll get there.

Don't feel discouraged.

How's your girlfriend doing?

We don't see each other anymore.

Oh, no. What happened?

She seemed so nice.

Yeah, but I don't know. It just grew
apart, I guess.

That, you know.

College is a time of experimentation.

It really is.

And it's important that you take
advantage.

I'm trying to do the best I can.

Yeah, all you can do is try. You know, I
told your father that he needed to

kind of be patient with you.

He gets a little frustrated. He has high
expectations.

You know, your first year, you kind of
just, as long as you're passing, it's

just a time to kind of have fun and
experiment and, you know.

Studying is important, but also just the
experience of being on your own is

important to have that. Don't you think?

Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah.

So just remember to have fun, you know.
Go to parties.

And, you know, getting a college, a job,
like a work -study job is a great idea,

too.

It's, um, something to think about.

Yeah, I'll think about it. Yeah, it'll
build your confidence.

Have you, uh, have you been doing some
of those chores around

the house that your dad, uh, had asked
you to do?

Uh, yeah, I got to some of them.

Make sure you get to all of them.

Otherwise, I'm going to never hear the
end of it.

Like cleaning the garage. It's a big
one.

I already have so much to study.

I mean, I understand that, but it's
important that you structure your time

that you can fulfill those obligations.

He is paying for school.

Never hear the end of that either.

I wish he'd give me less drawers.

It's not damn homework.

Well, you know, I'll talk to him about
that. I will admit that...

Taking care of the entire garage is kind
of a hefty endeavor, so, yeah.

It's all his stuff in there, too.

I know. Don't even get me started. I
mean, I would love to just donate

everything to, like, charity.

He doesn't even golf anymore.

Like, what's that about?

These golf clubs, and they were so
expensive.

Did you know that golf is so expensive?

Oh, man.

He's just getting old.

Yeah, I know. God.

And he complains about his back all the
time.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

I keep telling him he needs to maybe do
some, like, stretching, like yoga.

Okay, all right. I know it's goofy.
Like, he thinks that yoga is, like, a

thing. I'm going to tell you something.
I see some, like, some older men in my

yoga class that are in incredible shape.

Really? Yeah.

Get that to do that. Yeah, I know.

I'm not even going to try anymore.

So... Yeah.

But... I know it would help.

And then he wouldn't complain so much.

You know what I mean?

He's always complaining.

Yeah, no kidding.

We're kind of going to stop.

Yeah.

You know...

Swimming is good. It's like they do
swimming in physical therapy.

Really? Yeah.

They do.

Yeah.

He needs to get his heart rate up, too,
or else he's going to end up having a

heart attack.

It's important that you stay active,
since, you know, your dad doesn't have

great genes.

No offense.

Yeah, I know.

You're telling me.

Yeah.

I am planning a surprise birthday for
him.

Maybe you can help me plan for this
surprise birthday for your dad. What do

think?

Yeah, sure.

Good. What do you want to do?

Get some of his friends together.

Okay. Do something maybe at the club.

Okay. A nice kind of dinner.

Maybe we can go golfing.

Right.

Yeah.

That would be fun.

Uh -huh.

Remember we were in Bermuda? Oh yeah,
that's right. We did the family

That was pretty great.

Yeah, that was fun.

Except when he dislocated his shoulder
scuba diving. That was weird.

And he's getting old.

And then there was that weird
altercation with a dolphin.

And I told him, I said, you can't just
go up to them and act like you know

Like they're wild animals. They're cute,
but they're wild animals.

I think he's losing it a little bit. I
kind of like them a little too much too.

Yeah, there was something that seemed a
little, you know, unconsensual in that

exchange.

Yeah, maybe something a little more low
-key this year than last year.

I do

think he

wants to go big, though.

Fair.

True.

Maybe a theme.

You know, he's always been a big fan of
the Dukes of Hazzard.

Oh, yeah, dressed up like Daisy Duke?
No, just stuff like cars with, you know,

kind of like a western -y, not western
-y, but...

How about a NASCAR theme?

Last car?

I think it was the last car.

I think he's more of a truck guy.

Really? Yeah.

You know him better than I do.

Yeah, I think it was trucks.

Maybe monster trucks.

Huh, maybe.

I think we can get some.

Is that an actual monster truck?

We could rent out a venue.

Monster truck -shaped cake.

Oh, easy.

In my book club.

One of the women has a bakery.

She can make crazy stuff like that.

Or she'll know someone.

Speaking of on top, I originally thought
about maybe, I guess, like a circus

thing, but I think you're right. I think
it's trucks.

Yeah, yeah.

A circus.

Who likes a circus?

Yeah.

I think these are great clowns. I love
clowns. Clowns are amazing.

I'm not afraid of them at all. I think
they're hilarious.

Clowns are so funny.

Clowns are too funny.

I guess I've never been a funny clown,
though. Yeah.

We just need to find some who can cater
to your monster truck event.

We don't put any caterers. Yeah?

What's his favorite food?

Sounds like Philly cheesesteaks.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Sounds like a Philly cheesesteak buffet.

That'd be pretty cool.

Yeah.

And honestly, pretty inexpensive.

Oh, yeah.

Bunch of meat.

Easy. Yeah.

We don't even need caterers.

Yeah, we could just, you know, get
takeout from a local cheesesteak place.

Yeah.

You know my theory is that they don't
give you the recipe, so they keep

ordering, you know, going and ordering.
That's what you have to do.

I'm just going to figure out what to do.

You know? Good idea.

I'll just see, you know, we can kind of
work together and see, like, you know,

what kind of spices.

I'm sure we can say they're like
allergic to stuff and they might have to

us, you know?

You know what?

That's genius.

They have to. If we fake like there's
some sort of severe food allergy, they

have to tell us.

Wow.

What did we get for dessert there?

We had that chocolate cake.

Oh, that weird sauce.

Oh, that lava type thing?

Yeah. Yeah.

Weird taste. I'm a little big fan.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I mean, there's a way to make it
better.

What? I think. I think that the kind of
like the math of it works. We just need

to like, you know, maybe add some sort
of like a like a cream type

thing.

Creamy.

For purposes of the cake and the
candles, how old is your dad to me? Is

59?

I thought you were trying to be 65.

Oh, my goodness.

You don't know?

I don't know why I should know these
things.

I just have a lot on my mind.

For example, the server at the
restaurant with the fusion pot roast

familiar.

Didn't he?

I think I saw them in an erectile
dysfunction commercial.

I wonder who's gonna be our server
again.

I didn't tip him very well, I hope not.

Well, anyway, I guess I'm going to go
make some phone calls and see if we can

get a venue.

Okay, yeah.

I'll figure out how old that is.

Yeah, please.

Whatever you can to figure it out.