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Mr
H oh yes Mr Savory wants to see you Mr
sa oh I'm terribly sorry Mr crust you
will be now come on get going yes sir
don't keep Mr Savory waiting no sir he
want you to do some special work in the
art gallery yes sir well I'll just be a
minute I'll get this right done right
now here we
are excuse
me let get a move on there we are now
see it's all finished now Mr Crest oh oh
oh I'm I'm awfully sorry did I hurt you
get going Mr hch yes sir yes
sir Eddie
Eddie oh hi Gloria I was just up to the
model home exhibit they had the
darling's kitchen all electric push a
button and you can cook without knowing
how to cook no well I'll see you later
honey where you going I'm going up to
the Fine Arts Department Mr saory wants
me to do a special background on some
new artwork Mr saory oh G Eddie did he
pick you to do it well it's special work
Gloria not everybody can do it oh Eddie
if you make a good impression on Mr sa
why he might give you a razor a better
job and then could yeah well let's talk
about it some other time shall we Edie
you do want to get married don't you oh
of course Glory of course but I I'll see
you
later I'm Mr hatch yes
sir hello Joe hello say Gloria was just
up here did you meet her on the way down
yeah I saw her hey come on and take a
look at the model home Gloria was crazy
about it oh well she would be she's
practically in her wedding veil every
minute one false move for me and I'm
going to be on my honeymoon a Gloria is
a wonderful girl Eddie oh well I know
she is but she's so terribly wrack
minded why even when we have dinner
together the only thing she ever eats is
rice holy mackel it's closing time look
Joe uh I'm going to have to work late
tonight so will you pick up glory for me
and take her to Tony's sure I will all
right I'll get there as soon as I can on
save me some foron
sure Closing Time ladies and gentlemen
I'm sorry you've been after this Venus
statue a long time haven't you Mr Savory
ever since I opened the art gallery here
in the store it's been my dream to add
the Anatolian Venus to my collection
what did this dream set you back well
let's put it this way the store will not
declare a dividend this year please must
we talk dollars and cents about this
Priceless piece the last Priceless on it
was 200,000 200,000 wow did you get
someone to fix those drapes yes Eddie
hatch he'll be here any minute he's a
good boy he's been with us for eight
years there he is is the statute for
sale Mr
Sav hello Eddie hello Miss Grant Mr
Savory sent for me must be pretty
important yes he wants you to fix the
drapes in front of the statue it jams
when you pull the cord you fix huh is
that all well that's all for now Eddie
hurry up will you yes Miss Grant goodby
oh Miss Grant may I have one please oh
certainly wait a minute the good side do
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to Venus the goddess of love may she
stay on the job and take care of all of
us Venus Venus Whitfield
darling hello Barbara what is all this
about a certain most eligible bachelor
falling in love with a
statue perhaps my dear she reminds me of
you yeah they both have large
pedestals Whitfield you remember my
daughter Brenda not little Brenda you've
um grown Brenda hatch is waiting chief
he finished the Draves oh uh excuse
me Woodfield hasn't seen Brenda since
she was a child he used to bounce her on
his knee well bully for Brenda I've been
a secretary for 10 years and I haven't
made it
yet pardon
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me now we'll see if it works easily
you see it jams there yes
sir I don't know what could have
happened to it I I want that material to
go up smoothly so that the statue will
be revealed dramatically yes sir now use
your head hatch I don't want have to
Fumble with that rope like a fool in
front of all my friends no sir I'll take
care of it sir hurry
up yes
sir oh uh Mr Savory uh you forgot your
uh
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goly you're
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beautiful please how can I fix if you
don't stand
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still well I'm all right I'm all right
it's a little overworked maybe but I'm
all
right you're
moving was it you who kissed me you're
talking
you're alive well of course I'm alive
what did you think I was well I'm not
very bright I thought you were a
statue excuse it Brandy smelling salts
spirits of amonia poor mortal are you
frightened
frightened I don't know the meaning of
the word why you darling you are
frightened well just from the toes
up come
here come here to me close to
me oh he's
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wonderful thank you
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Jupiter there that's better how how did
I get out here I brought you out fresh
air oh oh
thanks I guess I fainted didn't I I I
was working on the drap bre around the
statue and all of a sudden I had the
strangest feeling some kind of a
delirium I dreamed that the statue came
to life it spoke to me is that silly how
do you feel now oh I feel much better
thank you just
rest there isn't that nice oh that's
wonderful oh I uh excuse me but I get
back to
my it was you the statue of course you
came to life man don't ask a lot of
questions you'll only get confused get
confused I'm spinning like a merry
ground look look let's get this straight
just a few minutes ago you were cold
marble yes you were I could feel you
please and and now you're and now don't
come near me I'll scream oh aren't you
ashamed a big boy like you scared to
death of a girl yeah but you're not a
girl you're a statue are you a betting
man well you were a
statue oh look I don't understand any of
this who are you I am Venus daughter of
Jupiter goddess of love oh I'm very glad
to know you my name is hatch Eddie hatch
displayed goddess of what love the word
seems to displease you oh no your
majesty it's just call me
Venus Venus
could I go now you don't want to stay
here with me in the Moonlight alone well
if you won't think it's
impertinent frankly no see um excuse me
it it's just that some friends of mine
are waiting for me for dinner at a
little Italian place tonies they might
be worried about me sounds Charming I
will go with you oh no no you wouldn't
like it they don't cater very much to
goddesses well see arounders who started
the Trojan War with I love you
some of you may recall the myth that
Jupiter once breathed life into the
Chisel Perfection of this masterpiece
but in the 20th century that's not
worthwhile discussing in fact the beauty
of face and form which I'm about to
reveal is such that the 20th century
would seem a little unworthy oh what a
nice man in Roman religion that's Mr sa
he's my boss later he owns the
store as some of you may
know going to be any statue there you're
the statue yeah but what if I was to
saor he left me in charge he's going to
think I'm
responsible but no words of mine can do
justice to what I want you now to behold
my good friends lovers of art the
matchless Anatolian
Venus well you're just full of surprises
it's gone my statute is not here this
isn't a gag gag it's been stolen hatch
hatch that's me hatch hatch hatch
where's that idiot window trimmer hatch
don't be afraid you're above me
Immortals like this department daona
you're now under the protection of the
Olympian gods yeah well supposing he
fires me what are you going to do make
me patron saint of the window trimmers
sh they'll hear
you Mr saber's timing is a little off
today the cart before the horse so to
speak he kills me I'll let you know when
the horse gets back we'll have another
unveiling sorry you made this trip for
nothing
H coming s bye
Shirley call the caran detective agents
and tell them I want their best men all
right no Mr krian personally it shall be
done years of work endless patient
search fabulous expense and then it's
gone do you want me to advertise a
reward for Eddie hatch too not for him
just for his head on a pike staff oh now
be reasonable Chief you don't don't
think Eddie walked out of here with that
statue under his arm do you when I left
him there there was a great work of art
on that pedestal I hold him responsible
hallelu well that's that oh you think so
didn't you here Mr Savory he holds me
responsible what if he takes the price
of the statue out of my pay huh $200,000
and I make $43.75 a week why that's uh
uh let's see that's in s years twinkling
of an eye besides I shall wait aund a
thousand of necessary oh no you won't
you've gotten me into enough trouble the
only thing you can do for me is to get
back up on your pedestal and leave me
alone you do not want me you're turning
me away very well go go to your
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friends oh I will but uh what about you
you can't stay out here on the balcony
you'll freeze in that uh um in what
you're wearing I'll be all right why
don't you go inside get up on your nice
warm pedestal I'll stay
here well all right that's what you want
good night
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say Gloria Eddie may be a long time you
better read something oh I can't I'm too
nervous I just can't wait to find out
what's
happened you know I bet Mr saory put
Eddie in charge of window dressing in
the entire store Eddie has wonderful
ideas about dressing Windows he didn't
get his diploma from correspondent
school for nothing he's a pretty smart
fellow all right you know Joe you ought
to be a success too you work hard
someday Mr Sab will notice you and
you'll get a promotion too but remember
stay in there pitching and you'll get
ahead oh I don't know Gloria you do want
to be a success don't you yeah
but hey Eddie we here what happened we
thought you'd gotten lost or something
how is he unveiling oh it was awful
statue disappeared I mean Mr Savory
thinks it disappeared oh but you didn't
have anything to do with it did you who
me what's wrong Eddie what's my name
come on tell me what's my name Edie
hatch oh that's right Eddie hatch my
name is Eddie hatch I work in the
display department at savory's
department store you see I know my name
and I know where I work I'm sane I'm as
sane as anybody well of course you're
sane Eddie naturally you're sane isn't
he Gloria I don't know what's all this
about a statue and what happened to it
and how did you get mixed up oh I don't
know Gloria I mean I'm not sure anyway
Mr Savory holds me responsible I heard
him say so but how did it disappear yeah
a statue doesn't just get up and walk
away Eddie that's right
well it's ridiculous I've got nothing to
worry about I'm in good
shape you're in great
shape your name hatch no that's me why
got to ask you a lot of questions hatch
come on say what's all this police where
you taking him what's he done taking him
back to the store Mr sa wants to see him
about a little $200,000 statue that
climbed down and walked away that's
right how did you know oh come on see
you later Gloria see you later Joe
Edie come here to me come close to
me okay okay go
on I've already done it a 100 times go
on go on show me from the start oh for
heaven's
sakes hi I Was Here show me
again but how can I fix this if you
don't stand
still and all of a sudden I was down
here you're talking you're
alive of course I'm
alive then
I he's still sticking to that story
he'll crack I've dealt with these clever
shoplifters before pretty clever he
pretended the 1000lb statue was an elk's
tooth and just wore it out you're
talking I know he had help probably a
couple of elks you're very funny but
I've got one of his accomplices lined up
right now but this guy had access to the
store he's the ring leader no lay off
hatch couldn't be leader and ring around
the rosies I'm paying caran to be the
detective Molly well buy him some badge
polish and send him home anyone can tell
this boy isn't a thief come on Eddie
I'll catch you a couple of flies and you
can pull their wings off now you go on
home and get some red come here to me
come close to me take it easy Eddie I
might take you up on that
later he's plenty smart but I'll keep my
eye on
him pulse is okay let's see
now temperature is normal see Eddie
you're all right don't pay any attention
to that crooked thermometer I must have
a fever oh nonsense you're just upset
with with that savory and that Dopey
detective I'm so sick look look Eddie
I'll run a bath for you we'll go to
Tony's and get Eddie some nourishing
soup Minon your favorite you didn't have
any dinner oh yeah I must be weak from
Hunger we'll be right back come on
Gloria don't don't let the water run
over
you're you're talking you're
alive come to me come close to
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me oh
no what are you doing here you can't
come in please why not well because my
girl's coming right
back she's very jealous you know oh
she's like a wild cat when she gets
angry she's 8 ft tall and she's got very
sharp fingernails jelly boy what can she
do to me well I don't know but she can
do plenty to me please go away you sound
henpecked poor boy I'll bet you runs
your life like an assembly line and how
why even nothing of the sort she's sweet
she's a very nice girl well I'm a very
nice girl oh please please be reason
reasonable Miss Miss Venus I'm not worth
bothering about I'm not famous I'm not
rich I'm not even very bright I'm not
bright in fact there's Insanity in my
family starting with me tonight I'm
crazy oh you you must have me mixed up
with somebody else I'm just a little old
good for nothing window trimmer you can
be anything you want to be can I be
alone I'll leave if you'll go with me oh
no no please go away my my land lady you
know she wouldn't understand she she's
got a rule against me no about girls
being with
boys why there's even a law against
it oh is this your land lady oh no no no
hello oh hello gory I was just talking
about you uh that is uh uh to myself I
had quite a little chat me and and and
me he's talking to himself well that's
bad look darling keep calm listen
they're all out of ministr you could
have either noodle or spinach uh uh
noodle or spinach uh noodle spinach
noodle spinach noodle don't bother me
who's bothering you I'm only trying to
help what do you
mean I'd be glad to leave you alone
Gloria I heard a woman not in our room
well it wasn't the zoo wait a minute
wait till I get this package come on
I've had enough of this
who who is it it's me I want to come in
oh it's my land lady it's my ha over
here oh that's no good come over here Mr
hatch Mr hatch oh one moment Miss H
the
Hat open up this very instant coming
Miss
coming Miss fenus where are you here I
am she'll never find me here
oh not in here quick get out please
hurry I get behind the
screen I'm coming in Mr hatch oh of
course Miss gogerty of course you've got
a woman in this room why Mrs gogerty
what an idea whatever the idea you know
the rules you've got we both get out
what's behind that screen uh uh as dirty
dishes kindly remove it oh Mrs gogy I
had to give her a square meal I I said
to myself well Mrs with her kind
heart
there you see there's nobody here oh
miss there's nothing in there but a
sink and a tub and things like
that oh so you take them too what I
adore bubble baths I take them all the
time especially those ones with a lovely
jasmine
smell order of pinear my husband uses
that he does sorry to disturb you Mr
hatch but you know one can't be too
careful these days oh well good night
Miss good
night love that snake yes good
night miss fenus your majesty miss fenus
here I am is she gone oh my gosh get out
of there quick oh no no wait a
minute and get dressed in a
hurry open the door Eddie hatch oh
honest Gloria Eddie wouldn't do anything
like that to you and get away with it
hurry
hurry come and get your soup it's
hot did I help yes yes you're wonderful
come
on oh Eddie open the
door see Gloria there's no woman here
there's no Eddie either that phony
pretending he's sick just to get rid of
me boy wait till the next time I see him
he won't have to
pretend Gloria there wouldn't be anybody
in
there
oh Moonlight Madness $40 an ounce smell
it's worth it worth it oh oh now wait a
minute oh
Gloria now take it
easy I chase around worrying about his
health and he just chases around oh you
don't understand a lot of things could
happen
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Eddie did you Wyatt you want the
Watchman to hear us people bother us
certainly will don't you realize I'm
breaking into the store I'll turn him
into an owl a what an owl what's very
easy I just go like that Reon now oh
come on
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excuse
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me it's
locked now what am I going to do well I
haven't you got any
ideas look it's late you've got to have
someplace to stay don't you ever want to
go to sleep mhm
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you see I trust you Edie
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come
on what's wrong now aren't you going to
carry me over the
threshold why do you keep acting as if
we were on our honeymoon
oh all right you you stay here tonight
you'll be nice and comfortable I'll get
you out in the
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morning oh it's lovely oh well this is
the very latest thing now everything is
operated through this master control now
there's the radio and the bed and the
air conditioning and the kitchen show me
how it works well I'll turn on the radio
we'll have to wait a little while you
know for it to warm
up the
beds I must have pushed the wrong
button well I did it was marked
radio here we'll try this one now it
should
work oh right
hey there must be a short circuit
someplace you know it's it's getting
late and you better be getting some
sleep but I'm wide awake Oh no you're
not you you're you're sleepy you're
you're you're very
sleepy close your
eyes you want to sleep sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep that's no good I'm hypnotizing
myself oh Eddie you're so cute I'm not
cute why I'm a beast I'm terrible when
you get to know me ask Gloria no no no
don't ask
Gloria oh why are you messing up my life
I was a Dependable respectable citizen
until tonight were you having any fun
that's all you think about is fun that's
all right for you flying around on Mount
Olympus or wherever you come from
without a care in the world but down
here it's different we're practical and
efficient why we perfected a machine
here what have I done you kissed me you
made me do that that's not fair you
tricked me you use some kind of a spell
on me no Eddie I wouldn't do that you
mean I wanted to I I hope
so well as I was saying the uh uh um
there's another button here that uh
turns on the automatic
stove you can cook a whole meal by
remote control just
by by pushing that button how do you
fall in love in
love to the music of HS and fluts fluts
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so that's how you fall in
love be
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glow when you speak
love our summer day Withers
away too soon too
soon speak
low when you speak low
Our Moment is Swift like ships a drift
we swept apart too
soon speak
low darling speak
low love is a spark lost in the dark too
soon too
soon I
feel Wherever I Go
that tomorrow is near tomorrow is here
and always too
soon time is so
old and love
so love is pure
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gold
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of where
L daring
late the Cur and descends everything
ends too soon too
soon I
wait
daring I
wait will you speak L to me
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speak
L when you speak
love our summer day Withers
away too soon too soon speak
L when you speak
L Our Moment is Swift like ships a drift
we're swept apart too soon speak
low darling speak
low love is a spark lost in the dark too
soon too soon
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time is
old and love so
Bri love is pure
gold
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and
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lling the curtain
descends everything
ends too
soon too
soon I
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wait
Dar I
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wa will you speak L will you speak
love to
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Sunday papers here get your Sunday
morning
papers get your Sunday papers here
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papers hello stammers where's the great
white father oh he's with a detective in
the bedroom Miss he'll find plenty of
clues in there hi gumu your handcuffs
are showing
open up sire come on in Molly try every
school and University in Europe the guy
I want is an old Professor named Lich fi
I met him once in Prague oh he must be
90 if he's alive he is the author of a
famous volume called The Strange Legends
and myths surrounding the Anatolian
Venus what do I care what it cost I want
some action on this right I'll keep in
touch had a chat with kigan he's been
looking into hatch's background I'd just
sleep last night not a wink I didn't
think so at least it took your mind off
cold marble for a while just what is
that supposed to mean a little bundle
tucked away in the model home she should
be a sensation during January clearance
sales what on Earth are you talking
about I got to hand it to you she's an
Eiffel you mean there's a girl
downstairs look this is
Marley who is she somebody I know yeah
Goldilocks she ate the POR and now she
snoozes under the model sheets on the
model bed in the model home we'll see
about
that I'm not running a motel for
homeless
girls hey boss wait for
me it's no fire boss just a simple
oldfashioned eviction she'll still be
there only long enough for me to throw
her out bod the idea of woman breaking
into Savage so unnecessary
h
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don't want me
away
mol that girl she she reminds me of
someone yeah I wish she reminded me of
me she's the most beautiful creature
I've ever
seen Molly I've always been able to
count on you this time you must not fail
me on your
honor don't wake her when she does get
up her dreams must come
true get flowers clothes jewelry
everything promise
me I'll be right back
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good
morning oh hello Joe where you going so
early
out hey Eddie what happened last night
when Gloria and I came back you were
gone where'd you
go look Joel there's something I got to
talk to you about uh you're my best
friend friend aren't
you well I'm not so sure well I I can
trust you can't I Joe look
Eddie there's something you've just got
to know it's
Gloria yeah it's Gloria but it was the
music or something yeah the music it it
it it did something to you you all of a
sudden for no reason you found yourself
kissing her yeah that's right but
remember it wasn't her fault oh yes it
was Joe she she does something to you
she sure does
oh thanks Joe you're a pal you
understand you won't tell Gloria
anything about it will you Me Gloria
understand what about my kissing the
statue she wouldn't understand Eddie you
kissed a statue yeah well well she
wasn't a statue then who wasn't a statue
Venus of course she was here last night
she took a bubble bath you gave a statue
a bubble bath oh no Joe she took it
herself I didn't give it to her look
Eddie I think your fever's coming back
or something don't I got to get back to
the model home and get her out of bed oh
look Eddie wait for me
me don't worry about having me come down
today Miss Grant I don't mind oh he'd
get the salting out of
bed well I guess these Rags are the
gladdest I hope he won't get into any
trouble doing all these things for me he
told me to give you anything you need
from where I stand you don't need a
thing you know the funniest thing
happened to me last night me too I was
out with someone oh you sweetheart oh no
that's what's so funny he was just a
friend but all of a sudden he was the
right
one I just meet the wrong
ones oh I just can't figure it out one
day you're out with someone who isn't
anybody special and then he makes you
feel like everybody else is
well nobody
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know the way you feel when there is
autumn in the air that's
him that's
him the way you feel when anine has
finished with your hair that's
him that's
him you know the way you feel when you
smell fresh bread baking the way you
feel when allow your aching back stops
aching wonderful w
wonderful
you that's
him that's him that's him he's simple as
a breeze that blows in
summer he's
natural not
actory he's like a plumber when you need
a
plumber he's
satisfactory you know the way you feel
at movies when the lights grow dinner
the way you feel when overnight your
hips grow
Slimmer
wonderful
wonderful say say Paris say New York say
in the darkest caves and hallways I
would know him always cuz I would see
that he's the one for me how could I
pass by him when i' identify him so
easily because that's he you know the
way you feel
the his eyes are blue his eyes are brown
his are on the
town the way you feel about a hat
created just for you that's
him that's him he Christmas he's cavar
he's a CK with cherry let's face it
girls he's a a man he
necessary Wonderful
World wonderful
you that's
him that's him that's
him that's that oops no shoes okay my
little quarterback you're still carrying
the ball shoe department size 4 and a
half four and a half ridiculous well the
stage is set I'll go get Romeo
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hey
Eddie look look Eddie I I I don't really
think you're well crazy or anything I I
just think you're a little overworked
that's oh I'm going to be all right just
as soon as I can get her out of here but
why did you bring a girl up here in the
first place for oh Joe don't ask me any
questions I don't know the answers
myself look Joe You're My Pal aren't you
yeah will you stay here and if anybody
comes you be my Lookout give me a
whistle or something give me a warning
oh look
at
Venus your majesty Venus where are
you this is no time for games of all the
dresses you gave me I like like this one
the
best dresses I gave you you don't like
it of course not I'll be fired take it
off I'm in enough
trouble take it
off hi Gloria hi Joe where you going oh
I'm going to the model
home come on you got
to what are you doing what are you what
are you doing you didn't like it oh I
love it honest I love it just put back
on and get out no hurry hurry no no I
want to please you oh you can please me
just get out here here do you like this
oh I love it it's beautiful it's
gorgeous come
on now get in there and get dressed and
don't come out until I call
you oh Eddie are you sure you're going
to like this one oh I'm crazy about it
I'm nuts about
it you uh look awfully nice Gloria
thanks Joel you look uh neat yep real
neat
look Joe do you want to or do you want
to talk to me make up your mind
well is that Eddie Eddie oh yeah that's
Eddie Eddie hatch you mean and there
with that girl girl oh oh there's no
girl in there Eddie's in there alone
Eddie's working
yep just working away I'll B
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where did she go oh hello Gloria where
did who go never mind her where did you
go oh you look wonderful today honey I
like your hair that way it's too late
for compliments you're going to wear
your hair short if you don't explain
what happened to you last night last
night oh last night oh you mean uh uh
when I left the house while you were out
getting the soup what kind of soup did
you get honey Noodle and spinach I
didn't want your guest to be
disappointed oh now glor if I ever a run
into her she wish she had eat pun Your
Spinach Eddie hatch if you think for one
minute you're going to make a fool of me
Gia Gia now no now don't get upset it's
not good for you good for me I suppose
you think it's good to be stood up by a
two timing double crossing chisler like
for two I hit your oh no no no Gloria
Gloria that's breakable oh so is your
hit Gloria Gloria please everything in
here is charged to me let go let
go I never want to see you again Eddie
hatch would you you can go one for you
please oh oh glor wait I I didn't mean
anything but whatever you want what I
do hey
Eddie Eddie give me the face I think
she's mad
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hey you're just a guy I'm looking for oh
good morning Mr carrian the strangest
thing yeah I've got a warrant for your
arrest huh
Mr Pig I I'm through with
him oh cheer up
Gloria you and Eddie will be making up
again what do you want a bet no more
dates with him there are plenty of other
fish in the
sea
Gloria your Gloria your shoe
you know Gloria if you ever need
anything you can always count on
me thanks Joe well I'll be seeing
you when we'll
see see
you see you
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say maybe he's in the basement we'll
give this floor the once over come
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on he ain't in here come on
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peekaboo
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hatch have the employees
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pardon me uh we haven't met that is you
haven't met me but my name is Whitfield
Sav II oh the same name is this
establishment I am this establishment
did you sleep well yes beautifully thank
you yes
beautifully and the clothes oh Divine a
mere trifle take the whole store you can
even set fire to it if it amuses you you
are generous Mr Savory call me Whitfield
uh my car's waiting go we I've arranged
everything lunch at the mum and quiet
Club then to Mom talk point for a candl
light dinner at the Sand and Surf yach
Club then a moonlit ride to the Edon de
and breakfast at the crop and spur club
I'm sorry but I don't think Eddie would
approve Eddie what Eddie Eddie hatch of
course
hatch yes last night he brought me here
and then this morning he surprised me
with all these beautiful clothes hatch
that clerk that $40 week window dress
Eddie Eddie where are you doing trying
to duct me I got some questions to ask
you look Mr Sav please don't blame her
it's all my fault have you got the
warrant right here Mr Savory add these
charges breaking into Sav is turning
this floor into a YWCA and stealing
clothes well look if if you'll just let
her go I'll pay for everything out of
your $40 a week
4375 come on oh one moment uh Whitfield
does this document give you the right to
put Eddie in jail it does indeed my D um
may I see it please don't worry about me
oh it's very
interesting what the I thought you were
a big boy
now come
on wait wait I'll turn him into an owl
but I didn't do this I don't even
understand it I don't know who who who
who who what are you doing arrest that
man come on get going no no don't don't
don't stop it please stop it go
don't stand there like a
dummy what's the matter with you I don't
know I just had a funny feeling boss
like I was going to lay an
egg we got to get out of here fast come
on wait a minute what am I running away
for I haven't done anything I'm not a
criminal I should not but that that
detective thinks I stole the statue and
Mr Savory accuses me of stealing your
clothes glor is m mad at me and Joel
thinks I'm out of my head I'm going to
go to jail and lose my job all just
because you kissed a
statue who was that champagne that's
what made me do it well I'm going to go
back to them now and tell them the whole
truth you did and they didn't believe
you
oh well you could be my witness that's
it you could be my witness and explain
it all to them the paper dolls and
everything then Mr sa will believe me
and he won't think I'm a
criminal perhaps I could persuade Mr Mr
sa oh no one of the girls in the store
told me all about him did he ask you for
a date
mhm now look your majesty you are the
goddess of love you belong up on a
pedestal where people can see you and
admire you oh lots of people thousands
of people you really want me to go back
will
you I didn't think it was time oh there
couldn't be a better time
oh GE sure as well love you Miss Venus I
really appreciate it too now my life
will be just like it was before sensible
orderly and practical and I'll make up
with Gloria yeah just like it was before
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well uh will you be happy uh that is
where you're going oh we worry a lot
about you
Mortals what's it
like have you got big cities like this
places to go movies and parks and
things oh gee it's a shame he didn't get
to see everything I could at least have
taken you to the park I've caused you
enough trouble already trouble what do
you mean trouble I I guess we could go
to the park if we wanted to you don't
really want to take me of course I do I
know my own
mind right now I want to take you to the
park but I ask you Molly even giving
myself the worst of it what does this
confounded window trimmer got that I
haven't got well to mention just one
thing the girl you want what can he do
for her I can offer her anything she
wants anything that money can buy you
did it wasn't enough it just doesn't
make sense try to reason about love and
you will lose your reason old French
proverb well I'm not through yet this is
a challenge Molly when I want something
I get it no matter what it costs not
this time I've got a feeling you know
for everybody there's bound to be one
thing one person that's unattainable
well not for me okay Lord and Master
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I love you
park seems more beautiful tonight than
it ever has
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don't look now but my heart is
showing no matter what I say or do can't
hide it my my heart's
Romeo I can't stay away from you you
smile and my dreams start hollowing they
spin when you come into
view in circles I may not be going but I
feel I re with you when
M kisses miss no need for words to
embroider when
M kisses me is changing her name is
in you smile in the star dust is blowing
weing in a world that's new don't look
now but your heart is showing and it
flips and hauls and turn Sumer Souls
darling it wants to Ralls with
you don't don't ask me but here is my
answer I think that you are magically he
who could be a love
Necromancer
necromancing is for me don't stop me but
I am replying I know that you are
magically
she the preacher would like to be TI as
you cool I do with
me around round and round
I'm just like a record that's
playing repeating the same sound the
needle must like what I'm saying these
wings that I feel I am growing belong to
someone I never knew don't look now but
Heaven is showing and tonight the sky is
my sky to
fly
darling Falling in Love
falling in
love with you
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I feel as if I'd swallowed a symphony
orchestra playing the most beautiful
music in the
world in Two Worlds
darling troubled
Angel uh nothing tell
me well what about this fellow the the
one uh you turned into an owl uh hip hip
hip hi hius uhhuh didn't you love him
once never he bothered
me do I bother
no
dear not like
that oh
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feathers oh what about what about this
other one this uh PES mhm very annoying
was he so annoying that I finally had to
turn him
into
rock you mean a boulder a large one it's
purched on the side of M MERS but none
of them really had my love the way you
do darling Oh I'm glad if I'm Different
you are you're the only
one oh well then I don't care what
happens you could turn me into a fire
hydrant or a mountain goat if you want
to it's worth
it this is the place boys
you sure he's here sure we tailed him in
the Dame then found you savey double the
antie if we NAB hatch tonight come
on J I just can't believe that this is
happening to me you
know I I don't know what to
do I don't know what to say and I don't
know what to
do I'd like to do things for you I'd
like to take your places you know like
uh the men in the ads men of Distinction
you know like Mr Savory he could buy you
everything
everything let me see could he buy me a
bag of
popcorn don't be silly of course not
what would you want with a
bag
popcorn do you mean it great big
bag I'll be right
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back you will still be here when I get
back won't you you won't go away I'll be
here Eddie
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I want the best bag of popcorn you got
it's all the same bub well it's got to
be extra special yeah this is for a
walkie-talkie statue come to me come
close to me
I can't come with you now I'll come with
you later come I not take them boy I
can't can't I can't leave her here alone
she's a god he's still crazy go on y she
doesn't know about Mortals Che out Denis
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what happened I don't know some
detectives just grabbed the kid yeah I'm
took him away in the car what did he do
search me he was up there buying
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popcorn debc you know Dey does something
to women personally I go for Buzzy beloo
and his musical
crew save your needles Chum I suspect
that this little gal is going to be your
waterl what else can she do when they
toss hatch into the Bas she must turn to
me I'm the only one who can get him out
fine strategy General but it won't work
not with this
baby hello baby my dear what a very
unexpected pleasure am I too late for
that candl light
suffer gracious no I'll put a couple of
candles on to broil right away uh I'll
manage Molly oh I'm a whiz at tall saory
good night
Molly I'll chill a bottle ofne for you
any preference your
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pleasure don't worry not me you can take
care of yourself I mean about him you
really care for him don't
you reminds me of a dog I had no no you
really love him well why not working
here I get a 20% discount that's what's
wrong with with you m you keep
everything inside you shouldn't you must
let him know you talk like an expert
what do you
think good night Molly so long watch out
for
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deusi this is lovely
yes to you to
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us she Walks in Beauty like the
night of cloudless climbs and Starry
Skies
poetic approach huh do you bother to
learn the whole poem or just those parts
you can whisper to
women or they can whisper to
me another good one is oh Thou Art
fairer than the evening air glad in the
beauty of a thousand
stars I'll make a note of
that some more wine please
oh
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you know you are rather nice I'm sorry
about the way I've
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acted Beauty likened to a song such
beauty can do no wrong please you're
mading no Whitfield I keep thinking me
too a he's been arrested wonderful
but it was all my fault oh forget him
poor boy in jail in a cold cell I'll
send him an overcoat and some blankets
maybe maybe you could get him
out oh yes yes of course anything
anything it's the least I can do for
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you yes
the city
jail oh it's you well what now hello
kigan I want a word with you now I'm
carrian huh well beora I've got the feed
for it ahuh carrian you are a card tell
him about Eddie yes my dear I want you
to do something for me old boy oh why
don't you spin your platters you know
debc does something to women or better
yet flip out your bank books you can
give her anything money can buy now
listen here kri I want action on this do
you understand I feel you're so
wonderful thank you my dear hold on
there caran what's that hatch Eddie
hatch tell him about hatch yes my dear
I'll have him out in a minute now look
here Molly uh Mulligan
caran I'll put an ad in the morning
paper for a secretary help wanted female
must be able to take short hand and body
blows no no don't do anything rash we'll
talk it over here let me talk to him
I'll take care of this my dear you've
pulled a lot of chintzy deals but
framing a kid to get his girl is too
rich for me even I'm finally ashamed of
you no no don't go I I've got to talk to
you you know how I need you I depend on
you you didn't seem to need me
before well you did everything but
bounce me out of your apartment I'll do
anything tell him you'll give him a
bonus I'll give you a bonus please my
dear please I I'll take care of this
I'll come right over I'll go with you no
no no no no you wait here I'll be back
you wait there I'll be over save
yourself the trip and tell baby thanks
for the advice I haven't felt so good in
years so long Whitfield I walk out in
Beauty like the night no no no some wine
please my dear you don't you've got to
listen don't don't hang up you can't
leave me
flat my dear are you all right I'm fine
Molly Molly Molly
Molly Molly
she's hung up she wouldn't listen she's
leaving me what are you doing here
you're right I can be there in a minute
two minutes first you call carrian
carrian oh why of course yes M of course
yeah hello Molly Molly Molly who is this
who you
kidding oh yes yes Mr sa I'm dropping
all charges release hatch at once tell
iie I'll be waiting send hatch up to my
place right away
the place is yours use anything you want
stay as long as you like thank you with
oh this Orchid I think it would look
nice on
Mary thank
you excuse
me oh uh tell hatch she can have
tomorrow off
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no no not
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now please please just a few moments
more
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w
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wait
here hey Eddie Jo hey I got your bail
don't worry I'll get you out you are out
Savory dropped the charges well GE
that's great then they found the statue
who stole it it wasn't stolen Venus is
waiting for me right now savory's
department store Venus oh no Eddie not
that
again did you say savory's department
store yeah sav's Department to the
nearest hospital Sav to the hospital
make up your mind he wants to go to the
hospital Sav I'm paying for this trip
now look Eddie listen to me you're sick
you don't feel well I'll show you I'll
introduce you to her Joe you'll like her
she's wonderful oh Eddie faster oh I've
got to get there Joe she may leave I
want her to stay I want to marry her
we'll get a little place out in oone
Heights oh yeah I can just see you
bouncing little statues on your knee
Eddie you've just got to stop talking
like that she's not a statue Joe she's
Venus goddess of love you went to the
hospital savory's Department Store look
look Eddie just just relax you know you
got to quit thinking those
crazy oh summer day Withers away too
soon too
soon but
listen I can hear
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her don't be silly that's just the radio
that's Venus faster turn off your radio
will you ain't on it must be on I am a
bub let's
listen for all crazy in the too soon too
soon I
feel wherever I
go that tomorrow is near tomorrow is
here and always too soon
time is so
old and love so
brief love is pure
gold and time
of where
L darling will
late the curtain descends everything end
too soon too
soon I wait
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darling will you speak
long Venus Venus see I told you there's
nobody here oh she's got to be here she
must be here Venus Venus hey Eddie come
on if Mr Savory Catches Us here we'll
both be fired she's in the model that's
where she is
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ready good shot Ed come on Mr sa where
did you have it hidden yes give us the
real dop well the statue simply
reappeared as mysteriously as it
disappeared before you write this off as
another publicity gimmick I suggest you
look at ludovi for's volume on these
strange Legends and myths surrounding
the Anatolian Venus in uh our book
Department Morocco bound it's probably
just coincidence but while our goddess
of love was missing the city hall was
snowed under they ran out of marriage
licenses love sure reared its beautiful
head thanks girl uh did you tell hatch
about his $3 raise 375 oh yes well if
you'll excuse us I believe there's a
place called Niagra Falls we're going
over in the barrel see when we get back
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you never even said
goodbye pardon me could you direct me to
the model home oh yes it's right through
there second floor thank you very
much a
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Miss uh did you say you were looking for
the model home yes you see I just
started to work here
today oh that's fine my name is hatch
Eddie hatch oh mine's Jones Venus
Jones that's beautiful well it's unusual
anyway nobody's ever likely to meet two
girls named
no I I guess not
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