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out here in the middle,
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people are straight shooters.
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They just say it like it is.
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I got one of those types in my house as well.
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Hell, yeah, you were a mistake.
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I mean, we're happy that you're here now,
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but you were definitely a mistake.
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It's funny,'cause you're not fat,
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but th skirt sure makes you look fat.
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who told you scrappy went to a farm?
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He's not on a farm.He's dead.
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The Middle Season 1 Episode 2
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Oh, hey, dad,
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I'm trying out for swim team.
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Do you want to come watch me swim laps at the pool?
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- Sounds boring. - Mike.
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- It does.
- Mike.
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You saying my name over and over doesn't
make it sound less boring.
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but sometimes the family needs more than honesty.
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It needs a cheerleader, and that's me.
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You know, sue, I think what your dad
is saying is it sounds like aot of fun.
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the dryer's making that noise again.
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noise again.
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What noise? Your dad fixed it.
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It's working great now.
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damn thing's on its last legs.
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I can't hear the tv.
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No, we can't afford a new dryer right now. It's fine.
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did anybody get the mail?
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Get more pop.
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Axl, come on. Let's go.
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Axl had told us he was at church group
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when he was actually sticking his tongue down
some girl's throat at the mall.
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So he'd earned himself one of mike's famous punishments--
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for the next two weeks,
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he had to stay within 5 feet of apparent at all times.
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oh, my god, mike.It's 2009.
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What? Already?
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Yeah, mike. 2009.
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How did this happen?
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No payments till 2009.
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No payments till 2009.
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No payments till 2009.
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The economy's gonna be great by then.
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Great. Now with interest,
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we owe $650 on a vcr we sold the
garage sale last year for 2 bucks.
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you know what?
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It'll be fine.
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It's fine.
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It'll be fine.We're fine.
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These things have a way of working themselves out.
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As long as the dryer hangs on and I sell a car this month,
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we're gonna be fine.
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fortunately, out here, you always
have neighbors you can count on...
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hi. Would it be okay if I just threw in a quick dry?
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Hi. Hate to bother.Just one more quick load?
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And when that fails...
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hello? Hello? I'm hurt,and my mom and dad aren't home.
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I'll just do this quick load while you try to find them.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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So the busted dryer piled on to the whole 2009 thing
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meant we were gonna have to cut corners fast.
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First up, a trip to the frugal hoosier,
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indiana's number one expired food store.
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So are we, like, poor now?
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No, we're not poor.We're just thrifty.
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We're trying something new called living within our means.
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You mean we've been living outside our means?
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Oh, god.
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You should be thanking me.
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Listen, smart consumers--they're the kids who are popular.
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brick, shake some of those unmarked cans
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and see if you can find peas.Okay?
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we're listening for peas,people.
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Hi, bob.
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Frankie, hi. It's me, bob.
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Listen, ehlert is throwing a major hissy.
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He's calling everybody in for some emergency meeting at 1:00.
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1:00? Are you kidding me?I was barely making it at 3:00.
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Unh-unh. no fish.
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You've gotta get in here.I don't know what it's about,
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and I'm--I'm freaking out here.
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Okay, I'll call mike at the quarry and
figure something out with the kids.
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I'll be there as soon as I can.Just breathe.
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Okay, kids, new plan. Gotta get to work early.
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But what about the pool?
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You promised you'd watch me practice for swim tryouts.
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And you said you would take me to the library.
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"The wheel of nuldoid"--I have to check it out
before anybody else gets it.
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You promised.promised.
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Okay, I know I didn't promise
that many things.I'm not that nice.
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Listen,we'll ing by the library,
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and then when your father gets home from work,
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he'll take you to the pool.
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But if you kids ever want to eat name
brand food again,I have to get to work.
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Come on. Let's move it.
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I love this book. I love this book. I love this book.
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I hate my life.I hate my life. I ha--
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you got 5 feet, mister.Use all of it.
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Uh-oh. You have a fine.
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Oh, that's no problem. How much?
We're in kind of a hurry.
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$189.
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you're kidding.
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I'm sorry,but there is no way
that we can pay at fine right now.
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I mean, our dryer just broke,
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and I haven't sold a car,and it's 2009.
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Right. Next in line.
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Mom, don't they know who you are?
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Flash her your frugal hoosier card.
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Listen, my son is a very odd kid.
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Books are everything to him.
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He has no friends.
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I'm sorry, but until you pay the fine, you're banned.
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Oh...and your library card has been flagged.
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Have a nice day.
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You know what?
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This is a good thing.
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Your teacher says you need more social interaction.
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And besides,you're not watching enough tv.
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You don't want to be the only kid
who doesn't know who won "the bachelor."
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Yep, there I was still cheerleading,
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from a hole getting so deep I could barely see the sky.
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Hey, did you cover for me?
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I told them that you had a pregnancy scare on the way in
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and also that you burst an aneurysm.
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You should know that I do not think he bought it.
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curler.
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But trailing even e most pathetic
of you is our newest employee,
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frances heck.
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Her sales record is minus one.
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Negative uno vehiculo--
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that's mexican for "not good."
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Well, you know,there is recession on.
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Enough of your communist whining.
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It's always somebody else's fault--
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the economy, your mama didn't breast-feed you,
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the government won't let you marry a houseplant.
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Now I want to hear some suggestions to perk up business.
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And don't anybodsay free mugs.
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Well, I'll throw your stragglers a bone.
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How about a free ak-47 with every sale?
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People love guns.
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You really want to arm our customers?
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Anybody else
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oh! Here's a thought--
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I was just in the frugal hoosier,
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and they have these ronald reagan
inaugural jelly beans--50 cents a bag.
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How about we fill a car with them and
let people guess how many for a prize?
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I don't know. Thought it'd be fun.
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Hmm. Clever...
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patriotic...
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cheap.
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You know, I was gonna fire you right after the meeting,
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but I think I'll just move that post-it to next week.
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Hear that, pete? Not fired for another week. Yeah, baby.
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So while I was busy hanging on to my job by my fingernails...
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yeah, so good.
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cannonball!
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At least I knew my family was having fun at the orson aquatorium.
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Axl, you getting in?
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Pool's queer.
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Mm. Brick, how about you?You getting in?
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swimming's no fun without a book.
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Then what the hell am I doing here?
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Come on, brick. Look at those boys. They're having fun.
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mom says I'm supposed to interact.
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So can I tell you the plot of the book
I wasn't allowed to check out?
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Chapter one--"grampa's story."
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"Grampa worst was old and dying--"
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oh! Oh, daddy! I'm ready for you to watch me swim now.
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Hey, finally.
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At least one of my kids is actually getting in the pool.
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"He was dying of something old people die of."
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So you got it.
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All right, sue! Come on, kid.Show us how it's done.
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hi, guys.
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Did you have fun at the pool?
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dad said that I suck at swimming
and I shouldn't try out for swim team.
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Then I bought you a creamsicle.
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So then the nuldoids kidnap this kid
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and take him to the bowels of the earth.
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Speaking of bowels,what's for dinner?
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Hey no complaint ***Or beef stew last night was great,
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and we all kept that down.
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Not completely true.
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And after the giant tunnel hole,
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they go to the ancient slide of the droiden frobble dynasty.
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Okay, brick, honey,great social interaction today.
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Now please go find a book.
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There must be one book in the house you haven't read.
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Okay.
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Hey, champ.
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Mom says I've had enough social interaction today.
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Okay. Catch you later.
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I was still mad at mike,
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but I have a pretty good poker face.
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Frankie, you weren't there.
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You weren't at the pool.She was bad. She was...
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rhythmic dance team tryout bad.
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All right, well,just because she sucks
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doesn't mean you should tell her that she sucks.
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What do you think that does for her self-esteem?
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Oh. you know, I thought I was taking 'em to the pool.
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If I had known it was gonna be anything about self-esteem,
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I wouldn't have done it.
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What do you want?
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5 feet, dad.
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What should I have done, frankie--lie to her?
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Since when did telling the truth become a bad thing?
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Sue's a sensitive young girl
who needs to be treated delicately.
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Her emotions are right the surface.
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She's not axl.
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we're her parents, mike.
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It's our job to cheer her on,no matter what.
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Hey, i love my daughter,
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and I'mnot gonna have her made fun of.
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If someone's gonna dash her hopes,
damn it,it should be her family.
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mom, dad, guess what?
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They did an eye test today at school,
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and I need glasses.
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In retrospect, I guess there were signs.
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Oh, I only want one.I don't need both of them,
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but thanks.
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I got it!
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Isn't it excitg?
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I've always wanted glasses!
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mike, don't you see what this means?
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That we're never getting a new dryer?
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No, this explains why sue never makes anything. She's blind.
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Oh, mike.
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See, you never know what's gonna happen in life.
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That's why you don't dash someone's dreams.
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Right. That's why you c--hey.
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Mom? Which part of me is my hungering manhood?
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If the library fines were half a dryer...
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Glasses were a whole dryer...
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But luckily, the frugal hoosier
has an optical department
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and no mirrors.
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Dork.
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Dork.
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I would never stop punching you.
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knock it off.
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She's a young girl with emotions all over her surface
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or something like that.
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Anyway, our job is to cheer her on.
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Oh, my god.Those look so great.
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Seriously. I think you should really, really buy them.
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Okay. Guess these are the ones.
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there is no stopping me on swim team now.
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Y-you're still trying out?
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Yeah. Mom told me you said I shouldn't try out,
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'cause you wanted to test how much I really wanted it.
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Well, I want it, dad,
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now more than ever.
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Well, if that's what your mom said,
then I'm sure that's what I meant.
256
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:42,760
all right, that's it.
257
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,950
It's all that'll fit.
258
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,430
Oh, doesn't this look great?
259
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,770
I think this is really gonna be...
260
00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:49,770
Frankie,
261
00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:51,900
your husband is on line one.
262
00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:56,820
He wants to take a shower and needs you
on the line with axl until he's out.
263
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,380
Hey, that is his punishment!
264
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:03,130
Tell him to make axl put on a bathing suit
and get in there with him.
265
00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,280
so how's it going out here?
266
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,520
Oh. Uh, mr. Ehlert, sir.
267
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,600
Hard at work.
268
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,360
It may look like fun,but it's--it's work,work, work.
269
00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:15,630
You did good, frances.
270
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,330
Since this was your idea,
271
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,260
my commission on the first sale of the day goes to you.
272
00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:21,620
You're kidding.
273
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,210
Oh, mr. Ehlert,you don't know
how much this means to me.
274
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:26,880
My daughter sue needs glasses and our dryer broke--
275
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,670
already stopped listening.
276
00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:31,490
So, uh, how many jelly beans are in there?
277
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,390
Okay, so we forgot the little
detail of counting the jelly beans.
278
00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,110
I wasn't gonna let that set us back.
279
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,510
There's solution for everything.
280
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,390
425,362 jelly beans.
281
00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:46,470
Wow.
282
00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:49,780
Isn't he smart? He is so smart.
283
00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:52,050
Damn it, he deserves a book.
284
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,770
I may not be able to afford a new dryer.
285
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:57,580
But I could figure out a way to get my kid his book.
286
00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,910
Plus, I had to keep him out of my bookshelf.
287
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:03,020
And then when the rakish count stormed into the room,
288
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,630
her bosom heaved.
289
00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:06,680
That means she threw up.
290
00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,400
Kid.
291
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,250
Yeah. Come here.
292
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:18,190
How'd you like to check out this book for me on your card, huh?
293
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,170
No, no. You don't have to tell anybody.
294
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,010
It'll just be our little secret.
295
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,190
I don't know.
296
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,330
Oh, come on. What's gonna happen? Nothing. I promise.
297
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:30,780
I have jelly beans.
298
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,310
Okay.
299
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:35,460
Great. Here. And remember,don't take candy from strangers.
300
00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:38,250
I mean, I'm okay,but in the future, don't do it.
301
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,360
I'll be waiting for you in the bushes.
302
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,720
It was the day of the big event,
303
00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:47,320
and my idea was a huge success.
304
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,420
if that don't beat all--
305
00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,700
a whole car full of jelly beans.
306
00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,500
You know, I have been all over this county,
307
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,940
and I ain't never seen anything like it.
308
00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:00,440
- Excuse me?
- Yeah?
309
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,200
Is the actual jelly bean car for sale?
310
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,400
I just think it's a hoot and a half.
311
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,840
Well, yes, it is. And--and after the big event is over,
312
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,820
I'd be happy to make you a great deal.
313
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,220
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
- Here.
314
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,020
Oh, thanks.
315
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,600
Yep, we were gonna be okay.
316
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:16,200
2009 might have started out bad,
317
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:20,850
but I was working my way back to zero one jelly bean at a time.
318
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:21,830
And that...
319
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,010
hey. What do you think you're doing?
320
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:25,890
You're outside the limit.
321
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,340
Bring it in 4 inches.
322
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,510
There you go.
323
00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:34,550
Ladies and gents, thanks for coming to ehlert motors.
324
00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,340
We've got great deals on all our vehicles,
325
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:38,940
so please, don't rush off.
326
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,270
We've got many knowledgeable salesman
327
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,800
and a woman to show you around.
328
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,760
All right, now for the winner.
329
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:53,630
there were 425,362 jelly beans in the car.
330
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,790
so the closest guess,
331
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:58,670
with 12,001 is...
332
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,530
cecil hagen!
333
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,710
Well, if that don't beat all.
334
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,520
congratulations.
335
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,070
Hey, I won!
336
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:10,990
now, kids,when that door opens,you go ahead
337
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,240
and scoop up all the jelly beans you can hold.
338
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,720
Frances, would you like to do the honors?
339
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:17,960
Me?
340
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,230
Oh. Well, it was my idea.
341
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,620
okay, everybody ready?
342
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,070
Ready?
343
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,030
a little stuck.
344
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,510
open it.
345
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:47,700
just A...okay, everything's okay.
346
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,320
It's just a little warm out today,
347
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:52,380
so the jelly beans just need a little--
348
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:56,040
little bit of help to get out,and...
349
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:00,490
no, no, no, no. No, don't go.
350
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:01,470
No, don't go. Wait.No.
351
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,210
Oh, this will clean up really great.
352
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,450
You can still buy it.
353
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,940
I'll give you a great deal. A gr--
354
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:14,510
well, this just proves that sometimes
the best man for the job is a man.
355
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:18,850
I'll put the cost of clean up on your tab, frances.
356
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,110
This roughly makes you....negative two.
357
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,180
No, . No, no, I can fix it.
358
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,160
Look. Here. Wait. Wait.
359
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:29,540
Damn it. I was so close to getting us out of this hole,
360
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,180
but it's just getting deeper.
361
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:34,900
And now I was supposed to go cheer sue
on in swim team tryouts.
362
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,330
Whoo-frickin'-hoo.
363
00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:37,780
Where's sue?
364
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,540
Did I miss the tryouts?
365
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:40,820
Mike,
366
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,650
I thought he was punished.
367
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,090
He lured her into the perimeter.
368
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,320
What could I do?
369
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,970
What is he doing?
370
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,850
I whored myself for that book.
371
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:51,670
I promised it would be returned safely.
372
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,180
Hey, it got him into the pool.
373
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,430
Are those jelly beans in your hair?
374
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,100
Brick, brick, float very carefully over to the side.
375
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,880
I need that book out of the pool.
376
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,110
Mom mom you Made it!
377
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,950
I'm up.
378
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,160
Oh, sue, yeah. Yeah,
379
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,020
I made it. I made it.
380
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,290
I'm here now.
381
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,160
Swim for me, baby!
382
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,710
whoo! Okay. All right.
383
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,090
Go, sue! Go, sue!
384
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:34,290
it wasn't her eyes. Mike was right. She sucked.
385
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,240
Okay, it's fine.It'll be fine.
386
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:49,920
Yeah, we're fine. We're fine.
387
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,740
It's fine.
388
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,840
tornado!
389
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,730
Oh, come on!
390
00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:57,270
It can't be a tornado.
391
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,920
It's a beautiful, sunny day.
392
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:03,890
I hate indiana weather.
393
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,070
mom,are we gonna be okay?
394
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,130
I don't know.
395
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,440
I don't know if we're gonna be okay, sue.
396
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:22,470
i really don'T.Frankly, I have no evidence that we will.
397
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,870
That's not what you're supposed to say.
398
00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:26,510
Oh, I know. I know.
399
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,400
I'm just supposed to pick you all up
400
00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,470
and tell you everything's gonna be fine.
401
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,980
But you know what?I don't know anymore!
402
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,020
You want to know the truth?Your dad's big on truth.
403
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:41,160
Basically, our lives suck right now.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
404
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:44,030
2009 has been a rotten, rotten year.
405
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,400
We can't afford a new dryer.
406
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,980
We can't afford unexpired food.
407
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,620
I can't even afford the L.C.D. Light-up angel
408
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:52,160
that I ordered on the tv to surprise you all at christmas.
409
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:54,060
Surprise!
410
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,200
if I don't sell a car,that means no job.
411
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,980
That also means maybe no house,
412
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:02,270
but the tornado will probably blow it all away anyway.
413
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,910
Oh, my god.Let's just pack it all in.
414
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,500
Let's just give you kids to madonna or something.
415
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,080
Your dad and I will go live in a tent city somewhere,
416
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,030
because the truth is,we are screwed!
417
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,800
but it's fine. No, I--everything's fine.
418
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,900
We'll be fine.
419
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,840
Frankie.
420
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,040
We'll get through.
421
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,160
yeah.
422
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,210
Wow. Who knew I was living with my own personal cheerleader?
423
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:51,820
Mike was right.
424
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,310
We would get through,
425
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,040
same as always.
426
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:03,540
'Cause it doesn't matter how big the storm
or how much stuff gets blown your way--
427
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,390
if you have each other, that's everything.
428
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,420
'Cause there's nothing more important than--
429
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:11,330
holy crap! Is that a dryer?
430
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,040
You see it, too,right, mike?
431
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,810
The tornado gave us a dryer.
432
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,550
Quick. Get it inside before anybody sees.
433
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,230
Oh, my. Whoo!
434
00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:30,140
Our luck started to turn around after that.
435
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:33,800
Some stupid bank actually approved us
for a brand-new credit card,
436
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,410
so we paid off brick's library fines...
437
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:39,020
we were able to afford contacts for sue,
438
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,670
and she actually made the swim team--
439
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,170
well, 34th alternate.
440
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:45,210
And the best part of the new credit card?
441
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,310
No payments till 2012.
442
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,270
And I'm sure by 2012,
443
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,120
everything's gonna be great.
444
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:54,770
Okay. See, this is why you never give up hope--
445
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,600
because anything is possible.
446
00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:58,750
I mean, you just never know what gonna happen.
447
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,560
You just gotta hang in there and believe and--
448
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,960
hot damn!There's even clothes in there!
449
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:57,980
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