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My life is in turmoil, like being changed totally
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The ideal world seems to have drifted away from me
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Looking back on those beautiful moments
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I know the naive smiley face no longer exists
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I'm bound and banished, but I'm also trying breaking them
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I remember the freedom and break free from the chains
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I break through the limits of the sky to let light shines on the world
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The way to ideal world
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is in front of me
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Even if there is danger
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I'll never give up
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He has been sitting on the sofa watching TV all day.
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This is his so-called perfect plan?
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Don't worry. He's been stingy since he was young.
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He always orders a cup of coke with a cup of ice.
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Never suffer losses.
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Maybe he is playing humans imitating teleplay.
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Humans are strange.
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A difficult mother-in-law and a money-oriented mother.
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A tough wife and a useless father.
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But the more so, the more interesting I feel.
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Damn old dad. You haven't been to work for a few days. Is everything OK?
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Humans are strange.
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Being anxious about not coming home. Being anxious about staying at home.
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If you're free, help me to cut the watermelon.
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Humph.
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Let me show you a surprise with my Touch-Art.
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I'm going out to buy some food. What do you want?
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That... that's...
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Right.
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This is the perfect container
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filled with holy water to douse the evil flame -
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- Watermelon.
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Don't be Chunibyo at such an old age.
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And lick up the water!
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SHH.
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This is the core of container.
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Use your heart.
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I hope it's sweet love can calm you down.
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Ah.
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The sweet juice flows from the tip of the tongue to the root.
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My uneasy feelings are suddenly disappearing.
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I feel like I'm in another world.
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Standing in a hot playground alone,
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breathing the hot air,
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I feel like I'll collapse any second.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Ah?
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Sunny Sporty Watermelon
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You'll get sick if you stand there long.
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Come on. Cool off.
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Is that good? Do you feel better?
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You fool. If you got heat stroke, I'd feel guilty.
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I want to beat him.
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But why can't I find it in my heart to do so?
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Hey. Silly girl.
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If you fail the exam again, you'll be held back next term.
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Elegant Studious Watermelon
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I don't want to go together with a girl from a lower grade.
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Elegant Studious Watermelon
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Let me help you review after class.
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Cute Shota Watermelon
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Sister Xiao Min, I'm so happy today.
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Cute Shota Watermelon
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Can you stay with me forever?
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I'm gonna be good.
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Cool Rebellious Watermelon
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Idiot, hold me tight. Don't get hurt.
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Your head is about to be squeezed out. Is that okay?
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Cool Rebellious Watermelon
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Don't try to be brave. No one will hear you. Only two of us are here.
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Mysterious Sultry Watermelon
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Mysterious Sultry Watermelon
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What should I do? Do I look uncooperative if I don't scream?
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We are a youthful idol group
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that distributes the seeds of love to the world.
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Melon Princes!
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I don't know why.
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How can a watermelon can make me imagine these scenes
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and uncontrollable touch.
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Perfect.
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So this is why food can bring people happiness.
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The farmer must have put an aphrodisiac in that watermelon.
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The elder prince is really great. A trick can captured her heart.
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Enough. Close it.
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It's really a shitty plan.
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Disappointing sons.
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You leave now.
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Yes.
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What's wrong with him?
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Those were happy images. Why'd they make him so angry.
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SHH.
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Keep quiet.
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I heard that the reason he seeks dominance is because he can't bear others' happiness.
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Darnell. Look how cowardly you are.
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Our family are cosmic nobles. Why do we have such a waste of a son like you?
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We're heading out of town.
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You watch the house.
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Brother Darnell. Don't be frustrated.
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You're a kind person.
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I'll support you forever.
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Hum.
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It's so great to be with you.
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By the way, I'll stay at your house tonight. I can curry rice.
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I'm gonna go to school first.
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Sister, what's wrong with you?
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If you're not here, who's gonna protect me?
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And you're not cute when your double ears fall off.
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Hey imp.
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Quick over here and lick my high heels.
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Are you a witch?
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Swine.
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If you talk to me like that again, I'm going to put my underwear in your mouth.
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No.
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In fact I expect that.
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Write down your address. I'll punish you tonight.
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Don't drive with so many glasses!
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You are under arrest for causing a car accident.
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Do you want my underwear? Go to my eBay!
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You can find them on my shop.
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This advertisement is too weird.
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In fact I feel frustrated.
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Thank you for helping us arrest that driver.
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But I did nothing.
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Because of zealous citizens like you,
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our police salaries are getting lower and lower.
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Is it good for someone like you to be a cop?
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What do you think should I do?
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I can't afford this month's rent.
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Can I live at your house?
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Your hair is in your arm!
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Attacking police!
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Request support!
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Don't scratch yourself with your sharp hair, OK?
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My hand hurts!
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I want the world to suffer with me!
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You lost your wallet.
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Why is it that every girl who wants to live with me has been abused?
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Darnell.
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Don't act dazed. We'll be late for school.
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Great.
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Finally, a normal leading lady.
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What are you staring at?
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I would never live with you.
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That's great! Finally, one of them escapes the curse.
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Darnell, sorry.
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I'm usually mean to you. That's because I wanted to talk with you,
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but I didn't have the courage.
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So I pretended to be angry
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Don't die!
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to hide my concern for you.
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I don't even know your name!
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It seems that the curse is not from cohabitation.
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It's me!
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Why?
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Why is reality so different from donghua(animation)?
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Obviously I have been weak,
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a nice guy,
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and meddlesome.
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But I can't get a harem.
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Where are my girls?
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Darnell. You're an adult, yet you only sleep with a pillow.
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We arranged a wedding for you.
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She's the princess of fatherlings.
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Darnell.
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To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do you apart.
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Will you?
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I... I will.
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OK. bridegroom. You may now kiss the bride.
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No...
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No!
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Darnell.
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We've been married so long, yet we have no children.
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Fuck. It's not my fault, is it?
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Is something wrong with your body?
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Fuck! It's not me!
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I understand that you're under pressure with a princess like me.
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That's understandable.
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Let's go and see the doctor sometime.
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To hell with pressure.
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This is as difficult as looking for a needle in the ocean!
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Young man, you're healthy.
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But you do need more exercise. Where's your wife?
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Sir, I'm here.
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Ah... Sorry. I was looking at the report upside down.
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Having child is nothing but a fantasy for you.
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But we have a new instrument that could help you.
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Look. This is our secret -- Egg Laying Machine.
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Here is the slot. Use it then screw this handle.
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That is a fucking Gashapon Machine!
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Why didn't you get it out sooner?
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Were you just messing with me before?
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Wow, so cute!
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Look! I want to collect all seven.
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I want children!
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Not eggs!
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After that, His Majesty had three sons.
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Their powers were Touch-Art, Eating-Art and Flash-Art.
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They could finally have a brief life of happiness.
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Hello, narrator.
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But their good times didn't last long.
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As the princes grew up,
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their mother had become weak from illness.
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Before she died, she left some touching words.
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Darnell. Sorry.
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The three brothers in the next house are my sons.
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If you dare remarry, my cousin will post this to Facebook
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to shame you.
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From then on, His Majesty was plunged into grief,
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disappointed by love and affection,
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he decided to dominate the universe to and become its overlord.
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What he does is wipe out harems and break up couples.
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The strong don't need emotion.
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Emotion is the virus that makes people weak.
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So I'm determine to destroy it.
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My sons are incompetent.
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I'll do it myself.
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I'm ready
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to go back.
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Is everything OK?
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Don't worry. Everything is under control.
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I don't mean controlling shit.
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I'm afraid the earth will be attacked.
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Father needs a successor.
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Third is dead and Elder is a sissy, so the throne must be mine.
320
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Of course he will favor me. I won't let him attack here.
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How annoying it is! Inheriting my father's position feels like ripping my face off.
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You're really an arrogant douchebag.
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And me.
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Although I don't know what happened, I'll support you.
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Indeed you know nothing.
326
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So, let's go.
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Our destination is the toilet next door.
328
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Oh.
329
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This... is impossible... What on earth happened?
330
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Our house was renovated in the time it took me to go to the market!
331
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Humph.
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Isn't it perfect?
333
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No wonder there are so many boxes at the door.
334
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Damn old dad. How did you do that?
335
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You changed so much this time. It went from a demon to an angel.
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Ah!
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Even my room was renovated.
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Er?
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Where did these new clothes come from?
It's the same as that TV series. Females are greedy.
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I will win her heart,
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then my silly brother and that superhero
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will be at my mercy.
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Aye? Xiao Min's moving?
344
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Impossible. The loan on the house hasn't been paid off.
345
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Xiao Min, I learned how to cook. Do you want to try?
346
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Damn old dad. Where's the box that was under my bed?
347
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I threw it away.
348
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Don't touch my things!
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Damn. I already gave her the best, but she still isn't satisfied.
350
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My perfection has defects.
351
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I... I can't accept any failure.
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Foolish dad.
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Those are...
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These are...
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It better not be lost!
356
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Oh. Xiao Min's old panties.
357
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Aye?
358
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Oh. Blue and white stripes! Great!
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You perverts!
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Xiao... Xiao Min.
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Calm down please.
362
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Xiao Min, don't be rude to our neighbors. All visitors are guests.
363
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How about inviting them to dinner?
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The dishes are almost ready.
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Dad...
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My dad...
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is protecting the earth
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Dad...
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Silly dad...
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is protecting the earth
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To...
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Going forward and yearning for calm
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I wanna give a little more to you
374
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I miss your warm smile every day
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I can't see you but I know you're by my side
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Dad...
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My dad...
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is protecting the earth
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Dad...
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My dad is protecting the earth
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Papa...
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protects the earth26975
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