All language subtitles for Twisted.Metal.S02E08.720p.WEB-DL-[Feranki1980]

Congratulations, one and all, and
welcome to Twisted Metal.

There are rules here. No killing outside
of an official round.

But they're also perfect.

I provided delightful accommodations.

Great. High school.

It's bringing back, like, so many
memories.

Crazy. I've seen the way you're acting
with mine, and I don't like it. I

freaking love it.

The last driver behind the wheel gets
their wish granted.

One wish per car.

I wish for all the walls to come down in
every city, everywhere.

Man, I wish to bring Krista back to
life.

I did something about a quiet back.

I don't know what I'm going to do about
it, man. I never lied to him.

I can't afford another day like this.
John!

I'm black and black.

I've never seen you like this. What's
going on?

I lied to you, quiet.

I made my own way.

Morning.

What can I get you?

I need an anniversary cake.

Feeds eight.

Express delivery.

That's a big -ass cake.

It's a special occasion.

Here, my tat.

You got it.

Looks like someone had a wet dream.

The fuck?

Could I kiss?

I'm not being selfish. You made your own
wish and didn't tell me. You put our

lives, the mission, all of us in danger.
This is why I didn't want to tell you.

And that's pretty fucking selfish.

What the hell are you looking at?

A lonely soul.

But you can always join us.

Fuck off, rim job.

Looks like that hot potato's back on the
market.

Really? No more, John.

Good.

It's easier to pick off if they're weak.

Like little fishies.

to wish for a million fucking things,
but this is bigger than us, and you are

being an asshole for not getting that.
Fuck, I can't even look at you right

No problem.

I'm leaving.

Trying to wash the odor of betrayal off
your hot little body?

That's right, stinky titties. Everyone
in here knows what happened, because the

walls are paper thin.

I didn't betray anybody.

Oh, okay.

Keep telling yourself that, tough guy.

Berman knows the truth.

Actually, I have to go this way.

God, we just got to fix these lights.

When I took the Hippocratic Oath, I
swore that I would uphold the best

of all my patients.

I appreciate the concern, Doc.

I'm in the best shape of my life.

Actually, that's why I wanted to speak
with you. I received the results of your

physical exam.

And, well, there's no easy way to say
this, but I found something.

Wait. Are you serious, Doc?

Yes.

I thought I'd have more time.

Life is so incredibly precious, isn't
it?

All right.

Don't sugarcoat it. Hit me straight.

I can take it.

You're sterile.

Oh. Well, that explains the little
grass.

No, no.

That's psoriasis. Being sterile means
that you can't have children.

I can have as many children as I want.

I mean, uh, kidnapping.

I mean biologically.

Let me explain.

You see the testicle? They make the
sperm.

I got plenty of testicles. What seems to
be the problem?

Actually, you have too many testicles.
And unfortunately, none of them work.

Yours can't make sperm.

Do you understand?

No.

No, I do not.

I can tell by your grunting you and the
chatty man are at war.

Unfortunate.

A good cock is a terrible thing to
waste.

If you no longer have use, shall I have
him? You don't need to ask me.

John does what he wants.

Fuck you, make his own wish, jump off a
fucking building. I don't care anymore.

Excellent.

I'm glad you approve.

For even in the Arctic wasteland I call
home, to violate the girl code would

be...

Now nobody can get in there.

I can't get my gas.

We're all gonna die.

That was a waste of a shower.

You saved me.

For now.

I plan on eviscerating you in the next
round, but first we need to take care of

these fuckers.

Get your ass up.

The hell are you doing? Oh, well, I
don't know. I thought you were like an

basketball dude or something. Evil
basketball dude? What the fuck is that?

We've been living with the abominable
snow tits and a bug fucker. How am I the

asshole here?

Where are you going?

To find quiet.

I have to make sure she's okay.

Yikes. Do you want to do that?

You don't know the full story. I know
you screwed up.

Relationships are built on trust, John.
These are complicated emotions, and you

wouldn't understand.

Oh, I wouldn't?

I'm a divorcee.

Didn't you say we were going to die?

Because if the dude with metal arms is
scared, we're fucked.

Hey.

Hey there, Gilbert Grape.

What's eating you?

I can't fight without the gas, man.

If I can't fight, I can't kill. We're
all fucking dead.

I need it, man. I need the gas.

I need that shit. Hey, man, it's cool.
Nobody has their wheels as round. I

need it for my wheels, dumbass.

I need it for me.

I drink it.

I'm a killing machine powered by pure
premium unleaded.

Okay, that's very different.

Let's leave the opinions outside,
Stewart.

There's a judgment -free zone up in
here.

He said he drank the gas up in here.

You're saying you need the gas in here.

Is it what you need in here?

Dave, Dave, Dave.

I think we both know what time it is.

I'm picking up what you're putting down,
Michael.

Grab some chairs.

You got it, bud.

Uh, what time is it? It's time for Dave
to turn this shit around.

That's what time it is.

Didn't you hear Calypso? There's a group
of psychos trying to kill us. If Axel's

our best fighter, let's just get him the
gas.

Axel's most important fight is the one
from within.

Gentlemen, we're having an intervention.

What?

You're gonna love it.

Any idea who these bottom feeders are?
The Apocalypse Nine. They're fucking

nuts. You know why their skin is yellow?

They burn their nerve endings so they
don't feel shit.

So where's John? I thought you assholes
couldn't go anywhere alone.

None of your business.

So it's true then. You made a different
wish.

Please, you don't think these gossipy
bitches talk?

I'm out here thinking about the greater
good of all humanity. You're potentially

fucking it all up just thinking about
yourself.

So what did he wish for?

To bring his sister back to life.

Oh, interesting.

What is that supposed to mean?

I don't know. It seems like the type of
guy to wish for an elephant -sized dong

or a house made of candy.

A psychopath would do something like
that.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the popular girls.

God, I'm going to shit my fucking
shorts.

Surprised? I guess I'm not as prim and
proper as you thought I was.

Well, it looks like you've got this
covered. Yeah, we're going to go snuff

the rest of these fuckers. Wait.

Oh, I just can say good luck.

With wherever you're going.

I'll just... I'll just be here.

By myself.

Not by myself.

With you, of course.

Do you want to come with us?

Looks like these worker ants just became
a colony.

We need weapons Quit

playing around I'm trying to figure out
a way out of this don't hurt yourself

I've been surviving out here since I was
a kid. I know what I'm doing. Oh, yeah

Twelve. Seven.

Well, it was the start of the apocalypse
when shit was really hard. Oh, yeah, I

bet it was so hard to have tons of
supplies and food to loot.

Everything was picked over by the time
my generation got to them. See, you want

everything handed to you.

When I was a kid, you had to get a car
and go buy this. A car?

What car? None of them were left after
the old -timers like you took them all.

God, I bet back in your day, you could
trip, fall, and smack your head into a

car.

No. Yeah, well, you should have joined a
group or something.

I don't know, duh.

You don't think that I tried?

Everyone that I found out there was a
weirdo sex pest or a lunatic. I never

found people who wanted me around.

Who actually got me.

I know that feeling.

All right, come on. What happened
between you guys?

We got in a fight.

A big one.

She told me she couldn't stand the sight
of me.

So?

So I left.

So you took the easy way out.

Classic bitch move.

So?

You have any ideas?

One.

Good haul today.

Save me the heads. I like to suck the
eyes.

The hell?

Let me try.

It's locked.

Be noticed.

Where the hell did they come from?

Hello?

Holy shit!

These guys are fast!

I know that talking about the past isn't
easy.

But we don't judge.

This is a safe space.

I feel like this is actually a dangerous
space.

Do we really have time for this? One of
those vents probably leads to the

garage, where the gas is. Hey, Stu.

Trust the process.

Go ahead, Axel.

My life started out fine enough.

But things got harder until my dad left.

That's tough.

It's okay.

If I'm being honest, losing my wife was
harder.

Goddamn. She cheated on me with my dad.

Wow. Wow.

Well, I'm sure karma came for those two.

It didn't.

They got married and moved to Napa.

Me, I stayed in Louisiana.

Work was hard to come by.

Took on a lot of debt from the wrong
people.

So you started drinking gas? No.

I had to work off what I owed.

Oh. Not killing.

Oh.

And one day, I got a job.

It's a usual assignment.

Eliminate everyone.

But they forgot to mention one thing.

A baby.

So you're haunted by killing a baby.
Bitch, I didn't kill no baby.

I'd never kill a kid.

Of course not.

I got the child out of there, and we
went on the run.

For a long time, it was just the two of
us on the road.

Those were good days.

Some of the best in my life.

You know what I mean? You did save the
kid, right?

You should be proud of yourself,
brother.

One night, vultures raided my camp.

I fought as hard as I could, but they
knocked me out.

The last thing I remember is that baby
screaming.

When I came to, the kid was gone.

So I went looking for her.

Then I met the scientist, Z -Mu.

He said he helped me find her.

Instead, he trapped me, tortured me, did
experiments.

He took away my hands.

Put me in the wheels.

And that's when the gas came in.

That's when you started drinking the
gas. All I had were my wheels and that

can. So to forget, I took it straight to
the dome.

Look, guys, I know what's going on here.

You think the gas controls you.

But you were murdering people before the
gas.

Look, man, on the real, I used to eat
human flesh.

It's fucking gross.

And it turned me into a different
person. But eventually, I learned to

myself, and I moved the fuck on.

With a little help from a friend.

It's easy for you to say.

It's just me and my wheels.

Then lean on us.

You're not alone anymore.

We believe in you even if you don't
right now.

We know that you could murder anyone you
put your mind to murdering.

Stone cold soaps. I couldn't have done
it better.

Beautiful stuff, Stu.

You want Acton?

Here I am, motherfucker!

So he wished for his sister to come
back? How is that selfish exactly?

Yeah, it's not like he wished for, like,
a bug body or beetle wings or, like, a

bigger dick or something.

Fine. What he wished for wasn't exactly
selfish.

But he still risked the mission.

He risked your mission.

Guess he thought saving one person was
more important. I agree.

That doesn't change the fact that he
kept it a secret from me. We're supposed

have each other's backs.

Are you really that fucking thin?

Do you know how many times John tried to
escape my city to get back to you?

Fifteen times!

The dumbass even cracked his head open
falling from a hang glider made of pizza

boxes. He's not a thinker.

God, you two morons are made for each
other.

Excuse me.

Here comes the boo.

Did I ever tell you girlies about
Ronald?

Ronald Hinckley. He was the love of my
life.

He had a shiny little pony hair, and he
was a soprano in the ninth grade choir.

Oh, yeah. I used to get such a snail
trail when he'd sing, No

one cares!

One summer, he was at Camp Finch, and I
was all the way, a mile away,

at Camp Skodak.

So you know what we did?

We snuck out at night so that we could
see each other.

We made it work.

You know why?

Because despite our differences, we win
love.

What happened to Ronald?

Oh, I dumped his ass when he wouldn't
put out.

You guys know what I'm talking about,
huh? Only so much second base you can do

before you need to slide into home.

Shit.

Do you have anything for us, John?

I mean, it might have been to do. I
don't know. Should we go check?

Oh, should we go check?

Maybe we should go check.

You good?

Yeah. Yeah, why? I guess I'm on me.

Holy shit, that was crazy. How'd you
come up with that? I hid out in a

blockbuster for a month.

Survived off nothing but stale candy and
horror movies.

Horror movies? Hell no. That's too
scary.

Oh, pussy.

Come on, horror movies are great.
Although I refuse to watch Deep Blue

not fuck with the ocean or the shit that
lives in it. It's way too scary.

Finally, someone understanding that the
ocean sucks.

The way we took that guy down. If we
stick together, we can... Shit!

Don't!

What?

Thank God you're alive.

Well, I'm a dumb jinx, Ed.

Out of my way.

I turned from black into bright white.

He said that it was from when the cows
were smashing.

God, he's on our side.

Yeah, for now.

I did it.

I killed without the gas.

You did so good, bro. Hey, you
slaughtered those 12 steps.

Awesome. Awesome stuff, Axel.

Uh, real talk, I don't know if taking
away this guy's one weakness was the

idea.

Sue! Oh, there you are.

I don't know about you, but I have had
quite the day.

Long story short, the doctor said my
nuts are broken, so I won't be shitting

a baby anytime soon.

And it made me think and reevaluate my
life for what I want.

I'm adopting you, son.

Oh, wow.

Uh, what?

All right, squirt.

Not too old to play catch with your old
man, are you?

Yeah. Come on, champ.

Gotta keep your eye on the head.

Congratulations, my friends, to those
who survived.

as a team too bad because next round is
every man for himself

can

we

talk yeah

I messed up real bad.

You did.

I made a snap decision.

I regret it.

When Chris died, we didn't really have
time to process it.

I'm sorry for that.

It's happened so fast.

If you ever want to talk about her, just
ask.

I think you should have it.

We can fix this.