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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:05,071 Hey look...how I like in my new gig? 2 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:10,643 Stop, Martin. 3 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,180 Alright, you-you better stop. 4 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:17,650 You go way yourself happy for you even get to the slopes. 5 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:19,919 As I did, but you know damn well 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,590 ain't no brother got no business on those slopes, Gina. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,893 But I will be the flash brother in the large, right? 8 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,562 You know what I think is it's really sweet that 9 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:32,265 Tommy invited us to go skiing this weekend, don't you? 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,767 I don't know, Gina. 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,070 Somethin' about this whole ski trip don't sound right, baby. 12 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,772 What's not right, Martin? 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,340 Somebody Tommy works with gave him 14 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:42,175 the condo for the weekend, what? 15 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,010 Think about it, Gina. 16 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,947 Tommy ain't got no job! 17 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,752 Which means we ain't going nowhere baby. 18 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,289 Damn, Gina! 19 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:30,990 What you got in here baby, a body? 20 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,993 We only going for couple of days, Gina. 21 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,329 Baby why if we go partying or something? 22 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,665 Look Gina, you-you put some of these stuff back 23 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,667 or you call some Paulbearer's to carry. 24 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,839 One two one two, hand us like that and you don't stop 25 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,774 calling Cole's up in this piece. 26 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:48,975 Yes, feel me. 27 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,610 Love me. 28 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:53,980 Shi-shing! 29 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,850 I'd like you all to meet Shanise. 30 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,852 Shanise, uh, meet Martin and Gina. 31 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,154 Cole has told me so much about you both. 32 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,622 And let me make sure I got this right. 33 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:07,160 Umm, which one of you is Martin and which one is Gina? 34 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,500 She is so crazy! 35 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,169 Hey, look look. 36 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:20,473 Remember I told you, Martin the one we do ears, right. 37 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,010 And-and Gina got the head. 38 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,512 Head, ears. 39 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,947 - Oh yeah! - See.. 40 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:30,383 You are so smart. 41 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,285 Y'all, isn't Cole smart? 42 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,287 He's my little Einstein. 43 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,390 Is that right? 44 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,027 Well, uh, which Cole you're talking about? 45 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,163 'Cause this Cole here is about as dumb-- 46 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,565 Alright, Martin. Quiet, quiet, quiet. 47 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,535 Not in front of his new woman. 48 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:51,404 Uh, Shanise, can I offer you a seat? 49 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,872 Oh, thank you. 50 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,476 But, eh, I, uh, I-I don't 51 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,478 think that'll fit in the trunk of my car. 52 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,182 Gina, this ain't gonna fit in the car. It's too big. 53 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:04,083 Okay, they're about as dumb-- 54 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,854 Gina, Gina, Gina! Baby! 55 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,423 Oh, come on in baby. Hey, what's up? 56 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:17,030 Those are some flash skies, Gina and also nice. 57 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:20,533 How you doing? 58 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,869 Anyway what are you using for skies? 59 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,437 Two popsicle sticks? 60 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,045 Just to make sure when we get out there in ski slopes 61 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,180 you keep your mouth shut. 62 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,015 I don't want your mouth in a snow. 63 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,787 Halitosis. 64 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,288 - Shut up. - Back up-- 65 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:46,292 Hi, hi Pam come over her and introduce us to your friend. 66 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,361 Busy yourself. Busy yourself. 67 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,530 Come here. 68 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,903 Anyway, everybody this is my friend Tahiem. 69 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,438 Hey, what's up man? 70 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,306 See, that's where you are wrong, my brother. 71 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,575 I'm not the man. 72 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:06,312 Mr. Charlie got us calling each other the man to praise him. 73 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,915 Damn, you look little hostile, ain't you brother? 74 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,286 I got a right to be hostile. 75 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,588 My people are being persecuted. 76 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,991 Right now, you are persecuting my ears. 77 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,760 Back above me, man. Better back above me. 78 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,296 You got peace me, you too. 79 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:26,232 Alright, alright. Pam conference. 80 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,334 Pam, where did you find him? 81 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,003 He works out at my gym. 82 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,671 He's fine know, ain't he? 83 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,106 Yeah, he is kind of attractive 84 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:36,075 if you wanna overthrow to government. 85 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,645 Hey, hey what's up, dawg? And dove gangs! 86 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,480 Hey, what up, Tom? 87 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,781 - Cole? - Yeah. 88 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,017 You didn't introduce me to the Dogger Dog head. 89 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,120 Wow. 90 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,756 So, what's up big Tom, you about ready to do this ski thing? 91 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,791 Oh, yeah, man, oh, but you know what, guys, I won't be 92 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,626 able to come down with you until tomorrow. 93 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,329 Aquanetta and I have some work we need to finish up. 94 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,965 Oh, who-who-who's Aquanetta? 95 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,868 - She's a business associate. - Oh. 96 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,370 Yeah, we've been spending awful lot of time together lately. 97 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,838 You know actually, it's her 98 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,707 company's condo that we're gonna be staying in. 99 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:08,808 Heh-heh. 100 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:14,547 - Business associate. Right! - No, no really. 101 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:15,882 - Right. - Right. 102 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,450 How she look? 103 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,319 She all that in a pot of grits. 104 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,992 - Yo yo yo, yo big Tom. - Yeah, yeah. 105 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,895 How's her body? Huh? How is the body? 106 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,565 How's is the body plan? 107 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,302 No, a little more like plan collecting it all, dawg! 108 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,640 No, no, listen fellas I'm telling you 109 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,742 this woman can stop traffic. 110 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:46,846 Oh, that's nice! She's a traffic cop. 111 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,487 - Who the hell.. - That's a friend here I met. 112 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,089 Any, any, any, any, any, any, any way y'all 113 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,391 look, I-I-I just stop by to drop off the keys, okay? 114 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:01,594 Oh, well-well, before you go I'd like you to meet m-m-my friend. 115 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,864 Tahiem, this is Tommy. 116 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,599 How you doing, pal.. Hey! 117 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,773 Right on. 118 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,943 Yeah, well look here I-I see you all tomorrow, okay. 119 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,512 Alright, we gonna go have ourselves a good time, alright. 120 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:22,548 We'll see, considering the fact that snow is white. 121 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,119 Yeah, yeah, good point. 122 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,691 Anyway, uh, hey Martin, Martin, hey. 123 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,594 If you need some ear muffs, I got a couple of the road rugs 124 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,095 I can give you. 125 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,906 And I go around you! 126 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:57,884 Next time my brother, read the signs. 127 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:03,656 When you feed bears...they follow you to your home. 128 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,427 I don't care how much porridge you give her 129 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:09,896 you ain't never get rid off her. 130 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,798 She ain't going nowhere. 131 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:22,108 Oh, yo, this place is dope just like Tommy said. 132 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,509 Where the rest of y'all stand? 133 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,846 Ahh, step aside small chain. This is nice! 134 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,515 Yo, yo, yo Martin, check out this entertainment centre. 135 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,284 Damn entertainment centre, man. 136 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,320 Old Marty Martin about to get his drink all he could. 137 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:37,523 No, my brother don't drink that. 138 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,992 It's all a part of the man's plot. 139 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:41,594 He wants us drunk. 140 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,763 Huh? That's how they got the Indians. 141 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:46,332 It's symbolic. Hm? 142 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,602 Yeah. Well, this is symbolic, too. 143 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,505 Of what, my brother? 144 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,173 Of the ass whipping you gonna get, if you 145 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,675 don't get your hand off my drink. 146 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:00,046 Hey, you guys. You got to look at this view. 147 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,548 It's beautiful. You can see ski lift from here. Look. 148 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,817 - See the people! - Oh! Ooh! 149 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,020 Which reminds me Gina, I am sorry. 150 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,288 - Umm-- - Huh? 151 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:11,290 When we get on the skii lift.. 152 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,993 ...could you try not to tilt your head forward? 153 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,530 I don't want us to tip over. 154 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:25,471 - Martin! - I didn't say jack, baby. 155 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:28,574 Come on, y'all let's hit the slopes, so we gotta ski. 156 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,343 Alright, alright, let me go to the bathroom first. 157 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:31,911 Martin, you coming on the slopes with us, baby? 158 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,746 Oh, I ain't getting on those slope 159 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,083 I'm staying right here in a large getting my chill on. 160 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:42,154 What's the matter little man, you scared? 161 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,923 Only of your face. 162 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,393 Come on, baby, you ready to go hit the slopes, eh? 163 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,595 Why do you wanna hit the slopes, Cole? 164 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,364 They didn't do anything to us. 165 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,070 I'm ready. 166 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,539 Hold that, brother. 167 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,440 What you planning on doing with that spray paint? 168 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,577 I'm gonna paint as much of a snow black as I possibly can. 169 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,115 Help me. 170 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,788 Oh, yeah, I do that ski thing. I do that, yeah. 171 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:19,926 Well, uh, did you really win a gold medal in a Winter Olympics? 172 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,961 Oh, no baby. It wasn't gold. 173 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,195 It was silver. 174 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,700 But you-you know I-I'd still be doing that ski thing 175 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,536 if my pro basketball career hadn't taken off. 176 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,305 See, lot of people won't do it. 177 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,374 Yeah, I'm a ball player. I place balls. 178 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:37,710 Martin. 179 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,280 Hey, get-get off me. Back above me. 180 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,283 Back above me. 181 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:45,585 Damn groupies. 182 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,288 See, I am trying to get my chill on. 183 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,724 Hey, baby. 184 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,759 I see you are having a good time, Martin. 185 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,462 Oh, G-Gina that woman can't do nothing for me. 186 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,064 Baby, how about you? 187 00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,632 You have a good time out there? 188 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,804 I did.. 189 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,172 ...till I fell. 190 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,007 Oh! 191 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,509 She fell head first in the snow. 192 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,345 You had to see it. It was hilarious. 193 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,314 Yo, Martin, it took like a hour to dig that noggin out. 194 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,952 Yo, something is seriously wrong with you, man. 195 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,421 Hey! Hey! What's up? 196 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:23,656 Let me tell you what's up-- 197 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,024 We were trying to make a snowman. 198 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,525 Baby, baby. 199 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,296 I'll tell you what's happening, alright. 200 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,199 Mr. Get on the bus. 201 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,503 Mr. G.I Jonas over here. 202 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,774 He knocked me and Shanise's snowman down. 203 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:45,344 Yeah! And right before he came to life, too. 204 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,216 I was just looking out for y'all. 205 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:55,888 Huh? You see, frosty the snowman perpetuates the man's myth. 206 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,191 What they don't tell you is that the first snowman was black. 207 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,362 Hey, hey, hey what's up dawgs? 208 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:05,898 Ahem, what's up Tommy? 209 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,733 I thought you weren't get in her until tomorrow man. 210 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,835 Yeah, what happened to A-Aquaveldi? 211 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,171 That's Aquanetta! Thank you. 212 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,541 Well, we finished little early, so we decided to come on up. 213 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,310 Wait. Wait, she was right behind me. 214 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,212 'Ahh, there she is.' 215 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:22,181 Oh, sister's fine! 216 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:36,362 Y'all...this is Aquanetta. 217 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,930 Hello everybody. 218 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,708 Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. 219 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,409 - Ow. - 'Damn!' 220 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:51,777 Hey. 221 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,915 I see Hedricks Sobalas finally decided to wake up. 222 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,517 Yeah man, I had me a good nap too. 223 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,252 Did it stop snowin' out there yet? 224 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 225 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,955 Oh, that's good 'cause I can't 226 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,591 wait to get up in that snow down, yeah! 227 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,294 Damn, Tommy. 228 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,362 You just got here and you're tryin' to hit it already. 229 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,699 What? 230 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,103 Never mind, man, never mind. 231 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,472 So what-wh-wh-wh-what y'all been doing? 232 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,474 Nothin', we just out there rapping a song. 233 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,809 Yeah, well, what were you rapping about? 234 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,411 Oh, oh, don't worry, Tommy. 235 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,913 It wasn't about you being black and your friend being white. 236 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,649 - Trust me. - What? 237 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,286 Time out, I know. 238 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,554 Aaww! 239 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,490 What he meant to say, man, is 240 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,125 Aquanetta seems pretty cool. 241 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,960 Oh, yeah, man. She's a sweetie. 242 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,461 I really enjoy spending time with her. 243 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,630 No doubt, heh-heh. 244 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,732 She is just a little lighter than we thought. 245 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,935 Oh, oh, oh hold-hold now 246 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,337 I know y'all not tripping behind 247 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,805 the fact that Aquanetta is white, are you? 248 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,241 I ain't trippin'. 249 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,144 Cole, you tripping? 250 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,979 Yeah, yeah, I was just tripping a little bit. 251 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,749 You know what guys, you know what? 252 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,018 If I had known that you guys gonna have such a immature 253 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,586 reaction to this, I never 254 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,288 would've invited you up here, okay. 255 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,023 And look Tommy man, I mean don't get mad at us. 256 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,492 You're the one who made it seem like Aquanetta was a sister. 257 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,928 How Martin? How did I do that? By saying, "She was fine?" 258 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,863 Ha-ha, no! 259 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,598 By the name of Aquanetta. 260 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:21,967 What? 261 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,335 I mean, think about it, Tommy. 262 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:27,106 How many white woman you know name Aquanetta. Hm? 263 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,208 - Alright, you got a point. - That's right. 264 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,545 Hey, who you date and go out is your business, man. 265 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:37,049 If-if-if-if-if-if you like her, hey, we love her. 266 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,285 You know I don't care she is black, green or white. 267 00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,187 - I don't care. - Hold up, Martin. 268 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,725 Now, you know you'd tripping if Tommy rode up babe 269 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,727 with some green sister, right? 270 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,029 And, come on say it up. 271 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,900 Not now. You-you-you know what I meant, man. 272 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,637 Guys, you know what, I'm really glad that y'all like Aquanetta. 273 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,640 'Cause this woman is about to change my life. 274 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,809 - Change your life? - That's right. 275 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:07,580 See, I am about to drop some real heavy on Aquanetta tonight. 276 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,048 And I want y'all to be there. 277 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,418 How about it? Ha-ha, ha-ha. 278 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,919 Tommy man, we got to talk man. 279 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,988 What? No, no I ain't got time to talk. 280 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,257 Aquanetta waiting for me down at the lounge. 281 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,860 Damn it, Tommy. Don't you think you're rushing into this man? 282 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,428 Oh, no, look. 283 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,363 Let me tell you somethin', brother. 284 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,165 Sometime you just gotta take caution 285 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,500 and-and toss it to the wind, man. 286 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,336 And go for yours. 287 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,403 Peace. 288 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,107 Oh man! 289 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,710 Do you realize what Tommy is about to do, man? 290 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,378 Yeah, I do. 291 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,447 But, why you think he got to make an announcement about it? 292 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,049 I mean, everybody named mama can see she white. 293 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,020 No! No! 294 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,625 He's gonna ask Aquanetta to marry him, man. 295 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,694 Pam, look I understand, okay. 296 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,630 Gina! Gina, baby I need to holler at your for a minute. 297 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,131 Yeah baby, what's up? 298 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:04,069 Uh, Gina what would you do if-if your best friend.. 299 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:07,573 ...uh, was gonna marry somebody they not even know, Gina? 300 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,142 What? Pam! 301 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,312 Pam! I'm not allowing you to marry Tahiem. 302 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,081 He'll make you take out you even and make you where not to go. 303 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:17,616 You know, you can't do that. 304 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,954 - What is she talking about? - You can't do that, Pam! 305 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:25,491 - No, Gina are you crazy? No! - What? 306 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,793 Are you crazy, baby? Who will marry Pam? 307 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,831 Okay! I'm talking about Tommy. 308 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,134 He gonna ask Aquanetta to marry him. 309 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,004 Martin, no, see 310 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,074 you know how you blow things out of proportion. Martin, no! 311 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,577 No, no, no, no Gina not this time. I was there, okay. 312 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,413 Now, Tommy said, he has 313 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:50,249 something real heavy to lay on us tonight 314 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,284 and he was glad we liked Aquanetta. 315 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,752 Wait a minute. Do you really think 316 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,155 Tommy's going to tell us that he's engaged? 317 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,490 He sure as hell ain't gonna tell us she's black. 318 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,962 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, now, y'all. 319 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:06,198 How is Tommy gonna marry somebody he just met? 320 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,335 At a church, Gina. Duh! 321 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,106 Look, look, alright, alright. 322 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,508 There ain't nobody gonna be no duh's here, okay. 323 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,846 I can't just sit here and do nothing. 324 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,549 So what are you gonna do? 325 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:28,053 I'm gonna stop him from asking Aquanetta to marry him. 326 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:35,561 Oh, y'all come to dinner. Dinner's ready. Let's go. 327 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,863 Good, 'cause I'm about as hungry as a Pam. 328 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,835 Hey everybody, um, before we get started 329 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,303 I have something I want to say. 330 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,505 - Now Aquanetta and I have-- - Hold on, Tommy. 331 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,242 Umm, man we-we-we-we ain't blessed the food yet, man. 332 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,877 - Okay. - Alright. 333 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:55,014 Cole, bl-bless the food like we talked about. 334 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,415 Oh, okay. Yeah, right. 335 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,251 - Umm.. Look down! - Bow your head-- 336 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,753 Oh, that's right. Bow your heads please. 337 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,557 Uhh, yo God, thank you for this 338 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,060 grub which we about to chow down on. 339 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,095 And, uh, on a personal note, God 340 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,832 uh, forgive me and Shanise for what we did last night. 341 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,701 But if you let me do it a couple more times 342 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,869 I promise I'll marry her. 343 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,506 Uhh, about my pacer God, you know it's-- 344 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,775 Cole. Cole. Cole that's fine. That was beautiful. 345 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,343 Amen! Hallelujah, okay. 346 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:28,113 Alright, listen, guys about-about what I was gonna say 347 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:31,050 okay, umm, Aquanetta and I-- 348 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,851 Hold up, Tommy. 349 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,019 Give somebody else a chance 350 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,788 to speak with a man upstairs. 351 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,124 - I'm sorry-- - Good! 352 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,960 Pam, would you like to bark a few words? 353 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,931 Everybody bow your heads. 354 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,869 Okay. Dear God, it's your girl Pam. What's up? 355 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:55,274 Umm, please bless this food that we're about to receive 356 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,775 yada yada yada. 357 00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,779 And please tell me why a man can jump over a beautiful woman 358 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,047 he's known for years to a woman 359 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,315 he's only known for two minute. 360 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,985 Hey, Pam! Hey. 361 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,988 Pam! 362 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,624 Amen. About my announcement guys, okay. 363 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,326 - Like I was gonna say-- - Hold up, Tommy. 364 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,495 I mean, man, man why you so in rush to make 365 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,063 an announcement right now? 366 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,632 Man this food look and I'm hungry that above. 367 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,235 Alright. Hey, what the hell is this? 368 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,505 It's dinner. Eat something, maybe you'll grow a little more. 369 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,112 Gina, What's up with that seed in here? 370 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,483 Cole, I didn't make the food spicy because 371 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,185 some people might not like spicy food. 372 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,155 Well, I don't know about everybody else 373 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,823 but I like my food spicy. 374 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,759 That's why I keeps me some hot sauce with my black eyed peas. 375 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,799 Why'd you gotta be call "Black eyed peas"? 376 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,040 - What's up with that? - 'Okay, okay, come on..' 377 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,943 Hold up, wait a minute, ain't nobody gonna eat jack 378 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,980 until after I make my announcement, okay. 379 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,949 Now, with the help of Aquanetta-- 380 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,329 - Tommy. - Yeah. 381 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,298 Your friends are little weird. 382 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,300 I don't know what the hell they are tripping out for. 383 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,501 Well, I was gonna say 384 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,503 was I was gonna be working with Aquanetta. 385 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,172 Man I can't let you do this, okay. 386 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,974 Now, Tommy.. Say what? 387 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,044 You're just working together? 388 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,479 Of course. 389 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:43,081 - No relationsh-- - Oh, man! 390 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,718 Look, Aquanetta and I gonna be working for the same company. 391 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:49,755 I am so glad that you decided to accept, Tommy. 392 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,856 - Thank you. - I am so glad. 393 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,257 Look guys, Aquanetta set up 394 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,426 a meeting with the CEO of her company. 395 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,594 They offered me the job. 396 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,163 Wow, Tommy! That is great! 397 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,098 What you gonna be doing at jingle jaws? 398 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,201 Same thing I was doing in my last job. 399 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,773 Whatever. Oh, Tommy, congratulations. 400 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,108 - I am so happy for you, man. - Thanks, Pam. 401 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,376 Whoo! 402 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,046 So, Martin, you gonna say something? 403 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,716 I, ah-ah, I was just gonna say, uh.. 404 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:21,186 Aquanetta...y-y-you are fine human being. 405 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,955 - Thank you. - Need more like ya. 406 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:28,427 Ah, look I'm gonna be downstairs at the bar. 407 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,463 Think I need a little drinkey-drink. 408 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,800 Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to use the ladies room. 409 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,802 I think we all should go downstairs 410 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,770 and toast to Tommy's new job. 411 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,473 So that means we gonna be toasting to nothing. 412 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,375 I don't like nothing on my toast either. 413 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,114 Y'all go ahead, I gotta go get my jacket 414 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,415 from the, from the bedroom. 415 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,120 Well, where did everybody go? 416 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,788 Oh, they went downstairs to the bar. 417 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,291 - Oh. - Oh, before you go.. 418 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,761 There's something I've been meaning to say you all day. 419 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,129 Oh, really? 420 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,297 Well, there's been something 421 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,798 I've been meaning to say to you, too. 422 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,813 - So how are you? - Well.. 423 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,849 I'm-I'm fine. It's a little cold out there. 424 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:27,919 Girl, you are absolutely white. 425 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,021 I mean right! 426 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:33,292 Tommy...told us, uh, so much about you. 427 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:38,530 Oh, well, Tommy has, umm, told me lot about you, too. 428 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,198 I hear you're very funny. 429 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:42,434 Well, I do all white. 430 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,203 I-I mean...alright! 431 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,139 I said, "I do alright!" 432 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,474 - Cole, your turn. - No, no, no Cole. 32241

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