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Next caller. What up?
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Give me a break. You all talk.
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'If you've even
got a girlfriend'
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'I bet she's got you wrapped
around her little finger.'
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Okay. So let me
get this right, darling.
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You're a female
weight-lifter, right?
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A gladiator,
A bodybuilder, right?
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Alright, 'cause you called me,
goin' off of me.
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Lemme tell you a little
somethin' about my girl Gina.
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Alright? Gina worships
the ground I walk on. Alright.
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If I tell Gina to jump,
she just asks "ha-ha?"
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'Cause see, Gina knows with me,
she got a real man
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that can deliver.
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Some people call him crazy.
I just call him baby.
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A certain sister by the name
of Pam, calls him everything
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from a short Boyardee
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to Donald Stump
to Inch High, Private Eye.
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But to the rest of the world,
he's just Martin!
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Hi, I'm Tisha Campbell.
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And for the next half hour,
I'm gonna be your host
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your MC, and all around
tour guide as we look back
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on some of Martin's finest
and funniest moments.
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In a show that could only be
called "The Best of Martin."
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Whazzup?
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Whazzup?
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It is so hard to believe that
the 100th episode of "Martin"
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is only two weeks away.
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What's even harder to believe
are some of the changes
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we've gone through since the
show first premiered in 1992.
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Of course, changing your job
or your wardrobe is one thing.
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But changing a man's attitude
towards women
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is something else all together.
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And that is exactly what
I was trying to do with Martin
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in this scene
from our very first show.
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- Fine! It's over, Martin.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You gonna break up with me
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because of what I do
on the radio?
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No! Because of what you do
to me on the radio.
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Damn it, Gina! Now, I'm mad.
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You don't get it, do you?
This is childish, Gina.
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That's how you wanna leave,
leave, right?
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I'm a man, Gina.
I'm a BI.
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This is childish.
I want you out.
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I don't even know
why you're still here.
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Step! Oh, you step.
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- You won.
- I won?
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You won. Damn.
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There comes a time
in every relationship
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when you make
a terrible mistake.
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You do something so totally
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unforgivably,
unbelievably stupid.
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Like, when I invited my parents
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to meet Martin
for the very first time.
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Whazzup!
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Mum and daddy, this is,
this is Martin.
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Yo, wassup, man? How you livin'?
How you livin'? How you live..
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Oh. Oh-ho. Oh-ho-ho. Hey.
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Do you always smile this much?
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Oh, Cliff. Leave the boy alone.
You're making him nervous.
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Hey, hey, now stop that.
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I'm not nervous.
I ain't never nervous.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Aah! Stop.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Oh, aah! Aah..
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- Stop it!
- Get your hands off of my wife!
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The one thing
about Martin's apartment.
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You never know
who is gonna stop by
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or for that matter,
wear out their welcome.
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And that's when things
can really get wild.
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Because when Martin decides
it is time for somebody the step
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you can be sure
that he will not be polite.
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But he will definitely,
be funny.
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- I got somethin' for y'all.
- What?
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- Get out!
- Martin!
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Trick or treat your ass
up out of here. Let's go.
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Uh, back up a tase. No, just
a ta.. Just give me some room.
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Okay, the door is gonna slam
about now, bruh.
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I can't stand to be around you
for another second.
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Girl, you ain't got to wait.
Excuse me.
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Get out!
Get out!
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You know what, I'll catch you
in hell, Martin.
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Yeah, you'll be the only one
there
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and you're still living
with your mother.
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- Get the steppin', Gina.
- No!
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Martin, I'd rather be spoilt
than be an ignorant
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no class headed,
big-eared jackass.
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Hee-haw. Hee-haw.
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I think Martin would be
the first person
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to admit that he's not perfect.
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But when the chips are down,
you could always count on him.
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To start buggin'
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like when my friend
suddenly went into labor
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and we couldn't get her
to the hospital.
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Oh, man. Now I know why my mama
had plastic slip covers, okay.
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Go back, Go back,
okay, alright, alright.
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Now, um...what do I do now?
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Oh! Ah! Aah, girl.
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I don't even know you.
Let's ease into this.
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- Oh, you close your legs.
- Whoa! Ha-ha.
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Oh-oh-oh-ho.
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My bad, you know.
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She's having a baby, man!
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Baby? What-what-what?
Who is she?
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What is she doin' here?
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Oh. Oh..
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- Cole!
- Ow! Ow!
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How far apart
are the contractions?
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Every ten seconds.
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- Heart rate.
- It's steady.
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Systolic and Diastolic normal.
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Cole. Where did you
get that from?
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Me and moms was watching
"Doogie Howser" last night.
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Shut up, Cole.
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Look, Martin, they say
that the most important thing
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is you keep 'em calm, okay,
so, let's help her relax
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and everything
will take care of itself.
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Okay. Well then, Tommy,
you put on some Luther.
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Cole, light some incense.
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It's coming! It's coming!
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Oh!
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I caught him! I caught him!
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'Yeah!'
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Alright. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, man.
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Where is the umbilical cord?
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Damn it, Tommy!
We don't need an umbilical cord.
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This is TV!
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As much as "Martin" the show
is about Martin the man
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it's also about his marriage.
And that's where I come in.
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As Gina,
and no matter what happens
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I love my Martin-Martin.
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My Martin-Martin loves me.
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In fact, when he calls me
his sweet little boo
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it makes me so proud.
I get a big head.
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Wait a minute.
Did I just say that?
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Martin!
Will you please help me?
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I can't get out!
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I'm comin' baby,
I'm comin', look.
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Turn sideways,
turn sideways, Gina.
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Ouch! Ow!
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Pivot your head.
Pivot your head, baby.
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It can't wait a minute!
Help me!
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Swivel your head.
You gotta pivot, Gina.
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I can't get out!
I can't get out!
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- Gina! Look. Now, look.
- Yeah.
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Let's not, let's not
lose our head on this one.
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- Okay?
- Okay..
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Baby, we just gotta think
our way out of this, okay?
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- Come on.
- Yeah, okay, Martin.
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But could you please
remove this?
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I think my head is swelling.
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- I think..
- Damn, baby.
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I didn't think your head
could get no bigger.
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Hey, boy, don't start with me,
I swear.
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Oh, this is very serious.
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Okay. Look,
I'll tell you what, Gina.
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Uh, I go, I'mma go in the
kitchen and get some butter.
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Butter you up and bam!
You're out of here, baby.
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No, Martin!
That's how I got into this mess.
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Alright, Gina, look
at the bright side, baby.
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What bright side, Martin?
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Maybe if you stand next to the
TV we can get free pay per view.
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Don't put no more pressure
on your ears, Gina.
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Just get over here.
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What can I say about Martin's
best friends Tommy and Cole?
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It's always safe to say
that one thing about Tommy is
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he still ain't got no job.
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And Cole, well,
you gotta love a man
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who makes Martin
look like a genius.
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No matter how bad he's trippin'.
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Well, the only trouble
with Cole
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is that if you don't
keep an eye on him
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somebody could get hurt.
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Martin, look at Cole.
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Cole. No, you are not clippin'
your fuzzy ass
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toe nails up in here man.
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Just one more.
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But no matter how many times
Tommy and Cole mess up
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Martin can be sure of one thing,
they've always got his back.
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Like the time they thought
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I was tryin' to kill him
for some insurance money.
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She's probably back
at your crib right now.
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- Not at the crib.
- Right, right this second.
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Right now. Settin' you up to
make it look like a accident.
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Somethin' wrong with you, Cole.
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Cole, I'm serious,
somethin' really wrong with you.
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You know that Gina would never
do anything to hurt Martin.
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For any amount of money.
I don't care how much it is.
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Two million dollars!
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I'd kill you
for two million dollars.
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For two million dollars,
I'd kill myself.
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You got to taste this, babe.
Got to taste this.
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- Uh..
- I worked on this all day.
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- Uh..
- Have some.
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- Uh.
- Open up, baby.
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Uh, baby your hair, look.
Who did your hair?
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- Me. I did it.
- Girl, your hair look.
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Your who..
Your hair lookin' like a bomb!
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I say, your hair lookin'
like the bomb.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Turn around, let me see.
Girl, gimme, gimme that.
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Mmm...mm.
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Mm. Mm. Mm.
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That steak was the bomb.
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There's an old saying.
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Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer.
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Well, Martin has
his share of enemies.
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But none of them is closer
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or knows how to get
on his nerves better.
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than my best friend Pam.
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Hi, good morning.
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You look terrible as usual.
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How come I just woke up
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but you're the one
with the morning breath?
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Now, there's a piece of place
about four blocks from here.
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But the only person I know that
can make it in this blizzard
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is the Abominable SnowPam.
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Why can't you go, Martin?
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I mean, we could just get
a big rubber band
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and fling your little ass
right over there.
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- I'm with it.
- Yeah?
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Now, how we gettin' up
outta here
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with all the people outside?
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Pam-Bam! There it is.
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We just saddle up Pam and just
gallop right through the people.
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Gallop right through your crowd.
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- Right through here.
- Whatever.
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Arsenio Small.
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Oh, Martin, you know what,
that is so sweet
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you let the baby
sleep in your bed.
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It doesn't take a genius
to work in TV.
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Now be for real,
I mean, look at you.
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And it doesn't take a genius
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to catch a frisbee
in your mouth, now, does it?
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Pam!
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Who is the real Martin?
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Well, there's the
hard-working Martin
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who has a career
in radio and TV.
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Then there's the
sweet-talking Martin
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who's the husband, the lover
and a friend.
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But what really makes Martin
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Martin is the side of him
that thinks he's a fighter.
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And whether he's taking on
the King of Pop, a giant rat
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or the world-champion Tommy,
the Hitman Hunt.
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You know he will always
give it his best shot.
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Before he goes down
for the count.
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Yo, Michael. I'mma tell
you gotta beat it, man.
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- You better beat it.
- Tiddo.
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- Oh. I don't know you.
- Wassup?
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No, you.. Man.
No Michael did a spring on me.
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I think there's a puppy
in our room.
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- Oh, Gina.
- Babe.
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That ain't no damn puppy.
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That ain't no cat!
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Careful baby! Aah!
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- ...my corner, baby.
- Yes, I love you, baby.
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- I love you.
- Ah? Yeah, I love you.
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'Oh, no!'
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'This could hurt.'
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I ain't gonna fight no more.
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Is the swelling gone down?
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Yeah, way down.
It.. Yeah.
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Shrunk a little.
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Can I have a kiss?
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I ain't scared.
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The way Martin fights..
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It's a good thing he has a woman
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in his corner who can
take charge of a situation.
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Who knows how
to resolve conflicts
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in a dignified way.
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I'm a little cold and I need
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to get some change for some
hot chocolate. Please?
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I said I don't have any change.
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Now, get out of here.
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"Now, get out of here."
That's what he said.
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- That's what he said.
- Okay.
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- Knock knock. Hi!
- What are you, slow?
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You just get off
the short yellow bus?
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I said we don't have..
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Give me change!
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Give me change!
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You hang with Martin
long enough
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you're definitely gonna
run into some strange people.
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Like, uh, Roscoe,
the runny nose little kid?
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Or Martin's mama.
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Or Otis, the security guard.
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With this taser you gotta keep
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your safety latch on
at all times.
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If you don't do that,
you do somethin' stupid. Eh!
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Or the player
of all players, Jerome.
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00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,230
They tell me I look like
Denzel Washington.
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00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,800
Your name must be Candy.
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00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,237
Because you look so sweet.
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00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,172
My boyfriend
is right over there, okay?
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00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,507
So I guess you're talkin'
about the little
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big-eared guy over there.
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Let me tell you,
if you wanna get with a winner
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you gotta drop
that chicken dinner.
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You hear?
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00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,420
You gotta get rid
of your friend, though
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00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:57,156
if you wanna ride in the Benzo.
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00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,659
Of course,
if they handed out prizes
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00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,328
for the strange, the blue ribbon
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00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:05,030
would go to a girl who lives
right across the hall.
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00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,366
My girl, Sheneneh Jenkins.
304
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,767
Oh, my girl..
305
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,370
How would you like a little
live entertainment?
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00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,038
Oh sure, no problem.
307
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,975
You like that? Alright.
308
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,045
Bam!
309
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,659
Hey, what the hell
do you mean by that?
310
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,461
I know you there.
I know you there.
311
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,895
I will hunt you, huh!
312
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,298
'Put your ugly face back
in the car.'
313
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,835
I know you there!
I know you there!
314
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,403
Hey, Sheneneh,
will you guys shut up
315
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,071
and get back in this car,
Come on.
316
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,240
Is that your wife
or is your dog
317
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,076
walking backwards, huh?
318
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,245
Okay. Do you know anything
about pedicures?
319
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,247
- Yeah! I do know.
- Okay then do Myra's pedicure.
320
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,384
Now be careful of that raw patch
on my big toe.
321
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,818
And see that corn?
322
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:03,856
You got to file that corn down
'cause I can hardly dance.
323
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,526
Ugh.
324
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,827
Sheneneh!
325
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,764
Huh.
326
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,766
Girl. What are you doin'?
327
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,667
You don't file like that.
328
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:19,038
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, please, okay?
329
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,273
You gotta go to work
on Myra's feet.
330
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,841
- Mm-hmm.
- Alright. Yeah.
331
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,081
Oh. Ooh..
332
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,117
Ooh, Sheneneh, oh, I love it.
333
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,285
Aah..
334
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,355
Ooh..
335
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,760
Some of the show's funniest
moments aren't in the script.
336
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,195
It's the unpredictable mistakes
337
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,431
and the behind-the-scenes
craziness you get
338
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,766
with the talented cast
who's really having fun.
339
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,969
And on the set of "Martin,"
that's practically every day.
340
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,938
So here are a few
of our favorite
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00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:55,374
"Martin" outtakes.
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00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,976
I got friends.
I'm always gonna be alright.
343
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,913
You follow me?
Alright. Okay.
344
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,616
Now..
345
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,154
- Mm-hmm, what's wrong?
- Forgot the line.
346
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,126
Yes. Got it.
347
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,933
'Alright.'
348
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,004
Aah! Oh!
349
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,011
Well, look. Ahem,
I-I've gotta run now, okay.
350
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,514
Ow! Ooh! ! Uh..
351
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,584
Uh..
352
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,864
I'm just, I'm, I'm.. I don't
wanna hear it. I don't wanna..
353
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,470
Alright, lady, look..
354
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,879
Now, look, I'm glad..
355
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,386
- Pam!
- You don't know me.
356
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,888
- Come on.
- Get off.
357
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,525
- Oh, my!
- Martin, Martin.
358
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,993
- Hey!
- Oh, my!
359
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,496
I gotta start. Aah!
360
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,747
Oh, Gina, you ain't
bring me nothin' to eat?
361
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,084
Let's try it out, the octave.
362
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,419
The octave.
363
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,722
Alright. Here we go.
364
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:53,492
Oh, Gina, you ain't bring
me nothin' to eat?
365
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,832
Oh, baby, you ain't bring me
nothin' to eat?
366
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:10,709
Hey, I'm tryin' different
emotions, how to say that line.
367
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,544
Oh, come on now, baby.
368
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,680
You didn't bring me
nothin' to eat!
369
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:15,948
Oh, baby, I know..
370
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,853
Thanks for joining us.
371
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,289
I hope you had as much fun
watching the show
372
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,058
as we did making it.
373
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,760
And now that I think about it,
we should have called this show
374
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,963
"The Best of Martin so far."
375
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,965
'Cause I promise you this
376
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,301
the best of "Martin"
is yet to come.
377
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,469
Peace.
378
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:41,240
- Oh, baby. You know what?
- What?
379
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:44,142
This vacation proves
one thing, Gina.
380
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,877
As long as the two of us
are together
381
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,479
nothing else matters, babe.
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