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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,178 Yeah, yeah. 2 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:14,180 Nipsey, give me the usual. 3 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:17,250 I just got finished schooling some of these young punks 4 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,552 in my ji-jitsu class. 5 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:22,589 - You know, that's right. - That's right, yeah. 6 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,025 Dragon Fly. 7 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,594 Can I get that Christmas bonus you promised me, man? 8 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:31,264 Silence. Silence! 9 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,665 I got your money. 10 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:36,703 But I ain't givin' it to you, punk! 11 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:41,441 As a matter of fact, Nipsey, give everybody a drink on me 12 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,843 except this punk, huh? 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,179 Man, you gotta stay out of the comic book, man. 14 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,782 Comic book? Comic book? 15 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,625 Hey, come on, man, you're breaking up my place. 16 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,760 Get off of me, stickums. 17 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,735 You understand? It's on. 18 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,037 Hai! Hai! Hai! 19 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,881 Hai! 20 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:24,484 Hai! 21 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:29,489 Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! 22 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,424 Hai! Hai! 23 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:55,248 Hai! Hai! Hai! 24 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,628 Hai! 25 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,830 Hai! Hai! 26 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,741 Come no, come on. 27 00:02:56,509 --> 00:03:00,046 Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! 28 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,746 Hai! Hai! 29 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,142 You have a Merry Christmas, Dragon Fly. 30 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:09,749 And a Happy New Year to you, too, pal. 31 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,827 Yo, what's up? 32 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,163 How y'all feel? 33 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,169 Yo, what's up? 34 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,242 How y'all feel? 35 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,091 - 'So, Martin.' - 'Yeah?' 36 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,926 How're things down at the TV station? 37 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,296 It says Mrs. Rodriguez is out of town. 38 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,431 Oh, shoot, Tommy, everything is fine. 39 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:01,200 You know she got her niece, uh, Maria running things. 40 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,469 Oh, man, she respects me for my talent. 41 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:06,639 Why you think I got my own Christmas special, ha? Ha? 42 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,841 So, what you got playing, man? 43 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,710 Well, I plan on doing a family thing, Tommy. 44 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,212 That's why I want y'all down here, especially Gina. 45 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,515 I appreciate y'all coming out helping me with the decorations 46 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,151 and all that, but, uh, check this out. 47 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:22,388 I'm thinking about giving Gina her Christmas gift on the air. 48 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,057 - Is that right? - Yeah, yeah, check it. 49 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,959 - Tell me what you think? - Oh, my God. 50 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:29,329 - Yeah, you like that? - That is bad, man. 51 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:30,897 - She's gonna love it. - Yeah, yeah. 52 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,398 That's what I thought, I-I think she will. 53 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,500 I think she will. 54 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,636 We got your gifts wrapped. 55 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,037 What y'all get for us? 56 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:41,174 Pam, come on now, I already have my gift. 57 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,242 - I got my man, alright? - Yeah. 58 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,312 I really don't need that diamond tennis bracelet 59 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,481 that's on sale at Tasha's jewelry store 60 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,917 third window from the left, I don't need it. 61 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,318 You don't need it? 62 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,586 Well then, baby, you're gonna have 63 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,088 a very Merry Christmas, baby. 64 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,323 - Really? Ahh! For me, Martin? - Yeah. 65 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,093 Yeah, because I ain't getting you that. 66 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,429 You're not getting that, you're not getting that at all. 67 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,271 Ah, y'all, y'all ain't gonna believe this. 68 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,741 - I was jacked. - What? 69 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,380 What did they do? Did they take the pacer? 70 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,715 They jacked me for my clothes. 71 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,921 I was just chilling at the bus stop, right? 72 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:31,257 A-and this kid, you know he rolled up on me 73 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:34,093 and like, "Take everything off" 74 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:35,795 That's a really sad story, Cole. 75 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,563 Yo, look, I'm sorry to hear that, man 76 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,532 I know they caught you with a boot across your chest, man. 77 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,134 But you alright, you alright. 78 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,269 Look, y-you still coming down the station a little later? 79 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,138 No, no, man. I-I'm still a little nervous. 80 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,539 I'm still a little shaken up, I'mma chill right here. 81 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,141 - Y'all-y'all go ahead. - Alright. Okay. 82 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,910 Hey, Martin, be careful out there, man. 83 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,079 It's real out there. 84 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,814 Okay, well, uh, you gonna miss a good show. 85 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,582 My Christmas show gonna be the bomb, man. 86 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,585 I'mma, yeah, I'mma have dancing poetry, what, um.. 87 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,387 Shoot I got even BeBe and CeCe Winans 88 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,755 they-they-they thinking about stopping by 89 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,157 doing a little something some, yeah. 90 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,925 - BeBe and CeCe gonna be there? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 91 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,293 BeBe and CeCe gonna be there. 92 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:10,496 Maybe I will check out your wack little show. 93 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,733 Rudolph, please. 94 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,835 You just mad because they won't let you play 95 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,737 in any reindeer game. 96 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:24,177 Five, four, three, two.. 97 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:33,486 Well, well. Thank you, thank you very much. 98 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,188 Happy holidays to everyone. 99 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:39,025 And welcome to a very special Word On The Street Christmas. 100 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,461 I'm your beloved host Martin Payne. 101 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,933 Y'all know me, y'all know me. 102 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,035 And joining me is my guest host 103 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,804 give it up for my fiance Gina Waters. 104 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,144 Hello, Merry Christmas! Seasons Greetings! 105 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,546 - Happy Kwanzaa! Feliz Navidad! - Yeah, yeah. 106 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,983 Before we can start out, I wanna introduce some friends 107 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,686 in the audience, uh, the brother with the Christmas ornament head 108 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:09,555 is my boy Tommy, give it up for Tommy. 109 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:17,497 And sitting next to him, I'm sure you all know Blitzen. 110 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,632 Give it up for Blitzen! 111 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,902 - That's right, that's right. - What's up? 112 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,571 To start the show, we're gonna go back to the motherland 113 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,407 for a very special moment, Kwanzaa moment 114 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,244 with the Bookers, give it up for the Bookers. 115 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:40,720 Greetings, the first principle of Kwanzaa is Umoja 116 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,188 which means unity. 117 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,390 In this you should strive for unity 118 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:47,093 in your nation, your community 119 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,662 and especially your family. 120 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,397 Family, well, if you believed that 121 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:54,767 you wouldn't have stayed out gallivanting all night long. 122 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,202 You don't bring that up on TV-- 123 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,370 Where else I will bring it up? 124 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:58,938 This a better time than ever.. 125 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,573 Wait, wait, wait, guys, this is Christmas 126 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,742 this is Kwanzaa! Respect the holiday! 127 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,413 Come on, man, what are y'all, y'all on TV. 128 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:10,116 Look, look, please, sit-sit-sit down. 129 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,552 Sit down, you don't blow your chance on TV 130 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:16,956 by arguing over umoja. Umoja. 131 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:20,192 Baby, introduce our next guest. 132 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,861 Because the Bookers, you know, they just-- 133 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:25,064 Next, next, we're gonna enjoy the rhythmic stylings 134 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,401 of the Dancing Johnsons. 135 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:51,724 You better be dancing, girl. 136 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,135 Hey, man. 137 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,105 Oh, they bad! Oh, they bad! 138 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:43,676 They bad, they bad, they bad, y'all, they bad, they bad! 139 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,878 I gotta tell you this thing gives me all emotion 140 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,647 when I see good dancing like that 141 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:52,118 because you just don't see good dancing like that today. 142 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:56,222 Oh, oh, they bad. Oh, they bad. 143 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,190 Oh, man, forget them! 144 00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,892 Where's BeBe and CeCe at? 145 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:00,993 Yeah! 146 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,229 You want BeBe and CeCe. 147 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,231 Get her up, BeBe and CeCe. 148 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,944 Oh, I'm sorry about this, CeCe, I got this. 149 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,113 I know I asked them to get Santa down here 150 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,583 but damn the sleigh just got here. Hold on. 151 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,151 Now what's up, Santa? Are you crazy? 152 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,754 We-we-we on live. What's up? 153 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:38,657 I'll tell you what's up. I hate this time of the year. 154 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,727 That's what's up, Bruh-man. 155 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,329 Now I know what it is. 156 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,997 No, you gotta deal with them on the calm level. 157 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,465 He's alright, he's like, alright. 158 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,768 Now listen, okay, I think you better 159 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:52,338 reach back down in your bag of jolliness, okay? 160 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,074 And bring out some ho, ho, ho. 161 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,480 No. No, no, no, you better do as I say. 162 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:06,418 Or else I'll turn this Christmas into the Fourth of July. 163 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,957 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 164 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,698 As you can see, I am fully strapped. 165 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,436 I can go here, take one or two of out.. 166 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:27,640 ...or I can go here and blow us all up. 167 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,542 'Cause I ain't got nothing to lose. 168 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,177 - Alright, now, uh-- - No. 169 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,945 Baby, I'mma have to do this, okay? 170 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,313 And you gotta understand as a man 171 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,648 I got to handle this! 172 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,550 Okay, somebody's got to tell him. 173 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,318 Right now, uh.. 174 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,488 Ah, now, now, now. 175 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:46,058 T-t-there's no need for innocent people to get hurt. 176 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,828 I mean all you-you-you need is one hostage. 177 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:52,631 Generally in a hostage situation they only want-want one 178 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,067 you know, because other people just get in your way. 179 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,004 Ah, uh, so why don't you let everybody else go-- 180 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:02,308 - No. - No, baby. And, uh, keep Pam. 181 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:07,213 - You're gonna keep me? - No, I don't want her. 182 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:13,319 See, my wife left me, and I, and I lost my job 183 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,921 and I ain't going nowhere till I get 'em both back! 184 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,658 E-e-excuse me, B-B-Brother Claus 185 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,094 um, this is between you and Martin. 186 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,929 You know what I'm saying? Not me. 187 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,165 So, so, you know what, I gotta go visit my aunt 188 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,902 because she got some fierce candy yams and, uh, uh.. 189 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,604 You haven't had your hair rolled up 190 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,106 with a stick of dynamite, baby? 191 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,008 Tommy, you better get them. 192 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,110 Whoa, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. 193 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,245 You don't know, man. Wait a minute. 194 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,546 - Tommy. - Hold on! 195 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,947 - No, no, no, no. Now, daddy-- - Tommy. 196 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,949 Daddy gonna handle this. You hold these, baby. 197 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,451 He's talking about my woman.. 198 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,119 You don't talk to my woman like that, man. 199 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,955 - Who the hell are you? - I'm her beautician, daddy. 200 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,724 I'm her.. 201 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,528 Hold up. He handles.. 202 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,430 Handle your business, daddy. 203 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,132 I'm in control. 204 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,568 And right now.. 205 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,472 Oh, see, right now I want BeBe and CeCe 206 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,240 to sing me a little song. 207 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,742 Ah, BeBe and CeCe Winans 208 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,645 I think we got a-a little request. 209 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,616 No, no, no. Don't. Now, don't y'all play me. 210 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,251 You come right here, babe, right here 211 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,820 and sing that little song and sing it right. 212 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,922 Sing it. 213 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,327 There you go. 214 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,479 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoo. 215 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,516 CeCe, you're so fine. 216 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,421 'Ah, I don't, I don't wanna answer that--' 217 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,022 You, you answer that phone. 218 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,457 - No, no. - Come on, come on. 219 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,025 - Look, hold on. - And don't get cute. 220 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,961 - Alright. Come on. - Tommy, swing on. 221 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,830 Okay, okay, hold, okay, well, hold your horse. 222 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:05,931 - Answer the phone. - Okay. 223 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:06,999 Well, don't slam me on it 224 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,801 on the thing now. 225 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,204 Alright, okay? Easy, easy. 226 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,010 Yo, Martin, what's up, man? It's me Cole. 227 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,880 Yo, I'm watching your show, this is a funny episode, boy. 228 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,984 Thank you, Cole, but this, not now, it's not a good time. 229 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,553 Um, okay, look, I know you kind of busy and all, right? 230 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,488 I was wondering if I could have the last little swallow 231 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,323 the juice you left in the fridge. 232 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,826 Cole, not now, alright? 233 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:37,329 Well, how long you planning on saving a juice, man? 234 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,898 Listen, Cole, now I'm not playing, this is serious! 235 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,900 This is not a joke, okay? 236 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,902 Brother Claus is right here 237 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,371 and he said ain't nobody going nowhere 238 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,039 till he gets Sister Claus, alright? 239 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,874 If you don't get it we all done. 240 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,142 Hold on, I think he wants to speak to you. 241 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:53,512 Yeah, yeah. Find my baby, clown. 242 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,149 Find his baby, clown. 243 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,152 Okay. Later, Cole. Get her down here now. 244 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,891 Damn, Brother Claus. 245 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,927 Sister Claus must got you worked. 246 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,231 I'm not gonna say it again 247 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,566 if I don't get what I want in half an hour-- 248 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:18,170 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna blow us all up. 249 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,273 Santa, you've been talking that yack all night. 250 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,275 You done messed up my Christmas and my hair. 251 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,676 Yeah, you made me late for work. 252 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:28,680 Oh, shut up, man, you probably a-ain't got no job. 253 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:33,285 Now, look, Brother Claus, uh, uh, we got somebody out 254 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,387 trying to find Sister Claus, okay? 255 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,556 I don't know what we can do about your job. 256 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,058 There's not really much we can do. 257 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,626 I don't even fill out applications 258 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,263 but I-I think we got something you might like a little better. 259 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,964 Uh, uh, Maria, c-come-come tell him 260 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,299 what we was talking about 261 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,134 when you had told me about the things 262 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,202 that you probably could do.. 263 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,470 Oh, yeah, that's right 264 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,571 If you, if you give us 265 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,907 the exclusive rights to your story 266 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,609 we'll pay you for your first interview. 267 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,979 And then after that, after that we-we talk about movie rights. 268 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,214 Yeah, you're right, you're right. 269 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,615 'Brother Claus it's 5-0 270 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,284 'there's somebody here to see you.' 271 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,618 'Now stay cool because we're sending 'em through.' 272 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,987 No tricks. 273 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,890 Hey, Martin, look, I found that lady you was asking me for. 274 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,325 Is this her? 275 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,798 Oh, baby. 276 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:22,134 Rufus, what the hell you doing up here 277 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,435 messing up these people's Christmas? 278 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,003 Oh, look, baby. 279 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,639 Times is hard and-and I-I wouldn't bring no money in 280 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,975 so I had to do what I had to do 281 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,244 to give you a Merry Christmas, babe. 282 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,346 By hijacking a TV station? 283 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,014 Oh, baby, see.. 284 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,783 Oh, uh, we're on TV. 285 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,919 I done all this for you and you are worried about getting on TV? 286 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,322 Oh, baby, I'mma, I hold all these people hostage-- 287 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,524 Ho-h-hold on. 288 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,993 Ah, uh, uh, Brother Claus Rufus 289 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,162 l-let me handle it, okay? 290 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,197 Ah, Sister Claus? 291 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,365 - Sister Claus? - Huh? 292 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,766 Oh, yeah. Hey, how are you? 293 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,369 Um, I don't know if you know, Sister Claus 294 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,938 but t-this man really loves you. 295 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,208 Yo, I don't know, he was all in Ms. CeCe's face to me. 296 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,611 - I let you-- - Oh, oh, baby, he right. 297 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,813 I-I love you, baby. 298 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,849 See? See what, see what he feels about the love for you? 299 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,454 Okay, Peaches, I love you too. 300 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,290 Oh, uh-uh, but don't touch me because you got the bomb on you. 301 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,726 Oh, baby, these are Rufus Jr.'s toys 302 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,528 it ain't even real. 303 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,398 Hold up. Hold up! 304 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,000 You had us hemmed up all night 305 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,835 and these ain't even real? 306 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,403 Tommy, drop him. 307 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,407 Take his chin, Tommy. 308 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,409 Baby, look at that, that is the Christmas spirit. 309 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,011 Now, that is love, honey. Look at that. 310 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,180 No, it ain't love, Gina, that's crazy! Huh! 311 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,248 He had us hemmed up all night and this ain't even real. 312 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,250 You can take the pin out of this thing and just throw that. 313 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,419 Oh, uh, hey, man, t-that one ain't no toy 314 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,388 that's live, you got a few seconds.. 315 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,924 You goin', your show gonna be the bomb for real. 316 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,430 - Baby, I got it! I got it! - Got it, got it. 317 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:03,001 - I got it! - Got it. Ugh! Oh! Got it. 318 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,103 This the last Christmas show I'm coming to. 319 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,173 This is ridiculous. I never in my life-- 320 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,242 My baby saved my life once again. 321 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,610 She got it. She saved me. 322 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,912 I wanna thank you for joining me on my wonderful.. 323 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,113 Excuse me, baby. 324 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,448 My wonderful Christmas special. 325 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,284 Join us next year, same time same place. 326 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,387 BeBe, CeCe, take us home. 327 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,972 Say it, sing it, tell it. 328 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,655 Ah, baby. 329 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,990 Yeah. 330 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,459 - Me! Me, me, me, me! - That's for you. 331 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,461 I-I wanted to give it to you on the air 332 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,597 but, uh, you know, because of the bomb situation I couldn't. 333 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,132 I understand. I, can I open it? 334 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,667 - Open it, open it. - It's 12 o'clock. 335 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,801 Ah-ha, hit it. 336 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,972 Martin, oh, it's tennis bracelet 337 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,907 You said you didn't get it for me. 338 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,843 I got it. 339 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,944 - Girl.. - Love you. 340 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,279 Don't be beating me up. 341 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,847 Well, that's what Christmas is for. 342 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,683 - That's what it's about. - Hey, Martin. 343 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,318 Yeah, yeah. 344 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,186 Ah, why don't we go on the back 345 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,522 so I can let you unwrap your gift. 346 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,029 I mean, I got my gift.. 347 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,300 Well, why do we have to take it to the back? 348 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,301 Why what's up? 349 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,468 We can just go right up 350 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:44,803 under the Christmas tree. 351 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,538 Oh, boy, under the Christmas tree? 352 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,807 Now, I just don't know about that one here. 353 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:52,010 You know about it. I'm about to take you there. 354 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,846 - I'll take you. - Uh-huh, I'll take you there. 26464

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