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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:06,072 Um, people, people, let's go. 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,475 - Let's keep it tight. - Morning, mister producer. 3 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:10,577 Hey, what's happenin', baby. 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,811 Whoo! 5 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,747 Um, you wanna.. Okay, um-- 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,815 - Martin, why you so nervous? - Yeah. 7 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:19,085 Uh, Gina, today's the first day at the station 8 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,755 that I produce a live show, Gina. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,590 My doughnut gettin' days are over, baby. 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,326 I got to rise to the occasion. No mistakes allowed. 11 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:27,761 We goin' on live. 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,763 - Martin, you'll be fine. - Yeah. 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,598 We'll all be over at Nipsey's watching the show. 14 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,868 And when your name comes on the screen associate producer.. 15 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:37,003 ...we gonna go off! 16 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,671 Yeah. Yeah. You right. 17 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:41,741 I probably shouldn't worry, right? 18 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:43,109 - No. - Girl.. 19 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,545 Hey, what's gonna happen next? 20 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,114 Maybe they give me my own show on Fox? 21 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:50,850 Nah, they ain't ready for me yet. 22 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,157 We're going in three minutes and we're gonna be live. 23 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,659 Dr. Trickle, we're gonna be goin' in 24 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,760 just a couple of minutes. 25 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:34,994 'Gonna be ready for ya.' 26 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,463 Excuse me, sir. 27 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,665 - I'm looking for-- - Not now! 28 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,267 I! Um.. 29 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:44,471 Man, it wasn't me, man. 30 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:45,839 I was set up. 31 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,008 I plead the fifth dimension, bro. 32 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,744 I gotta warrant for the arrest of a Dr. Richard Trickle. 33 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,847 Wait a minute, you can't do that. 34 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,181 We have a show to go on 35 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,449 and he's our host. 36 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,184 Well, he's my prisoner. He's going to jail. 37 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,786 I-I got it, Ms. Rodriguez. Uh-uh.. 38 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,454 Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, p-p-partner. 39 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,290 - Officer, w-what's the charge? - Polygamy. 40 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:05,692 Eight wives on three different continents. 41 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,127 - Come on, let's go, buddy. - Damn. 42 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,195 Making a lot of house calls, ain't ya, doc? 43 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,864 Oh, no, what are we gonna do? 44 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,599 We can't stop the show. We're on live. 45 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:15,201 I have to find someone to do this interview. 46 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,670 - Martin. - Hmm? 47 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,439 You've been on the air before. 48 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,540 You're gonna do this interview. 49 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,808 - Me? - Oh, God! 50 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:22,942 But remember, y-you said 51 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,210 but remember, you said.. 52 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,512 Just get on there. 53 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,180 Y'all said something about my tape. 54 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,216 - You didn't like what I.. - In five, four, three, two.. 55 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,452 Ah...yeah! 56 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,387 Yeah, wassup and what's happenin'? 57 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,889 Uh, before we get started 58 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,558 I'd like to give a quick shout-out to my girl, Gina. 59 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,028 What's happenin', baby? Ha-ha! 60 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,898 I'm Martin Payne, your relationship expert 61 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,000 and welcome to "Word On The street." 62 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,568 I'm sittin' in for Dr. Trickle. 63 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,237 I'm here with my first guests, the Bookers. 64 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,972 Bookers, please 65 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,741 tell us about your relationship. 66 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:55,742 I hate him. 67 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,210 I think he's a lyin', cheatin' 68 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,745 no good, two-faced bum 69 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,047 and I don't want no parts of him. 70 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,883 That's why I'm sleepin' with your girlfriends. 71 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:08,588 - You what? - And that ain't the half of it. 72 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,325 I'm sleeping with your cousins, too. 73 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:13,393 Bam! All of 'em! 74 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,362 Oh, that's it! That's it! 75 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,164 No! No! 76 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,269 No, sister, no! 77 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,938 Sister, no! 78 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,906 Calm down! Hold on! 79 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,008 Okay, now, y'all hold on. 80 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:31,177 Calm down. Sit down. 81 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,378 Come on. 82 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,948 Come on, calm down, sit down, hold on. 83 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:39,519 Man! You actin' like.. 84 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,088 Come on, sister, put your shoe on. 85 00:03:44,123 --> 00:03:46,459 You act like you hate each other. 86 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,028 You can't be like that. 87 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:51,531 You gotta be friends first. 88 00:03:57,036 --> 00:04:00,139 I'm-I'm gonna say that one more time. 89 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,209 I say you gotta be friends first. 90 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,981 Well, I guess we never really thought 91 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,449 about that 'cause see, you know, when-- 92 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:13,253 Mrs. Booker, please chill! 93 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,622 I got this now. 94 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:16,923 You had your turn. 95 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:20,126 My mission is to get you guys going well. 96 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,761 Let me do this. 97 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,997 Okay? I got it. 98 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,500 I'm gonna step down, do ya mind? 99 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,336 - 'Jump off.' - 'There you go' 100 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,406 You know, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you. 101 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,443 Friendship is not what you say. 102 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:38,678 It's what you do! 103 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:50,490 I, uh, I say, love and labor 104 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,991 go hand in hand. 105 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,867 It's, uh, because we're here to help them, you know? 106 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,102 You know, if you can't keep a relationship together 107 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,171 then what are you here for? 108 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:08,841 I always believe.. 109 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,811 ...be friends.. 110 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,479 ...and be real 111 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:16,015 and everything will work out fine. 112 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,986 I'm the love doctor. Get outta here. 113 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,562 Yo, man. 114 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,131 Is it like that? Is it like that? 115 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,801 Ha-ha-ha! What's happenin'? 116 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,736 Saw you on the tube, Martin You were hot. 117 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,971 Thank you. Like the smile. 118 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,176 Is it like that? Alright! Alright! 119 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,544 - Oh, hey, Martin. - Yeah. 120 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:45,978 I saw this guy on TV tonight 121 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,313 that looked just like you 122 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,082 except he was a doctor. 123 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,184 Right on. Right on. 124 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:55,922 - Right on. Ah-ha! - My love doctor! Ha-ha! 125 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,424 Baby, how did you wind up gettin' on the show? 126 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,527 Well, let's just say if anybody else gets arrested 127 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,896 I'm the man. Ha-ha! 128 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,366 Well, you were great, man. I didn't know you had it in you. 129 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,201 Thank you, Tommy. Thank you. 130 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:09,669 He was alright. 131 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,906 Jealousy will get you nowhere, Pam-zilla. 132 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,275 Whatever. Come on. 133 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,443 Let's get some more hot wings. 134 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,711 Nah, don't-- 135 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,279 - Martin, I wanna talk to you-- - No, no, no. 136 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,115 No, bro. Let me get.. Man, real quick, real quick. 137 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,884 Somebody now. You know I've been workin', so.. 138 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:25,918 What y'all need? 139 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,187 Come on, man. Yeah! Lookie here. 140 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,956 - Give me a sip of that. - Okay. 141 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,290 - Mm. Mm. - Mm. 142 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,626 - Okay, look. - Ah. 143 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,695 - Love doctor. - Yeah? 144 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:38,598 Big Shirley got a little weight problem, man. 145 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,466 Lately she been lettin' herself go. 146 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,068 Snacks galore. 147 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,136 Help a brother out. 148 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,971 Okay, hold on. 149 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,373 Well, Cole, see, I got three words for you. 150 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,976 - Okay? - Lock the fridge. 151 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,277 - Lock it. - Okay? 152 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,279 Also Big Shirley has a 3-year-old, don't she? 153 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,647 - The youngest one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 154 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,815 Okay. 155 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,083 Three-year-olds should not be eating 156 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,785 whole chickens, Cole. 157 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:01,988 - That's heavy. - No, man. 158 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,323 Big Shirley's heavy. Okay? 159 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,492 Now, go handle your business. I'm a love doctor. 160 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,827 - Get on outta here. - Alright. Alright. 161 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,495 Okay? Ha-ha! 162 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,631 - Uh, m-my turn yet? - Mm. 163 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:12,965 Oh, uh, you need this radler? 164 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,167 Alright, 'cause I've been here all day. 165 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,334 I understand. 166 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,836 Let's try to tighten it up. Okay. 167 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,306 I just feel, I feel like I'm stuck in this cycle, right? 168 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:21,307 Yeah. Yeah. 169 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,409 Meet a woman, doesn't work out 170 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,779 and I'm back in the clubs lookin' again, man. 171 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,615 All I'm left with are the drawers. 172 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:31,951 Uh.. 173 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:34,954 Well, Tommy, I'll tell you what I always tell my public. 174 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,323 Y-you need a woman you could trust. 175 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,025 A woman who's your friend. 176 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,627 Didn't you see my show? Didn't you watch the show? 177 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:45,865 There is this one sister that I want to get with but.. 178 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,835 ...I don't know how to approach her. 179 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,169 Are you straight up with her? 180 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,704 Yes. 181 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,539 Ah, this is, uh.. 182 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,374 Okay, let me think. 183 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,177 Bam, um, this is what you need to do. 184 00:07:58,277 --> 00:07:59,345 Okay. 185 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:00,880 You need to tell her how you feel. 186 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,048 And if she's a friend 187 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,449 she'll be right there for you. 188 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,218 Now get on outta here. I'm the love doctor. 189 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,119 Thanks a lot. 190 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,357 Oh, Pam, you better hurry up, you gonna be late for your date. 191 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:14,494 Mm, that's right. I hate to eat and run. 192 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,162 But just in case he's cheap 193 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,363 you don't mind if I take this? 194 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:18,898 - Yeah. - Alright. 195 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,199 - And listen, uh.. - What? 196 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,702 I'll give your bag back tomorrow. 197 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,003 Peace. 198 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:28,508 Ah! Mm-mm. Uh, baby. Baby. 199 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:29,642 You about ready to go? 200 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,745 Ha-ha. Your man a little tired. 201 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,047 I'm about ready to go home, unwind, girl. 202 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:38,251 Blah.. You know what I'm sayin'. 203 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,820 What about Tommy, baby? Look at him. He looks lonely. 204 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,088 Why don't you invite him over? 205 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,423 Didn't you get the code word? I said "Unwind." 206 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,592 Me and you. I was hoping to cap my good day off with a little-- 207 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,161 Martin, just go ahead, you know? 208 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:50,997 Okay, fine. 209 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:54,200 Um, Tommy 210 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,835 Gina had wanted me to ask you 211 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,604 if you, you wanted to come over to the crib. 212 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:02,408 But if you're busy, feel free to say no. 213 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,877 Oh...Gina.. 214 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,513 ...I'd love to come by. 215 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,916 Okay, Tommy. He accepts. 216 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,951 Yeah, he accepts. Alright, cool. It's cool. 217 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,419 Why don't you just start the car, baby? 218 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,454 That'll help me out. 219 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:17,757 Hey, Martin, how you doin', man? 220 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:18,958 Hey, hey, wassup, Nipsey? 221 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,726 Hey, I saw you on the TV tonight, man. 222 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:21,961 - Yeah. - You's, you's the man. 223 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,529 Well, thank you. I appreciate that. 224 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,631 Right, but, uh, look, man. 225 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,800 I'm havin' a real serious woman problem. 226 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,801 No, you not, Nipsey. 227 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:29,869 All you gotta do is listen 228 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,103 to the love doctor, alright? 229 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,972 Now remember, when it comes to love 230 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,473 you can't do it alone. 231 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,275 - It takes two to tango. - Right. 232 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,744 Now, do what you gotta do. Get on outta here. Alright. 233 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:41,314 - Hey, give everybody a beer. - Yeah, yeah. 234 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,382 Ah-hah! 235 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:44,650 Right, all of you. 236 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,986 Hey, hey, hey, Martin. Hey. Hey, Martin. 237 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,422 Who's gonna pay for that beer? 238 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:52,291 Oh, uh, put it on my tab. 239 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,126 Yeah. Give 'em one beer. 240 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,462 Sip and pass. One beer, sip and pass. 241 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,836 'Baby, I'll be home soon.' 242 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,339 'Two consecutive life sentences' 243 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,107 'it ain't that bad.' 244 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:11,344 'Oh, Jeffrey. I'll be waiting.' 245 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,353 There is nothing' like a good love story. Ha-ha. 246 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,188 Ah.. 247 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:26,192 I've gotta get up early in the morning. 248 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,028 Yeah...me, too. 249 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,930 I'm tired. 250 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:34,033 Well, what's up with you, Tommy? What you about to do? 251 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:38,204 Oh, I ain't got nothin' to do. I'm off tomorrow. 252 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,138 I'm sorry. 253 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,640 Mm. 254 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,142 Say, I, hey, no, I'll get that. Relax. 255 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,211 Thanks. 256 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,879 Hey, hey. 257 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,815 Do you know that I stood outside that concert 258 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:53,886 waiting for that punk Keith, and he never showed up? 259 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,821 Gina, I cannot take this anymore. 260 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:59,458 Why can't I find at least a half-decent man? 261 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,560 Don't you have mirrors at home? 262 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,798 Not now, Martin! 263 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,466 - I don't wanna hear it. - I'm tryin' to help you out. 264 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,734 - It ain't about.. Listen.. - I don't wanna hear it. 265 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:09,902 Okay, she's looking for a man. 266 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,637 Whatever. Whatever. 267 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,906 Fine. Okay, fine. I'm out of it. 268 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,975 Here, Gina. 269 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,576 Here's your bag. 270 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,145 Why don't you just stay here tonight? 271 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:20,913 It's getting kind of late, okay? 272 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,682 No, thank you, I just wanna go home 273 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,984 and lay in my own bed. 274 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,886 Uh, Pam, you know.. 275 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,155 ...I'm-I'm about to leave. 276 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,357 I'll can give you a ride home. 277 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,925 Oh, sure. That would be nice. 278 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,026 Good. 279 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,428 - Uh, Martin. - 'Yo.' 280 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,762 Uh, thanks for the movie. 281 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,397 - Bye, Gina. - U-uh, Tommy, hold on. 282 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,099 Baby, I got some concerns. Hold on. 283 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,935 Uh...uh.. 284 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,506 You wanna take Gina's mace? 285 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,112 What do I need mace for, Martin? 286 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,448 In case you needed to calm her down, man. 287 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,750 Ain't no man ever been that close to her apartment before. 288 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,452 - She get you here-- - Goodnight, Martin. 289 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,787 Goodnight. Goodnight. 290 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,891 - Come on in, Tommy. - Thanks. 291 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,960 I just can't believe he stood me up like that. 292 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,396 It just never works out for me. 293 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,032 Well, I understand. 294 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,734 You know, Pam 295 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,737 a lot of men don't appreciate a good woman, you know? 296 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,905 Hah! You got that right. 297 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,975 I mean, we search all over for a soul mate 298 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:27,113 friend, someone to spend our time with 299 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,283 when all the time, the most beautiful 300 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,386 most precious things 301 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,989 are right under our noses 302 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,492 like a sweet-smelling rose. 303 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,062 That was beautiful, Tommy. 304 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,463 Hmm. 305 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,067 Word? 306 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,469 Word. 307 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,349 - Mm-mm-mm. - Mm-mm-mm. 308 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,984 We can't do this. 309 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,252 Not like this. 310 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,821 - Hey, you're right. - See? I'm right. 311 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,323 Like this. 312 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,270 So.. 313 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,973 ...what's on your mind? 314 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,208 You. 315 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,844 You know, uh, last night really surprised me. 316 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,979 You mean what I said? 317 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,448 Mmm, no, no, baby. 318 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,985 It wasn't what you said. 319 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,058 So where do we go from here? 320 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,893 Well, I think we should 321 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,396 get to know each other a little better 322 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,164 and take it to another level, you know? 323 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,701 'Cause our friendship is very important to me. 324 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,737 - Okay. Okay. - 'Mm-hm.' 325 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,674 Okay, I can deal with that. 326 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,342 Now, we can slow this down 327 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,543 as long as we don't stop. 328 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,744 - Do you hear me? - Um-hmm. 329 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,879 Okay, because I've been thinking 330 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,914 about this for a long time, now. 331 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,050 And so have I, you know? 332 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,320 Just if we remember one very important thing. 333 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:18,224 This relationship of ours is our business, okay? 334 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,892 Martin and Gina don't have to know anything. 335 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,861 I'm way ahead of you, alright? 336 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,396 - Oh, okay. - I understand. 337 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:25,598 - Cool. - Okay. 338 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,901 And I will see you tonight at Martin's. 339 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,703 I got you, baby. 340 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,109 - 'Hey, Tommy..' - Yeah. 341 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,245 Aren't you forgetting something? 342 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,284 Sorry. 343 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,920 Uh-uh, bro. 344 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,622 I thought you said we were gonna go half 345 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,724 on that headboard we broke. 346 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,765 C-Cole, I'm the love doctor, man. 347 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,400 Okay, trust me on this. 348 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,035 I'll send you the bill. Thanks, Cole. 349 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,970 Alright. Whoo! 350 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,906 Martin, don't you think you're takin' this 351 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,908 love doctor thing a little bit too far? 352 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,744 Too far? No, Gina. That's what I do, baby. 353 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,112 I help people. 354 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,146 Now let me help myself. 355 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,248 I gotta use the bathroom. 356 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,318 Woo! 357 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,390 - Hi, Gina. - 'Hi.' 358 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,958 Uh, Me and Pam didn't come here together. 359 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,726 We just happened to get here the same time by coincidence. 360 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,128 Uh-huh. Y'all ready to go to Nipsey's? 361 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,229 - Alright. - Yeah. 362 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,167 Whatever. Look, let me get my coat, and I'll get Martin. 363 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,803 - Oh, oh, oh, no problem. - Okay, get your coat. 364 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,973 You know, Martin is really goin' a little bit too far 365 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,341 with this love doctor thing. 366 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,410 He's driving me nuts. Y'all gotta help me. 367 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,844 I'm serious. 368 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,451 What's wrong with y'all? 369 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,353 Nothing. 370 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,590 Well, anyway, he has got to be stopped. I'm serious. 371 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,536 Ooh! 372 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,037 Ooh! 373 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,707 Ooh! Ooh! Come on, y'all! 374 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,975 Both ends of the couch? 375 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,977 - I'm not stupid. - What? 376 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,347 Girl, you gotta tell me what.. Aah! 377 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,150 You gotta tell me what happened, girl. 378 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,186 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - Tommy, way to go, boy. 379 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,521 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - Wait a minute! 380 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,889 Wait a minute. 381 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,826 - Look, Gina, shut up. Shut up! - What? 382 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,061 If you open your big mouth to Martin 383 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,296 I swear, I'mma kill you! 384 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,964 That's right. Even though it was his idea. 385 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,300 Say what? 386 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,901 - What are you talkin' about? - Wait a minute. 387 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,571 - The love doctor set y'all up? - Huh? 388 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,906 - Oh, this gonna be good. - Wait a minute. 389 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,042 This gonna be good! Hah! 390 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,577 Wait! Wait! What are you talkin' about? 391 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,045 Somebody let me know what's going on. 392 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,313 Alright, alright, look 393 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,081 I asked him for some advice, okay? 394 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,584 Now he didn't know he was hookin' me up with you. 395 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,818 I just told him it was a close friend. 396 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,087 Oh, man! Oh! 397 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,355 So the love doctor 398 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,825 hooked up his best friend and his worst enemy. 399 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,060 This is gonna be too good. 400 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,229 Gina, please. Just don't say anything. Gina! 401 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,864 - Martin! Honey! - Gina! 402 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,098 Come here. I wanna talk to you. 403 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,835 Please! Please! Gina, please. 404 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,837 - Whoo! - Ah. 405 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,940 Comin' out feelin' about ten pounds lighter. 406 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,417 Ha-ha! What's up? 407 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,352 I'm sorry, I didn't even know y'all was out here. 408 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,553 Y'all about ready to go? 409 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,622 Wait, wait one minute, love doctor. 410 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,458 Isn't this just great, nice and cozy 411 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,961 all of us goin' out together, like on a double date? 412 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,863 No, no, no, Gina. 413 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,131 It ain't a double date. 414 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,734 It's just me, you, Tommy and Marmaduke. 415 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,772 But don't worry, maybe one day the love doctor 416 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,474 will hook you up with somebody. 417 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,309 You be my greatest challenge. 418 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,610 Love doctor never fails. 419 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,112 Hey, look, you're gonna have to relax 420 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,647 on the insults, alright? 421 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,790 You see the way he came at me? 422 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,961 That mean I better go here. Whoo! 423 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,831 - Did you see him? - Waa-ha-hah! 424 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,499 - Did you see him? - Waa-hah! 425 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,334 Yo, baby, did you see him? 426 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,937 Relax! Ha-ha! Whoo! 427 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,173 Damn, Tommy, I mean you actin' like this is your woman 428 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,275 or something, Lou Gossett. 429 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,513 Martin, there's somethin' that I wanna tell you. 430 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,516 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Tommy. 431 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,585 Let me get my camera. This is a Kodak moment. 432 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,019 'Gina!' 433 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,259 Gina, I ain't in no mood to take no pictures now. 434 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,094 - Um, Martin. - Yeah. 435 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,263 Remember, uh, that sister I was talkin' to you 436 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,698 about getting together with. 437 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,868 Yeah, yeah. Did you take the love doctor's advice, huh? 438 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,136 You do what I told you to do? 439 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,937 - Oh, yes, I did. - Yeah. Yeah. 440 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,940 And I want you to know that it's all because of you 441 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,042 that I got this special woman. 442 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:10,115 You know what, boy? Aah! 443 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,717 I'm happy for you, man. 444 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,285 If it looks like I'm getting emotional 445 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,154 'cause I'm happy for you. 446 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,788 You feelin', are you feelin' what I'm feelin'? 447 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:19,825 You feel a calm, don't you, like me and Gina? You calm, huh? 448 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,360 You got somebody that got you. 449 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,061 Don't you feel it? 450 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,798 When do I meet her, man? I wanna meet her, man. 451 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,400 Sooner than you think, Martin. 452 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:33,305 Um, um, Martin, th-that special woman.. 453 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,340 N-not now, baby. 454 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,642 ...is Pam. 455 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,678 No! 456 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,680 No! 457 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:45,083 No! 458 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:47,753 Martin, calm down. 459 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,754 You're gonna get your pressure up 460 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:49,922 and you're gonna pass out again. 461 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,859 Get me the National Guard 462 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,928 the Guardian Angels. 463 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,697 Somebody got to get 'em apart. 464 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,001 You know, I certainly hope you learned 465 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,369 your lesson from this one 466 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,239 because I don't know how many times I have told you 467 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,541 over and over.. 468 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:10,609 Over and over-- 469 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,444 Alright, Gina, alright. See. 470 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,513 'Cause now you're gonna start rubbin' it in on me. 471 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,115 Okay, baby, that's it. I'm through. Okay? 472 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,917 The love doctor has lost his license. 473 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,118 - I don't want it no more. - Good. 474 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,721 I don't want it no more. 475 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,723 Wassup, love doctor. 476 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:30,028 That advice you gave me was all wrong, doc. 477 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,199 I told Big Shirley what you said 478 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,936 and she came down on me hard. 479 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,809 Shoot! What did she say, Cole? 480 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,979 She didn't say nothing! 481 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,315 She just came down on me. 482 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:56,555 Man, she came down on my whole right side. 483 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,725 I mean, Mart, she went here on some wrestling move. 484 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,460 I mean, like whoop-whoop 485 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,128 whoop-bang! 486 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,799 - Cole, I'm sorry. I did-- - Martin, this has gotta stop. 487 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,334 - Look at poor Cole. - Baby, I know-- 488 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,969 - Look what you did to, Cole. - Cole, I'm sorry. 489 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,904 I didn't know Big Shirley would go up in the air 490 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,641 pause, and fall on him. 491 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:16,675 - I didn't-- - It's a shame. 492 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,277 But that's it, baby. I'm through. 493 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,811 - I don't want it no more. - Let this be the end of it. 494 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,948 - I'm.. That's it.. - Love doctor, you are the man. 495 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,317 - Wassup, Nipsey? - It does take two to tango. 496 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,820 I want you to meet Pina and Colada. 497 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,359 Oh, Lord. It only takes one. 498 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,794 Now, now, now, baby, no. 499 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,362 What am I talkin' about? Did I say I was goin'? 500 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,697 Girl, I ain't goin' nowhere. 501 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,931 - Mart-- - The love doctor back. 502 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,601 No! No, Martin! Look at Cole! 503 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,871 No, damn, Cole. He'll be alright. Look, man. 504 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,515 Y-you wanna take Gina's mace? 505 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:57,549 Mace? 506 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,538 You lose something over there? 35628

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