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Hi, babe.
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- Gina?
- Huh?
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Does the TV look
a little fuzzy to you?
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Not really.
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Martin, why are you
watching Pinocchio?
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See, that's what
I'm talking about.
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That's LeToya, Gina.
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My TV is messed up.
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I'm getting a new TV, boo.
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- Huh, Martin!
- Yeah.
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Look. Our checks came
from the baank.
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Our first joint account.
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Our first joint
bank account together.
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Oh, girl, look at all that money
mingling together, Gina.
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I cannot believe
there's an account out there
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with my name on it.
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With that much money.
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- O-o-o-o.
- It scares me.
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Yeah. Girl, all I want to know..
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...is uh, how do we keep track
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on how much is yours and
how much is mine?
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Oh, Martin, there's no more
yours or mine.
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All the money in there is ours.
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I put in all my money,
you put in all of yours.
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Ho!
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Alright, here we go.
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Ah...you know what
as a mater of fact
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I don't think,
I gave you too much money.
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You got $20 I can borrow.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Showing off, you right, ah-huh.
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Just want to get that joint
account thing work.
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Thank you, baby. Get that early.
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Oh baby, Pam is on TV.
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- What?
- O-o-o-o.
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- Martin? That's Mr. Ed.
- Yeah. Oh.
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Okay, well,
I'm banging on and on.
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Alright, that's fine, Martin.
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- The bottom line is, okay.
- What are you doing?
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How mu-how much money
you'll spend?
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Ah...$400 unless you want to
chip in your duckets, huh.
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since you watching
it all the time.
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You can get a good TV for $400.
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- Yeah.
- I'd bet you say it.
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Look, look we're on TV.
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- Where about?
- Where about?
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Oh, Cole, watch out,
you're in my way.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I got my own.
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Come on, I owe you.
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- What, what, what?
- What's wrong?
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Ah-ah-aha...Tommy, Cole.
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'Man!'
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Mwah.
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Oh! that's it. Right there.
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That's the new Hoshitoshi 2000.
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Hoshitoshi.
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Hoshitoshi.
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You know what?
I-I-I read an article on this.
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Thi-this is the biggest
screen allowed by law.
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I think I may have
found something
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I'll love a little
more than Gina.
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Oh-oh it could be yours for,
excuse me brother.
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- Look here, about $3800, dawg.
- Oh.
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You made an excellent choice.
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Shall I take it to your car.
Have it delivered to your house.
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Slow down Spartacus, huh?
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Okay, I-I-I...ah..
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We're looking
at another TV, okay?
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What? Which one?
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Huh, right here-right here.
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- Oh-oh-oh, the little one, uh?
- Uh-huh.
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We call that The Bitch 200.
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My mistake, you want in
pink or peach?
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Excuse me?
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What you want
is a man's TV, huh?
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Watch this-watch this, okay.
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'The unit is on.'
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Hoshitoshi. Hoshitoshi.
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Look-look-look-look
you want the TV?
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- Look, I can help you, huh?
- Huh, what?
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I could lose my job
for this, ah.
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But for you, 3500.
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O-o-o...he's already starting to
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come down on the prize, Tommy.
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- Nuh-uh.
- 34, 32, 31.
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You're killing me, 3000.
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Keep going, keep going,
keep going.
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Down, down, down.
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My absolute last offer.
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2900, no box.
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- Twenty four.
- O-o-o 24.
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Twenty four, Tommy.
I'm saving over $1000 man.
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C'mon, you're not serious.
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Shut up man, I'm thinking.
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Okay, Martin. Let's go.
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- Get off-get off.
- We got to go man.
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The bald one is not your friend.
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- Hey-hey-hey.
- Okay.
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Ugh..
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Look Martin, come on man.
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I am doing you a favor okay.
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You're about to make
an impulse about it.
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That salesman playing you, man.
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I don't know about all that,
Tommy, look at him.
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- 24,00? Look at me.
- Huh.
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- Twenty four.
- Twenty.
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Sound like a good price to me,
good-good price.
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Put that off, Cole.
Come here now.
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Listen, the last thing you need
man is a big screen TV.
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I mean, look-look,
don't you have a lot of expenses
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coming up with your
wedding and all?
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- Uh?
- Uh, yeah-yeah-yeah.
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- Alright.
- With the ring.
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- Don't do it.
- Do it.
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- Don't do it.
- Do it.
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- Don't do it.
- Do it.
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- Let's just go.
- Okay.
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Let's just be out of here.
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- We better go.
- Go, go.
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- Wait.
- What? What?
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Tommy, Cole.
It just keeps calling me.
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Calling me?
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Martin, Maartin.
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Buyy me, Martin.
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Buy me.
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Tommy, I can't
handle this no more.
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Martin, take me home.
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Martin, take me home.
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Martin.
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Martin baby..
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I'm just kidding.
I like to do this, eh.
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Open.
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Look, you don't want the TV?
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- I give you 23.
- Sold, I get the box.
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Hold on-hold on, wait a minute.
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Martin, what about Gina?
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What about her, Tommy?
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Huh? I mean, she can
watch it occasionally.
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Even if that money's, Gina's.
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Oh, man.
You don't get it, do you?
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Gina explained it to me
this morning.
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It's not half Gina's
it's not half mine.
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It's all mine. Excuse me.
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They have a joint account.
They need to..
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- It's his responsibility--
- Excuse me.
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Y'all came ready
to buy that big screen TV?
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Because, we'd love to
come by and watch.
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Nikko, hurry up
with our damn TV man.
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'...right inside,
hooking it rolls away.'
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- Hey Martin. Look, look man.
- What?
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Turn up the sound now, go ahead.
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Alright.
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You know what?
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The picture is-is absolutely
unbelievable
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but I think-I think,
we maybe, we need a back up.
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You know what, Tommy,
you feel it right
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I feel like
I'm right in the TV.
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So let's back up.
I'll bring the sound up.
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Uh, back up.
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One, two, three...
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I got a couple of home videos
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we can check out later,
you know.
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Oh, no-no, no Cole.
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Please, I'm not trying
to see 61 inches
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of big Shirley on a water slide.
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You know, I'm just saying.
My stomach ain't holding.
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Hey babe, what's up?
Look at the big screen.
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I don't wanna to be a freak.
I just can't help myself.
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How y'all doing?
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- Hello?
- Hey, hey, how you doing?
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Ah, Martin, can I see you
for a minute, baby?
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Sure, sure.
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Okay, y'all, is it in
focus-foc...okay.
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Hey baby, how'd you get the TV?
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Oh, girl, bust dead, Gina.
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Ah, remember I was supposed to
spend $400 on that punk TV.
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Well, Gina,
I saved us over $1000
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by buying us the biggest TV in
the world, baby.
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Made us $600. $600.
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What you brought that
with our account?
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Oh, none but the joint account.
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You know, use our account,
you know.
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- That's nice.
- Check it out.
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- Hey-hey-hey-hey.
- What was wrong now?
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- She didn't--
- Wait, wait, wait.
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Ah-ha-ha-ah, honey.
You don't..
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You-you don't know my baby don't
get your ass kicked, alright.
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Uh-uh-uh just what
the hell are you doing?
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- Look baby..
- Baby, what're you doing?
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Hey, look. First,
I'm gonna call the bank
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and stop the check that
paid for this thing.
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Then, I'm gonna run down
to my car get the
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club off the steering wheel,
come back up here
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and get the swinging,
basically that's--
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No, don't leave
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'Oh, please, I love you to be
here when I get back.'
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Bye sniggling, bye giggling.
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Hey, guys say bye
to the television.
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- Hoshitoshi.
- 'That's right.'
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Alright now.
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Sorry, you can't be here
when I get back.
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Alright.
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You still here?
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What is that?
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I mean, like, just tell me
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what are we watching
'cause I can't tell.
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It's basketball, Cole, okay.
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The same as it was before
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we took back the
big screen, okay.
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It must be like, ant basketball,
or something like that.
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Argh...I got to admit sitting
around, wasting our lives
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the whole lot more exciting
when we had the Hoshitoshi.
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What more man, you know.
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Until Gina came
and ruined everything.
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I don't wanna
live no more, okay.
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- Just shut up man.
- No, just sitting here..
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Oh, there it is!
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Ah!
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Oh, Beatty Bee...pay up
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Gina is not here,
she went to the store
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so be gone, puff, pow.
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No, no, I'm not here to see
Gina, I'm here to
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watch you enjoy
your little TeeVee.
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It's so cute.
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Yeah, Pam.
That's the Bitch 200.
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Did you come up here
just to rub this in.
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Well, actually Tommy, I did.
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And it's making my day, dawg.
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I mean what is it about men
and big screen TV's.
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Is it that they are compensating
for something else?
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'I don't know,
somebody tell me.'
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Ha, well. I gotta go see.
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Martin, I'm going to home to
watch my 19-inch TV.
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See Martin,
mine's bigger than yours.
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Aye, y'all. Peace!
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I bet it is, Pam.
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That's why your voice is soo
much deeper than mine huh.
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Peeace.
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So, is this it?
Is this my life, man.
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Gina beats me down.
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Then sends her henchmen, Pam,
over here to punk me.
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You know, huh, huh?
Is this what it is come to?
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Ah, she ain't beaten you down
on couple's budget.
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No-no Tommy. No, come on man.
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Every women budget.
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Every man suffers because of it.
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Why-why is it that
everything we buy
249
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,240
they call as being frivolous?
250
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,642
- 'Yeah.'
- I dig, I dig what you say.
251
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,978
Li-like a giant TV that talk.
252
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,114
Tommy, all I know is
you ain't have no women
253
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,381
before we got one, did you?
254
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,984
- Hey, shut up.
- No, what uh, no.
255
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,820
Cole, Martin,
look man, alright.
256
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,388
All Gina want is for you
257
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,890
to be responsible, that's it.
258
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:41,060
I am being responsible, man.
259
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,230
I mean, Tommy
I took back the Hoshitoshi.
260
00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,298
Uh, now, I got "Pretty in Pink".
261
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,667
Huh. I mean, come on, man.
262
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,002
But what about Gina, huh?
263
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,672
What's she spending
my money on man, huh?
264
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,275
Yeah, that's right. I'm gonna
go check out and find out
265
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,778
what's going on
with my money man.
266
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,953
Whole bread and cup cake.
267
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,156
Oh!
268
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,358
Hey, baby.
What you doing here?
269
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,126
I didn't expect you till
little later on.
270
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,362
Oh, it's later, Gina.
271
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,797
Very late.
272
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,099
Too late to stop the madness.
273
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,536
What madness, Martin?
274
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,639
I'm talking about the spending
madness, Gina.
275
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,507
I'm talking about the budget.
276
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,377
Well, what a panty hose doing in
the garbage can, huh? Huh?
277
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,846
- It tore up. Yes.
- Tore up, Gina.
278
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,949
Girl, I could've used this for
stocking cap or anything, Gina.
279
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,984
Huh, I don't know,
in my later years
280
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,219
I might want a j curl.
281
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,554
This could have held the juices.
282
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,489
This could have hold the juices.
283
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,291
Alright, okay.
284
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,060
I know what this is about.
This is about the TV, isn't it?
285
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,830
Now, look Martin. I know you
wanted it, baby, but I'm sorry.
286
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,665
We're on a budget.
We can't afford it.
287
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,133
We can't afford a TV?
288
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,536
But we can afford this,
we can afford this, huh?
289
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,004
Where did you get that wig?
290
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:02,641
I found it under the bed
shivering scared to death, Gina.
291
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,478
Poor thing, poor thing.
292
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:09,481
There is a big difference
between a wig and a TV.
293
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,852
Oh, but you bought it with my
money, didn't you not?
294
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,220
Our money, yes.
295
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,921
Well then pack it up
because, it's going back.
296
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,356
- Everything is going back.
- You know what?
297
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,758
Martin, this system
isn't gonna work
298
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,027
unless we both make
some sacrifices.
299
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,929
Sacrifices?
300
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,598
This is not fair, Gina.
301
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,700
- I buy you a fat rock.
- Oh!
302
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,235
I ain't get a damn thing.
303
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,403
I'm still waiting on
the thank you card.
304
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,708
You know what, I can't even talk
to you with you like this.
305
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,410
I'm gonna go in the bedroom
and you can stay out here
306
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,112
and chill for a while, alright?
307
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,380
Stay here, okay.
308
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,282
What's in the bag, Gina?
309
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,218
- Huh?
- You heard, what's in the bag?
310
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,120
Oh, come on! Wait, Martin.
311
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,289
You don't have to scratch it!
312
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,690
Huh? What's in the bag, huh?
313
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,260
Huh? Huh? Argh!
314
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,528
A bread maker, huh, Gina?
315
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,197
What you want your
little toast-toast?
316
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,233
Little English muffin or
something, huh?
317
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,935
For $300?
318
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,803
- Martin?
- What?
319
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,239
Hey, this was on sale.
320
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,975
I...I saved us $200.
321
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,211
And I saved us over a thousand.
322
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,281
I hope you kept the receipt
cause it's going back.
323
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,549
- Pack it up. Pack it.
- Fine, fine.
324
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,652
You know what, you don't even
have to come for that.
325
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,554
You don't even, because you know
what this-this joint account
326
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,423
isn't working,
so, a little bit later on
327
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,958
I'mma give you
half of the money.
328
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,993
Huh, okay fine, Gina.
Fine, fine.
329
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,561
Alright.
Let me tell you something.
330
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,164
You do what you want with
your half of the money.
331
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,600
And I do what I want with my
half of the money.
332
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,503
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
333
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,004
- Huh, you know, let me..
- You can go.
334
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,739
- So I'll see you more later?
- Yeah, do that.
335
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,741
Oh, oh, brother, brother.
Wait, one second.
336
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:46,912
Um, that 20 you owe me,
I'd like my money, please.
337
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,481
- Like this?
- Yeah, well, remember you--
338
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,250
Take your money as we going
through this crisis.
339
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,618
Times are hard, you know.
340
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,686
You said it's a joint account
341
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,187
what could we pick it up again.
342
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,692
- Yay, gee-kose.
- Oh.
343
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,527
- Haha.
- Oh, no. What now?
344
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,363
What you want to return now,
Mr. Stopthecheck?
345
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,365
Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't man.
346
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,800
He didn't return the TV.
347
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,035
- His-his fiancé made him do it.
- Thank you.
348
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,272
O-o-oh, pumped
by your woman, uh?
349
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,607
In my village,
they'd make you put on a dress
350
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,543
and dance with the town idiot.
351
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,781
Huh, look here,
uh, uh, uh, Nikkooose.
352
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,050
Alright, I'm sure
your-your village
353
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,686
is very manly, very macho, okay.
354
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,722
But uh,
I'm straight with my woman.
355
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,457
And I'm back to make a deal.
356
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,525
That's right, Spartacus.
357
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,060
This time, I got cash.
358
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,833
- I like your attitude, ah.
- Yeah.
359
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,736
I'm glad to see you think
only of yourself, huh.
360
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,704
Like a man.
361
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:49,241
No-no-no Nicky,
I ain't like that, alright.
362
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,411
I love my woman more
than the TV, okay papa.
363
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,812
Oh, come on, come on.
364
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,081
If there was an earthquake
you wouldn't be thinking
365
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,751
oh, them, I hope my woman
doesn't fall over.
366
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,255
There it is!
367
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,258
The ultimate
in selfishness, huh?
368
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,427
The TV that says..
369
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,362
..."I only love me."
370
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,768
Hey, look-look-look
you love yourself, don't you?
371
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,936
- Hoshitoshi.
- Hoshitoshi.
372
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,571
- Hoshitoshi.
- Hoshitoshi.
373
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,176
Gina? Boo?
374
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,445
I got you something girl.
Come on out here.
375
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,514
Hey, baby I got
you something too.
376
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,116
Oh-ho-ho-ho-oh-ho, Boo.
377
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,052
Aw...Gina!
378
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,521
No, you did not
gimme the big screen TV.
379
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,122
Well, Martin,
I was thinking about
380
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,059
what I said earlier today,
and I decided that
381
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,961
what I want to do with my money
was to get you the TV.
382
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,097
Oh, girl.
383
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,266
You-you, you saw
me you know that, huh?
384
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,967
Now, look what I got you,
the bread maker.
385
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,137
Oh Martin that is so sweet.
386
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,541
- You know what? We here.
- We are here. Com here.
387
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,476
Girl gimme a hug. Gimme love.
388
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,579
Hold on.
389
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,381
Hold on.
390
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,483
Aha-aha-aha.
391
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,453
Let me uhuh, let me
think for a minute.
392
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,488
- Gina.
- Huh?
393
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,256
Your half of the money
wasn't enough
394
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,158
to buy that big screen TV.
395
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,594
Where'd you get the money, girl?
396
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:16,628
Oooh.
397
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,833
- Well, Martin.
- Hmm.
398
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,634
- I have a confession to make.
- 'Yeah, well-well--'
399
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:26,138
I didn't exactly put all my
money into the joint account.
400
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,640
I kind of had a
little stashed for rainy day.
401
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:31,743
Oh.
402
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,679
Little-little stash, huh?
403
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,514
Well, how much
stash do you-you have
404
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,982
for a rainy day, Gina, I mean..
405
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,184
...was it a 400, 500?
406
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,352
Add a zero baby.
407
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,522
5000? 5Gs, Gina?
408
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,524
Stashed for a rainy day?
409
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,260
Girl, no one even pack
like that, Gina.
410
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,363
Gina, nuh-uh-nuh-uh.
411
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,599
You know what?
You were holding out on me.
412
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,201
You ain't right.
413
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,537
- You-you're not right.
- Baby-baby-baby.
414
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,539
I am sorry.
415
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,307
Baby, look.
416
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,944
- Are you mad at me?
- Oh, Mad? Mad?
417
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,147
I'm not. No, no Gina.
418
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,481
No, no, I'm not mad, baby.
419
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,716
Not mad at all.
420
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,851
Baby, I'm-I'm just disappointed.
421
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,654
I'm just-I'm just
very disappointed, Gina.
422
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,056
Look, let me-let me tell you
something girl.
423
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,958
Okay, you hear me now, alright.
424
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,160
Okay, Martin.
425
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,628
Gina, if you are serious
426
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,830
about this relationship
you are gonna have to be
427
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,198
a little more honest with me.
428
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,133
- Baby, someone is at the door.
- You know, huh?
429
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,134
Heh?
430
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,302
Don't you hear the knocking?
431
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,904
What, what you're talk-what?
432
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,242
I'll get it.
433
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,046
Yeah.
434
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,981
I got a big screen TV
here for Martin Pink.
435
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,249
Oh, wrong floor.
436
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,084
That's Broman Pink,
upstairs, fifth floor.
437
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,153
Hey, c'mon this thing is heavy
man. You better--
438
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,223
Come..
439
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,091
Get out of my way.
440
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,230
- It's heavy man.
- That's not mine.
441
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,264
Here.
442
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,769
- Man, you don't get it.
- Sign here.
443
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,237
You don't get it, do you man.
444
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:08,273
I say it. If I don't answer
after two knocks
445
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,009
then take the damn
screen TV yourself.
446
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,445
You can't get it man.
Get on out of here.
447
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,048
Such super nonsense.
Man, just get on now.
448
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,954
Howla! Howla!
449
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,622
Martin?
450
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,691
Something ain't right.
451
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,426
Now, your half of
the money wasn't enough
452
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,461
to buy a big screen TV
out of that.
453
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:33,232
How much did you hold out for
brother, 4000, 5000?
454
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,901
Take away zero.
455
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,136
- What? You played me first.
- No.
456
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,638
Martin, you lied to me too.
457
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,106
Oh, Gina.
458
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,375
Don't be the kettle
calling the pot
459
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,644
or the pot calling the kettle.
460
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,984
You know what?
461
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,320
Aww...Martin.
462
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,289
We just cannot be trusted.
463
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,558
Boo, you know, what it is?
464
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,660
I mean, Gina baby,
it's just too soon.
465
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,128
You know, what I'm saying
I mean..
466
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,496
We're not even married yet.
467
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,064
Baby, we just
need to take it slow.
468
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,433
- You know what, I got an idea.
- Yeah, what's that?
469
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,170
Why don't we...take all the
money we have on us now..
470
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,006
Uh?
471
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,407
...put it in a cookie jar.
472
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,975
Alright, put it in a cookie..
473
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,910
So, whenever we want money,
we meet at the cookie jar.
474
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,480
- Meet at the cookie jar.
- Meet at the cookie jar.
475
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,282
How cool, yeah,
I like what you said.
476
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,449
I think that's a good idea.
477
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,418
- I love you.
- I love you.
478
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,259
- You got a lot of money.
- I got a lot of money.
479
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,361
I have with balls up,
that's all.
480
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,198
Oh, baby.
481
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,035
No, you don't have
to put your hand.
482
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,803
I mean, you don't
have to put your hand.
483
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,305
- Well, look put the top on.
- Don't you--
484
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,839
Put the top on.
485
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:50,509
- You know what--
- You gimme my..
486
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,377
Damn that joint account.
487
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,716
"Dear Martin..
488
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,851
"Thank you so much
489
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:03,055
"for the lovely ring.
490
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,457
"The thing I like most about
491
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,994
"the ring is that it is so..
492
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:11,997
"...expensive.
493
00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:15,701
"If I ever doubt your love
494
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,570
"I will just gaze down
at the price tag
495
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:22,974
"which were you were so kind
to have framed for me.
496
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:28,980
"Are you happy now?
497
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,884
Warmest regards, Gina."
498
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,357
Cool.
499
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,391
Yeah.
500
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,660
It's all I wanted, Gina.
501
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:42,928
It's all I wanted.
502
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,563
Forgot to dot your eyes, please.
503
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,498
I don't know what that is.
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