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The perfect crime.
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A pitch-black night,
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an unsuspecting victim...
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...and a master burglar
known only as, "The Cat."
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It's me, Bender.
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Ah!
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Cock-a-doodle-what-now?
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Whoa-oh-oh, oh!
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Man, what the hell ruined The Cat's
pitch-black moonless night?
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News flash.
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A new flash has mysteriously
appeared in the sky.
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Reports indicate the intense glare
is visible throughout the known universe.
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And let me add that it is
not helping my hangover!
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Even scientists have no idea what it is.
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I know exactly what it is!
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It's been theorized,
but never before observed.
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A white hole!
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So, no one knows what it does?
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I know exactly what it does!
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It's the precise opposite of a black hole.
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Instead of sucking everything in,
it blasts everything out.
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Energy, matter, time-- the big three.
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And no one knows why?
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I know exactly why!
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Oh. No, wait, I don't.
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Well, I think it's because
it wants attention.
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Why would you think that?
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Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
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Huh... huh... huh...?
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Ah...
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I think it means "attention."
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Oh, right, right, right, right.
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Greetings, Universe Six.
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Six?
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We of the outer realms
have opened this white hole...
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Told ya!
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...as a portal that you may join
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the other 12 or so universes
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in bearing witness to the greatest
event that can be witnessed...
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Somethin' about my ass?
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...the birth of a new universe.
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Whoa.
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Congrats.
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You must choose a group
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of your worthiest representatives.
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If there are eight or less
sentient beings in your universe,
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you can all come.
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Otherwise, figure something out.
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My friends,
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I can think of no finer crew
to represent our universe.
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But we'll need to persuade
the President of Earth
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in language he'll understand.
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Look, I'm touched and flattered
by the size of this pile,
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and I'd love to send you on this mission,
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but there's a problem.
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Gotcha.
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Um, no backsies,
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but I'm afraid this is
one of those rare problems
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that can't be solved with bribery.
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-Rosemary!
-Yeah?
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Send in the Secretary of Space.
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And, uh, cue his theme song.
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Bubblegum Tate!
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Farnsy, my man!
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So, why can't I go?
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You're just too dang old.
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You take that back!
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Why, if I weren't so old,
I'd cider your apples.
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It's simple physics, Prof.
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You're right, it's so obvious!
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The white hole is shooting
chronitons in all directions.
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Mm-hmm. It's the Larry Bird of holes.
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The local time acceleration
must be immense.
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Anyone approaching it
would age substantially.
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Right on.
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And as it is, you might drop dead
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before the end of this sentence...
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Was that a period or a comma?
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Ellipses, dig?
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We need some young blood for this mission,
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comma...
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so, we have selected these members
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of the Sunnyside Middle School
Model U.N. Team
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to represent our universe.
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Fine, upstanding youngsters.
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Not a hippie or commie among them.
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Gee whiz!
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We'll try our very best
to make everyone proud.
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Ooh, I hate her so much!
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That should have been me!
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Now, your journey will be long.
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But not as long as the long-lasting taste
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of Charleston Chew!
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Well, that was quick.
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Boo!
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Little girl, tell us of
the wonders you witnessed.
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Gee whiz.
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By the ship's clock,
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we had been traveling for 80 years
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when it all went to hell.
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The winds of time blew
against us like a hurricane
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and forced us back to Earth.
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Our bodies withered and our lives wasted.
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We must have underestimated
the chroniton flux.
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Bender, give me somethin' to write on.
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Ooh! Oh yeah.
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A little to the left.
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Huh, according to those assulations,
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it is possible to reach the white hole.
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Maybe, but it would take
the most powerful rocket ever built,
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and a crew in stone-cold storage
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for 10 million years.
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Make it so!
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I'll be proud to lead the mission.
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My life will have meaning after all.
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Aw.
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I'll take her wallet to remember her by.
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And thus,
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I was named leader
of the greatest adventure
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in the history of the universe.
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Sure. Uh, why not?
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Aroooo!
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This Week in the Universe!
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Dateline Sol 3.
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Corners are being cut and expenses spared
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to build the largest rocket ever conceived
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in record time!
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And what's this cherry on top?
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Why, it's the Planet Express ship,
whose heroic crew
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will serve as our emissaries
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to the historic birth of a new universe.
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And, yes, Scruffy's going, too.
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The stars called
and Scruffy said, "A-yup."
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The ship should hold out.
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But for us to survive such a long journey,
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we'll need to be frozen in carbonara.
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Ooh, I've never been
frozen in that before.
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What's that, the litter box?
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It's an advanced 3D bio-printer.
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It will create temporary copies of us
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to deal with any routine
maintenance or emergencies.
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I doubt there'll be any emergencies.
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Emergency!
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Ah, the carbonara is
approaching absolute zero.
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I'll put the champagne in
to chill for our arrival.
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Well, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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Just relax and lie down
in your ice coffins.
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See you in 10 million... years.
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Three... two... one...
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Whoas!
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Godspeeds, space travelerses.
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Mm-hmm.
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Welcome into existence,
Scruffy Number One.
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You are a temporary duplicate
of the original Scruffy,
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created for a single critical mission.
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That so?
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You have all of Scruffy's skills,
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all his passions and desires.
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Tell me somethin' I don't feel
burnin' in my loins.
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But the ship's hull will only
shield you briefly from the time flux,
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so you must act quickly.
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What is this vital mission
for which I've been created?
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You see that leaking pipe over there?
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Yeah. I'll get around to it
after my break.
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You don't get a break.
You'll be dead in five minutes.
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This mission kit contains
all the equipment you'll need.
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Ta-ta!
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Scruffy Number One leaves this world
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a little better than he found it.
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Welcome into existence, Fry Number One.
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You have been created
for a single critical mission.
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What is it?
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Scruffy Number One left the lights on.
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Okay... let's see what
I have to work with.
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It's been an honor.
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Main booty separation in three...
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two...
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Uh-oh!
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It's hung up on the rim!
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Is Amy okay?
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What's-- Who-- What's happening?!
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Rocket separation failure!
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We're gonna need more cigarettes!
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You better have a damn good reason
for calling me into existence!
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The release hook on
the rocket booster has failed.
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You need to unbend it at once!
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I'm a replicant.
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I don't take orders from a hologram.
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You must!
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It's our only hope
of saving the originals.
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I'll do it.
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For him.
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Be warned.
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Once outside the ship's cladding,
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you'll age at a fantastic rate.
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Everything I do is fantastic, baby.
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Go Bender! Go Bender,
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go Bender, go Bender, go Bender!
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Go Bender, go Bender.
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Go Bender, go Bender.
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Go Bender...
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Go Bender.
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Go Bender.
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Go--
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That is one dead hero.
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What's that for?
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This.
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My life's work is complete.
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My life's work is complete.
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No infinite loops on
Scruffy Number Four's watch.
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Divided by 28 cents per kiloton...
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I can't believe I was
brought into existence
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just to calculate mileage depreciation.
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But I'm glad I was!
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My Manwich!
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That's it? My whole existence was just
to open a can of sandwich?
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Oh, quit complaining.
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I keep getting created
just to cheer people up
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before they disintegrate.
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It works!
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Whoa!
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It's a swarm of space salps.
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Living creatures attempting
to feed on the ship!
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You're right!
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Amy Number 61, man the harpoon station!
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Leela Number 15, evasive action!
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Me Number Four, collapse into a pile.
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Die, you whatever-you-are!
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I'm on it!
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Thank you, Fry Number 27.
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I got printed by accident.
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Is it cool if I stand here
and eat some yogurt?
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I've got it!
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To kill the salps,
we'll electrify the hull.
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Hit me!
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It worked!
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And all thanks to me, Bender Number Three.
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I demand a raise!
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You got it! Three... two...
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I'm the greatest!
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What up?
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Uh, you left your yogurt out
a million years ago.
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Good, I'm hungry.
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That's weird. Where's the yogurt?
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Oh, here it comes.
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What a cute little--
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A-yup.
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Welcome into existence,
Zoidberg Number One.
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You've been created
for a single critical mission:
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to save the real crew members
who we care about.
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You don't care about me?
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Not even a little.
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Now, all replicants receive
a uniquely customized mission kit.
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I didn't get a kit.
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You don't need a kit.
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Your mission only requires your appetite.
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That I got! What's on the menu?
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A , uh... certain quantity of yogurt.
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Such small portions.
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-Wow, look at all that yogurt.
-Wow, look at all that yogurt.
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Yum, let me at it!
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You're not even done printing!
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I've got a stomach and a mouth,
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what else does a guy need?
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Oh! Oh! Ooh!
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That was 600 pounds of yogurt!
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No wonder I'm still hungry.
268
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,817
Oh, no, no, no, no.
269
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,319
Dear God!
270
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,074
Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop.
271
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,790
Where are ya, ya filthy mudbug?
272
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,541
Right here.
273
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,711
Where are you?
274
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,630
Right here. Oops.
275
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,220
Feh, too spicy.
276
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,808
This is for Hermes Number 38.
277
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,059
And a couple of Frys!
278
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,395
Die, you--
279
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,818
I'm unstoppable!
280
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,404
Who's laughing now?
281
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,327
Hologram Professor's log.
282
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,329
Millions of years passed,
283
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,872
most of them exciting,
284
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:48,210
as our frozen heroes
slumbered bravely toward glory.
285
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,586
And at last,
286
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,965
we crossed the reverse event horizon.
287
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,232
Good news, disposable maintenance copies!
288
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,527
Wait, disposable?
289
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,196
Thanks to the efforts
of temporary duplicates
290
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,157
like you and your predecessors,
291
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,200
our precious crew has survived
292
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,536
to reap their glorious reward.
293
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,329
As the final disposables,
294
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,124
you shall have the honor
of defrosting them
295
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,709
and wiping them down.
296
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,171
Everything went exactly according to plan.
297
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,637
Exactly according to plan.
298
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,153
Each of you is tasked with
waking up your original,
299
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,698
then bathing them
and anointing them in fragrant oils.
300
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,367
Alrighty.
301
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,702
Huh.
302
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,663
Ooh! Imported wattle cream.
303
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,208
Before we wake them up,
304
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,586
could we maybe just take
a teensy peek at the new universe?
305
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,754
Certainly not!
306
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,422
Now work those lotions.
307
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,549
The real crew will want to look sharp
308
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,510
for their triumphant departure
on the Shuttle Bubble.
309
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,595
The Whuttle Wubble?
310
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,143
Neat!
311
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,437
And after they leave, what'll we do?
312
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,440
Why, crumble to dust as usual, of course.
313
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,524
But don't worry,
314
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,403
once our heroes bear glorious witness
to the newborn universe,
315
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,531
the white hole's expulsive force
will propel them home
316
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,033
almost instantly
317
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,786
to bask in the fame and adulation.
318
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,247
And wealth, don't forget the wealth.
319
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,083
Wow, we should all be very honored.
320
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,127
I'm truly proud that I and...
321
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,796
four others like me
322
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,632
have kept this epic
schlep running smoothly.
323
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:02,094
For millions of years,
we preserved these champions
324
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:05,222
that they might attain
their moment of glory.
325
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,559
The hell with them!
326
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,938
Why should they get all the credit
327
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:17,317
after my Frycestors slaved and shirked
for millions of years?!
328
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,861
A toast to us,
329
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,613
the real heroes!
330
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,115
Uh, now, just a minute.
331
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,284
That champagne is for the originals.
332
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,869
You can't-- Ow!
333
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,454
We did the work,
334
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,206
we deserve the glory!
335
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,294
I mean, technically,
we didn't do the work,
336
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,212
but we still deserve the glory.
337
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,380
On their behalf.
338
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,674
We deserve it.
339
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,509
Move your duplicate butts, people!
340
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,303
We're aging fast.
341
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,096
Live fast and die old,
342
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,556
that's what I always say.
343
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,099
To the unknown!
344
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,351
The only thing worth knowing about.
345
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,481
We'll take it from here, meatsicles.
346
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,206
Welcome, Universe Six-ers.
347
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,875
Ooh!
348
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,335
Ah!
349
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,671
Before such beauty, my ass weeps.
350
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,260
That everybody?
351
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,645
Ooh, here they come!
352
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,109
The universe waits breathlessly
353
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,236
for the return of our intrepid heroes.
354
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,446
John Williams,
355
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,282
play the Oscar-worthy theme
you wrote for the occasion
356
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,910
that sounds just like
everything else you ever wrote.
357
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:21,400
Tell us, ambassadors,
of your marvelous experiences.
358
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,901
Spare no detail.
359
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,111
Sock it to us.
360
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,570
Uh, okay, we will.
361
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,655
When do we leave?
362
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,781
You're already back.
363
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,991
-We are?
-I'm back, baby?
364
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,703
Mr. President,
365
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,581
I'm afraid something went horribly wrong.
366
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:40,460
We have no idea what happened
because we never even woke up.
367
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,422
Shut up and take your medals!25368
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