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Really? Well, hey, agree to disagree.
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First world problem.
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I know.
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Yeah, man. What have you been up to?
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How was your day, hon?
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It was good.
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It was good.
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That's great.
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It was a nice day.
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Well, we're probably going to watch the
game tonight and drink a few brewskis,
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though. You cool with that?
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Yeah, I'm fine with that. Well, that was
fun. All right. Yeah, you're welcome to
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join us, hon.
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Well, in that case, I should probably
grab us some drinks.
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I'm going to run to the store. Why don't
you guys get acquainted while I'm gone?
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Yeah, that's cool.
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All right. See you later.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Yeah, damn. I haven't seen him in so
long. I totally forgot he had a
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Really? Yeah. Seriously.
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You're gorgeous.
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Yeah. We just started dating, but he
never brought you up, so I was really
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surprised to see you.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. I mean, it's,
yeah, I mean, that's your guy, you know,
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totally, you know, I'm giving y 'all
respect.
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Yeah, he's a cool guy.
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How are you liking Miami?
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I'm loving Miami right now. It's been
fun. It's been a lot of beach, you know,
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it's summertime, so hanging out at the
beach and going out and getting, you
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know, getting, getting, having fun with
the families.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Having fun, though, right?
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Yeah.
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I mean,
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trust me, I think you are fucking sexy
as shit. I don't know if we should do
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this, though.
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He's gone.
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Don't worry.
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I know. As soon as he walks out the
house, I'm like... He'll be gone for a
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while. He won't mind.
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He won't mind? He won't mind at all.
This is the definition of minding.
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You've got to get the full Miami
experience.
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Yeah, fuck it.
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He's not going to be back.
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Oh, he's going to be gone for quite a
while.
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I do.
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Mm -hmm.
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That's fucking sexy.
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Wait, what the hell's going on here?
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Nothing, nothing. Are you serious?
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No, just, um, you know.
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Dude, you're like fucking family. What
the hell? Yeah, I'm so sorry. I, uh, it
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wasn't planned or anything like that,
you know.
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I can't believe what I'm fucking seeing.
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I mean, I'm more angry at you. I can
tell, I can forgive him for coming to
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charms, but... It's not what it looked
like, okay?
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What's it look like? I'm just giving him
the full Miami experience, okay?
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Like, that's how we met.
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I mean, I know you said you wanted to
fucking, you know, mess around with some
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guys, but I didn't think you'd be
hitting this close to home. Like, you
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have asked me or something.
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Like, this is not cool.
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Well, we didn't think you were going to
come back, so you weren't going to even
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know. Yeah, so it's my fault to come
back early, right?
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Yeah.
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I'm so sorry, dude.
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Did not plan this and we didn't know how
long you're gonna be gone and I was
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thinking in my head like you know You're
fine. I mean any guy would have fallen
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for that.
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So now what? How are we gonna get past
this?
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I don't know.
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You were supposed to be at the store.
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Well, I mean you said you wanted to do
this and maybe it's better that it's
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someone I already know so it's not so
weird. I mean I'd rather you
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with someone close and some random guy
on the street, so fuck it, whatever.
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So you used up your card with him. I
mean, you can't keep messing around more
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than this, okay?
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Or at least if you are, tell me about
it. I won't. I'll give you a freebie
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time.
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Fine. So we're good?
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I suppose so.
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Yeah, we're good.
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Yeah, we're good.
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Well then, continue, I guess. I mean,
you already got your dick out.
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Now it's just awkward.
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Let's have a happy ending, you know?
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Yeah.
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Only way out of school.
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They never did anything nice.
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I definitely owe you one after this.
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She can have a lot of fun.
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She can have a lot of fun with that ass.
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I'm so ready.
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Yeah,
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it's not better than mine.
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Ugh.
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