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[opening theme music playing]
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[cheerful music playing]
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[fanfare music playing]
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Ow!
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-Oh. Okay.
-[doorbell rings]
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Thank you for booking
Larry's Happy Snaps
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for a family portrait
you're sure not to hate.
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Positive feelings about
your portrait not guaranteed.
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No refunds, no re-dos,
framing not included.
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Come on in, Larry.
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You can set yourself up
in the dining room.
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Thanks, ma'am.
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[Richard whimpers]
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-Come on, Dad. Keep them open.
-[groaning in pain]
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You need to get used to this
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so the flash doesn't startle
you when we take the photo.
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It's not my fault I was born
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with the eyes of a beautiful
young baby deer. [whimpers]
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Richard, you got this.
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Come on, everyone,
it's photo time!
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Why do we need
a new photo anyway?
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[sighs]
Seriously?
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Hmm? Hmm?
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Hmm?
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I always kind
of liked that picture.
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It's impressionistic.
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Yeah, it gives the impression
we're weirdos.
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[Nicole] Look,
Anais isn't even in frame.
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Besides,
it's not just that photo.
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My birthday dinner.
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Christmastime.
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The one and only vacation
we had last year.
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Wait, that one's nice.
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That's our reflection
in the plastic.
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I just want one nice
Watterson family photo
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where we all look normal,
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and not like
a bunch of criminals
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in a police lineup.
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Is that too much to ask for?
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Yes, it is!
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So if you please,
lovely customers,
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'cause I got a bar mitzvah
to get to after this.
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So the less dialog, the quicker
I can get this done.
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All right,
big smiles, everyone.
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[forceful grinning]
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Uh, maybe take it down a bit.
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-[under breath] Richard!
-[Larry] Okay.
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And three, two...
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-One.
-[doorbell rings]
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[sighs] Everyone stay here.
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I'm here
for the family photograph.
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Granny Jojo!
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I don't think
I told you about--
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You didn't. I read about it
in Richard's weekly newsletter.
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[Richard] You know, honey,
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Rich Pickings,
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the wit and wisdom
of Richard Watterson.
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[sighs] Well,
I guess you're family,
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and this is
a family portrait, so--
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Great. Come on in, Louie.
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-[grunts]
-What?
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W-Wait, what's this?
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Oh, it's a bunch of old junk
I found in my basement
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that I thought might look good
on your windowsill.
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[sighs] Great.
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More useless
old relics in the house.
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Whoa! What's this, Granny Jojo?
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Ah, some old family heirloom.
I don't know.
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Hey! Bunion.
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[Richard] Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
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Whoa!
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This thing looks like it needs
your soul to be opened.
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The only thing
taking your souls
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will be me if you don't...
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[in evil tone] ...give me
your cutest smile
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for this photo!
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Okay, everyone,
just, uh, shuffle in a bit.
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-Hey, you calling me fat?
-[normal voice] Granny, please.
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Okay. And three...
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two...
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-One!
-[doorbell rings]
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-What was that?
-[sighs]
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Nicole!
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Mom? Dad?
W-What are you two--
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Oh. Rich Pickings.
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You didn't start the photo
without us, did you?
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No, you're just in time.
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And thank you for being
a loyal newsletter reader.
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We've actually got
some news of our own.
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After 40 blissful
years together,
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your father and I have decided
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we'd both like
to consciously uncouple.
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She wants to leave me
for her yoga instructor.
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-[scoffs]
-This isn't happening.
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You remember
Johnny Toucan, right, honey?
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Hey, Nicole.
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I haven't seen you
since senior year.
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Yeah, when you were a freshman.
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[laughs] Well, it takes
"toucan" to tango,
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-[laughs]
-Oh. [chuckles]
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Oh, Johnny. Yeah, I get it,
like your name.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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I know this is
a lot to take in,
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so I got help
to bring in the rest.
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I need a place to stay.
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You guys can take the couch.
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[snarls ferociously]
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-[Johnny laughs]
-[mild clamor]
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Okay. You're gonna have
to all stand still.
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Kids, stop messing around
with that box!
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But, Mother...
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It calls to us.
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Now, now, do you think
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-you "toucan" behave?
-[laughter]
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There's three of them,
you ignoramus.
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And don't talk to my grandkids!
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Louie, get my purse.
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-We got a fight cooking.
-Can I close my eyes yet?
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Mrs. Watterson, I have
another job to get to.
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I really need
to take this picture.
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-Yes, yes, Larry, uh, this...
-[clamoring]
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-This will be the one.
-[Larry] Okay.
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Three, two...
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-One.
-[doorbell rings]
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-[sighs]
-Okay, no one move!
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-[gasps]
-Hey!
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Frankie?
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-Dad!
-I thought you're in prison
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for robbing
that gardening store.
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Ah, someone told me there was
money in the hedge funds.
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But I got out.
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[teeth clenched]
Call Elmore Police Station.
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Ah, don't worry.
It's all legit.
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My correctional officer
is with me.
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Nice to meet you, ma'am.
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Who I'm also dating.
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-[sighs]
-Wait, Dad!
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How did you get the newsletter?
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Son, for the right price,
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you can get anything in jail...
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-[officer] Mmm-hmm.
-...including a head tattoo
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of my baby boy.
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Oh, it looks just like me, Dad.
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Fine, come on in.
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It's not like this photo shoot
can get any more chaotic.
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[gasps in terror]
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[in unison] The power of three
will set this box free.
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I got five bucks
on the big one.
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-I'm gonna rip you apart.
-[clamoring]
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[laughs] Oh,
looks like "toucan" play--
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[Daniel shouts]
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[background clamor]
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[gasps]
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-Richard!
-[kids] The power of three--
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[Richard grunts]
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[Richard groans]
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Oh.
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It was the ashes
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of my great-great-uncle
Howard's barbecue pit.
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[slurps, smacks lips]
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That man could smoke
a brisket for days.
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Hey, Nicole. Looks like you
could use a little time-out.
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Ma'am, this is not acceptable.
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I've really got to get
to my next job.
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-So if--
-[loud shrieking]
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Totally understand.
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Your feedback
is important to us.
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-All right, here we go.
-[soft whimper]
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Okay, Nicole,
let's just talk this out.
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-Just you and me...
-[officer coughs]
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...and my court
appointed parole officer.
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-And love of my life.
-Aw!
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I get it.
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Family can be tough.
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But in all those years
I spent behind bars,
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you know what I learned?
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Solitary confinement
is amazing?
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No. Well, yes.
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Me time is always great
for the soul.
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But also, I learned
how to mediate conflict,
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to communicate with those
who struggle to listen
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to the needs
of others around them.
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-May I?
-[sighs]
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[clamoring]
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Everybody, listen up!
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I'm gonna pin each and every
one of you in the cool house
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and fry your cheesesteaks
if you don't get in line
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and take this picture
for Nicole!
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There's also way
too many of you.
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So we're taking
this operation outside.
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[whooshes]
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-Uh...
-You're welcome.
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Do I have hat hair?
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-I feel like I have hat hair.
-Wait, where's Larry?
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Oh, he was a little tied up
with his next gig,
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but he said
I could borrow the camera.
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Okay, but who's gonna
take the photo?
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I will. I was on mugshot duty
for eight months,
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so I know all about snapping
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criminally beautiful people
such as yourselves.
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[laughs] I love this guy.
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But, Frankie, you should be
in the photo.
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Listen,
after everything I've done,
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I need to earn your trust
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before I'm allowed
to rejoin this family.
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You just want
a nice family picture.
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So let me do this for you.
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[sobs]
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Thanks, Frankie.
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Oh, isn't he a dream?
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Okay, everyone, this is it.
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[chattering]
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Not getting everyone.
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I'll move back a bit.
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Uh-uh, still too close.
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Don't want to cut off
any of your lovely faces.
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And a bit more.
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Little bit further.
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That's it. Perfect.
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Okay, hold it right there
and say...
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"You'll never catch me!"
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[in unison]
"You'll never catch me!"
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[car door slams]
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-[engine revs]
-[tires screech]
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Uh, did he just escape?
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He couldn't have taken
the photo first?
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Oh no, I'm in so much trouble.
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Wait, remember your training.
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Blame the people
I'm sworn to protect.
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Cool.
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Code 10-98!
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I got a family aiding
an escaped convict!
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-[sirens blaring]
-[family gasping]
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[officers shouting]
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Freeze, Wattersons!
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-[Richard gasps]
-[officers clamor]
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You won't take me alive! Run!
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[officer 1] We've got a runner!
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[Granny Jojo] Get
your bear claws off him,
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-you Donut-Hole!
-[groans]
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[screams]
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[grunts] Take him!
He's the ringleader.
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-[officers shout]
-[screams]
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[whimpers] Quickly!
Get inside!
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[intense music playing]
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-[whimpering]
-[officers shouting]
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Well, I guess
the photo's not happening.
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[whimpers] Maybe it wasn't
meant to be, honey.
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[chuckles] Like
the kids' college funds.
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Or my...
[scatting]
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...failed scat career.
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Yeah, Mom, it's just a photo.
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But it's more than that!
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[somber music playing]
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I just wanted one normal thing
amidst a house full of chaos.
257
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,298
To come down in the morning,
sip my coffee
258
00:09:05,381 --> 00:09:07,302
and look
at a nice picture of us
259
00:09:07,385 --> 00:09:09,389
before the day blows up
in my face.
260
00:09:09,472 --> 00:09:11,184
-[crashes]
-[scared whimpering]
261
00:09:11,268 --> 00:09:12,605
[muffled]
Sorry to interrupt.
262
00:09:12,688 --> 00:09:14,357
Beautiful family, Nicole.
263
00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:15,902
[weakly]
Beautiful family.
264
00:09:17,865 --> 00:09:18,700
I don't know.
265
00:09:18,783 --> 00:09:20,662
Maybe it's impossible.
266
00:09:21,455 --> 00:09:24,545
[all crying]
267
00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,507
All right, guys,
you don't need to milk it.
268
00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:28,427
No, I think
it's the gas canister
269
00:09:28,511 --> 00:09:29,513
they just threw in.
270
00:09:29,764 --> 00:09:31,642
-[canister hissing]
-[crying continues]
271
00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:33,312
[cries]
272
00:09:33,395 --> 00:09:35,609
This day really is a disaster.
273
00:09:35,692 --> 00:09:36,986
[sniffles]
274
00:09:37,111 --> 00:09:38,447
No, Mom.
[sniffles]
275
00:09:38,531 --> 00:09:40,493
We're gonna get this photo.
276
00:09:40,577 --> 00:09:42,873
Yeah. You deserve it, Mrs. Mom.
277
00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:44,794
And I still got the camera.
[sniffles]
278
00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:46,923
'Cause it's the last thing
my dad touched.
279
00:09:47,006 --> 00:09:49,094
And because the feds
might need his fingerprints.
280
00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:51,766
Oh, thanks, guys.
281
00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:52,810
-[slams on door]
-[gasps]
282
00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,106
Come out with your hands up!
283
00:09:55,272 --> 00:09:56,734
Quick! Barricade the door.
284
00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:59,239
[all grunting]
285
00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:02,245
[all straining]
286
00:10:03,957 --> 00:10:06,002
[muffled] Help me!
Get me out of here!
287
00:10:07,004 --> 00:10:08,215
Great idea, Larry.
288
00:10:08,298 --> 00:10:09,384
You can take the picture.
289
00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:11,931
[thrilling instrumental
music playing]
290
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:17,400
All right! We're breaking
this thing down in...
291
00:10:17,526 --> 00:10:18,485
Three...
292
00:10:18,611 --> 00:10:19,613
Two...
293
00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:20,615
One!
294
00:10:21,324 --> 00:10:22,243
-[Larry whimpers]
-[explosion]
295
00:10:22,326 --> 00:10:24,080
-[officers shouting]
-[camera shutter clicking]
296
00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,001
[shouting continues]
297
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,380
[intense music playing]
298
00:10:28,464 --> 00:10:30,009
[Nicole] We're innocent!
299
00:10:31,178 --> 00:10:32,556
[cheerful music]
300
00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:34,560
Okay. Sorry for the mistake.
301
00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:35,604
You're free to go.
302
00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:37,148
Good. You finally figured out
303
00:10:37,231 --> 00:10:39,612
that officer was lying,
and dating an inmate,
304
00:10:39,695 --> 00:10:40,614
might I add?
305
00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:43,160
Oh no, we actually made her
chief of police.
306
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,622
Whoo-hoo!
307
00:10:44,705 --> 00:10:47,126
I'm only letting you go
because I can't wait to read
308
00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,507
about this in next week's
Rich Pickings.
309
00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:50,634
Ah!
310
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,303
Thank you
for your service, officer.
311
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:53,848
-[Dog Cop grunts]
-Huh? Oh!
312
00:10:53,973 --> 00:10:55,226
Your personal items.
313
00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:57,438
This camera was recovered
at the scene of the crime.
314
00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,236
It sustained some damage
when we busted into your house.
315
00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:02,406
-[growling]
-Uh, I mean...
316
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:03,993
Some other guys broke it
317
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,412
-some other time.
-[barks]
318
00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:08,377
It just kept snapping pictures
until the batteries died.
319
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,420
[chuckles]
320
00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:11,968
[cheerful music]
321
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,345
Perfect.
322
00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:16,226
Honey, are you sure?
323
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,854
-[muffled whimper]
-I'm sure.
324
00:11:18,606 --> 00:11:19,858
[Nicole] It's perfect.
325
00:11:20,442 --> 00:11:22,656
[dreamy music playing]
326
00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,829
Actually no, that's weird.
We'll stick with the old one.
327
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:34,178
[closing theme music playing]
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