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Sleep better.

Hi, Seth.

What's wrong?

Oh, my God, Dr. London.

I need a therapist.

Okay, well, you called the right person in front of you.

Yeah, I would totally talk to my mom about this, but she's the reason I'm

an anxiety attack.

Okay, well, let's talk about it. Come on inside.

Okay.

Look, if I tell you what's going on, you have to promise not to freak out.

Seth? I've heard far more shocking things in this office than whatever it

you're about to tell me. Family therapy is about as shocking as it gets.

Well, Damon's had a thing for my mom. Like, a real thing.

Okay. Okay?

You're okay with your son having a thing for a woman twice his age?

Damon's an adult.

He makes his own choices.

What's going on? I thought you'd be on my side!

Breathe.

Inhale.

Exhale.

It's perfectly normal that you would be uncomfortable with your mother being

sexualized by your friend.

Of course it's normal. Who wants their mother sexualized? Especially when it's

more of an idea.

How so?

Oh, and you still have this.

What? The Almanac of Sexual Deviance.

Why wouldn't I have that?

And you still have this article, Mark. Me and Damon used to look at this shit

for years.

About the sons and the codependent mothers.

Yeah, you guys really wore the pages thin reading that.

I read it a few times myself.

Why?

For research.

For my dissertation.

I used it as a case study.

Well, this study ruined my life. This is the exact reason why I'm here.

A case study ruined your life?

Yes, it planted a seed. You remember what it was about.

Remind me.

Well, it was about two mothers and their sons and they were trying to create

this new age living situation after their husband left them.

All right. Bye, Mom.

Bye. Later, brother.

You have a good one, man. Yeah, you too.

Don't worry. I'll take care of your son.

Van really isn't going to follow his girlfriend to San Diego, is he? Well,

I don't think he would go with my mom on that business trip and check out all

those apartments if he wasn't absolutely serious about it. Do you think his

girlfriend is... The one?

The one?

No, no. I think he's just using her to get out of here. I thought I taught my

son better than to use women.

No, you're not using her in that way. I think it's more of like a mutual

beneficial relationship.

You know, she gets to move out of her parents' place and he gets to move out

here. Well, why would he want to move out? What's wrong with staying here?

Maybe enjoy his independence or something.

Yeah, but we've got this great little dynamic thing going.

I hate the idea of him moving away and breaking that up.

You know, we're all going to have to move out eventually.

Like, even I have to move out. That's devastating to think about. No, no, no,

you can't do that. Why would you want to move out? You could stay here with us

and save money, and we would cook for you and take care of you.

Well, you know, having a normal relationship, like having a girlfriend,

example, you know, living with you and Mom kind of makes that really difficult.

Well, what can a girlfriend give you that your mom and I can't?

Well, thanks for one.

Why can't I give you that?

What?

I can fuck you.

I didn't realize that offer was on the table.

Well, of course.

Older women just love younger men.

That's what keeps us invigorated.

So you talked to my mom about fucking me?

Of course.

It's a responsible thing to do.

So wait, you talked to my mom about fucking me?

I did.

Do you know what she said?

She said no.

No.

She said do it.

Go fuck my son.

What? Yeah.

She doesn't want you running off with these young bimbos like my son has.

My mom hates young bimbos.

Oh, that's because they're not good enough for you.

You need someone mature enough to take care of you.

To nurture you.

Tyler, do you want to be nurtured?

You have mommy's permission.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my

gosh.

Some of you could have been doing this earlier.

Thank you.

I would have known you had an amniotic fluid in you.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is so good.

Oh, my God.

That feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. It feels so good.

It feels really good.

Oh, my God.

Thank you Are you ready? Fuck yeah

Oh my god.

I can't, it feels so good.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

fuck it.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, wow.

Oh my

god.

Oh, yes.

That feels so good.

Come here.

Just like that.

This is so good.

This is so good.

It's very good.

It's a good morning for you.

It's so good.

Do you think you want to take control?

What do you think?

Do you think you want control?

Oh yeah, I'd like to share with you already.

I've been taken.

Oh yeah?

Grab my hand.

Grab my hand.

That feels so good.

Oh, yeah. Is that what you want to do?

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Just like

that.

No!

like that.

Oh, baby, that feels so good.

Oh.

Hold this leg up.

Okay.

Oh, you got it.

Let me try this leg.

You good?

I'm good.

Oh. Yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

What those legs are, baby?

You want me to come for you? Oh, yes, yes, yes. I want you to come.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, I want you to come all over me.

Oh,

yeah. Oh.

Why didn't we do that earlier in this whole, you know, relationship thing?

I know. Well, I think our little dynamic just got to a different level.