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Sleep better.
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Hi, Seth.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, my God, Dr. London.
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I need a therapist.
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Okay, well, you called the right person
in front of you.
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Yeah, I would totally talk to my mom
about this, but she's the reason I'm
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an anxiety attack.
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Okay, well, let's talk about it. Come on
inside.
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Okay.
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Look, if I tell you what's going on, you
have to promise not to freak out.
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Seth? I've heard far more shocking
things in this office than whatever it
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you're about to tell me. Family therapy
is about as shocking as it gets.
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Well, Damon's had a thing for my mom.
Like, a real thing.
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Okay. Okay?
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You're okay with your son having a thing
for a woman twice his age?
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Damon's an adult.
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He makes his own choices.
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What's going on? I thought you'd be on
my side!
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Breathe.
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Inhale.
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Exhale.
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It's perfectly normal that you would be
uncomfortable with your mother being
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sexualized by your friend.
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Of course it's normal. Who wants their
mother sexualized? Especially when it's
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more of an idea.
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How so?
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Oh, and you still have this.
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What? The Almanac of Sexual Deviance.
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Why wouldn't I have that?
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And you still have this article, Mark.
Me and Damon used to look at this shit
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for years.
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About the sons and the codependent
mothers.
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Yeah, you guys really wore the pages
thin reading that.
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I read it a few times myself.
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Why?
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For research.
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For my dissertation.
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I used it as a case study.
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Well, this study ruined my life. This is
the exact reason why I'm here.
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A case study ruined your life?
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Yes, it planted a seed. You remember
what it was about.
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Remind me.
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Well, it was about two mothers and their
sons and they were trying to create
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this new age living situation after
their husband left them.
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All right. Bye, Mom.
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Bye. Later, brother.
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You have a good one, man. Yeah, you too.
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Don't worry. I'll take care of your son.
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Van really isn't going to follow his
girlfriend to San Diego, is he? Well,
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I don't think he would go with my mom on
that business trip and check out all
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those apartments if he wasn't absolutely
serious about it. Do you think his
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girlfriend is... The one?
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The one?
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No, no. I think he's just using her to
get out of here. I thought I taught my
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son better than to use women.
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No, you're not using her in that way. I
think it's more of like a mutual
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beneficial relationship.
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You know, she gets to move out of her
parents' place and he gets to move out
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here. Well, why would he want to move
out? What's wrong with staying here?
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Maybe enjoy his independence or
something.
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Yeah, but we've got this great little
dynamic thing going.
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I hate the idea of him moving away and
breaking that up.
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You know, we're all going to have to
move out eventually.
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Like, even I have to move out. That's
devastating to think about. No, no, no,
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you can't do that. Why would you want to
move out? You could stay here with us
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and save money, and we would cook for
you and take care of you.
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Well, you know, having a normal
relationship, like having a girlfriend,
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example, you know, living with you and
Mom kind of makes that really difficult.
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Well, what can a girlfriend give you
that your mom and I can't?
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Well, thanks for one.
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Why can't I give you that?
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What?
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I can fuck you.
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I didn't realize that offer was on the
table.
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Well, of course.
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Older women just love younger men.
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That's what keeps us invigorated.
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So you talked to my mom about fucking
me?
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Of course.
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It's a responsible thing to do.
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So wait, you talked to my mom about
fucking me?
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I did.
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Do you know what she said?
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She said no.
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No.
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She said do it.
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Go fuck my son.
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What? Yeah.
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She doesn't want you running off with
these young bimbos like my son has.
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My mom hates young bimbos.
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Oh, that's because they're not good
enough for you.
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You need someone mature enough to take
care of you.
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To nurture you.
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Tyler, do you want to be nurtured?
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You have mommy's permission.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my
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gosh.
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Some of you could have been doing this
earlier.
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Thank you.
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I would have known you had an amniotic
fluid in you.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. This is so good.
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Oh, my God.
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That feels so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. It feels so good.
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It feels really good.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you Are you ready? Fuck yeah
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Oh my god.
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I can't, it feels so good.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh,
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fuck it.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh my
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god.
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Oh, yes.
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That feels so good.
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Come here.
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Just like that.
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This is so good.
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This is so good.
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It's very good.
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It's a good morning for you.
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It's so good.
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Do you think you want to take control?
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What do you think?
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Do you think you want control?
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Oh yeah, I'd like to share with you
already.
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I've been taken.
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Oh yeah?
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Grab my hand.
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Grab my hand.
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That feels so good.
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Oh, yeah. Is that what you want to do?
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Just like
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that.
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No!
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like that.
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Oh, baby, that feels so good.
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Oh.
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Hold this leg up.
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Okay.
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Oh, you got it.
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Let me try this leg.
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You good?
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I'm good.
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Oh. Yes.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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What those legs are, baby?
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You want me to come for you? Oh, yes,
yes, yes. I want you to come.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, I want you to come all over me.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh.
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Why didn't we do that earlier in this
whole, you know, relationship thing?
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I know. Well, I think our little dynamic
just got to a different level.
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