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♪♪
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♪ Let's make love ♪
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♪ On my money ♪
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♪ Spend my cash ♪
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♪ I'll kiss you, honey ♪
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♪ Let's get nasty ♪
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♪ On my money ♪
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♪ I'll cash some checks ♪
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♪ For funky sex ♪
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So, what'd you think?
Does it still hold up?
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Honestly, Dad, it's gross,
sexist, and infantile.
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So yes?
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You're gold.
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♪ Hey, show me the way ♪
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♪ What are the rules? ♪
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♪ How do you keep a family? ♪
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♪ What is the key? ♪
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♪ How do you stay together? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪
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♪ To be strong for each other ♪
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♪ I'll give you
all I can give you ♪
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♪ Where I live ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
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Good morning, guys.
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Good morning, morning,
morning. Uncle Patrick, Aunt Audie.
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Happy anniversary!
Ruby!
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Ohh.
Aw. Oh, it's a cute puppy.
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"Doggone it,
it's your anniversary."
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Really? That's the joke?
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Sorry. This is
very thoughtful of you,
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as always.
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Boys, nothing, as always.
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You didn't marry us.
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You boys better learn
to step up your games
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if ever you wanna land
a fine lady like your mom.
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Oh, don't kiss, don't kiss,
don't kiss.
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Aahhh!
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Every kiss reminds me
of our first.
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Did I ever tell you
that story, Ruby?
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Just say yes, say
yes, say yes. No.
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Aahhh!
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It was on a Rockits video shoot.
I was one of the dancers.
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And as soon as I saw her,
I knew she was the one.
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And within 30 seconds,
my lips were on hers.
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Wow.
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I'm Audie.
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I think I just met
the girl I'm gonna marry.
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Aw, that's so romantic!
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So, what are you guys
doing tonight?
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The Key Lime Lounge.
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Like they do every year.
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Is it really romantic?
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Best skater taters
in the county.
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Can we get a table
with a bug candle this time?
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Really? You like
the lounge, right?
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Sure. It's fine.
"Fine"?
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It's good.
It's really nice.
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Aw, you're just
making it worse.
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"Really nice" is what we say
when Ben shows us his artwork.
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Honey, you know, I don't expect
every anniversary to be like our first.
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He took me to Paris.
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Aw. It was really
incredible, you know?
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But things change, you know?
Couples settle
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Don't say it! Aahhh!
into a routine--
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That's like a dagger!
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Honey, I don't know why
you're taking this so hard.
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You are a great husband.
No! Yuck!
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I don't wanna be
a great husband.
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I wanna be
your Luke Studwalker.
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I'm gonna give you an
anniversary you'll never forget.
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Luke Studwalker?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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- Honey, come on.
- Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry I took so long.
I wasn't sure what to pack.
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You've been so mysterious
about your new anniversary plan.
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Do I need a passport?
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Okay, I may have raised
expectations a little high.
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Well, will I need
to check luggage?
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Are we camping
in the backyard?
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No. Don't worry.
It's good.
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We're going to
the Inn at Monarch Bay.
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Oh, my God!
That place just opened!
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It has a spa, a five-star restaurant,
rooms overlooking the ocean.
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And courtyard rooms
which are also nice.
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I'm very excited.
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Now, Ruby, you sure you're
okay looking after the boys?
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Yep. What time should I
give them their baths?
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Why is she looking after me?
I'm the oldest.
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Because the last time
I left you two alone,
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you gave Ben a Mohawk.
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He asked me to.
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I was asleep.
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Okay, bye, everybody.
Be good.
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Yeah. And no chocolates. Mom!
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No chocolates.
Mwah! Okay, bye. Bye.
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Bye. Have fun.
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Sorry. You heard 'em.
I'm in charge.
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Let's give her
a Mohawk.
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What if she screams?
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You did. Nobody came.
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Silence! As queen of this house, I
declare that we are throwing a party.
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What? Seriously? You?
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Tonight is my entrance
into high school society.
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I've been able to float above it
'cause I'm the new girl,
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but eventually,
they put a label on you.
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Yeah. Like Golden Devil
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or Golden Boy.
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Or Girl Face.
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Anyway, that is not
gonna happen to me.
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I'm gonna be loved and
respected and maybe even feared.
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Now you get my iPod and start
putting a party mix together,
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and you go to the garage
and get any snacks you can find.
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It's a high school party.
What's in it for me?
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Paw.
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Chocolate.
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Aw, it must be
an accident.
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Oh, I'm sorry about this,
honey. Aw, don't be sorry.
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We're doing something different.
We're on the road.
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Just like the old days.
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Hey, I've got an idea,
as long as we're here.
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Tell me a secret that you've never shared
with me before, and then I'll tell you one.
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Wow, that sounds like
a bad idea.
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Come on. It'll be fun.
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It's our anniversary.
Let's be dangerous.
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You go first.
Really?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay. Uh...
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I got one. It's sort of
stupid, but you'll laugh.
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Okay. Is it about
somebody I know? Yeah.
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You know what?
Maybe we should stop.
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No, no, no.
It's no big deal.
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Um, you know
that video shoot
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where we first hooked up?
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Yeah.
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♪ Let's make love
on my money ♪
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♪ Yeah, my cash
is sweeter than honey ♪
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♪ Let's make love
on my money ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got a lot ♪
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♪ That makes you hot ♪
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Cut!
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Cut!
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Dancers-- Dancers,
please remember
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you fear the spacemen,
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yet you want them!
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One of them, anyway.
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The song is called
"Make Love on My Money."
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Why do I look like
the first hairdresser in space?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I'm going out
in this outfit tonight.
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And the power went out.
I remember.
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And I remember
what happened next.
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You know what? Let's not
play the secret game anymore.
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Honey, it's me.
You can tell me anything.
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Okay.
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Well, um,
during the blackout,
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before you kissed me,
something else happened.
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What are you doing?
Oh, come on.
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Your little dancer friend
said you had the hots for me.
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Not you, Patrick.
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Patrick?
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That's okay.
We share everything.
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Whoa. Hold on.
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David kissed you first?
I know.
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It's crazy, right?
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Uh-oh.
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♪♪
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♪ Flowers in the sun ♪
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♪ Smell as sweet as sunshine ♪
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Ben, what are you doing?
Jumping.
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Why?
I don't know.
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But I can't stop.
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On a scale of one to Kimberly's
party, this is, like, an eight.
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Kimberly's party
is legendary.
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Did she really have
a live dolphin in her pool?
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Oh, yeah. I rode it.
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Hey, Ruby,
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was Stella Webster
just talking to you?
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Yes. And she gave
our party an eight.
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Shut up. On a scale
of one to Josh's party?
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Kimberly's party.
Shut up!
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What the hell
is going on here?
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Hey, Dad, we're just
hanging out with some friends.
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A party?
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You're throwing a party with
Patrick and Audie out of town?
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We would've invited you, but
it's a high school par-- Nah-ah!
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This is outrageous!
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Lucky I stopped by
before anything was broken
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or impregnated.
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All right.
Everybody, let's go.
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Out. Come on. Let's go. But--
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Or I'll start taking names
and calling parents.
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Negative six.
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Young lady, I wanna see
you alone in the kitchen.
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Come on.
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Wait. Jordan,
will you do something?
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Like what, strange girl?
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I don't live here.
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What is the matter
with you?
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Since when are you the kind
of dad that acts like a dad?
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It was pretty convincing,
right?
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What?
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I loved it when I said,
"I'm gonna start taking names
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and calling parents."
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Uh, wait.
Was that all a joke?
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- '- Cause...
- I want my friends back.
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I'm sorry, hon, but I've got
my own plans tonight,
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and I really need the house.
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But you're welcome
to stay.
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For what?
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My party.
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♪ Yeah ♪
Yo.
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♪ It's a lovin' thing ♪
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♪ It's a lovin' thing ♪
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♪♪
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You shut down my party
so you could throw your own?
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Yeah. I had to. All your
friends are in high school.
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Everybody here
is over 18.
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I won't make
that mistake again.
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But why?
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Because the law
is very clear on--
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No!
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I mean, why the party?
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Oh. You see that guy over there
in the white tracksuit?
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That's Crayton Jones.
He's a huge record producer.
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He's here to talk to me and
Patrick about a reunion album.
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But Uncle Patrick
won't do a reunion album.
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I know, which is why
I'm gonna talk to him
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about my solo album.
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So who cares
what I was doing?
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Once again,
your needs always come first.
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Thank you.
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So, all these people
are seniors.
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How many times
did they fail?
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I can't talk to you when
you're riding the cocoa train.
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Wow! I thought I knew
what hotness was,
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but I was just a boy.
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Hey, Crayton.
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Hey, glad you could make it.
Thanks for coming.
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Hey! Look at you.
It's the little Rockit.
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He called you little.
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Ooh, baby,
we gonna lay down some tracks
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and make some serious bank.
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I love bank.
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Not you, Kanye.
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Who's that?
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Oh, this is
my daughter Ruby.
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Not you, not you.
Sorry, Kanye.
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There's a lot
of ambient noise.
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Hey, Kanye.
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Don't do that.
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So, where is
the big Rockit?
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Uh, actually,
I'm a solo act now.
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Solo act? Now hold up.
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You talked to me about
doing a reunion album.
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Right.
255
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:03,183
A reunion between me
and my fans.
256
00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:06,056
Hmm?
257
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:09,399
All right. You're a kid.
258
00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:11,351
Would your friends buy
a record from him?
259
00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:15,405
Well, I would ask them,
but they're not here.
260
00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:22,162
I can't believe you kissed my
brother before you kissed me.
261
00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:24,124
Stop being such a baby.
I mean, who cares?
262
00:12:24,124 --> 00:12:26,576
It's so humiliating.
What if the kids knew?
263
00:12:26,576 --> 00:12:28,498
I'd lose face
in my own home.
264
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:32,132
"Lose face"?
What are you, a samurai?
265
00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:34,754
It's not like
I slept with the guy.
266
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,837
Are you sure?
267
00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:39,339
All right. That's it.
You turn this car around.
268
00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:40,760
I would if I could.
269
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,014
Happy anniversary,
butthead!
270
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,936
♪ Night and day ♪
271
00:12:47,347 --> 00:12:50,730
I found out
her name is Chanel.
272
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:54,945
So, when we speak,
that is what I shall call her.
273
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,818
You're 16.
274
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,110
You have no shot.
Okay.
275
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,452
All right.
I admit the odds are long.
276
00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:06,116
But if I can bring this goddess
to junior prom,
277
00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:09,789
I wouldn't have to accomplish
anything else, ever.
278
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,837
Hey, what are
you doing up here?
279
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,798
I just joined
a new Facebook group.
280
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,341
It's called
Ruby's Party Sucked.
281
00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:23,473
I can't believe my dad...
282
00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:25,425
What are you wearing?
283
00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:27,597
Dad's blazer.
284
00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:29,599
I'm trying to look older
for Chanel.
285
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:31,601
Good luck.
286
00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,643
Do I look older?
287
00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:35,695
Good luck.
288
00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:38,989
Oh.
289
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:41,321
Ahoy there, Admiral.
290
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,493
Hey, Ruby.
291
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,445
Listen, I know you're
upset about your friends,
292
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,367
but I've got an idea.
293
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,209
Let's invite them
all back.
294
00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:51,791
What? Really?
Yeah.
295
00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:55,005
Then they can tell Crayton
how cool they think I am.
296
00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:57,047
Wow. You got me again.
297
00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,959
What? This is good.
298
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,590
And we both get
what we want.
299
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,923
Do you even know
what I want?
300
00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:06,426
Sure. To throw a party that impresses
people you shouldn't even care about.
301
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,428
That's not true.
302
00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:10,180
Okay, it's kind of true.
303
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,102
I'm doing the same thing.
304
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:15,275
I don't really care about
Crayton. I care about my career.
305
00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:17,187
Yeah. Believe me, I know.
306
00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:20,530
Do you know what it's like to sing
in front of 60,000 screaming fans?
307
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,153
It is awesome!
308
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,445
And Crayton
can get me back there.
309
00:14:25,445 --> 00:14:27,657
Well, what about here?
What about me?
310
00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,829
What about me?
Dad, you're not listening.
311
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:31,912
You're not listening.
Stop copying me!
312
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,044
These are my own thoughts.
313
00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:36,296
They just happen
to sound like yours.
314
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:38,919
You are so clueless.
315
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,590
I don't think
I like your tone.
316
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,053
Dad, that Crayton guy
317
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,634
is never gonna
wanna work with you.
318
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,767
You sing 20-year-old songs
to 50-year-old people
319
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,469
in an Indian casino.
320
00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:51,851
Maybe that's exactly
where you belong.
321
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:54,514
Now I really don't
like your tone.
322
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:56,146
Dad...
323
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,817
Dad...
324
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,942
Hey, what's the matter?
325
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,904
I think I just told my dad
326
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,287
it's wrong to have dreams.
327
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,239
That's a little harsh.
328
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,661
I know.
329
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:15,705
Hey, does this help?
330
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,891
So, what, you're not
gonna speak at all now?
331
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,936
Hey, I bet
I can make you laugh.
332
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,518
Who's this?
333
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:41,521
Aah, before my next guest,
334
00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:44,985
let's do a little Jaywalking.
335
00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:49,159
It's Jay Leno.
336
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,994
Have you kissed him, too?
Ohhh!
337
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,036
I told you we shouldn't have
played that game.
338
00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:57,667
Boy, you've never
been righter.
339
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:01,461
Patrick Gallagher,
you have lost your mind!
340
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,044
You are the only Rockit
I've ever loved,
341
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:07,427
and the only man I wanna
spend the rest of my life with.
342
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,799
Look at me
and listen carefully.
343
00:16:09,799 --> 00:16:12,052
Ow.
344
00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:15,355
You will let this go.
345
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:26,566
I love you, baby.
I love you, too.
346
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:28,068
I'm so sorry
I was so silly.
347
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,490
Oh, no, no.
I'm sorry. I'm so--
348
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,453
Wait. Oh, wait.
349
00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:34,994
Heck, I have to ask.
350
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,826
What was your secret?
351
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:38,748
Oh, uh, okay. Uh...
352
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,501
You remember that first
Christmas we spent with your family?
353
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,963
Yeah.
Remember your cousin Adele?
354
00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:45,295
Yeah.
355
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,837
Never mind.
356
00:16:47,837 --> 00:16:49,259
All right.
357
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,631
♪♪
358
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,473
Chanel?
I'm-- I'm Jordan.
359
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:55,515
And, uh, may I say
360
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,808
it is enchanté to meet you.
361
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:01,191
What are you, nine?
362
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,643
Oh-- What-- Oh, yeah.
363
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:06,106
This blazer-- it really
shaves some years off.
364
00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:08,278
I'm 40.
365
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,072
Wait. Crayton, what are
you doing? You can't leave.
366
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,784
Well, it's getting
kind of late, little Rockit,
367
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,577
and Chanel and I gotta fly
to the Hamptons tomorrow
368
00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:19,159
to start work
on her new album.
369
00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:21,921
Crayton, come on.
You don't wanna leave yet.
370
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,623
Look, we don't need
the Rockits.
371
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:25,965
What we need is a twist.
372
00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:28,007
See, now, the Rockits
was the twist.
373
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:30,970
No, but I've got
a better twist. Uh-huh.
374
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,133
It's something...
It's--
375
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:35,175
It's me.
376
00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:38,138
It's me.
377
00:17:38,138 --> 00:17:42,522
The twist is me. It would
be a father-daughter act.
378
00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:45,024
My dad and I would have
cross-generational appeal.
379
00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:47,527
We've been working on
some great new songs.
380
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:50,950
Oh, right.
Great new songs.
381
00:17:52,152 --> 00:17:54,114
And we can play one
for you.
382
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,827
It's about how sometimes we
get so caught up in what we want
383
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,999
that we forget about
what other people need.
384
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,914
Do we have something
a little snappier?
385
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,707
Sit down and play the piano.
Come on.
386
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,421
Now, um,
387
00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:13,843
I know that this is
a small room,
388
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:18,178
but just imagine this blasting
in front of 60,000 people.
389
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,726
♪♪
390
00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:28,778
♪ For so many years ♪
391
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,690
♪ I dreamed of the day ♪
392
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,993
♪ When I would find you
and hear you say ♪
393
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:37,367
♪ "You're all that I've missed,
you're all I adore ♪
394
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:41,000
♪ You are everything
that I've waited for" ♪
395
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,874
♪ Now I realize
that you've had ♪
396
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,208
♪ Your dreams, too ♪
397
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,961
♪ No one needs
to say they're sorry ♪
398
00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:55,094
♪ We're a case
of lost and found ♪
399
00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:59,018
♪ If we hold
ourselves together ♪
400
00:18:59,018 --> 00:19:02,472
♪ We might find
some common ground ♪
401
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:06,266
♪ If I take
a step toward you ♪
402
00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:10,029
♪ Will you take
a step toward me? ♪
403
00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:12,692
♪ And we might find ♪
404
00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:18,077
♪ We're where
we're supposed to be ♪
405
00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:20,330
♪♪
406
00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:27,997
That was great.
407
00:19:27,997 --> 00:19:29,999
Dad, I'm really sorry
about before. No, no.
408
00:19:29,999 --> 00:19:32,792
You have nothing
to apologize for.
409
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,094
Hell, no!
410
00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:37,176
That was tight.
And you know something?
411
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,059
If you sped it up, got rid
of all the depressing stuff,
412
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:42,141
put you in a sexy little
roller girl outfit
413
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:44,434
and let you skate around
with a snake,
414
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,227
I could turn that into a hit.
415
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,270
Forget it.
416
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:53,483
Okay, sorry, folks,
but, uh, the party's over.
417
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,904
Everybody out.
418
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,697
Wait. Wait. I thought you
wanted to make a comeback.
419
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,028
I do,
420
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,660
but not with you.
421
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,625
Wow. That's cold.
422
00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:15,255
Whoo! What a night.
423
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:18,007
At least Ben's
finally out.
424
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,682
He got mean there
at the end.
425
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:26,145
"I'm not tired! Don't
touch me! I hate myself!"
426
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:28,268
What?
427
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,059
How are you feeling?
428
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,442
Much better.
Good.
429
00:20:32,442 --> 00:20:35,154
We both went through
a lot tonight.
430
00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:39,699
Oh, please no.
I really can't hear that again.
431
00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:42,912
♪ Oh, Chanel ♪
432
00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:45,325
♪ Oh, Chanel ♪
433
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:49,078
♪ Oh, Chanel ♪
434
00:20:49,078 --> 00:20:51,130
♪ You are the bomb ♪
435
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:54,714
♪ Why won't you go
to my prom? ♪
436
00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:56,546
Okay, stop! Stop!
437
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:59,429
♪ Oh, Chanel ♪
438
00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:06,185
♪ Chanel, Chanel, Chanel ♪
439
00:21:06,185 --> 00:21:08,187
♪ They thought I was sweet ♪
440
00:21:08,187 --> 00:21:10,189
♪ Thought I was good ♪
441
00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:14,023
♪ Said all the lines
they thought I should ♪
442
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,735
♪ When did I change? ♪
443
00:21:15,735 --> 00:21:17,156
♪ What had to die ♪
444
00:21:17,156 --> 00:21:20,740
♪ To make me a fake
who lives a lie ♪
445
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:24,073
♪ Say good-bye to everything ♪
446
00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:28,117
♪ I thought I knew ♪
447
00:21:28,117 --> 00:21:31,751
♪ 'Cause all that glitters
isn't gold ♪
448
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:35,174
♪ I got lost along the way ♪
449
00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:38,718
♪ Saw the horizons
with my soul ♪
450
00:21:38,718 --> 00:21:42,091
♪ It's the price
you have to pay ♪
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