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♪♪

Okay.

Oh, you're not really putting
a Rockits poster on your wall?

Why not?

Well, let's see.

My dad
is wearing body glitter,

and yours looks like
a witch.

Please! You wish
you had that hair.

Actually, I'm quite happy
with my hair.

Yeah, no kidding.
Here's you walking by a mirror.

Ohh! Ohh!
Oh, yeah?

Well, here's you
on the phone.

Oh, no, she didn't!
Oh, no, she did not!

Ohhh, no, she did not!

I don't even act like that.
No, no, no.

Here's you secretly
flexing your muscles.

Ooh. Ooh.
Okay, I don't do that.

But you do this
when you dance.

Oh, so you think
I dance funny?

No, no, no.
Who am I?

Oh, hey, ladies.
Come here and get some of this.

Oh, yeah? Ohhh! Come
here and get some of that.

Look at my long,
beautiful girl hair.

Ohh! Ohh!

Maybe they don't have
enough homework. Mm-mm.

♪ Hey, show me the way ♪

♪ What are the rules? ♪

♪ How do you keep a family? ♪

♪ What is the key? ♪

♪ How do you stay together? ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪

♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪

♪ To be strong for each other ♪

♪ I'll give you
all I can give you ♪

♪ Where I live ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

Come on, Patrick.
You own a whole dealership.

Just let me borrow it for
the weekend. Not a chance.

The Equinox is a
state-of-the-art hydrogen car.

There's only 100 of them
in the world.

Even better.
I'm being interviewed

for Jive at 5:00 tomorrow,

and that chick who hosts it
is superhot.

So?

So, your car is eco-friendly,

and women just love it
when you pretend

to care about the earth.

I do care.

Yeah. Me, too.

All right.
Ready to go?

Yes, but I want it
in writing

that if I go with you
to the opera tonight,

you'll attend an event of my
choosing, and you cannot say no.

Why are you
so stuck on this?

Because it's an opera,
it's four hours long,

and there's only one halftime.

But opera has jealousy

and passion and women
with big boobs.

I love all those things.

I know.

Are you guys
leaving now?

Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for babysitting Ben.

Uh-uh-uh!
Uh, for young man-sitting Ben.

It doesn't matter what you call
it. I don't need to be watched.

I'm gonna bake cookies.

Go on.

I rented Snakes on a Plane.

Intriguing.

I'm not really a fan
of bedtimes.

We're good here.

All right.
Then let's go.

I'm excited to ride
in the new car. Wait.

She gets to ride in the car?
She's not even your blood.

No one is riding
in that car.

There's a 5% chance
of rain tonight.

Beth is staying in the garage
where she's safe.

You named your car Beth?

Well, Elizabeth,
but that's a mouthful.

All right. Fine, fine.
We'll take my car,

which doesn't have a name
because it's a car.

Uh, you have our numbers,
and Jordan should be home

from his study group
by 11:00.

Jordan, study group?

Am I the only one
raising an eyebrow here?

After his last report card,

he better be studying.

And don't forget about
that iTunes bill. Mm-hmm.

He spent $212 on the
complete works of John Mayer.

Is he in trouble
for spending the money

or being oddly
into John Mayer?

The point is,
he has two strikes.

He can't afford
to screw up.

Tell me about it.
That's why I have to be

very careful in California
and Arkansas.

♪ One day ♪

♪ I know I'll find ♪

♪ A place of my own ♪

♪ Sweet peace of mind ♪

♪ In a world that feels safe ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ No more mistakes ♪

There's snakes on the plane!

How could you not
see that coming?

I thought it was a metaphor.

I still can't believe I live in
a house with a grand piano.

I mean, we had one
in my old school,

but it was out of tune and
it smelled like dead squirrel.

Are you still writing that song? Because
I think you should speed up the tempo.

Why?

Well, it's more commercial.
I mean, don't you wanna sell it?

No. I just do this for me.

It's kind of like a diary,
except musical.

I get to work through
my feelings and problems,

and sometimes I can even
go through deeper things,

like why we're all here or--

Oh, thank God.

Hello?

Ruby, are my parents home yet?

Uh, no.
Okay, I need your help.

It's about
my designated driver.

I think
he's been drinking.

I thought that you were
supposed to be at a study group.

Well, obviously,
that was a lie.

I'm at a keg party
at Trevor's house.

A keg party?

You mean the study group
was a cover?

I am shocked.
Shocked, I tell you.

Do you want me
to call you a cab?

Uh, cabs don't come
to Trevor's house anymore.

I'll just walk home.

How far is it?

Um, about eight miles.

But if I get tired, I can rest at
that tent city by the interstate.

They'll probably have soup.

What happens if
your parents get home first?

Then I'm dead.

My dad'll send me
to one of those schools

where they shave your head
and make you take care of a horse.

I already have two strikes.

I know. I heard.

Just stay where you are.
I'm gonna fix this.

Awesome. Awesome.
I love you.

What?

I mean,
I'm not in love with you.

I'm just...

Okay, bye.

Hey, those are the keys
to Dad's new car.

I know.

Wow. You are the worst
babysitter ever!

Get in.

Ruby, is that you?

No, it's Lindsay Lohan.
Get in the car.

Wait. You're driving?

You're driving
Dad's new car?

What up?

You're driving
Dad's new car with Ben?

Are you getting in, or are you just
gonna say stuff that's happening?

You don't have a license.

Said the drunk minor.

Seat belts.
Which arm?

It's so quiet.
It's like a ghost car.

It's a hydrogen engine.

Hey, can I drive next?
No!

He said he'd blab
if I didn't bring him.

Let's do a donut. No,
wait. Let's get a donut.

This isn't a road trip!
It's a rescue mission!

We need to get back to the house before
your parents get home from the opera.

If buying chick music
is one strike,

stealing your dad's car
has gotta be, like, ten.

John Mayer is
an excellent guitar player.

I don't feel so good.

Here. Drink this.
It'll take the edge off.

Not bad. What is it?

Oh, just some apple juice,
some raw egg

and a shot
of Dad's aftershave.

Man, you look terrible.

I couldn't sleep last night.
I just...

I kept thinking,
did I park the car

exactly where
Uncle Patrick left it?

Did I put the keys on the right side
of the dish, underneath the phone bill?

And did someone leave his doll
on the backseat of the car?

It's an action figure.
I thought we might need backup.

Good morning, guys.
Good morning.

Ooh, is this anyone's? Mmm.

That's weird.
It tastes good,

but it smells like your dad.

♪ Buongiorno, bambinis ♪

♪ I love you all
till the day I draw ♪

♪ My dying breath ♪

Turns out he loves opera.

Who knew?

It was so beautiful and so sad.
It made me cry.

A lot.

Hey, you're always saying you'd
like to see more of my sensitive side.

Yeah. I was wrong.

Mmm. It tastes good,

but it smells like crap.

Oh, well. Off to work. Mmm.

♪ You are the sun,
the moon and the stars ♪

♪ I am the earth,
the water and rain ♪

Think we'll ever get
the old Patrick back again?

Who the hell
drove my car?

There he is.

Somebody drove
my brand-new car,

and I know who it was.

Uncle Patrick,
I can explain.

No, you can't.
She doesn't have to.

You think I don't see
what goes on around here?

I'm not an idiot.

It was your father.

Yes. yes, it was.
Mm-hmm.

Wait a minute.
We don't know that for a fact.

He asked to borrow it, and the seat
was adjusted to fit his tiny little legs.

Then it's a slam dunk, right?

Right? Wait.
What are you doing?

What do you think I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna call him

and tell him he has
finally gone too far.

But he's done stuff
way worse than this.

I mean, didn't he almost
set Ben on fire?

Yeah, that was pretty bad.

Not as bad as this.

Drinking and driving?

I smelled beer in there.

Really? Well,
that's impossible.

He didn't drink in the car.

I'm guessing.

Well, who knows?
Maybe he was dumb enough

to accidentally spill
beer on himself.

Which is probably why
he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Shut up...about David.

I'm calling him.

Uncle Patrick, wait.

Ruby, don't get in the middle
of this. It's not your problem.

Actually, it is.
Why?

Well, 'cause David's my dad,

and if you kill him,
I would have to retaliate.

And where would it end?

Hey.

I just checked the car.
It's fine.

Why don't you calm down, go
to work and deal with David later?

"Calm down"? Easy for
you to say. It's not your car.

Well, it's half mine.
Not really, but okay.

He's gonna talk to your dad
sooner or later.

Which is why I'm gonna go to the casino
and ask my dad to take the blame for us.

Well, what if he won't?
I think he will.

What if he's not there?
He's always there!

What if it rains?
What if it does?

It's the things
you don't plan for that get you.

You stole your uncle's car,
lied about it,

and now you want me
to take the blame.

You are so my daughter.

So you agree we shouldn't
tell him the truth?

Ruby, the truth is for people

who aren't creative enough
to come up with a better story.

And we do have
a better story.

But wait.

As your father,
I have to ask you,

are you prepared
to go down this road?

Because once
you start lying,

it's a very slippery slope,

and there's no telling
what lies at the bottom.

Who are you talking to?

Great. So,

after I finish my interview
at Jive at 5:00,

I'll go over to the house
and crank out

one of my famous apologies.

I'm not sure
an apology's gonna do it.

Honey, you don't know
who you're talking to.

I've made hundreds
of apologies,

mostly to angry women.

I will play Patrick

like a one-stringed
hillbilly base.

Thanks, Dad.

Oh, I knew
I could count on you

to do the wrong thing.

Always.

So, what do you think?

Don't be disgusting, Patrick.

Disgusting? This is perfect
for a car and truck show.

Unless, of course,
you don't love your country.

Then you wear it,
'cause I'm not going at all.

Monster trucks and drunk guys
yelling and sloshing beer.

I get that every Christmas
at my mother's.

Hey, we made a deal.

I do something I don't like,
you do something you don't like.

But you loved the opera,
so it didn't count.

If I knew you were gonna
change the rules,

I wouldn't have liked it
so much.

Ah, who am I kidding? You'd
have to be dead not to love opera.

Hello, Patrick

You've got a lot of nerve
showing your face in this house.

Okay, I know you're mad,

but I just have to say

you look fantastic.

Don't change the subject.

Patrick, stealing your car
was unforgivable.

Yes, it was.

A man like you
deserves better.

I do.

I wanna be better for you.

It was my brand-new car,

and I said
you couldn't borrow it.

I should've listened, baby--

I mean Patrick.

Take these for a swim,
will ya, toots?

Okay, look,
I-- I screwed up.

I know. I promise
it won't happen again.

Well, it does take guts
to show up here

and accept responsibility
for your behavior.

So we're good?
I didn't say that.

You need time.
I understand.

But when you're ready,

so are my arms.

God, I've missed this.

All right.

You know,
good to get that behind us.

Let's go.
Wait.

You need more?
'Cause I wrote a poem.

We are good here.

So, come back
when you can stay.

But wait. Actually,
I've got the whole after--

Well, I have to
give David credit.

He sprang for
some nice flowers.

Hey, guys,
Uncle David's on TV.

Oh.

By the way,
these are nice flowers.

What do you do with these
after the show?

Oh, good. Because
respecting him was confusing.

Now, David,

I understand that
you recently learned

that you're a father.

The most wonderful thing

that's ever happened
to me, Erica.

Well, the Grammy
was awesome, too.

But it's fun.
It's good.

And your daughter--
what is she like?

Nobody knows her.
That won't be interesting.

It might.
It won't.

Try me.

Try me.

There's a camera on us.

I'm good with that
if you are.

Your daughter.

Ruby? Love her.

She's a chip
off the old block.

Tight pants
and a little creepy.

No. She's a rebel,
like me.

Get this, Erica.

Last night,
she stole my brother's new car

so she could pick up her
drunk cousin at a keg party.

Gotta love that.

Drinking, lying,
grand theft auto.

What if you
had run out of hydrogen?

What would you have done then?
What will you do?

I don't know.

May I just say a few words
on Jordan's behalf?

How about a few words
on your behalf?

I guess I can't trust
anyone in this house now.

You're an alcoholic,
you're a thief,

and you won't go
to the car show with me.

Seriously? Now?

You guys, I'm really,
really sorry,

and so is Jordan
and so is Ben.

I didn't do anything. They
wouldn't even let me drive.

And I'm just a boy
being a boy.

I'm gonna slam you two together
and make one good son.

Hey, guys.
I forgot I had a date.

Could I get
those flowers back?

We just watched you
on television.

Oh. And am I
more charming in person

or on the little screen?

There's no wrong answer.

Dad?
Yeah?

I thought you were gonna
keep our secret.

What? I asked them
to edit that out.

Wait. No.

I asked Erica out.

Can we, uh--

Can we focus
on what's important here?

Jordan was drinking.

But I didn't
try to drive.

You also didn't call us
to come get you,

which you promised to do
if this ever happened.

You would've
gotten mad.

It would've been a back rub
and a lollipop

compared to what
you're gonna get now.

Wait! Don't give him a third
strike. Just give me two instead.

Ruby, what do you think
is gonna happen to Jordan?

I don't know.

Military school,
wilderness camp, a year at sea?

But that's crazy.

Is it?

I've never done
the real family thing before,

and all I know is that Jordan said that
something horrible was gonna happen.

I don't know what that means.
I'll tell you what it means.

You're grounded
for three weeks.

Three weeks?

I know!
That totally blows!

You told me that they
were gonna send you away!

I was freaking out.

I stole a car for you,
and I lied to your parents,

and I made our dads
get in a fight

because a third strike
means you're grounded?

What kind of hippy-dippy
happy fruit house is this?

The happy fruit house
where no one gets sent away

no matter how many strikes
they have.

The point is we love
all of you.

And that's why I told
your secret on television.

Dad, that has nothing to do
with what we're talking about.

I misunderstood.

Anyway, I'll just, uh,
take the flowers

and be on my way.

But as the patriarch
of this family,

I hope we've all learned
a very valuable--

Please, don't.

Right.

So, are we clear
about everything?

Yes.
Great.

'Cause you're grounded
for a week.

And I get three?

If I start crying like her,
will you guys knock a week off?

I didn't cry.

Oh, really?

I'm Ruby.
I don't know how families work.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Jordan,
and I'm failing chemistry.

What?

I'm sorry.

♪ One day ♪

♪ I know I'll find ♪

♪ A place of my own ♪

♪ Sweet peace of mind ♪

♪ In a world that feels safe ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ No more mistakes ♪

♪ No more good-byes ♪
Bye, Ruby.

Pizza's on the way.

Have fun
at that car thing.

Oh, it's not just a car thing.

It's Muscle Car Madness Night.

They're gonna blow up a tank.

Can't we go
to a movie instead?

Please, just do this for me, and I
promise I'll do one more thing for you.

I want five.
Three.

Done. Ha! I would've
done five. Let's go.

What's so funny?

The truth is, I'm excited
about the truck rally.

Really?
They're gonna blow up a tank!

♪ One day ♪

♪ I know I'll find ♪

♪ A place of my own ♪

♪ Sweet peace of mind ♪

♪ In a world that feels safe ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ No more mistakes ♪

♪ No more good-byes ♪

♪ But, oh,
I'll never let go ♪

♪ I'll never let go ♪

♪ I'll always hold on
to your soul ♪

♪ 'Cause I know
Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ That I'm gonna never
really be alone ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ 'Cause I got your song
right here ♪

♪ Inside of me ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪