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♪♪
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♪ Hey, show me the way ♪
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♪ What are the rules? ♪
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♪ How do you keep a family? ♪
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♪ What is the key? ♪
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♪ How do you stay together? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪
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♪ To be strong for each other ♪
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♪ I'll give you
all I can give you ♪
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♪ Where I live ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
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Whoa!
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Hello? Is anybody here?
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Hello?
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Oh, wait.
What's that?
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Oh, you guys
wanna hear one more song?
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Really? Okay, okay.
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You guys are a good crowd.
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Um...
All right.
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Here's something I came up with
about five seconds ago. Um...
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♪ I just got off the airplane ♪
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♪ Feelin' so alone ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ I don't know
if I should be here ♪
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♪ Rollin' like a stone ♪
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Will you stop doing that?
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No more excuses.
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When I ask for fizzy water,
I expect it to fizz.
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Excuse me--
And they're also
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still putting cupcakes
in my dressing room.
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My brother
was the cupcake guy.
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I am a solo act.
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Didn't you read
the marquee?
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David Gallagher,
formally of the Rockits.
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David--
Oh. Sorry, honey.
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No autographs.
But you can buy
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one of my T-shirrs
out front.
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I'm Ruby.
I'm your daughter.
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I'm gonna need
some rum in that water.
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♪♪
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♪ We were born atomic ♪
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♪ Second to none
in the modern age ♪
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♪ Cut fast clean
Stripped down, automatic ♪
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♪ High gauge ♪
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♪ We were built to last ♪
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♪ American cast ♪
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♪ The immaculate heart attack ♪
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♪ This is for the girls
who never said no ♪
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♪ And the boys
who looked back ♪
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This was
the Rockits' first video.
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We were top 10 on MTV
for a year.
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We know, Dad.
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Your uncle and I
had just been named
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Best New Artist of 1988.
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We should never
have shown him this fan site.
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So I can watch this
whenever I want?
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And we don't even
need to be here.
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I'm just really happy
you wanted to see me.
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Of course I did.
I mean, you're my daughter.
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It's like
a dream come true.
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Well, how do you think
I feel meeting my dad,
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the famous rock star?
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That's what I meant.
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♪ Feelin' so cool
and clever, oh ♪
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That was my
patented knee slide.
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Oh, wait. Wait.
Here comes your mother.
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Morning, guys.
Oh, Patrick,
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the kids don't want
to watch those old videos.
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Thank you, Mom.
Oh, wait!
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Here comes my tiger crawl.
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♪♪
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You're right. You're right.
We can't live in the past,
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and I don't want either of you
going down this road.
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Rock stars are selfish,
vain creatures.
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You turned out okay.
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I'm talking about him.
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Oh, yeah.
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And when I wore spandex,
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I could kick even higher.
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So, why aren't you and your
brother working together anymore?
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Well, between you and I,
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the man is
a total prima donna.
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I'm still waiting
on that water.
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That's so sad.
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I mean,
family is everything.
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You know, I bet if you
just talked to him,
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you guys could
still be the Rockettes.
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"Rockits."
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So, how long
you in town for?
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What do you mean?
When do you fly home?
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I bought a one-way ticket.
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What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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Uh-huh.
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Can you believe Dad
trying to impress us
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with those stupid videos?
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Hey, let's watch mine.
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Again?
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Come on. It's setting
the Internet on fire.
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Burn me, baby.
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♪ I am a dog without a bone ♪
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♪ I am a house without a home ♪
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♪ Hear ♪
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♪ Hear me ♪
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Hey.
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♪ I'm a cord without a phone ♪
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Jordan, Ben,
your uncle's here.
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David? Did Dad
go out of town?
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Hey, guys. It's me.
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How cool is that?
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Honey, I'm home!
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Well, let the games begin.
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Honey, have I got
a surprise for you.
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I've got
a surprise for you.
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Guess how many
SUVs we sold today?
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I don't know.
What-- Twelve.
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Twelve? Nobody sells 12.
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The point is that my dealership
is doing so well,
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I'm thinking about opening up
another one in Tampa!
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Isn't that terrific?
Mmm.
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I smacked your dad so hard,
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he split
his parachute pants.
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Oh, no!
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He came on stage wearing
these giant electric boots.
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They made him, like,
a foot taller than me.
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I asked him to take them off,
and he lost it.
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So boom.
I had to deck him.
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It was not
just the boots.
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You had a problem
with everything--
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my singing,
my hair, my cape.
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Hello, Pat.
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Don't call me Pat.
I hate Pat.
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May I speak
to you privately?
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Sure, Master P.
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P. Diddy.
Puff Patty.
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By the way,
nice hair color.
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What do you call that?
Steel wool?
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What are you doing here?
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They just extended my gig
at the Okeechobee Indian Casino.
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Again? Haven't the Okeechobees
suffered enough?
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And I thought I might drop by
and share the good news.
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Hooray!
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Now what do you want?
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Oh, that hurts.
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I'm your brother.
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Hi. David, I know you
told me to wait in the car,
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but there's a really
big dog outside.
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Is he yours? 'Cause he
looks kind of thirsty.
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And, actually,
so does your limo driver.
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I'm really sorry
if I ruined the surprise.
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I'm just kind of nervous.
And this is a huge house!
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You must be Patrick.
Oh, I'm gonna stop talking now.
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Oh, this is my daughter Ruby.
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Do you mind
if she lives here?
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So, on my 12th birthday, my mom
showed me a picture of her with David
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and said that this guy was
my real father, and a legend.
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Oh, please.
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Dad, just let her
tell the story.
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I-- I mean, she is
our beautiful guest.
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She's also your cousin.
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Go ahead, Ruby.
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Anyway, after my mom died,
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I ended up moving in with
my grandparents in Ocala.
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I mean, they were so sweet,
but they just kept
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forgetting my name,
and...that I lived there.
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Anyway, um, one day
in English class,
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we had an assignment to write
to a great American--
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And you wrote to David?
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No. Oprah.
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But my friend Michelle, who's,
like, totally into the '80s,
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she said that she was writing
to David Gallagher.
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And I'm, like,
"Well, that's my father."
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And she's, like,
"No way! Shut up!"
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I'm, like, "No, seriously,
that's my dad."
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She's, like, "Shut up!" I'm,
like, "What is your problem?"
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She's all, "My problem"-- Get
to the part where you meet me.
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Anyway, I decided to prove it,
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so I looked David up
on Facebook,
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got his address and,
well, here I am. Yeah.
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You're on Facebook?
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Ben, why don't you and Jordan
show Ruby my dance studio?
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It's a big room
with mirrors.
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It's a big room
filled with mirrors!
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Ah, so, I guess she'll have to
attend some sort of school.
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Why didn't you call
and tell us about her?
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I didn't have time. She just
showed up on my doorstep.
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And now you're trying
to drop her on ours.
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Look, I know
I'm asking a lot.
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But she can't live with me
at the casino.
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I'm an entertainer. I go to
sleep at 3:00 in the morning,
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I wake up at noon,
often not alone.
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You're a car salesman.
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Car salesman?
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Uh-oh.
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Listen, if I wanted to,
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I could be the one out there
milking our past.
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Oh, come on!
You are milking it!
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I've seen your billboard.
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"Let Gallagher Motors
Rockit you into a new car"?
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That wasn't me. That-- That
was my marketing department.
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And I suppose they forced you
into your space helmet.
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Besides, what makes you think
you still got it?
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Use it or lose it, baby.
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Stop. All right? I put up with
your fighting every Christmas.
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I am not putting up
with it today.
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I am just concerned
about Ruby.
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He brought up
the space helmet.
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Are you guys fighting
because of me?
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Oh, honey,
um, no, no.
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They always do this.
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But David is right.
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A casino is no place for you.
You need a real home.
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Right, Patrick?
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Will she be
living here alone,
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or will she
bring baggage?
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"Use it or lose it, baby."
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♪ We were born atomic ♪
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♪ Second to none
in the modern age ♪
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Ahh!
♪ Cut fast clean ♪
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♪ Stripped down, automatic,
high gauge ♪
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♪ We did it all, oh ♪
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♪ Feelin' so cool and clever ♪
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And this is
the master bedroom.
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♪♪
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♪ I'm a house without a home ♪
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All right.
Come on, you guys.
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It's time to get dressed.
Whoa.
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You look...
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Like a girl?
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Thank you. Now let's go.
We're gonna go see David's show.
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What? We never
go see David's show.
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Well, we're gonna go tonight--
the whole family.
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Your mom and I decided.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Was I not clear?
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Move it!
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I'm sensing a power shift
in this family.
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Yeah, I'm cool. Maybe I can make
some music connections.
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♪ I am a wanderer alone, oh ♪
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♪ I am a dog without a bone ♪
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Oh, that is where
I've seen you.
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You're the one who sings
"Lost in My Own Life."
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That'd be me.
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Ohhh! That is the funniest thing
I've ever seen.
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I-- Wait. Funny?
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No, my video isn't--
isn't funny.
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What did you do?
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Wait. Ow!
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Ben ruined my video.
Hey, I would argue
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he took care
of that himself.
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Show me what you did.
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♪ I am a wanderer alone ♪
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♪ I cannot sing, so I moan ♪
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♪ I'm a blah,
pretentious drone ♪
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See? It's funny.
256
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:48,768
I'm gonna throw this
in the street!
257
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,731
Oh, no, you're not. Hey.
You're gonna apologize.
258
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:54,154
He's your brother.
Look who's talking.
259
00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:57,157
What's that supposed to mean? That's
all right, Dad. I'll hit him for you.
260
00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:59,279
No, you won't.
Will you please help me here?
261
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,282
Don't look at me. They see you
and David and think this is normal.
262
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,703
Oh, so now it's my fault?
263
00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:05,996
Will you guys just stop?
264
00:13:05,996 --> 00:13:09,169
You're all fighting,
and I don't understand why.
265
00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:12,212
Ruby, it's okay.
This is what families do.
266
00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:15,125
But you and David
are family,
267
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,467
and you can't stand
each other.
268
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:20,470
Gosh! I just-- I wish
you guys knew what you had.
269
00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,973
You'd appreciate it
as much as I do.
270
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,347
We do appreciate it.
271
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,100
And someone's finally
gonna fix this.
272
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,192
Aren't you, Master P?
273
00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,150
♪♪
274
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,783
Hmm?
275
00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:45,405
More?
276
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,162
Hold on.
277
00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:56,756
Not the face.
278
00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:59,549
I just wanna talk.
279
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:01,591
Okay.
280
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,383
Come on in.
281
00:14:05,265 --> 00:14:07,057
Uh, you're all here.
282
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,678
Does that mean you're
coming to see my show?
283
00:14:08,678 --> 00:14:10,810
Yes, but first,
there's something I need to say.
284
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,103
Look, although
you've been difficult,
285
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,315
at times, impossible--
286
00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:18,148
Like the night he got drunk and
begged Huey Lewis to replace me.
287
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:20,610
Patrick.
288
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:24,534
My-- My point is,
we have fought for too long,
289
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:27,077
and I haven't been
a good example to my sons.
290
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:31,081
Before they can
respect each other,
291
00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:33,043
we have to.
292
00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:35,375
Get over here.
293
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,127
Why?
294
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,049
Just go.
295
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:48,008
Too soon.
296
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:51,061
All right, everyone. Let's give David
some time to put his makeup on.
297
00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:52,973
My makeup is on.
298
00:14:57,317 --> 00:14:59,399
I'm really excited
to see your show tonight.
299
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,521
Well, thanks.
300
00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:04,945
And I got your message.
I'll see what I can do.
301
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,196
Cool.
302
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,737
All right.
303
00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:10,330
I'll leave you alone so you
can get into your stage outfit.
304
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,162
This is my stage outfit.
305
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,303
Where's Jordan?
306
00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:25,885
I was just thinking
the same thing.
307
00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:27,968
I'm gonna go find him.
308
00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:31,311
What are you doing?
309
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:35,515
These are
die-hard Rockit fans.
310
00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:38,018
Audie, it's only a matter of
time before I'm recognized.
311
00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:41,021
Excuse me.
Would you mind--
312
00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:42,772
Not at all.
313
00:15:42,772 --> 00:15:44,985
taking a picture
of my husband and me?
314
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:48,908
Whoo. Dodged that bullet.
315
00:15:52,372 --> 00:15:54,374
Hey. Your mom's looking
all over for you.
316
00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:55,996
Come on.
We're gonna miss the show.
317
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,628
That's okay.
I-- I'd rather brood.
318
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:02,342
Come on. Don't be upset
about your video.
319
00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:04,134
Look, a lot of people
saw it, right?
320
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:06,046
Yeah, so they could
laugh at me.
321
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:08,638
But Ben had, like,
the totally right idea.
322
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:11,681
I mean, your video's
kind of a downer, but--
323
00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:13,593
Of course it's a downer.
324
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,765
Life is pain, woman.
325
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:18,808
No. No, no, no.
But, I mean, it's not bad.
326
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,190
It's a really good song.
327
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,402
I just, um...
328
00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:24,654
I've been thinking about it
a little bit,
329
00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:28,568
and I just wanna show you
what I came up with. No...
330
00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:31,111
It's-- No-- I'm just
speeding it up a little bit.
331
00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,113
I'm giving it more energy.
I don't like it speeded it up.
332
00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:34,874
It's good this way.
333
00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:38,168
♪ Don't have to be
a wanderer alone ♪
334
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:41,081
♪ Don't have to be a dog
without a bone ♪
335
00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:45,125
♪ Just come to my house,
and I'll be home ♪
336
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,507
♪ I can hear you ♪
337
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,300
♪ How did you end up
lost at sea? ♪
338
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:54,054
♪ You don't have a boat
or live near a beach ♪
339
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,267
♪ But if you're in need
of rescuing ♪
340
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,479
♪ Well, I will hear you ♪
341
00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:02,692
You're pretty good. ♪ I want
you to know you're never alone ♪
342
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:07,697
♪ You'll always have
a place to go ♪
343
00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:11,701
♪ It's on the brighter side ♪
344
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,153
♪ I'll color your night ♪
345
00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:14,824
♪ I'll lead you to light ♪
346
00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:19,209
♪ Put hope inside
so you can fight ♪
347
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:21,211
♪ You don't have to be lost ♪
348
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,713
♪ Lost in your own ♪
349
00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:26,966
♪ Life ♪
350
00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:30,220
♪ Lost in your own ♪
351
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:33,173
♪ Life ♪
352
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:37,677
♪ Li-Li-Li-Li-Life ♪
353
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:41,060
Oh, come on.
354
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,523
Ladies and gentlemen,
355
00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,735
the Totem Pole Lounge
356
00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:48,188
is proud to present
357
00:17:48,188 --> 00:17:49,609
the man,
358
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:51,901
myth, the legend,
359
00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:56,286
David Gallagher!
360
00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:06,666
Ah, it's wonderful
to see you tonight.
361
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:09,549
Before we begin,
I'd like to introduce
362
00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:12,262
someone very,
very special to me--
363
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,474
someone without whom
364
00:18:14,474 --> 00:18:16,676
I would not be standing
on this stage tonight.
365
00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:18,388
Ladies and gentlemen,
366
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,060
Chief Dan Littlefeather!
367
00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:29,189
Namaste.
368
00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:34,824
But there is someone else
here tonight
369
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:37,036
that I think
you all might remember.
370
00:18:37,036 --> 00:18:40,079
Ladies and gentlemen,
my brother Patrick.
371
00:18:47,337 --> 00:18:48,958
What do you say, bro?
372
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,171
A little Rockits reunion?
Come on.
373
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:54,464
Did you--
374
00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:57,016
Me and Ruby
hatch a plan together?
375
00:18:57,016 --> 00:18:58,428
Don't be absurd.
376
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,719
But--
377
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:02,061
Oh, you've been responsible
for 20 years.
378
00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:05,144
Now get up there and make
an ass of yourself.
379
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,704
...three, four.
380
00:19:24,704 --> 00:19:28,167
♪ We did it all, oh ♪
381
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,750
♪ Feelin' so cool and clever ♪
382
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,293
♪ Oh, ohhh ♪
383
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:36,095
♪ We never knew, oh ♪
384
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,758
♪ Only a dream lasts forever ♪
385
00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:41,641
♪ We did it all, oh ♪
386
00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:44,063
♪ Feelin' so cool and clever ♪
387
00:19:44,063 --> 00:19:46,606
♪ Oh, ohhh ♪
388
00:19:46,606 --> 00:19:49,068
♪ We never knew, oh ♪
389
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:52,772
♪ Only a dream lasts forever ♪
390
00:19:52,772 --> 00:19:55,775
♪ Only a dream ♪
♪ Lasts forever ♪
391
00:19:55,775 --> 00:19:58,778
♪ Only a dream ♪
392
00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:01,080
♪ It's only a dream ♪
♪ Only a dream ♪
393
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,203
♪ Don't have to have a heart
that's turned to stone ♪
394
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,126
♪ I don't have to be
a king without a throne ♪
395
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:09,128
What does that even mean?
Do you even know?
396
00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:11,040
Uh, it rhymes.
397
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,042
♪ 'Cause I can't hear you ♪
398
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:16,836
♪ I want you to know
you're never alone ♪
399
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:19,138
♪ You'll always have
a place to ♪
400
00:20:19,138 --> 00:20:21,431
♪ Go ♪
Yeah!
401
00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:25,475
♪ It's on the brighter side ♪
♪ Show me the brighter side ♪
402
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,398
♪ I'll color your night
I'll lead you to light ♪
403
00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:32,902
♪ Put hope inside
so I can fight ♪
404
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:35,855
♪ I don't have to be lost ♪
405
00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:38,858
♪ Lost in your own life ♪
406
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:40,119
Whoa!
407
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:41,991
Wow, you guys.
That was great.
408
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,284
Ah, it's all
in the genes.
409
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,997
Wait. What time is it?
Did we miss the whole show?
410
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,289
Ah, I've got
another one at 10:00.
411
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,920
Cognac?
412
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,832
Trying to cut back.
413
00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:55,795
By the way, you were
pretty good out there tonight.
414
00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:57,927
Thank you.
I mean, considering.
415
00:20:57,927 --> 00:21:00,089
Considering what?
416
00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:02,642
You clearly haven't been
working on your moves.
417
00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,093
My moves?
Uh-huh.
418
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:06,936
My moves rocked,
unlike your stupid karate kicks.
419
00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:09,098
Oh, you're just jealous
420
00:21:09,098 --> 00:21:11,020
because I can still get
my feet over my head.
421
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,852
Of course you can.
Your head is only
422
00:21:12,852 --> 00:21:15,104
four feet
from the ground.
423
00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:16,776
Hey, you guys, listen.
424
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,199
We want the Rockits!
They're calling for me.
425
00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:22,201
We want the Rockits!
Us.
426
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,113
We want the Rockits!
427
00:21:24,113 --> 00:21:26,496
Here.
We want the Rockits!
428
00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:28,618
We want the Rockits!
429
00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,670
Listen,
since you've come here,
430
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,672
my boys are happier,
431
00:21:32,672 --> 00:21:34,624
my wife has
a new accomplice,
432
00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:36,546
and, uh,
David and I are closer
433
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,178
than we've been
in 20 years.
434
00:21:39,178 --> 00:21:42,221
What I'm trying
to say is,
435
00:21:42,221 --> 00:21:44,303
I am on to you.
436
00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:49,349
Oh, yes.
437
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,931
All right. Come on, guys.
438
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:53,523
School for some,
work for others.
439
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:56,356
So, our high school's
the Fighting Manatees?
440
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,238
Aren't manatees docile,
passive creatures?
441
00:21:59,238 --> 00:22:00,440
As is our football team.
442
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:08,037
Hey, guys. Morning.
443
00:22:08,037 --> 00:22:10,079
Hey, David,
what are you doing here?
444
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,121
Well, it's your
first day of school,
445
00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:15,254
and I made you some lunch.
446
00:22:15,254 --> 00:22:18,628
Prime rib
and shrimp cocktail.
447
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,300
And a virgin daiquiri.
448
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:22,422
Thanks.
449
00:22:22,422 --> 00:22:25,014
I can't believe
you're up this early.
450
00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:27,387
Up? I haven't
been to bed yet.
451
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,430
How do people
live like this?
452
00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,061
Hey, bro.
453
00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:34,854
Hey, P, guess what?
454
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,526
I got a huge offer
455
00:22:36,526 --> 00:22:39,068
from the casino last night...
for the both of us.
456
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:40,650
Oh, well,
that's flattering,
457
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,982
but last night
was a one-shot deal.
458
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:44,193
How huge?
459
00:22:44,193 --> 00:22:46,656
We'll talk later.
460
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,247
And, Ruby,
461
00:22:48,247 --> 00:22:50,369
I just want you
to know that
462
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,331
I'm really gonna
be there for you.
463
00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:55,835
That's great, 'cause parent-teacher
night is on Wednesday.
464
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,208
Wednesday.
465
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:00,760
Wednesdays are bad.
466
00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:06,926
I can move stuff around.
467
00:23:06,926 --> 00:23:09,889
Great. Bye, Dad.
468
00:23:13,272 --> 00:23:16,566
She called me Dad.
469
00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:17,857
I know.
470
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:21,230
I'm gonna have to
talk to her about that.
471
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:23,573
♪ And I want you to know ♪
472
00:23:23,573 --> 00:23:25,284
♪ You're never alone ♪
473
00:23:25,284 --> 00:23:30,159
♪ You'll always have
a place to go ♪
474
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:34,123
♪ It's on the brighter side ♪
475
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:37,166
♪ I'll color your night,
and I'll lead you to light ♪
476
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:41,541
♪ Put hope inside
for you to fight ♪
477
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:44,133
♪ You don't have to be lost ♪
478
00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:46,636
♪ Lost in your own ♪
479
00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:48,007
♪ Life ♪
480
00:23:48,007 --> 00:23:50,179
♪ Li-Li-Life ♪
481
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,472
♪ Lost in your own ♪
482
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,143
♪ Life ♪
483
00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:56,265
♪ Li-Li-Life ♪
484
00:23:56,265 --> 00:23:58,818
♪ Lost in your own ♪
485
00:23:58,818 --> 00:24:00,189
♪ Life ♪
486
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,562
♪ Li-Li-Life ♪
487
00:24:02,562 --> 00:24:05,194
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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